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The Easter ScriptBunnyGirl Report!!! That's right, she even has Easter Bunny Script News To Report!!!
Hey folks, Harry here with the latest from the bunny we all wish would appear at our house with her eggs. Right? Here ya go...
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by a few seconds. Now let the five minute hate begin!
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Could it get any shittier? Surely it will!
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goddammit, just go away.
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Mmmmm... I'd sure like to slurp some tom yum goong off of those firm tasty knoedels...G'night, everybody, Happy Easter and Passover. Drive home safely!
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and let us spread some schmaltz on them!
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and that's saying a lot.
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Apr 12, 2009 12:38:45 AM CDT
Run over the bunny and take his place? Santa fell off roof anyon
by juansanchez
It's The Santa Clause with the Easter Bunny.
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...because the only way she can get men to listen to her is to dress like a ho.
haha! Just kidding. Fuck feminism. Keep parading in bunny ears ScriptGirl, let females know they can shove their societal progress right up their ass. -
No, seriously, I bought some Green Giant Organic Carrots from Kroger. Real good price, too. Y'know, Americans in general really gotta eat more vegetables. And fruit; we're malnourished as a country.
That being said, if ScriptGirl chose to, she could help herself to as many of my carrots as she pleases.
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Who fucking cares?
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Apr 12, 2009 1:11:54 AM CDT
Half Thai huh?? Insert underage prostitute joke here...
by turd furgeson
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her reports would still be shit and pointless.
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Maybe those two ethnic groups should breed more often.
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...but it sure smells good!
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That's what I get for clicking on video. Please just stop posting these YouTube vids.
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Playboy has to make an offer to scriptgirl!
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That's the holiday movie I want to see. Of course, the religious origins of Easter will be brought to the fore, as Pontius Pilate prepares to crucify both the Easter Bunny and Punxsutawney Phil. But early in Act 2, focus group data reveal to Pilate the P.R. value of clemency, so he assembles the populace beneath the balcony of his palace, offering them the chance to spare the life of one of his mammalian miscreants.
"Give us barabbas!" they cry, 'barabbas' meaning 'the rabbit' in Hebrew.
The Easter Bunny is then released from his shackles, while the Groundhog sees the shadow of the Cross descend upon him. Phil turns to prayer, and a crown of thorns is thrust down mercilessly upon his cute little head. He prepares for the long march to Golgotha.
Meanwhile, Pontius Pilate retires to his quarters to wash his hands, which have been soiled from eating Cadbury eggs in the hot noontime sun.
By nightfall, Phil is near death. A sympathetic centurion offers him spiritual sustenance by reading from the Works of the Prophets. But the furry King of the Jews is by now suffering from delirium, and misinterprets a passage from Ezekiel as a prophecy that GROUNDHOG DAY will be made with Chevy Chase instead of Bill Murray.
"Father! Why hath Thou forsaken me?!"
A thunderclap from the heavens is the sole response, and Punxsutawney Phil expires. His body is returned to his native Pennsylvania in a shoebox, and interred beneath a rock at his home in Gobbler's Knob.
Soon after (or as soon as one can get from the Levant to North America in the first century A.D.) Mary Magdalene arrives at the tomb. In search of her beloved rodent's remains, she rolls away the stone. The space is empty! God be praised!!
But where could Phil have waddled off to? Mary looks around for a sign of the risen savior, and soon spies droppings on the road to Emmaus. She travels several miles before encountering a man writing furiously upon parchment; he's well on his way to producing a lengthy scroll.
"Have you seen the risen Groundhog?" asks Mary.
The scribe completes a final sentence with a flourish before responding. "You bet your wet britches, sugar tits! Now give me some head before you sin no more!"
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Or does she really have no shame? I'm not a chick and even I find that image of her in a bunny suit with a carrot in her mouth condescending and just outright IN BAD TASTE. I mean FUCKS sake talk about an obvious metaphor, doesn't even have humor in it. And believe me, I have an extremely raw and liberal sense of humor. I know this doesn't need repeating, but this needs to go, of course it won't, because the day AiCN LISTENS to its audience is the same day Fox does, ya know...that studio that everyone here hates. I could cut the double standards here with a butterknife.
That being said, hunny, try something else. Maybe videos for something that actually has an audience. Last I remember people weren't begging for a buncha name dropping and executive deals that could be botched anyways. Very unexciting stupid shit. Whatever you do try to do tho, whateveryournameis... maybe use some actually INTEGRITY and TALENT in your ventures. Instead of plastering your tits and lame sexual innuendos all over your shameless product. Either get this shit off of here or make the videos worthwhile and actually cram some dicks down her throat, I mean it doesn't seem like it's that far off anyways. Seriously who here thinks this shit is a good idea? Harry? If ya ask me AiCN is alot like Old Yeller, it's time to take that fucking shill out back and shoot his big, orange, fat melodramatic ass right in the face. Good day, sirs. -
And life will be good... Make it so!
