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The Trailer For Rob Zombie's H2 Might Surprise You...

Beaks here...

Let's see... the ghost-white shape mask is gone, the main theme has been jettisoned, and he's gone from scope to flat. Perhaps they should call this one ROB ZOMBIE'S HALLOWEEN, and re-title that '07 abomination SORRY, JOHN.

I have not been the biggest Rob Zombie fan, but I'm receptive to the idea that he might one day make a horror movie that truly unnerves. And while I loathed what he did to John Carpenter's classic the last time out, the trailer for H2, which just premiered at Yahoo! Movies, at the very least looks original. The abandoned hospital stuff in the first minute is damned effective. As for the new-look Michael Myers, I've got to say that the hulking drifter look is pretty terrifying.

So here's hoping that Zombie doesn't go overboard with campy music cues and distracting celebrity cameos. Okay, it looks like it's too late to cut back on the latter (the IMDb tells me that Howard Hesseman, Margot Kidder and "Weird" Al Yankovic will drop in at some point), but... I'm trying to be positive here. I'm honestly intrigued by this trailer. Thrill me, Rob.

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first??
by pdennett316
Apr 24th, 2009
04:10:48 PM
FIRST BITCHES
by Kief_Ledger
Apr 24th, 2009
04:10:52 PM
looks profoundly stupid
by hegele
Apr 24th, 2009
04:11:13 PM
Yess!!!!!
by pdennett316
Apr 24th, 2009
04:12:51 PM
Pass the sauce
by CashGozere
Apr 24th, 2009
04:14:19 PM
I don't know what's weirder....
by MY_BLUE_PENIS
Apr 24th, 2009
04:14:40 PM
Rob Zombie's Dirty Drifter
by Vic Twenty
Apr 24th, 2009
04:14:47 PM

by DDillustration
Apr 24th, 2009
04:16:39 PM
Just watched it....
by pdennett316
Apr 24th, 2009
04:19:43 PM
Looks Stupid!
by HerbWestAustin
Apr 24th, 2009
04:20:59 PM
"He has evolved..."
by loafroaster
Apr 24th, 2009
04:22:02 PM
suprising because it's worse than everything ever?
by spooky2k
Apr 24th, 2009
04:23:06 PM
No Beaks
by OGoncho
Apr 24th, 2009
04:24:39 PM
Zombie is a horrible writer
by IndustryKiller!
Apr 24th, 2009
04:25:41 PM
I'm Surprised!!!!!
by landrvr1
Apr 24th, 2009
04:26:04 PM
hmmm
by imascooby1985
Apr 24th, 2009
04:27:05 PM
trying to be positive?
by Raging Dogs Productions
Apr 24th, 2009
04:28:48 PM
looks like Poo poo but
by StrokerX
Apr 24th, 2009
04:30:12 PM
What's the word on Rob's "Tyrannosaurus Rex" flick?
by Clarence Boddicker
Apr 24th, 2009
04:30:29 PM
Wow christ
by WarpedElements
Apr 24th, 2009
04:30:42 PM
Why God Why
by lockesbrokenleg
Apr 24th, 2009
04:34:28 PM
Um... No?
by Viewer 3
Apr 24th, 2009
04:37:51 PM
The Mask
by mrbeaks
Apr 24th, 2009
04:38:04 PM
ROB ZOMBIE STAND AND DELIVER!!
by blakindigo
Apr 24th, 2009
04:39:52 PM
A TRULY scary mask
by gavdiggity
Apr 24th, 2009
04:40:27 PM
And...
by Viewer 3
Apr 24th, 2009
04:42:31 PM
I always feel dirty watching his films...
by chuffsterUK
Apr 24th, 2009
04:44:09 PM
This says it all.
by Vladimir_Ilyich_Ulyanov
Apr 24th, 2009
04:44:58 PM
LOOKS TERRIBLE
by howzah
Apr 24th, 2009
04:47:27 PM
Back story...
by Wolfman57
Apr 24th, 2009
04:48:01 PM
Modern slasher remakes fail—
by blakindigo
Apr 24th, 2009
04:49:34 PM
Looks excellent....
by Imperius
Apr 24th, 2009
04:50:38 PM
"What is he, a fucking mutant?"
by rsanta74
Apr 24th, 2009
04:51:25 PM
Also.....
by Imperius
Apr 24th, 2009
04:53:02 PM
Whats up the lame mother ghost/halluciantion
by Lovecraftfan
Apr 24th, 2009
04:55:02 PM
WWE's Undertaker as Myers? Looks like FUCKING SHIT. AGAIN.
by la_sith
Apr 24th, 2009
04:57:56 PM
Garbage mouth hicks part 2
by Knobules
Apr 24th, 2009
04:58:31 PM
I saw this new Micheal Myers in......
