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I've met Script Girl in a Hotel after she taped this episode of ScriptGirl! It was... toe-curling magic!
Hey folks, Harry here... Wow! ScriptGirl in person was amazing. She's been with us here on AICN for coming up on a full year - and when I was called to come out to L.A. to tape some stuff for the upcoming MAD MAX Blu-Ray... well, I decided it was time to actually meet this lovely lady. We met at the Sheraton Universal bar - hoping the blue ambient light from the bar would cool our unspoken passions - but a strange Armenian celebration that involved Gay BATMAN & ROBIN performers being accosted by small children, and the waves of Asian USC grads provided gossipy fun and the proper surreal backdrop to this historic meeting. We quickly drank way too many drinks - I ordered a lobster club sandwich and she ordered the RIBS. Ok. Isn't that awesome - this is the sort of gal that would order RIBS! I'm the bitch with the Lobster Club picking at it with a toothpick. Sigh. How the world turns. ANYWAY - Scriptgirl wanted me to thank all of you that helped propel last week's episode to well over 800,000 views - her most successful one yet. But we can and will do better. You'll see. Here's this week's report...
Scriptgirl... I agree. The next time we must do the beach thing you talked about. (cue beached whale jokes below...)
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And oh yeah... first!
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It seems like only yesterday I was bitching about this feature's pointlessness. (sigh) The memories, the bannings, the thousands of breast jokes. Man, it really has been a long, stupid trip.
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Honestly harry... you can pick better segments for AICN. Hell have a stripper dance in front of some movie trailers or something. In fact hire her.. just don't let her talk. Last time I listened to one of her clips I swear she sounded like she had a tree trunk between her legs.
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Makes my jeans tight.
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With over 800,000 views, she must be making some (a lot) of money with her weekly updates. And Dickblood, define what you mean by a real job. She's got a job and her youtube updates are a mere sideline.
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Like a Michael Bay slight is going to win me over. PUH-LEASE!
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Apr 25, 2009 10:17:06 PM CDT
yea so bea arthur died but scriptgirl
by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell
has a rack on her currently and that means shes important. hoo-ray!
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...I CALL BULLSHIT!You posted the video as a response to the British singing-hag. How convenient that you use the hot story of two weeks ago to get more attention for you.
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How do you expect me to take this site seriously when you run script girl shit with so many other things you should be doing? I've lost so much respect for this site in the past few months....change my mind please guys...get some fucking fresh blood.
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OF RIBS.
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...I'll have what she's having!
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That makes me want to find Harry, force his jaw open and SHIT DOWN HIS THROAT.
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A woman eating ribs?It's sorcery I tell you!
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do you follow each other's Twitter? She's a chick and can do gay shit like that... IT ISN'T RIGHT, but fuck, she's a chick. An incredibly annoying, reheater of hot stories, drain of cool news, but... I can't think of anything positive to say about her. She sucks.
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the bitterness borne of sexual frustration is something, ain't it?
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Kudos
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This used to be a fan site for cool news and now this? FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT!
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now THAT got me laughing!Meryl Streep? Never heard of her....
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and we all didn't even know she was on here till almost December of 2008
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...but it sure smells good!
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I don't see the point of talking to her.
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when you cheat on your wife with a cheap whore in a motel, you're not supposed to write about it on the internet!
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...I don't hate Scriptgirl. She is nice to look at and gives me news I otherwise wouldn't get until at the earliest green lighting and at the latest production. I don't know what's with all the hate.
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How can you guys say she's not hot. How?
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Apr 25, 2009 11:17:25 PM CDT
Honestly Harry....unless this hizz sucked your dick....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
....shame on you for posting.
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seriously, let's get on with our fucking lives. Nothing special here.
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...due to Harry's horrible smell. He is one STINKY individual in person. The aroma is unbearably bad, and I don't believe for a moment that a hot girl like her would EVER have anything to do with a guy with such poor body odor, unless he was constantly embarrassing himself by plugging her site and pretending she has any use for him other than publicity.
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Seriously, Harry, this is exactly what you wrote (quote): "Scriptgirl wanted me to thank all of you that helped propel last week's episode to well over 800,000 views - her most successful one yet. But we can and will do better. You'll see."Well, I'll tell you what I see already. I see a ridiculous manipulation of YouTube hits by ScriptGirl and her pals, and I see you making it SOUND like she's a big hit when it fact the direct OPPOSITE is true. As FuckMichaelBay noted, the ONLY reason that ScriptGirl got up to 800,000 was because she pimped off of the Susan Boyle craze which has been tearing up the internet, which legitimately had millions upon millions upon millions of people searching the web and checking out ANYTHING that was linked to/or tabbed "Susan Boyle."Not to mention, for you to actually "thank us" for helping to propel ScriptGirl when in fact WE'RE the ones who only show up in these talkbacks to specifically RAG ON HER and her horrible show is equally laughable.For fuck's sake, Harry, do you ACTUALLY think people are paying attention to ScriptGirl? Do you ACTUALLY think that 850,000 number is reflective of her REAL fan base? If that's the case, perhaps you can explain to me THESE numbers of hers and her ACTUAL viewership on YouTube...April 17...850,386 (Susan Boyle link)April 10...119,000April 3....32,275That's right: she went from a measly and paltry 32 thousand to attaching her name to Susan Boyle searches and went up 820 THOUSAND. Gee, Harry, you think maybe THAT had something to do with such a massive surge? I mean, seriously, Dude, get a clue about ScriptGirl and what people are ACTUALLY saying about her or what they REALLY think of her show. Or at the very least if you love her so much as a friend and want to keep pimping her show for her -- to help her out as a friend -- then at least stop insulting us, your actual fan base, by writing posts that are clearly disingenuous and a total distortion of these little things called "facts."
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You could have given tips for writers to break into the industry. It would have been a nice interview, and offered a sense of substance to her reports.
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I guess it kinda goes with the semi crossed eyes, like a living Expressionistic work...just an observation, not bash...I still think she is a cute chick...just pointless and boring. I just hope someday she'll ditch the looser who puts her up to this soft core nerd fap fiesta and finally hook up with that director/producer/VP she is obviously angling for with these vids. It better happen fast or we'll see her on Redtube..or worse on 4Chan cam whoring.
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Apr 25, 2009 11:40:48 PM CDT
NEXT SG REPORT: A YOUTUBE RESPONSE TO SOMALI PIRATES!
by fuckmichaelbay
But Jews can't be pirates though. I guess I'm out.
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Dude getting worked up about Harry's disconnect from reality is like getting worked up about Michael Bay's creative bankruptcy. You're gonna give yourself hypertension if you're gonna let that get to you.
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Scriptgirl reports on the most trite scripts that none of us could ever care about. If there reports on good or genre scripts, why doesn't the site just run a story on it... which would make the talkback more about the scripts and less about the annoying broad in the videos?
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I love you. Beeped! your nose!
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Harsh...and vulgar...but funny and too the point.
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Apr 26, 2009 12:00:56 AM CDT
She attached her name to Susan Boyle? HAHAHA. PATHETIC.
by dannyglovers_dickblood
Somebody needs to waterboard this bitch.
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Yeah seriously....what the fuck is up with that? Why the fuck does Harry have such an interest in Script Girl's success? He can't even pay Vern a fucking cent, but he's gunning for Script Whore's success? Seriously...WHAT...THE FUCK? What the fuck is your agenda here?
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Apr 26, 2009 12:04:21 AM CDT
girl with nice cans talks about scripts for a few minutes each w
by m00kiedood
Just checking again why this is bad?
Yeah, yeah, I dig the protests on how she doesn't cover all the best scripts, and how she's just here to show off her cans.
But come on. Read that all back to me. You are irate about a weekly video feature (which you could choose to ignore) that shows a girl with great cans talking about movie scripts.
Once a week.
On a site for movie geeks, with probably a 95% male audience.
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Apr 26, 2009 12:10:14 AM CDT
m00kiedood -- most of us don't swallow shit fed to us...
by dannyglovers_dickblood
....we actually view things objectively. I'm sorry but a cross-eyed, big titted whore is trying to get famous by reading out of the same fucking trades available to everyone, is not enough to get my dick hard. I can give a fuck about this talentless waste of tit sweat. You wanna be a dull motherfucker and swallow, then be my guest. 95% male audience? Uhhhh, who gives a fuck? So we're just supposed to overlook the audacity of this fame whore's gimmick and stare at her tits? There are plenty more tits easily accessible that don't come with a voice and attitude that makes me want to put my fist through a fucking wall. FUCK HER. AND FUCK YOU.
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People with real jobs don't have a few hours a week to put together unfunny, poorly produced you tube bits. Especially bits like these..which are very much effort laden and are made as an obvious attempt at getting some industry attention.I'm guessing 30 hours a week tops.
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You're bringing the kind of street cred this battle needs.DOWN WITH THIS SHIT!
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and not funny... even a tiny bit
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...remembering the contributions of a Golden Girl??? C'mon now.
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I guess not.
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But kudos on that not swallowing shit thing, and your lack of passion for a few minutes of a big canned chick reading the trades.
You're right, it is a travesty and an outrage worthy of your venom, and I appreciate your angry urgency to really take a stand against this.
I'm pretty sure somebody owes you a few hundred bucks, or at least a sincere apology, for making you put up with the AICN related pain you constantly face for several hours every day.
Tits! Shallowness! On a site like AICN?!
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ten seconds later?
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but the fact she puts them front and center kinda pints to the the fact she brings nothing to the table.If she were...Funny;Provided REAL insight or added to the information in any way;Had some insider knowledge;Or just didn't come off as the talking head/Tits part of a team whom desperately wants to break into the upper ranks of the business...but just don't have the chops to do it; she would get half as much grief as she does around here. I'll go out on a limb and say we'd actually welcome someone who provided those things...tits or no tits. But as she doesn't...and just keeps playing up the tits while reading Variety and helping her BF make very bad "comedy" skits instead of stepping up her game and ACTUALLY doing something not fucking stupid and obvious...the flaming will continue.
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People like you are the reason my beloved AICN continues to go deeper and deeper down the fucking toilet.
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Apr 26, 2009 12:26:52 AM CDT
Bagheera -- yes it does. Its counting clicks.
by dannyglovers_dickblood
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i mean stepping into these fucking articles is like stepping into some slippery dog pudding, going unconscious, waking up in one of the SAW puzzle houses and none of your captors having the decency to clean away that shit smear still on your foot.
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And Bea should also be remembered for helping bring to the screen Adrienne Barbeau...A woman, whom unlike Scriptgirl, had some talent to back up the Tittage.
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That couldn't farther from the truth. I love and respect my mother and my Mrs. Dick Blood dearly. I love women.
What I don't like are ignorant fucking whores trying to advance themselves with big tits and no fucking brain. SCRIPT GIRL...YOU'RE A FUCKING DISGRACE TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE. FUCK OFF WITH THIS NONSENSE AND PUT YOUR HEAD IN A FUCKING OVEN. Bitch. -
I pop in here once a week just to see what she's wearing, you know, out of curiosity. I don't want to be the guy who missed a nipple slip because he decided to skip a peek this week. But if she aggravates you guys so much, why do you keep coming back? Life not providing you with enough bullshit to bitch about, you need ScriptGirl too?
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keep it up brother
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Now go fuck yourself with a bottle of champagne.
