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Seth Rogen and Quint talk OBSERVE & REPORT, GREEN HORNET and... DannyGloversDickBlood?!?
SPOILER ALERT !!
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. During SXSW Warner Bros brought out many of the OBSERVE & REPORT team to screen the flick, which I flipped for. I’m a big Jody Hill fan, going back to when I was sent screener of THE FOOT FIST WAY maybe a week after it premiered at Sundance. OBSERVE & REPORT feels like a Jody Hill movie, following a character you should despise, but end up rooting for.
Capone demanded an audience with Anna Faris and when the dude gets a crush your only choice is to get out of the way. I don’t want to tell you what happened when I bent to pick up a fallen penny next to Jamie King… I heard a one-man stampede before I was… Well, when I woke up I was bleeding from places I didn’t realize I could bleed from.
So, Capone got Anna without a fight and I got the guys.
This interview was outside, on the balcony of the Four Seasons hotel. I mention this because something happens that I think you’ll enjoy… a bit of nature that interrupted the interview. I not only have photos (courtesy of Kraken), but also audio of the moment.
What you’re about to read is my first real introduction to Seth and it was clear right off the bat that he was as likable as he is onscreen… and he knows the site, which helped break the ice, too. As I readied my digital recorder, he asked who I was on AICN. I told him and he was like, “Good, I know you,” then continued on talking about how I could have been a random talkbacker, which then leads to a mention of one of our more... known residents…
That’s about all the set-up you need, I think. The interview is a lot of fun! Enjoy!
Quint: Yeah, I know. I could have been like “Hey, I met Harry once! I’m with Ain’t It Cool!”
Seth Rogen: Exactly! “I’m SmurfLvr87”
Quint: It would be cool if I was one of the more notorious talkbackers, like “DannyGloversDickBlood.”
Seth Rogen: I know! That guy! (laughs)
Kraken: He’s become unbannable, hasn’t he?
Quint: He’s gotten too powerful!
Seth Rogen: Has anyone met him? Does anyone know who he is?
Quint: No, but I have talked with him a couple of times… He’s been surprisingly nice to me, but seems to hate everybody else.
Seth Rogen: Whatever Blockbuster Video that guy works in must be a really happy place.
Quint: Maybe Ain’t It Cool talkback is his therapy, where he gets it out.
Seth Rogen: Exactly.
Quint: Well, I saw the movie last night and I thought it was great!
Seth Rogen: Thanks, man!
Quint: I loved that you took a role that’s kind of different.
Seth Rogen: Yeah!
Quint: Everybody keeps bringing up the whole Travis Bickle parallel, but what I love about it is that with the Apatow films, all the characters in those movies wear their hearts on their sleeves. They are flawed characters, but in a different kind of reality. That’s like eighties reality and this (OBSERVE & REPORT) is like seventies reality.
Seth Rogen: Exactly! I love that. I think… As soon as I saw FOOT FIST WAY, that’s what I loved about it, that he’s taken this guy that you would never make the star of a movie and he’s made a whole movie about him, you know? And that really is kind of like a lot of the stuff that they did in the seventies with those Cassavetes movies and stuff like that…
Quint: Or Paul Schrader…
Seth Rogen: Yeah, Paul Schrader’s shit, exactly, like BAD LIEUTENANT and stuff like that, but no one had ever really made a comedy about one of those guys you know, until I saw FOOT FIST WAY and that’s what it really seemed like to me, like an odd seventies sensibilities, but with a comedic slant to it, you know?
Then when he described this movie to me and just kind of said like a comedic KING OF COMEDY or TAXI DRIVER… one of those movies about a guy who just kind of sees the world as a wrong that needs to be righted, you know? That to me just sounded hilarious and fucked up. With him behind it all… I had already seen the pilot of EASTBOUND AND DOWN at that point and kind of knew where he was heading with all of this stuff…
Quint: Which is amazing!
Seth Rogen: It’s great, so it was just exciting for me, you know?
Quint: Definitely and I just love characters that don’t have filters or if they do have it, instead it’s at some real bizarre level that doesn’t catch the same shit as others. I was talking about that with Jody [Hill] a few minutes ago. I was telling him that people can relate to a character like yours in the film, because people wish that they could do that. That’s why people love FALLING DOWN.
Seth Rogen: I was literally just talking about FALLING DOWN yesterday!
Quint: People love that. They can put themselves in the character, like “I wish I could say that to that asshole.”
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Seth Rogen: No, definitely! I think it taps into like a primal… Like I saw TAKEN recently, which I thought was actually kind of entertaining, because it does tap into a very primal like “I’m going to fucking get those motherfuckers who fucked with my family,” you know? I think that’s what this movie does in a lot of ways I think. It taps into a primal rage that you are not who you want to be and you will take violent action to become that person.
Quint: And it’s a testament to Jody and to your preformance in the film, but by the time the OLDBOY-like beat down goes down, that’s a moment that shouldn’t be a cheering moment. Like in any other movie that shouldn’t have been a hero moment… the crazy guy standing up to the cops, beating the shit out of them…
Seth Rogen: Yeah, that’s a terrible thing. (laughs)
Quint: In the reality of the movie, though, you are with him.
Seth Rogen: That’s what’s great about it, you know? That’s why Jody is good. He can pull that off! It’s not an easy transition, you know? It’s a fine line and the fact that people are with him, the fact that at the end, when I end the case with the pervert in the manner that I do and people react in the way they react, to me, that shows the movie is successful. When people cheer and just can’t believe it… It works, you know? It does exactly what he was trying to do and I love to be in a movie that can elicit that kind of reaction and you can tell people themselves are confused at their own reactions towards it, because it’s really fucked up!
Quint: It’s shocking. What makes comedy work is the unexpected and in that scene you’re talking about you expect what happens to happen, but in a different way.
Seth Rogen: Exactly!
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Quint: And what’s fucked up even beyond that is that not only does that happen, but that’s also what redeems the character for all the straight guys in the movie.
Seth Rogen: Exactly! And somehow everyone thinks it’s heroic and it somehow just works. What I love about Jody, is he really paints the characters into a corner and then somehow gets them out, like in the eyes of the audience. He has the character do things where you are thinking “How will I ever like this person again? How will they redeem themselves from this? What is the thing that they will say that will actually make this OK?” They see me having sex with Anna Farris while she’s unconscious and you could tell the audience is thinking “What?!? How are they going to make this acceptable?” “What can possibly be said that makes this something that’s alright to put in a movie?”
And then he somehow comes up with the one thing that makes it all okay you know and it’s the same thing with the chase in the end, like I know the audience is thinking “How is this possibly going to end in a way that is satisfying? What is he going to do? How is this going to resolve itself?” And it does and he found the one way to do it and it does everything that you need it to and it’s very satisfying. It’s not much different than like action movies work, where you put your characters in these impossible situations and it’s like “How are they going to get out of it?” What the fuck is that?!?
Quint: The last sound of your life.
Seth Rogen: Exactly! “Waa-kaw!” “It’s too late!” (laughs)
[Kraken shows Rogen the above picture, snapped right when the bird cawed]
Seth Rogen: Jesus Christ! The last image of me you will see… But yeah, that’s what he does. (laughs)
Quint: He also gives everybody their moment to shine. I love that Michael [Pena] has his scene. I love that Anna [Faris] has a couple really great scenes.
Seth Rogen: Even how Jesse (Plemons) saves me in the fight, yeah everyone has their payoff.
Quint: I think that probably speaks to your character’s redemption more than anything.
Seth Rogen: That he wins over this guy…
Quint: Yeah, at the beginning he just doesn’t buy into your world view, but he is willing to throw himself out on the line like that.
Seth Rogen: It’s great. Those little moments really pay off and he does it in a really organic way where they don’t feel like the pay offs. It’s so lame in a movie where you see a character like “Everything’s great in my life, I could never go have lunch at this restaurant” and then “What the fuck’s going to happen? Maybe they will go have lunch at that restaurant at the end of that movie…”
Quint: And there will be a thumbs up?
Seth Rogen: Exactly. and he manages to have those setups and payoffs, but you don’t even realize that they are happening, which is nice.
Quint: It’s because he doesn’t really focus on… He makes a little bit of a moment when Jesse jumps, but like him being arrested is all in the background. It’s all background stuff.
Seth Rogen: That’s true.
Quint: I love that stuff.
Seth Rogen: I love that he doesn’t go out of his way to explain too much also. There’s not a lot of exposition.
Quint: And you know, your moment with Patton [Oswalt] and your moments with Aziz [Ansari], all of those are standing out, but what is really impressive to me is that they don’t feel like islands in the movie, where it’s like “Okay, this is the cameo scene here.”
Seth Rogen: That’s true and Zene Baker, the editor is really awesome because, I think, the movie could have felt episodic. I think by it’s nature, it is a little episodic and they actually kind of restructured it a lot in the editing to make it flow a lot better and not seem like “Oh, now there’s the chunk where he’s trying to be a cop” and “There’s the chunk where he’s trying to hit on Anna.” They really, in post, found a way to structure it in a way that it played a lot less episodically, which was good.
Quint: So, with the amount of action that you have to do, like the OLDBOY fight especially, there’s just something very brutal about that fight and I love the sound design choice to hear the glass in the flashlight break with that one hit.