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when she comes back from the stupid comedy bit. She seems quite pleased with herself.
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Because you can't vote for zero stars!
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*waits for a high five*
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oh yes
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oh yes
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She has that LOUD AMERICAN VOICE that the entire world can't stand. as hot as we all believe her to be. look into those eyes. that is pure evil right there.
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Try and make it happen over on mymavra.com!
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Apr 12, 2009 5:31:18 AM CDT
She doesn't have to do the sexy stuff or the comedy stuff
by juansanchez
I'd like more info on the scripts. Maybe interviews with the writers who sell their scripts. They could talk about how they broke into the industry. Give insights on past projects. Talk about how they might tweak the 8 sequence structure and why.
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Purple is her color, all right...
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...the speech patterns of Jeremy Clarkson.
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A slacker runs over the Easter Bunny! How hilarious!!!!! Give those guys some money!
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You're right there dude, she is like a sexy, unfunny Clarkson with that infuriating way she speaks.
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and it smells like, thai food.
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Just sayin'
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zoey deschanel...with a better rack. I TELLLLL YOUUU!!
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and oh yeah, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrack'em
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you'd cream your pants and then tell her how much you "love her work". Posers
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check out her favorites in her youtube channel if u want proof.
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Your point is what?
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velvet?
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..nor is she really a girl (too old), but she is female and we are geeks, so she figures she is hot
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Ah, I was correct. There was no point.*NORMAL SERVICE IS NOW RESUMED*
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... what she is saying, but do I love those boobies ! AICN really needs more boobies, otherwise I'm gonna start thinking this site is full gay. And if you say you wouldn't like her to be your easter bunny rabbit, then you must be super-homo.
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Apr 12, 2009 9:25:56 AM CDT
Nice Tits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by broseph
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I HATE bangs on a chick. I don't know why they do it. A girl's hair invariably looks SO much better more or less equal length down in front. And while I don't think SG is super hot or anything on her best day, she's still pretty cute, I'd do her for sure, but man the bangs don't do her any favors either.
Also it makes me think, she HAS been doing this for over a year now, right? I'm too lazy to go to her page. -
in the outfit from the still.. oh well.
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...that this lady and other others keep perpetuating some bullshit stereotype/idea that the fastest/easiest way women can get ahead in the entertainment industry is to flaunt their sexuality. Look at me I used to be a stripper! Give me an academy award!! Look at me I made a home porn movie that 'accidently' got leaked on the internet! Give me a career thats lasting years and millions of dollars longer than it should!!
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"maybe she lost family in the holocaust?"
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thats my point douche, why else would i say it!!
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Look, we know you are attractive, and the brain trust behind this amateurish series is obviously using that to THEIR advantage, but it is hurting your career. Sure...people in the business have heard of you, sure you get invites so the guy who gave it too you can get a whiff in person, and I'm sure at least one 50+yr old VP down there not only returns your calls....but faps his wrinkled, speckled hog cock to your image every night...however all this cam whoring isn't getting you actual paying jobs, if it were...you and your amigos would not have time to do this. Hell..even hacks who punch out scripts in 5 minutes, like Bob Orci for instance, don't have time to fuck around on youtubeSweetie...you are hot, and obviously have some kind of "game" personality or you would not subject yourself to this, but at 30 it is time to step back and take stock of where this is leading...the Hollywood clock is ticking...and we both know in that town after 30 you have very few ticks left. So here is my advice...advice that has worked for many women in Hollywood....."A targeted sniper like BJ will get you farther than months of shotgun like youtube cam whoring." yes you can use that line..but I want screen credit It worked for Megan Fox, and although she is far younger than you, you have a certain exotic look that appeals to directors, head writers, and VPs who have had their fill of easily obtainable 14-21yr old runaways,strippers,aspiring actresses and well...script girls. Take that god given gift...find the one guy most likely to get you on the entertainment gravy train you desire, and pour the coals to his engine....if you know what I mean. best of all...it is discrete...much more so than this youtube teasing...mostly likely nobody will know...all they will know is SG made it big...it'll be yours and his secret...and who knows...perhaps you'll surprise us all after you get that "leg up", and flock of the albatrosses that surround you now, and actually show that you are funny and talentedJust some friendly advice babe...your hot...but it is time to stop fucking around with carrots and wrap those lips around something that can get you some serious work.
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why ruin the fun for us. i want to know who she blows not keep it a secret, dont be an ass. but scriptgirl might turn to porn if its not gonna work out, right? then harry should link us to her naughty videos so we can see her real talents. did i mention that scriptgirl digs stargate?
