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The TRANSFORMERS 2 Standee Art

Published at:  Apr 17, 2009 8:02:35 AM CDT

Hey folks, Harry here... Got sent this yesterday as well - the 2d version of the STANDEE that is probably going out everywhere - but which I suppose would make a spectacular desktop for the rest of ya that are dying to see the latest TRANSFORMERS adventure. Here ya go...














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  • Apr 17, 2009 8:05:58 AM CDT

    First

    by talkback1138

  • Apr 17, 2009 8:06:09 AM CDT

    Faust

    by the brains

  • Apr 17, 2009 8:06:20 AM CDT

    Fuck

    by the brains

  • Apr 17, 2009 8:07:04 AM CDT

    pigphart_3000

    by the brains

    whatever, dude.

    Someone ban this troll.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 8:07:18 AM CDT

    anybody else noticed? more color?

    by zom-bot.com

    the bots have been tweaked a bit to showcase a little more color and body armor that actually resembles car parts?
    that's good, maybe they listened to all the bitching some of us did that all the bots looked the same- and were way too 'shredded' looking...

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  • Apr 17, 2009 8:09:02 AM CDT

    MICHAEL BAY RULES

    by arkham-madness

    Everyones gonna get there moneys worth with this pic. Its about time audiences got there moneys worth.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 8:14:40 AM CDT

    Looks like turd

    by m_reporter

    But I'll still go see it and hate myself after watching it. I'm waiting for MCMLXXVI's comment on this one. I always tend to agree with his comments regarding Michael Bay's films...

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  • Apr 17, 2009 8:17:53 AM CDT

    There are flames on Optimus?

    by derlanghaarige

    Did he already had them in part 1? I'm not sure if anybody noticed that.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 8:20:20 AM CDT

    MEGATRON IS A PYRAMID IN THIS ONE!!!!

    by gruemanlives

    It's so obvious.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 8:21:03 AM CDT

    Is it me or these look a little less...

    by johnny t williams

    fucked up? I mean, the design of the robots, they seem just a little less busy.

    I'm still undecided as to whether I should go see on the big screen. Maybe the next trailer will help me decide.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 8:21:28 AM CDT

    my money's worth?

    by obsd

    You know, if you get your "money's worth" of dogshit, you still end up with a fistful of dogshit.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 8:26:47 AM CDT

    Dogshit

    by bluehawaiisurfer

    Probably the only thing more retarded than this movie are people who always try to post first, then don't say anything but FIRST. I agree about the dogshit thing. Yes he had the flames in part 1.

    :o|

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  • Apr 17, 2009 8:32:28 AM CDT

    So if you see this, walk the OTHER WAY!

    by ricarleite2

  • Apr 17, 2009 8:37:04 AM CDT

    Shia

    by nametaken

    i can almost hear the "no no no no" escaping from his mouth on the large version.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 8:37:04 AM CDT

    Shia

    by nametaken

    i can almost hear the "no no no no" escaping from his mouth on the large version.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 8:37:34 AM CDT

    dude

    by nametaken

    i so pressed "post talkback" once.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 8:41:02 AM CDT

    A '50s what?

    by the brains

    Colonoscopy?

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  • Apr 17, 2009 9:02:56 AM CDT

    Shouldn't Shia be holding Megan's hand instead?

    by yackbacker

    I don't know, I think that if you put them both in a state lock-up, Shia would be the bitch out of those two.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 9:04:08 AM CDT

    It will suck

    by horrorfan81

    No doubt about it.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 9:09:15 AM CDT

    The First one sucked...

    by redfive!

    and this looks just like that.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 9:16:13 AM CDT

    FUCK MICHAEL BAY!!!!

    by fuckmichaelbay

    FUCK MICHAEL BAY!!!!

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  • Apr 17, 2009 9:16:21 AM CDT

    FUCK MICHAEL BAY!!!!

    by fuckmichaelbay

  • Apr 17, 2009 9:16:34 AM CDT

    FUCK MICHAEL BAY!!!!

    by fuckmichaelbay

    FUCK MICHAEL BAY!!!!