by ragunax
Apr 24th, 2009
05:01:11 PM
Good thing Sherri Moon hooked up with Rob Zombie.
by rev_skarekroe
Apr 24th, 2009
05:01:46 PM
Because Halloween 2 has too many syllables...
by SoylentMean
Apr 24th, 2009
05:01:51 PM
The mom thing is lame
by ragunax
Apr 24th, 2009
05:02:03 PM
@ThePilgrim
by blakindigo
Apr 24th, 2009
05:02:35 PM
So, Zombie will never make a movie without the wife
by SoylentMean
Apr 24th, 2009
05:03:27 PM
What I don't understand from the get-go is why
by skimn
Apr 24th, 2009
05:06:18 PM
"The further Zombie gets away from Carpenter..."
by Continentalop
Apr 24th, 2009
05:07:13 PM
THIS TRAILER FUCKING SUCKS
by IKnowStuff
Apr 24th, 2009
05:08:22 PM
Right on skimn
by Continentalop
Apr 24th, 2009
05:08:47 PM
FUCK SHERI MOON!!!!
by IKnowStuff
Apr 24th, 2009
05:09:31 PM
It's shit. That didn't surprise me.
by JackPumpkinhead
Apr 24th, 2009
05:11:45 PM
SoylentMean
by SunTzu77
Apr 24th, 2009
05:12:17 PM
Imperius
by Vladimir_Ilyich_Ulyanov
Apr 24th, 2009
05:12:31 PM
Shite
by Super Rabbi
Apr 24th, 2009
05:12:48 PM
What the fuck... Sheri Moon AGAIN?
by scrivener
Apr 24th, 2009
05:13:52 PM
I'd rather see a coherent trailer for Tyranosaurus Rex
by SoylentMean
Apr 24th, 2009
05:14:18 PM
Rob Zombie Needs To Make Up His Mind
by Cinemanimetal
Apr 24th, 2009
05:18:33 PM
So they are actually using "H2" as it's title?
by IndyCollector
Apr 24th, 2009
05:19:37 PM
Sherri Moon needs to stop acting, PERIOD.
by Mike_D
Apr 24th, 2009
05:19:50 PM
This trailer doesn't surprise me at all
by lockesbrokenleg
Apr 24th, 2009
05:19:56 PM
just, awful.
by grandlarseny
Apr 24th, 2009
05:21:26 PM
Something new Is what the audience NEEDS
by blakindigo
Apr 24th, 2009
05:22:13 PM
Not sure about the whole mothe angle
by caruso_stalker217
Apr 24th, 2009
05:26:19 PM
IndyCollector
by caruso_stalker217
Apr 24th, 2009
05:27:10 PM
Surprise Me How??
by IKnowStuff
Apr 24th, 2009
05:28:53 PM
Why the HELL aren't they releasing this...
by Rando Calrisian
Apr 24th, 2009
05:29:56 PM
"Weird" Al Yankovic as Loomis?
by Yoda's Ball Sack
Apr 24th, 2009
05:32:36 PM
I am sick of the love for "grindhouse"
by Continentalop
Apr 24th, 2009
05:33:05 PM
hoodie !
by Candy ass monkey suit
Apr 24th, 2009
05:33:09 PM
"WAKE the DUCK up"
by D.Vader
Apr 24th, 2009
05:35:19 PM
Yeah since when did Halloween occur in August?
by D.Vader
Apr 24th, 2009
05:37:19 PM
WTF His mom is a ghost?!
by RandomVillain
Apr 24th, 2009
05:37:25 PM
Hooded Michael Myers looks like Frankenstein
by D.Vader
Apr 24th, 2009
05:38:07 PM
Saw owns Halloween
by IKnowStuff
Apr 24th, 2009
05:38:47 PM
I don't like People messing with Carpenter
by blakindigo
Apr 24th, 2009
05:44:08 PM
Halloween 3...
by RandomVillain
Apr 24th, 2009
05:48:21 PM
Three words: "Emo Pod People"
by kevred
Apr 24th, 2009
05:50:51 PM
Quarantine was a good remake, or at least it was good
by SoylentMean
Apr 24th, 2009
05:54:11 PM
blakindigo
by Continentalop
Apr 24th, 2009
05:54:45 PM
Halloween 3=Stand alone film (at least the original)
by SoylentMean
Apr 24th, 2009
05:55:05 PM
maybe
by KevinMuller
Apr 24th, 2009
05:55:23 PM
Jason has the killer mommy not Michael....................... ..
