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Learn Which SG-1 Cast Members Will Show Up On STARGATE UNIVERSE!!
Merrick here...
None of this is particularly surprising given that similar cross-pollination occurred between STARGATE SG-1 and spinoff STARGATE ATLANTIS.
Hollywood Reporter has a quick piece on which STARGATE franchise faces we can expect to see, somehow, in the forthcoming STARGATE UNIVERSE.
Four veterans of the "Stagate" franchise, Richard Dean Anderson, Amanda Tapping, Michael Shanks and Gary Jones, will reprise their roles in guest stints.
Anderson plays General O'Neil, the former leader of the elite military team SG-1. Tapping plays Samantha Carter, an astrophysicist and U.S. Air Force lieutenant colonel. Shanks plays Dr. Daniel Jackson, Stargate's archeologist and linguist. Jones plays Chief Master Sgt. Walter Harriman, commander technician of the team.
Additionally, "Stargate" alum Christopher McDonald will play Sen. Alan Armstrong, the U.S. senator and head of the International Oversight Committee that governs the Stargate program. He is the father to Chloe Armstrong (Elyse Levesque).
...says THIS ARTICLE in Hollywood Reporter, which goes on to discuss other appearances we'll see in the new series.
You can find a recently revealed teaser for the show HERE.
Anderson plays General O'Neil, the former leader of the elite military team SG-1. Tapping plays Samantha Carter, an astrophysicist and U.S. Air Force lieutenant colonel. Shanks plays Dr. Daniel Jackson, Stargate's archeologist and linguist. Jones plays Chief Master Sgt. Walter Harriman, commander technician of the team.
Additionally, "Stargate" alum Christopher McDonald will play Sen. Alan Armstrong, the U.S. senator and head of the International Oversight Committee that governs the Stargate program. He is the father to Chloe Armstrong (Elyse Levesque).
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Fuck that.
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and how do you pronounce your name?
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For you, chrth.
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My schedule is actually predictable if you wanted to cyber stalk my postings.
Pronounciation is either Kirth or Chrith (Chris with a lisp). -
that's been bugging me for, oh, minutes. And it's midnight here in Aus, so a raincheck on the stalking, sorry.
Seriously though, I would watch SG:RMcK. I would watch it all day long. -
We need it nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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This is beyond a fucking joke.
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Anyone know what's up with the actor who played ronan dex? i heard he got stabbed in the face with a bottle a while back
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Is he capable of commenting about something he likes ? Time will tell
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dioxholster... dioxho... whoa! See - I didn't do it! He will get us though! They had Stargate at least 3 three times in the article... BTW I'm looking forward to SGU. Sounds like fun. I've been through all the other episodes and for the most part it was a fun ride. Where's the Lost talback?
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things things I've seen
Chris Judge is leading the doc crew around talking about this and that.
He leads them to the cast trailers and says Michael Shanks is napping, taking a rest before his next scene.
Opens the door to a trailer goes in with the camera following
They're in the living room, Mikes on the couch kinda going *huh, wah?*
Chris just leaps on him and I think rolls on his back and uses his shoulders to grind Mike down in between the cushions.
Chris is hollering YAHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH
Mike is yelling GET OFF ME YOU MOOSE! (or something like that)
And I'm laughing my ass off
Now these guys are best friends, each others best man at weddings, god fathers to each others kids type thing.
And aparantly they never left high school -
NOW the damage is done... Why did y'have to talkback before me...???
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Or is it???
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Reminded me of that Candyman movie
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At times I was annoyed at what DH had to say, but then I came to appreciate the character, always well acted and holds the character well.
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..has built his own 'stargate' out of cardboard and christmas lights, and pretends to go on adventures in his yard with his invisible SG-12 team?I do.
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Hope it's good
Stargate has always been a solid Space Opera.
Some seasons better than others.
A few stinker episodes, but mostly not.
The people in charge have mostly kept plot holes out of the mix. They established rules within the universe, stuck to it.