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I stopped posting my outspoken disapproval of this nonsense several weeks back to keep from adding to the talkback count, but Harry's finally crossed the line from "Let's listen/objectify to a chick with big tits read old script sales reports" to treating her as a web celeb of some sort.
Whatever tiny iota of cred he had left has been marginalized even further. And he barely had any to begin with, so that's something.
I was one of those, "I stay for the talkbacks" people, but staying for the talkbacks and giving the site page and banner ad views supports shit like this whether I like it or not. There's plenty of other movie news/rumor sources out there. Better ones. Ones with objectivity. I'm voting with my feet.
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have improved since the last video I saw sometime back in 2008. The lighting, the colors, the (now gone) Red Bull can etc. There's room for improvement but at least it's a step forward. Good for her. As an aside, next time she gets new glasses, she should look to get some non-glare lenses.
It's a shame that those comedy bits are still in though. First, they're not funny, entertaining or informative and the low quality really brings down the quality of the entire clip and essentially makes the whole effort a waste. Second, those bits are really out of place. The script report portion is essentially facts/news and to mix in the comedy routine is just wierd. It's like watching the 6 o'clock news and suddenly having a guy on a unicycle come out and juggle. Even if the bits were funny it wouldn't work.
Hopefully she's not content with just doing the same presentation week after week and wants to take this whole ScriptGirl thing somewhere. If she's looking to evolve it into "something bigger/better" down the road, she should decide if she wants to it to be serious or silly. Keeping in mind, of couse, that writing is hard and writing (and performing) comedy is really, really hard...
She's probably better off evolving the show to include more traditional features like interviews, on location reports (maybe from a set), reviews or maybe even having someone else come on to talk about something different altogether etc. Doing an interview requires a ton of prep work and practice but I'd rather watch a poorly conducted interview than those terrible bits. If she wants to increase the number of hits then it's her responsibilty to create something worthy of everyone's time and I don't see how she can make a case that those bits are worth watching. -
A weekly video with you jerking yourself into an indignant, frothing fury over AICN douche bags and girls with big cans.
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Way to suck DGDB's cock . You guys are just as bad as you think this site supposedly is . Rip Bea
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Guys juggling on unicycles have a lot of skills and talent!
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Apr 26, 2009 12:51:19 AM CDT
No, she brings nothing to the table and we called her on it.
by james_o'nasty
The fact that she gets major attention for fuck-all is what I have an issue with. I can't speak for the rest of the "haters" but it pisses me off that she is granted the same credence for industry spies who actually bring us "cool news" and some nasty dehydrated Red Bull schill who reads last month's EMPIRE and thinks she is scaring Hollywood's top brass.
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It's not a matter of tits or no tits, it's a matter of principle. If we allow this useless skank to pollute AICN, then whats next? A column dedicated to dancing with the stars? Besides, you can find tits on the net easy, and you don't have to listen to anyone reading Variety, plus a dose of shitty attempts at humor...
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i could care less about what she says. boobies.
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Come on, that was funny. I loled.
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I see an article on her, think "Oh yeah, she'd got hot tits", click on it, stare at her tits for a minute, then realize she isn't really saying anything, and doing it in an annoying sing-songy voice, they press "stop". Then I read the talkbalks of everyone else saying pretty much the same thing.
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What site do you think you're on?
What kind of AICN sanctity do you all think you're fighting for?
I dig the news, I like the spoilers and script reviews, enjoy the quality reviews and roll my eyes at Harry's ramblings and the occasional plant.
And I don't give a crap about Script Girl. I don't think I've ever seen a segment from beginning to end.
And yet I somehow don't think she's the harbinger of death for AICN or anything.
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Apr 26, 2009 1:03:15 AM CDT
Did ScriptGirl let Harry sniff or suck on her panties?
by scriptgirl_nipples
Bet that got him jumping up and down on the spot, with delight and a girly giggle.
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that Script Girl has a small cock, and a pair of sweaty balls under that desk?
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secret Nazi agent.
Her plans of World Domination backfired when the people discovered all she offered was average looks, an annoying voice, weird eyes and saggy tits.
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Being all polite, sucky, gushy and nice and stuff to a lady for 1 year in order finally have drinks and lunch with her. Damn thats a lot of foreplay Harry. Damn! I admire your stalker like persistence, or something, I suppose... Damn!!
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for people with bandwidth issues/ hearing issues..etc Just a suggestion
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time to fap fap fap fap fap like the sad geek pervert i am.
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Don't think I could stomach seeing someone eating live gerbils, drizzled with garlic sauce.
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Thanks for reading me the news, you Tina Fey-wannabe. Not, freakin' funny.
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come on...you think sg doesnt have brains? she seems rather intelligent to me and she knows that sex sells...hasnt that always been the way?
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but she is on Youtube...along with 40,000 other silly cam whores, which means they are giving it away, not selling it. also, sex sells better if you actually have some talent to back up the tits; and whomever is writing her shit simply does not have much. Cute girl....boring and pointless as fuck.
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You're not clever, you're fucking well not funny, your script reports are smug AND stale--like this site, come to think of it--and you're not one-hundredth as 'cute' as you think you are, so STOP. STOP. Just fucking STOP.
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Seriously, we're done culinarily.
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She's the type of person who surrounds herself with low-life yes men, who would swear that her shit smelled like flowers, just to get a chance to pound her snootch!
Oh, and people are way more interested in Susan Boyle than SG.
and one last thing...the accronym of SG should always ne reserved for Suicide Girls...and thus I will now call Script Girl...Attention Girl (AG).
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She's with YouTube and you embed her YouTube videos. There isn't a single shitty thing she's done exclusively for AICN you fucking liar.
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Oh that's right, because she's an attention whore and feels the need to attach herself to videos that are ACTUALLY popular. What a SCAM.
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...and I got nothing against her, but in terms of quality comedic video-making involving a person sitting in front of a camera talking about entertainment-related subjects, she's completely put to shame by The Nostalgia Critic, The Nostalgia Chick, and all the rest at ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com. She would be wise to try and learn some lessons from them.
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That's a fucking joke, Harry. Embedding YouTube videos and trying to pass them off as AICN exclusives if fucking bullshit, and EVERYONE knows it. Its not going to make AICN "cool" again. Its making it even shittier.
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I just care that Harry puts them here and pretends she does it for us. BULLSHIT. And oh yeah, she's an attention whore unworthy of respect.
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Honestly - we're all complete and utter idiots. We are. Like you, I just clicked on the latest SG article knowing i won't watch the video and knowing that this is the weakest part of AICN. Like you, i've opted to make a comment in this talkback even though i should have said nothing in the hope that this tb dies without any comments.We keep doing this to ourselves, people. If nobody clicked or commented here, the SG bullshit would have died long ago.We have done this to ourselves and i hate myself as much as i hate all of you, for letting this crap continue.
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Then don't watch it. I personally don't watch, I have watched before and know that the still shot at the start of the clip is enough to show me all of what Script Girl has to offer. 800,000 hits though? she must be doing something right!Thankfully we don't pay her directly, the money she earns from hits come from companies who pay a lot for advertisements and probably have far too much money to begin with. I see no harm in it, she knows the internet is teaming with horny men. I would try to make some money from that too if I had the rack (and I was the correct gender) to do it.
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Apr 26, 2009 2:48:14 AM CDT
All jokes aside Harry-- are you seriously trying to fuck her?
by dannyglovers_dickblood
If thats the case, and you've dumped this bullshit on your site for a year just to inch closer to that snatch...shame on you. This site should mean more to you than fucking some whore trying to make a name for herself. I wouldn't put it past her. Her kind are the worst form of bacon lips cunt sludge L.A. has to offer. Always willing to suck a dick to see their name in lights.
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Fuck all of you for continuing to post here.I usually avoid it, but for some reason I just couldn't fucking take it tonight. This will be the last time I ever click on this cunt's updates. I will never post in this TB again, not even to read the shit being thrown. It still generates activity. I suggest all of you STOP FUCKING CLICKING.
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break into the industry." Sure, encourage aspirant jounalists to be "tipped" by a man who suffers from a foreiture of grammatical aptitude, poignant commentary and partial opinions (films heir to positive ratings are predictable...but I didn't think even Harry would stoop low enough to award TWILIGHT a rave review. As for Scriptgirl, hey--sexually repressed cellar-dwellers need "love", you know. And Scriptgirl is the best they can do. And those inflated "ratings"--I mean, William Castle pitched the bullshit (God bless him) but--Harry!--you would have made Mr. Castle cringe. As for ScriptGirl, she looks like Dustin Diamond's estranged sister.
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NOT RICK-ler.
So, call me, OK?
MT
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Like in "hush."
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but the peole who run this place don't seem to care about what the people who use this place think because it doesn't affect the flow of free shit. Only not visiting this place might. Just an idea. I might give this place a miss for a week.
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Ahh,Mordecai. How we miss you.
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What's that like?
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& invite her to a threesome, Harry. That's the only reason you could possibly be enthusiastic about this woman & what she does.
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...Or did other people watch that video, too?
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How you chose Mad Max on HD-DVD and here's why?
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Many of these posts are a great testament to the old Penny Arcade equation:
Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total Fuckwad
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why just weigh the stellar talk back wit and skill you've demonstrated on these many pages of woe. So very imprssive. Not.
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AND THATS ONE BIG DUMBASS APE!
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and you're freaking out.
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The Megan Fox punchline was fairly predictable, but "Directed by Michael Bay" gave me a good laugh. Kudos.
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"Someone once said 'if you gave a million monkeys a million typewriters, they would eventually type Hamlet.' The Internet has proven that theory false.'
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Ouch! That was harsh. Danny boy, you are the Angry Smurf of the TBers.Harsh but funny. now I'll never think of Oscar Meyer the same way again.
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Anyone freaking out THAT much means a nerve was REALLY struck. Big Dumb Ape's post simply called out the facts and now Dino_V, one of SG's most reliable suck-ups, has to race to her rescue and act all indignant lest everyone realize the cold hard truth.Dino, you're a tool. And you just proved that Big Dumb Ape was right. Tell SG we all said hello and tell her to kiss all of our asses since she obviously sent you to troll for her once again.
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Maybe that's why I hate her....naw it's cause her "report" is useless.
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A bit like the reverse of anime lipsynch.
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Apr 26, 2009 6:44:49 AM CDT
Better yet, Dino_V, why don't you answer this for all of us
by starship captain
If SG is so popular as you like to claim and she just got 850,952 legitimate hits for her video, and if she got them without any monkeying around or tags or trickery, how about explaining how you get 850 THOUSAND hits -- creeping up towards a full MILLION -- yet only 1,400 comments? Which means that LESS THAN ONE SIXTH OF ONE PERCENT of the "fans" who supposedly loved your latest video so much decided to comment on it?Script Girl's numbers are total garbage given the way they fluctuate so drastically and everyone can clearly see it. As Ape pointed out only 2 weeks ago she was at 32,000. But now you're trying to tell us that 3/4 MILLION people just happened to suddenly discover the wonder of SG. That's total bullshit and we all know it.So we'll see you next week, Dino_V, when she's back down to 32,000 again or her numbers are artificially high again because then she'll be trying to pimp off STAR TREK when that film opens and its all the rage on YouTube.
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Seriously, I would drop a load on them.
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SHOW DEM FLOPPIES!
