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Megan Fox is shooting JONAH HEX, so naturally it's time for more sexy behind the scenes pics!

Published at:  Apr 27, 2009 3:57:51 PM CDT

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Megan Fox is shooting a new movie, so you know that means it's time for some really sexy snuck pics of her in costume (or out of costume as was the case with Jennifer's Body). JONAH HEX is filming at the moment, with Josh Brolin in the title role, and Fox playing... well, a hot old west prostitute.

I don't know if I should wince (I have trouble breathing just looking at that corset) or just sigh and smile. It's almost unnatural the hourglass figure she has... If there was any doubt the woman wasn't visually a great pick for Wonder Woman then these pics should make up your mind... But then again, her beauty has never been in dispute. It's all about her strength as an actress. I guess we'll see what this year has in store for us (with both JENNIFER'S BODY and TRANSFORMERS 2 hitting we'll see if she's grown much as an actress).

Be sure to click on both images to go the forum where I believe these originated. These are SFW and so are the other Fox pics, but there might be some more dubious stuff if you go clicking around. Enjoy!












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  • Apr 27, 2009 3:59:04 PM CDT

    Am I First??

    by bobparr

    Everybody else must be stroking it

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  • Apr 27, 2009 3:59:32 PM CDT

    KABLAMMMOOOOOO

    by kief_ledger

    I just came

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  • Apr 27, 2009 4:01:37 PM CDT

    Yeah, the Phun forum is SFW

    by cerebralassassin

    Pshaw. And she looks gross in that corset, not hot. Way too skinny to wear something like that.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 4:03:08 PM CDT

    Her strength as an actress??

    by bobparr

    Did you giggle a litle when you wrote that line? Paula Abdul on cough syrup has more strength as an actress. But I'm not stroking it to Paula (well, not since 1988).

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  • Apr 27, 2009 4:03:18 PM CDT

    Sweet Lou Dunbar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by indycollector

    Fuck she's hot. But it would be nice to see Brolin as Jonah Hex so we can see if they are fucking it up.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 4:03:56 PM CDT

    Al Swearengen would work her good.

    by fiester

    She's a cocksucker I can get behind!

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  • Apr 27, 2009 4:04:50 PM CDT

    I just Witwicky'd my pants.

    by gobbluth06

    Just plain hot.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 4:05:09 PM CDT

    Brian Austin Green is her acting coach

    by bobparr

  • Apr 27, 2009 4:05:11 PM CDT

    DONT go to those conventions

    by anything but tangerines

  • Apr 27, 2009 4:06:19 PM CDT

    She could pull of Wonder Woman the dialogue will suck anyways

    by stormwatcher

    Let's face it. WW won't win any awards no matter who plays it. Can it earn Box Office? Yes, with her it could. Absolutely. She is right for it and young enough to do the sequels.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 4:09:34 PM CDT

    If you look real close..........

    by theycallmemrtibbs

  • Apr 27, 2009 4:11:17 PM CDT

    Can't say I blame him

    by dougwick

    I like the dude checking her out in the mirror. Classic guy move.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 4:13:37 PM CDT

    Toe Thumbs

    by darth sticky

    Still... dayum...

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  • Apr 27, 2009 4:13:46 PM CDT

    Fox needs to gurgle some Swaney

    by proziumjunkie

    his God juice will transform her into the worlds greatest actress of all time!

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  • Apr 27, 2009 4:13:52 PM CDT

    But seriously.....

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    is this going to be a western or a burlesque show on sunset strip? There's no question she's fine as hell, I just cant imagine a costume like that being in the context of the film.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 4:14:39 PM CDT

    Fox's acting ability

    by nyj_et

    She absolutely sucked in "How to Lose Friends and Alienate People", but was also totally hot. Also, isn't the point of a corset an unatural hourglass figure?

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  • Apr 27, 2009 4:14:50 PM CDT

    Fox's acting ability

    by nyj_et

    She absolutely sucked in "How to Lose Friends and Alienate People", but was also totally hot. Also, isn't the point of a corset an unatural hourglass figure?

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  • Apr 27, 2009 4:15:06 PM CDT

    Fox's acting ability

    by nyj_et

    She absolutely sucked in "How to Lose Friends and Alienate People", but was also totally hot. Also, isn't the point of a corset an unatural hourglass figure?

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  • Apr 27, 2009 4:15:11 PM CDT

    Fox's acting ability

    by nyj_et

    She absolutely sucked in "How to Lose Friends and Alienate People", but was also totally hot. Also, isn't the point of a corset an unatural hourglass figure?

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  • Apr 27, 2009 4:15:57 PM CDT

    FUCK ME! YOU CAN ALMOST SEE THE FOX COCK!

    by stuntcock mike

    Still.....I would.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 4:19:07 PM CDT

    if you look real close..........

    by theycallmemrtibbs

  • Apr 27, 2009 4:24:51 PM CDT

    Not hot enough

    by backwardgalaxy

    I'm sorry, but not even Megan Fox is hot enough to look passed the fact that she is a horrible actress. There are plenty of smoking hot women who actually can act (and no, I'm not talking about ScarJo).

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  • Apr 27, 2009 4:26:51 PM CDT

    that corset is sick

    by menstrual_blitz

  • Apr 27, 2009 4:28:27 PM CDT

    Fox as WW?!?!

    by projbalance

    Are you fucking kidding me? Come on Quint, pull your head out of this chicks vagina for two seconds and you'll realize the major shortcoming of this woman is she can't act! She's the hot piece of the week and that's all. Casting her as Wonder Woman is as bad an idea as casting Brad Pitt as the Mole Man.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 4:29:44 PM CDT

    God lord! That corset...

    by alphanumeric1971

    Looks like it's got to hurt!

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  • Apr 27, 2009 4:31:23 PM CDT

    LOL, phun is SFW?

    by spyhunter

    Phun is the source for like 95% of my porn stash.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 4:35:04 PM CDT

    HOLY FUCKING SHIT

    by gungan slayer

    Damn. Just damn.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 4:36:59 PM CDT

    This only increases the chances...

    by ebonic_plague

    ...that Jonah Hex will suck. Fox hasn't been worth watching in anything I've yet seen. She has one (1) facial expression that never changes. Pam Anderson is a more natural actress, and still manages to be hotter than Fox, despite having had more disfiguring plastic surgery than Frankenstein. She would be a TERRIBLE Wonder Woman. Jonah Hex's stock just fell sharply based on her being cast. Fuck Megan Fox, fuck her up her stupid (though -admittedly- definitely fuckable) ass.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 4:37:32 PM CDT

    Her strength as an actress is her...

    by robertbaron

  • Apr 27, 2009 4:38:33 PM CDT

    So this is gonna suck, huh?

    by big bad clone

    I've only seen Fox in Transformers and she's already on my "Don't Watch" list. A list of actors whose movies I will avoid. Not so much because of the actor's abilities or anything about their social lives. Rather, they represent a certain way of thinking that seems to line up with stuff I don't like. An example would be Julia Roberts. I'm sure she's a lovely person and that many people feel she brings a certain charm. However, I can't stand anything movie she's in. Megan Fox is ringing the same warning bells.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 5:03:49 PM CDT