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u are partially right. what conspiracy is talking about mightve worked in the 50s but not nowadays, these big shots could care less if they get into some strippers pants, they already can get plenty of that without giving anything in return. pussy has worn out over the years and its value decreased gradually because it became easy to obtain.
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for me to say:I LOVE SCRIPTGIRL!!!!!
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thats why she is hot, coz AICN has too many dicks, too much cock in the talkbacks. we need to spread out the dicks, create some lady space. anyone with a pussy will be treated like a Goddess here, duh.
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where that porno guy was complaining at how annoyingly easy it has become to get women to do that work, not much fun anymore for the rich perv. he said in the old days, he used to try to convince the ladies to do it, nowadays instead, the girls are flocking to do it.
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Vincent Price iron Tail, not Roger Moore.
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in fact, it was pretty damn terrible!
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she didnt even wear that sexy pink top and bunny ears for the report? damn.
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The marginal value of pussy! Now that's a topic for a econ thesis! As supply of quality pussy increases, and demand stays constant, the value of each individual pussy decreases! As Hollywood has built in limitations as to who can be at the top, and in a position to grant favors; but NO limitations on the number of women willing to give up gash for cash...pussy is in fact a depreciating asset to possess.Still SG does have one variable fresh pussy does not have..scarcity. There is only ONE SG..not the hottest, not the youngest....but she is somewhat known, and has been teasing for awhile now; there might be unquantifiable value to X in being able to have what quite a few want but are not in a position to get...which might effect her value to x..so in fact she might have some advantage over other similar pussy in the market.
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Great! Thanks for contributing.
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that a career in porn is too low for her.
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AND ON DURING PASSOVER NO LESS!
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THE ONLY CONDITION REQURED FOR EVIL TO EXIST IS FOR GOOD MEN TO DO NOTHING
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If Jordana Brewster had fake boobs and Down's Syndrome. Those eyes are way too close together. And crossed to boot.
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still pic?! that wasnt a carot she was sucking on!
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and she was naturall intrigued so she flew me out to la to show her and one thing led to next and gobbled my fat jughead whil i took pix on my iphone
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...is how pissed everyone gets about SG and her tits every single week. Who cares? Either watch her youtube shit or don't.
I have never seen a group of (mostly) men get so frothing-at-the-mouth furious over a pair of cans in my life. It borders on terrifying. They're tits, people. TITS. Enjoy them for what they are. Or don't. Nothing to get angry about. -
The holocaust line was clearly a joke. Save your righteous indignation for something truly offensive. There's plenty of it in the world
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Apr 12, 2009 1:58:59 PM CDT
And lobo-tor: I pray to God that English is your 2nd language!
by john_t_chance
and not a product of out public schools. If such is not the case I'm sending my kids to private.
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Happy Bunny Day
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The love and sacrifice of my man J.C. compels me to reach out to you in the spirit of peace. Or even reach around to you in the spirit of the repressed homoerotic longings which control your life.
You are my brother, FMB. If you strike out at me today I shall only turn the other cheek. Face cheek. Not butt cheek. I know your mind immediately went there. God bless.
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the slacker works? The ultimate product-placement - get your product in the title of the film! Coming soon: "Yahoo Sirius & Nike McDonald's Adventures in the Kingdom of the Star-Bucks II: Attack of the Google Fox"
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tell your mother to puts you back on your meds cause you are clearly in your fucking manic stage.
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She is hot and she is funny.
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leafs of bread?
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Apr 12, 2009 2:42:15 PM CDT
And 'cause it's easter, & I'm Jewish: CHOKE ON MATZAH, JTC!
by fuckmichaelbay
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Somebody call the JDL
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...and do it on a holiday like Passover, she can lick my gribinis! Welles is NOT a Jewish last name, and I've never heard of a Midwestern Thai-Jew before.
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SAUSAGE and LOAFS! What the hell...are ESL classes making it mandatory for students to post here?
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No wonder it is so hard to find a good movie these days.
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I'd love to know who you are and how well your career in hollywood is going, before reading your lectures.
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I'd like to hear the same from you. Now tell me you'd like to see mine. Get it?
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Despite being raised by devoted Shintoists, I find Judaism the most pragmatic of all organized religions and would gladly convert if asian men didn't look so ridiculous in yamikas!
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don't mind the hater-boys here in their cardboard clubhouse with the No Girls Allowed signs colored in crayon. They fear you--you make them tingly in ways they don't yet understand. They are still trying to get comfortable with the curves in cursive-writing class and their crushes on their third-grade teachers. Putting a chocolate bunny in the frame for them to look at was a kindness--nice touch, and very considerate of you.
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great line!