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How goes the weight loss, Harry? You haven't posted pics since you had your lap band. And I notice you haven't posted any more about how much you LOOOVE going to the gym and how you should have been doing it all along. Have you lost weight? Hasn't it been about a year now? You should have lost a hundred pounds by now. So that would mean you're down to about 300. How about some pictures? Full body, out of the wheelchair.
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your commenting logic is flawed. I've probably commented on less than 1/6th of 1% of the videos I've watched so those numbers would make sense to me.Take a look at the most popular Susan Boyle video, 45M views 223K comments, that means slightly less than 1/2 of 1% of the viewers made comments. I can explain a few of SGs views, I was on meds, having a hard time rubbing one out, had to have it on loop for a while... you know.Ultimately I agree that the numbers are likely due to leeching on the Susan Boyle name drop, but the comment thing is bogus.
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Since Harry can't write, how could he possibly give advice to writers?
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Where da Windex at?
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- from "The Contender"
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...all across America. How the hell do you think she got this "job"?! How much did she charge you for an "erotic massage" Harry? If Script-Girl is just going to reveal a little more of her cleavege every week, then she might as well pose nude in PLayboy. I am surprised that she hasn't done Maxim yet, but maybe she actually thinks she has standards. This is the truth: she is a pair of tits and eye glasses that reads from a script once a week. That's it...
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Class and titties can and do exist. Look into it.
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Many posting here and bashing her think they know so much about her, when the truth is none of you have met her or known her personally. If she were your own sister, I wonder how would you guys react with the extreme negativity many of you have against her.
Calling her a whore and so on--none of you could prove it. She does not have a real job-- still none of you could prove it.
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DDDB its not ScriptWhore...its ScriptCunt.. Get it right! I cannot beleive a year has been wasted on this dumb bitch
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DGDB- my bad
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Not only would I call her an attention whore...I'd tell her she was a moron and an idiot for wasting her time being a Youtube Cam Whore Tease giving it away for free; that if she wanted to get famous for showing her funbags she should at least go down to Spearmint Rhino and get paid for doing it.Now SG...here is a challenge, you hot little minky; I dare you to show less tits for a month and lets see how those hits hold up.
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got a blowjob from this girl, or even better a tityfuck
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I wonder if Yoko has this girl in her sights now for seducing her man?
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That's really mean. I don't particularly like her column because it is poorly executed with Jay Leno level jokes, but I don't hate her enough to call her a beached whale. Jeesh.
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Damn good show. Damian Lewis has a charming uniqueness. I hope it gets a third season.
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Really you're a tool now. What the fuck? Try actually reporting on some of this shit yourself instead of relying on madame sillicone here to do your dirty work for you. Wanker.
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Did The Who sue for using their music in the trailer or is it something else?
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...is the fact that she's getting a lot of undue attention thanks to her looking hot and flaunting that chest of hers in every video. Granted her actual video content may or may not be good, but it's difficult to argue against the notion that what actually propels people to even see her videos first is her body, something she purposefully exploits by making each video image preview a calculated and teasing chest shot. It annoys most talkbackers because sex sells and she knows that sex sells, so she gets a much quicker advancement to potential success within Hollywood, at least far more than someone (ie some average looking man/woman) legitimately trying to make it on their own merits. We've all met girls like that in our lives, those who want to make the quick jump within any job by leveraging their body, and while I do enjoy seeing any woman's hot body it's an annoyance when that means an unfairness towards success in a career. But there is some good news in all of this in that the youngish sex appeal is only a small window for most girls, ie that age between 18 to 28 or so before their looks start going and suddenly they're being ignored thanks to the next generation of hot young girls. I'm not sure there's a term for it, but it's where younger women who got all the attention in the world, and knew it irritated all the older women because of it, suddenly become older themselves and experience the frustration of seeing the newest generation of girls taking away their spotlight. That's what Scriptgirl is going to experience in a few short years.
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This week you can count the posts for SG supporters on one hand!Keep posting your dissatisfaction with this piss-poor excuse for journalism!
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If you had a sister and friends, you'd know that this kind of shit is par for the course being an older brother. Your friends will always make fun of you, say nasty things and admit they want to fuck her. By the time you reach adulthood you learn to brush it off. So NAY to the argument you present and better luck next time. BTW...I could fill the Grand Canyon with what I know about SG and her cohorts. But spilling personal information is a line we all dare not cross, regardless of our opinions. In the end, some of us get laid all the time...some don't. But I ask: What does not getting laid have to do with SG sucking? Her delivery sucks, the shot composition stinks and the frame is empty, the audio is tinny and hollow, and the stories are OLD NEWS just to name a few!Please, dude. You are obviously SG's brother.
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I didn't realize she was that popular. This was pretty funny one I must admit
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We have no room for Internet White Knights. This forum is literally more hateful than 4chan. I'm sure she's a lovely woman, but she rocks monster bombs and gives us uninteresting wildly premature news, so we ridicule her. Of course I would be mad if someone said nasty things about my sister. But if she were posting herself in titty shirts on a place like AICN, I would probably laugh it off.
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LOVE IT!
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I've checked this out once or twice before, but aside from the cuteness with the glasses factor, this is really a waste compared to putting it down in words. I've seen bare breasted news that's more informative and entertaining than this.
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Her bits smell!!!
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Should be the one who should announce your resignation Harry...
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by pubic teens, maybe.
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Or is he just hiding the price that "Script Girl" charges for what she does hourly in hotel rooms?
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Scriptgirl report. I hate to break it to yeah, it's pretty bad guys. Unfinished "Titty jiggle" CGI work, just really awful.
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Fuckin lobster club sandwich. Oh, yr soo cool, you fat fuck. You ain't never gonna lose that weight.
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Apr 26, 2009 10:49:25 AM CDT
Once again, ScriptGirl is victorious over the AICN TB Trolls.
by mr. nice gaius
Seriously guys, have some fucking self-respect. If this were Quint or Capone reading the same Variety magazine-styled trades, you probably wouldn't even notice these stories. Hell, knowing this place, you probably wouldn't even care = this TB would have fewer posts than an interview or set visit.In the meantime, you guys continue to show just how low the tone and quality of AICN Talkback has gone. Some of you will blame the decrease in quality updates on AICN and you'd be right to do so. Yet, the fact that you don't even realize how riled up ScriptGirl gets you is what's so sad and amusing. I've never seen a group of Talkbackers try to backslap themselves over their little impotent tirades they way they do here.My advice?Get over it. Get over yourselves. There is no agenda here. ScriptGirl is a friend of Harry and she's not going anywhere. Her popularity continues to grow while your petulance, bitterness, and misogyny continues to simultaneously drag this site down and expose the most pathetic of its Talkbackers.Irony? Maybe. But it's probably more like top-notch monkey comedy.What a great show!
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Apr 26, 2009 10:49:48 AM CDT
How long before we read an obit for AICN as well?
by christian_bale_trashed_my_lights
I used to lurk here long before I bothered getting a TB name, and - fuck me - how this place has gone rapidly downhill over the years.Those of you who were here in the nineties remember the awesomeness of this place. We used to get sneaky script reviews and lots of juicy reviews from screenings way ahead of their release. Harry used to be a regular contributor on here and he would say stuff that actually mattered, instead of the posting once a month to tell us about something he saw on youtube or some bullshit about hipsters or whatever.This site is dying. I give it two to three more years before it drops off the face of the internet completely. Perhaps it started with Script Girl, maybe it was Mori's swift and silent resignation , perhaps it was GONE or maybe it was long before that.This site is dying.R.I.P AICN
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Her tits are.
Nobody's interested in her, or what she's saying. She knows this. She's essentially a camwhore who reads Variety out loud.
Seriously, fuck this. The only reason she's still here is because the guy in charge is stroking her ego (surely, while he's stroking his dick) and giving her the exposure that she definitely has not earned and doesn't deserve.
She's not "victorious" -- She's got tits and people click "play" because their primal need to see cleavage overpowers their basic sense of integrity.
I dare her to do the next year of videos wearing 75% less makeup and covering herself in loose, baggy clothing. She can't do it, because she knows damn well that the only thing making her popular is that she's willing to tease with her tits.
And all you Internet White Knights™ can just go fuck yourselves... Because she's certainly not going to fuck you for standing up for her. You're slack-jawed tools whose brains turn to mush when confronted with cleavage. -
She talks lame news and flashes her average tits. Woopie. Go watch porn.
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Appreciate the sentiment, brotha, but your saying the same thing everyone else says each week and the reaction is the same...LOOK UP!
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Apr 26, 2009 11:15:04 AM CDT
Mr. Nice Gaius -- you are the biggest pussy on the planet.
by dannyglovers_dickblood
Why the fuck would anyone take your advice? You've had AICN's cock in your throat ever since I've been here. When people don't like the shit they see, or the quality of a website they enjoy is going down, they fucking complain. You sit there with a girly smirk on your face and pretend all is right in the world. In the real world, if you're at a restaurant, the server brings your food and its not what you ordered-- do you smile self-effacingly and say "Well this is just the way it is. No use making an issue of it." WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!! Grow some fucking balls for once. I pray you don't have a son. The world doesn't need more cowards. I can't imagine growing up knowing you could kick the fuck out of your own father if you had to. You tell us to have some fucking self-respect? I'll tell you what...for once in your TB history, prove you have a spine and we'll consider it. The best thing about being away more often is missing out on your pansy ass posts. God Damn it fucking shocks me how you can be so fucking compliant. If there's a fuck up with your taxes and the IRS claims you owe money, do you say "Well...they probably need the money more than I do."FUCKING BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY = YOU
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Yeah, right. Way to miss the point.
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Wow.Why am I not surprised by your little post. Again, way to miss the point and way to miss out on my somewhat long-standing Talkback participation.From time to time, I HAVE criticized this site and I HAVE openly bitched about its increasing lack of quality and "edge". However, it's not my agenda every single time I post (which has all but ceased due to the site's obvious lack of relevancy).And keep in mind that criticizing this site proper does not excuse the Talkbackers for their own brand of asshole wankery.Fair is fair, Dick. And I call it like I see it. You, of all people, should know better.
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Dino V you're a fucking idiot if you try to say otherwise. And stop posting single words for every post in order to bump up the Talkback hits here- just as you bump up the hit count on YouTube. And if she's so fucking popular, how come the average rating for last week's vid was only THREE STARS? Because people are pissed off that shit video was a response to someone with real talent, Susan Boyle. Don't try and pretend otherwise.
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...if you look in other TB'S I am constantly saying good things about Quint or various other interviews or articles on AICN. I do not believe everything on here is shit. I defend the site half of the time as well. But I see no fucking point in coming in here and saying anything less than a scathing attack. This whole SG debacle is a fucking disgrace to any longtime AICN reader and they should be called out time and time again for it. I think this site would be fine if Harry showed himself the fucking door. He's got nothing left to say.
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If they JUST met this last week? Think about that the next time you try and defend Harry embeds this YouTube crap. Trust us, we would MUCH prefer Harry or someone EXCLUSIVE to AICN to do this job rather than an attention whore from YouTube.
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But to come in here and insult all TB'ers speaking against Script Whore is fucking low. If you don't have a problem with her...fine. But what the fuck is the point of trying to knock the momentum out of everyone in here slamming her? Honestly, what did you hope to achieve by posting that? You want everyone to stop posting here and play nice so we don't hurt Script Whore's feelings?Seriously. Fuck you.