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Seth Rogen: That was pretty awesome. That was new. I hadn’t seen that before this screening, but that was pretty impressive actually. That fight was awesome. That was something that the studio… like the whole concept that I lock myself in a mall and the cops get sent in and I fight them, that was something that had kind of disappeared from the script by the time it had gotten to me and then I was like “What about that thing you described, where I beat the shit out of all of the guys?” He was like “Yeah, the studio wasn’t so hot on you fighting a bunch of cops as a heroic moment…”
Quint: Because it’s not they’re crooked cops…
Seth Rogen: No, they are just guys trying to do their thing and they are literally told to get me out of the mall and I pound their heads in for it! And I’m amazed again they let us do it and it’s kind of a heroic moment and it was an ambitious way to film the fight, too. It’s a pretty cheap movie and if that didn’t look good, it would have sucked, you know? It would have been like the most awkward lame attempt at capturing what the OLDBOY fight scene was and…
Quint: It’s brutal. It’s epic, man.
Seth Rogen: People can’t believe that it actually happens. I think they see the cops running at me and me running at them and they just think it’s going to end somehow. (laughs) No, we actually fight…
Quint: You are going to have to get used to it now.
Seth Rogen: Exactly! I like it. To me the action is fun and it heightens the comedy, you know? I like impact. To me, when you can feel the impact, that’s what I like in a movie and I think it literally compliments the humor in a lot of ways. I think it can be a physical payoff to a setup.
Quint: And humor is so rooted in physical comedy. The Buster Keatons and such. There is kind of a small line between the two.
Seth Rogen: Yeah, but to me honestly… like the scene I always think of is in PULP FICTION when they blow that guy’s head off in the back of the car by accident. That to me, when I saw that and saw the reaction it got, I was like “I want to do shit like that in the movies. If I could do something as fucked up as blowing a guy’s head all over the place and having it elicit wild ruckus laughter… that’s the kind of movie I want to make.”
Quint: It’s not even mean laughter either.
Seth Rogen: Just like “Ahh!”
Quint: “I shot Marvin in the face…”
Seth Rogen: “I didn’t mean to!” It’s a hilarious scene and it doesn’t feel jokey, it feels very real. In the reality of the movie, they fucking killed that guy!
Quint: The chaos of it is “I didn’t fucking hit a bump, it was your fault!”
Seth Rogen: That’s one of my favorite scenes ever in any movie and I feel like in a way PINEAPPLE EXPRESS is a whole movie based on that scene.
Quint: That’s an extremely violent fucking movie!
Seth Rogen: I think scenes like that fight we have in this is… we are kind of going for a similar thing, just shocked by what you are seeing and that it can be handled in kind of a funny way.
[Publicity tells them to wrap it up.]
Quint: Can I get one quick thing in about GREEN HORNET so DannyGlovers doesn’t kill me?
Seth Rogen: Yeah, exactly! They need to talk shit about something! “What are you going to hate about me this week?” (laughs)
Quint: Michel [Gondry] is now on the movie, yeah?
Seth Rogen: Yeah.
Quint: That’s really great. I love Michel.
Seth Rogen: It’s awesome!
Quint: Is Stephen Chow completely gone or is he still playing Kato?
Seth Rogen: No. As of now it is not 100%. I think…
Quint: I think he’d be an amazing Kato.
Seth Rogen: Yeah. There’s a very real possibility that he will end up being Kato and there’s a slight possibility it won’t work out, but honestly we just aren’t 100% sure right now, because he does his thing… He’s the king of the world in Hong Kong, he doesn’t need us! (laughs)
Quint: He’s probably the biggest movie star I’ve ever met.
Seth Rogen: Yeah, exactly. But him and Michel have met each other and talked about it, so we are moving in that direction which is exciting to me. To me, that notion is a very cool one.
Quint: Cool thanks man, I really appreciate you talking to me.
Seth Rogen: Of course, no problem!
As you can probably tell, I was grinning ear to ear after that one. It was just a fun, funny conversation. That dude's laugh is so contagious... like Ricky Gervais' laughter... If I hear it I'm cracking up, too.
And we were either being attacked or propositioned by that bird! Have to say... I've probably done near a thousand interviews in the 13 years I've been here and I've never had that happen. I’ll leave you with a shot of it!
-Quint
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neato
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i didnt call first even though i was
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Danny Glover's dick blood... So random...
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Nice.
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Apr 09, 2009 8:28:41 PM CDT
i though he would drop out of green hornet
by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell
suprised he still stuck around. even jack black (thankfully) dropped out of the green lantern when he released it wouldnt work.
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dickblood, you and your many minions have free reign. go wild young man!
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Dickblood to retire. Becomin a cliche of yourself is no way for a man to die.
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even great aicn users are terminated over questioning harry. it happens. some banning happened in the wolverine talkback too for unexplained reasons
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There's no doubt he should be playing the Green Hornet.
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I just finished reading the Playboy interview with Rogen as well. It's depressing because he mentions people are trying to look like him. I kind of do, but I'm not trying to. That just seems a bit creepy.
Anyway excellent interview and I can't wait to take the girlfriend to Observe and Report tomorrow. I hope it's as dark and funny as I've heard. -
...ever since the Bale rant incident perhaps. I'm a little worried to tell the truth...
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You've just been DB'ED!
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that's all i'm sayin'.
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Not quite, bitches.
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We all know the reason he's so bitter and pissed all the time is because he never gets laid.
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Seth Rogen rocks.
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Don't give him power. His goal is to get his dickblood coming out of everyone's mouth. Don't let it happen.
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Oh, Dickblood is real. I've no doubt this will draw him out from his hibernation. I've said it before; I like DGDB, he has a way of keeping things interesting, but I also fear him on a molecular level.
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Sometime you need to post (probably off-site) some full-length MP3s so we can listen/read the whole article. That would be awesome.I was about 15 people too late to get into the early screening of O&R here in Portland... but, I'm looking forward to catching later.
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Sheeeeeeeeeit.
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Rogen said something about how he manages to find a way to redeem the characters by the end of a film... I don't know if he really does. I remember watching Foot Fist Way, and at the end where he tells off his wife and wins the martial arts tournament, thinking "Wait, why is this what we're supposed to want?" I mean I don't know if it would be better if he didn't try to redeem them at all, but something about it just feels off.
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Hi Seth! You met my dad in Home Depot in Tool Rental.
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Fuck You!
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but if blood's coming out, you should probably go get a check-up.
Danny got kinda bummed about WhinyNegativeBitch getting banned (and every talkback he ever posted in turning into swissed cheese, as his posts have been deleted), so who knows if he'll even see this?
Thanks for another great interview, Q. And props for the Cassavetes reference, Mr. Rogen! Just the mere mention of that Adonis probably secured a ticket from this talkbacker to see O&R. -
BringingSexyBack. Everyone knows that.
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Seth seems like a nice guy, but as he's probably been overexposed in the media a bit too much recently, I seriously suggest taking over a year off, which it looks like he's sensibly doing while making The Green Hornet (although he's also got Judd Apatow's new Adam Sandler Funny People film coming out this year, but I don't know how big his role in it is) to avoid people getting sick of seeing him.
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I'd say he's the king at this point.
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RoRo
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I'd like to think maybe an adult video store where he has to mop the booths.
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lol i like to picture him as some sort of MODOK-like entity, that as long as he is secured away in some bubble of the internet, and his negativity is relegated to the TB's, we're safe.But god help us if he ever escapes into our world.
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Seemed very laid back, I could almost picuture it as it was happening, great job!
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How do we even know when someone's been banned aside from the obvious, "I haven't seen Pondscum in a while."
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FUCK OFF!! You area untalented hack. You play the same fucking character in every movie!. (Except monsters vs aliens ill give you that one because you can't show a animated monster toking up) but if there is any pot jokes in HORNET.you miss te point of the character
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God help us all should that day ever come.
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we know it's you trying to get around your bannation
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...because I don't take him seriously at all. Literally, he hates everything so it has to be 'bait' that leads to arguments.
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Don't drink and post. Typos wll occur my friends
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In order to get my (fake) name famous?
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I tend to think he takes all of this in stride. While it's true Mr.Rogen's "acting" is essentially a one-dimensional reflection of every geek in some capacity or another (from the awkward rambling, to the self-fufilled male fantasy of bungling into dating outside one's league) he takes WAY too much abuse from this site's TBers. The man's a gent for doing so and when you consider there are far worse single dimensions one could capture in film after film, I'm one to offer not an apology here, but certainly MAYBE a little perspective no?
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So far... but then again I'm the same nerosday you'll see on other TB sites. Call me unoriginal.
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Great miscarriage of justice, that
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even though his movies are (for the most part) well liked and well reviewed. I mean, so far his career has been more consistent than let's say Will Ferrel's. (I know, Seth is only 26). My point being is that I don't think he would go low and do his version of "Semi-Pro" or whatever. I think he's smarter than that.
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DGDB was mentioned. Nothing else interested me. Give Danny his own talkback or have DGDB day.
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I mean maybe if he flipped you off on the freeway, but on the basis of his movies? Most of them are pretty good.
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Dickblood is kinda one note, so no, I don't want to see like that get his own site. It would be worse if he got paid for it.
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I'll man up and apologize. sorry chap.
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DGDB can be funny. The name itself makes me laugh every time, but all the Bale talk is stupid as fuck. Oh, and Seth Rogen ain't bad, he's just way overexposed like many have said.
