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Script Girl comes to brighten your night with another outstanding report!

Published at:  Apr 18, 2009 9:43:39 PM CDT

Hey folks, Harry here with the latest report from ScriptGirl who wasn't on the site earlier because my head was UP in the clouds today - and not planted 2 cm from the screen following her every phrase! That has now changed - and I now require booze and female company. Good thing I have a birthday party to go to and a wife back in town! Whew!












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  • Apr 18, 2009 9:45:56 PM CDT

    First

    by sonic reducer

  • Apr 18, 2009 9:46:15 PM CDT

    1st!

    by wcme

    Yes? and for SCRIPTGIRL?!?! The SHAME!

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  • Apr 18, 2009 9:46:16 PM CDT

    And I had nothing to add

    by sonic reducer

  • Apr 18, 2009 9:47:20 PM CDT

    Shame averted!!!!

    by wcme

    The parents can sleep safe tonight. "THANKS, SONIC REDUCER MAN!"

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  • Apr 18, 2009 9:47:34 PM CDT

    Gross...

    by ernestborgnine

    Harry watched Scriptgirl and got all horny. Now he's drinking hipster microbeer and giving Yoko meaningful looks at some poor somebody's birthday party.

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  • Apr 18, 2009 9:52:00 PM CDT

    is it just me?

    by fsjguy

    or does she wear less every episode? at this rate in 2 months it will just be a close up of her vagina and her talkin

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  • Apr 18, 2009 9:52:11 PM CDT

    Ernest

    by sonic reducer

    I demand you build a time machine and go back three minutes and warn me not to read your post as that mental picture is too much for me to deal with!!

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  • Apr 18, 2009 9:55:05 PM CDT

    "These are a few of my favorite things!"

    by chromedome

    well done, ScriptGirl, well done.

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  • Apr 18, 2009 9:55:30 PM CDT

    Casual Dave!

    by jobes war

    Why no love for Casual Dave?

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  • Apr 18, 2009 9:57:28 PM CDT

    I'm not sure but...

    by sonic reducer

    I bet that's not the first time she's held a twelve inch figure like that!














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  • Apr 18, 2009 9:58:20 PM CDT

    Sonic

    by ernestborgnine

    I could add some sensory details to your mental picture, if it helps. As in, it's a little known fact that the morbidly obese are incapable of properly wiping their asses after a bowel movement and are quite literally "ridin' dirty." I guess that doesn't help.

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  • Apr 18, 2009 10:00:15 PM CDT

    Best thumbnail yet.

    by dr sauch

    God, that would be fun.

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  • Apr 18, 2009 10:01:28 PM CDT

    Have to admit Ernest

    by sonic reducer

    did not see that coming, funny, but I hate the fact of wasting money on a good dinner to have it come up right about.......now.

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  • Apr 18, 2009 10:03:52 PM CDT

    Seriously Harry...

    by m_reporter

    ... why the fuck do you continue this script girl crap? I don't know a single true AICN reader who enjoys these videos. And I won't even bother mentioning the quality of her reports, because these talckbacks are full of comments on that, made by people with much better verbal skills than mine (both in an analytical and in profane sense). Anyway, the point of this little rant is to quench my curiosity about the "why?" that opened this post.

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  • Apr 18, 2009 10:04:41 PM CDT

    In that case, Sonic...

    by ernestborgnine

    do not, under any circumstance, google the words "buried penis."

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  • Apr 18, 2009 10:15:23 PM CDT

    Those were my grandfathers dying words

    by sonic reducer

    And now to bed, early tee time tomorrow and the Lord wants me to rest so I can beat down a sliceosoaurus who should be using a pink lady and driving the beer cart instead of being allowed on the course in and having his name put on a scorecard! Adieu

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  • Apr 18, 2009 10:18:49 PM CDT

    why the fuck do you continue this script girl crap?

    by conanreturns

    Cause of her tits...

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  • Apr 18, 2009 10:22:07 PM CDT

    I don't know...

    by wampa 1

    ...but it sure smells good!

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  • Apr 18, 2009 10:26:07 PM CDT

    UPDATE ON MY PUS LEAKING VAGINA

    by megan_foxs_cunt_juice

    Yea, so I had to go for a colposcopy, and the doctor said I have a "foreign body in the vagina,"? I told him I have a slight inflammation of the uterus, malodorous flows accompanied by itching, burning, and bad smells, he said it was nothing to worry about just a touch of Vaginitis, but he was intrigued by the flash of metal he got a glimpse of whilst examining me up there and kept asking "why did it have flames on it"? So I quickly dressed made my excuses and left.