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Apr 12, 2009 3:08:24 PM CDT
fuck you john t ass!!!!!!!!! I waz born in the motherfuckin usa!
by lobo-tor
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at 1:02 you can see my terrible and mihgty cock!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa-1wRFcfm0
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http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/04/10/woody.harrelson.zombie/index.html
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Truth.
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huh? unless 'conspiracy' is a sockpuppet of yours, your reply to me makes no sense.
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"I'd love to know who you are and how well your career in hollywood is going, before reading your lectures."The "your opinion only matters if you have a film career in Hollywood" attitude is unwelcome here and not a qualifying factor of persons' relevance...just ask JackNanceRevenge.
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your multiple sign in names! Burn! I knew it!!
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Actually retard, I'm not.
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on that link. It was her cameraman's finger. Please tell me you know the difference.
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Asians are smart.
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I want to be a gentleman about this so I will not call you an inbred, unemployed, illiterate cocksmooch!! Boy it feels good to take the high road.
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Because they're funny. And successful.
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Carrots are tubers for the non agricultural.
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...and you couldn't be a gentleman if you're fake dildo penis became real ala Pinocchio. And yes, you will get a boner if you lie, so stop pretending you know shit about fart.
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anyone see Elvis Mitchell interviewing Bill Murray on TCM? Great interview. Murray is a surprisingly knowledgeable cineaste. Anyway, he talks about Gilda Radner and how "moon-eyed" he was for her because she was funny. That's how I feel about scriptgirl. Her good (not great) looks combined with her sense of humor make her unbelievably sexy to me.
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Apr 12, 2009 4:32:07 PM CDT
FMB: Sounds like someone's been hitting the Manischewitz!
by john_t_chance
Are you drunk, dude? Your posts make less sense than usual. If that's even possible.
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Please get a job instead of coming here every single week, just to patrol these SG talkbacks 24 fucking hours a day annoying half the regulars.Thanks.
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Apr 12, 2009 4:43:01 PM CDT
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by john_t_chance
So I'm annoying the "regulars?" Doesn't that sound cozy, clubby, and elitist. I get it. Don't want any "orientals" in the inner sanctum, eh? Want me to take my little "shifty-eyed Hebrew" friend FuckMichaelBay and scram, eh? Well forget it. It's time we take a stand and fight. WOLVERINES!!!!
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Apr 12, 2009 5:00:59 PM CDT
Did that dumb ass really just say "wolverines!!!"
by glory_fades_immaxfischer
"YEAH! IT'S TIME WE STAND AND FIGHT" on errr..an internet talk board..with words! YEAH! I didn't know FuckMichaelBay was hebrew..Funny, he doesnt look jewish
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It's true that you come to this TB every fucking week just to annoy the people who regularly post here on other talkbacks though, isn't it? It's not like I just plucked some bullshit out of thin air. It's reality.You know, the place you used to visit frequently.
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AND DAMN PROUD OF IT!
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Apr 12, 2009 5:13:13 PM CDT
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by john_t_chance
I come here to voice my opinion. The same as you. The fact that I voice a minority opinion (SCRIPTGIRL RULES) and you would like to see it removed so as not to pose a threat to the majority opinion proves only that you are a FACIST. And something of a poor sport
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...you can leave. Me no go nowhere.
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what is this woman's actual job? she would make an excellent porn star. she doesn't offer any news of interest. she needs to just let those puppies out.
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That goyim is meshugana! Sincerely, The World Rabbinical Council
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Because the only response to ScriptGirl is to let rip a massive fart... And even THAT is more intelligent than the thought process that put her on AICN.
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Jon T Chance: "The fact that I voice a minority opinion (SCRIPTGIRL RULES)..." Finally some truth. Thus backing up arguments that the majority of AICN does not want her videos here. Let them stay on YouTube. That's a small victory friends. Enjoy it.
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quit being a little fucking bitch. All you seem to do is fucking complain. Let me guess you were the kid who took the ball home if the game didn't go his way. You fucking lit
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tle bitches.. You all need to take that dick out of your ass and lighten up.
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...you're one of roughly five SG plants who take turns trolling the TB week after week shitting on haters and praising your Jew-hating, corn-fed, news regurgitation heroine. You're so witty and wonderful for pointing out how much we suck for having an opinion that isn't yours.Fact is, I'm in the minority too...the majority of people are here too shout 'BOOBS!'. That must hurt.
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I'm a jew too and think you are fucking stupid. Mel Brooks made his entire wealth off making fun of us. So why are you such a bitch.
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She doesn't say who her current employer is but she did say in an interview that she used to work for Lawrence Gordon (Hellboy, Lara Croft, Die Hard, etc.) and I just now read the rest of your question and realize you were being facetious.
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...with the discarded foreskin from my bris, if I wanted.
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you are one of the five people who hate it. you are such a fucking idiot. every time you comment you show how big of an ass you are.
