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It's The Second Coming of STAR TREK this Easter For Our Troops in the Middle East!

Hey folks, Harry here... I've known that JJ and the Crew of the new STAR TREK would be doing this - but isn't this a nice way to celebrate Easter with our Armed Forces? To give them a peek at something that usually they'd have to wait for a trip home to enjoy? And that JJ and Crew actually went and spent this Easter with the Troops - that's all kinds of special. Here we go - there are a few spoilers here, so boldly go if you do not wish to be spoiled... otherwise read about a special Easter delight!

Harry, I emailed you a week or so ago. I'm in the Army and deployed to Kuwait. The cast of Star Trek along with J.J. Abrams were at our camp today to premiere the new movie. Below is my review. I hope that you find it post worthy:

Star Trek Review

I am in the Army and currently deployed to Kuwait. We have a movie theater on post that shows “second run” movies, meaning that we get the movie about a week or two after they are released in the states. At times, a special effort is made to show the movie here on the same date it is released in the states. With that being said, I was shocked to see the movie schedule that was published for the first half of April. According to this schedule the new Star Trek movie will have a “special premier” on April 11th. I found it very hard to believe that we would be able to view a big “summer time blockbuster” movie that won’t premiere in the States for another 27 days.

Sure enough, the movie actually did get played today and I was able to get in to see it not just once, but twice. Not only did the movie arrive in Kuwait, but J.J. Abrams and most of the “bridge crew” cast (Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Zoe Saldana, John Cho, Eric Bana and Karl Urban) were here as well.

The cast went out of their way to entertain us before and after the movie was shown. They were more than happy to interact with the soldiers (Eric Bana leaped out of his “reserved” seat and sat next to a female soldier who invited him next to her) and they took their time describing their experiences making the film and answering questions and requests (Quinto obliged a soldier who asked him to call his daughter back in the states and say hello to her). I was truly impressed and grateful in the fact that they went out of their way to thank us and to offer this film to us. I’ll admit that this review won’t be as objective as it could because of the way the cast lent themselves to us. My biggest thrill was walking up to J.J. Abrams after the film and having the opportunity to give him my general impressions of it. How many times does a geek like me get a chance to do that?

In the spirit of full disclosure, I am not a “trained” film critic. I did not study film in school and have never worked in “the industry”. I judge movies by asking this question: Did it suspend my disbelief long enough for me to want to find out how it ends? If it did, I applaud the film makers for their efforts; if not, I move on to the next experience and consider if I could have thought of a better vision. I’m of the opinion that every scene and bit of dialogue that makes its way onto the screen was put there by the film maker for a specific reason and a viewer ought to pay attention in order to get the most out of his viewing experience

What I do claim to be is an avid movie fan, a die hard Star Trek geek (3 conventions under my belt, buy hey…I never wore a costume) and someone who pays close attention to detail in all movies that I watch.

Like most Trek fans, I’ve been anticipating this type of movie for quite some time. I can remember reading Strangers from the Sky 20 years ago and thinking it would have been a great story to revamp the TOS Trek movie franchise by hiring younger actors to start the 5 year mission from the beginning. I cherish The Original Series and was left empty after watching Nemesis. So I had high expectations for this film and was encouraged when I learned that someone like Abrams would be creating it.

This review is SPOILER FREE as I made a commitment before entering the theater that I would not divulge any plot twists or story lines of significance. Therefore, I will only give you my impressions of the film in general terms.

Ok, I’m done trying to validate my credentials. Enough of this blabber; let’s get on with the review.

As we say in the military, Bottom Line Up Front: This movie was fantastic in every sense of the word.

Perhaps I’m being a Pollyanna because of the delightful way the cast treated us today, but I’m finding it hard to point out any faults in this flick.

Not only was I able to suspend my disbelief, but I was caught up with the story and the characters all the way to the end. Just like Kirk in the movie, the audience is left hanging off the edge of a cliff time and time again. Abrams takes something that we are all familiar with, turn it on its head and present us with something that is brand new and that we can quickly embrace.

But that is not to say that the movie completely disregards what we all saw on TV while we were growing up. On the contrary, Abrams pays homage to the Original Series throughout the film by including little tidbits that should resonate with the fans. The all familiar pulsating audio blips are the first sounds you hear in the movie. We finally get to see Kirk participate in the Kobayashi Maru exercise. We are finally given a reason for McCoy’s surly disposition and cynical nature. We see Pike as the strong and aggressive Starship Captain that we knew he had to be before he was doomed to a wheelchair.