by crackerfarmboy
Apr 24th, 2009
05:55:29 PM
IKNOWSTUFF - Re: SAW VI
by Kaiser Soze
Apr 24th, 2009
05:57:22 PM
blakindigo, I agree--good idea
by kevred
Apr 24th, 2009
05:57:22 PM
Imperious....I think not
by DrMorbius
Apr 24th, 2009
06:01:35 PM
Someone should remake Deathproof
by Continentalop
Apr 24th, 2009
06:02:20 PM
Danielle Harris was naked having sex in the 1st one?
by D.Vader
Apr 24th, 2009
06:02:45 PM
Sooo I guess this takes place on the other side
by Series7
Apr 24th, 2009
06:04:48 PM
Halloween 3......
by DrMorbius
Apr 24th, 2009
06:06:27 PM
Yah, I wonder
by blakindigo
Apr 24th, 2009
06:07:55 PM
How could anyone be remotely excited for this?
by MaxDembo1
Apr 24th, 2009
06:10:43 PM
Sheriff cast in Ridley Scott's Robin Hood
by scriptgirl_nipples
Apr 24th, 2009
06:10:52 PM
What the FUCK was that!?!?!???!
by Kid Idioteque
Apr 24th, 2009
06:13:59 PM
It looks shit. Just like EVERY OTHER Rob Zombie movie.
by The_Man_Behind_The_Curtain
Apr 24th, 2009
06:14:07 PM
RAPE!!!!!
by Gus Van Rant
Apr 24th, 2009
06:16:17 PM
Zombie should not be allowed to make any movie
by Dapper Swindler
Apr 24th, 2009
06:18:55 PM
The Devil's Rejects was an asbolute fluke.
by Kid Idioteque
Apr 24th, 2009
06:19:17 PM
More evolved?
by JumpinJehosaphat
Apr 24th, 2009
06:20:06 PM
You know what else I fucking hate?
by The_Man_Behind_The_Curtain
Apr 24th, 2009
06:20:46 PM
Myers smokes CIGARS in this one?!!!
by Zartan
Apr 24th, 2009
06:21:13 PM
Halloween remake could have been worse...
by mode_7
Apr 24th, 2009
06:21:29 PM
Rabbit Hood
by blakindigo
Apr 24th, 2009
06:23:32 PM
H2: The Quest to Employ Zombie's Talentless Wife
by Rob0729
Apr 24th, 2009
06:23:34 PM
When I hear the words "Rob Zombie", I think:
by gnarwhal_evan
Apr 24th, 2009
06:27:43 PM
For God's sake, PLEASE shorten the title!
by Iowa Snot Client
Apr 24th, 2009
06:28:26 PM
Zombie; great musician/rocker, horrible director
by Stalkeye
Apr 24th, 2009
06:30:27 PM
I think I'd rather watch his movies
by gnarwhal_evan
Apr 24th, 2009
06:32:44 PM
The_Man_Behind_The_Curtain
by Continentalop
Apr 24th, 2009
06:34:38 PM
Zombie's music=good mindless driving tunes
by SoylentMean
Apr 24th, 2009
06:35:14 PM
I'm sold...
by Logan_1973
Apr 24th, 2009
06:40:14 PM
Supercowbell.......
by DrMorbius
Apr 24th, 2009
06:43:04 PM
This will suck
by batzilla
Apr 24th, 2009
06:43:41 PM
Wait... is that cop Brad "Grima Chucky" Dourif?
by The Chosen
Apr 24th, 2009
06:45:50 PM
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: WOLVERINE
by AzulTool
Apr 24th, 2009
06:46:30 PM
What a surprise
by BrightEyes
Apr 24th, 2009
06:50:44 PM
Doesnt Matter
by skinnyboy30
Apr 24th, 2009
06:53:59 PM
If by suprised you mean bored, then yes i was bored.
by Mysterious_Volvo
Apr 24th, 2009
06:56:34 PM
Shitty nu metal garbage? I strongly digress
by Stalkeye
Apr 24th, 2009
06:58:54 PM
I've seen P2...
by pdennett316
Apr 24th, 2009
06:58:56 PM
CRAP
by georgecauldron
Apr 24th, 2009
06:59:42 PM
Danielle Harris?
by BanditDarville
Apr 24th, 2009
06:59:44 PM
Danielle Harris....
by pdennett316
Apr 24th, 2009
07:05:11 PM
soylentmean..
by Harold-Sherbort
Apr 24th, 2009
07:05:23 PM
John told zombie to "make it his own"
by Nivek666
Apr 24th, 2009
07:15:28 PM
Looks Worse Than The First - If That's Possible
by Croweyes1121
Apr 24th, 2009
07:19:22 PM
total shit
by Adelai Niska
Apr 24th, 2009
07:24:12 PM
The mask is there. What the fuck are you talking about?