    Big Bad Clone

    by ogmios_the_eloquent

    i second that. plus... i don't find her all that beautiful. not ugly by any means but... meh, more like a fuck doll than a woman i'd love to chat/live with.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 5:06:33 PM CDT

    Have you ever seen photos of frontier people?

    by dingbatty

    They would never look like that.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 5:07:14 PM CDT

    Ahhh... I'm willing to pay 100 for her stool.

    by damien chowder

  • Apr 27, 2009 5:07:45 PM CDT

    "almost unnatural hourglass figure"

    by lsleelee

    How 'bout "actually unnatural." She's wearing a waist-cinching corset, you mook.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 5:10:45 PM CDT

    Shorter career than the average NFL running back.

    by fiester

    That's typically how long these starlet types last. About 3-5 years. Then they are never heard from again. There's always someone younger and prettier that comes along.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 5:11:50 PM CDT

    someone PLEASE EXPLAIN all this HATE!!!

    by moviemo

    Almost everyone in this talkback is harping on her lack of acting skills. NEWSFLASH: This is a very YOUNG woman whose credits include movies like TRANSFORMERS and HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND ALIENATE PEOPLE. Clearly you all must either be a bunch of faggots or small-dicked geeks so angry that you'll never get a hot chick like her that the first thing you can think of to say is how she's a no-talent hack. I'm not being masogynistic but it's fairly realistic to assess that her acting is besides the point. Maybe I missed the memo, but she never struck me as a person who could cause so much disappointment because her acting talent doesn't add up with her looks. What, did she ruin Transformers, the coolest piece-of-shit movie that came out how many summers ago? Where the flying fuck are the real men? And why can't we leave the actual acting we all care about to the people who are already good at it? Back the fuck off.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 5:13:42 PM CDT

    Who needs talent...

    by the penultimate gunslinger

    ... when you're super hot? That's something both me and Megan know about. You other bitches better recognise.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 5:26:25 PM CDT

    SEXY BUT DAMN WHERED HER RIBS GO!!!

    by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell

    whatever, i want her vagina in my mouth

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  • Apr 27, 2009 5:27:52 PM CDT

    you sound like the fag moviemo...

    by drbrianoblivion

    ...wondering where the real men are at you old scamp.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 5:30:26 PM CDT

    also i should have added an answer to your question...

    by drbrianoblivion

    ...theyre underneath your floorboards...

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  • Apr 27, 2009 5:30:44 PM CDT

    Megan Fox as ScriptGirl in AICN: The Movie

    by terry1978

    Get on that shit, stat.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 5:31:03 PM CDT

    Moviemo, re: explanation

    by ebonic_plague

    She's incredibly overhyped as some kind of bombshell starlet. If I didn't have to read a bunch of BS about her being the hottest young woman in hollywood or all this breathless speculation about what choice roles she should get, I wouldn't care either. But since she's the latest bulimic-looking non-talent to be thrust into the limelight by the celluloid hype machine hard-selling her as the next silver screen goddess, people are naturally going to get fed up with it and call bullshit. And she's not really that hot... she's not ugly but you can certainly see hotter, more interesting looking chicks at the mall. And she has demonstrated zero talent as an actress. So while she's got an open invite to come bounce on my dick, I really have nothing good to say about the idea of seeing her ruin a bunch more potentially interesting flicks like Jonah Hex... and since this is talkback, when I have nothing nice to say, I say it here. Hope that helps.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 5:31:45 PM CDT

    F*ck acting skills. Rob Deniro wouldn't look right in that dres

    by damien chowder

  • Apr 27, 2009 5:31:54 PM CDT

    Lets get one thing Str8 Moviemo...

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    It's a Recession,
    She's gotta have some acting chops
    I need more for my buck than hot tits and ass If I'm going to watch a movie... Unless It's porn.

    True Megan Fox is Hot... But so are more than half the chicks you see everyday.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 5:32:29 PM CDT

    theycallmemrtibbs

    by slone13

    Not sure what you're talking about. That outfit'll work just fine for Jonah Hex.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 5:39:47 PM CDT

    She looks afwully happy to not be able to breath

    by fa_tass_dinomolester

    Maybe she's pretending its really the 1800's, when she could sate her coke habit without having to met her dealing under the tunepike at 3 in the morning!

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  • Apr 27, 2009 5:41:42 PM CDT

    Turnpike, obviously...

    by fa_tass_dinomolester

    Tunepike would be when wanna-be fisherman musicians strum "Cherokee Mist" on their catch in the poopdeck.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 5:42:24 PM CDT

    That's not a corset Megans wearing

    by proziumjunkie

    she was giving The Swane a BJ,acting all enthusiastic, her acting was so bad The Swanes cock decided to suck HER guts out!

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  • Apr 27, 2009 5:47:08 PM CDT

    "Frontier People"

    by charlie_allnut

    My understanding is that this is a fantasy type story set in the old west, so I would not expect historical accuracy.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 5:47:10 PM CDT

    Holy shit

    by dolmes

    Really.
    Holy shit! I've gone dry at the mouth.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 5:52:31 PM CDT

    Slone13, I'm sure it will...

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    If The Movie was Titled" Jonah's Sex"

    Other than Blazing Saddles,
    I cant recall the last western I saw with chicks walking around half dressed. Shouldn't she be wearing a dress? From these pics it seems like they're shooting Megan Fox for a Victoria Secretion's ad not an Authentic Jonah Hex film. If The film company was, why are we looking at eye candy?

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  • Apr 27, 2009 5:52:37 PM CDT

    Megan Fox is acting chops

    by continentalop

    1) To be honest, acting isn't required in a lot of her parts. She is cast to play a part based on physicality, much like Arnold was cast in the 80s based on his physicality. If you need a smoking hot women who is doesn't have to dwell in any sort of reality, she fits the part.
    2) She better learn how to act because she will only be the ingenue for a short time. Some new piece of ass will appear and grab all the attention because she is fresh and new (human, and especially male, nature). So she better at least get a Keira Knightley or Scarlett Johansson level so she can at least keep working when she turns 30. If she wants to work longer than that, better stay hot and get to at least a Angelina Jolie or Nicole Kidman level. Want to work in your 40's? See how Jodie Foster and Naomi Watts are doing it (and to be honest, they are not working much anymore).
    3) Yes, I would fuck her but I would other see a movie with Kathy Bates or Judy Dench or Helen Mirren. Would I fuck any of them? No (well, maybe Helen if I was drunk) but I know they are going to show me a damn interesting character and the movie itself will more likely than not be more challenging and intelligent than anything that Megan Fox has ever been in.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 5:54:55 PM CDT

    Suck on that aethists!!!

    by lemure_v2

    There IS a God, and he sure as fuck has been listening to me.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 5:56:29 PM CDT

    I mean....

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    Where are the set designs? What does Jonah Hex look like in the movie? Anybody read the script?

    I WANT ANSWERS!!!!!

    ------where's my pills?

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  • Apr 27, 2009 5:58:54 PM CDT

    she is overrated

    by rupee88

    guys who have hardons for giant robots more than beautiful women seem to be obsessed with her. I'm not saying she's not a hot chick...but a solid 9...not 9.5 and surely not 10.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 6:03:28 PM CDT

    Fuck Megan Fox

    by fa_tass_dinomolester

    Where are the sexy pictures of Malkovitch in a corset?