Early in the film, McCoy describes space as “disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence”. And that is exactly the way Abrams displays the backdrop of this story. Gone is the antiseptic nature of space and the ships that travel through it. The Enterprise is no longer a clean and sterile workplace; it is constructed of dirty and oil covered I-Beams that moan with sounds and explosions while being attacked. Space is shown as the hostile environment that it truly must be. This vision is perfectly captured during the opening scenes when a cacophony of terror within a ship instantaneously becomes absolute and sudden death in a sea of silence as a crewman is plucked out of a ship and into the void.

This movie has a true ensemble cast. The supporting charters (Sulu, Chekov, Uhura, and Scotty) are elevated to meaningful positions with enough substance in the movie to make each one relevant. Sulu (oh my) is allowed to kick ass without losing the character’s intellect. Chekov is allowed to deliver comic relief without being reduced to the ship’s fool. Uhura is given a critical role in a surprising twist that makes her more than just the “gal with the thing in her ear”. And Simon Peg steals the show in every scene that he is in.

Of course, the film still centers around the Kirk, Spock and (to a lesser degree) McCoy, and again, we see these characters in a new, but familiar, light. The relationships between the “Big Three” begin to develop into the familiar “trichotomy” that we are familiar with. Spoke, McCoy, and Kirk still represent the Id, Ego and Super Ego and it is very fun to watch them play off of each other. Kirk and Spock’s internal struggles (Kirk’s desire to honor his father and Spock’s need to defend his mother ) are prevalent throughout the film. .

Abrams avoids the traps of other Trek films by ensuring that storyline does not depend solely on an old stand-by such as time travel (or God forbid, a halodeck program run amok). As I think everyone knows by now, time travel does occur in the movie, but it compliments this story; it does not become the story.

One thing is certain however: the story told here has altered the Star Trek universe in such a way that there is no going back for any of us. And it is this point that makes this movie accomplish its goal of starting things all anew and allowing us to fondly remember old characters that we have just met.

If I’m forced to find fault in the movie it would only be in a sequence in which “Spock the Elder” narrates the future events that lead up to this story. He has a lot of ground to cover and very little screen time to do it and it comes off as a bit rushed. However, the narration is absolutely necessary and I can not see how it could be avoided.

One last thought: as I stated, I saw this movie in a military Morale, Welfare, and Recreation (MWR) operated theater. As with all movies shown on a military base, before the film begins, our National Anthem is played. In fact, just as the lights begin to dim, everyone in the theater automatically stands and awaits the beginning of our Song. Having worn the uniform for the past 20 years, I feel the pride whenever the Song is played and I like the idea that it is the opening event for a purely American invention and pastime such as a motion picture. Just like before the opening pitch of a baseball game, I think it’s very appropriate that our country’s freedoms are honored right before a Hollywood produced movie begins showing. I’d offer that up to my civilian movie enthusiast peers as something to think about and to ponder: should we do the same thing at civilian run movie theaters?

If you post this, call me Black Smoke (my first call sign from Desert Storm)

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Glory_Fades if I could delete my posts
by gusradio
Apr 11th, 2009
11:39:23 PM
Happy Easter
by gusradio
Apr 11th, 2009
11:40:59 PM
first to not say first--
by bma2192
Apr 11th, 2009
11:49:38 PM
Good Treat for the Troops.
by The Founder
Apr 11th, 2009
11:49:54 PM
Stop whoring for
by JuanSanchez
Apr 11th, 2009
11:55:03 PM
Star Trek - you'll jinx it!
by JuanSanchez
Apr 11th, 2009
11:55:39 PM
Awesome way to support the troops!!
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Apr 11th, 2009
11:55:51 PM
Fantastic for the troops, and for the movie...
by critch
Apr 11th, 2009
11:59:33 PM
The anthem isn't the pledge.
by gotilk
Apr 12th, 2009
12:12:13 AM
I wasn't clear above...
by gotilk
Apr 12th, 2009
12:15:38 AM
No Anthem before movies
by Horace Cox
Apr 12th, 2009
12:16:15 AM
Just for the rcord...
by Horace Cox
Apr 12th, 2009
12:17:57 AM
Paramount is going BALLS DEEP with this thing
by zillabeast
Apr 12th, 2009
12:19:01 AM