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Apr 24th, 2009
07:32:17 PM
Halloween 3 is absolutely worth seeing
by SoylentMean
Apr 24th, 2009
07:32:36 PM
And I agree....bring on TYRANNOSAURUS FUCKING REX!!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Apr 24th, 2009
07:33:40 PM
Nivek666...
by pdennett316
Apr 24th, 2009
07:35:35 PM
There's nothing intriguing about this
by MattmanReturns
Apr 24th, 2009
07:36:05 PM
The original is a GREAT film
by SoylentMean
Apr 24th, 2009
07:38:02 PM
Danny, the original Halloween
by MattmanReturns
Apr 24th, 2009
07:39:06 PM
Soylent, couldn't agree more...
by pdennett316
Apr 24th, 2009
07:40:59 PM
Also, rednecks aren't scary... they're just goofy
by MattmanReturns
Apr 24th, 2009
07:42:01 PM
I love yah DANNY...
by Continentalop
Apr 24th, 2009
07:42:47 PM
FUCK THIS ABORTION
by JeanLuc Dickhard
Apr 24th, 2009
07:43:30 PM
MattManReturns....
by pdennett316
Apr 24th, 2009
07:44:03 PM
Rob Zombie is to horror
by Turd Furgeson
Apr 24th, 2009
07:44:47 PM
Continental -- I love you too sugar tits....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Apr 24th, 2009
07:46:22 PM
MattmanReturns = IS A FUCKING PIMP.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Apr 24th, 2009
07:47:08 PM
And I've said for years Rob needs to get in a different genre.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Apr 24th, 2009
07:48:03 PM
Check the spoiler at the other AICN website
by Turd Furgeson
Apr 24th, 2009
07:48:03 PM
No, rednecks can be scary...
by Continentalop
Apr 24th, 2009
07:48:56 PM
Classic Halloween is classic 70's horror
by D.Vader
Apr 24th, 2009
07:50:19 PM
I think the problem with rednecks is they are unlikable....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Apr 24th, 2009
07:51:22 PM
Well....overall I can give a fuck about horror films.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Apr 24th, 2009
07:52:04 PM
NASCAR fans- SCARY
by D.Vader
Apr 24th, 2009
07:52:17 PM
Yes, compare it to Psycho
by Continentalop
Apr 24th, 2009
07:55:18 PM
You know you are a redneck...
by Continentalop
Apr 24th, 2009
07:56:11 PM
Continentalop, I stand corrected.
by MattmanReturns
Apr 24th, 2009
07:58:40 PM
I like horror movies...
by Continentalop
Apr 24th, 2009
08:00:38 PM
Nothing wrong with rednecks, as long its not the...
by SoylentMean
Apr 24th, 2009
08:02:34 PM
Wait, didn't Zombie just compare his H2 to Psycho?
by SoylentMean
Apr 24th, 2009
08:03:57 PM
I think the "boring" nature of the original "HALLOWEEEN"
by blakindigo
Apr 24th, 2009
08:04:56 PM
Suspense≠boring unless the conflict and/or characters aren't wor
by blakindigo
Apr 24th, 2009
08:06:36 PM
ALIEN never bores me
by MattmanReturns
Apr 24th, 2009
08:10:10 PM
Which are those, Danny?
by D.Vader
Apr 24th, 2009
08:10:42 PM
SoylentMean
by Continentalop
Apr 24th, 2009
08:11:07 PM
This looks 100 times WORSE than the last one.
by JuanSanchez
Apr 24th, 2009
08:11:31 PM
I loved ROB ZOMBIE'S HALLOWEEN
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Apr 24th, 2009
08:12:00 PM
'07 shat on the original, this looks to be douching with it
by JuanSanchez
Apr 24th, 2009
08:12:33 PM
At least its not PromNight
by D.Vader
Apr 24th, 2009
08:15:42 PM
FUCK YOU that we should trust this shit
by Professor_Monster
Apr 24th, 2009
08:18:28 PM
Whatever
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Apr 24th, 2009
08:20:11 PM
Make your own crap, stop pissing on Halloween you POS
by JuanSanchez
Apr 24th, 2009
08:21:35 PM
D.Vader
by blakindigo
Apr 24th, 2009
08:23:40 PM
The original Halloween was great, but in a
by lockesbrokenleg
Apr 24th, 2009
08:25:06 PM
blakindigo
by Continentalop
Apr 24th, 2009
08:28:05 PM
Seriously - I wish Zombie would just die.
by JuanSanchez
Apr 24th, 2009
08:29:49 PM
What didnt surprise us...his awful wife's acting again
by quantize
Apr 24th, 2009
08:31:23 PM
JEEZUS! "Black Christmas"
by blakindigo
Apr 24th, 2009
08:37:03 PM
I Have No Intention On seeing This
by Broseph
Apr 24th, 2009
08:37:24 PM
Zombie will never get a cent out of me. Die, you fuck!
