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‘Haven’t You Assholes Been Watching The News??’ Wednesday Brings The Last New SOUTH PARK Till October!!
SPOILER ALERT !!
I am – Hercules!!
So far this season:
Kenny got his promise ring;
Cartman took on Mysterion;
Kyle dodged a crucifixion;
Butters was felled by a queef;
Carlos Mencia finally came clean; and
Finland got nuked for not playing along.
Comedy Central says of “Fatbeard,” the last new installment till autumn:
BUTTERS AND A SMALL GROUP OF RECRUITS JOIN CARTMAN IN HIS DREAM OF LIVING ON SKULL ISLAND WHERE THEY WILL FROLIC IN CRYSTAL CLEAR WATERFALLS AND DISCOVER BURIED TREASURE. CARTMAN PROMISES THAT PARADISE AWAITS IF THEY CAN JUST GET TO SOMALIA.
10 p.m. Wednesday. Comedy Central.
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Last week was a shit sandwich.
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This season got off to a great start. Then the last 2 sucked fishsticks.
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Apr 22, 2009 5:31:17 PM CDT
just wanted to say that it sucks Lost is not new tonight
by walrusholder
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Apr 22, 2009 5:31:38 PM CDT
Woodland Critter Christmas was the best SP episode eva
by sultan_of_san_diego
Discuss
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Ya wanna TB a clip show?? Be my guest.
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We need some funny Pirate action with Cartman and Butters.
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This one should be interesting
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It's technically been done before, but it seems like the stars are aligned.
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pirating of movies somehow. "But Butters, can't you see. I can see Wolverine weeks before anyone else..MWAAHAAHAAHAA...and they'll never catch me!!"
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I miss the Venture Brothers.
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are people complaining about last weeks episode? holy shit, i thought it was one of the best episodes they've ever done. pure insanity. (which i guess means it wouldnt be for everyone..but damn.)
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was so-so. it was bat-shit crazy but not one of their best eps. this season is definitely one of the weaker ones. the blender ep was definitely the season's best. tonight's looks very promising though. south park is at it's best when dealing with current events/social commentary.
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Okay. I'll be watching with my fish sticks in hand.
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"You're not my friend, guy!" "You're not my buddy, friend!"
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...I still laugh every time i think of randy saying space cash. I feel like there's so many people trashing on the show now due to the fact thats its been making fun of "us" for 13 straight years and at some point its bound to make fun of something you do/like. Especially when they made fun of family guy and people who like family guy, everybody got so insecure and angry, it's like now they actually force themselves to not enjoy what trey parker does.
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Of LOST where they go straight through week to week without any reruns. Oh, wait, ANOTHER clip show.
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can Kevin J Anderson write for?
Does he ever get confused and combine Dune characters with Star Wars characters?
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Apr 22, 2009 7:56:31 PM CDT
queef episode and last weeks were bad but
by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell
this season is better than 12 imo...12 was about a 4 outta 10 this ones a 7 so far. now everybody agree with me!
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the queef episode linking back to the only other April Fools Day episode? It cracked me up throughout. I remember having the exact same feelings as the South Park kids for the whole 30 minutes back in 19 whatever.
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Seriously one of the most deranged things I've seen in a long time. I about lost it when the rival father killed himself...just beyond dark.
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Funny or not it was very well produced. Reminded me of Dick In A Box.
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butters has a nipple ring. that is so amazing.
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Apr 22, 2009 9:15:28 PM CDT
all i know is kanye should go back to rapping
by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell
his first 3 albums were insanely good (GREAT actually), especially the perfect late registration, but the autotune shit has to go. seriously. leave that shit in the 80s. his excuse for it was lame also. he "couldnt express those feelings through rapping" wtf kind of balls are those? and he had great heartfelt songs when he rapped!! maybe this was just his radio friendly album and he just disguised it as something else.
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now thats funny
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disco days. He used a vocorder all the time. Not his best work, but damn if that man doesn't love his tech.
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that was a great episode
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s-aaaarved. Dont know why, but that line had me rollin.
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but that was about all the episode had to offer.