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  • Apr 17, 2009 9:17:33 AM CDT

    What the fuck are those giant rainbow -colored crumpled beercans

    by fuckmichaelbay

    ...next to Shia and Megan?

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  • Apr 17, 2009 9:19:58 AM CDT

    "art"?

    by rupee88

    more like "marketing image"

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  • Apr 17, 2009 9:37:02 AM CDT

    Rex Carsalot

    by mr.brownstone

    the epic part of the fail happened when you didn't post the punchline to your joke on your SECOND try. That good sir is just plain rude.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 9:54:27 AM CDT

    What is this film about exactly?

    by richard thornberg

    What issues will it explore? What will it challenge me to reconsider? What timeless themes did the makers of this new movie feel compelled to delve into on the silver screen?

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  • Apr 17, 2009 9:58:43 AM CDT

    CHILDREN OF FUCKING MEN!!!

    by hobocode

    Pull my finger.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 10:13:04 AM CDT

    How did Bumblebee fix his legs?

    by canyouflysucka

    Weren't they all fucked up?

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  • Apr 17, 2009 10:14:08 AM CDT

    Also; Unicyle robot = Gizmoduck

    by canyouflysucka

    http://cybernetnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/gizmoduck.jpg

    You Know it to be true.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 10:54:56 AM CDT

    Nice

    by omar b

    Can't wait!

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  • Apr 17, 2009 11:01:01 AM CDT

    Haters can suck it.

    by the_beard_of_chuck_norris

    Seriously, what were you wanting the movie to be about? Seaspray falling in love with a mermaid? Maybe Optimus Prime being captured and dismantled and turned into a robot alligator that attacks the Autobots in the sewer? Maybe a human woman falling in love with Powerglide? How about the Autobots starring in a movie? Now I loved the G1 cartoon series. I have every episode on DVD. But the G1 cartoon was not flawless. If you are going to slam these films because they are not the cartoon, you really need to go back and watch them again. I have. People complain about Optimus saying "my bad" and other dialogue from the film. In the cartoon he was known as saying, "lay it on me, my man". So haters... keep on hating... and suck it!

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  • Apr 17, 2009 11:20:06 AM CDT

    Beard

    by bluehawaiisurfer

    People probably hated this movie because visually it was a mess and gave everyone a headache. The story was on par with a tampon commercial. The bots themselves looked like a complete abortion. Ohh, and that kid from the Indy Jones movie was in it. Oh and Miss Fox wasn't topless, oh and...ok I'll stop at that. I really wanted to like this movie, it was decent but nothing about it even made me want to see it two times. I'll give the second one a chance, just not expecting much.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 11:51:36 AM CDT

    That's retarded looking

    by hervoyel

    That looks like some shit somebody with no time or interest whipped together in Photoshop in about ten minutes. It's not a "hater" thing, it's a "quality" thing. This looks like everything else related to this movie that I've seen since it was announced. It looks cheap and stupid. This is Van Helsing stupid. It's League of Extraordinary Gentlemen stupid.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 11:54:30 AM CDT

    BlueHawaiiSurfer

    by the_beard_of_chuck_norris

    Ummm... Shia was in Transformers before Indy 4. Wow, the movie gave you a headache and everyone else... hmmm... I didn't have a headache at all. I love how people state they couldn't keep up with the action. I had no problem telling each Transformer apart. Watch any of the Lord of the Rings films and tell me what is going on during the fight scenes. Or The Dark Knight. I love how Michael Bay is loathed and yet Peter Jackson and Chris Nolan get free passes. I also love LOTR and TDK. Sorry you weren't able to keep up with the action scenes in the first Transformers film, even though they were mostly in slow motion. Maybe you should get it on BD so you can play the slow-mo scenes even slower so you can keep up with the action.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 12:13:02 PM CDT

    The Mummy 4...!