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  • Apr 27, 2009 6:09:46 PM CDT

    I just want....

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    A revenge filled kick ass hybrid of an old School Spaghetti western with a bad ass in the lead with six shooters blazing and half his face missing.

    If they're showing pics of the chick the movie going to be shit.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 6:16:17 PM CDT

    I jizz in my pants

    by cossack_says_die

    This really never happens you can take my word
    I won’t apologize, that’s just absurd
    Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
    and now I
    JIZZ IN MY PANTS
    don’t tell your friends or I’ll say your a slut
    plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
    I’m very sensitive, some would say that’s a plus

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  • Apr 27, 2009 6:28:17 PM CDT

    It's funny that you guys don't wanna see Brolin

    by iknowstuff

    And you'll settle for a pic of hollywood's biggest talentless whore. I don't know which studio is behind this film, but if they had any faith in the source material, the first still we should get to see should be Brolin in makeup.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 6:31:02 PM CDT

    Dear God I wonder...

    by hasselhoffflying

    what is her favorite position...damm I'm going to hell!

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  • Apr 27, 2009 6:34:25 PM CDT

    NEEDS GIANT ROBOTS

    by sal_bando

    --less than basic comment there but you know I'm right, and she's a hottie as always--

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  • Apr 27, 2009 6:38:48 PM CDT

    Continentalop:regarding Kathy Bates

    by malificus

    I bet she'd fuck your brains out. Megan Fox probably wouldn't even roll over to please a man, but Kathy Bates would fuckin' work it. The better they look, the less they need to try, the more they try, the better the lay. God's last laugh on men.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 6:44:44 PM CDT

    iknowstuff

    by adelai niska

    this isn't official stills, it's the pops following megan fox around

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  • Apr 27, 2009 6:46:57 PM CDT

    JONAH HEX???? MORE LIKE JOSH SWANEY!!!!!!

    by gruemanlives

  • Apr 27, 2009 6:47:15 PM CDT

    Somebody gotta eat!

    by otm shank

    Seriously, get Megan a sandwich it wouldn't hurt.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 6:58:08 PM CDT

    "Al Swearengen would work her good."

    by al swearengen

    You'd be fuckin' right. I'd make sure that loopy cunt would turn a profit suckin' cock and the like.And I would just like to remind you hoopleheads that all my whores are clean...their underarms arms are trimmed and their cunts...braided.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 7:06:05 PM CDT

    like DGDB would say

    by abetyler

    She looks like she's packing meat.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 7:07:57 PM CDT

    She's hot...

    by raskolnikov_was_framed

    but she likes the pussy...chick is scared of the cock...dyke session with Fox and Lohan would be greatly appreciated

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  • Apr 27, 2009 7:08:31 PM CDT

    I'll be in my bunk.....

    by closeencounter

    I'm gonna do more than just "smile and sigh".....

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  • Apr 27, 2009 7:10:13 PM CDT

    Not even Swaney could have her...

    by raskolnikov_was_framed

    he has the wrong equipment

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  • Apr 27, 2009 7:11:21 PM CDT

    I scrolled down...

    by toonol

    ...to see the image, and literally exclaimed outloud. Something like "Unnhhhgaaa..."
    I don't even particularly like Megan Fox, but those pictures are as striking as an axe to the head.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 7:12:31 PM CDT

    my vote to play wonder woman?

    by ian216a

    sasha grey after a tit-job. Hmmmmmm

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  • Apr 27, 2009 7:16:48 PM CDT

    Megan Fox is...

    by scriptgirl_nipples

    perfect casting for a prostitute.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 7:21:25 PM CDT

    abetyler

    by al swearengen

    Who gives a fuck what that cocksucker says. But I'm sure he appreciates you brushin' up against his prick.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 7:22:36 PM CDT

    People still like her?

    by series7

  • Apr 27, 2009 7:24:46 PM CDT

    To quote the comic book PREACHER...

    by maxthesilent

    That gal's so sweet you could use her shit for toothpaste.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 8:04:03 PM CDT

    From the neck up.....

    by gooseud

    Shes incredibly smokin......however, body wise, you can see 20 chicks like her at any bar in any downtown city in America. She has a mediocre ass at best and flapjack tits. Dont get me wrong, shes hot, but not some world-beater. There are millions of chicks who would look hot dressed in that outfit

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  • Apr 27, 2009 8:04:07 PM CDT

    Al

    by abetyler

    That cocksucker, for me, is the James Ellroy of talkbacks! I mean it.
    You bloody Australian throat-cutter; go get Trixie, you'll see clearer after a good BJ, performed in a right way.
    D' you want a shot of whiskey?

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  • Apr 27, 2009 8:04:53 PM CDT

    How is that tiny waste humanly possible?

    by d.vader

    She looks like a live-action Aeon Flux.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 8:06:26 PM CDT

    Damn...

    by lucasblows

    ...my balls just exploded.

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  • Instead of Brolin playing Hex? Anyone? I thought the photo op he did was pretty cool.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 8:26:10 PM CDT

    She's "all right" but that's about it

    by big dumb ape

    I seriously don't see why people drool SO much over this girl. I think Fox is all right, but nothing that makes my hormones ramp up to truly insane levels.Look, do I think she's attractive? Sure. But I also live and work in LA/Hollywood, and on any given day you can walk down the street and bump into great looking girls all the time by coming across wannabe starlets (working as waitresses, secretaries, etc) who have come here to take a shot at fame. So maybe I'm jaded because of WHERE I live/work and there's a disproportionate amount of good looking women. But my problem is, as others have noted, she has a few basic expressions she can do (Director: "Ok, Megan, pout those lips! Thrust the chest out!"), but her acting skills make her exceedingly average at best considering the talent that IS out there. And I'd agree with others here too -- she'd better get her shit together as far as acting goes or in the next few years her time in the spotlight will instantly be over as she's replaced by a newer, younger model. And Heaven help her if that newer, younger, hotter model can actually act and shows up sooner rather than later.Sorry, I don't mean to make it seem like I'm ragging on the poor girl. I can be nice and wish her well. Then again, I'm sure her paychecks and royalties from just the two TRANSFORMERS movies alone will pretty much ensure she's financially set for life, so I'm likewise not going to shed many tears when her career fizzles either.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 8:37:51 PM CDT

    Holy crap.

    by skidmarkedundies

    My pants are sticky.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 8:38:43 PM CDT

    Yeah, she's pretty hot and I wouldn't....

    by orbots commander

    ...kick her out of bed or anything, but come on, you can spot even hotter girls on any odd day walking about Manhattan. Even better, you have a great chance of striking up a conversation with one of these beauties at a pizza place, eat in deli, or bagel store. Aaaah...ya' gotta love working in NYC.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 8:45:51 PM CDT

    She's smiling in that...

    by harold-sherbort

    ..corset, because she finally took her first dump. It took putting the corset on for that to happen.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 8:47:04 PM CDT

    SKEET! SKEET! SKEET!

    by uberfreak

  • Apr 27, 2009 9:01:55 PM CDT

    Thomas Jane is a pussy

    by the_shogun_gunslinger

    he pussified the Punisher and he would have pussified Jonah Hex. Time for you Jane fans to get a new man crush already.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 9:01:55 PM CDT

    She's in my top five...

    by chuck_chuckwalla

    Now I have to decide who to boot from the list: Angelina Jolie, Salma Hayek, Liv Tyler, Jessica Alba and Jennifer Connelly. Damn this won't be easy.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 9:11:23 PM CDT

    Megan Fox is so fucking skanky...

    by thedarklinglord

    She's like a Penthouse chick that somehow stumbled into mainstream Hollywood. Turns my stomach just to look at. Fortunately I don't give two shits about this movie.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 9:49:18 PM CDT

    She needs better roles.

    by orionsangels

    How did they cover her Marilyn tatt?