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"Sit back and accept it."A motto he lives by..
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Technically, yes. This is movie news. However, ScriptGirl fits on this site about as well as an unscientific yeast culture breeding show would fit on Food Network -- hosted by Rachel Ray's ass. I'm beginning to think the more we say we don't like SG's show, the more Harry insists on keeping this uninteresting pap. I'm sure she's nice in person, but damned if I can find anything valuable here.
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Wow, the bully bunch is really showing their true colors today. Sad really.
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Ye Mighty, and despair!
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Apr 26, 2009 11:48:10 AM CDT
Agree wholeheartedly with MNG. DGDB is a pathetic ass clown.
by john_t_chance
His act grows stale. Someone do the decent thing...take him out behind the circus tent put him down. None but the most vile will shed a tear.
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Apr 26, 2009 11:49:24 AM CDT
I AM JOHN_T_CHANCE! LOOK AT ME CONTINUE TO POST HERE!
by fuckmichaelbay
Ye Pathetic, and desperate!
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What? You don't think they haven't spoken before in some other regular capacity before Harry agreed to keep her on this site for nearly a year?! Come on, D.Vader. You're usually much more reasoned than that.And of course we would all prefer someone else directly affiliated with the site (i.e. mod/editor) to do script reports. I'm in TOTAL agreement and I think it goes without saying. But it's as obvious as ScriptGirl's breasts that Harry sees her fit enough (pun intended) to fulfill this "role". The irony is that she generates more hits than any of our favorite writers would if they did this exercise. That alone says what this is all about.
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IN HER FACE!
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DUH!
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...towards you.
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I love you.And you feel it.
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As always.
Personally, I don't even watch the videos, but I love the posts. This week, I think my favorite theme is that a year has been "wasted" on this chick. Who wasted a year? Why click on it every week if you know you're going to hate it? I just don't get it...YOU are the ones wasting time, not AICN or ScriptGirl's tits. It's not like we're running out of internet and this is taking up valuable space where Avatar could be fucking out eyeballs or whatever.
Always the funniest shit all week on this site.
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How do you think ScriptGirl got in contact with Harry if they just met this week? Most likely, the SG vids on YouTube were not getting enough hits, so they thought "Let's contact AICN and see if they'll put our vids on our site." Yay! More attention to us! Harry was smitten by her good looks and let judgement fly out the window by deciding to post the embeds here. My problem is that SG is *obviously* an attention whore, every week practically begging for ratings and subscriptions. And how does she bump up her hit count? By attaching all her reports to other, more popular videos of the week, no matter how *unrelated* they are. Each week, a SG vid is a "video response" to something else. Its a very backhanded way to get viewership. My other problem with this is that Harry pretends each week that SG works for AICN, which everyone knows is total bullshit. The reason you won't find SG on any other movie news site is because no one wants to be affiliated with it. And she does NOTHING for AICN. She just makes her videos, which is fine, more power to her, but they should STAY ON YOUTUBE. Its obvious that the majority of TBers here do *not* like SG and would prefer it if her desperate attempts at attention stayed off of this beloved website. And what makes you think she generates more hits than any of the editors would if they were doing the same thing?
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...fucking our eyeballs...you know what I meant.
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Quote: "And what makes you think she generates more hits than any of the editors would if they were doing the same thing?"One word: BOOBS
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Quote: "I love you. And you feel it."I do love you, but in a platonic manner in which assuming I'll "feel it" could be a dealbreaker.
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There are far too many people that hate her for using her boobs to gain attention, that many people just ignore it. Personally, I think an editor like Quint would generate far more hits with a similar report (non-video). I want Elston Gunn's weekly recaps to return. I learned FAR more from those reports than I do SG, who reports on maybe 2 sales on average and spends more time on the "jokes". If someone like Gunn were to report on all the script deals and director deals and casting deals etc, I'm sure those would have a higher hit count than just someone with "boobs". I have more faith in AICNers than that (and more than is probably deserved in some cases).
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...I believe Harry has stated in Talkback that he keeps in regular contact with ScriptGirl (whether by phone, email, Facebook, MySpace I don't know). As for his reasoning behind featuring her on his website I also cannot rightly say. I certainly don't find anything of great interest in her reports. (Even the lighting is bad!) Yet, strangely enough, I don't think script sales reports are interesting to begin with. I much prefer script reviews which are a rarity nowadays thanks to the Hollywood machine.All in all, I agree with most of what you state with regards to your problem with SG. But these threads are a self-sustaining beast = the ones who hate her most, are the ones who provide the hit-counts. Maybe it's just me but, that seems like hypocrisy in motion.
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I guess her perky inanities shatter the illusion some people have that this is a hard-core site for tough-guy movie geeks.
I don't watch her schtick (which seems kinda inoffensive and bland) but it's hard to know why Harry hosts it.
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But I think those days of AICN are long gone. And I don't see them returning anytime soon. Although, I'd love to be proven otherwise.
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I hope the blow job made it worth it all!
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Agreed. And I have hopes for you. I'd love to see you grow out of your token catchphrase and contribute to all types of Talkbacks. You know, something more than Michael Bay and ScriptGirl related stories. I think you're selling yourself short - it's time to branch out and explore.What say you?
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---you've been AWOL. Not that I blame you. I agree w/ Noted_Sage D_Vader here just because I think that this is a lame excuse for site hits and nothing else. Usually I don't bother w/ it but I think Harold's just gotten fuckin' lazy and it really, really shows here. That's disappointing too as I think he could do some pretty neat things w/ this place if he wanted to.
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Apr 26, 2009 12:23:52 PM CDT
Harry once said that he gots a lot of praise for SG
by christian_bale_trashed_my_lights
Something along the lines of "Only 10% of AICN readers have a TB account and a large majority of those who don't contact me to say how much they enjoy Script Girl." (I can't be fucked to find the relevant talkback but it was something like that)To those people, know this:(1) There's a website called 'Youtube' where you can watch her. You don't need to come here.(2) If I ever find out who you are, I'm going to fucking trash your lights.
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I'm a stubborn "mission-oriented" kind of guy who welcomes the opportunity to branch out. I do dip my toe in the water of the occasional TB from time to time, but I never feel engaged.Ever since I was framed as a "plant" by SG on her Thanksgiving '08 report, my new mission is: SEEK APOLOGY OR DESTROY!
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I try not to post in the SG TBs anymore because I don't want them to get any hit counts, I don't want them to be popular (and they're *not* as popular as they once were bc almost everyone has gotten the point). But I felt the need to post in this one because Harry's just flat out lies pissed me off, and they needed to be pointed out to all who don't know it. It is a bit of a self-sustaining beast, but I don't know how else to get the point across to Harry. I'm thinking a strategy of alternately ignoring it and raging against it might work. Hope it does anyway.
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--well I assume he's the reason you and The PaZoozoo don't bother w/ the AICN Twitch TB's much anymore--as there are some like Jarv-Jarv, Xiphos, ToadsKillerDawg and KungFoohustler who can actually, you know, converse and type at the same time. MGFT I never bother with as there's little there that interests me good, bad or ill.
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Hey, what's up you crazy bastard?Yes, I have been AWOL. I suppose for about a month or so now. It just seems that lately, this site has grown rather tedious both in its direction and general Talkback rancor. I can't pinpoint it but there seems to have been a tidal shift towards the negative and the fun factor is seriously wanting.But here I am...wasting some time in a ScriptGirl Talkback. Who would have thunk it!
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Only he has the power to destroy these Script Girl talkbacks forever.Josh Swaney = Toughest motherfucker on the planet.
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Seriously. You only normally see this kind of venom displayed when Facebook changes their layout or something.
This is a silly video that is no less ridiculous than half of the screening reviews or most of what's submitted by the talkbackers, let alone half of Harry's own stuff... and it's been this way forever.
Please show me a point in time when this site was a paragon of journalistic integrity. You guys make it sound like Woodward and Bernstein used to work here, but have been replaced by the Naked News.
As MNG says, there is no shortage of stuff to point fingers at, there's never been a shortage of scandal here, and there has always been good reason to be critical from time to time. I've been visting this site for years, and for years people have been posting and asking for Harry to quite, calling him a sell out. But seriously. All this venom for this?
A short video that pops up on slow news Saturday? On a website that you don't own? On a link you can ignore? Surrounded by links to a bunch of other silliness? This is a personal offense to you how, exactly?
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Didn't get there last week. Hmmmmm......
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"...don't bother w/ the AICN Twitch TB's".Well, I read them when I get the chance but I can't really contribute to them during the week. Kind of a shame because some of the site's best Talkbackers spend most of their time there. But fuck me if I can tell the difference between a CoCer and Professional these days!As for MGFT, I totally understand and you're probably more right than you know.
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It's called Josh Swaney: The Movie.The movie opens with Josh Swaney (hopefully played by Christian Bale) recieving his ticket for Wolverine: Origins. When his mom asks who he's taking with him, he replies 'Nobody. Swaney goes alone.'We cut to Josh Swaney arriving at the cinema in a long black leather jacket and sitting alone whilst everyone else brings a +1After the movie has finished, Swaney realises that even though the movie was free, it was complete shit. He looks over to see Rothman licking his lips and rubbing his palms together at the thought of all the money he's going to make.Swaney pulls out two uzis and thus begins an updated version of 'Falling Down'.I'll have it finished in a day or two SG, and I'm looking forward to seeing it on your video. It'll be the only video of yours I'll actually watch though but hey, one is better than none, right?
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Dumb asses who have no life and shit in their mother's basements. Danny the Douche bag Glover your mother can't be your wife, so don't even try. FMB you are the biggest fucking idiot I have ever seen. no wait, check that, the six other people who agree with you on this site are up there too. I laugh at you, the world laughs at you, so go on being fucking cum suckers. You people wouldn't know humor if it bit your dick off. None of you haters have the balls to say what you say about her to anyone's face, especially her lovely face and if the next comment is "yes I would" from any of you cum suckers, you're a liar and I'm calling you on it now. That's why you are on here. Cause it's the only place where you can feel all high and mighty. I know I'm not bursting anyone's bubble here to say that what she wears is not offensive unless you come from a fucking Puritian family or your just gay boys. Which most of you are and guys it's ok that you are. Just except it and go on DR. Phil and tell the world who you are. The world won't be as harsh on you as you are on Script girl.
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If you can't stand the heat, you're probably on fire for saying something stupid.
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HE didn't have to flash his rack (thankfully).
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Apr 26, 2009 12:39:27 PM CDT
Poe......excuse.....for......a.......human......................
by fuckmichaelbay
You really are an angry typer and the execution of your thoughts lacks any sort of eloquence. The only ones laughing are the people in your head because you think that you matter.
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Apr 26, 2009 12:41:18 PM CDT
Poe......excuse.....for......a.......talkbacker.................
by fuckmichaelbay
Could you please learn what an html linebreak is so that we don't have to read your meth-induced rantings in block form? Thanks, Douchy.
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You have to admit that when SG called you her "plant", it was a stroke of genius. Quite funny that one.
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Yeah, just like you wouldn't have the guts to say what you just did to DGDB or DMB in real life, you spineless shitbag.L-O-S-E-R
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Sorry 'Fuck Michael Bay'!
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I look at it as an amateur attempt by Scriptgirl and her bunch of Z-movie producer cronies to turn the SG TB haters against me. It worked SO well.