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  • Apr 18, 2009 10:36:26 PM CDT

    Hey scriptgirl

    by bendersshinyass

    Sounds to me like you're into a bit of the ol rough sex. why do you put on this false journalist integrity crap? get out there and do comedy for real girl - i know you've got it in you!

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  • Apr 18, 2009 10:42:17 PM CDT

    TItties...the only reason we watch!

    by negrosoulbrotha

  • Apr 18, 2009 10:42:38 PM CDT

    Is she naked anywhere on the net?

    by negrosoulbrotha

  • Apr 18, 2009 10:54:43 PM CDT

    they're really not that big. only C's at best

    by nooneimportant

    bitch just uses a push up bra. she's pale, fatty around the edges, and obnoxious. let's see the ass and really get a good judge

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  • Apr 18, 2009 10:56:36 PM CDT

    So Harry......

    by benlinus

    are you and Yoko going to go at it like Voight and Fonda ala Coing Home....Im assuming thats the only way, no? By the by, this column SUCKS balls and EVERYONE hates it so why the FUCK do you keep putting it up? People are just gonna get more pissed at you...think about it

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  • Apr 18, 2009 11:07:04 PM CDT

    hey

    by frank cotton

    i like it

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  • Apr 18, 2009 11:07:33 PM CDT

    Illusions of Influence, Delusions of Grandeur...

    by chromedome

    Harry (it is HIS site, remember) already posted that as long as ScriptGirl keeps sending him the vids, and as long as HE likes them, he will post them on tHIS site.So the real question is why the monkey hater trolls can't get that thru their very small but dense skulls.....

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  • Apr 18, 2009 11:10:42 PM CDT

    Yeah, chromedome, we get it...

    by ernestborgnine

    you're a sycophant. Move on.

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  • Apr 18, 2009 11:13:04 PM CDT

    clearly, you don't get it...

    by chromedome

    ...and likely never will.

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  • Apr 18, 2009 11:15:58 PM CDT

    Chromedome never gets it

    by d.vader

    He can't understand that when your viewership doesn't like what you're putting out, they have every right to complain in the hopes that you'll drop the product that ends up being very embarrassing for all involved. But Chromedome is a "friend" of SG's, that's why he'll call everyone who doesn't like her a monkey troll or some other lame insult.

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  • Apr 18, 2009 11:22:54 PM CDT

    Best top yet

    by redmantle

    Damn. She's definitely a hottie, though I just check her out, fast forwarded and muted- my entertainment is solely from all the haters talking shit about her! Waiting for the bikini episode.

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  • Apr 18, 2009 11:24:03 PM CDT

    Agreed, Vader, and...

    by ernestborgnine

    chromey also doesn't understand that Harry's site is nothing without us, himself included. Sure, it's Harry's site and it's not a democracy and he's got the right to ban anyone he wants. But we've also got the right to express our opinions about the content he chooses to post, where we choose to accept the possible consequences. Chromedome loves this site like he loves his mommy: neither can do any wrong, apparently.

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  • Apr 18, 2009 11:26:27 PM CDT

    yeah...

    by ironhelix

    she's hot.

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  • Apr 18, 2009 11:27:17 PM CDT

    A blessing in disguise

    by ews

    Sorry, we cannot play this video as an error has occurred.....

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  • Apr 18, 2009 11:29:00 PM CDT

    Dumb shit like ScriptCunt is why this site has gone down

    by jugdish

    AICN is not like it usd to be 10 years back- there are no real "scoops" anymore and the reviews arent' flying in like they used to. A couple of noted writers have left this site and subpar people like Scriptcunt have come on. Harry will do whatever he likes ( don't call Brandon ROuth a HOMO or you'll get banned ) and its his site- he can do as he pleases. But the truth is- this is not the only site around for film news / scoops - which is why I stomped coming around as much as the old days. Its almost May- has he gotten any good reveiws for the summber tentpoles yet? In the old days that stuff would be up in Februaury...People and fans stopped caring & stopped submitting. But don't worry- he'll always have dumb crap like ScriptCunt to fill hsi website.

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  • Apr 18, 2009 11:30:16 PM CDT

    Fuck You, Harry.

    by ninjarap

    I can't blame ScriptGirl for wasting everyone's time with these "reports" of shit we've all read on every single movie site all week long. She's totally welcome to do anything she wants on YouTube. If she wants to broadcast week-late "news" and act like a TV reporter even though she's barely capable of reading a piece of paper on her own, that's fine. But you, Harry? You run a fucking NEWS site about movies. You're supposed to run NEWS. Not Tits. NEWS. About movies. If a movie is made about tits, you can run that news. But this ScriptGirl shit is some chick reading from a piece of paper - badly - about shit that's NOT NEWS, and you only run it because it has a pair of tits. In short, good sir, eat the shit out of a leaky, runny asshole.