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He's just a studio invention, a la that dire Al Pacino movie from a few years back. Most movies are about escapism, right? Well, the studios figured if they created an android who looked like the majority of the 20-30 something males who go to the cinema these days, and then give this android an infinite variety of hot chicks to bang and mistreat, without exhibiting a single iota of wit or sensitivity, then mayhaps these 20-30 somethings will think that this could happen to them, too. Go mediocrity!
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...I didn't give it a second's thought at the time...and now I have to live with it. Life...regrets...sigh.
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That's the real question. Make sure AICN runs a story when it's confirmed.
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Apr 09, 2009 9:35:56 PM CDT
i dont get why people can't have opinions that go against the gr
by haterofcrap
why do people have to love every piece of shit that gets released? ...or every shithead actor that gets popular...or every pop piece of shit movie that gets hyped.. when someone says they think a popular film or generally accepted hollywood figure sucks, they get slammed as a hater, an outsider, or even a loser as seth seems to imply by saying dickblood works at blockbuster (which is an honorable job as far as i'm concerned, more so than a whore actor)...i hate the mob mentality that can happen on the web and in hollywood. not everyone has to like Seth Rogan...or Iron Man, or lord of the fucking suckass nerd empowerment rings.
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Dickblood and shoot the shit face to face, but who knows where the hell he really lives...
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at least no one is copying your name, i dont see folks lining up for usernames like "shitflicker" or "feecees chucker". me. i got mr y, xxx, mr t, mr xy, mr xx. those fuckers!
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rogen, i wothdraw my previous apology. sorry chap.
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is the only thing going for Green Hornet. I don't care how much Seth Rogen works out he just isn't The Green Hornet. Rogen needs to watch Jurassic Park and listen to Ian Malcolm. You're "so preoccupied with whether or not -you- could, -you- didn't stop to think if -you- should". Well, Rogen, you shouldn't be the one making a Green Hornet movie ESPECIALLY if you're a fan.
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Dickblood was NOT legit at all. His opinions were not designed for debates but just to stir the pot. Big difference.
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...you know, I considered those...but I went for the gay version instead. I think I was a little drunk at the time.
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He's kinda fun.
Sound-O-Text always messes me up because I try to read ahead while I'm listening and then when it stops it shocks me and I can't figure out where I am. LOL
I should be seeing this tomorrow. It looked okay from the trailer but it seemed like Letterman loved it, so now I have expectations. 'Cause Dave usually doesn't make such a stink. -
that has been on this site for more than a decade and still hasn't ever came across an actual dannygloversdicksblood comment? It seems like I see people bitching about him all the time, but never any actual posts by him. What, does he say something outlandish and then get his comment removed immediately? And how is he more notable than LaneMeyer, another talkbacker that supposedly had a reputation, even though I never once saw a post by him either.
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did someone mention my name?
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..That Seth has to win me (and people) over as the Green Hornet. Otherwise, (If I had to pick another Apatow Crew member) I would pick James Franco or Paul Rudd.
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been getting up to lately, go to aintitbalenews.com.
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And you don't think the backlash against anything popular is a form of mob mentality as well? I don't feel any sort of loyalty to Seth Rogen because he's famous, I just happen to like several of the movies he's been in and don't get why playing similar characters in a couple of them makes him a "piece of shit," as you so eloquently put it.
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I'd put good money on it. It's his alter ego, his batman to his bruce wayne. At any rate, Rogen probably posts here sometimes, so who the hell knows?Shoot the shit with Danny? Hell, I'd rather just shoot him...preferably straight betwixt the testes.
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Papers to grade, 100 high schoolers and 35 or so fucktards to educate tomorrow, then a week off. Night all.
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now Seth Rogan? You have to give Danny cred for coming up with the most extreme talkback name ever.
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...dead. My poo is more potent than your feces.
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He's just going by ChaimBenSexyback now to annoy an anti-semite poster.
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Look in your heart, you know it to be true.
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But yes, I do love TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION
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Not the other guy. Who he will hunt down and bring...well, ya know.
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Thought it was just a pipe dream, spawned in a Twitchy-back, but the CoC brought it to life. That site is bookmarked .
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Why the dickblood love? The guy's a freakin moron. You may as well spread the love for mediamessiah or ribbons, two of the other great gazoos of cretinism that pustulate on these boards.
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I barely post in TalkBack as it is, so even if you hate the way I "talk," or whatever, I don't think you could really call me a Great Gazoo. Glad to know I'm in your thoughts though.
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lol., good job quint and danny ..... now get the real danny to talk to dgdb....
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virtually every answer he gave someone else credit for their creativity, complimented someone, or gave credit to an influence on him and Hill.I'm seeing this movie no matter what, but this was a great interview. all the people that hate Rogen just because he's a hot commodity right now...I'd like to hope a few of them just crawled back into their holes after this interview.
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He brought up Danny's name in the interview.
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Then he's the most subtle troll on the internets. He also must have the patience of a sea sponge, as he's been posting on here for nigh on 10 years without tipping his hand yet.
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did you read his blog?
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Lane Meyer killed himself, and all his posts were removed. Out of respect, or something, I dunno why.
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I just perused it and its your typical angry blog. DGDB is a cliche. ZZZZZZZZZ!
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the fucking best site on the internets i've seen tonight.
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Damn You Michael Bay
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Now we're posting opinions and taking sides over OTHER TALKBACKERS. What a weird day we've come to.
Can't wait till there's other Talkbacker Backlash... "I used to like BringingSexyBack at first, but then I realized he's just a one-trick pony. No original ideas from him anymore."
"Screw you! Anyone who hates on BringingSexyBack must be a low-forehead mouthbreather. You probably jerk off reading Grando Calrissian posts in your mom's basement! Get a life!"
"Piss off! Just 'cause I don't like BSB doesn't mean I like stupid shit like Grando Calrissian! I just prefer guys like HARRY_HAS_A_BEER_AND_CHEETS_ON_HIS_WIFE."
Then some smartass goes and says something like "HARRY_HAS_A_BEER
And then I come on and say, "I dunno. I'm old School. I like Kwisatzhaderach, but I miss the days of Seattle Slew, Darth Brooks and Buzz Maverik. But that AxelFoley was a total jackhole."
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He's just Danny. All this Seth Rogen/Judd Apatow mentioning of him is not something I suspect he really wants. I consider Danny a friend and yes sometimes his ways even frustrate me but honestly it's not like he's the most offensive person on these TBs by half. He's outspoken, says things that are slightly insane sometimes but he's also funny as hell, far more with it then he lets on, and at the end of the day he's also a truly nice guy.
But then, Rogen isn't really talking about Danny the person, he's just talking about the "Legend of Dannyglover'sDickblood". It gives he and the guys from the site some sort of common ground so he can make them feel like they are bonding with him and he can extend his 15 minutes just one crappy movie longer than it already is.
Danny just happens to be the conversation starter.
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I wonder what they thought about Bill Murray circa the late-70's through mid-80's? Murray essentially played very minor variations on the same kind of "genial schlub" roles that are Rogen's stock in trade these days. Yeah, maybe Rogen could take a year off, but I honestly find him amusing in pretty much everything he's done to date, from lead roles to supporting parts. Will he have his own Lost In Translation 30 years from now? Who knows, but the man brings the funny.
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weak sauce.
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I didn't like the cartoon "big violence" in Pineapple Express. I enjoyed the misadventerous aspect of a pot movie; that stuff was the most fun and I thought it was going to be a comedy for the ages; but spoofing action movies? C'mon, post Hot Fuzz you gotta really bring your "A" game. Yet this movie looks very cool... I hope so.
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That's the guy.
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He might not need defending according but you just threw him a quick blowjob anyway...dickblood is just yet another self important dreary cunt with a cute stunt name. Aint nuthin more to it.
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Obviously you never saw murray in those decades for he had more range and comedic timing and sarcasm in his pinky than rogen and judd have in their whole body. All rogen and judd do is recycle the same story over andover again. Man boy or boys who have to grow up. YAWN!! Rogen couldn't even pull off murrays's caddyshack character.
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NOT by Paul Schrader.
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Black Name tag like yours, or something to distinguish him from the imposters. He's been around to long, and has provided to many priceless quotes to have some uncreative mimicking dickwad steal his moniker.
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he is an obnoxiuous, grand standing, attention seeking twit of the highest order. The only thing that makes him funny is that he doesnt get that people are laughing at him, not with him. Dont know if he works at a video store or wherever, but if he's really like that in person, god help anyone that has daily contact with him...
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Look, I like Seth Rogen. But DON'T EVER compare him to Bill Murray. Not even in the same universe. Murray's character in Caddyshack alone is downright sublime and genius. Rogen will never approach Murray's "must-see" quality. Rogen is "everyman", whereas, Murray is off-centered and brilliant.
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Yeah, which is why he's probably someone who I accidentally pissed off 5 years ago and who hasn't forgotten about it ever since
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back you can probably find him in the trailer park useing his rubber glove to fist one of his small group of "followers" on the talkbacks...
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Apr 09, 2009 11:11:34 PM CDT
Whatever Blockbuster Video that guy works in must be a really ha
by broseph
Lmao that was fuckin hilarious.seth's a cool dude and i like his movies.i can't knock the dude he's getting paid like a motherfucker.i'll put $7.00 bucks into observe and report
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Fucking unbelievable. If anyone deserves mention in headlines its Creepythinman or TFD.