by critch
Apr 12th, 2009
12:29:25 AM
Shit. Has everyone seen this movie already overseas?
by lockesbrokenleg
Apr 12th, 2009
12:37:17 AM
Hey Black Smoke
by DarrylStrawberry
Apr 12th, 2009
12:40:43 AM
JJ's turn to do the cock sucking now?
by scriptgirl_nipples
Apr 12th, 2009
01:24:29 AM
Tomorrow: Star Trek screened for kittens with cancer
by Kenny_Fuckin_Powers
Apr 12th, 2009
01:35:21 AM
I remember the days when you only sucked cock for coke
by JuanSanchez
Apr 12th, 2009
01:35:35 AM
Next week: screened for auto workers in Detroit
by Kenny_Fuckin_Powers
Apr 12th, 2009
01:35:59 AM
And then a screening to benefit Lindsay Lohan
by Kenny_Fuckin_Powers
Apr 12th, 2009
01:36:45 AM
This must've been written by the serviceman
by Kenny_Fuckin_Powers
Apr 12th, 2009
01:39:12 AM
Next it's Old People in Rest Homes
by lockesbrokenleg
Apr 12th, 2009
01:44:37 AM
Oh Fuck Off Already
by medicinaluser
Apr 12th, 2009
01:55:48 AM
Classic Trekkies hate this movie with a passion
by lockesbrokenleg
Apr 12th, 2009
02:01:50 AM
Good for them
by Rand92
Apr 12th, 2009
02:04:32 AM
SPOILER FREE - B.S.!!
by Opinionated_Bastard
Apr 12th, 2009
02:12:14 AM
Anthems before movies?
by motivotion
Apr 12th, 2009
02:59:52 AM
Motion picture a 'purely American invention '?
by Unclean1
Apr 12th, 2009
03:49:50 AM
medicinaluser...
by critch
Apr 12th, 2009
04:04:35 AM
motivotion
by gotilk
Apr 12th, 2009
04:23:47 AM
Except the disabled row.
by gotilk
Apr 12th, 2009
04:28:37 AM
Wow...
by Sleeperkid
Apr 12th, 2009
04:47:20 AM
Unclean1 - Hes right. You should read what you post.
by Mike_D
Apr 12th, 2009
04:52:58 AM
Critch
by medicinaluser
Apr 12th, 2009
04:57:36 AM
Mike D - He's not right ;)
by Unclean1
Apr 12th, 2009
06:30:39 AM
The marketing dept at Paramount is genius...
by JackIsLost
Apr 12th, 2009
06:58:41 AM
Retard...
by Alexxa
Apr 12th, 2009
07:08:55 AM
This movie will be awesome
by American Mythos
Apr 12th, 2009
07:19:15 AM
Honouring your inventions
by ultrakev69
Apr 12th, 2009
07:34:55 AM
Now everyones the biggest Trek Fan..
by Redfive!
Apr 12th, 2009
07:40:42 AM
F Troop.
by NeilMcCauleysBrother
Apr 12th, 2009
07:55:00 AM
If The Played The National Anthem, I Would Never...
by Loyalfromlondon
Apr 12th, 2009
08:08:24 AM
medicinaluser - ?
by critch
Apr 12th, 2009
08:23:11 AM
Critch
by medicinaluser
Apr 12th, 2009
09:35:13 AM
the guy who shot those moving animal photos...
by CorpseRide
Apr 12th, 2009
09:37:35 AM
true story - indian national anthem
by Mr_X
Apr 12th, 2009
10:07:19 AM
I'd stand - thank you Soldier!
by aceattorney
Apr 12th, 2009
10:10:15 AM
Typical brainwashed American Soldier
by theycallmemrglass
Apr 12th, 2009
10:10:15 AM
theycallmemrglass, it's "world peace" you illiterate dope
by YackBacker
Apr 12th, 2009
10:15:16 AM
Mr. Glass...
by expert_40
Apr 12th, 2009
10:20:09 AM
And when I say clown show...
by expert_40
Apr 12th, 2009
10:22:12 AM
Yeah!
by Zarles
Apr 12th, 2009
10:26:10 AM
Zarles?
by expert_40
Apr 12th, 2009
10:30:03 AM
Anthems before movies?
by bigbill
Apr 12th, 2009
10:49:25 AM
Good For Them :
by PTSDPete
Apr 12th, 2009
10:52:59 AM
expert_40
by PTSDPete
Apr 12th, 2009
10:58:20 AM
Can we all just get along?
by WIBoomer1
Apr 12th, 2009
11:09:30 AM
jesus...I thought i was on a Fox news board...
by DrBrianOblivion
Apr 12th, 2009
11:28:22 AM
Fuck the whole "Support the Troops" crap
by MY_BLUE_PENIS
Apr 12th, 2009
11:33:27 AM
Nice review.
by cameron1975willi
Apr 12th, 2009
11:53:59 AM
PLANT!!!
by dick splash
Apr 12th, 2009
12:19:31 PM
Paramount and JJ
by Jodet
Apr 12th, 2009
12:26:52 PM
National Anthem
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Apr 12th, 2009
12:27:36 PM
Oh, and one more thing
by Jodet
Apr 12th, 2009
12:28:10 PM
anthem & pledge
by berserkrl
Apr 12th, 2009
12:29:09 PM