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  • Apr 18, 2009 11:31:00 PM CDT

    Titty fuck time!

    by fa fa fooey

    Where da Windex at?

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  • Apr 19, 2009 12:01:20 AM CDT

    sucks sucks sucks

    by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell

  • Apr 19, 2009 12:07:44 AM CDT

    Wow, she looks nice this week.

    by shermdawg

  • Apr 19, 2009 12:18:03 AM CDT

    Pressing the Script Girl Link Weekly

    by dasinfogod

    I have a mental image of all the whiners who bitch in this talkback every week about how the Script Girl feature needs to be dropped. I just wonder, do you click EVERY single fucking link on the site? I mean seriously: the anime, the comics, Harry's reviews, Herc's ad nauseum gushings about Joss Whedon, the Down-Under, Score Keeper, Int'l Eye Candy, etc.? You just can't resist clicking on EVERY single item? Can't possibly just move along to the next hyperlink and skip the Script Girl one that you find so unrewarding? Here's a link to what I think it looks like in the troll caves as they dive into the SG talkback each and every week with drooling pavlovian consistency: http://tinyurl.com/SGlink

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  • Apr 19, 2009 12:31:11 AM CDT

    You know, Dasinfogod...

    by ernestborgnine

    I think you just played a game of "which one of these doesn't belong" with yourself. If you tried really, really hard, I think you might be able to figure out which of all the columns you've listed doesn't fit. As for your link: so, what, you think the people who don't like ScriptGirl have a history eraser button in their "caves?" Fail more.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 12:43:59 AM CDT

    Fuck it

    by optimuscrime

    You know what? Between scriptgirls (tits) "reports" and the lack of any news coverage, I'm done coming to this site. Well, obviously I am lying, but I'll only be showing up to read talkbacks of major releases. See you on the 1st.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 12:45:07 AM CDT

    ScriptGirl is winning me over...must...fight...it!

    by william_clay

    and I give up. She's a funny and cute. Never could resist that combo.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 12:49:18 AM CDT

    ScriptCunt, Jugdish? Really?

    by william_clay

    That's a cheap shot. Not funny or clever or relevant. Just a nasty cheap shot. And I'm someone who gets a laugh from alot of the "death to ScriptGirl" posts here. But not that one.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 1:01:33 AM CDT

    I'm buying in to her boobage - just show more.

    by noncents

    I'm actually getting in to her. I want a bikini and I won't hate on her for using her goods and exploiting mens' weakness.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 1:03:59 AM CDT

    ScriptCunt is a sexier name.

    by noncents

    And Jugdish is right - AICN sold out 3 years ago. Sad, but true.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 1:19:42 AM CDT

    Hooters, Hooters, yum yum yum. . .

    by shut the fuck up donny

    Hooters Hooters, on a girl that's dumb.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 1:29:41 AM CDT

    time to check out scriptgirl

    by zoinks

    and then talk shit about heer tits. heh heh, titgirl.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 1:33:31 AM CDT

    stupid beaver

    by zoinks

    Hooters, Hooters, yum yum yum. . .
    Hooters Hooters, on a girl that's dumb.

    i like this song.
    Ah, good times

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  • Apr 19, 2009 1:37:30 AM CDT

    Ah another installment eh.....

    by ozman x

  • Apr 19, 2009 3:15:43 AM CDT

    she's still doing this..?

    by aeghast

    so sad. so sad..

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  • Apr 19, 2009 3:16:40 AM CDT

    Tits Out For Attention Girl = AICN jumping the shark

    by neilf

  • Apr 19, 2009 3:17:10 AM CDT

    You know, ErnestBorgNine...

    by dasinfogod

    I think you just played a game of "ducking the question". But that's okay, just keep adding more blatherings to this thread; your diarrhetic scribblings only add to the stats for the weekly Script Girl column, so you're performing a far more proficient job of retaining her feature than anything I can say or do. Well done, sir. Fail more, indeed!

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  • Apr 19, 2009 3:23:00 AM CDT

    She looks like a young Laura Roslin.

    by yodas_dad

  • Apr 19, 2009 3:51:25 AM CDT

    This is posted as a vid response to Susan Boyle.

    by gibsonusa returns

    That video, at the time of this typing, is posted on Youtube as a video reponse to Susan Boyle singing.
    How ironic, when it related to looks and talent.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 3:55:51 AM CDT

    Susan Boyle - Over 20 million views on main youtube video.

    by gibsonusa returns

    No skimpy outfit. Should we have a discussion about lessons learned?