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Apr 26, 2009 12:44:59 PM CDT
"scirptgirls pussy taste like a lobster sandwich!" -Harry Knowle
by lobo-tor
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...that she wouldn't say it to the Dave Matthews band either. The joke worked better as a mistake. No worries though!
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Don't tell me what to do asshole. Unlike you I got a mind and am original. I think I'm important, Angry? Check out your own posts. God your a retard and that's insulting the tards of the world.
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Not necessarily SG specific, but...
Remember when that shitbag Uwe Boll boxed his critics? How about we set up a charity event where Talkbalkers box/MMA fight each other? How fucking sweet would that be (or sad, maybe, but still great fun to watch)? Let some of you guys put your money where your mouth is? Might be VERY cathartic for some of you... -
Please adjust your Gaydar, sonny.
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I live in Santa Monica Meet me at the pier ten minutes
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Fair enough, sir.
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A truer indictment of Hollywood has never been spoken. And for all of you script-girl haters out there...we ALL know you would bang her in a heartbeat...especially if she quit talking, so enough with the faux-rage.
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Ha! OK then. I just thought it was a clever zinger taken at her most vocal critic.
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QUOTE: "I think I'm important"Case closed...YOU'VE BEEN POE-WNED!
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Where can we meet you and what will you do to us?
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... is pacing angrily up and down Santa Monica pier!
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Yes. It's all about you FMB. Why I'm sure this whole ScriptGirl charade is just a devious plan to sully your good name in the talkbacks of an entertainment website. Because you are a very, very, very important man! Now why don't you just take your Thorazine and Lithium cocktail and go back to your room. Leon will be along shortly to take you to electro-shock therapy.
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Nice...
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Scriptgirl is not "begging" for views, ratings, subscriptions, etc. Every vid on that site contains such annotations. Common practice. Can't really blame SG for doing as the Romans. Hate not the playa. Hateth the game.
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Quite a bit overlap =).
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Suspect that wasn't the only meat she'd had in her mouth that evening!
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I run hot and cold on this feature but this week she tipped the scales. And that Red Bull bit oddly arousing.
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Seriously DICKBLOOD!!!
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You actually disrespect SG far more when you say something like that as a defense for peppering every. single. video. with "PLEASE RATE AND COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE!!!!" as if doing so will somehow justify her work for herself and make her feel worthwhile. Its actually kind of sad, because it seems to me that IS the only way she'll feel good about the work she's doing.
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Apr 26, 2009 1:08:21 PM CDT
John_T_Chance: "Scriptgirl is not "begging" for views"
by christian_bale_trashed_my_lights
Okay then, smart guy - so her video just happens to be 'in response to' one of the most popular youtube videos of the moment? Hate not only the SG. Hate also the Z-list movie guy defending her each week on the AICN talkbacks.
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80085
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JOSH SWANEY 4 PREZ!!!!!!
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Apr 26, 2009 1:12:41 PM CDT
JTC: You lack of understanding of my "plant" theory demonstrates
by fuckmichaelbay
...that you're a small-minded imbecile with limited business acumen and little grasp of the basic tenets of PR. It's not my importance, but the impact of influence posistive opinion.
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Apr 26, 2009 1:12:56 PM CDT
Scriptgirl is begging to suck everyones dick for more articles
by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell
every single person on aicn
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It's not my importance, but the impact of my influence on positive opinion.
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I stopped taking it when you're Mom said that drinking my cum made her feel lethargic and uninspired. Kind of like what you must feel when you post here.
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are always turgidly unimaginative, uncontaminated by wit and devoid of originality, always include the expression "mother's basement", omit any sane punctuation, contain puerile grammatical blunders, eggcorns, infantile spelling and pitifully lame taunts, are pregnant with MANY CAPITALS FOR EMPHASIS and studiously avoid the html paragraph function.
For fucks sake, get a clue, inept taunters!
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If this was on the 24th, Harry you are a piece of shit for not realizing what mourning 1.5 million massacred people is.
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SCRIPTGIRL SUCKS DICK HER VIDEOS R MADE IN HER MOTHERS BASEMENT
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fuck you irritable. you come down to my mother's basement and say dat OR I WILL MAKE YOU SORRY. yeah, thats right. you just their and say nothing coz you knows im right.
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scb4trfmcb ...
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Apr 26, 2009 1:35:25 PM CDT
Is Josh "the nw swayze" Swaney in this talk back too??
by formerenglandpropjasonleonard
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... show the Noobs like Poe how to make every pointless assault sting.
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Apr 26, 2009 1:39:34 PM CDT
Josh "the new swayze" Swaney is in EVERY talk back
by christian_bale_trashed_my_lights
Only one force can watch X-Men: Origins by themselves without suffering bleeding eyesockets and that is God.God is everywhere.All hail the Swane.
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Other than the most badass motherfucker ever, obviously.
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..he's going to a cinema in Chicago next week to watch every SG youtube ever made. In a row. On his own. THAT is motherfucking toughness.All hail the Swane.
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is a Real Fucking Professional!
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GeneralJackCosmo - get thee to the Wolverine ticket winners article and all will become clear!
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Apr 26, 2009 1:51:13 PM CDT
Christian Bale: Her vid is a tagged to a Susan Boyle vid you say
by skinjob
Might it have something to do with the fact that SG's vid contains a Susan Boyle parody?! So they're thematically compatible yes? See how that works??
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every little thing. Ease up a bit!
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Or it means that the company that produces her vids, Fucktard Productions, chooses the hot story of the week and writes a joke around it so mindless lemmings like you think it's related.
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...you're sooooo yesterday.
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What's really sad is this all you people got. So keep up the good hate. It won't change a thing on this site. You will all still be lonely. What's even better is all you do is help her with your hate even. congrats to you and your stupidity.
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(You are being redirected to FuckMichaelBay's post above)
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Does the truth hurt. Are you all going to cry your little eyes out. Cause you don't get what you want.
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Now that you've ditched the whole Hahahahahaha thing, your spelling and shit is looking up.
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But in LA it translates to thousands of drunk lunatics with cars draped in Armenian flags racing drunkenly up and down our streets all day and night honking and screaming lewd things at women! Could you imagine say the jews turning Holocaust Memorial Day into such a circus? So I don't think Harry owes you an apology. Not at all.
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That post is beyond cryptic.
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re: The Legend of Josh Swaney
Thanks. Now it all makes sense.
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so lame
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Michael Bay want's to snort cocaine off her titties.
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The embodiment of All-American macho self-sufficiency.
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I was an early believer and still I'm impressed.
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Apr 26, 2009 2:14:31 PM CDT
These dirty apes are too busy fingering their own poopholes
by jacknancerevenge
to see that you are a gifted satirist. Srew 'em.
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wow the abbreviation of my (misspelled) name is longer than your entire name. god i must be rollin i the pussy!
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wow the abbreviation of my (misspelled) name is longer than your entire name. god i must be rollin in the pussy!
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I actually feel for her. She is an ok looking girl trying to make it in showbiz and has to compete with thousands of women just as good looking or even better, and many of them are a lot more talented. She is trying to get recognized and maybe make a niche for herself. I understand that.
But that doesn't mean we have to like what she is doing or like the fact that Harry is pushing her down our throats. I don't normally click on here, but it does annoy me that Harry is taking such an interest in someone who's act and appeal is so limited. I know many actresses and women who are trying to make it in the entertainment industry, and none of them are resorting to such a cheesy and stupid tactic. You might be a nice person Scriptgirl, but this weekly script update just screams of desperation. I think Harry would be doing you a service if he discontinued your column so maybe you'd start to realize that this is not the path to fame and fortune. Sometimes people need a rude wake up call (hence, DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD).
Plus she can hardly be called a journalist; she basically reads off stories from Variety and the Hollywood Reporter. What big stories has she broken or covered all on her own? -
Them's the breaks.
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i just hate her fucking awful videos and skit type things in the videos. they suck badly.
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yet ... but I might let him give it a shot.
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If you are pondering which sect your beliefs fall under.....you are already a member of BOTH.Praise Bale.
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She is about as far away from desperate as a human being can get. You are speaking gibberish out of your ass, son.
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I don't personally despise Script Girl. I don't know her. I just loathe what she represents-- talentless semi internet famous attention whores can FUCK OFF with this bullshit. I don't wish death or ovarian cancer on this bitch. I stopped doing that. I realize she's probably harmless. She's no threat really. She's not going anywhere with this. She'll continue to take the abuse for another year or so and eventually fizzle out and no one will hear or think of her ever again. I agree with you. Thinking of it like that. I sort of feel sorry for her. There is something mentally off about someone so fucking desperate to be famous and well liked. Maybe she was sexually assaulted as a child.
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Aint no gibberish to say "If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck..."
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The very existence of this weekly report contradicts what you just said. Of course she is desperate. As I said, she is desperate to be famous and well liked. So fuck off.
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Tell ScriptGirl to add a little erect nipple, to her attention seeking videos.
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Some of your readers are terrible grubs.
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Apr 26, 2009 2:33:01 PM CDT
I love a cocksucker that says "I know Script Girl..."
by dannyglovers_dickblood
And nobody here gives a fuck. What do you expect, TB'ers to get all excited and start asking you personal questions about her? Sorry. We have all met whores in our life. They're not that interesting.
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Cause, frankly, her videos are annoying. But if they actually led somewhere besides smarm I'd put up with it.
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... he'd have our undivided attention.
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he wouldn't be alive right now
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You are however the public, and ScriptGirl is going to have to realize that the public has the right to react. And sometimes their reaction isn't going to be pretty or what they want to hear. So keep being honest.
I have to admit, I love how people rage against DGDB for stating his opinion. They might not like it but it is an honest opinion. There is a big difference between DGDG's in your face honesty and the obnoxious, intentional confrontational douchebaggery of people like Coughlins Laws, DINO_V, and Sector11319186 or whatever fucking number comes after his name (although I think he was banned). -
Deserves a pulitzer for his in depth journalism and uncovering ScriptGirl's false number. He has done more journalism in this little tb than SG has ever done. That is a simple fact.
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Apr 26, 2009 2:41:43 PM CDT
Chistian Bale and I go way back.We are weiner cousins.
by jacknancerevenge
Twice removed. Vanessa and Sherilyn
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Are you f'ing kidding me? This is your mission now? You're using an anonymous ID here, and it's a childish 'Fuck Micheal Bay'. And your mission is to defend your online reputation? You'll never have an online reputation, you gave that up when you've decided to be an anonymous troll using someone else's name to define yourself. Sounds to me like you're one of these psycho head cases that live to get obsessed with getting 'acknowledged' by the celebrities they stalk.
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But she comes across that way. You can't blame me if that is the vibe I am getting from her. Maybe the Octo-mom is really a good mother thinking about what is best for her kids, but don't get upset at the public who sees her as anything other than that thanks to her actions and her behavior.
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Apr 26, 2009 2:45:13 PM CDT
DGDB and Continentalop: Finished sucking each other's cocks?
by jacknancerevenge
Nope. Still going. Let me give you a moment to clean up.
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Oh, shut the fuck up will ya.
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SG wants to be a public figure - she is putting out these videos. Part of that is accepting the fact the public might react or look at it differently than you intended. If she isn't a desperate woman looking for fame and doesn't want to appear that way, maybe she should reconsider how she does her show and act.