Stargates worst season is better than Heroes best.
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I read that they avoided doing cameos of SG-1 members in the first few epsiodes of Atlantis, for legal reason. Something about making sure it was a separate derived work, so they don't have to pay license to the original creators of Stargate (for the caracter part, I guess)
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With your Time Travelin, and your Aliens and your your...Egyptians.
They haven't been cool since Jesus was a carpenter.
Bring on the Lost Talkback or I shall summon Smokey.
He'll Judge you good! -
but O'beal and Jackson and maybe Walter were in the pilot....
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O'neal
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O'beal it is. The twisted love child of Jessica Beal's Vag and O'neal (hey, isn't it o'neil?????).
No take backs buddy!
O'beal 4 evAR -
We have yet to get aliens in Lost, but time travel and Egyptians are covered.
Am sure the Mayans, Incans and other ancients get a little jealous of the Egyptians, as they pop up in so much fiction. A bit like Seth Rogen in recent times. Those damn Egyptians are fiction whores. -
undone by a crappy keyboard!
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Who used to be a lawyer at a quirky law firm, but now explores the galaxy for new cases and hopes to find Mr Right, even if Mr Right is 7ft tall, green and looks like a lizard
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With so much drama in the S-G-C
Its kinda hard bein Teal-apostrophe-C
but I, somehow, some way
Keep havin to kill Apophis like every single day
May i, kick a little something for the Jaffas (yeah)
And, hit up O’Neill as (yeah!) we breeze, through
Two through the gate and the partys still jumpin
Cause Hammond aint home
I got Tok’ra in the gate room gettin it on
And, they aint leavin til Bra’tac says so (Bra’tac says so)
So what you wanna do, sheeeit
I got a big staff weapon and my Jaffas do too
So turn off the lights and close the iris
But (but what) we dont love Maybourne, yeah!
So we gonna smoke a ounce to this
Jaffas up, goa’uld down, while you Tau’ri fuckers bounce to this -
*lights click on and whirring sounds begin as you approach a strange metal box with a large receptical*
"Please insert sci-fi premises now" says a rather cold and mechanical voice, emanating from the box.
You place the required data in the box.
"Beginning sci-fi mixing routine alpha omega 5, please insert dollar bill"
You give it a bill.
"Premise almost done, please take your receipt with script"
You open the script and take a look at the premise.
'Seagate DSV: Razor'
The SeaGate is a large submersible Stargate type device that is like an advanced sub mixed with a battlestar, that's also one giant "Seagate" that will take you anywhere in the ocean, instantly.
It's 2057, and Bale's Skynet has trashed the world's lights, leaving us in darkness. Lord Bale resides in Russia, where he has revived the Communist Union and is starting his FUCKING PROFESSIONAL take over of the world.
The amatuers in America found the SeaGate buried in Bill gate's old back yard, apparently he got really bored before judgement day and built a SeaGate. They then turned it into a sub-battlestar type machine, letting it instantly travel to the battlefield via ocean and suprise the Russians.
Hybrids, basically retarded Dolphins that can talk, are plug into the FTS drive, or FASTER THAN SEA DRIVE.
MegaMixer500 is a Bonnie Hunt corporation © -
True, Egyptians have been whored out but at least they don't have those stupid snake lookin weapons like they have on SG-1.
Oh and..
Lock > O'Neal
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If you're a Stargate fan and want the news when it's fresh, better to go to www.gateworld.net instead. I'm an editor for the site and we reported all these guest star scoops well over a week ago...and in more detail.
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Is brought to you by Carl Juniors, "Fuck you, I'm eating"
EXT - BALE'S PALACE - DAY
Danny Glover's Dickblood: "My Lord, the target you have requested to be destroyed has been indeed eliminated"
BALE: "Good work, dickblood... all the lights were destroyed?"
Dickblood: "Yes my Lord, we used the nukes as instructed...there were civilians killed, but..."