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  • Apr 19, 2009 4:05:05 AM CDT

    My lessons learned.

    by gibsonusa returns

    -Looks will get you that initial attention, but sustainability is questionable.
    -Therefore, substance is required on-site, or soon thereafter, initial attention is gained.
    -Focus on what you are good at, leverage talents.Don't try to do things too broadly. Don't try too hard in that sense. Specialize.
    -Related, don't focus on things that can be easily substituted. A million females can wear the same kinds of outfits.
    All the above simply my opinion, of course.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 4:24:28 AM CDT

    how about that piratebay verdict!

    by potatino

  • Apr 19, 2009 4:28:17 AM CDT

    to be honest I click the scriptgirl articles...

    by potatino

    ...just for the talkbacks. Sometimes the ranting and raving on the talkbacks entertain me. Sometimes not. Just my point of view.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 4:37:22 AM CDT

    yea aicn is sucking the suck now

    by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell

    but damn it i love the talkbacks

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  • Apr 19, 2009 4:57:19 AM CDT

    Commence Wanking Immediately

    by mysterious_volvo

  • Apr 19, 2009 5:06:29 AM CDT

    She's lame

    by fivezero

    And her tits aren't epic or anything. Everyone cries the blues that she sucks... how about: don't watch her!!!?

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  • Apr 19, 2009 6:54:27 AM CDT

    Jerkin it?

    by unkempt_sock

    Has anyone jerked it to one of these videos? Cause I'm thinkin about it.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 7:03:56 AM CDT

    wow...

    by ogmios_the_eloquent

    weak week.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 7:06:10 AM CDT

    Willim Clay- I'm sticking to ScriptCunt and this is why

    by jugdish

    Do you know how many "real" reporters would like to to break this news to AICN and break it when it actually happens ( not a week later). Plenty of people- and the only reason ScriptCunt is on is because she's found a big fat goon of a man who'll post her obvious observations- and flaunt her tits in the process. Look- SC is cute- I haven't listenend or watched anything of hers in months- I was stating the truth ( in my opinion ) in my post last night. She's not doing anything groundbreaking ( unless you consider reading Variety and reporting the script deals back a week later Cool News ).

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  • Apr 19, 2009 7:07:03 AM CDT

    Just how many times can Harry....

    by gabba-uk

    Come up with a title for Script Gils reports that references just how good her rack is? Is he ever going to get bored with it?!!!

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  • Apr 19, 2009 7:13:47 AM CDT

    I wanna bang on her clit with the head of my weiner.

    by mike_d

  • Apr 19, 2009 8:53:19 AM CDT

    Is that a mole on her right breast?

    by tonagan

    Or a microphone? If it's a mole, she might want to get that checked out. Seriously.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 8:54:35 AM CDT

    We can stop looking for Bin Laden

    by dr gregory house

    He's not in a cave. He's hiding, safe and sound, in SG's cleavage. And who could blame him really?

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  • Apr 19, 2009 8:56:12 AM CDT

    Man, I wouldn't watch any of those films....

    by the penultimate gunslinger

    ... if they were on tv and there was only one tv channel and everything else in the world except me and the tv had been destroyed by nuclear war. It'll be interesting to look back at old Scriptgirls in a couple of years and see how many of these films get made.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 9:09:26 AM CDT

    The steps of Script Girl

    by ledergrant

    1: Look at normally big cleavage revealing still shot before video
    2: Watch her first "Hi this is Script Girl..." opening line to see her rack.
    3: Read the talkback and laugh my ass off.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 9:09:44 AM CDT

    JUGDISH are you just plain thick?

    by john_t_chance

    You keep saying she's covering script "a week later!" like it's the most damning criticism. IT IS A WEEKLY REPORT sir. Therefore she is covering items spanning AN ENTIRE WEEK!!!! See how that works?

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  • Apr 19, 2009 9:16:04 AM CDT

    I sometimes forget that many here are political conservatives...

    by john_t_chance

    But am reminded when someone like JUGDISH says "I don't watch ScriptGirl but let me tell you why I fucking hate her" Passing judgement from a position of ignorance is the trademark of the religious right in this country and religious zealots in general!