expert_40
by berserkrl
Apr 12th, 2009
12:33:26 PM
ABRAMS: WE'VE GOT A TREAT FOR YOU TROOPS!
by J-Dizzle
Apr 12th, 2009
12:57:35 PM
Good For the Troops
by picardsucks
Apr 12th, 2009
01:08:27 PM
my brother is in the army
by Dijjot
Apr 12th, 2009
01:11:01 PM
See - poor education is a good thing sometimes.
by Professor_Monster
Apr 12th, 2009
01:16:40 PM
My fondest wish...
by EverythingEverywhereStinks
Apr 12th, 2009
01:35:18 PM
You support the troops
by WaitingforAvengers
Apr 12th, 2009
01:47:07 PM
RE: National Anthem
by OneBuckFilms
Apr 12th, 2009
02:22:35 PM
Yeah support the usarmy.
by ominus
Apr 12th, 2009
02:23:05 PM
Good on ya Trek crew...
by morGoth
Apr 12th, 2009
02:26:24 PM
Professor_Monster, RE: See - poor education is a good thing some
by OneBuckFilms
Apr 12th, 2009
02:27:09 PM
Trek for Troops - Bullets for Somolli Terrorists!!
by picardsucks
Apr 12th, 2009
02:27:39 PM
The funny ironic thing is that
by ominus
Apr 12th, 2009
02:33:35 PM
Did this guy just call...
by BendersShinyAss
Apr 12th, 2009
02:36:57 PM
Anybody seen Ominus' brain?
by Big Dumb Ape
Apr 12th, 2009
03:03:35 PM
CHRISTIAN H. TITTY-FUCKING BALE
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 12th, 2009
03:06:43 PM
I WOULD'VE ASKED ERIC BANA TO SIT ON MY LAP
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 12th, 2009
03:09:24 PM
I DON'T THINK IT WAS THE FRENCH WHO INVENTED MOTION PICTURES
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 12th, 2009
03:10:39 PM
BRAVO Abrams and cast
by Big Dumb Ape
Apr 12th, 2009
03:11:21 PM
MAYBE BLACK SMOKE WAS REFERRING TO BIG MOTION PICTURE EVENTS
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 12th, 2009
03:11:59 PM
THE AMERICAN MILITARY IS THE FOUNDATION FOR STARFLEET
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 12th, 2009
03:13:32 PM
AMEN, BIG DUMB APE
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 12th, 2009
03:15:13 PM
3 SOMALI PIRATES GO KAPUT
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 12th, 2009
03:16:38 PM
hi, can we get a WOODY HARRELSON ZOMBIE THREAD?
by altoandando
Apr 12th, 2009
03:24:45 PM
WB could have used this kind of marketing with Watchmen.
by polyh3dron
Apr 12th, 2009
03:24:56 PM
THAT BITCH ASS TMZ PHOTOG DESERVED WOODY'S BEATDOWN
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 12th, 2009
03:26:56 PM
What kind of plant grows in the desert?
by Kingdaddy
Apr 12th, 2009
05:48:25 PM
I'm Not The Pro War Political Type...
by Media Messiah
Apr 12th, 2009
06:10:59 PM
America OWNS the World & the Space around it.
by scriptgirl_nipples
Apr 12th, 2009
06:13:31 PM
OneBuckFilms - National Anthem
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Apr 12th, 2009
06:26:14 PM
OneBuck Films - Middle Eastern Cinema
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Apr 12th, 2009
06:32:20 PM
There is nothing casual about it!
by MelGIbsonsAssBlood
Apr 12th, 2009
06:32:46 PM
theycallmemrglass
by Sicuv Uyall
Apr 12th, 2009
06:34:08 PM
IN THIS RESPECT, BALE AND ALLAH ARE SIMILAR
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 12th, 2009
06:34:15 PM
ALL PRAISE BO OBAMA
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 12th, 2009
06:35:25 PM
OneBuckFilms - America Under Sharia
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Apr 12th, 2009
06:35:44 PM
I AM ASHAMED OF EATING SO MUCH HAM TODAY
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 12th, 2009
06:37:19 PM
OneBuckNation - Source on Last Article Was
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Apr 12th, 2009
06:38:16 PM
UNDER SHARIA LAW, YOU CAN USE YOUR DAUGHTER TO PAY OFF YOUR DEBT
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 12th, 2009
06:39:34 PM
So many different gripes....
by Sicuv Uyall
Apr 12th, 2009
06:41:56 PM