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was the whole peg leg moment...coudln't help it ;P
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Apr 22, 2009 10:14:47 PM CDT
Which episode had Sur Le Ta-ble (or something like that)?
by amy chasing
"I'm sorry sir, I'm not a-ble."
I can hear them talking like that in Targe(t). Damn, how do you put French accents on top of an e here? -
What that fuck? Damn that ending was wrong. But then again it was vintage South Park. Great way to end the first 1/2 of the season.
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I forget the title, but it was a few weeks ago when the economy was falling apart and Kyle had the solution.
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Ha ha ha!
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Does Matt and Trey feel sorry for the pirates and if so, will they pay for legal expenses for the one who is on trial?
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ad covered the fucking subtitles during the show. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!
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Beat the bejesus out of last week's episode, at least. Beat it, raped it and stole it's space bucks. This episode was a semi-classic, though the execution doesn't have the confidence about it that past seasons had. More strain with less pay-off.
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"I gotta sit in the middle, cause I get motion sick."
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"The fuck?!"
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pretty damn funny.
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So perfectly topical, so perfectly Cartman. And it interestingly had a bit of heart to it. "The F*ck" interestingly got old for a little while, but was ultimately funny in the end, how weird is that?
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"And if one more person brings up Susan Boyle again..."
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Of course the French fear what they don't understand.
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The fake parrot tied to Butters shoulder was a nice touch.
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Absolutely horrible episode! It even felt like "South Park" stooped to "Family Guy" levels with the radioactive fish gag. I could just imagine Stan saying "You think that's bad? Even the fish are radioactive" right before the random fish screaming scene. Did not find this episode funny at all.
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Now that was the best episode! Oh and the 'What, what in the butt!' episode was good too. IMO.
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Didn't care for last season, this season has had a few mehs but I really liked this episode.
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arrrrrrrrr. Preachy but not in your face insulting kind of preachy. And very funny and entertaining. I laughed out loud a lot. One of the best this season. I think the Mickey one is the best though. I hope that one doesn't get blocked by Disney.
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Lets face it, if you're going to stoop, stoop to the best. The SIMPSONS Blinky is the icon of cartoon radioactive fish!!!
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Starvin Marvin gotta eat. Seriously. He's starvin.
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Did nobody else fall on the floor when Ike said he felt like an asshole... GREAT episode...
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And we all know that when South Park is ALMOST at its best then it's fucking excellent! They'll probably never reach their BEST best again though, but who cares? This show is in its 13th season, it should be a piece of shit by now! But no, it's a million times better than The Simpsons or any other animation AND it goes places where no other show will or ever has. Brilliantly funny, entertaining and thought provoking. The F**K!!
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Even better now after 3 days of airing in the U.S. it's shown in the uk, just sucks that now we have to wait till october. Favourite episode-China Probrem (Well well Indiana Jones LOL) still ain't seen the Tom Cruise episode though
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I think you're a couple weeks late buddy.
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Yeah, I'll give you that one, Dr Blinky. I forgot all about the radioactive fish on "The Simpsons". I bow to your "Simpsons" recall.
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all you need is a bag of weed! I hate to admit it Castlemonster but your right. Family Guy was better.
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I hate the shit, but I hate stupid laws even more. Make it so folks can grow their own weed legally, but they can't sell it without tax stamps. Use the tax money to make public service commercials to get people to quit. OK, that's stupid, too, but you gotta throw a sop to the do-gooders. And South Park was crazy fucked up. In a good way.
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How do their minds work? They defintely know genre I'll give them that. Kind of curious as to how they get the chance to put in new swears. Could someone answer me how they managed to get this by the FCC. They couldn't even say that stuff on "The Shield."
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made me laugh very loud.
"Ike, do something about Kevin. *Whack!* Not bad Ike.
Oh. My. God. I feel like an asshole.
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Yea they dont grow old because they die before they are 30...lol
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the worst season they have had. running on empty
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Need more of that kid on the show. "I feel like an asshole." HIlarious. Cartman's reaction to seeing Stan. "Well, well, well, well." Oh yeah "They had a lightsaber."
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He doesn't direct or write - is he just a voice?
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Loved when Ike fired the cannon made out of the garbage can.
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