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reason in another talkback he just starts talking a whole lot of shit to me and about me becos I apparantly had the audacity to point out the lack of logic and sense in someone's argument (logic, reason, and sense being Danny's enemies i guess). So he can really just go and fuck himself.
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what do you have to do or say to be banned on this site? How far do you have to actually fucking go before they ban you?
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That entity was beyond anything I have seen.
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He never got banned, yet made arguments in favor of horsefucking.
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...he's going to have to start hating himself soon. I love that he is now forever tied to Apatow and Rogen, two people that seem to infuriate him. He's probably not here because the very title of this article triggered The Big One. And while he may seem like Andrew Dice Clay's tourrette's stricken little brother with questionable taste, at least he's a talkbacker, and a professional. Professional what, I don't know.
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McG, you got fucking something to say to this prick? LOL!!! DGDB is cool...
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Apr 09, 2009 11:36:07 PM CDT
MCMLXXVI deserves the lifetime achievement award, though
by ebonic_plague
Motherfucker should be in the Guinness book or something. But my vote for best all-time talkbacker: Chicken George VII. I can't believe we are about to have a McG directed Terminator movie and there is no one to tell us *exactly* how glorious it is. I maintain that Bale was actually channeling the spirit of Chicken George throughout his rant.
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Please start making better movies. Superbad=Ok, Knocked up=Good, Pineapple Express=Shit, 40 year old virgin=ok. Let's try harder shall we?
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Thanks for the information, but how could anyone know for sure that's what happened? Were there talkbackers on here that knew him personally?
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Apr 09, 2009 11:43:14 PM CDT
Chicken George, Ringwearer9, and the "Fuck Michael Bay" guy...
by rindain
Oh, and Motoko too! all have earned their names.
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So notorious has he become, he basically gets a talkback dedicated to him. His audacity has paid off. I also enjoy that he hasn't chimed in here. I'm hoping it's because he doesn't wish to impose on his own legacy, which would be classy. I'll be disheartened if he's just sleeping and he comes on here talking about how he hates Seth Rogen, Blockbuster, and probably even himself. Stay classy, DGDB. Proud of you.
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when every big talkback gets sidetracked into a troll nostalgia-fest.
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how bout pigfucker..who used to go into every TB and just post "I'll be pigfucked.." or ILOVEAGOODCOCKTEASE, whose battle cry was basically "MMMMMMMMMMM...HMMMMM...."
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compelling argument you just made there...(rolling eyes)if you think Superbad and 40-year-old Virgin are just "OK", then it's YOU that is in the minority. and that's fine, but it means you're in a bad position to give advice to a popular actor.but I did enjoy laughing at your pathetic attempt at a pompous callout.
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Manny the Movie Guy gave Observe and Report "three kisses". I mean wtf!? lolz
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"Well I'll be pig fucked! That is some good news!"
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someone asked him what his favorite spielberg film was and he responded with something like "father-raping, panty wearing, mom's piss drinking fags with your hands on each others cocks" and then a moment later "my favorite would be Saving Private Ryan."
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Seeing as Rogen indicated he reads the talkbacks, I couldn't resist the opportunity to communicate. We all have our opinions. Seriously though, how "popular" is Seth Rogen? I'm sure he's a great guy, but he's no Christian Bale. Sheesh... ;)
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and started posting spoilers.
Jesus, I have never seen more rage hurled in one direction via the internet.
I can see the Cheetos bags being hurled across basements as fake-cheese encrusted fingers snap to attention to peck away inner rage and fling it onto the worldwide web.
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He is full of himself though.
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Yeah I remember that.
It was "Well Eggsalad,what was your favorite Speilberg movie?"
Eggsalad:"Fuck your mother! Right in her well-worn ass! I want to rape your chinchilla until it bleeds from its eyes! Ummmm yeah Saving Private Ryan was good." -
Cool dude. I wish him all the best!
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Apr 10, 2009 12:20:20 AM CDT
Can you imagine an actor or actress reading these TBs
by chittychittygangbang
Good gosh I bet they want to crawl under their beds and weep.
I bet Megan Fox's lawyers are drawing up restraining orders as we speak.
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The actual blood flowing within Danny Glover's dick can cure lupus, yet when spilled will spawn giant scorpions.
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How about you meet me in the back of the stables and we'll have a little ChittyChittyGangBang;)
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and have acid for blood
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Neigh means Neigh!
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He cloned his FuckMichealBay alter-ego from MCMLXXVI.
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Not really, but just the thought of it is mind-bending.
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have not seen a post in a while.
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these more anti-social characters, how long is it before apatow and he team up to do THE DGDB Story with Rogen as Danny and Jonah Hill as Eggsalad.
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in the dickblood story
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Or has it all got to him ?
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by borgnine and Brimley singing Total Eclipse of the Heart. Just cause.
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That's the only explanation for why he would be absent these boards.
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Jerking off to the "Milk" movie...
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"My performance is so BRILLiant... I love WATCHing mySELF. Uhhhh."
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rules!
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just for getting all the attention he is now. hes got to be someones alter ago...
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I've had my differences with the Blood...but I respect that motherfucker...he ain't no fucking Amateur thats for sure...say what you will...he is 100% Fucking Professional.
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Why isn't AICN actually reporting...well...fucking news? Such as Neeson playing Zeus in Clash of the Titans?http://tiny.cc/lhM3f
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Well said...but where is DGDB? Well, somebody should be fucking watching and keeping an eye on him!
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Now that was a good movie!
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oh seth, oh ubiquitous seth...
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So he's an infrequent poster nowadays.
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These are the mistakes we can't afford to make.
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Apr 10, 2009 2:22:37 AM CDT
I just woke up....and WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
by dannyglovers_dickblood
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so he should start to hate himself, and take an opposed contrarion view of himself, my god his head may actually explode from the conflict... Let me be the first to say DGDB=overrated hack
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Together we can rid the world of Seth Rogen.
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They found you amusing for a while, the people of this city. But the one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying. In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will hate you. Why bother?
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He ordered the sample pack of Extenze.
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He's the guy who wrote the line about bangbus into the Apatow movies.
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He has a lvl 59 tauren shaman.
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He once grew a soul patch just to see if it was cool, when he was 16.
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Sine aicn does not update the site
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He can't stop talking about how awesome that album by Black Mountain is when he's stoned.
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He might be DannyGloversDickBlood
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He was a lot of girls' "friend" in high school even though he often wondered what soulful, sensitive anal was like with them.
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He has hit prestige in Call of Duty 4 several times, but is probably only ok at it and uses the machine guns a lot.
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He's circumcised.
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He knows who Stoya is.
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His greatest fear is dying suddenly and then people like his girlfriend finding the hidden folder on his harddrive after he has departed this world, thus creating an awkward situation where he is mourned grievously but it's kinda creepy knowing what gets some people off.
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He has straight pubes.
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He was in Gamestop one day, and said that Final Fantasy games are kinda gay.
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Invariably one day he met Megan Fox, as these things go, and he couldn't help but imagine her naked, even as he tried to pretend no such thing was crossing his mind, and he did his best to be respectful and polite, but occassionally he glanced at her for just a second too long. Not enough for her to notice. He also told her he loved her in that Gobots movie.
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Looks like Jabba the Hutt after Jonah Hill wipes his hands on him having just finished eating a prodigiously large bag of Cheetos.
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Someone who flies Jetblue to SXSW to attend metings about licensing rights on performance royalties, so he can get more sync rights for the band he's managing.
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from around the web. haha what a joke!
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plays Everquest and likes Stargate Atlantis
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And you didn't even have to trash any lights. Grab the everclear for a CoC party, guys. You can't have a CoC without the Dickblood.
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Anything is possible now. That sucking sound is the universe collapsing in on itself. Or that may just be your DVD of Indy 4.
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Apr 10, 2009 3:47:07 AM CDT
Isn't it fucking obvious who DGDB really is?
by christian_bale_trashed_my_lights
The anger management issues, the love for Danny Glover, the ability to talk endless shit...DGDB is MEL GIBSON.Mark my words, fellow fuckbags.
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YOU CAN GET ATTENTION FROM STARS IF YOU KEEP YOUR CAPS LOCK ON ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Christian Bale to say dioxholster is a douchebag
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Murray has talent and knows how to sale even a bad punchline, while Rogen...well, let's say it was a wise choice for him to build a stoner fanbase, because you laugh about everything when you are high.
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Apr 10, 2009 4:13:26 AM CDT
This is nuthin', me & ZombieSolutions inspired a SNL monologue.
by shermdawg
The week before Jaime Pressly hosted a few years back, a really halfassed Jason Sudeikis impersonation of former Va. Senator George Allen during Weekend Update spawned a little argument over SNL's eagerness to use southern stereotypes over in Coaxial, and low and behold the very next week Jaime's monologue dealt with the very same thing. Now sure, Jaime could of had some built up frustrations herself and suggested it. Maybe one of the writers came up with it since she had that crazy southern accent. Or maybe, just maybe, two losers spending their saturday night debating something silly on a message board forum, caught the eye of some bigshot flashy pants entertainment guy. Sure they didn't call us out by name like that Rogen guy did DGDB, but dog gone it, it was close enough.
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The nukedthefridge.com people. I mean, we had some very amusing people here over the years, but not of them came here every day, just to adversitse their boring ass loser website, that nobody is reading! At least they aren't trying to tell us anymore that Harry sold AICN and is now the webmaster of nukethefridge.
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Sue me. I didn't have much sleep. :D
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Slightly off? Sure. But in that way that Rogen was before he started doing so many films every year and thus became dull.