Allah will trash your fuckin' lights!!!
by Sicuv Uyall
Apr 12th, 2009
06:44:57 PM
BUT WILL SHARIA LAW AFFECT DANCING WITH THE STARS?
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 12th, 2009
06:45:54 PM
Bendersshinymetalass
by Die_Hardest
Apr 12th, 2009
06:46:27 PM
SHARIA LAW WILL NEVER TAKE HOLD OF AMERICA
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 12th, 2009
06:47:41 PM
OneBuckNation - National Anthem
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Apr 12th, 2009
06:55:39 PM
Sharia Law in America?
by scriptgirl_nipples
Apr 12th, 2009
06:56:43 PM
National Anthem
by Die_Hardest
Apr 12th, 2009
06:58:14 PM
stupid stupid stupid
by Die_Hardest
Apr 12th, 2009
06:58:37 PM
Scriptgirl-Nipples
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Apr 12th, 2009
06:59:33 PM
WOULD YOU RATHER A FUCKING SATANIST IS PRESIDENT?
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 12th, 2009
07:00:29 PM
MERYL STREEP SPOKE OF ALLOWING SHARIA LAW IN THE U.S.?
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 12th, 2009
07:01:47 PM
Happy Easter to the Troops!
by The Reluctant Austinite
Apr 12th, 2009
07:07:11 PM
SEAN PENN DOES NOT REPRESENT ALL LIBERALS
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 12th, 2009
07:08:34 PM
Reluctant - thanks for reminding me -
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Apr 12th, 2009
07:09:19 PM
I CAN'T BELIEVE MERYL STREEP SPOKE OF ALLOWING SHARIA LAW IN AME
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 12th, 2009
07:09:28 PM
Chaimbensexyback -
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Apr 12th, 2009
07:11:19 PM
Agh - Source for that, Chaim
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Apr 12th, 2009
07:12:07 PM
OKAY ... BUT WHERE IN THAT POST DOES IT SHOW
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 12th, 2009
07:13:10 PM
Chaim
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Apr 12th, 2009
07:14:53 PM
MY MATH IS FINE
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 12th, 2009
07:18:14 PM
Nope
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Apr 12th, 2009
07:20:12 PM
THAT'S NOT MATH, SPYMUNK. IT'S PRETZEL LOGIC.
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 12th, 2009
07:26:11 PM
Unclean, You Dumbshit...
by Rebeck2
Apr 12th, 2009
07:27:26 PM
RE: National Anthem
by OneBuckFilms
Apr 12th, 2009
07:31:18 PM
Benders Shiny Ass
by Rebeck2
Apr 12th, 2009
07:33:41 PM
The brits/europeans want to take credit for just about anything
by Mike_D
Apr 12th, 2009
07:37:55 PM
Do I Think...
by Rebeck2
Apr 12th, 2009
07:39:11 PM
THE ONLY THING EUROPE INVENTED WAS THE BLACK PLAUGE!!
by Mike_D
Apr 12th, 2009
07:43:08 PM
A little explanation of where I stand.
by OneBuckFilms
Apr 12th, 2009
07:59:41 PM
I'm an evil socialist ...
by DennisMM
Apr 12th, 2009
08:00:51 PM
Stupid worthless
by cineninja
Apr 12th, 2009
08:01:09 PM
Britain used to be a nice place.
by scriptgirl_nipples
Apr 12th, 2009
08:02:59 PM
Sucks for America, now the President is one.
by scriptgirl_nipples
Apr 12th, 2009
08:03:52 PM
Wow... cineninja...
by DennisMM
Apr 12th, 2009
08:25:17 PM
Spymunk you FN wackjob douche...
by Kid Z
Apr 12th, 2009
08:57:07 PM
It aint cool...check out twitch
by cant_stop_yawning
Apr 12th, 2009
09:13:35 PM
Cineninja
by Horace Cox
Apr 12th, 2009
09:31:58 PM
Kid Z -
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Apr 12th, 2009
09:36:57 PM
Wow; Horace that was far too mature and balanced for this lot
by toadkillerdog
Apr 12th, 2009
09:46:26 PM
Troops in the Mid-East: The Voyage Home....
by DarfurOnTheRocks
Apr 12th, 2009
09:49:20 PM
The Fuck-tards of AICN come out talking about Muslims....
by DarfurOnTheRocks
Apr 12th, 2009
09:54:19 PM
Darfur -
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Apr 12th, 2009