BALE: "Fuck thos amateurs! You shouldn't live within 5 square kilometers of a fucking florescent light bulb manufacturer, they know that."
Dickblood: "Yes my lord, we are broadcasting Reign of Fire over the air waves 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, but I fail to see this as a warning about......"
BALE: "Are you unloyal to me you fucking Dick(blood)!?!??! Don't make me muther fucking kick your fucking ass you fucker!"
Dickblood: Yes, my leige.
BALE: To refresh your amatuer fucking memory, I'm trashing all the lights in the world so no fucking amatuers can ruin my shot again. It's my fucking scene. It's holy. With all the lights trashed, I shall never be douched again. We will shoot at dusk, during the "Magic Hour" where the light is golden and dragons cannot see you. It's fucking perfect. I'm perfect. Fuck you dickblood."
INT - SEAGATE - DUSK
*THIS MAGIC MOMENT is playing on the captains integrated sound system in his quarters*
Captain Pecan: "Weasley, come in, you paged me?
Weasley Crusher: "Yes Capn', you better come to the bridge..."
Capt. Pecan: "Status Report number one."
*An actual letter, a number 1, walks out from a corridor*
Weasley Crusher: "Are you alright #1?"
#1: "Am I alright? I'm a fucking number with arms, legs, and a mouth and eyes and shit. I'm a fucking mutant, a sick abomination and you ask how I am, fuck you."
Pecan: "Report damn you!"
# 1: "We are approaching a group of Beluga Whales capt, should we fire?"
Pecan: Of course #1, Whales are gay. Engage. By that I mean nuke some Whales."
2 b contnued -
#1: "Captain Pecan, the nukes have created a shock wave, we have to make a jump now"
Pecan: "Spool up the wave machine, hydrate the FTS drive's, now damnnit!"
Weasley Crusher: "Faster than sea jump commencing, 10th Chevron activated, spacial parcec sea coordinates locked in, illogical underwater sea gate forming, we have contact!"
*Wooooooooooooooooooosh*
# 1: "Wooooooosh complete Captain. Successful sea jump has been achieved."
Weasley Crusher: "We have lift off"
Pecan: "Deploy the deep sea retarded Dolphin probes, Ensign Crusher."
Weasley Crusher: "YOu call me Ensign Crusher when your mad at me Captain, what's up, you upset pal."
Pecan: Damnnit, Weasley, it's Bale. That guy must be taking down."
Wharf: "Captain, Kanye West is on screen. His shields are raised and he's molesting fish."
BROUGHT TO YOU BY CARL JUNIORS, "FUCK YOU I'M EATING A BURGER" . -
He has escaped from his confinement through the Stargate. We have tracked him here to this land of many onions.
He will not roam free for long. We have laid traps of leeks and scallions.Soon he will be confined and it will be secure because there is only one 'o' in 'confined' and he will not be able to form an onion. -
thinking.
Who gives a fuck!
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Apr 15, 2009 11:39:05 AM CDT
<<************************CAPRICA*******************************
by donkey_lasher
Fuck yeah.
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kanye west: "Crew of the Seagate, I'm afraid I will have to confiscate these dolphin probes, for my own...erm......PROBING MISSIONS HEHEHHE."
Pecan: "You sick fuck, fire nukes"
wharf: "Firing nukes."
Pecan: "JUMP"
*pew pew pew wooooooooooooooosh splosions!!!*
# 1: "I gotta take a #2, be right back"
Pecan: "Wharf, engage."
Wharf: "Engage what sir, I see no enemies on my ipod touch tactical screen app"
Pecan: "There's a Coral reef right there, nuke it Wharf, god damn hippie reefs, JUMP."
Weasley: "148th.5 Chevron activated!"
BROUGHT TO YOU BY QUIZNOS, "FUCK YOU I'M EATING WHILST REVEALING LESBIAN LOVERS DURING COMMERCIAL, YOU GOT A PROBLEM?" -
My god those posts were epic. Your welcome San Diego.