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  • Apr 19, 2009 9:25:54 AM CDT

    Ahhhh, my Scriptgirl.

    by mrfan

  • Apr 19, 2009 9:26:12 AM CDT

    Nice tits.

    by gus van rant

  • Apr 19, 2009 9:28:34 AM CDT

    Script-Girl reveals her cleavage based on menstrual cycle.

    by leafar the lost

    About every 28 days, blood flows from Script-Girl's vagina for 1-4 days. This happens to most women who are under 50. During the week where she is the most bloody, Script-Girl will wear something less revealing, because her menstration makes her very bitchy, and she doesn't want to show us her tits. However, once her "time of the month" has passed, she feels less moody and more willing to show off more of her tits. I have estimated that her cycles correspond with the phases of the full moon, so expect her to cover up her tits around May 9th.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 9:48:10 AM CDT

    jugdish

    by stupidmop

    I think with a name like JUGdish and calling someone a cunt we can completely dismiss any comment he has. I am very tired of people bitching about this site, if you don't like it don't put it in your browser.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 9:48:39 AM CDT

    John_T_Chance likes ScriptGirl even though he DOES watch her

    by feralangel

    Approving of something despite its obvious vapidity and suckitude is how the lefties put Obama the Great Genuflecter in office. But then worshipping false idols is the trademark of the atheistic left in this country and also dickwads in general. Now pray excuse me while I light incense in front of my statue of the Goddess Gaia. Her cleavage beats Script Girl's any day.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 9:53:08 AM CDT

    Man, these talkbacks......

    by the penultimate gunslinger

    ... always consist of one (maybe two) chumps like cromedome who are actually in love with scriptgirl, a whole load of people who hate her, and a whole load more people who hate her but want to bang her. I've a thoery that Harry only keeps posting these because if he stops now it'll look like he gave in to all the haters.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 10:07:19 AM CDT

    BTW, Stupidmop=BEST USER NAME EVAH

    by feralangel

    Cracks me up. Don't know why.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 10:09:37 AM CDT

    people who like - or don't mind - script girl

    by ulcer

    ...aren't going to be wasting time in the comment section fighting with the trolls.p.s.: "it's a weekly report" -> good point

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  • Apr 19, 2009 10:21:39 AM CDT

    She is

    by thekgb01

    cute I give you that..Funny? No..its a Tit report and those animation clips are worthless as this site is becoming to be..I am glad I found the Nuke The Fridge site..

    Sorry Harry..Again I plead with you..turn the site to people who can make this site better..you MUST step down now..

    I think there should be a poll about that.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 10:23:22 AM CDT

    FeralAngel: thanks for proving my point.

    by john_t_chance

    let your Obama-hating, liberal-bashing, ignorance-worshipping freak flag fly, brother! ScriptGirl can be a wedge issue...like abortion and gay marriage and all the other things that have no real effect on your life but that your conservative masters flog you with to keep you voting against your own best interest!

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  • Apr 19, 2009 10:26:44 AM CDT

    I want to motorboat scritpgirls RECTUM!

    by lobo-tor

    again! call me when you got the itch bitch!

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  • Apr 19, 2009 10:30:05 AM CDT

    Rectum?!

    by john_t_chance

    It damn near killed him. And... rimshot. Probably a poor choice of words in this instance.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 11:23:05 AM CDT

    KGB01

    by davidia

    You're dead on, Harry has some of the best contributers, yet he is a retarded freak. He can't run this site credibly.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 11:31:33 AM CDT

    you hillbillys really don't care for the word Cunt

    by jugdish

    Do yourself a favor- Leave Oklahoma or Texas or Alabama ( whatever hick state you live in) and leave this country! Go visit another place like England and you'll see Cunt is not such a terrible word! As a matter of fact - if you tried to order a proper pint and asked for your usual PBR, Or Icehouse - you'd probably be called a Cunt. One more thing- Jugdish is the best character in Animal House..

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  • Apr 19, 2009 11:31:59 AM CDT

    It is a weakly report

    by axel fff

    very, very weakly.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 11:34:04 AM CDT

    fuck off Chance!! I hate you dude. gay asshole

    by lobo-tor

  • Apr 19, 2009 11:48:47 AM CDT

    Has anyone ever tried sending her an actual script?

    by buddytongue

    To see if she would give it to her boss or whatever? I am getting that desperate. Have a pretty kickass action flick that I sent out all over Hollywood and only one responds in 4 months.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 11:53:31 AM CDT

    I'm live in Chicago Jugdish. I'm no hillbilly.

    by william_clay

    But you sound like one when you call this poor woman ScriptCunt and you don't strike me as an Englishman.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 11:55:52 AM CDT

    And I'm a fan of Animal House and don't even remember

    by william_clay

    the character Jugdish so I seriously doubt he's the best character in the movie. That would be Bluto!