10:58:09 PM
Edith Cavell:
by MotherPussBucket
Apr 12th, 2009
11:01:25 PM
i believe
by frank cotton
Apr 12th, 2009
11:10:36 PM
Horace
by brobdingnag
Apr 12th, 2009
11:18:22 PM
Suddenly Harry likes the US
by brobdingnag
Apr 12th, 2009
11:20:44 PM
Wow.........This TB is about Star Trek?
by Mundungus
Apr 12th, 2009
11:25:24 PM
National Anthem Before Films
by edgreen86
Apr 12th, 2009
11:32:38 PM
edgreen86
by berserkrl
Apr 12th, 2009
11:52:46 PM
brobdingnag
by Horace Cox
Apr 12th, 2009
11:56:04 PM
We don't have the anthem, but we do have...
by hypermaug
Apr 13th, 2009
12:29:17 AM
hypermaug
by berserkrl
Apr 13th, 2009
12:31:18 AM
berserkrl
by edgreen86
Apr 13th, 2009
12:39:11 AM
Berserkri
by erykthedead
Apr 13th, 2009
12:56:38 AM
edgreen86 & erykthedead
by berserkrl
Apr 13th, 2009
01:03:03 AM
P.S.
by berserkrl
Apr 13th, 2009
01:06:32 AM
berserkrl
by edgreen86
Apr 13th, 2009
01:12:02 AM
edgreen86
by berserkrl
Apr 13th, 2009
01:28:20 AM
Anthem
by Toonol
Apr 13th, 2009
02:00:58 AM
The anthem already plays in front of some movies.
by otm shank
Apr 13th, 2009
02:17:56 AM
Rebeck2 and Mike_D are such cocktards
by CorpseRide
Apr 13th, 2009
05:57:57 AM
I SUPPORT SHARIA LAW IN THE USA
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 13th, 2009
06:23:25 AM
DARFUR
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 13th, 2009
06:34:16 AM
Black Smoke? OMG! The Smoke Monster's in Kuwait!
by DKT
Apr 13th, 2009
07:00:37 AM
Let's see, the USA is...
by Kid Z
Apr 13th, 2009
07:08:03 AM
Can we maybe discuss Star Trek?
by Kid Z
Apr 13th, 2009
07:08:40 AM
And I'm in a rant kinda mood here...
by Kid Z
Apr 13th, 2009
07:16:13 AM
Anthems
by Dataset
Apr 13th, 2009
07:21:07 AM
Fuck the Troops
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Apr 13th, 2009
07:27:03 AM
Notes from Baghdad
by ThisIsTheCaptainSpeaking
Apr 13th, 2009
07:40:06 AM
Fuk you Klytus - You Motarded piece of sleestak shit!
by Liberal_Warrior
Apr 13th, 2009
07:40:06 AM
I'd gladly watch the National Anthem before movies...
by mraig
Apr 13th, 2009
07:43:05 AM
Socialism is unAmerican
by natecore
Apr 13th, 2009
07:45:27 AM
Smack a Motard day came early this year
by Liberal_Warrior
Apr 13th, 2009
08:00:42 AM
Warrior
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Apr 13th, 2009
08:16:48 AM
Klytus...
by DoctorWho?
Apr 13th, 2009
08:40:14 AM
Klytus - Not supporting the war is one thing- but disparaging th
by Liberal_Warrior
Apr 13th, 2009
09:16:55 AM
Wonder what plan of action...
by mrfan
Apr 13th, 2009
09:17:04 AM
THIS CRAZY TALKBACK PROVES ONE THING
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 13th, 2009
09:21:11 AM
I'd rather they bring back the news reel
by Shepard Wong
Apr 13th, 2009
09:22:26 AM
TWICE FUKKED, THRICE SHY
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 13th, 2009
09:22:39 AM
THE PIRATES OF PENN'S ASS
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 13th, 2009
09:24:47 AM
That should have said: Do not disparage troops
by Liberal_Warrior
Apr 13th, 2009
09:35:10 AM
I KNEW WHAT YOU WERE SAYING, LIB
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 13th, 2009
09:40:13 AM
You must be BSB
by Liberal_Warrior
Apr 13th, 2009
09:43:20 AM
I AM BSB'S MESSENGER ON EARTH
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 13th, 2009
09:45:37 AM
ChaimBenSexyback: Agreed :)
by DarfurOnTheRocks
Apr 13th, 2009
09:52:41 AM
THE MESSAGE ARRIVED THROUGH DARKNESS
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 13th, 2009
09:59:24 AM
Everybody needs to calm the fuck down
by D.Vader
Apr 13th, 2009
10:24:15 AM
Spymunk, no one will read that shit unless...
by D.Vader
Apr 13th, 2009
10:30:33 AM
Angry Liberal's
by johnyaztec
Apr 13th, 2009
10:39:56 AM