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...Diox is probably too busy talking about Stargate in the Caprica talkback. I even caught him in the Lost talkback the other day trashing Lost. I wonder if he'll start haunting those the way he did the BSG ones. I used to think he was either about 12 years old or just mentally disabled but then every now and then he comes out with something clever and insightful. A strange one indeed. And yes, he definitely has a homemade cardboard 'Stargate' covered in fairy lights in his backyard.
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and here I was thinking they were going to try something new, what with the story supposed to be far removed from all other Stargate series.
I guess Shanks needs something to do after Burn Notice (which was his best work IMNSHO); Tapping needs something to do since Sanctuary was nice as a web-based show, not so much a TV show; and RDA... surely he's allowed to go fishing now. He's earned it. -
re: "Stargates worst season is better than Heroes best."
You sure about that? That last season of Atlantis was pretty dreadful. I'd have to watch them side by side, but I think season 1 of Heroes (which kept my attention) beats season 5 of SGA (which put me to sleep, on more than one occasion). -
I'm surprised folks think this ensures a repetitive storyline. I remember Jean Luc Picard showing up on DS9 pilot, and Voyager docked at DS9 in its pilot. Is anybody going to posit that STTNG, DS9 and voyager were ostensibly the same show simply by verdict of guest stars?
Guest Stars don't make a show. I remember Love Boat and Fantasy Island had new guest stars every week, and yet *surprise* they didn't really affect the show much.
Yes, I brought up Love Boat in a Stargate talkback. -
oh how I wish it had. Then I'd have a decent reason for having sat through that mess.
Bottom line, when there are shows like Supernatural, Burn Notice, and Chuck (and now Better Off Ted) kicking ass on a weekly basis, all these Heroes and Stargates just can't compete. Here's hoping that changes. -
stunt cast her back in somehow :-)
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Although one has to wonder whether my posts caused the phenomena they predicted ... hmmm ...
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Every week they visit a different backyard in the greater Vancouver, BC area.
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I'm definitely going to watch this one! It's going to be...
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We get Heros and 24 a full day before, but not Lost?
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What the heck, AICN?
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although Atlantis got very stale for it last couple of seasons and had a ridiculous amount of character changes. the same show runners are doing the new show which is a bit worrisome quiet frankly. you saw what happened to star trek when that was run into the ground with B & B. you could already see it happening with Atlantis, the stories where solid but decidedly average fare, and eventually became parodies of SG1 which was suffering from the same thing. old episodes rehashed and re packaged into a new story that you'd already kinda seen before.
both shows finales were once again average. the show deserves better, as its a really great concept. the first couple of season of sg1 especially with RDA where superb, they just kept on going when they should have really finished, Here's hoping universe breaks the mold and get the scripts, plots and arc it deserves -
As "great" as Stargate is, WHERE IS THE LOSY TB? If its too much work throwing a few clips up and asking some weird questions just throw up an empty page with a naked Terry O'Quinn and a talkback. That would be better than ignoring one of the best shows on TV now and ever while keeping the Stargate crap at the top. C'mon Aint it "COOL" News. Not Aint it cult, nerdy News. If Ming Na does a graphic sex scene for the new show and you have video THEN put this Stargate news up all day.
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HERC get yourself in gear and post the damn LOST TB!
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Teyla cast down Michael (let him fall to his death)
The Asgardians returned with a mustache (goatee) twist
Atlantis crew were *Big Damn Heroes* for earth (that should have been a 2 parter)
Sprinkled liberally with interactions with Todd
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Wow, most of you are clueless when it comes to SG, eh? Jaffas = alien race? LOL, wth... morons. RDA being in a lot of the episodes is going to pwn.
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Apr 15, 2009 6:14:14 PM CDT
Teal'c must have better things to do than this shit.
by scriptgirl_nipples
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calm ur horses people
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so dont expect me to discuss the awesomeness of stargate with you all right now, maybe later. tata! or Adios! or whatever.