    by cap'n jack

  • Apr 17, 2009 12:35:39 PM CDT

    OBSD

    by ugee

    Well I don't know how many people you'll find that will pay for an actual hand full of dog shit. But if that's your thing then hey, knock yourself out.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 12:45:18 PM CDT

    No Optimus/Jetfire botlove on the standee?

    by photoboy

    You'd think Bay would want to advertise the fact that not only has he metaphorically raped Optimus Prime by shitting flames all over him, giving him a mouth and changing his look entirely but that he has also got Prime mating with Jetfire at the end of TINO2 as part of some homo-erotic wish fulfilment for himself.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 1:12:12 PM CDT

    FMB

    by mr. lahey

    Please stop spamming every Transformers Talkback with your intentions for Michael Bay. We know he is handsome and that you want to run your fingers through his sandy-blonde hair while rubbing animal crackers on his belly, but that shit is played out.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 1:43:06 PM CDT

    Megan Fox is a dude.

    by stuntcock mike

    I'd still

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  • Apr 17, 2009 1:56:14 PM CDT

    here's an idea

    by ultimateedition

    You know how movie theatres hand out glasses for their 3D movies? Maybe they should hand out lines of cocaine for every ticket sold to this piece of shit.. then, perhaps we can all trully enjoy this abomination the way the director intended

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  • Apr 17, 2009 3:03:22 PM CDT

    Mr. Lahey...speak for yourself.

    by tinspider

    I'll never get tired of 'Fuck Michael Bay'

    Beard: Nolan and Jackson have a talent for making films and respect the source material of the films they are making. Nolan is a Batman fan. Jackson is a Rings fan. Bay is NOT a Transformers fan, and it shows.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 3:07:19 PM CDT

    I thought this was about the Megan Fox Standee

    by conspiracy

    with the life-like cock sucking lips and "just jizzed on "scent dispensor. Actually..such a standee would give the real Ms. Fox a run for her money in the acting dept., and run rings around Shita.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 3:10:48 PM CDT

    At least it's not a bunch of floating heads

    by anything but tangerines

    But still this is a senses-rape that I'll save for the controlled environment of my home theater.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 3:10:51 PM CDT

    Also..I Limed the last Transformers once the REAL reviews

    by conspiracy

    hit. I DL'd, watched, deleted as it was a choice between keeping it or "The Aquatic Life" on the HD, and I KNEW I'd never watch the steaming load that was Transformers again.Shields up, Proxy on..looks like another one time DL, watch, delete for this one as well...just so I have some more Ammo the next time Bob stops by to chat...otherwise I wouldn't bother at all.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 3:15:13 PM CDT

    I don't understand people who defend Transformers.

    by rev. slappy

    The only good thing about it was ILM's work, which was pretty spectacular. The rest of it was total shit. I know people will say, "What did you expect? King Lear? IT'S A MOVIE ABOUT GIANT ROBOTS!!!!!!!" I would like to see a coherent story that is competently acted and shot that involves me in what's going on in some way. Why can't it be Jaws? Or even Jurassic Park.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 3:19:39 PM CDT

    UGH..this is super lame.

    by alienindisguise

    and is not at all art. There is nothing good about this from Megan Fox's toe thumbs to crappy looking bots. Oh what a gloriuos day if every one would wake the fuck up and stop being sheep.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 3:22:52 PM CDT

    Rev. Slappy...a coherent story?!

    by conspiracy

    Fuck my friend., considering who wrote and directed this those are some high hopes...I'd fucking settle for not being Insulted! Once I saw "Lubricating" robots and "My Bad" Optimus..this thing was off my HD faster than Megan was on Spielberg and Bays' cocks during casting.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 3:33:08 PM CDT

    Conspiracy

    by rev. slappy

    There's no way I will pay my own money to see Transformers 2. The thing that bugs the hell out of me is when did "intelligent" and "entertainment" become mutually exclusive concepts. Why can't a transformers movie tell a decent story as opposed to being a 150 minutes FX reel? Bay has to be the most successful bad filmmaker ever.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 3:46:40 PM CDT