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  • Apr 27, 2009 10:14:55 PM CDT

    MEGAN FOX = HOTTEST TRANNY OF THE YEAR!

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    You wanna see a real female, that never had a dick? Give Sacramone a call!http://tinyurl.com/dkfxwbBAM!

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  • Apr 27, 2009 10:17:07 PM CDT

    Chuck_Chuckwalla

    by scriptgirl_nipples

    Kick Angelina Jolie from your list. She has that look, and the blank expressionless face of a fucking blow-up doll.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 10:18:28 PM CDT

    She kinda looks like Manson.....

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    http://tinyurl.com/d8chnz

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  • Apr 27, 2009 10:18:44 PM CDT

    I can see why...

    by scriptgirl_nipples

    Michael Bay likes to snort his cocaine of this bitch.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 10:19:15 PM CDT

    And yes JANE = CHARISMA, BROLIN = BORING

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

  • Apr 27, 2009 10:21:44 PM CDT

    Umm maybe we could see a pic of Jonah Hex?

    by circean6

    Cuz the movie is called Jonah Hex...he is the main character. It's about him. It's not called "Saloon Girl". It's called Jonah Hex...Hello?..Man this site has really, really gone downhill..

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  • Apr 27, 2009 10:25:55 PM CDT

    Probably a GREAT Fuck..and she'd bring an extra girl..

    by conspiracy

    But I really don't see Mega Fox as an "actress"; but rather the "Current hot piece of issue laden, probably fucked by an uncle and the cop who picked her up when she ran away from the trailer park, well known to put out for a gig, celebrity ass". Not Meryl Steep...not even Angelia Jolie, who is also issue laden...but rather a fucked up, white trash girl who can remember her lines, looks good in nothing, and is known to be really sexual and easy. NOTHING wrong with that...but lets not call her the second coming of Katherine Hepburn.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 10:28:09 PM CDT

    Also..Not Historically accurate...

    by conspiracy

    I don't think women shaved the snapper in the 1800's. Look close...you'll see what I mean.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 10:34:32 PM CDT

    Chuck_Chuckwalla...Salma Hayek=Megan Fox?????

    by conspiracy

    Are you FUCKING high? Salma is genetic perfection...Megan looks like an ordinary skank you see at the local dive bars in Las Vegas,... the ones the escorts,hustler,cocktail waitresses and "rocker chick" hang out with on the night off...right down to the "Fuck my dirty hole with a papaya" bulls-eye tramp stamp right on her ass crack. Nasty? Yes. Filthy hot? Sure. Fuel your girl on girl and a ball gag fantasy...damn straight. But she is NOT a classic beauty like Salma.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 10:37:42 PM CDT

    Damn!

    by omar b

    Too much, too much sexy!

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  • Apr 27, 2009 10:45:25 PM CDT

    conspiracy -- respect. You got it right with Salma...

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    ....I would consume her feces like a goblin.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 10:59:56 PM CDT

    no subject

    by batteredchappedpussy

    I would drink her bathwater. sweet jesus.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 11:03:04 PM CDT

    Those panties are not period accurate...

    by bones

    Just saying. Now where is my Kleenex?

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  • Apr 27, 2009 11:10:30 PM CDT

    WW: Morena Baccarin or Catherine Bell or...

    by chromedome

    Sarah Lancaster from Chuck (plays his sister)

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  • Apr 27, 2009 11:10:50 PM CDT

    Never judge an actress...

    by maxthesilent

    ...based on her performance in a Michael Bay film.

    If Simon Pegg can vouch for Ms. Fox's talents as a dramatic actress then I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 11:11:51 PM CDT

    Hotter chicks at the mall?

    by optimuscrime

    Whoever said that shit should go into the nearest bathroom and cut off their dick. What mall do you shop at? Asshole.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 11:13:34 PM CDT

    WW?

    by elguapo

    what, is she going to stand on apple boxes for the whole movie? WW is an amazon. this chick has a hobbit ass and billiard-table legs.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 11:17:18 PM CDT

    "It's almost unnatural the hourglass figure she has"

    by oisin5199

    um, you do know how a corset works, right Quint? It IS unnatural. No woman actually looks like that. And Megan Fox should NEVER even consider playing Wonder Woman.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 11:19:09 PM CDT

    For fuck's sake

    by optimuscrime

    Can you people not appreciate a devastatingly hot girl in a corset? You should all be ashamed of yourselves. "She can't act"? Really?

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  • Apr 27, 2009 11:20:22 PM CDT

    Corset only does so much. She's unhealthy.

    by juansanchez

    Have a burger, Megan.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 11:27:47 PM CDT

    Maybe you'd all prefer

    by optimuscrime

    Perhaps they should strap Meryl Streep into that corset. I bet that would make you idiots happy. After all, what role calls for serious acting chops more than an old west prostitute?

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  • Apr 27, 2009 11:28:28 PM CDT

    OptimusCrime....The "FUCKING" Grove...

    by conspiracy

    South Coast Plaza, and Fashion Island..That's where I fucking shop. And yes...Hotter women at the fucking mall. Maybe out there in Sister Lick South Dakota or wherever the Fuck you are from, the girls have to shave their mustaches with a straight razor...but out here Hot chicks are a dime a dozen. Oh Megan is hot...but so are the girls gaging on 60yr old jizz in a Max Hardcore film...and honestly that is what Megan looks like...a Porn slut.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 11:35:38 PM CDT

    conspiracy

    by optimuscrime

    Listen up, you incest loving dipshit. I don't actually give a shit where you buy your pantyhose, but I can fucking promise you that hotter girls than Megan Fox aren't running up and down the aisles of your local lingerie discount store looking to suck your cock. You worthless,virginal piece of shit.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 11:36:09 PM CDT

    DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD....Professional Eye you have...

    by conspiracy

    Salma is the woman by which all females are judged...she is femininity distilled. I'd pay for the opportunity to be her human bidet.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 11:42:05 PM CDT

    OptimusCrime...

    by conspiracy

    Look....friend. Just because you have to lift the beard of your potential date to make sure She is not a He, is no reason to get pissy. And I can fucking assure you that Megan Fox, filthy hot as she may be...rates a solid 7 at best in any S.Cal shopping mall.Pasty Skin, Bad Tattoos that would embarrass a incest surviving, S&M fetishist, Bisexual stripper, average sized tits, and some dick head scraping central incisors do not a "10" make.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 11:47:04 PM CDT

    Ah, so she's an evil stick insect?

    by necgray

    I thought Hex fought demony western types, not alien bugs. Jesus, Hex is gonna look positively meaty next to her, and he's supposed to be a skinny old dude. This is not hot, fellas. You'd cut yourself on her hip bones.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 11:48:25 PM CDT

    conspiracy

    by optimuscrime

    Alright, you win this round. That comment about the beard was funny.