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freed his people
He's an ally
He worked with Stargate Command, and followed their orders to work for his peoples freedom.
No reason for him to be a part of things that don't have anything to do with exploration of other galaxy's -
I was actually contemplating watching this, loved the movie hated SG-1..cant stand Richard Dean Anderson, I put him in the same catagory as Andy Griffith. A dinosaur of bad 80's TV.
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sorry, but Atlantis was the Stargate equivalent of DS9 (boring as batshit) - and here comes Voyager...
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you really should watch ur back, just sayin. coz ive just had it with you mister. but i will deal with the likes of you later, i got some reading to do, hint: "Bonzo" and i will do to you what happened to him, if i have the time.
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why u think Stargate any good at all? It iz a bunch of junk and crap compared to good shows like Lost, but you are all to fucking stupid to know it. Lost gets me pussy and Stargate is for poser asses I feel sorry for u coz u don't know that
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if i finished doing whatever in time, you guys will never see the end of TB as revenge for the slanderous comments about me. Revenge is coming u old geezers. Stargate shall rule once more.
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touché .... but u must know u are blacklisted.
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coz it sux big donkey cock. It is nowhre near az good az Lost which iz much better than sex with all the women in the world. when will they stop making stupid crap like this? u all are such big idiots for even liking it!
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but i be back to tell you how much more you suk for liking this stupid show.
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The similarities are uncanny.
Oh and Melvin_Pelvis: But you yourself are only describing about 1/3 of that SGA season (and season 4 if I want to go that far). What about all the Ronon-centric episodes "because we need to give him character". So obvious. Or the multitude of McKay/Keller love episodes. We get it, McKay finally got a girlfriend, it's not worth the A storyline everytime. Or worse still seeing Dr Jackson saying ALL his lines at double speed. Seriously, could he have looked anymore uncomfortable in that episode.
Perhaps it's you who have the glowy memory. Anyway it's a poor comparison. Heroes season 1 was an intro season and setting the characters and story. Season 5 of SGA was it's middle (that became an end when it got cancelled) and should have been its climax either way. -
Series 9 & 10, Atlantis and this new one sucked ass.
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Was starting to think I was the only one who thought that. Although seasons 2 & 3 of Atlantis were ok, and we don't know about the new show so we'll see.
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I was pointing out that you've bred a little fanbase of attackers. I didn't actually expect you here because you'd be too busy trolling other shows.
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Is either a) the most skilled and dedicated troll on the internet, or b) clinically insane.
There is no other explanation. -
Damn, the word skill just some of its street cred.
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just lost some of its street cred. Lost. Damn it. Lost!
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you want a show that wears its heart on its sleve.
Sometimes you want to peel an onion like lost or bsg.
I've liked every character on the stargate franchise, for different reasons, at different times, to diferent depths.
Believable characters within the confines of the story, acting under believable motivations.
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I'll enjoy that show too.
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u had to say my name didnt u fucker, and now thats what got them started
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same here man, i love how the characters seem natural, im not kidding here, they do more than any other show. they make the story smooth going.
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its his humor that attracted me to the show in the first place, if it werent for him i wouldve never watched SG-1. and later i came to appreciate Daniel Jackson and somehow along the way i started having a thing for Sam, i blame those BDU military outfits if u ask me but its also the way she knows how to handle herself. and Teal'c i liked his loyalty and strong principles that made him a good friend.
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u guys forgot to mention the new cast members, Carlo Rota and Janelle Monáe, the singer. Rota is in 24 playing that computer geek's husband whos also a computer geek.
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his character was complimented by rodney mckay's presence, sometimes overshadowed by him. but i think he is a darker version of O'Neill in that he is more nihilistic or better yet just less optimistic about things. i dont know actually, he is such an enigma, i think he gives off the appearance of a nihilistic character but deep inside hes got hope, but not for himself but for the people around him, and the galaxy. thats why hes so suicidal, everytime theres a problem he suggests a suicide mission, EVERYTIME! i think he wants to do good, wants to make a difference but at the same time, the world that he wants to save has nothing to offer him. its sad to see how lonely he has become.