Klytus, you really must be an idiot if dioxholster is against yo
by D.Vader
Apr 13th, 2009
10:42:42 AM
BSB
by HoboCode
Apr 13th, 2009
10:47:57 AM
johnyaztec
by HoboCode
Apr 13th, 2009
10:48:36 AM
I think he changed it during an argument with someone
by D.Vader
Apr 13th, 2009
10:55:24 AM
CorpseRide, You Fucking Idiot
by Rebeck2
Apr 13th, 2009
11:03:19 AM
socialism
by berserkrl
Apr 13th, 2009
11:10:21 AM
HOBONODE
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 13th, 2009
11:31:18 AM
I was going to go on an epic rant against Klytus
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Apr 13th, 2009
11:41:14 AM
I Wonder
by perromaldito
Apr 13th, 2009
11:57:17 AM
I love it!!
by skydemon
Apr 13th, 2009
11:59:21 AM
ATTENTION!
by CENOBITE
Apr 13th, 2009
12:17:42 PM
If I ever get a first in a talkback...
by Toonol
Apr 13th, 2009
12:51:38 PM
There is NO WAY
by BendersShinyAss
Apr 13th, 2009
01:09:43 PM
BendersShinyAss
by Morte_Bea_Arthur
Apr 13th, 2009
01:11:25 PM
CENOBITE
by berserkrl
Apr 13th, 2009
01:41:11 PM
BENDERS
by Don_Logan
Apr 13th, 2009
01:41:59 PM
Wow...
by JRyanH
Apr 13th, 2009
01:46:03 PM
JRyanH
by berserkrl
Apr 13th, 2009
01:52:32 PM
RA RA
by Hasselhoffflying
Apr 13th, 2009
01:57:46 PM
the thing about Americans is...
by Don_Logan
Apr 13th, 2009
02:00:31 PM
NATIONAL ANTHEM?
by Harold-Sherbort
Apr 13th, 2009
02:07:24 PM
Black Smoke...
by robert.thekilled
Apr 13th, 2009
02:18:11 PM
HAWAIIAN
by BringingSexyBack
Apr 13th, 2009
02:22:27 PM
DON LOGAN
by BringingSexyBack
Apr 13th, 2009
02:30:13 PM
Big Dumb Ape
by ominus
Apr 13th, 2009
02:33:04 PM
A motion picture is pure american invention?
by ominus
Apr 13th, 2009
02:41:53 PM
RORSHACH IS THE NEW FREDDY!
by theycallmemrtibbs
Apr 13th, 2009
03:05:43 PM
Wow..not touching this talkback with a ten-foot Pole...
by Bones
Apr 13th, 2009
04:04:50 PM
I guess I did touch it..
by Bones
Apr 13th, 2009
04:05:56 PM
The real story is that this world is going to hell
by ominus
Apr 13th, 2009
04:09:01 PM
There are troops in the Middle East?
by Sithdan
Apr 13th, 2009
04:11:02 PM
Sector_11374265, don't forget the Burger King
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Apr 13th, 2009
04:12:09 PM
Yeah right Klytus...
by morGoth
Apr 13th, 2009
04:23:42 PM
hey, Klytus...
by Don_Logan
Apr 13th, 2009
04:28:02 PM
Wait, they made it to Kuwait?
by ganda1f
Apr 13th, 2009
04:28:35 PM
BUT, don't repeat my spelling errors. FUCK!
by Don_Logan
Apr 13th, 2009
04:29:05 PM
I understand that my posts enrage many of you
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Apr 13th, 2009
04:32:57 PM
Trek Hype
by Magnum Opus
Apr 13th, 2009
04:50:55 PM
Too bad Obamanation is a FUCKIN LIAR..
by conspiracy
Apr 13th, 2009
04:51:49 PM
Sector_11374265
by skydemon
Apr 13th, 2009
04:54:00 PM
So many vile pieces of shit...
by DoctorWho?
Apr 13th, 2009
05:02:07 PM
I apologize for my vileness
by skydemon
Apr 13th, 2009
05:12:09 PM
BALE COULD HAVE GONE ANYWHERE. BUT HE CHOSE AMERICA.
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 13th, 2009
06:49:48 PM
DOCWHO
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 13th, 2009
06:51:41 PM
Amen BSB. BALE = AMERICAN.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Apr 13th, 2009
06:52:53 PM
KLYTUS
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 13th, 2009
06:57:34 PM
THESE LIGHTS = TRASHED
by Don_Logan
Apr 13th, 2009
06:58:01 PM
DGDB
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 13th, 2009
06:59:25 PM
Brother Logan. Good to see you.
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Apr 13th, 2009
07:24:45 PM
Lib War!
by toadkillerdog
Apr 13th, 2009
07:38:00 PM
Like I figured...Klytus is just a troll.
by morGoth
Apr 13th, 2009
08:11:16 PM
Klytus
by toadkillerdog
Apr 13th, 2009
08:38:52 PM
^ PROFESSIONAL