    "DYING TO SEE" these people exist?

    by bruticus

    More mindless story telling that doesn't even compare to a cartoon that was created 20 years ago.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 4:01:19 PM CDT

    TinSpider

    by the_beard_of_chuck_norris

    "Beard: Nolan and Jackson have a talent for making films and respect the source material of the films they are making. Nolan is a Batman fan. Jackson is a Rings fan. Bay is NOT a Transformers fan, and it shows." Say What??? So by source material you mean Peter Jackson made no changes to LOTR? UMMM... didn't he move the whole Shelob (sp?) scene that took place in the Two Towers book into Return of the King? Or how about the death of Saruman? Now let's look at Nolan... Ok, Joker uses make-up in the source material? Wayne Manor was burned down? Two-face was created by fire? Where is this respect you speak of?

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  • Apr 17, 2009 4:01:43 PM CDT

    I have my own STANDEE for Megan Fox

    by puddleglum

  • Apr 17, 2009 4:01:49 PM CDT

    Based on a 30-minute toy commercial

    by immortal_fish

    I am sooo weary of seeing this regurgitated in each and every TB for TF. This time by beard of Norris. Look, this is a multimillion dollar movie that should SURPASS the quality of the cartoon, NOT provide cover to equal it. Plus, the cartoon made the comic look like Shakespeare. You know, the comic where the dinobots weren't retarded and Ravage wasn't mute.Bay's TF 1 was an abortion that held so much potential. During development, I honestly thought he was the perfect fit for the franchise. Instead, we got Anderson eating donuts, multiple scenes of urination, and "Sam's Happy Time." Autobots that tried to hide in humanoid form against Sam's house instead of simply parking on the street in their alt form. And whatever that soundbyte thing was supposed to be. A few action scenes were good and Cullen delivered a solid performance, but the film was dreadful for the most part.That said, the trailers have provided me glimmers of hope for T2. That doesn't mean I'll be paying to see it in the theaters this time around.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 4:07:31 PM CDT

    Immortal Fish

    by bruticus

    Do you think the fact that Ravage could SPEAK REALLY supported the quality of the comic book in anyway? Really? Why is it that every character needed to speak? R2D2 never spoke, does that mean the comic book is better than Star Wars: A New Hope?

    OK, your next example. The dinobots have limited intelligence. THIS IS CALLED DIVERSITY in character you dolt. They were created on Earth with more primitive technology. Without Vector Sigma, the Autobots couldn't create an entirely intelligent / sentient Transformer. Does this not register with you? INFACT. THis oversight by Bay and company is what succeeded in ENTIRELY cheapening the Transformers in his movies. The ability to create Transformers out of THIN AIR. Cheapens every single character in the movie. This was realized by those who wrote the cartoon. Neglected by Bay and company.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 4:10:41 PM CDT

    Immortal Fish

    by bruticus

    And your next example. Dinobots being less intelligent was an example of diversity in character and the writers realizing that it was important that any Transformer created on Cybertron was different and special than one made on Earth without Vector Sigma. Bay and company threw that out the window by making it possible to create Transformer life out of thin air. This was their BIGGEST mistake. It cheapened EVERY SINGLE TRANSFORMER CHARACTER IN THE MOVIE.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 4:17:04 PM CDT

    Audiences ask for so little these days --

    by professor_monster

    and get it.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 4:32:57 PM CDT

    There are people who are "dying" to see this?

    by cotton mcknight

    Yeah I know it's been brought up already but it bears repeating. Sure the first one was a fun movie (albeit sloppy), but I'm not dying to see the next one. Don't get me wrong, if it was done a little differently, I MIGHT be excited, but this version? No. What would get me excited:Better looking robots. They are horrible looking, frankly. With the cartoon, you could figure out how the robots turned into cars. There was a LOGIC to their appearance. Do they even have Transformer movie toys that are authentic representations of the robots AND can transform into the vehicle represented on screen? A tighter storyline. That stuff with the military guys in the desert and the hacker subplot should have been completely removed from the final cut. Fighting that you can actually see. And again, is logical. Give something for Megan Fox to do. I like seeing her on screen more than Mutt Williams or Patch Adams or whatever the Hell his name is.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 4:36:17 PM CDT

    Oh and I see Optimus still has flames.

    by cotton mcknight

    Wonderful!