by JuanSanchez
Apr 24th, 2009
08:38:32 PM
So I'm in the minority
by kinksy
Apr 24th, 2009
08:49:26 PM
Don't want to put words in your mouth, JuanSanchez
by Continentalop
Apr 24th, 2009
08:49:54 PM
Just call it Halloween 2, What's up with H2? Dumb
by Orionsangels
Apr 24th, 2009
08:50:23 PM
DIDN'T SURPRISE ME...
by johnnyrandom
Apr 24th, 2009
09:09:05 PM
FIRST one
by TheExterminator
Apr 24th, 2009
09:13:17 PM
Continetalop - he's a skidmark on cinema.
by JuanSanchez
Apr 24th, 2009
09:16:34 PM
fritt vilt 2
by TheExterminator
Apr 24th, 2009
09:18:41 PM
Please Don't Let Him Anywhere Near PHANTASM
by landrvr1
Apr 24th, 2009
09:26:29 PM
yes please
by ultragoregrind
Apr 24th, 2009
09:33:41 PM
ENOUGH with Remakes and "Reboots"
by rayseedy
Apr 24th, 2009
09:35:55 PM
Well, someone better remake Killer Klowns from Outer Space
by Dapper Swindler
Apr 24th, 2009
09:47:13 PM
Get out the lube and tissues because...
by ChuckImania
Apr 24th, 2009
09:53:38 PM
Dapper Swinder
by ChuckImania
Apr 24th, 2009
09:55:43 PM
Zombie "innovated things with the genre"??
by m_prevette
Apr 24th, 2009
10:19:49 PM
Seriously - he's not innovative. He copies what he likes.
by JuanSanchez
Apr 24th, 2009
10:22:39 PM
Blakindigo, that's a tough call, PromNight or The Fog
by D.Vader
Apr 24th, 2009
10:22:56 PM
ChuckImania
by Continentalop
Apr 24th, 2009
10:23:50 PM
Hit Post it to early
by Continentalop
Apr 24th, 2009
10:31:13 PM
Prom NIght–The lamp scene
by blakindigo
Apr 24th, 2009
10:39:13 PM
hardly
by dagwood
Apr 24th, 2009
10:40:11 PM
Continentalop
by blakindigo
Apr 24th, 2009
10:57:13 PM
I find my lack—
by blakindigo
Apr 24th, 2009
10:58:54 PM
Continentalop cont'd
by blakindigo
Apr 24th, 2009
11:09:10 PM
LOL!!!!!!!
by TheNipplesofGodReturns
Apr 24th, 2009
11:09:13 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
by TheNipplesofGodReturns
Apr 24th, 2009
11:11:13 PM
Insanity
by Slaphappy Slim
Apr 24th, 2009
11:27:18 PM
You had me at Weird Al Yankovic
by WhoDis
Apr 24th, 2009
11:35:44 PM
Oh, God, not another fanboy apologia tour for Rob Zombie
by reflecto
Apr 24th, 2009
11:57:15 PM
reflecto we don't know
by blakindigo
Apr 25th, 2009
12:01:16 AM
First one ws good
by Sir Mad
Apr 25th, 2009
12:25:16 AM
Come on, blakindigo, we know
by reflecto
Apr 25th, 2009
12:28:30 AM
But, I'm asking
by blakindigo
Apr 25th, 2009
12:34:38 AM
DAMMIT! Hit the button
by blakindigo
Apr 25th, 2009
12:37:04 AM
looks like
by Willy_Idle
Apr 25th, 2009
12:50:23 AM
Rob Zombie
by lokipan
Apr 25th, 2009
12:55:06 AM
Michael Myers...
by the_beard_of_Chuck_Norris
Apr 25th, 2009
01:01:42 AM
I'm gonna have to agree with Dickblood
by caruso_stalker217
Apr 25th, 2009
01:53:58 AM
I thought the trailer was sweet
by LongJohnny99
Apr 25th, 2009
02:05:00 AM
From a bit further up in the TB...
by LongJohnny99
Apr 25th, 2009
02:10:20 AM
Anyone apologizing for this dumb fuck are dumb fucks
by JuanSanchez
Apr 25th, 2009
02:11:42 AM
As for Loomis and the evolution comment
by LongJohnny99
Apr 25th, 2009
02:14:32 AM
We will see about the mother thing
by LongJohnny99
Apr 25th, 2009
02:21:52 AM
Say what you will about Zombie's HALLOWEEN...
by caruso_stalker217
Apr 25th, 2009
02:28:42 AM
And I like Michael with a hood
by caruso_stalker217
Apr 25th, 2009
02:30:25 AM
Yeah - why use the freakiest mask ever?