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I'm a jew too and think you are fucking stupid. Mel Gibson made his entire wealth off making fun of us. So why are you such a bitch.
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How I love your conspiritorial fantasies. "There are 47...correction...48 communists in congress!"
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Go to YouTube and read the comments. I also just said I'm in the minority like ten posts ago.
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...get it right.
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Does it hurt you that people make money off us? Can only jews do it? Your a fucking bigot and idiot. You are the biggest jackass I've every heard of and you do this for fun. Your comments weak. YOur life is weak. Soon that piece of coal that has been stuck up your ass for the last thirty years will turn into a diamond and all your friends will be so proud. But I can't say that. I might offend a jew. Oh no . Oh no. You are a sad ass bitch. Now I have said my peace I'm out! PEACE
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Apr 12, 2009 5:44:51 PM CDT
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by christian_bale_trashed_my_lights
No, it only proves that you're a fucking idiot.If someone beats their head against a wall repeatedly until it bleeds, they're a fuckwit.If someone regularly posts on the same talkback every week purely just to piss off 99% of the other talkbackers, knowing full well that they are not only loathed but have been exposed as a liar, they are a fuckwit.I hope this is clear to you. I can put it on an audio tape and mail it to you if you're having trouble understanding this very simple statement.
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Who fucking cares. If you don't want to see the video, don't fucking click on it! Does it take up space on your hard drive?? Then shut the fuck up, don't watch it, let people who enjoy it watch it. I don't want to see 1/2 of the dumb cunts who do nothing in these threads but fucking complain about everything but I'm not calling for you all to be banned. IF YOU DON'T FUCKING LIKE IT THEN EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT TO NOT CLICK ON IT. Or go start your own "non" S.G. site. Seriously who gives two fucks?? Does it really ruin your day?? If it does you need to pull the fucking stick out of your ass and tune out the little parts of the world that don't bend to your every whim. Holy jesus jumping Christmas shit!!! :o)
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...if you had real balls, you'd stay and play....but I think youll be back anyway.I never said any of what you accuse because SG doesn't make money. Argument over................you............lose.
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It's equally our right to click on it and voice an opinion. Why should we do one or the other for the sake of some anonymous person's feelings, or because you said to? FREEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
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Who fucking cares. If you don't want to see the talkback posts, don't fucking click on them! Do they take up space on your hard drive?? Then shut the fuck up, don't look at them, let people who hate this regular joke of an article vent. I don't want to see 1/2 of the dumb cunts who do nothing in these threads but fucking complain about people complaining but I'm not calling for you to be banned. IF YOU DON'T FUCKING LIKE IT THEN EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT TO NOT CLICK ON IT. Or go start your own S.G. site without the option to comment. Seriously who gives two fucks?? Does it really ruin your day?? If it does you need to pull the fucking stick out of your ass and tune out the little parts of the world that don't bend to your every whim. Holy jesus jumping Christmas shit!!! :o)
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Like I said, if you can read, voice your opinion, but calling for a ban?? Start your own fucking site. I'm just going to voice my opion that people who want everything banned need to be banned then. We will start with you.
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Or is a complete fukin moron.
You judge, lol.
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that was for show of course I will play cause I'm a player and your shit is weak bitch.
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Your assuming shit. and remember when you a assume you make an ass out of you and no just you. Here a little info for ya.People make money off youtube and the internet. At least the smart ones do.. And by your stupid comments your not one of them. Just do your hobby and comment.
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Your use of the :o] and :o) symbols in your posts is too much. Your mastery of the textspeak of a ten year old girl has completely destroyed me.You totally win.
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No wonder Hollywood is full of shit films and fucking remakes.
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What's happened here, fellow talkbackers? Usually you are united in your hatred of ScriptGirl/love of boobs.But now you're fighting amongst yourselves like animals! Animals! What would Jesus say?Think about that, go to your bedrooms for thirty minutes, and then return here when you can be nice to each other again.
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Has once again "had his wittle feewlings huwt" by the obvious. Your mastery of humor has completely demonstrated your lack of comprehending the obvious.
But you got the "I win" part right at least. There could be hope for you. I'll also say when the " :o| " is too much you elitist fraternity scumbag. -
..The Santa Claus but with the Easter Bunny instead of Santa?And what's the main character going to do for the rest of the movie? Run around handing out chocolate eggs?
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They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time he gets the joke, every time
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i was hoping to go for 3 days at least this time.
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i was hoping to go for 3 days at least this time.