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  • Apr 19, 2009 11:59:45 AM CDT

    William Clay ..when you say Chicago you really mean

    by jugdish

    You really mean Mokena right? or Antioch or Frankfort- or Plainfiled right! I'm giving you hell my friend- I love these clowns I'd meet in other cities and they'd say they were from "Chicago"..really? What part? Oh- you live in Sugar Grove..I see! For a guy who lives in the 606 Zip - I love these cunts who claim to be.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 12:04:15 PM CDT

    Anyone care?

    by joesixpack

    Just curious.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 12:09:31 PM CDT

    "as long as ScriptGirl keeps sending him the vids,"

    by big jim

    Chromedome, I could be wrong but I don't think she sends them to Harry. If she did, might she not write a paragraph or two on this week's installment that Harry could include in his preamble? Something like "Hey Harry, here's this week's report. I think you'll get a kick out of blah blah blah. I know the one I'm most looking forward to seeing in theaters is yada yada." It might quell at least some of the criticism that her reports contain nothing unique to this site (nothing that you can't find by watching it on YouTube). As far as I can tell, her posting the video on YouTube is the extent of her involvement in the videos showing up here. She seems grateful for the exposure this site has given her, as seen in her occasional shout-out to Harry, and FMB, but I have yet to see her give anything back in the form of original contributions (done specifically for this site).

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  • Apr 19, 2009 12:32:53 PM CDT

    I live in Rogers Park, Jugdish. Where the hell do you live?

    by william_clay

  • Apr 19, 2009 12:35:12 PM CDT

    Just when I start to enjoy the absence of FuckMichaelBay!

    by john_t_chance

    Some other ill-tempered, uncouth braggart jackass pops up to take his place. yeesh

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  • Apr 19, 2009 12:37:04 PM CDT

    Like the show. Showing some Love.

    by poe.....

    Jugdish do you kiss your mother with that mouth. Right you were raised by a bunch of fucking monkeys cause your a troll bitch. Just cause you can speak doesn't mean you should. Are you gonna cry and take the ball home too. Oh yeah you don't own the ball so you can't. I like this, I like the comedy aspect of it, and I like the Girl. So Thank you script girl. And everyone else can fuck off. None of you have any fucking talent that's why you are watchers and not doers. And please keep your dumb ass comments to yourself. Cause they just make your entire family look stupid. My God it's time to grow up, get out of mom's basement, maybe buy a blow up doll get married. Have some blow up doll kids. It can happen to you. Believe and it will. Now you can make your predictable comments about me. Have fun boys cause I'm going to the beach too surf.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 12:49:29 PM CDT

    No comments needed, poe.....

    by ernestborgnine

    You do such a great job of demonstrating what a semi-literate retard you are that no one need point it out any further.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 1:09:58 PM CDT

    And you Ernestborgnine

    by poe.....

    Such a magician with words. I know we all will be seeing you on the news soon getting arrested for that child porn you love so much. Now I have peace.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 1:15:34 PM CDT

    Yeah, wow, poe.....

    by ernestborgnine

    you really got me there.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 2:10:39 PM CDT

    Buddytongue: write her and ask...

    by john_t_chance

    This is why I'm such a devotee of SG...I sent her a treatment for a historical thriller that I've dabbled with both as a novel and a script and she got back to me within a week with thoughtful and extensive notes which was a very cool thing for her to do for a virtual stranger on myspace. Of course that was back a while before she got so popular but it's worth a try

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  • Apr 19, 2009 2:13:07 PM CDT

    Excuse me, Jugdish? Didn't catch that.

    by william_clay

  • Apr 19, 2009 2:14:37 PM CDT

    Yeah. I thought so. Who's the hillbilly now?

    by william_clay

    ScriptCunt indeed. You are nothing but alot of talk and a badge.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 2:22:45 PM CDT

    I've written a film about a girl with great tits...

    by the penultimate gunslinger

  • Apr 19, 2009 2:24:10 PM CDT

    ... and thought I had something funny to follow that up with....

    by the penultimate gunslinger

    ... but it turns out I don't. Anyway, I love these talkbacks. I think I just love to see people argue and slag each other off. I'm a sick freak.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 2:24:41 PM CDT

    Billy Boy Clay- I grew up in Rogers Park!

    by jugdish

    but I also grew a brain and left 15 years ago like the rest of the civilized people. Go west young man- try Jeff Park where I live- Its the best part of the city..unless you enjoy gettign robbed on a weekly basis- then stay in RP and enjoy the Heartland Cafe.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 2:47:49 PM CDT

    cunt

    by gus van rant

  • Apr 19, 2009 3:46:11 PM CDT

    Get Yer Tit's Out! Get Yer Tit's Out! Get Yer Tit's Out!

    by scriptgirl_nipples

    Then fuck off with your annoying voice, dodgy crossed eyes Script Girl.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 3:47:52 PM CDT

    btw Script Girl...

    by scriptgirl_nipples

    Harry wants to your panties to sniff. Likes it apparently...