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why the hate? did i do anything to you! i dont think so! i aint a troll, a troll is someone who just wants to cause a fight for the sake of it, not because he makes annoying comments. if u find my comments annoying or distasteful then munch up a long thin robe and digest it so it can later come out of her asshole, and then catch it with one hand from below, and another hand from your mouth. that way both ends are held by each hand. now glide it through ur organs back and forth gently. you've just flossed ur body removing all the greese that came from yesterday's demolition derby fisting and punker buster cock rolls
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i guess ur a LOST soul. dude lost sucks so much i cant spare any dictionary words to describe it. and now lost is not better than sex, stargate is better than sex dude and thats a fact.
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fuck ur foreign stench. AVATAR will fuck u in the ass and will suck ur intestines out of ur penis hole. and ur foreign books have no place her u heathen.
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One is left with the horrible feeling now that war settles nothing; that to win a war is as disastrous as to lose one.
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I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
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You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.
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Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come.
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The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.
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War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory.
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You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.
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Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
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War may sometimes be a necessary evil. But no matter how necessary, it is always an evil, never a good. We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.
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War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.
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What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy?
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The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery of a new star.
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Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values.
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The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
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The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving on.
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Wars teach us not to love our enemies, but to hate our allies.
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You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
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The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase; if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.
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Be careful when you fight the monsters, lest you become one.
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A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
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This is the best kind of voyeurism, hearing joy from your neighbors.
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The highest possible stage in moral culture is when we recognize that we ought to control our thoughts.
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There is no greater importance in all the world like knowing you are right and that the wave of the world is wrong, yet the wave crashes upon you.
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A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.
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Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
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What a child doesn't receive he can seldom later give.
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Cynicism is not realistic and tough. It's unrealistic and kind of cowardly because it means you don't have to try.
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That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
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In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
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You're the one who's been trolling every single other sci-fi show talking about Stargate. I can ensure you that if I had said nothing, there would still be people in here in retaliation for your trolling.
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The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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will get you banned. Just a forewarning.
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now explain urself
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dude i tryed getting banned like 2 years ago, i even asked them to ban me but no one cared enough to ban me. btw i go by the name duneknight in other places so if i get banned i will be duneknight, and if i get banned again i will be TheManWhoGotBanned
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I sort of see myself as Faramir (the book version, not the movie version). Not as favored because I'm not as bold, but still noble and able to get things accomplished.
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thanx chirth, maybe i can discuss stuff in the LOST TB instead.
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They delete any posts you've ever made.
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people here were turned off by that calling my name will ruin a talkback instantly idiot.
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Did I sound hateful? If so I apologise, it was not my intent.
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i said i wanted Emily Browning to suck my dick hard and they deleted that, even though shes my age, 20, and im not older than here and shes already old enough to be sacha grey so i dont know why they did that
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wait, i see what you're doing there. im not falling for that bait.
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Apr 16, 2009 7:49:55 AM CDT
chrth ----- oh and Emily Browning was 20 when i said that
by dioxholster
she was 20 when i wrote that so u dont get the wrong idea
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Did Emmerich and/or Devlin finally give up on their plans to revive their old storyline (that still had to be made up)?
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i dont think a new stargate movie will ever be made, not many people remember the first one and a second movie will demand the audience to be knowledgable of what a stargate is and how it works. plus the tv show cant be erased. they only movie will have to be one from the TV show made for fans or something, who knows maybe SGU will grab people's interest in the franchise
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Dioxholster 16th April 2009. Mate, you can never take that back.
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i didnt mean it like that, i meant if i had to trade Stargate for sex, i wouldnt do it.