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Apr 12, 2009 6:20:08 PM CDT
Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of ha
by bluehawaiisurfer
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'Has once again "had his wittle feewlings huwt" by the obvious.'Christ, you're so right. Damn you with your obvious statements that affect me so much!'Your mastery of humor has completely demonstrated your lack of comprehending the obvious.'Uh...but wait a minute. The sentence before this one told me I had been hurt by 'the obvious'. But now you're saying I can't comprehend 'the obvious'? HUH?'I'll also say when the " :o| " is too much you elitist fraternity scumbag.'No, please say it's too much! I can't stand the fact that you keep taunting me with faces made from letters and symbols! It's too much! I MIGHT CRY!
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Only 60% of the time?
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Seriously, lol.
Keep thinking about that "OBVIOUS" thing...it will come to you.
ROFL, damn dude, you are a piece of work, rofl.
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60% of the time I like you all of the time.
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ask your mom to id it after she pulls it out of her kornhole GAY!!
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Seriously, check out the eyes.
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Unfortunately, its giving this ScriptGirl Talkback FAR more posts and attention than she deserves. SG videos will go away when we stop paying attention to them.
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I didn't really mean to say that your looks are not great, love. I twisted my words trying to make the point that your humour makes you even sexier! I would find you sizzling hot if you were a deaf mute!!
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I think I was in love once.
Really? What was her name?
ScriptGirl
That's not a good start, but keep going...
She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
I'm pretty sure that's not love.
Damn it.
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D.Vader and MonkeyMr are correct.I raise my white flag and retreat from this talkback seeing as i'm %10 responsible for it moving to first place over more deserving talkbacks.Just don't disagree with me about anything ever again because it's fucking distracting.
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Apr 12, 2009 6:45:38 PM CDT
Harry put this post next to Edgar Wright post for a reason.
by buddytongue
Scriptgirl and Wright used to date. She's got pix of the two of them together all over her myspace. So a successful director finds her hot enough to date but some anonymous talbacker would kick her out of bed for having eyes that are "too close together?" That is so fitfully hilarious to me you will never know.
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She's a pair of tits, with an annoying voice. And honestly, the tits are not that great either.
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you are right, we should stop posting here...no matter how much fun it is to piss off the White Knights. I guess it was the Pussy Economics that really started the pissed off ball rolling...and I am sorry. Peace people...no offense...lets all just be friends on this festive Jesus Bunny day. But I am serious...depreciation factors and Marginal value of Hollywood pussy...fucking GREAT thesis!
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I'm %90 you are correct.
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You even found a way to make a joke that's been around since Lenny Bruce (my father fell out of a guard tower at Auschwitz) seem fresh again. That is the mark of a good writer. Congrats Sweetcheeks!
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I wish you luck in your attempt to get me banned.
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...but as soon as JTC leaves...here you are. Is it Vindeni or DiMachccio's turn next?
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I believe he is suffering from Jew envy. It's more common than you know. Based on his underwhelming wit and clumsy attempts at jokes, I'm gonna guess he's either Amish or lapsed Baptist.
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Oh wait, you're talking to yourself! We're all waiting for your response to yourself. Im guessing it will be a lame joke.
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Little rusty I guess.
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Does it irk you that I get paid very good money to write jokes? Good thing you don't have to make a living at it. You'd be back eating paste on Santa Monica Blvd. before lunch break. That pungent brew of abject failure and warm semen must be a bitter mouthfull to swallow but there is a recession on and a fella's gotta work...
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What's all the ruckus?
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You get paid money to write jokes?You cant put that in a post and not follow it with something funny. In fact you HAVE to say something funny now.Lets hear it then.
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Apr 12, 2009 7:18:55 PM CDT
JNR: The only thing that slightly irks me about you...
by fuckmichaelbay
...is that you still think anyone believes you're famous or cares if you actually were.You don't even have an IMDB page, Steve. I mean, didn't you say you had 'lots of IMDB credits'? I guess you meant 'credits' as in the kind from the local porn arcade where you work as a jizz-mopper.
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"That pungent brew of abject failure and warm semen must be a bitter mouthfull to swallow but there is a recession on and a fella's gotta work..."Is this your ad from OVERSIZED CLIT MAGAZINE?
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Who the hell is Steve? Another hilariously off-base guess as to my identity. Here's a hint...Like a good Jew, my surname is found repeatedly in the Book of Leviticus.
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...or so I've heard.
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/yawn
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BLAH BLAH BLAH NOISE.
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Apr 12, 2009 7:34:33 PM CDT
I'm not a trained monkey ManFuriouslyMasturbatingBehindCurtain
by jacknancerevenge
I get so tired of people finding out what I do and hitting me with the "say something funny!" bullshit. I will intentionally refrain from being funny here just to spite you. Oh but I just a hilarious comment about you to my wife. It killed, boobie!
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OR we each fight the tiger that attacked Brian DiMuccio at Seaworld?
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You should check it out.
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Not surprised! No time to be funny when the fry machine is beeping! Busy bee...busy bee!