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He does one thing well, but does it so often that it's the equivilent of punching a cow. After a while, it's just sad. If you're reading this... I know the film industry is about money. But you don't have to star in so many films each year. You can be more selective, you can make a career rather than have a 'five year stretch' where you make lots of money and increasingly unfunny films.
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Rogen may be choosing a lot of films, but he's chosen well thus far. Don't tell me that Superbad and Knocked Up are "bad" by any stretch. The only blatant miss he's had so far has been Pineapple Express.
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I said increasingly unfunny. 40Yr Old Virgin was hilarious. Knocked Up was pretty good. Superbad was average, Hence, they get less funny.
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I could hire him to torment my horrible offspring...
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And at this point DannyGlovers_Dickblood is the most famous. But over the years, Chicken George VII will be the one I'll always remember as having been around for a hell of a long while, even though of course, he no longer contributes. Other well-known talk backers include: Anchorite (for his undying Batman negativity, among other stuff), OriansAngels, DerLangHaargie (even though I swear to God, it was spelled like DerHarlange, or something like that), definitely have seen ShermDawg for a while, Mr Zeddemore has been around, JeanLuc DickHard, HoboCode, Col. TighFighter, TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION, and god, there are so many more, but I feel like it's been I while since I've seen them. And there are just so many new names, it's just kinda funny to see how the site has changed over the years.
I frankly kinda think they should change it back to the old way, where the name of the talk backer was emphasized over their actual subject, heh. Of course, I also wish we could have the ol' infinite subject characters again, but at this point it seems like that couldn't be possible, not that those ol' crazy long subjects could ever be restored... -
What movie do we see danny glover's dick blood?was it saw?
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The fact that AICN would be a lesser place without him. Long live the DickBlood.
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Maybe for the fights me and HoboNode have over Lost and Heroes. Said fights are knock-down drag out FUCK YOU MICHAEL BAY slobberknockers.
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I'll give props to the first creator of the username 'SETHROGENFEARSDICKBLOOD.'
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Actually, I'm fairly certain, I was the reason they put a limit on them. Most likely for this during, I think, a Superman Returns talkback... WELLING IS SUPERMAN! DON'T DENY IT! HE'S THE BOMB! JUST WAIT, THEY'LL MAKE A KICKASS FLICK IN ABOUT FIVE YEARS, AND YOU'LL ALL BE SAYING "YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT SHERMDAWG WAS RIGHT!"by ShermdawgDecember 23rd, 2005
05:58:00 AM CSTPlus, Welling wouldn't use a whole fucking can of Aquanet, just to get that stupid gawd damn curl Routh is sportin. And while we are on the subject, Welling would have made a kick ass Anakin.MICHAEL ROSENBAUM IS LEX LUTHOR! DON'T DENY IT! HE'S THE BOMB! JUST WAIT, THEY'LL MAKE A KICKASS FLICK IN ABOUT FIVE YEARS, AND YOU'LL ALL BE SAYING "YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT SHERMDAWG WAS RIGHT!"by ShermdawgDecember 23rd, 2005
06:02:43 AM CSTPlus, Rosenbaum wouldn't use a whole fucking can of shaving cream to shave his gawd damn head like Kevin Spacey. And while we are on the subject, Rosenbaum would have made a kick ass Cyclops.ERICA DURANCE IS NOT LOIS LANE! DON'T DENY IT! SHE SUCKS! JUST WAIT, THEY'LL MAKE A KICKASS FLICK IN ABOUT FIVE YEARS, AND YOU'LL ALL BE SAYING "YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT ERICA DURANCE REALLY SUCKS."by ShermdawgDecember 23rd, 2005
06:05:44 AM CSTKRISTIN KREUK IS HOT! DON'T DENY IT! SHES SMOKIN! JUST WAIT, WE'LL GET MARRIED IN ABOUT FIVE YEARS, AND YOU'LL ALL BE SAYING "HOLY SHIT! HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN???"by ShermdawgDecember 23rd, 2005
06:09:10 AM CSTJOHN SCHNEIDER IS BO DUKE! DON'T DENY IT! HE'S THE BOMB! JUST WAIT, THEY'LL MAKE A REAL DUKES FLICK IN ABOUT FIVE YEARS WITH THE REANIMATED CORPSES OF UNCLE JESSE AND BOSS HOG, AND YOU'LL ALL BE SAYING "OK, NOW THAT'S JUST FUCKED UP!"by ShermdawgDecember 23rd, 2005 06:25:01 AM CSTGod.....those were the days! ;) -
Cheers for the kind words. No doubt we'll be trading opinions a lot in the coming months...
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I mean talk about a Johnny-cum-lately . . .
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...doing Vader impressions.
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I would love to hear if they ever talked about Green Hornet on ZAck and Miri set.
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I still got two years left though.
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You've only got till December 2010 to marry Kreuk.
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I know Mack's got a partner, but you gots to try for that yo. Mack can act AND is hot. Dangerous combination.
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...call me.
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You give love a bad name.
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Whose piss rains supreme? DGDB's, natch!!
Hey Quint, can you score a sit-down with The Real Danny Glover and get him to comment on DGDB? A response is long overdue!!! -
Thanks for the vote, but the competition is fucking fierce!!!
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I suck the blood and he curdles my juices every night, so leave him be.
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Supercow: BSB's away on Spring Break. I'm his brother from a Hebrew mother. L'Chaim!
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I'm sure Danny would agree. He's the balls in my matzoh ball soup.
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Even if you still spelled my name wrong ;)
Am I the only one who thinks that some longtime talkbackers should be "rewarded"? (And I'm not just saying this, because I might be one of them too.) I don't know, you could give them a green box or something like that. I see so many new names here every day (Sometimes just because people got banned and signed in with a new name), so I think that the few people who come here every day for years, just to share their worthless opinion and yell at each other and the people who run this site (and still use got their original nickname) should get some kind of recognition.
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Thanks for the heads up. One has to know who the untouchables are around here, to stay alive ...
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Well said dude, I too was once a casulty of a ScriptGirl TB, sadly Im a stickler for free speech and totally against censorship, Ideologies that are always championed but sadly rarely followed.
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gets up in the morning and runs straight to check AICN...
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Fuckin ass!
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although you once equated me to Pol Pot, i feel that this talkback is well deserved. truly fucking professional, if you ask me. Bale is shining on you this fine day, sir.
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The response would be too professional for AICN.
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And the little pre-emptive thing that attempts to guess what you're typing actually brought it up before I could finish...so apparently he's become an internet celeb.
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have to be mentioned, just for the vemonous hatred they use to incur.
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and is not a PROFESSIONAL, Lord Bale smiles.
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Jim Carey in a alternate universe. Perhaps where there is a Ultimate Spiderman, there is a Ultimate Jim Carey. Not quite the same, but not that different either. Which is a good thing.
VINNI VEDECCI is the best re-occuring thing going on in SNL-ville for quite some time.
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I spelt your last name incorrectly. For this I shall pay a terrible price. What that wil be, I cannot discuss, but it will involve Jellibeans, 2 month old cabbage and a Funnel.
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I, Gus Van Rant! Long live the Talkback King!!!
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Because let's face it, "Esteemed AICN Talkback Member" isn't going on anyone's resume any time soon.
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I once submitted a story. Well, a nonstory. I described a movie trailer that premiered on tv. This was like, 10 years ago. Whoopdy.
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We were delivering cats and dogs to malnurished families in Thailand. He's a decent human being and a complete professional.
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but he's not funny.
And seriously - Seth has to be the PUG-FUG-RUG-UGLIEST mother fucker to be placed on the big screen in a long time. He be proof that his people run the who is in and who is out. -
talkback back in the fall. Ironically, I no longer watch Heroes because that bad-ass episode was invalidated by the later bullshit.
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Its backed up in my DVR but, meh.
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320 was one of the best eps of anything from this year. Fact.
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...for arguing that the economy was strong, the chicken littles were wrong, and that George Jr. was a pretty good president...and managing to sound sane and rational throughout. No easy task. Damn near impossible really.
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and it spells SETEC ASTRONOMY...
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one must head to the Far East. Not the Middle East (with the kinky hair.) But to the mysteries of the Orient. The Great Opium Wars of the last three centuries. The smoking habits of Thai hookers, as seen in "Shocking Asia". The answers that lie on Himalayan mountain tops, and in the deep blue seas off Saipan in the Marianas Trench
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...bringing up what people say on election day talkback is probably bad form. Like bringing up what someone did during drunk sex the morning after in the cold, bright light of day...not fair really.
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I would've used the word 'resilient'. And I'm pretty sure I never said W was 'pretty good', just unfairly judged and would rank higher in the future.
Then again, I also once told everyone they should be thankful that George Lucas raped their childhood because it was the only sex they'd ever get ... so my past muttering may have been alcohol-influenced.
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I'm not always right :)
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...what anyone else was into during drunken election day talback sex. That is if we ever want drunken talkback sex again...and we all do.
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But then, I'm in cahoots with the fucker over at the Bale place so I'm biased.
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Apr 10, 2009 10:21:07 AM CDT
DGDB is now officially bringing revenue to this site.
by stuntcock mike
Give the bastard a black fucking box already.
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That they would name-drop Danny during interviews. I still got dibs on being the first to suggest the Danny t-shirt idea. :)
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I'll vouch for him . The dude's like a brother to me.