If people can't deal with criticism they shouldn't be putting out videos for people to see. Not trying to be rude, just stating a fact. -
run by the UCLA Psychology Department with Harry's co-operation.
We're all gonna be in the Scientific American one day. Our collective maturity may attract some scholarly derision. -
But his semen taste like caramel and peanut butter shakes.
But I will take it into consideration JNR. -
How can I possibly match wits with a master like yourself?
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Considering how much of SG's ass you kiss on a weekly basis.
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...actually, it seems we are running out of internet. Ill look up the article and post it sometime. Pretty interesting actually. DGDB is genuinely one of my favourite talkbackers now. Despite his vitriol, his writing is sharper and more amusing than most of the staff. To sum up the arguments, thus: Scriptgirl is useless; doesn't belong here; we like her tits.
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Yet...I have had more people say positive things about me in the past week than Script Girl has in the past year. Hhhhhmmmm. How does that work if she's getting hundreds of thousands of views? Why would people click on her videos if they don't like her? Oh yeah-- she tags her shit with current phenomena like Susan Boyle and spends half her day desperately pimping her link on every fucking comment board on youtube, disguising it as everything else other than what it really is = WORTHLESS SHIT. Now I don't feel so bad.Talentless, desperate, pathetic whore? Check check aaaaaaaaaaaaand check.
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I would argue that being desperate to be liked and "seeking fame" are sometimes two very different things.
If SG were trying everything in her power to get an acting career off the ground, would you call her desperate? Because she would, basically, be seeking fame then, too, in the sense that "famous" actors and actresses tend to get more gigs, as they are bigger draws than "no-name" talent and help the projects they act in to make money and/or garner prestige.
If your problem is the legitimacy of her methods, I can understand that...I am not saying that her reporting is great or that she's making lasting contributions to popular culture, BUT I think she's a world away from the Octomom, who is a drain on the state economy and obviously has a plastic surgery addiction. Who is paying for all that shit, you know?
SG is not costing anyone money, and she isn't hurting anyone or anything by posting these videos. Even if they are the worst shit ever, it is a victimless crime, because no one is obligated to watch. -
Sucking each other's cocks...Remind me, it was gay porn you did, yes?
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Praise Bale.
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Apr 26, 2009 2:59:58 PM CDT
I wonder what would happen if we mixed...
by christian_bale_trashed_my_lights
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD with MEGAN_FOXES_CUNT_JUICE and scriptgirl_nipples?I got no idea myself, but i sure as hell bet it would stink.
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Obviously, we can't get her to go away by telling Harry and everyone else that she's a useless, stanky little ball of of TitShit. Do we have to stop coming in here now? Nah, I guess not. This is more useless than that yellowish liquidified shit that comes out of your asshole during a diahrrea stream, yet Harry will continue posting it after the apocalypse just so he has something to spank his fat, sweaty member to.
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Shit!Where will I go to get my porn fix?
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... just guessing.
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Apr 26, 2009 3:05:47 PM CDT
Anyone else scared by this Swine Flu thing?
by christian_bale_trashed_my_lights
It's killed almost a hundred people now.This isn't off-topic by the way as it's about Swine Flu and is in the ScriptGirl talkback.
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Obviously my Octomom comparison was an exaggeration. I don't mean to compare her to Octomom, but I do mean to say that both are people desperate for attention, just at different degrees.
ScriptGirl is like Dennis Woodruff or Angelina (people in Hollywood will know who I mean). She is trying to get famous but apparently has very limited talent to do so, so she is resorting to gimmicks to do so. She is desperate because instead of depending on whatever talent she actually might have, The problem is her gimmick just shows her lack of talent or appeal and actual her hurts her cause of becoming famous.
I would say that she is desperate because instead of retuning her show or trying new paths to become famous, she keeps using this scriptgirl angle in hopes of being discovered, despite all evidence that it is working against her. She is like the actors who dress up as super-heroes in front of the Mann's Chinese theatre in hopes of getting recognized and discovered. -
There's a lot of fucking professionals here today.
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Try doing one of your reports in a turtle-neck and see if you get 80,000 views.
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I did not know that. How the hell is that even possible? If you do get a chance, post that link--I would like to read that.
In terms of people being critical of SG, I have no beef with anyone on here, I just think there are a lot better things to get this worked up over...and I'm not even talking about "serious world issues". Look, I am a movie geek or I wouldn't be on here at all, and there is a lot of bullshit in the entertainment industry that is more deserving of this kind of anger than some chick with big tits reading Variety and trying to be funny. That's my opinion. -
This is the world we live in. We're surrounded by shit that people will pay for. ScriptGirl is shit, too, but fortunately she and her tits are free for viewing and fondling, aint that right Harry?
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But wow, that really surprises me that its #1.
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I've never heard of Obsessed. I thought to myself "I bet it's something like a receptionist becomes obsessed with her boss and begins stalking him..."I head over to IMDb and I'm almost right!This line from the first review there made me laugh:"The dialogue was atrocious, and people were laughing out loud at some of the hokier lines. 'Bitch, breathe!' suddenly became one of the funniest lines ever written because of this film."Bitch, breathe!
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Actress with a nice rack getting into catfights with her husband's female stalker.
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...come back when you're literate. Oh and, eat shit and die again this week troll.
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...have tried to make me see "the light". If this were school, I'd give you an "A" for asshole.
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For terms like "Boner Poison".
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Apr 26, 2009 4:17:54 PM CDT
Get Everyone: Yes, Gay Porn Fluffing is JNR's claim to fame...
by fuckmichaelbay
...as well as selling french fries at fast-food restaurants all over SoCal. Mention Scriptgirl and you'll get fries from last week, instead of the ones from this week that are fresh.
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I'm not sure why ScriptGirl and her crew can't figure out that just blandly reading script sales reports with absolutely zero insight into the why, the what, the how, and the current zeitgeist of the industry is why this is hated so much. It gives you nothing you can't get somewhere else, in a much quicker format, without the fake, annoying news anchor voice, interrupted by bad skits. What you get are admittedly nice tits, but, what SG and her crew should have figured out by now is that in the age of the internet, tits are available bare, in prodigious amounts, and free.
And the tagging of videos with the current hot topic to gain views is fucking pathetic and cheap. Sort of like whoring yourself in a tight top, or posing with a giant phallic carrot, and pretending you provide anything other than a cheap thrill to pre-teens. -
Fuck..she has to be pushing 60+ now...it's been thirty years since they painted her on the building.By the way...excellent body blow with that reference..although as SG and her "handlers" seem to be out fairly recent transplants and sort of rubes I doubt they'll get the full effect of the hit. A very Fucking professional flame.
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Apr 26, 2009 4:42:30 PM CDT
Fuck this TB. Join us in JOSH SWANEY worship....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
...the Wolverine TB. Lets beat this fucking cunt SCRIPT TROUT.
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FMB speechless, foaming at the mouth. quick, go for the spelling!
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After all she is a moderately attractive girl doing whatever she can to break into the business at 30 in a town where 25 is old news.No...The guys writing this shit are the real problem, and perhaps even more desperate. They have roped this girl (a girlfriend perhaps) into being their "face" to promote what I'm sure they think is top quality comedy. they pour their hearts into the SG thing, thinking that THIS is the one that will break them. However, these guys are delusional. LA is full of these types of guys, you see them hanging out at ALL the current in places, talking about non-existent jobs, passing out business cards, the newest cell phone they can afford permanently attached to one ear, occasionally checking the fake Rolex while propped up against a dingy 1990 Porsche 911 they got through a Armenian Mafia friend from Glendale who buys them with salvage titles at the auction. They REALLY think they have the chops to be writers/directors, etc, and do their best to live the Hollywood lifestyle...these guys will do anything they can to get their foot in the door, but usually it won't happen. Eventually, the small time jobs they wrangle peter out as people become aware they just don't have the skill, and they are reduced to working Valet on Sunset with a bunch of Brazilians, sneaking their cards to any celeb or studio type they hand the keys too. Sad story of sad folks...might make for a good script though.
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Josh Swaney will play the starring role in J J Abrams Reboot of 'Road House'
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but was Harry being serious about eating out script girl? Can't tell if it's fantasy fiction or not.
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But what an apt freudian slip!
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...was a picture of your Mom DGDB sent to me. I'll always take his sloppy seconds.
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I knew shit was going to go bad. what a fucking lost cunt.
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...that dripped from those ribs onto... okay, never mind.
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But I agree with you. The guy who is writing and producing this is even more talentless and desperate. However, it is ScriptGirl's face and name that is connected to this. He can just walk away while she will be stuck with the aftermath and bad taste it leaves.
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Apr 26, 2009 5:36:49 PM CDT
ulcer: You did strike a nerve! The ever predictable FMB
by john_t_chance
always attacks spelling and grammar when someone bests him. Which is often. So juvenile.
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shut the fuck up you fucking losers you are totally full og shit!
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nipples up my ass and Harry fucks her with a lobster sandwhich!!!
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This report actually looked decent for a change. I even laughed. I feel dirty.
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If thats what it takes to get JNR to play "bottom" then sure! Have fun guys!
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Apr 26, 2009 5:49:53 PM CDT
Funny to watch all the sycophants fall in line with DGDB
by john_t_chance
Guess he's your hero, huh fellas? Maybe he'll invite you to the big internet jackass spring mixer. So tell me FMB...how did his anus taste? Tangy?
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Go back and take a look. Her right breast is slightly larger than her left one, and I mean HER right breast. Take your right hand, and turn around a bit in your chair. Her tits are starting to sag a bit.
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nobody talking to you fag!!!!!!!
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More importantly, what'd he do to get banned?
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Was he banned for pointing out the lie of ScriptGirl's numbers?
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Actually, just the fact that this article generated this many responses in its talkback, whether positive or negative, pretty much guarantees they'll continue to post SG articles until Hell freezes over. You want Script Girl gone? Ignore her completely. That goes for this column as well as in real life, YouTube, etc. Like Britney Spears and terrorism, this only works so long as you continue giving it your undivided attention.
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his post was waaaaaaay up there, and the response to it was waaaaay below it, so I just assumed. The banhammer is strong 'round these parts, as the massacre of mid-08 shows.
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is a lighting issue. whoever lights this show would be better suited to work on an Sicilian garbage scow.
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and I ain't talkin' WWE moves, my friends.
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Apr 26, 2009 6:05:08 PM CDT
JTC: Anus tasting? I thought that's just a Tuesday night for y
by fuckmichaelbay
...and every other Friday plus-one weekend a month.
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better than usual. Still not great. Buy friggin' After Effects Script girl. It's cheap as shit.
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hope DinoV don't mind it. I did Script Girl just to try it. And her tongue tasted like fat ginger sack. That one didn't rhyme. Didn't need to.
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I love her weekly spot here..you guys can suck me off..she has nice tits and is cute and is funny to boot..and man the way you all bag on Harry..well what can I say , I always hated the talkbackers..this forum is like 4chan but with more pedophiles and imbeciles.
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Like maybe seeing if she's got a false leg. Or perhaps see something that's really revolting, like JackNanceRevenge finally being given the opportunity to finger her crusty vagina.
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Swaney doesn't judge, my rainbow-colored friend.
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just, just stop posting. You're embarrassing yourself.
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...and I'm guessing the "dont go full retard" advice comes from your own personal experience.