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  • Apr 17, 2009 4:39:05 PM CDT

    Cotton McKnight..Megan DOES do something..

    by conspiracy

    provide marketable fap material for 11-14yr old boys whom have never even touched a girl, and whom will happily get their parents to pay $12 so they can reload her into the spank bank for their own "Happy Fucking Time". THAT is her sole purpose for existence, period.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 4:42:05 PM CDT

    Gotta say:

    by tedkordlives

    I still can't believe these movies have defenders. I guess it takes all kinds, but, really, TF was awful. And there were whole stretches where me and my buddy Starman called exactly what was gonna happen. Because Bay lifted those scenes directly from his earilier flicks! What kind of a world is this where Watchmen tanks and yet TF2 will undoubtedly be a smash hit? Am I on Bizarro World? Damn you Bizarro, damn you to HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!

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  • Apr 17, 2009 4:43:04 PM CDT

    Mr. Lahey

    by fuckmichaelbay

    Thank you for your opinion and assuming that an entire Internet thinks like you. I didn't care the first time you voiced your opinion and I still don't. Have a shitty day! Oh and...

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  • Apr 17, 2009 4:43:15 PM CDT

    FUCK MICHAEL BAY

    by fuckmichaelbay

  • Apr 17, 2009 4:43:49 PM CDT

    FUCK MICHAEL BAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by fuckmichaelbay

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Apr 17, 2009 4:50:36 PM CDT

    HEAR HEAR!

    by tedkordlives

    He's done more damage to American Cinema than, than, than whatever element causes old film to degrade! HA!

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  • Apr 17, 2009 4:52:48 PM CDT

    Watchmen

    by conspiracy

    Finally saw it last night...Great performance by the guy who plays Rorschach, but other than that it was 7/10. Also, in all honesty..the story is a dreary, depressing and cyinical one. Sure it is true, and honest, and raises many questions about many things...but people today don't like anything that makes them think too hard, or questions their belief system. Which is why COMPLETE SHIT like Bayformers will bank at LEAST $300M

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  • Apr 17, 2009 5:04:13 PM CDT

    I'm glad Watchmen was depressing.

    by tedkordlives

    Have you seen the fake opening credits for an '80s Watchmen cartoon. The movie could have ended up the same way. Not every movie needs to be bright & cheery. And I'll admit that Watchmen wasn't perfect, but it was a helluva good try at filming the 'unfilmable'. Course, every time Nite Owl was onscreen I was seeing Blue Beetle, so I'm biased, but I'll back that movie till the day I die. In my mind, it's the cinematic equivalent of 9/11. A Game-Changer. At least, it should of been. I hate being an American sometimes.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 5:17:08 PM CDT

    Michael "I love coke" Bay is indeed the worst yet, very successf

    by ultimateedition

    His success is based off mostly on how marketable his crappy movies are. Of course it also helps that his target audience has the IQ of a retarded leach

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  • Apr 17, 2009 5:50:33 PM CDT

    The people are the central focus,

    by dingbatty

    yet again, it appears.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 6:21:48 PM CDT

    TedKordLives..I agree about "depressing"

    by conspiracy

    But todays human, not just Americans, simply doesn't want alot of depth to anything. They want to be told everything is "Ok", that you can trust your Heros and Government, and that Happy Ending are the norm...in short people today want to be lied to, they clamor for the familiar and distain anything that takes them from this comfort zone. Which is why stories like "Watchmen" simply don't sell well to the masses. The story is too dark..the characters not comforting nor familiar, there is no "Hero", it gives them nothing and nobody to cheer for.Which is why as I said..Bayformers 2...with it's gassing, pissing, jive talking, ebay using robots and vacant human characters will make Bank..people can relate to the simplicity...a movie made in and for a world run by retards.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 6:24:43 PM CDT