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...but I hold the rights for Dickblood Action Figures!
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Danny in action. He'll love that.
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I provide so much insight and witty commentary, yet i am merely an afterthought in the league of popular talkbackers, despite years and years of commentary.
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Please visit this website and click Play Video. I'm in a contest and all I need are views. Please help, AICN! http://tinyurl.com/dgub9z
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Real blood from the dick of Danny Glover not included.
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But that was in coaxail, so I don't think it counts :(
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...what are you...German?
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Apr 10, 2009 11:00:14 AM CDT
The sad thing is, I was seriously thinking several minutes...
by derlanghaarige
...if "Karate Grip" was right.
BUT THIS FUCKING SUN IS HURTING MY EYES AND IT'S HOT AS HELL IN HERE AND I DIDN'T SLEEP MUCH LAST NIGHT AND I'M AN IDIOT WHO DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A KARATE GRIP AND A KUNG-FU GRIP!!!
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Like I did with the Banana-Grabber.
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i'll get the rights for dickblood promos with mcdonalds. 1 penis with every happy meal purchased
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I may think he's a way overexposed but could just be a work junkie like some of us are. I may not like everything the gentleman has done.. but..I think he is a geek at heart, even though I have talked shit of the man ..I give him kudos...
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where is the guy anyways
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The "flight of the bumblebee" done by the japanese surf band "The Surfcoasters" would rock the film.
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Apr 10, 2009 11:16:06 AM CDT
...and you think to yourself..."...I could Google Karate Grip...
by flickapoo
...and Kung-Fu grip...and all the other martial arts + grip...and the combination that has the most results is the right one...but do I really want to be a fully grown human being who googles Karate Grip just to avoid talback shame? NO! I will live boldly, say what I please!...and besides...who would be dweeb enough to jump right in and correct me with the accurate martial arts grip for toy action figures?...who has that much time on their hands?..." I've been there.
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potato potarto. tomato.. tomarto... poo.. feecees
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... he is one of the most persistent fucks here on AICN (together with MCMLXXVI). Hell, he's even got retards imitating him. He still remains a monumental asshole though.
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a dark and crude comedy seems refreshing in these times.
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who the fuck is he to assume everyone works in a video store. honestly, DGDB has provided me w/ more laughs than this fat fuck face.
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I'm a fascist
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what about the rights for baby banana grabber?
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You know I've always found it interesting these varied differences of opinion but more so towards the dramatically divergent opinions on things that should be quite universal. Or at least a little closer...One example is leather seating in cars. Apparently EVERYBODY think leather in cars is just the shit but is it really? Cold in winter, hot in summer, sticking to any skin that makes contact with it, drying out and cracking, etc...why is this shit awesome again other than the bullshit notion of it being "fancy" and "expensive"? An idealized yet dictated norm for desire and accomplishment?Then there's the notion of every guy being a sweaty mess and thus mandating the need for all stores to carry only anti-perspirant/deodorant and not just deodorant. Some of us aren't sweaty mushy bags of saltwater at all times and actually have adverse reactions to the anti-sweat bullshit in that crap but since EVERYBODY loves it and sweats almost continuously, I'd have to fucking mail order non anti-perspirant if I wanted it.Another is tile flooring and that hideous concrete flooring terrazzo (hint: it looks like someone puked until the floor was fully covered, froze it, and then shaved off the top layer to make it flat) and EVERYBODY hates carpet. And why? Cause carpet is (queue whiney voice) "hard to clean!!! wah!!!" and meanwhile tile floors are cold, don't help to dampen ambient sounds, dust-bunny prone, are completely unusable during cleaning (do you have to stay off the fucking carpet when you vacuum? didn't think so!) basically they suck and for what? Appearance? I've seen some tile that looks nice but I'm talking those people who do their entire house in that shit or the vomit-flooring. It doesn't look good and next I fully expect to see your furniture wrapped in plastic like an unidentified corpse.Now, after all that you may be wondering what my point is and how it relates to this article....simple: Rogen's beloved and "contagious" laugh.I've got nothing against the guy, am not a Rogen hater and, don't think he's quite overexposed yet and, in fact, he's one of the primary reasons 40yoV is so hilarious to me (and Rudd of course), he could practically make a movie with just the type of dialog they had at the poker table and it would be hilarious but I can't help balking at the notion of him being more talented than Harold Ramis (as someone argued in the GB3 tb) or that him and Apatow are the heir apparent to John Hughs (read that on offsite articles) but more to the point...I believe I'm the only one who thinks Rogen's unfortunate laugh is nails on a chalkboard painful to listen to. Promos for KFP and MvA talked about his "great laugh" and yet when I hear it, I picture the guy gargling with sandpaper covered magma rocks after mouthing half a pack of saltine crackers and a cup of hot tomato soup with stale matza balls.But what can ya do!?!?! At least Hollywood isn't shoving Halle Berry or Sharon Stone down our throats anymore as the unquestionable most beautiful women to ever walk the Earth.
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..there I said it!
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I saw him on SNL last week. He got skinny, but still has a fat head. He's now Seth Rogen bobblehead.
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I have leather seats in my 98 VW and never had a problem with "skin sticking" or "cracking". As long as you clean and condition them once in a while the blow cloth and vinyl away....but I wouldnt expect an rtard like you to know that!
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a statement from DB, himself. one post is just not enough. where's the man o' the hour? seeing as how he was one of the main source of laughs during the God-like reign of the "bale-back", i think those of us who found themselves holding back laughs in the workplace owe it to him to stretch this fucker out for a few days.
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A random name drop by Apatow trying to pick an outrageous talkbacker name to fit his comedy bit about the types of people reviewing his films is the only reason we're having this discussion. It could have been anyone. DGDB is a foul, unintelligent, junior college kid from some suburb who thought up a gross name. WHO CARES.
I mean, I could be Barbara_Walter's_Pussy_Pimple or something...it doesn't mean I have anything smart or insightful to add to the talkback.
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...but they all left me. Now all I have is that furry lil' bastard.Rogen appears to be as likable as the characters he plays though O&R seems to be his foray into dark-mental land.Aintitbalenews.com IS a hoot...check it out if you haven't already. Phew, glad somebody found jon Andersen just in time for the tour!
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You make no fucking sense :"Could 'ave been anyone!" But it wasn't, was it? You're dead right on the last bit though re: nothing insightful to add.
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Yeah, I miss the old AICN days too but at least you don't have to suffer through some clod sending you a nasty "YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!" e-mail (Especially when your kids inform you of the damned thing!). Yep, used to you could just click on a posters handle and, viola, a blank e-mail would pop up with the posters addy already filled in. Of course, I met some pretty nice people that way.
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Apr 10, 2009 12:40:24 PM CDT
"Talkbacker names are more entertaining than their actual commen
by for the love of claire bennets regenerat
You are correct.
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DGDB was infamous and practically unavoidable all over the talkbacks WAAAAY before Apatow name checked him on Conan.
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Apr 10, 2009 12:41:28 PM CDT
Crap, my subject was cut off!
by for the love of claire bennets regenerat
DAMN YOU SHERMDAWG!!!
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I'm a 'rtard' (sic) for not liking leather seats. Uh huh. Sure. Vinyl sucks no questions there but cloth is far superior than leather for seating to me. You're telling me you've never had a quick 'ouch' moment when your skin touched that leather sitting in the hot sun all day? I've had leather seats before and took care of them just like you, it's a drag and I bet you know it but deny it cause "leather is awesome!!!". Either that or you must have the tiny luxury of always parking in a garage.But no matter....I differ from you so obviously your sovereign rights have been trampled upon. I'd apologize but then that would entail me admitting to being either wrong or apologetic and I'm neither.Oh and while you're cleaning and conditioning your leather seats, I just run a vacuum over my "so comfortable you could sit on them naked" cloth seats once a month or so and it's off to Funtown. You prefer maintenance and style, I prefer comfort and function. Not for everything mind you, but definitely when it comes to putting my ass on something for any length of time.Oh yeah, I think you missed a spot.
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Whattup? :) You getting a piece of the Danny action, too? He IS an extension of the mighty, mighty member of Bale, so there's plenty of him to go around.
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Apr 10, 2009 1:00:43 PM CDT
Sometimes after reading a particularly good rant I think...
by flickapoo
...there should be some sort of major award for the best posts of the week...maybe you get to hold the conch or something. At least it would save me speed reading time...that shit gives me a headache. If you ever won the week you would pretend to be too cool to care, but inside you know you would be weeping like Halle Berry at the Oscars. Of course, this assumes that some poor sacrificial goat would sit in a dark room and read all this drivel every week. What if you had an award for worst post of the week...and the looser has to sift through all this crap for seven days and pick the next winner? But then you have the most retarded talkbacker of the week picking the next winner...that's too much responsibility in the wrong hands. Anyway, it's pretty juvenile, but think about it Harry...you know it would generate more hits than weekly ScriptGirl...she's petering out.
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If not, head over to mymavra.com where you can meet celebrities like DannyGloversDickBlood and Xiphos!
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Eric Roberts on his first day on The Expendables set
April 7, 2009
Today I was attacked by Jason Statham (Lee Christmas) firing a machine gun from a dive-bombing fighter plane, nearly burned alive by napalm and had to leap into the freezing Bay of Mangaratiba to save my ass. And how was your day???
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Why wasn't it included?
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Should I set out milk and cookies for him?