by JuanSanchez
Apr 25th, 2009
02:43:44 AM
Caruso
by MattmanReturns
Apr 25th, 2009
02:45:22 AM
The Myers-less Halloween 3 was better than Zombie's flick
by JuanSanchez
Apr 25th, 2009
02:46:31 AM
And why does Michael look like fucking Leatherface now?
by MattmanReturns
Apr 25th, 2009
02:47:03 AM
YES! FUCKING HOODS ARE COOL!
by caruso_stalker217
Apr 25th, 2009
02:48:03 AM
Mattman
by caruso_stalker217
Apr 25th, 2009
02:51:50 AM
I think Zombie made a big mistake with HALLOWEEN, though
by caruso_stalker217
Apr 25th, 2009
02:53:31 AM
Beaks...my god...
by Emit Brown
Apr 25th, 2009
03:30:55 AM
Seriously - I spaced out during the beginning of the trailer
by JuanSanchez
Apr 25th, 2009
03:39:56 AM
Bog-standard. And WHY does Michael now have accomplices?
by Sepulchrave
Apr 25th, 2009
03:58:53 AM
masks
by Vern
Apr 25th, 2009
04:11:26 AM
Rob Zombie PLEASE fuck off
by Brody77
Apr 25th, 2009
04:15:07 AM
Hatred for Zombie?
by Forsakyn
Apr 25th, 2009
04:25:02 AM
'Resurrection just got a whole lot better.
by celm02
Apr 25th, 2009
04:58:13 AM
Man, don't bring RESURRECTION into this
by caruso_stalker217
Apr 25th, 2009
05:13:34 AM
Garbage
by kwisatzhaderach
Apr 25th, 2009
06:07:07 AM
Fuck, at this point Glenn Danzig could prolly do a Better Hallow
by Stalkeye
Apr 25th, 2009
06:09:55 AM
The only time
by kwisatzhaderach
Apr 25th, 2009
06:13:19 AM
SPOILER!!! BUSTA RHYMES returns as MYERS
by r3write
Apr 25th, 2009
07:05:12 AM
He's a hack because he has a bag of old tricks and no skill
by reflecto
Apr 25th, 2009
07:10:49 AM
Only question raised by this thread: Trick r Treat this Fall?
by CreasyBear
Apr 25th, 2009
07:12:24 AM
Zombie's version of H3:
by Nosferatu Jones
Apr 25th, 2009
07:15:19 AM
EEP OP ORP OP OP!
by BringingSexyBack
Apr 25th, 2009
07:18:46 AM
BSB - you are showing your age
by toadkillerdog
Apr 25th, 2009
07:34:42 AM
TOADKILLAZ - I TOTALLY MISSPELLED THAT
by BringingSexyBack
Apr 25th, 2009
07:41:58 AM
Crap
by 1st and only
Apr 25th, 2009
07:56:53 AM
I walked out of his last film.
by hallmitchell
Apr 25th, 2009
08:28:44 AM
Zombie's films would be immediately better...
by moonlightdrive
Apr 25th, 2009
08:29:00 AM
If Weird" Al Yankovic was playing Myers.
by Yoda's Ball Sack
Apr 25th, 2009
09:19:59 AM
What the fuck has he done now?
by WickedJester
Apr 25th, 2009
09:31:45 AM
meh
by ugh
Apr 25th, 2009
09:54:45 AM
Horror films are 99% crap anyway
by Thot
Apr 25th, 2009
09:55:25 AM
How does that look any different from EVERY OTHER slasher film?
by Thugsnarf3000
Apr 25th, 2009
10:07:18 AM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Mylanta!!!
by wacko3205
Apr 25th, 2009
10:19:22 AM
Those who say that the original is not scary
by LongJohnny99
Apr 25th, 2009
11:18:58 AM
Where's Busta Rhymes?
by Senzafine
Apr 25th, 2009
11:21:56 AM

by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Apr 25th, 2009
11:26:11 AM
And how does it not make sense for the mask
by LongJohnny99
Apr 25th, 2009
11:35:08 AM
H2? That's really the title?
by I am_NOTREAL
Apr 25th, 2009
12:14:07 PM
How is this moving away from the first film?
by zooch
Apr 25th, 2009
12:21:57 PM
the cop at beginning, brad douriff? (sp)
by Warcraft
Apr 25th, 2009
12:55:25 PM
I'd like to see Michael Myers wear an Obama mask.
by scriptgirl_nipples
Apr 25th, 2009
01:15:10 PM
Oy
by thewizardofoz
Apr 25th, 2009
01:34:31 PM
Ugh, Busta Rhymes
by Stalkeye
Apr 25th, 2009
01:34:55 PM
AVATAR NEWS AND PICS!!!!!