    Beard

    by tinspider

    Regardless of changes made in both franchises (some worked, others didn't) the overal spirit of the source was still present - something that Transformers lacked. Bay made those films as a huge GM and US military commercial. I know the original TF cartoon was basicly a toy commercial, but that aspect wasn't the thing that made the concept great. Also all of the Rings films and both Nolan Batman movies are far superior to Bay's Transformers (and IMO any of Bay's movies).. which is a shame since I consider myself a bigger TF fan than a Batman or Rings fan.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 6:30:00 PM CDT

    Conspiracy

    by tedkordlives

    You are preaching to the converted, my man. I know all too well how dim people seem to WANT to be. I just get inured to it since I work in a bookstore, and our customers are a cut above, intellectually. As far as Mikey Bay goes, I think his cameo in 'Mystery Men' sums it up perfectly: "Can we bring our brewskis?"

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  • Apr 17, 2009 8:44:20 PM CDT

    For the cheap seats:

    by tedkordlives

    THE FIRST TRANSFORMERS MOVIE SUCKED! IF YOU LIKED IT THEN I REALLY CANNOT RESPECT YOU!

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  • Apr 17, 2009 9:52:04 PM CDT

    my fondest memory of the first crapformers movie...

    by ultimateedition

    15 minutes into this horrid shit stained "movie", I decided I had enough and walked away.. never to look back again.. all it took was the generic, lame ass, cliched dialogue between the soldiers and it made me realize what kind of lame ass flick it was going to be

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  • Apr 17, 2009 10:00:08 PM CDT

    hey now

    by nametaken

    if you have a remote control and don't mind fast forwarding, the first transformer movie is alright.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 10:23:27 PM CDT

    Looks like stargate to me

    by dioxholster

    without the big giant robots and that running vagina. but other than that its pretty much stargate

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  • Apr 17, 2009 10:27:45 PM CDT

    ultimateedition and TedKordLives

    by dioxholster

    fuck u the first movie was a masterpiece and deserves to be hailed as a milestone of honorable greatness making its mark on human history as our planet begins to evolve into a...oh fuck that! its an awesome movie!

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  • Apr 17, 2009 10:45:49 PM CDT

    Optimus got weird looking penis

    by dioxholster

    look at it, its like pointing upwards.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 10:49:23 PM CDT

    They should wear cloths

    by dioxholster

    we are they naked? i dont want to see their penis dangling through the whole movie, its distracting. what a why to ruin the emotional scenes. fuck that penis is too grotesque man, we live in a world where penises stay hidden coz to hide the shame.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 10:53:42 PM CDT

    Nietzsche told me i suck

    by dioxholster

    at spelling, well he sucks donkey cock thats right.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 11:04:39 PM CDT

    still wondering

    by frank cotton

    what the fuck a dioxholster is? what film did i miss?

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  • Apr 17, 2009 11:24:34 PM CDT

    dioxholster..

    by ultimateedition

    ..is further proof that retards do go to the movies also

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  • Apr 17, 2009 11:32:10 PM CDT

    you guys give me too much attention

    by dioxholster

    why all the focus on me all of a sudden? ive been here for 6 years talking about shit and stuff but i never aroused much interest let alone gain notoriety.

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  • Apr 17, 2009 11:37:30 PM CDT

    dioxholster again

    by ultimateedition

    and you have gained zero notoriety still... But you did call me out so I answered, cheer up lad, even simpletons like you get a pass for having crappy taste in movies

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  • Apr 18, 2009 3:17:22 AM CDT

    A V A T A R. December 17.

    by motoko kusanagi

    Nothing else matters.

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  • Apr 18, 2009 3:19:01 AM CDT

    Transformers 1 was the fuckin' ducks nuts.

    by joely_boy

    It had killer sound design to give the old 5.1 a workout, plus there hasn't been CG in a film this good since the first Jurassic Park. Eat a dick haters, Michael Bay is better than you'll ever be.