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Whatever else they do to him in the Expendables, they MUST take his THUMB.
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Marv, is it true that you and I get to physically evaluate DGDB, Stuntcock and Xiphos with the Bale Memeber Scale?
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No means NO, motherfucker.
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Apr 10, 2009 1:27:03 PM CDT
So how long has everyone been sailing the seas of Ain'tItCool?
by llghtst0rmer
I've been checking the news here pretty much every day since summer of 1999. Been posting here (under the same name, thank you... hold your applause) ever since. You guys? How long has your AICN residency been going and what other names have you gone by?? I mean if we're all getting all social and buddy-buddy around here, why not share some info?
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That sucks. Rogen's been so quiet about that movie's (for him) failure.
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He reads Heeb magazine, but will not be at Seder this weekend.
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He could write and direct a film better than Kevin Smith.
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People who are so venomous against him are names I haven't ever seen before (or must not have cared about because no posts they have made made an impact) whereas the old schoolers all understand his prickishness. DGDB is the Spider Jerusalem of TalkBack. Trust the Fuckhead.
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Dude, DGDB has a bug up his ass about Apatow and James Cameron, which is fucking retarded and symptomatic of nerd self hate, but overall he's a nice guy who has smart shit to say once in awhile. I mean, fuck, I'd rather be trapped in an elevator with him than fucking Merrick or Scriptgirl. Scriptgirl is an abomination because even though she has great tits you know she sucks, which contravenes all of male heterosexuality. Merrick starred in the pilot for "Are you smarter than a potato bug?" and lost. If DGDB would just get it through is thick fuckin skull that James Cameron has the same initials as my personal fuck lord and savior, Jesus Christ, and that the Apatow movies are complex and honest, he'd be a sterling gentleman. And now he just talks shit in the hopes that Rogen will give him an Internet reacharound
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The_Man_Behind_The_Curtain is not MM. I'm 100% positive of that. He seems like a positive fan, not a negative one. Physical evaluations in the name of Bale sound fun. Danny already offered to meet me in his underwear in the parking lot of my choice. We'll have to see if the other two are "up" to that. :)
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but i would read twitter.com/dannygloversdickblood
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I've been here (with this name) for about 3 years. Cross me off the newbie list.
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Why do we hate McG and Len Wiseman most of all? Cause we know real nerds, like Seth Rogen, could not pull triple a grade trim like Kate Beckinsale. Nor do they wear soul patches and hang out with Sugar Ray. Even back in the 70s, George Lucas could hook up with Marcia, a great editor, but hardly a jerkathon inducing latex coated vampbitch. Seth Rogen is like a talkbacker who said he was gonna try and make something cool and did, and for that some of you hate him, cause it means that most are just lazy.
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Problem solving ability. The big one. You can look in her eyes and tell shes working things out. They remember...
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when Funny People gets nominated for Oscars, some of y'all are gonna be pissed.
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So many admirers, so little time.
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...sigh...
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39 years 15 weeks.
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I still have those left over from my soiree last week with Toadkillerdog. Alas, he will probably not be interested in joining our "encounter" group. He's recently developed some issues with trusting me...I can't understand why.
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Would it have been as funny for Apatow to say that "Buffywrestling" or "Lightstormer" or "Guntermonkey" or "Kenny_Fuckin_Powers" comments on his films? NO. The Apatow joke worked because it used DGDB's crazy name to make his point how ridiculous listening to these people's opinions really is. Period. That's why it has nothing to do with the person DGDB but JUST HIS NAME. In that sense, it could have been anyone with an outlandish name... that's my point.
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You may even have beat our esteemed Headgeek in longevity. Bravo.
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I hear that. You stick your finger up a guy's ass like *one time* and they start shying away like ponies.
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Been reading the site since at least 2001, posting regularly since around 2004. I think. Memory's not what it used to be...
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...been posting since 1999 with this same loathsome handle. Got banned once and had all my loverly pre-banning (shudder)post deleted. Wow, I used to be a fucking genius {[:^)
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He kind of challenged me to collect a couple of "souvenirs" from him (with the help of a case of ale, the squeegee, a plasma cutter and a baseball bat). That's what he gets for bragging about how great they were.
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Since that means a start date of January 1, 1970. Computer people will recognize.
I've been on this site since late 1998 or early 1999. My previous incarnation disappeared, but I've been chrth for about 7(?) years now. -
Are you trying to tell us that they didn't pick DGDB for his sparkling personality??
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Since that figured into the 'thank Lucas for the childhood rape' debacle.
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...sigh...
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If you ever get a chance to grab yourself some HE (highly explosive) balls from someone in artillery, I just can't recommend them enough. What a blast!
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..no one knew we were even having. By trailblazing the most batshit lunatic name (in all caps no less) he's provided a tether for the interface between the mundane world and the geek world for people like Jay Leno and...probably even Danny Glover himself.That's what I wonder...if Danny Glover knows of his most infamous namesake?Props DGDB, bet you didn't even know you were that big a SUPASTAR! Natch! Talk shows and promotional movie panels! Release the hounds!!!
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...in the late 90's. Then I had to stop for a few years because the animations and ads would crash my fiat sized dial-up hobbled beige desktop. Used to completely ignore the talkbacks...wasn't until a couple of years ago that I noticed some talkback post so aggressively ignorant that I felt compelled to sign up. Life's been down hill ever since.
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My sarcasm will be the death of me someday.
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Apr 10, 2009 2:07:11 PM CDT
Some regulars here I recognize from quite some time now...
by llghtst0rmer
supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell
Mr_X
zom-bot.com
Bob Loblaw Law Blog
The Dum Guy
thecomedian
Biffs_Pleasure_Paradise
CherryValance
buffywrestling
BadMrWonka
Nasty In The Pasty
criticalbliss
ebonic_plague
Kenny_Fuckin_Powers
Stuntcock Mike
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Apr 10, 2009 2:09:47 PM CDT
Some people with whom I have fought to a bloody finish in the pa
by llghtst0rmer
Prob'ly 'cause I'm a big ol' liberal and some of them are quite the opposite... ;-)
ImmortalFish
Anchorite
Quantize
JDanielP
KurtLockwood
AxelFoley (Though I don't think he was conservative, I think he was just kind of a douchey little kid.) -
Shermdawg
DerLanghaarige
ZeroCorpse
TOTAL_FUCKING_DESTRUCTION
Mr.NiceGaius
Mr. Zeddemore
kwisatzhaderach
BringingSexyBack / ChaimBenSexyback
Ribbons
Yackbacker
iamnicksaicnsn
FlickaPoo
morGoth
Gus Van Rant
chrth
DanielKurland
Sith Witch
HoboCode
Pondscum
MCVamp
One9Deuce
seppukudkurosawa
Chicken George VII
TaoOfJoe
Rindain
RogueWarrior
skimn
Orion'sAngel
BobParr
MCMLXXVI
IAmLegolas
IAmJack'sUserID
TheRealDoubleJ
Ozymandias
IDunno
AceOfWands
Memories Of Murder
Half Vader
Darth Slater
TheGuyWhoGotAHeadacheAndEndedUpSavingTheWorld
Ashok0
BiggusDickus
Larry Of Arabia
Klytus_I'm_Bored
CoderedUK
Lost Jarv
MaxTheSilent
Mode_7
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Apr 10, 2009 2:18:37 PM CDT
still waiting on more dragonball reviews
by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell
i need to laugh
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I started off in Coax and feel most comfortable there. It's immediate and a rush like meth on some days.
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...just wouldn't be right otherwise.
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...reading movie news from the 1920's. Just as light from a star takes years and years to reach Earth, information takes so long to reach a dial-up computer that by the time you read it happened years and years ago...before you were even born...
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The *real* TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION doesn't have those pussy downslashes, I believe.
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Doc Pazuzu... so right, my friend. A glaring omission.
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He takes those clowns to town.
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My bad. And I recognize Melvin_Pelvis' name, but the others are a little hazy... well, except maybe Pennsy.
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That shit aint happening i tell ya
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Apr 10, 2009 2:35:32 PM CDT
Am I the only one who loves that this talkback isn't...
by derlanghaarige
...really about the interview, but more about the history of Talkbacks, the people in it and whose names we remember?
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Apr 10, 2009 2:37:17 PM CDT
feecees_chucker, You're free to submit your application...
by llghtst0rmer
Just kidding. Have you been on AICN for a long time? I have to admit I didn't recognize your handle. But that's just my own limited memory. I'm sure there's other TB'ers who could vouch for you.
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And the Segways too.
Aww, I didn't make the TB Hall of Fame! Damnit! To the rooftop! -
We hijacked the Talkback! Bow down, Rogen! Kneel Before Zod!
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How many TBs have to be hijacked to make a name around these parts?
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I think you're jealous.
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you'd be abel to tell how long you were here for, and perhaps have a little star against your name if you've been here a while. harry gets amazon residuals, and we, we get nothing! god damm it. in all these years ive ventured to the zone probably 3 times.
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Wait until Father Geek writes an obit about someone he likes. Then, talk about something that takes a SLIGHT detour from the main subject. BOOM. Bye bye danny. Happened to me maybe 7 years ago.
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...I'm like the Red Shirt that's always been there but rarely ever came out into the forefront enough to be sent off to his death. So here I sit, 10 years down the road, still posting. I am everywhere and nowhere. I am... THE LlGHTST0RMER.