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Keep up the good work!
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...so don't pretend I shit on you and your cronies blindly. You owe me at least five hours of my life back! I also scored* a copy of the 73 DEGREES script. I could tell you didn't write it.*pulled from trash can
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Likes to sniff apparently.
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Because you must've been drunk when you agreed to produce it.
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...that's the Salmon-colored draft, right?
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...then you can possibly pinpoint MY plant in your organization. Wouldn't want that now, would we?!
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...do the hitmen even exist?
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but our script has indeed been rewritten and that's how I can tell if you supposedly have one of our versions or not.
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Why do you think I said I wouldn't tell you? Loyalty is important to me, and I would never betray my source(s). Maybe Ms. Welles is one of them and she doesn't even know it?
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Seriously, send my well wishes to SG. You should buy her a plant.
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Where da Windex at?
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I've just started checking out twitch.com and it is bar better than this site. Wish I had discovered it sooner.
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Apr 12, 2009 9:32:25 PM CDT
scriptgril--you're hatred only makes me masterbate HARDER!!!!
by lobo-tor
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please ignore the haters. their animosity stems from the repression of their latent homosexuality
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The movie that, being a jew, I am most ashamed of owning.
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women everywhere should be angry at this broad setting them back another 100 years. showing her tits, being called a girl...show some balls would ya?
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the hostility towards your obvious good looks can, i'm sure, be blamed on the shame of being repeatedly laughed off stage on drag queen nights. sadly, there is no cure
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But I can't tell if she really is, or if its just the glasses that make her look that way. I'm guessing that she is not crosseyed. I hope she gets contact lenses.
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Hmmm.
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aaaahhhhh...great to be back
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let's wallop in some profound hatred, shall we?
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Apr 13, 2009 12:43:01 AM CDT
I'm posting here again cause there're no other topics...
by gibsonusa returns
...on the main page I wanna post at. A million Star Trek articles and something about Jaws...nah.
So I'm here just by process of elimination.
Kinda like how guys decide to call her for a date right?
I'M KIDDING! I'M KIDDING! -
That's right - I referenced Batman & Robin. Deal with it.
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For a spankaroo!
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I'm wondering if maybe she was telling the truth and that you really are her plant. Out of curiosity I counted, and you have a whopping 34 posts in her talkback, and most of her co-horts' posts are addressed to you. If you were to take away your posts and the posts addressed to you, that would probably eliminate about 100 posts, and this talkback wouldn't be at the top. Didn't the people who hate this shit agree not to post here anymore? And how the hell are you not banned? You suck, dude. Plant or not, you suck.
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... who call her "Kristina" like they know her. "Nice job this week, Kristina, very funny. A lot of people just like your tits but I can see you're an intelligent and funny woman. I've got a gap in my schedule next Wednesday, so let's do lunch. See you darling. Mwah!"
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No one cares what you think and in order to get banned, I'd need to have a meltdown. Good luck getting me to do that. DINO_V is one of her crew members and If you look at our conversations, even someone with a brain as tiny as yours should be able to figure out I'm NOT a plant.And you sir suck, not I.
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not Scriptman. That is a scientific fact.
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If you were a plant, I think I'd actually have more respect for you. Dino. V. and company have a rational reason for spending weekend after weekend in these talkbacks, they are using her to promote their shitty Hollywood careers. While they are douchebags, at least that is logical. But what's your excuse for spending many a Saturday and Sunday wasting away your time in a talkback for something you claim to despise. It's been almost a year now. It made sense to revolt when she first came out, but now this speaks more about something lacking in your life. How many years are you going to waste your weekends in her talkbacks? 2? 3? A lifelong commitment? Move on.
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is a complete ripoff of the Santa Claus. Real original. That sh!t will never see the light of day. Maybe on ABC Family, but not in theaters.
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dont ask why but it looks better really.
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I was going to leave, then Thanksgiving came around. You know...when they tried to rid of me on their precious page on AICN by calling me out as a plant. It was a childish and amateur move. A move that parallels the crude and amateur nature of their production values. It was insult to all talkbackers. Who are they to come in with their "subcontracted" video pitch on on site about "cool news" and try to gain fame at fortune at our expense? And if you, or anyone cannot see that...I dont care.Do I have better things to do? FUCK YEAH! Will I leave if she apologizes in her report for it? FUCK YEAH! Will that happen? FUCK NO!So until then you can hang, or you can leave. I'm not going anywhere.
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Aaaaaand, that's why you suck, FMB.
"Do I have better things to do? FUCK YEAH!"
That's even worse. Sacrificing better things to do in order to spend your weekends posting on Scriptgirl talkbacks....well, you suck so much that you just can't understand why you suck. So, have fun posting on her talkbacks for the next several years.