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  • Apr 18, 2009 3:29:42 AM CDT

    i hope it has a lot more robots hiding in backyards.

    by bmacsmith

    cuz they could just transform into cars to hide but thats, you know, gay.

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  • Apr 18, 2009 4:46:09 AM CDT

    Michael Bay´s "films"

    by cuervojones

    I´m too old for this shit.

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  • Apr 18, 2009 6:35:44 AM CDT

    i enjoyed the first movie for what it was, a big

    by southafricanguy

    dumb summer popcorn movie. Was it a good movie? hell no! But i thought it was fun for what it was. Look, Bay's an idiot, thus its no suprise his movies are dumber than a stump. But his movies are my guilty pleasure, i know they re bad for me, but sometimes I just feel like watching junk..

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  • Apr 18, 2009 6:38:13 AM CDT

    That being said...this sequal looks like it will

    by southafricanguy

    be more of the same, just bigger, louder, and on a far larger scale (think bad boys 2). And while most of the designs are the same mess, at least Megatron looks much more like Megatron now imho. What do you guys think?

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  • Apr 18, 2009 6:41:41 AM CDT

    hey...did anyone else see that coloring book

    by southafricanguy

    for TF2 that was scanned and shown on Chud? The one that spills most of the major plot points of the movie? Funny how much of an idiot Bay has made himself look by constantly denying that Megatron would be in the movie, while there has been so much evidence proving otherwise lol..

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  • Apr 18, 2009 6:42:45 AM CDT

    and gotta say shit the design for ravage is

    by southafricanguy

  • Apr 18, 2009 7:10:16 AM CDT

    Just to piss....

    by grrrr....

    ...some people off here. I will pay money to see this and buy the DVD. This will make a killing and no matter how much some of you bitch and moan it will still be a huge hit.

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  • Apr 18, 2009 7:35:46 AM CDT

    Damn u Michael Bay

    by ominus

    damn u for raping my childhood

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  • Apr 18, 2009 7:37:15 AM CDT

    @Grrrr....

    by photoboy

    You missed a letter off your last sentence that I've fixed for you:

    "it will still be a huge Shit"

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  • Apr 18, 2009 7:42:16 AM CDT

    New Transformers video!!!!

    by dhaemon

    http://www.michaelbay.com/

    Enjoy! :)

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  • Apr 18, 2009 8:05:50 AM CDT

    Is there any Standee art of Megan Fox's tits?

    by leafar the lost

    I don't care if she can't act. She doesn't have to.

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  • Apr 18, 2009 8:38:28 AM CDT

    NEW GI JOE TRAILER!!!!!!! HERE !!!

    by vinnie4343q

    http://tinyurl.com/cntqvk

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  • Apr 18, 2009 9:25:32 AM CDT

    So will Sam, Macayla and Bumble finally....

    by thecomedian

    Have that threesome. We all know it's gonna happen.

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  • Apr 18, 2009 11:33:12 AM CDT

    the funny thing is..

    by ultimateedition

    I work at a movie theatre, so not only do I watch movies for free, I get to happily take money from idiots like grrr while they sit through and try hard to like, (cause they can't think better for themselves) shite like crapformers.. so to all of you that make trash like this a hit.. thank you :)

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  • Apr 18, 2009 10:38:26 PM CDT

    occult symbology

    by bendersshinyass

    subtle, real subtle. dicks

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  • Apr 19, 2009 12:06:36 PM CDT

    "Film Metro Philly Screening"

    by calrabjohns

    I got a ticket, but on "The Warren Report," they talked about a similar screening having a special, new trailer for TF2 followed by a screening of the original. Is there any chance of my actually seeing TF2 early if I go to this thing like the Austin Star Trek miracle? One reason for asking. It's free. The reports of this being two and a half hours is disheartening, and I can't pay for a ticket to the second. Not because of the economy---I metaphysically can't afford to pay a second time for one of these movies. Yeah...ok, ready for mostly mocking now and maybe one helpful comment.

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