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 13th, 2009
08:43:51 PM
Toad
by Liberal_Warrior
Apr 13th, 2009
10:22:53 PM
Klytus
by Liberal_Warrior
Apr 13th, 2009
10:24:43 PM
Hahaha!
by D.Vader
Apr 13th, 2009
10:32:48 PM
has anyone seen this?
by StrokerX
Apr 13th, 2009
10:54:38 PM
That review was really sappy....
by TheWaqman
Apr 13th, 2009
11:04:19 PM
THE ONLY THING EUROPE INVENTED WAS LIMBURGER CHEESE!
by Mike_D
Apr 13th, 2009
11:54:36 PM
"...a purely American invention and pastime such as a motion pic
by ironburl
Apr 14th, 2009
12:33:44 AM
Leland Stanford was interested in horses, not movies
by ironburl
Apr 14th, 2009
12:41:49 AM
Lol @ MikeD
by CorpseRide
Apr 14th, 2009
02:32:20 AM
CorpseRide
by Rebeck2
Apr 14th, 2009
03:16:04 AM
This pretty much sums up my thoughts on America
by seppukudkurosawa
Apr 14th, 2009
05:31:13 AM
Why did Shatner get the shaft?
by BatPsycho
Apr 14th, 2009
06:12:48 AM
seppukudkurosawa
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Apr 14th, 2009
09:08:53 AM
seppukudkurosawa
by DoctorWho?
Apr 14th, 2009
09:14:16 AM
DoctorWho?
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Apr 14th, 2009
09:37:55 AM
Oh and I don't think I buy all of Burroughs' assertions
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Apr 14th, 2009
09:39:41 AM
So Klytus...
by morGoth
Apr 14th, 2009
11:08:33 AM
Please Klytus...
by DoctorWho?
Apr 14th, 2009
11:12:30 AM
"labratory AIDS"
by morGoth
Apr 14th, 2009
11:18:53 AM
Funny...
by morGoth
Apr 14th, 2009
11:25:24 AM
liberals/conservatives
by berserkrl
Apr 14th, 2009
11:47:27 AM
liberals/conservatives - oops, try again
by berserkrl
Apr 14th, 2009
11:49:02 AM
MorGoth
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Apr 14th, 2009
11:58:16 AM
and for the record
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Apr 14th, 2009
12:02:29 PM
and by "small, tribal creatures"
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Apr 14th, 2009
12:11:20 PM
Good one Morgoth...
by DoctorWho?
Apr 14th, 2009
12:12:33 PM
Sure Klytus...anarchy is the way to go
by DoctorWho?
Apr 14th, 2009
12:22:31 PM
I wouldn't say Utopia or bust...
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Apr 14th, 2009
12:37:57 PM
Klytus...
by morGoth
Apr 14th, 2009
12:40:44 PM
Dammit...
by morGoth
Apr 14th, 2009
12:41:40 PM
morGoth
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Apr 14th, 2009
12:52:04 PM
And if you voted for a third party
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Apr 14th, 2009
12:53:07 PM
The New Hound of the Anti Christ
by scriptgirl_nipples
Apr 14th, 2009
01:14:01 PM
Damn, Sector_11374265
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Apr 14th, 2009
01:32:15 PM
DoctorWho?
by berserkrl
Apr 14th, 2009
02:02:30 PM
Jesus Klytus...
by DoctorWho?
Apr 14th, 2009
02:13:35 PM
"should we do the same thing at civilian run movie theaters?"
by awepittance
Apr 14th, 2009
02:34:37 PM
berserkrl
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Apr 14th, 2009
02:38:56 PM
ThusSpakeSpymunk = holy shit what a sociopath
by awepittance
Apr 14th, 2009
02:39:44 PM
My vote didn't matter?
by morGoth
Apr 14th, 2009
07:09:25 PM
You're quite welcome DoctorWho?
by morGoth
Apr 14th, 2009
07:13:15 PM
MorGoth
by Klytus_I.m_Bored
Apr 14th, 2009
07:35:55 PM
Rebeck2
by CorpseRide
Apr 15th, 2009
01:43:53 AM
JJ Abrams - full of shit
by kwisatzhaderach
Apr 15th, 2009
04:04:18 AM
JJ Abrams - the new Spielberg
by kwisatzhaderach
Apr 15th, 2009
04:07:29 AM
IF YOU VOTE ...
by berserkrl
Apr 15th, 2009
11:18:11 AM
goddamn, you people are sad.
by long live the new chris
Apr 16th, 2009
12:17:03 AM
So are we gonna talk Star Trek or....?
by Sithtastic
Apr 16th, 2009
11:25:46 PM

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