by Kief_Ledger
Apr 25th, 2009
01:37:45 PM
I'd like to see Michael Meyers wear a Shrek mask
by D.Vader
Apr 25th, 2009
01:48:53 PM
Gray Blood?
by Zeegloo
Apr 25th, 2009
01:49:34 PM
H2
by the_beard_of_Chuck_Norris
Apr 25th, 2009
01:57:29 PM
H2
by the_beard_of_Chuck_Norris
Apr 25th, 2009
01:57:59 PM
What most viewers will fell toward H2...
by the_beard_of_Chuck_Norris
Apr 25th, 2009
01:59:59 PM
FEEL not FELL
by the_beard_of_Chuck_Norris
Apr 25th, 2009
02:00:47 PM
PLANT!
by Dr Gregory House
Apr 25th, 2009
02:15:31 PM
I though Rob Zombie's "H2" was about a humvee...
by MrMysteryGuest
Apr 25th, 2009
02:17:30 PM
It needs a Halloween theme...
by Royston Lodge
Apr 25th, 2009
02:21:44 PM
Are you people just that easy to please?
by Angry White baby
Apr 25th, 2009
02:38:28 PM
UGH!
by Saltoner
Apr 25th, 2009
02:40:35 PM
The Mask? Excellent.
by Stuntcock Mike
Apr 25th, 2009
03:03:39 PM
hate boners for H2
by Sir_Todd
Apr 25th, 2009
03:13:31 PM
Bea Arthur = dead
by Cedar_Room
Apr 25th, 2009
03:14:31 PM
At least Zombie's films
by ElvisPresLeeHorsleyHarveyOswal dOprahWinFreeJackHorkheimer
Apr 25th, 2009
03:15:15 PM
Maude is dead? I guess Myers ....
by Stalkeye
Apr 25th, 2009
03:17:27 PM
Damn, I was gonna break the Bea Arther News!
by Dr.DirtyD
Apr 25th, 2009
03:33:08 PM
Zombie shouldn't have used the theme in the first place
by caruso_stalker217
Apr 25th, 2009
03:52:31 PM
I ask again...Who funds Zombie? Or is it his own scratch?
by conspiracy
Apr 25th, 2009
04:01:51 PM
R.I.P Bea Arthur.
by Harold-Sherbort
Apr 25th, 2009
04:07:57 PM
He needs to STOP casting his wife
by beatleMatt
Apr 25th, 2009
04:09:58 PM
BEA ARTHUR DIED!!!
by lockesbrokenleg
Apr 25th, 2009
04:10:53 PM
Your opinion folks...Do "Slasher" films still work?
by conspiracy
Apr 25th, 2009
04:21:05 PM
SoylentMean
by OptimusCrime
Apr 25th, 2009
04:26:51 PM
Bea Arthur=Fucking Professional.
by conspiracy
Apr 25th, 2009
04:35:12 PM
Sherri Moon channeling otis from HO1KC...
by Monkey_King
Apr 25th, 2009
04:54:52 PM
Conspiracy what's a "Bate" vid and who are the Chans?
by D.Vader
Apr 25th, 2009
04:58:16 PM
Band wagon hoppers
by Seth Gecko
Apr 25th, 2009
05:03:39 PM
I liked the trailer
by Carri
Apr 25th, 2009
05:05:36 PM
SpakeHorseshit....more like it..
by quantize
Apr 25th, 2009
05:18:21 PM
You can say Zombie is hack, but
by j_ky2002
Apr 25th, 2009
06:09:48 PM
GO FUCK YOURSELF, ROB ZOMBIE!!! YOU SUCK!!!
by JuanSanchez
Apr 25th, 2009
07:26:19 PM
1st half Rocked
by JoplinCat
Apr 25th, 2009
07:30:00 PM
Trailer looks good
by kafka07
Apr 25th, 2009
07:51:09 PM
D.Vader...Dude...You are a professional...
by conspiracy
Apr 25th, 2009
08:02:34 PM
The title "H2"...
by Darth Mulder
Apr 25th, 2009
11:13:17 PM
Rob Zombie's best movie was Dances With Wolves
by WerePlatypus
Apr 25th, 2009
11:49:28 PM
Rob Zombie - doing the same tired shit year
by lockesbrokenleg
Apr 26th, 2009
01:14:52 AM
I hope when the trailer guy says "Rob Zombie completes.."
by King Conan
Apr 26th, 2009
01:23:20 AM
Or...
by NixEclips
Apr 26th, 2009
01:53:56 AM
Dammit.