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Apr 26, 2009 6:42:34 PM CDT
The nipples are the ONLY talented part of ScriptGirl
by scriptgirl_nipples
She should show them once in a while, then I might just give a fuck about her attention seeking videos.
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Is she short?
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you could have at least told us about how she looks below the ribcage
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Who cares about this cunt? No one.
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Apr 26, 2009 6:47:03 PM CDT
JoshSwaneyFuckedScriptGirl = TRUEST SHIT I EVER SAID!
by dannyglovers_dickblood
GREATEST HANDLE EVER!! I'm gonna make a new handle tribute to Script Girl: CRUCIFY_THE_WHORE
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If you look here you'll see why: http://tinyurl.com/cjdb7d
Yes, yes, those are nice, but if you take your gaze north...
You'll see a Lunatics Grin
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..I thought I heard something.....shhhh......o.k. Nevermind.
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but you can't graaaab 'em."
"It's it. What is it?" -
I know all u'r wires don't fully connect but this is a public forum. Everyone reads your comments. Understand?
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Only works for cockney cab drivers. Remember when Larry David used it at a party. Or his "beloved cunt" obit for the wife's aunt. When the hell is that show going to be back on?
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Boring, uninteresting news about script *sales* with really unfunny jokes uncomfortably crammed in. I really don't understand Harry's fascination with her. If anyone else had written in with this same "news" in PRINT it would not be published. This shit is nothing special at all. All that these disturbing TBs serve to do is encourage Harry to continue a lame column that pimps out a shallow excuse for news.
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Apr 26, 2009 6:59:43 PM CDT
FUCK YOU KOOZE O' GAY. I WELL FIND YOU AND KICK YOU'RE MOTHERFUC
by lobo-tor
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Do you realize how futile that is?
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Scriptgirl User (adj): see also DINO_VThat's not the definition you were hoping for I bet.
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This is not a "Curb" talkback, polesmoker.
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could get her a job on Fox maybe
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Could not disagree more. Especially this week. The Susan Boyle bit was a funny dose of Hollywood bashing humor. And "That woman is boner poison" is a doozy of a line.
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I've always considered you the only SG hater with any intelligence whatsoever. Some of your comments are even humorous. I'm disappointed when you sink to the lower levels of the averqage TB'er.
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End of report apologies will get you everywhere.
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DIGRESSIONS! ALL HAIL HE WHO HAS COME FROM THE SKY TO SAVE US FROM RANDOM MENTIONS OF LARRY DAVID!!
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Apr 26, 2009 7:18:47 PM CDT
If you even fucking menton my name again O'FAG I WILL TOTALLY
by lobo-tor
BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR ASS. I AN A COP AND KNOW HOW TOO FIND YOU IN LIKE 5 MINITES
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What department? Keystone?
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Apr 26, 2009 7:22:56 PM CDT
Thanks you, Danny. You are a true professional...
by joshswaneyfuckedscriptgirl
What's not professional? These fucking videos.
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I'm waiting!
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He can't spell your fucking name well enough to find you.
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Apr 26, 2009 7:34:25 PM CDT
JTC: That's right...bow at my feet you ignorant bitch!
by fuckmichaelbay
YOUR ABRUPT SEGWAYS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!
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Apr 26, 2009 7:42:09 PM CDT
your making me mad COCKFAGS! just shut you're fucking holes or y
by lobo-tor
be fucking sorrier than you ever been in your life. I can find you all
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This is like brilliant, Borat-style comedy. The guy never leaves character. Has to be.
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Apr 26, 2009 7:44:43 PM CDT
these whole sight is nothing but a bunge of assholes with tiny d
by lobo-tor
and to much spare time!
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That they learned how to spell and make sense when they write. Damn bastards!
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How many have been about the content of the video (by content I mean talking points not tits)? If Quint or Capone or anyone else did this, as some above have discussed, they would, on a weekly basis, probably get about one tenth the number of comments SG's Youtube video has gotten this week. However, I'd wager almost every single one of those comments would be about the scripts being sold and not about how much people hate, or love, the column or whether or not Quint or Capone sucked-off Harry to deliver said news.Scriptgirl amuses Harry and her videos always generate a lot of traffic on Saturdays and Sundays when this site can be like a ghost-town (especially if SNL is in reruns). The only form of protest that is heard around here is silence. If Scriptgirl truly displeases you, stay away. Don't click, don't post, don't concern yourself with it. She's been on here close to a year. All arguments have been made. There is nothing new to be said (it's true, I've actually said this before).
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PEICE OF SHIT AND SO IS CONTENENTALOP. I MAKE 1 CALL AND YOU BOTH ARE END UP IN JAIL SMOKING BLACKCOCK FOR BREKFAST. TRY ME IF YOU DONT BELEIVE IT
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Apr 26, 2009 7:52:11 PM CDT
Lobotomy-torture is for real and still has yet to figure out...
by fuckmichaelbay
...that his subject lines are all cut-off. Or is that the comedy?
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I'm trying you. Make it happen.
And remember, I like orange juice and toast to go with my blackcock for "brekfast."
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In many ways, he is your spiritual son.
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I've got a hunger for smoking blackcock in jail.
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Apr 26, 2009 8:03:48 PM CDT
keep laughing gays until you get you're asshole ripped out with
by lobo-tor
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the suspense is KILLING me!!!
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...and a picture of John_T-Chance came up.
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Trying to rack up TB posts the same way you rack up SG video hits: you just keep on clicking and posting and pretend its because she's popular. Dirty pool, old man.
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For sheer randomness in his posts.
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As much as I like to point out the lies and BULLSHIT that Harry tries to spread regarding SG, Big Jim is right- this shit will STOP being posted when everyone stops responding to it. Unfortunately, I REALLY want Harry to know how shitty this "column" is.
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I think I can feel the spit hit my face during his foaming rants.
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BLOWS MY MIND!!
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Big Dumb Ape's posts are still here. Did I miss someone?
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Is it true Script Girl is a hermaphrodite?
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He never even got to finish his sentence. Now we will never know what he wanted to rip out our assholes with. sniff.
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One tin soldier rides away. Sniff.
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He's like a living olive branch. He sacrificed himself so that we may all point and laugh at him instead of each other. Amazing. Lobo-tor, I salute you.
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don't all your posts get deleted if your banned?
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http://tinyurl.com/ch4qrl
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Is brilliant. Lionsgate needs to sign him to a 3 picture deal. If he really was banned it would yet be another disgraceful step down for this web site.....
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"I'll have Jennifer Lewkowicz's head bobbing in my lap by the time Logan gets adamantizized, with her +1 watching."
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Apr 26, 2009 9:30:30 PM CDT
Script-Girl put something in Harry's beer and she stole his wall
by leafar the lost
Harry quickly drank his beer, and then he took off his clothes and waited for Script-Girl on the bed while she took a quick shower. When he woke up she was gone, his wallet was gone, and his asshole felt like someone had stuck a bottle up it.
You weren't the first guy to fall for her charms, Harry, and you will not be the last. The best thing that you can do is try to forget about the whole thing, and stop putting this whore on your web site. She is just using you, Harry. Losing your wallet and butt-hole virginity is just the start. Don't believe her lies... -
I dont even know where to begin. He thinks hes morphing into some sort of Gonzo journalist, where he makes things up and injects himself into the story. Like we're REALLY supposed to believe that you met this chick in some sort of LA bar and you guys had dinner and got drunk and flirted and BLAH BLAH BLAH! Was the bar wheelchair accessable? Im calling Shenanigans on this Harry. You barely ever leave your shack in Austin. That being said, are'nt you supposed to be "married" Harry? And you write something like that as your tagline to the SG link, for the whole world to read? If I was your wife, I'd kick you in the balls and throw your sorry ass out of the fucking house. Personally, like just about everything else you write about, I think your marraige, your "thing" with SG is all hype and publicity to further this websites cause and try and put dollars in your pocket. I think Harry writes bullshit like this because he KNOWS there will be 1000 posts on it within 24 hours and this is somehow generating "publicity" for this website. Im not sure how else to explain it. I know Im rambling but WHY ELSE would Harry post such a mocking, arrogant, lame paragraph about SG? He KNOWS we all hate her. He MUST read the TB's on this stuff, yet he writes something like that? Seriously, read that paragraph again. Its written in a TOTALLY sarcastic, arrogant tone. The only thing I can think of is that this fat fuck is trying to start a flame war, and its working. I still love this site, and LOVE reading the talkbacks, but I think its pretty fucked up that the founder of this site would use the fans, the people that put food in his fat belly, as some sort of Pavlovian type experiment to see how many posts he can generate in 48 hrs. Its totally lame Harry. Either that or he really HAS completely lost touch with reality. Dont forget guys, its not so much the SG link, that I can live with, but read that paragraph again. Hes basically mocking us and telling us to go fuck ourselves. Oh yeah, and for the record, Harry, you are the WORST reviewer on this site. Your grammer is atrocious; your taste in films is "at best" below average and your sentence structure is so bad it's almost incoherent. Am I making myself clear? You might want to come on this TB and once and for all explain WHY you continue to mock your fans, your loyal readers, when we ALL (90%?) hate this column and everything it stands for. Its not so much SG Harry, its the fact that you CLEARLY dont give a shit about us fans, i.e., the people that made you "famous"
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the entertainment value of you being a hysterical cunt while completely ignored by harry, sg and appearently by final draft is priceless
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Apr 26, 2009 10:08:30 PM CDT
HUC: "appearently" really? You wanna try that again angrytyper?
by fuckmichaelbay
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And HighlyUnstable blah-blah is just a big, fat jerk.
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you don't know shit, u fool!
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They seem smaller, and they weren't exactly ginormous to begin with. Can't you people stop fucking watching her shit? What she does is immensely pointless.
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30 odd lines of complaints by benlinus that none cares about...yeah, point well taken
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she will succeed and you will fail...actually you failed already
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Neither should you.
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thanks for the post, buddy
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Talkbackers are really angry. I didn't know ScriptGirl was such an affront to everything all the haters seem to hold sacred. Ah well, I guess I'm just not meant to understand. *shrugs*
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I don't think I can keep up with you. So from now on, I'll just ignore you to save myself the inevitable embarrassment.
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was outted on this site last year. He camouflgaed himself as a screenwriter but the facade eroded within one week. Gauging his "talkback" (forfeiture of flexibility, imagination, etc.), one can detect his alter egos on this thread (zip credibility, sophomoric prose, lashing-out fluffballs at the SG offenders). Nancy, in reality, passes-out towels (men's room) in the Hollywood Boulevard appendage of McDonald's. Claim to fame: tried to seduce aq slumming Jaleel White with a hula dance (don't ask). Can't pick-up a check or women. As for ScriptGirl. ScriptWho? Her 15 minutes have long expired. She reminds me of the average Jane characters in horror films who are guaeanteed survival. Or a groupie at a Carrot Top "concert".
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it's not an argument...i am just stating a fact
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is the "15 minute" before or after the 800k+ views or before or after final draft boxes showed up on the set?
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that Susan Boyle has some impressive coattails, yes indeed...