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  • Apr 27, 2009 11:52:12 PM CDT

    oh, and Wonder Woman??? Noooo

    by necgray

    Wonder Woman needs to be a gal with some muscle, not just sex appeal. Or do we want to repeat the Routh-Superman look?

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  • Apr 28, 2009 12:09:35 AM CDT

    Hachee Machee

    by phategod2

    I'd knock the dust off that pussy Ole bean!

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  • Apr 28, 2009 12:30:22 AM CDT

    I'd slap Megan Fox across the face

    by scriptgirl_nipples

    with my penis, daily just for jollies. And that bitch would love it.

    http://squeaky-arse.mybrute.com

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  • Apr 28, 2009 12:30:46 AM CDT

    She should...

    by hasselhoffflying

    ...go to the strip bar and pick up chicks.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 12:41:38 AM CDT

    You know

    by flapjacktits

    I'd hit it

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  • Apr 28, 2009 12:44:24 AM CDT

    I didn't think tranformers was great but...

    by youngdog

    ..ding fucking dong. I didn't even KNOW I had a corset fetish.God damm!

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  • Apr 28, 2009 12:57:47 AM CDT

    TRANFORMERS? hahahaha

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    you got that right.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 1:04:01 AM CDT

    conspiracy

    by chuck_chuckwalla

    Dude, I used to live in OC and I've shopped at Fashion Island. Let me tell you something Bro, you're 100% right. There are chicks working in those boutiques that are so hot, that you would think that God himself made it the holy portal from which angels descend to Earth. But I only judge Megan as a hot genre actress — there are very few that are on that level of hot — like the ones I mentioned in my first post.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 1:16:26 AM CDT

    ...?

    by thusspakespymunk

    So, about the actual movie ...

    I'm looking forward to JONAH HEX.

    You know, I'm gonna make a suggestion. Boycott hate. Let's only talk about JONAH HEX the movie.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 1:40:25 AM CDT

    Nice one Danny!

    by youngdog

    Lets see if I can correctly spell Freudian Slip!

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  • Apr 28, 2009 1:53:25 AM CDT

    Wonder Woman would be a shit film.

    by fiester

    It would wind up looking like Catwoman or something equally camp. Not a good property for a film treatment. And don't say "Yeah, but if it was done right, yadda yadda yadda," because it would not be done like that. It would be done like the goofy schlock it's based on and worse. They're not going to give the public a gritty Wonder Woman, partly because that's such an inherently ridiculous concept and partly because it's just one of those properties that Hollywood would turn into a fashion show anyway. So can we stop hearing about Wonder Woman?

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  • Apr 28, 2009 2:18:24 AM CDT

    Uh, WB?

    by i.baronvladimir

    Jonah Hex didn't need a love interest, here. Damn. This could have been Mad Max in a freaking gothic western, how cool would that have been? Wrong direction. Shitheads.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 2:28:12 AM CDT

    So Jonah Hex has a love interest?

    by toby_fn_wong

    The guy has a face only a mother could love. And he has a love interest now? Fucking Hollywood with their pussy BH90210 shite.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 2:30:43 AM CDT

    You're expecting growth as an actor in TF2?

    by dastickboy

    I can't knock your belief, but just bear in mind that John Tuturro was peed on by a giant robot in the first film.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 2:38:30 AM CDT

    Holy Shit! Megan Fox is a finalist on American Idol this year?!!

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    http://tinyurl.com/cjbcnd

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  • Apr 28, 2009 2:47:18 AM CDT

    Angelina Jolie wannabe....

    by grievey

    ....srsly.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 2:52:26 AM CDT

    I found the NON-PHOTOSHOPPED version of that pic....

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    http://tinyurl.com/csfs53I'm pretty sure this proves it.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 3:00:01 AM CDT

    creeping me out...

    by branniganslaw

    That corset is brutal! I don't find that attractive in the least... I can't help thinking that that's very unhealthy.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 3:51:49 AM CDT

    TO ALL THE NAYSAYERS

    by moviemo

    I gotta admit, once you start calling people "fag" and insulting their weenis, the comedy comes rolling in! I could give a shitsquirt about that sexy bimbo, but sounding wounded about her next movie and whining about her acting inability is just plain weird. This talkback is so Megan Fox.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 3:53:16 AM CDT

    She's too short for Wonder Woman

    by most excellent ninja

    she's like 5'5", Wonder Woman is 6 ft tall.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 3:54:44 AM CDT

    You pansies acting like she's not the hottest woman on earth

    by most excellent ninja

    go and continue sucking cocks.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 3:55:49 AM CDT

    oh and when did Jonah Hex become

    by moviemo

    so pivotal a story/character/film that it's outright slanderous to have a hot trampy engenue play a hot trampy engenue? That's where I start feeling like Will Smith's character in I Am Legend when he stumbled upon the half-dead zombie circle jerk: what the fuck is happening to all the real men in America? Oh wait, they realized they could bitch as much as bitches bitch! Fuckin girly-men.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 3:56:54 AM CDT

    This Talkback Is So Megan Fox

    by moviemo

  • Apr 28, 2009 4:04:51 AM CDT

    Thomas Jane can act

    by most excellent ninja

    Stander - nuff said.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 4:14:58 AM CDT

    She can be my huckleberry.

    by jdanielp

  • Apr 28, 2009 4:45:40 AM CDT

    Smoking dorises who can act...

    by i am rocko

    ...Naomi Watts, Diane Lane, Laura Herring (spc?- the other hot one from Mullholland Drive), Cate Blanchett, Liv Tyler is fine but only in certain types of roles...probably loads more...will have to think a bit longer. Megan Fox- deffo hotness incarnate! Can she act- I have only seen Transformers, and it is all a blur!

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  • Apr 28, 2009 5:25:52 AM CDT

    When are we going to get tired of her

    by myspoonistoobig

    She's vapid and boring. She's not that hot, nor a good actress. It's even worse when she panders to legions of empty-headed fanboys in Maxim style magazines. Among her similar-looking peers, Odette Yustman (http://tinyurl.com/dl7h6r) > Camilla Belle > Megan Fox, talent and looks.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 5:36:53 AM CDT

    If she would only get it removed.

    by suntzu77

    If Megan would only get rid of her tramp stamp.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 6:07:26 AM CDT

    She's not that hot

    by ballyhoo

    Sorry, but she's not.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 6:37:01 AM CDT

    SunTzu77

    by toby_fn_wong

    Tramp stamp. LMAO. I am not a native English speaker but it's words like tramp stamp that are rich.

    A woman with a tramp stamp is damaged goods. I seriously don't understand why women want to be tramp stamped. It makes them scum in my eyes. Kind of like chavs or trailer trash.