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  • Apr 19, 2009 4:05:59 PM CDT

    She's nice, so fuck off haters!

    by alienindisguise

    John T Chance's example is exactly why I too adore Script Girl. She's way cooler than most working in the industry. Go hate on someone actually deserving of it.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 5:29:28 PM CDT

    I go to hills when my heart is lonely!

    by jacknancerevenge

    Another nice one Miss Kristina. You always get a laugh out of me. Mazel tov on all the good news.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 5:31:59 PM CDT

    Almost forgot...Generic Insult regarding FuckMikeBay's

    by jacknancerevenge

    talent and cock size!

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  • Apr 19, 2009 8:20:31 PM CDT

    Hey, calm down, John T, chill, have some TEA

    by feralangel

    And let's PAR-TAY!

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  • Apr 19, 2009 8:36:16 PM CDT

    Hey, what's wrong with rectal, John T???

    by feralangel

    How dare you judge an alternative method of banging? How does it effect you any? What people do in private and with a motorboat is THEIR business, man. Geez how judgmental can you be? I swear, you libs are so narrow-minded that when your boyos ram their rods up YOUR shafts you don't even have to move your heads out of the way.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 9:54:16 PM CDT

    WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO AICN

    by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell

    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HARRY

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  • Apr 19, 2009 10:36:55 PM CDT

    what happened?

    by highlyunstableconcoction

    talkbackers

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  • Apr 19, 2009 11:20:35 PM CDT

    Defenders of SG--

    by thegreatwhatzit

    are likely covert competitors (jostling to be first in line for TWILIGHT II; and Harry, who introduced the non-talented anonymity to this site, is the only "flaboy critic" to admit any admiration for TWILIGHT (I know, "flaboy/flab boy" is a typo. Should be "fanboy" but this grievous error is quite aspplicable). Did someone suggest that chastising SG is a right wing plot? How ironic you're echoing Hillary Clinton, one of the most corrupt politicians in history; it is fun to watch her incremental self-destruction (the option is Nancy Pelosi). Physically, SG is quite average; may play an extra in a Carrot Top musical video or whatever but even that goal is seriously stretching it. With luck, she may engage a seat at the next (?) Pauly Shore concert.

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  • Apr 19, 2009 11:24:57 PM CDT

    dvader

    by highlyunstableconcoction

    you don't have any rights....harry owes the site and your ass

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  • Apr 19, 2009 11:27:24 PM CDT

    sg and u

    by highlyunstableconcoction

    she does a weekly report....you do your daughter

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  • Apr 19, 2009 11:30:14 PM CDT

    JackNancy'sRevenge

    by thegreatwhatzit

    Oh my God, the cellar dwelling middle-aged loser who was outted, on this same site, last year. Please tip JackNancy, he's passing-out towels at the regional McDonalds men's room. First, this poor sap tried to impersonate a screenwriter'; he subsequently tried to camouflage himself as a joke writer (a joke, yes; a writer, that's a knee-slapper! This chump can't even convincingly pass himself as other contributors to this thread--note the inflexibility, the lack of personality, the forfeiture of talent). His only claim to fame: sitting four rows behind Dustin Diamond on a Burbank-bound bus ("I had goosebumps!"). This poor guy slings the bullshit; but he can't pick-up a girl or a check. His only activity; visiting his wife at Marineland (she performs for fish).

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  • Apr 19, 2009 11:43:09 PM CDT

    wow, i am impressed

    by highlyunstableconcoction

    ...and your claim to fame is your knowledge of jackwhatever's identity...spellbinding decective work and a spectacular achievement. you have truly elevated the standards on aicn

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  • Apr 20, 2009 12:08:06 AM CDT

    Thank you, highlystablecondition...

    by thegreatwhatzit

    Unlike other fanboys, you have achieved---ummm. Your incisive commentary about...your witty...Hey, I have no doubt that you're very good to your mother. And--hell, yeah--you indeed have the "bestest" TOXIC AVENGER (VHS) collection in your town. Okay, enough with slumming on this thread (6 minutes). G'night and God bless!