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When He returns on December 21, 2012, you will be forced to accept the Truth!
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I knew my 30's were basically going to be the end of the world.
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The truth...is that He is a Jew. I'll make him some Matzah Ball Soup for him to enjoy while he smotes your sinful ass. :)
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Happy Apocalyptic Birthday!
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Do you feel better now that you're done with the temper tantrum? Go get your diaper changed and suck a nut. You're just upset that I can more than afford to waste time here on a weekend. That's why being the boss of your own company is such a great perk.
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You don't get it, and you'll never get it. I'm not mad at you, and I really don't give a shit about you. You can waste time and weekends in these talkbacks, I don't care. And I'm not going to get into a 5th grader name-calling contest like the ones you conduct every weekend, either. I don't care about Scriptgirl, either, I was banned for criticizing her, but I checked in here once in a while afterwards, and while all the others who despised her tended to move on, you kept racking up the most posts in here, so I felt like addressing this.
But let me see if I understand your logic? You claim that you come here to waste your time because you are the boss of your own company? And having a wealth of time and money, being a boss of a company and all, the only logical outcome is to waste all your weekends in the talkback of a video that you despise? This is preferrable to say, dating women, spending time with friends or family, going out and doing stuff, and just plain living life?
You're either a moron, a plant, or something is deeply wrong with your life. Or it's a combination of the three. With your grandiose claims of owning your own company and bragging on a messageboard, you have a lot in common with Dino. V. and JackNance, so I can see why you choose to spend so much time with them. You're of the same ilk. Have a nice life, FMB, or non-life. -
God, and I bet that's ALL he fucking talks about to people in social settings. Type-A greedy self-worshipping alpha male bullshit. Bet he even sleeps with his fucking dumbass Bluetooth in his ear.
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It'll be a helluva party!
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Where is he and President Obama gonna duke it out?
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TITS OUT OF ATTENTION GIRL
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TITS OUT FOR ATTENTION GIRL
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"I'm not mad at you, and I really don't give a shit about you."You pretend not care, yet again and again you're compelled to re-post in response. You say:"I don't care about Scriptgirl, either, I was banned for criticizing her, but I checked in here once in a while afterwards, and while all the others who despised her tended to move on, you kept racking up the most posts in here, so I felt like addressing this."Mind you own business, asshole. Your inability to control your own behavior got you banned in here once before. Thats make you the least qualified person to determine who should be banned, and how my time should be spent.I look forward to your next post you egomaniacal douchebag. You know you will.
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...in the geek world?
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Not made of paper. Not made of hay. Not made of magic and bunny bumper dust. WTF? Plastic? But my cat won't eat it! Single color streamer? Maybe those old strips tied to a window a/c unit you see inside the stale offices of old autoshop garages?
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Come on. Putting aside all the sexually charged rage in here...the lady is fine.
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Anyone know? Thai women are sexy as hell. German women not so much. Heidi Klum aside.
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Apr 13, 2009 6:24:33 PM CDT
What a talentless cunt. Using your tits to advance yourself.
by dannyglovers_dickblood
You should be proud you fucking whore. I can't believe this bullshit is still here. Shame on all you motherfuckers for giving this bitch traffic. If you want your daughters to grow up to be just like her, by all means-- continue.
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oh, and by the way that "guard tower" joke was stolen straight off Jimmy Carr- I didn't watch the video, but I'll bet it's a story about her grandfather who died at Auschwitz when he fell out of a guard tower. If it isn't then I'll apologise, but I'm guessing it is based on FMB's reaction to it as Anti-semitic.
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Apr 14, 2009 9:48:02 AM CDT
Anyone who has ever knocked 1 out to this is VERY SAD!
by silentbobafett2
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Apr 14, 2009 5:46:26 PM CDT
Script Girl is average, and the tits are not that special.
by scriptgirl_nipples
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Apr 15, 2009 12:41:22 AM CDT
Please tip JackNancy's Revenge: he's the towel boy at McDonald's
by thegreatwhatzit
Location: men's room. He was outted last year, on this site, while trying to impersonate a screenwriter. And now he's a joke writer? A joke, yeah; a writer, never. This poor, pathetic cellar dweller couldn't even qualify as an extra on the TIM & ERIC SHOW; he's incapable of picking-up a girl or a check. His lame attempts at writing are aborted by his camouflages on this site as other contributors (no variation, zip flexibility). Next gig: dancing for pennies on a Taco Bell parking lot. JackNancy's only brush with celebrity: sitting four seats behind Dustin Diamond on a Burbank-bound bus ("It gave me goosebumps!"). This site, much like SG's IQ and sex appeal, is rapidly shrinking; it's now little more than a shelter for a few sexually repressed losers who are competing to be first in line for TWILIGHT 2.
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What the fuck are those dumbass animations?
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