    As for Megan Fox... It's funny to see the severe dislike most talkbackers have for her. She looks ok if you don't count the tramp stamp. But man, she seems very vapid and annoying.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 7:20:29 AM CDT

    Megan Fox may as well be a cardboard cutout

    by christian_bale_trashed_my_lights

    Maybe she'll progress to the point where people want to see her in a movie because of her acting skills rather than her tits.But I very, very, very much doubt it.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 7:22:28 AM CDT

    Continentalop

    by brobdingnag

    Forget Princess Leia chained up in a bikini. Helen Mirren has been my Sci-Fi fantasy hate fuck since I saw Excalibur in the theater.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 7:30:10 AM CDT

    brobdingnag

    by youngdog

    I may have to change my name to oldfartdog for this but what on God's green earth is a hate fuck? That sounds dark man.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 7:36:45 AM CDT

    A POOR choice for Wonder Woman

    by ninpobugei

    Megan Fox is only 23 years old and just 5'5" - a really piss-poor choice for Wonder Woman. And as noted previously by many other posters to this thread, she is not that attractive...really just okay. We've all talked about who needs to play Wonder Woman on numerous other forum threads on this site and the general consensus is that the character needs to be a tall, strong woman with Greek features and skin coloring and not some WB-looking twenty-something that has to be in 10" heals just to see eye-to-eye with her male costar. Megan Fox is NOT Wonder Woman.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 7:39:16 AM CDT

    A GREAT choice.....

    by tinseltown terror

    for me, she is delicious!

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  • Apr 28, 2009 7:46:32 AM CDT

    More reason NOT to use Megan for Wonder Woman...

    by ninpobugei

    Going back to the yardstick for Wonder Woman - Lynda Carter - we can find even more reason. Not only was Lynda Carter the absolute textbook version of the Amazon in how she looked, she also had the proportions: 5'10" tall with measurements 37 1/2C-25-35 (as reported on IMDB.com from the Wonder Woman wardrobe dept. Megan Fox is a pale, PALE shadow. There are much better choices and I'm sure there are numerous unknowns who could certainly fill the tiara AND be better actresses.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 8:02:32 AM CDT

    Ugh - eye candy is all

    by vawitch

    I will be pleasantly surprised if she actually acts in TF2 (I sure as hell ain't seeing it for the humans...ok, maybe for some Josh & Tyrese). But I am not holding my breath. And "Jennifer's Body" - really?? Expecting acting ability out of a horror flick?In 5-10 yrs, when she starts to age, she will be come a has-been. And that's doubly sad when you consider she's been twice alongside a "geek" (Shia's characters) and CGI-robots and she still can't shine.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 8:09:24 AM CDT

    not sure 'bout the hate...

    by bizarrojerry

    I suppose it's sometimes annoying when some actress is popular based on pretty much nothing but her looks. But that's not exactly something new. And it's not as if she's taking parts away from some acting greats. She's starring in comic book movies and various teenage-aimed flicks. So what?And Wonder Woman? Honestly, I still doubt that movie will ever really be made. And it may be impossible to make it anything but a joke, anyway.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 8:15:35 AM CDT

    'tramp stamp"

    by bizarrojerry

    "A woman with a tramp stamp is damaged goods. I seriously don't understand why women want to be tramp stamped. It makes them scum in my eyes." Scum? Jesus, it may make someone look a little, I dunno, trashy... but scum? A bit harsh.I will say that while I acknowledge the girl's hot, she kinda bores me. Or something. I can't put my finger on it, but she doesn't get me as excited as some other screen hotties do. I suppose I will be called a fag, now?

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  • Apr 28, 2009 8:25:57 AM CDT

    I'm not trying to be a troll or combative or anythin

    by crow3711

    I'm really not, everyone has their own opinions and tastes in women, but I just do not get what the big deal is with this broad. She just does not do it for me. She looks dirty, like trash, to me. Plus she has no talent. I just do not get why every TB is so obsessed. I'd much rather band Kristen Bell or Rachel McAdams personally.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 8:42:55 AM CDT

    Wonder Woman = Eliza Dushku

    by thusspakespymunk

  • Apr 28, 2009 8:49:19 AM CDT

    yikes....

    by gringostar

    those photos were not sexy at all!

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  • Apr 28, 2009 9:02:48 AM CDT

    I'm sick of "hot prostitutes".

    by veebeeyes

    Megan Fox is a pretty woman, and I don't particularly want to look at ugly chicks. But why does everyone seem to think that hookers are all smoking hot? Most of the hookers in my neighborhood stink, are shriveled up and sickly, and have black teeth.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 9:04:36 AM CDT

    Oh yeah, cool pics, I guess.

    by veebeeyes

    I didn't realize they were already shooting this movie. I'd rather see some Jonah Hex pics though.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 9:10:00 AM CDT

    nice pop ups

    by alkeoholic77

    My favorite were the ones from Adult Friend Finder...

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  • Apr 28, 2009 9:14:37 AM CDT

    SCREW THESE PICTURES.

    by mrfan

    Show me Brolin as Jonah. Don't show me pictures of someone claiming to be an actress. She is not Wonder Woman material. She is just the flavor of the moment.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 9:43:25 AM CDT

    What, you want Wonder Woman to wear a tank top?

    by gruntybear

    'Cuz I think Eliza Dushku's contract pretty much requires that every character she has ever played must be costumed in a black tank top and skintight jeans.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 9:45:48 AM CDT

    Yesss, she's too short for Wonder Woman, just like Jackman

    by d.vader

    Is too tall for Wolverine. Give me a break.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 10:23:18 AM CDT

    Wonder Woman = Chyna

    by stabby

    Sorry, I meant Solomon Grundy!

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  • Apr 28, 2009 10:34:31 AM CDT

    Moviemo, of course we don't think you're misogynistic

    by white_vader

    You can't even spell it!

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  • Apr 28, 2009 10:42:24 AM CDT

    Salma maybe the hottest thing ever, but she was a fucking

    by white_vader

    moron last week. Her password was her birthday, and the answer to change said password was "Frida"? Fuck, I know she's busy and can't sit around forever thinking up secure codes, but Jesus Christ no wonder her account got broken into... Maybe she got distracted by her awesome boobies as I do...

    Sorry. I got distracted. I'm off to think about Salma and Nigella. Together. In tight-laced corsets. Forget that little piece of nothing Fox...

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  • Apr 28, 2009 10:58:29 AM CDT

    Fox looks like a porn star... and not the kind I like

    by d.vader

    She's attractive, but she's not uber-hot. I'd take Salma and Natalie over her any day.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 11:10:40 AM CDT

    A Bit Young, Don't You Think?

    by mattdomville

    I'd rather see a 30-year-old snag the Wonder Woman role. Casting young with these superhero flicks is usually a mistake.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 11:25:50 AM CDT

    DAMN!

    by ecm

    She's hawt!