by NixEclips
Apr 26th, 2009
01:54:43 AM
Why would I
by NixEclips
Apr 26th, 2009
01:55:47 AM
I googled it, Conspiracy
by D.Vader
Apr 26th, 2009
02:00:50 AM
RZ's Halloween was fucking great and...
by ecm
Apr 26th, 2009
02:45:25 AM
I don't think King Conan has seen RESURRECTION
by caruso_stalker217
Apr 26th, 2009
02:53:53 AM
The Shape should don a grass skirt
by thegreatwhatzit
Apr 26th, 2009
03:32:34 AM
How many accounts does Zombie have here to...
by JuanSanchez
Apr 26th, 2009
03:42:21 AM
talk himself up? No real person could like his shit!!!
by JuanSanchez
Apr 26th, 2009
03:43:21 AM
FUCK YOU AND DIE, ROB ZOMBIE!!!!!
by JuanSanchez
Apr 26th, 2009
03:43:54 AM
Continentalop
by ChuckImania
Apr 26th, 2009
05:48:07 AM
Rob doing another Halloween is a creative cop-out
by Stalkeye
Apr 26th, 2009
08:15:26 AM
Mommy egging on the son to kill
by Miss 45
Apr 26th, 2009
09:08:32 AM
Oh and yeah
by Miss 45
Apr 26th, 2009
09:09:23 AM
Talentless Hack
by Virdon
Apr 26th, 2009
10:25:13 AM
Stalkeye...
by j_ky2002
Apr 26th, 2009
10:31:40 AM
Zombie's Halloween was better than the original?
by Rob0729
Apr 26th, 2009
10:37:53 AM
ecm...
by Darth Mulder
Apr 26th, 2009
12:43:07 PM
I Liked the first one a lot actually
by ThaJackaL
Apr 26th, 2009
01:29:15 PM
Overboard cameos? LIKE HIS fucking WIFE ??
by FleshMachine
Apr 26th, 2009
02:14:35 PM
Daig Faerch...
by Darth Mulder
Apr 26th, 2009
02:30:51 PM
"Looks Original"?????
by ludovicotek
Apr 26th, 2009
02:38:48 PM
OptimusCrime, Quarantine was good, in context
by SoylentMean
Apr 26th, 2009
03:53:24 PM
Excatly, SoylentMean...
by j_ky2002
Apr 26th, 2009
04:21:32 PM
Shit the Bed!
by pokadoo
Apr 26th, 2009
04:51:21 PM
Shit the Bed!
by pokadoo
Apr 26th, 2009
04:51:25 PM
WTF?!
by pokadoo
Apr 26th, 2009
04:52:53 PM
Darth Mulder
by Rob0729
Apr 26th, 2009
05:44:35 PM
j_ky2002...
by loafroaster
Apr 26th, 2009
05:59:26 PM
Looks pretty cliche to me.
by Ivan_Mtl
Apr 26th, 2009
08:16:09 PM
some of you people say the stupidest shit I have ever heard in m
by BrightEyes
Apr 26th, 2009
11:59:54 PM
BrightEyes?
by DrMorbius
Apr 27th, 2009
12:26:52 AM
I haven't seen the first one
by MorpheusTheSandman
Apr 27th, 2009
01:07:04 AM
Rob0729
by ChuckImania
Apr 27th, 2009
03:03:14 AM
You guys are literally insane...
by j_ky2002
Apr 27th, 2009
07:26:58 AM
"Ugly bitch"? WTF?
by Cruel_Kingdom
Apr 27th, 2009
07:33:47 AM
looks original?!
by filmcoyote
Apr 27th, 2009
08:06:37 AM
Just when I thought...
by Abominable Snowcone
Apr 27th, 2009
08:56:36 AM
H2???????
by Beezbo
Apr 27th, 2009
09:05:15 AM
fuck that
by RobFromBackEast
Apr 27th, 2009
09:20:57 AM
Rob zombie movies equal trash cinema.
by Snypershawn
Apr 27th, 2009
09:27:28 AM
Rob zombie movies equal trash cinema.
by Snypershawn
Apr 27th, 2009
09:27:36 AM
Zombie! Make this instead...(help us help you)
by Cellar Door
Apr 27th, 2009
10:39:24 AM
Rob's problem is movie type..not talent
by ScottinDC
Apr 27th, 2009
01:23:51 PM
Sheri Moon Zombie = Sandra Locke
by Stuntcock Mike
Apr 27th, 2009
03:21:40 PM
RZ -> remake "The Car'..(perfect for you)
by Cellar Door
Apr 27th, 2009
03:43:00 PM
Didn't the first movie explain Michael's madness?
by Violator90
Apr 27th, 2009
03:56:32 PM
Rob Zombie is a piece of shit.
by OutlawsDelejos
Apr 27th, 2009
09:11:42 PM

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