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...re-reading your post it sure sounds like you saying that Stargate is better than sex. I guess if you actually fucked a tiny Stargate then you wouldn't have to give up either. Come to think about it, a Stargate kind of resembles an asshole. Diox, when you talk about 'Stargate' and how awesome it is, are you really talking about stinkholes?
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okay thats too funny, u made my day.
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or shuld i kall you dickholder haha cuz that's what you lik most. it's not my fault u lik disgusting bear shit like Stargate and cannot understad the fantastical glory that iz Lost but since StarGAY iz made by dick licking ponces 4 uther gay bummers lik u i guess i could see why the u not seeing it so great. It sad really how much u like big man penis in ur mouth but see not what i mean and know what u do! haha!
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aaaargh why cant' you hethen morons cum up with anything better than watching this smelly shit. You all need to die u suk so much for liking Stargate. It iz worse than having monkeys rip off ur penis and then feeding it to u why iz it u don't know that? It iz becuze u didn't have the brainz and stuff for Lost which iz the greatest show evar!!!
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of Egypt peeplez and u r all terrible and loathsome degenerates that need 2 know u not being place for this but to rape ur mothers and sisters. That iz what u like and why u like this show god u all make me want to vomit over myself with how offensive u r.
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I'd let Dioxholster suck my penis, even though it doesn't work...but he'd have to pay me first.
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The greatest part of life is punching someone like dioxholster in the crotch.
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Measure twice, cut once, and never get near dioxholster unless you want a venereal disease.
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I've spent my life caring for these less fortunate, the poor, the infirm, the weak minded. Like dioxholster.
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The only good thing about dioxholster is that some day he will die. With any luck, and little help, that day is sooner than later.
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I owe everything I've ever learned to dioxholster...but I'd still never fuck him.
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No jabba doo botha tu dioxholster de na ha batta, hoo hoo hoo.
Translation: "I may be a fat, disgusting, slimy, no-good sleazeball, but next to dioxholster I'm Prince Harry and mixed with Jesus. Hoo hoo hoo." -
If dioxholster was in front of me and on fire right now, I'd neither spit nor piss on him to put it out. I'd get out my marshmallows and invite the children to help me kick him so he'd stop trying to get up.
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The darkest part of the human soul can be measured, but woe to he who looks into that abyss. The unit of measurement for this I call a 'dioxholster'.
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Never has the world seen terror and insanity so ignorantly employed, so terribly weilded; this boy, this dioxholster.
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Unforgivable.
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And banging his toobler he wimmed and he widdled, for dioxholster cock was embarressingly little.
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They just didn't say what happened to him.
And Stargate kicks ass. Yes, it looked kinda cheap in the early years and sometimes it could get a little cheesy. And it still kicked ass. It'll never be as good as shows like "Lost" are, but at its best it's certainly as FUN. -
u got major issues. i have created a monster. what i did was in good fun, you, you are sick.
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Fucking faggot.
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u no want to admit i rite and u are dumb shit for liking feces like Stargate? haha i mean only in good fun 2 say Lost iz the gratest thing in the universe and StarGAY iz for loosers like u i don got the master in Lost!!! i got major issuez with u coz u like Stargate and not Lost why are u thinking it iz good? haha FookU iz totally right good one!!!
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u gettin to worked up about this i say all in fun. Stargate iz just a TV show but Lost iz LIFE!
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yeah, not funny, in fact im way smarter than you, you just fell into my trap little mouse, now its time for me to play with my food.
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u want to eat me? doz that mean u reelly r gay? haha i just kidding 4 fun but 4 realz StarGAY iz the worst like if u take a stick and cram it up ur azz but Lost iz the BEST!!!
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who are you pretending to be? because thats not me man.
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this is how i write, i'm just voicing my opinion. do you think i sound like someone else?
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Stargate has been consistenly excellent since the beginning .. I hope the new series follows the Science-Fiction pattern of the original series rather than the Fantasy type fiction of Atlantis. Not as jaw-droppingly great as Heroes, but definitely more gripping than Gilligan's Island .. I mean Lost.
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