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  • Apr 28, 2009 11:26:31 AM CDT

    She may be young, but she's got LOTS of mileage

    by laserhead

    Fox looks like a used-up stripper. If you think that's hot, enjoy.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 11:40:25 AM CDT

    seriously people here saying Megan Fox isn't all that or

    by most excellent ninja

    that they wouldn't take her. hahahahaha. fucking liars.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 11:58:30 AM CDT

    She looks as though she has been...

    by mrfan

    passed around the FOX studios to everyone. The studio whore. She must be good in the sack. Oh, and I may think she has no talent but that won't keep me from admitting I would be first in that whore buffet line to tap it.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 12:01:26 PM CDT

    @Stabby

    by hobsnobber

    Chyna as Solomon Grundy... I need to stop reading talkbacks while in mid-sip. Classic!

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  • Apr 28, 2009 12:19:46 PM CDT

    She could be a nice girl, though

    by d.vader

    She really hasn't been in the public eye long enough to start screwing herself up or to start acting like a stuckup bitch. So I'll refrain from saying anything really vulgar about her, like I would about more deserving celebrities like Lohan and Hilton.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 12:38:41 PM CDT

    Have I come to the blind and homesexuals board?

    by damien chowder

  • Apr 28, 2009 12:45:45 PM CDT

    Megan Fox must feel constipated

    by dhaemon

    But I would so jar that loose...awwwww yeahhhh!

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  • Apr 28, 2009 1:36:30 PM CDT

    No one has mentioned that...

    by borgnine jr

    Akiva Goldsman is writing this movie. Is that old news?

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  • Apr 28, 2009 2:07:37 PM CDT

    want to touch

    by smudgewhat

  • Apr 28, 2009 2:21:45 PM CDT

    YOU LYING FUCKING FOX HATERS

    by spud mcspud

    If that doesn't turn you on, you're either gay or dead. I can't believe so many supposed heterosexual male geeks have this much hatred for such a hot, hot chick.

    Is it 'cos she is gorgeous? Jealous 'cos you would never have a chance? Are there a lot of uglies out there, hating all that is so fucking fine? For fuck's sake - I'm a pot-bellied let-himself-go geek that would LITERALLY lick the sweat off of DGDB's ballsack if I had the chance of one sweet shot at THAT. And if you hetero males say anything different - you ARE FUCKING LIARS.

    Jesus. I get if she's not your type 'cos you prefer blondes to brunettes, etc. But let's not play like she isn't one of the hottest actresses in Hollywood. She fucking IS. Deal, bitches.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 2:25:52 PM CDT

    Toby_FN_Wong - the Pimp Daddy!

    by spud mcspud

    Yeah, toby don't play that shit. He got so many bitches beggin for his attention, he don't need no Mega Fox. Tramp stamps mean these women are just scum. Because toby is the Second Coming of Brad fucking Pitt.

    Toby, you are the definition of a man with too many ideas above his station. Admit you hate this girl because sh4e is so far out of your league you aren't even sure she's IN a fucking league, and you hate her because she'd look at you like something she scraped off her shoe. And then you'd go home, spank your monkey and cry as you relive her dismissive look and your utter irrelevance in the orbit of Megan the Fox.

    Later, hater. Move along.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 2:30:21 PM CDT

    Youngdog

    by spud mcspud

    I'm thinking brobdingnag's "Hate Fuck" may be along the lines of what we Englanders call an "Angerbang".

    My example would be Kelly Clarkson. Great voice, pretty enough. But looks like she is so fucking high maintenance she'd give Hugh Hefner a heart attack just trying to keep up with her demands. Looks spiteful, looks like she's petulant enough to throw a tantrum at anything you say. But that ass...

    So, you'd ply her with booze, get her back to a hotel, tap that ass like you were on fire (personally I'd like to hear Kelly hit the high notes, if you knowhaddumsayin') and then tell her to get the fuck out of there. Chug down a beer and get back to the clubs.

    Yeah. An angerbang/hate fuck is where you'd fuck a girl you absolutely hated / really didn't like, but who was just fucking sexy.

    I can see why people would see Megan as an angerbang. But she loves playing Guitar Hero and keeps dressing like a tart. Why the fuck would anyone hate a woman like that?!?!?

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  • Apr 28, 2009 3:05:37 PM CDT

    COMMENCE JIZZING......

    by el borak

    NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Apr 28, 2009 3:15:14 PM CDT

    Damien Chowder

    by inactionman

    How did you know that I was a Home-Sexual. Nothing is hotter than a nice ranch house or if you want to get kinky a split-level.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 3:15:57 PM CDT

    spud mcspud and most excellent ninja

    by myspoonistoobig

    No, she's really just not that attractive. Even as a fat loser who posts on AICN with no girlfriend, I can still say that and mean it, mainly because it's true.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 3:23:28 PM CDT

    NOT HOT!!!!

    by alienindisguise

    She'll be out of the acting game in 3 years.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 4:11:22 PM CDT

    Of course it's 'unnatural' --

    by pompoulus

    She's in a goddamn corset. Jesus, that is the dumbest thing I've read in awhile.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 4:24:06 PM CDT

    oh no...................

    by mojoman69

    this has frontier dogshit written all over it. what is wrong with these dipshits when it comes to casting? Im not crazy about Brolin as Hex, but this is just crap.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 4:26:00 PM CDT

    homos.... HOMOS... HOOOOMOOOOSSSS... hoe moes... HOE MMMOOOEEESS

    by particularly hard vato

    Are the only guys that don't like her.

    Go gay marry yourselves.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 4:29:55 PM CDT

    Megan has a tasty YQ!

    by s-mart shopper

    can't act for shit but has a definite yumminess quotient.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 4:51:47 PM CDT

    My left pinkie.

    by tedkordlives

    Actually, I'd trade every pinkie on my body for a shot. I'd even do the cuttin'. Mega fucking Fox.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 4:56:32 PM CDT

    I just bookmarked this fucking page.

    by tedkordlives

    I have always been super-hot for sluts. Don't know why. Sluts and evil chicks. I think it comes from 'Legend', when Mia Sara goes evil. She looked so much fucking hotter that I think I may have gotten a boner at age 5.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 5:10:49 PM CDT

    Evil chicks are hot!

    by s-mart shopper

    Evil Sigourney Weaver in Ghostbusters=HotEvil Alyson Hannigan in Buffy series=Hot

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  • Apr 28, 2009 6:12:17 PM CDT

    TedKordLives

    by spud mcspud

    I always thought it was just me! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT GOOD MIA SARA BACK AFTER EVIL GOTH MIA SARA LOOKED SO HOT?!?!?

    And I was 14. My God, I couldn't walk straight for a week...

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  • Apr 28, 2009 6:17:38 PM CDT

    TedKordLives - The Exception To The Rule

    by spud mcspud

    Embeth Davidtz in EVIL DEAD III. Much, much hotter as the normal chick than as the undead chick. As Ash said, "Honey, you got real ugly."

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  • Apr 28, 2009 6:19:03 PM CDT

    Particularly Hard Vato

    by spud mcspud

    Exactly HOW Particularly Hard are you, Vato, after seeing that pic above?

    As a wise Talkbacker said a while back, I would tap that with a fury even the Gods could not fathom. The Pillars of Heaven would shake!