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Apr 26, 2009 10:52:06 PM CDT
At over 400 posts, this is the biggest TB at the moment.
by amy chasing
Whether you like ScriptGirl or not, she's going to be linked to this site for a while to come. I can't say I've ever watched one of her shows all the way through (I'm on satellite broadband in Australia so I can't afford to waste bandwidth) but from what little I've seen she's a pretty girl that reviews scripts with not particularly funny comedy skits interspersed thoughout the show. Maybe YouTube-ing this stuff gets more views than just typing up reviews and putting a different sexy photo with them (and dropping the comedy until she gets a decent writer). I dunno - is her work considered popular? Guess what ever boats yer float.
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The ratings are bullshit (see above). There's just not a market for average-looking chicks who are handicapped with a "suckee" writing aptitude. In reality, her forfeiture of fans is, really, quite trivial. She's one of the night people? More like one of the Village People.
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Good night and God bless...
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yes, indeed aicn talkbackers are the true trendsetters...let the unwashed masses gather around for some enlightenment
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Buy Final Cut Studio from Apple ( wait a month or so supposedly new version coming out RSN )
Learn how to use FCP, particularly Motion... tutorials on the web, since film school is obviously outside your range.
Buy a boom mic. Or just buy your basic freaking USB mic and place it outside of the frame.
Buy some egg crate foam for the office... it sounds like a bathroom.
Black out the fucking window behind you it glares so bad on her glasses WTF
I have a feeling scriptgirl does her own makeup because she does indeed look hot. I imagine if you guys did her makeup for her it would end up somewhere between Las Vegas showgirl hasbeen and bozo the clown. -
that Script Girl is popular on AICN for the reasons she and Harry intend is seriously fucking stupid.
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I don't remember one word or even the tits.
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Oh..best thing about the Sheraton Universal; the bar can absolutely CRAWL with a combination of Japanese tourists, businessmen and Escorts....makes for insane people watching. Plus it is right across the freeway from Vivid...so you get the occasional porn person as well. Hey..wait a minute..SG...Close to Vivid...hmmmmmm. Career change?
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Hey, I have ribs. Eat ME!
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Nice to see the Talkbackers out in force and letting it be known that they WON'T be served up such utter bullshit without a challenge or at least SOME push-back.(wiping a tear from my furry ape cheek) I'm so proud of you all...
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I agree ScriptGirl is terrible concept, but how can anyone take seriously the claims it should be stopped when you guys make it a widely commented-upon thread? You have to ignore it if you want it to go away not make it the most popular thing on the site. Your deating your own purpose.
btw, it's hysterical to see some of you hypocrites call her an "attention whore" considering your antics on the site. -
No, FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!! How arrogant you are to point out other peoples mistakes here and yet you write..."YOUR ABRUPT SEGWAYS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED"!
How does a 2 wheeled personal vehicle fit into your retort? Something about a pot and a kettle.....
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My teenage son put it very well. How much rage could a nerdrager rage if a nerdrager could rage at nerds? (Yeah, I know it doesn't quite work, but it made me laugh.) Thanks for the funnies!
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......then maybe I could take her serious.
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Look. We know how this works. Ignore this dreck, let submorons like Dino and JNR post single line spam to drive up the numbers and it will go away. For the record, I loathe this segment, but have come to terms with the fact that there is fuck all we can do about it.
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Seriously she sucks Dick Blood
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take a fucking look at yourself, dude. Millions of people every week point out to you how you're fucking losing it. I'll give you a few examples: Ignoring OUTLANDER for no good reason, schilling Twilight, Gone, Shitgirl's continued presence despite the obvious loathing of the community. That's just off the top of my head, but looking at it, they all display the same flaw- Harry no longer understands (or even has the same tastes) as the rest of us. This is fine, your tastes do change with age, and he's been doing this a long fucking time, but maybe it's time for him to hand over the fucking reins to someone that can relate to the audience?
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I practically run this site anywways
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seriously, he's one fucking step away from pushing Hannah Montana on the grounds that "it's a gateway into geek friendly rockumentary stuff like This is Spinal Tap, and you guys should just give it a chance" What the fuck is wrong with him at the moment? He's moved so far away from us it's untrue- Headgeek is the worst possible TB handle for him nowadays.
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script girl is really, really shit.
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Scriptgirl offers some of us a chance to blow off some serious steam. It's kind of therapeutic typing significant streams of swear words in block capitals with people who share the hate. In a funny kind of way a sense of community has grown around this hate and, to be honest, the talkbacks have been better on this site than the articles for quite a while now.
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I thought I made that point clear. For so many years this was a site FOR the fans, for the Geeks. For the most part, it still is. MY POINT is that Harry, who is the FOUNDER of this site basically doesnt give a CRAP about the fans anymore, by his mocking, fuck the readers opinion, paragraph intoducing the SG link. If he had just said: "Hey folks, Harry here, with the latest installment, enjoy" that would have been bearable, but his "Scriptgirl wanted me to thank all of you that helped propel last week's episode to well over 800,000 views - her most successful one yet. But we can and will do better" is seriously a BITCH SLAP to all the TB'ers. Its basically Harry making fun of us, and its NOT fucking funny. Look, I understand, in the grand scheme of things, who gives a fuck, what with Somalia, Swine Flu and the fact that Ive been laid off for 4 months after 15 years in, with a wife and a kid. Sure, I get it, its an entertainment site. But when youve been coming here for 10 years, you take even the most trivial shit kinda personal. That being said, LostJarv pretty much sums it up in shorter and clearer prose than me. I guess I have more time on my hands. Also, HighlyUnstableConcoction, I'm not gonna get into a name calling contest with you. Im sure you would win. All I'll say is that these TB's have been about the "people" voicing thier views and opinions; sometimes in hilarious and filthy ways. I will continue to do so, and I guess, so should you.
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Ever hear of troll bait? I got me a big one!
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Fighting to the death for a bottle of sunscreen and the shade under the umbrella..Laughs a plenty ...
but if you do get her at the beach make sure to take pictures.. -
is he still waiting at Santa Monica pier to bash up the TB'ers who taunted him?
I really enjoyed his old-fashioned "Hahahahahahaha" post.
Furious rage+Zero writing skills=Mucho amusement for the rest of us. -
If she aint the resemblance is startling
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm889293568/nm1790431 -
Why do you think he foisted Mo*iarty on us all these years? Because it's entertaining to watch people's tops blow off. The more we entertain Harry (and eachother) with our outrage about Scriptgirl the longer she'll be here.
I do not like the way they get hits on their YouTube by "responding" to other popular videos, and I think ScriptGirl is just being used by her boyfriend to showcase his lame comedy skits (it's totally not her project, she's just being a good girlfriend and going along with her boyfriend's project).
I don't know how Harry counts hits, but if you want to just read the talkback, and not give hits to the article itself, do this ... when you see a new ScriptGirl article on the main page, RIGHT click on it, copy the address, paste it into your address window at the top of your browser, and edit out "node" and replace it with "talkback_display" and you'll get the talkback without having clicked on the actual ScriptGirl article. -
he'll like all this talkbacker 'outrage', if only to be contrary, and he's made no bones about his dislike of Talkbackers. You can only tell what gets to him by who gets banned and what gets deleted.
If you wanted rid of this Scriptgirl team, people should have just stayed away at the beginning and it would have died off and gone away. I bet even he probably wants to end it now, but he can't be seen to back down so instead he'll just champion it even more. That's what i'd do in his position, too. -
...to see such nice natural tits these days...make me want to flog the monkey here at work...fapfapfapfapfapfap :D
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...to see such nice natural tits these days...make me want to flog the monkey here at work...fapfapfapfapfapfap :D
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...to see such nice natural tits these days...make me want to flog the monkey here at work...fapfapfapfapfapfap :D
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bite me
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Harry "dislikes" the talkbackers? The very people who have made him the "star" that he is? Why would he feel like this. Im confused. I thought Harry Knowles was "one of us" and that was the great thing about this site. Made by the fans, for the fans. This is a revelation to me. So if im to understand correctly, we are mere "entertainment" for Harry. Hence, he instigates these flame wars, becuase it "entertains" him? I find that disturbing.
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I think her column adds something to the site which is lacking when it comes to the industry. I just wish she would not shove her cleavage in the cam and run around in her undies. She seems like she could do a classy presentation if she tried.
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In emulating his hero, Robert Rodriguez, Harry was csught screwing around with Scriptgirl and is now getting a divorce.
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Apr 27, 2009 2:06:08 PM CDT
benlinus, you always turn on the ones you used to hang with
by terry1978
Though in Harry's case, I don't think that's what it is.
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http://tinyurl.com/bqqrvx
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Damn it. You got me.
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That Danny has two underscores. The original has 1. Unless Danny is messing with us.
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Fake
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To try to pass yourself off as another TBer. Unless it was only to pull off the Rick Roll joke, than maybe I will let it pass.
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In a world gone mad DGDB speaks the truth, I can't even click on the script girl link, just the thought gives me the shudders, With production values that make every Roger Corman flick look like it's been touched by ILM.
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problem solved
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i mean holyfuck, if i was a yank and sounded like that, id kill myself..
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she is sucking the cobwebs off of your 3 inch killer for this school boy rant and unearned exposure that you have graced her with.
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You mean like Beyonce?
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Bale, you might as well have had the ribs. Very amateur.
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...I'm a modest guy, but honestly this ball-less motherfucker doesn't deserve to pick the dandruff from my fucking pubes.Someone needs to take a trenching shovel to this motherfucker's face.
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Uhhhh sorry. Not my kinda material.
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DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD is worth LMFAO
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Stop trying to be anywhere near my level or christian Bales level you fucking hack!
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But now that we know you are out there you are easy to recognize. The double __ gives it away.
But I got to admit, pretty pathetic if that is how you try to "get" someone. Instead of taking someone on face to face you have to resort to cheap and cowardly tactics. There is a word for you:
Bitch. -
Whats funnier than a troll impostering a troll
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He makes insanity fun!
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I miss lobo-tor. I think maybe his doctors discovered he was off the asylum grounds and have brought him back.
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Answer = Anything.
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What has this world come to? Lobo-Tor is a mad genius.
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For having a completely retarded fanbase of losers that will click your weekly reports to see some half bewbs, and to hear trade magazines read out loud, along with some "comedy" skits.
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1) Harry is obv getting paid by "Scriptgirl". Sponsored link.
2) You will all miss Scriptgirl when she's gone. This is such a villain you love to hate situation. You all love coming to this talkback every week to vent and rage. -
Complete and utter dogshit. Why the fuck is this being posted on this site, other than to get a real angry talback going? Fuck off with this crap.
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I mean, even ignoring endorsing sad crap like this, when was the last enhancement, improvement or even just a simple change made to the site?
Seriously, effort left the building years ago... And Shite Girl being repeatedly endorsed just further exemplifies it. -
for a mere whiff of the Beyonce tomato patch. Musky.
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Undateable men hate the women they want and will never be able to touch. Go, on with the slagging.
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The credibility of this site has officially been shot in the scrotum. With a nail gun. Equipped with rusty nails. That were dipped in syphilitic urine. Harry's forehead-slappingly appalling pimping of TitWhore has plumbed new depths of shit sucking stupidity, and I curse my decision to swing on by the old AICN to see if maybe, just maybe, things had improved since my last visit some months ago. And this is the shit I get. Fuck TitWhore, Fuck Harry Knowles, Fuck AICN. In the mouth. After the ass. And relish the taste.
DickBallsworth has left the building. -
... I just think he finds the kerfuffle about SG amusing. And knows that kerfuffle equals involvement by the readers.
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And a sniff of Script Girl's worn panties.
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