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  • Apr 20, 2009 12:23:55 AM CDT

    Hey ScriptGirl. There is something I'd like to confess.

    by dannygl0vers_dickblood

    http://www.trekyourself.com/?mId=29945343.3

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  • Apr 20, 2009 10:28:22 AM CDT

    Alright fucktards, I stayed away to prove a point or four...

    by fuckmichaelbay

    ...that this thread will still get at least 100-150 posts with or without me involved. Although it still gets at least 100-150 posts, it's still not more than threads about a Starfleet Academy Facemaker, and a story about ONECHANBARA from a week ago and never stays on the beloved "TOP TEN" for more than a day or two. Harry posts this on the weekends, and sometimes later, because there is no other "cool news" being reported, and Internet traffic is higher in volume giving SG a better chance of success.NOW ON TO THE CRONIES!John_T_Chance is stupid enough to think she was able to goat me out by mentioning my name and be rid of me. You are a tool, and I never see you posting anywhere but here. SG PLANT/TROLL = YOUJackNanceRevenge is still delusional in thinking that she can goat me out by mentioning how talented I am and how large my penis is. Unfortunately, no one has ever told me I have a 'tennis-ball can cock', like JNR says the real MB does. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? I also find it cute now that JNR also continues to believe that she has the entire AICN talkback convinced she's not a SG plant when it's clear she's never posted anywhere outside of this thread and realistically could be a seven-year intern at OUTPOST 31.Then...just when you thought it was safe to come back to the talkback...DINO_V, a admitted member of SG's production team, brazenly shows up here, and begins to pull the same routine as JNR and JTC with just a slightly greater iota of aptitude. Do you see DINO_V here this week? I imagine he's searching his office for bugs right now and is too busy to be here. SCRIPTGIRL: You're only an apology away from having a talkback that looks like it did this week...every week. All you gotta do is clear my name.So, without sounding conceited, (too late I guess William Clay, HighlyUnstableConcoction, Poe....................., etc): SEE YA NEXT WEEK EVERYBODY!

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  • Apr 20, 2009 11:17:32 AM CDT

    The Gospel according to FuckMichaelBay

    by jugdish

    Preach it my brotha!!!

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  • Apr 20, 2009 3:42:34 PM CDT

    loose this garbage.,

    by fleshmachine

    seriously.

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  • Apr 20, 2009 6:15:04 PM CDT

    This vid had half a million views on youtube this weekend.

    by john_t_chance

    Half a fucking million. the haters are losing the battle.

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  • Apr 20, 2009 6:45:40 PM CDT

    JTC: We're not losing anything...

    by fuckmichaelbay

    ...because those stats are inconsistent week to week. Unless YouTube plans to regulate repeat posts, then you can continue to spend your entire weekend clicking on it over and over for your puppet mistress. "David the Dentist" was seen 20 million times (count me in for a hundred or so) and is way funnier and realistic than SG reports. Nice try Douchy LaRue....NEXT!

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  • Apr 20, 2009 6:47:10 PM CDT

    re: This vid had half a million views on youtube this weekend

    by melvin_pelvis

    SHE PLEASES ME!
    BE SILENT!

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  • Apr 20, 2009 7:09:17 PM CDT

    Oh give the girl some credit, FMB...

    by john_t_chance

    She took an idea that nobody wanted...a weekly report on script sales...and turned it into a mini cottage industry with advertisers and over 10 million worldwide views. More power to her say I.

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  • Apr 20, 2009 7:30:28 PM CDT

    JTC: None of what you say can be substantiated...

    by fuckmichaelbay

    ...unless you have a personal/working relationship with her. Those facts are not public record and the method by which YouTube measures success is suspect at best. As far as your opinion goes, of which you're entitled, it's biased because of your relationship. So why don't you save some face and piss off already. And while you're at it take JNR with you.

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  • Apr 20, 2009 7:43:36 PM CDT

    John T Chance

    by scriptgirl_nipples

    If you're correct and SG is getting over 10 million worldwide views. It's nothing to do with weekly reports on script sales. They're only interested in the cheap thrill of whacking off to this annoying attention whore.

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  • Apr 20, 2009 7:52:29 PM CDT

    JTC: re: "an idea that nobody wanted...a weekly report on script

    by fuckmichaelbay

    The entire production is lame and with the experience behind it, (not a slight) I expect a lot more...low budget or not. It also doesn't help that it comes at the end of the week. Make it a Wednesday to Wednesday report, and maybe by the weekend, the news wont seem so old.

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  • Apr 21, 2009 3:43:24 AM CDT

    FMB: I have a social platform relationship with her. Nothing mor

    by john_t_chance

    I read the stats in her blog. Stop seeing conspiracy everywhere. This isn't The Parallax View for christ's sake!

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  • Apr 21, 2009 8:08:57 AM CDT

    JTC: THANKS!

    by fuckmichaelbay

    You just proved you're a mindless information regurgitation machine just like your heroine. Keep spouting those "facts" at us...cause those "facts" are sooooooooooooooo based on fact! SHAH RIGHT, AS IF!

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