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  • Apr 28, 2009 7:26:59 PM CDT

    Wonder Woman

    by malificus

    It seems as if the only qualification folks need is that the woman be pretty and have long black hair, which qualifies M.F., but I tell you they need to cast an unknown as Wonder Woman, she needs to be Greek, (heavy accent would be nice) and she should be AT LEAST 6 foot tall and built like a brick shithouse. Fuck the Mike Deodato extra-long legged Victoria's Secret wannabe, check out the pro woman's volleyball circuit and find me a fucking AMAZON....bitches. She shouldn't be butch, but she needs to look like a fucking Amazon and that means she should look like she could kick your fucking ass serious.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 7:37:39 PM CDT

    SHe has a very hard look to her.......

    by archer1949

    like an android or a hardbitten, sociopathic call girl.Kinda gives me the creeps.

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  • Apr 28, 2009 8:14:24 PM CDT

    F. MURRAY ABRAHAMS NOSTRILS! What a great idea!

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    Megan Fox wearing little or no clothing!

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  • Apr 28, 2009 8:22:28 PM CDT

    F. MURRAY ABRAHAMS NOSTRILS! She has no waist!

    by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar

    Fred is astounded? Did she have ribs removed?

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  • Apr 28, 2009 9:16:43 PM CDT

    Script Girl ate Fox's ribs!!!!

    by s-mart shopper

    and Harry licked her taint!

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  • Apr 29, 2009 12:00:37 AM CDT

    "Jennifer Anniston still looks good at 41"

    by white_vader

    Dude. Cover her eyes, then look at the rest of the face. She's turning into DUSTIN HOFFMAN!
    .
    And I do admit Fox looks a bit wicked on the cover of that upcoming Esquire...

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  • Apr 29, 2009 12:02:15 AM CDT

    Yeah, that lack of a ribcage is sooooo hot!

    by yackbacker

    WTF, that's scary shit.

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  • Apr 29, 2009 12:02:26 AM CDT

    No-one wears a corset like Dita Von Teese.

    by white_vader

    Ooh beh-beh.

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  • Apr 29, 2009 2:04:03 AM CDT

    Spud McSpud, you must be a chav

    by toby_fn_wong

    because only a chav would react like that. I don't hate Megan Fox. I guess it's your chav intelligence telling you I do. She is scum though with her tramp stamp. And she ain't that hot. She is ok, like I stated before. It must be that booze you are guzzling that is screwing up your perception.

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  • Apr 29, 2009 2:09:52 AM CDT

    Fox is the new Jolie...

    by biggusdickus

    Give her a few years and she'll be propping up her waning popularity by buying third-world babies in assorted colours, too...

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  • Apr 29, 2009 2:35:01 AM CDT

    Fox wants to be the new Jolie...

    by gqtaste

    And I'm no Jolie fan can't stand her now but at least Jolie can act competently in most films she does. This new chick has no fucking range or talent to speak of and that's why a lot of folk get fired up about. Plus she looks very white trash w/ those dumbass tattoo's. That bigass one of Marilyn M's is distracting as hell. And shows she has no taste.

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  • Apr 29, 2009 2:43:51 AM CDT

    Also, she's had a lot of plastic surgery.

    by gqtaste

    Nose job, lips, chin, cheek implants, breast implants, etc. She's an invention: http://tinyurl.com/czrdrq and here is another pic to show how different she looked before, you know normal: http://tinyurl.com/craqgw

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  • Apr 29, 2009 2:46:26 AM CDT

    Spud McSpud- Megan Fox would say poetic things to me like:

    by particularly hard vato

    "Oh my god" and "Holy shit!" and "You are a KING!" and "I HAVEN"T EVER BEEN FUCKED THAT HARD!" and "I CAN'T WALK!" and "PLEASE PLEASE CALL ME EVEN IF YOU JUST WANT TO FUCK!" and "I DON"T CARE JUST BEND ME OVER AGAIN!" :)

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  • Apr 29, 2009 2:47:40 AM CDT

    GQtaste- Who gives a shit?

    by particularly hard vato

    I mean, seriously- who?

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  • Apr 29, 2009 2:47:49 AM CDT

    Here is another one from 2002:

    by gqtaste

    http://tinyurl.com/ct74u9

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  • Apr 29, 2009 2:51:37 AM CDT

    Spud McSpud- Furthermore, her eloquence would be peppered with s

    by particularly hard vato

    "OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!" and "AH AH AH AH AH AH!!!!" and "(squeel) (squeak) (scream)" and "Whoa WHOA OOHHH OH OH OH!" etcetera, etcetera...

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  • Apr 29, 2009 2:54:01 AM CDT

    GQaste- that due from Florida..

    by particularly hard vato

    Is the man... 'nuff said.

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  • Apr 29, 2009 7:49:59 AM CDT

    Swine flu indeed.

    by stuntcock mike

    Megan. Tongueth thine anus.

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  • Apr 29, 2009 8:06:00 AM CDT

    where's me pasties??

    by maniaq

    ahhh... if only she didn't prefer to worship at the altar of the furry cup...

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  • Apr 29, 2009 9:12:20 AM CDT

    myspoonistoobig

    by most excellent ninja

    not attractive? enjoy shaving your vagina

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  • Apr 29, 2009 11:00:49 AM CDT

    Fareal

    by white_vader

    Nope. Celebrity doesn't impress me, and I'd feel like I was doing Tootsie or something. Aniston seems nice and all, but just so ... she just doesn't do it for me. I can just stay here at home not getting any from my wife instead, thanks. For Salma and Nigella though... and Dita... and Kate Winslet... and Cate Blanchette...

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  • Apr 29, 2009 2:18:19 PM CDT

    most excellent ninja

    by myspoonistoobig

    Lots of women are hot (again, http://tinyurl.com/dl7h6r), but Megan Fox is not one of them.

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  • Apr 29, 2009 2:33:24 PM CDT

    ParticularlyHardVato...

    by drmorbius

    ...and then you would wake up and your favorite muneca de plastico would be covered with spunk!!!

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  • Apr 29, 2009 11:00:28 PM CDT

    Dr.Morbius

    by particularly hard vato

  • Apr 30, 2009 3:38:11 AM CDT

    Gooseud

    by hapapapa72

    "Mediocre ass and flapjack tits."

    I haven't laughed out loud like that in awhile. Thanks. And I agree. You wanna see hot? Google Katie Green...
    And what's up with Moviemo's "LEAVE MEGAN ALONE!" rant?!?

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  • May 23, 2009 8:45:05 PM CDT

    gross as fuck..

    by simondark

    that chick is seriously gross.Proof indeed that hollywood hot and you know...real people hot are waaaaaaaaaay different.I wonder what she looks like in the morning when she wakes up before the doctors have frankensteined her back into working shape.I have kicked better out on a whim and in all honesty it's not some misplaced virginal fanboy hate,(I have three kids),but I wouldnt fuck her with harry's cock and quint pushing.

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  • May 23, 2009 10:18:24 PM CDT

    oh and wonder woman...

    by simondark

    The one and only actress who could actually bring the gravity to the character AND make sure that shes hot as fuck AND have that geek backbone...Morena Baccarin.Shes as hot as they come and a terrific actress.Another woman who looks exotic in the WW way,Padma Lakshmi.Not an actress no but good lord that woman is beautiful.

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