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Apr 10, 2009 2:49:17 PM CDT
I got called out by Sylvester Stallone once. Am I as cool as Dan
by cotton mcknight
AND Mr. Stallone brought up my post to Harry. In this case, Quint brought up the name DGDB to Seth Rogen. I still think I win.
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This amazes me. Simply fucking ludicrous. Danny...btw, I've got a new article for the site I'll shoot your way. Fuck the mob - you're a fucking professional. Email incoming bro.
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Can you and the other crew members see when every talkbacker joined and how much and what he posted over the years? I'm curious.
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Apr 10, 2009 2:53:29 PM CDT
Cotton Mcknight, everyone, this whole conversation is rediculous
by mr_x
Its obvious that i should be leader of the talkbacks, perhaps head up the European headquaters of aicn as well. who's with me? c'mon c'mon, don't make me go all jerry maguire on you.
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lookit, seth rogen makes one callout of the most fucked up talkback name of all time, and y'all think that they're adding titfucking to terminator 3 due to your input, or that Judd Apatow gives a fuck who you all are. this should not be time for ass slapping and dick tickling, be a fucking professional and someone bitch about how zack and miri was barely better the movie with ben affleck as a single dad.
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In the background for years, then suddenly brought to the forefront!
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Warwick Davis.
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You guys! I just heard they've added TITFUCKING to Terminator 3!
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do you really think I need underscores in my name? repost your hall of fame with my name spelled correctly. otherwise, I suggest you prepare to receive TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION.
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Posting here and there also...I'm on my 3rd career in the real world, but still use my original handle here.
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...I've been banging Chloe in the men's room for quite some time now while everyone else was too busy to notice.
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Figures, I'm just a fucking amateur.Anyway, I'm in cahoots with DGDB over on the Bale site so anything I say about the guy is biased.And by the way, peeps, I'm in the process of completely redoing the Bale site in Joomla so it'll be cleaner and more coherent by next week.GunterMonkey, relax. If Apatow named dropped me I'd show up on his doorstep with a fruitcake. Let the brother enjoy the spotlight.
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Doc Pazuzu
Shermdawg
DerLanghaarige
ZeroCorpse
TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION
Mr.NiceGaius
Mr. Zeddemore
kwisatzhaderach
BringingSexyBack / ChaimBenSexyback
Ribbons
D. Vader
Yackbacker
iamnicksaicnsn
FlickaPoo
morGoth
Gus Van Rant
chrth
DanielKurland
Sith Witch
HoboCode
Pondscum
MCVamp
One9Deuce
seppukudkurosawa
Chicken George VII
TaoOfJoe
Rindain
RogueWarrior
skimn
Orion'sAngel
BobParr
MCMLXXVI
IAmLegolas
IAmJack'sUserID
TheRealDoubleJ
Ozymandias
IDunno
AceOfWands
Memories Of Murder
Half Vader
Darth Slater
TheGuyWhoGotAHeadacheAndEndedUpSavingTheWorld
Ashok0
BiggusDickus
Larry Of Arabia
Klytus_I'm_Bored
CoderedUK
Lost Jarv
MaxTheSilent
Mode_7
And I'm sure many, many more will be recalled in the posts to follow...
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Apr 10, 2009 3:14:13 PM CDT
DGDB gives me an Obamasmic urge to bow before his greatness
by darth_inedible
Yes much like the dewey eyed Barack Obama before the ruler of the Great Saudi Oil Kingdom as a 11+ year poster here I feel an almost instinctive urge to prostrate myself before DannyGDB's holy posting regalness.
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He's seriously been around here for a while.
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Oh wait...you're offering fruitcake. My bad. Good news about the Joomla. We're going with that too.
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You mean samples like this...... http://tinyurl.com/cfkzuq I'll have to shave
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I guess that tells you something Mav.
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these things need to be offical
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Our testing methods are purely professional, which means hands on, but I'll be sure to bring plenty of frosting.
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Whew. Now I can relax. And go back to my "action figures".
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Hang on, I'm whipping some up right nowwwwwwwwww....ahhhhh!
There you go.
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I am, I tell you!
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Jesus, I laughed for days reading those.
Also the Cloverfield talkbacks were pretty choice.
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You mean to sign up or to post?
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to get banned. I think it was by "Nasty In The Pasty" at 10:36:20 PM-- He says "I wonder what they thought about Bill Murray circa the late-70's through mid-80's? Murray essentially played very minor variations on the same kind of "genial schlub" roles that are Rogen's stock in trade these days. Yeah, maybe Rogen could take a year off, but I honestly find him amusing in pretty much everything he's done to date, from lead roles to supporting parts. Will he have his own Lost In Translation 30 years from now?" blaw blaw blaw... When Rogen does "Razors Edge" and all the Wes Anderson movie's and comes this close to winning a best Oscar for male lead. And he would have won if they didn't feel it was time to give Penn his first Oscar. He will never be in Murray's ballpark. Hell, it's been forty years since "Meatballs" & "Where the Buffalo Roam" playing Hunter S. Thompson in 1979 when that came out. The man has had forty yrs and going strong. you can't say that about some of the biggest leading men presently. Caddyshack, Stipes, Ghostbusters, Tootsie, Scrooged, What About Bob?, Groundhog Day, Ed Wood, Kingpin, Wild things, Cradle will Rock, Rushmore, for which he should have won an Oscar, Hamlet, The Man Who Knew Too Little and on and on. Forty years, every decade bringing it w/ some of the finer directors in the business. A better comparison of Rogen would be that of Joe Piscopo likely.
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Should be in libraries across America alongside greats like Charles Dickens and Dean Koontz.
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but I had to sign in my email address every time.
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Except you choose your password. Even better! You can choose your avatar too. Something with horses, mmmm hmmmm. Neigh mean neigh there too.
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Pick me up a frisky little filly.
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Apr 10, 2009 3:49:02 PM CDT
Easter is a time of death and renewal...and so we gather...
by flickapoo
...here to remember those who are no longer with us...those who never leave...and those who died and returned after three days with even more absurd and delightfully foul names...
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The more the merrier.
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This entire thread. But the power of Bale compelled me.
I wish it didn't. He's gonna get his distracting lights all fucked up dead pretty. No reason to say so, other than alcohol. DGDB rules! Seth Rogen doesn't. -
along with a can of Crisco and a winch and pulley.
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Seriously, when is it?
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but what is the cutoff? 5 years?or maybe 5 years plus you have to have gotten a review on AICN, or somehow influenced a review?or all of that PLUS you have to have a tattoo of an anchor on your arm?
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..especially after the White Vader TB and all of those lovely political TB's that I pontificated on? I got my secret decoder ring from the White Vader Talkback in the mail for chrischex! I'm a Professional you hear! At least I was! I posted in the WalterB TB! I posted in the Sly posts! I've been here for years! And still...no respect..No worries tho fellas....even if my contribution is unsung, I still luv ya! PEACE, LOVE, ROCKETS! SAUCE!
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Fuckin 1980's websites. There I was with a ckever line & what happens? WHAT HAPPENS??
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wow maybe DGDB is danny glover himself, no one will expect
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Without ever actually mentioning Rogen's film no one is going to see.
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Apr 10, 2009 4:23:47 PM CDT
my personal favorite TB name was NIPPLES OF GOD.
by dannyglovers_dickblood
He didn't last very long.
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YA BOYYYYYYYYY! THE MAN IS IN DA HOUSE! stargate ROCKS!
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Thats fucking killer.
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what do u think of SETH'S response to ur name, Sir DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
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But this talkback isn't about me.
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what are ur plans for the future? merchandising maybe?
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you know it! when people ask me why I got it, I just tell them I really like spinach.
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Yeah, thats about as clever as the pale kid in his mom's basement eating Cheetos. I realize the crowd Rogen caters to is far more top-drawer than us lowly TB'ers. I mean we actually have the nerve to get sick of fratboy Pot jokes....oh the nerve of us.
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....you should say "Who the fuck cares? Prepare to get stretched."
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My plans are to continue working on our site and improving the overall design and ease of discussion. But I don't want to turn into another Drew McWeeny and drop my url in every single motherfucking post. Thats what I call......I dunno-- DESPERATE?
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Apr 10, 2009 4:33:26 PM CDT
I will vow to NEVER SPAM TB'ers. That I can promise.
by dannyglovers_dickblood
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Apr 10, 2009 4:35:12 PM CDT
MR. ROGEN -- If you insist on doing GREEN HORNET....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
....FIX YOUR FUCKING TEETH.
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brought a smile to an otherwise dreadful day
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but thats what life is all about! nature is all for spamming, how else would u explain our existence?
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Apr 10, 2009 4:40:26 PM CDT
I don't consider this spamming.....I'm talking email spam.
by dannyglovers_dickblood
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will u ever run for president? u know to stop guys like me from being silly. .....s..t..a..r..g..a..t...e....
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And see all your old posts up to about two years ago, go to www.aintitcool.com/user
It says I've been here for 39 years, 13 weeks. Two weeks less than Chrth apparently. Hopefully it's not predicting that I'll keep coming here, day-in, day-out for another 30 years...
And I'm not sure if I should be glad I made the Hall of Fame or depressed. I'd add the_Lion (for getting skinned alive by Kevin Smith), warriorpoet, Goatzinger/Tom Bodet/Sal Bando (for getting in a huge ruckus with Vern around the time Transformers came out) and Alonzo Mosely/Agent Alonzo for this: "
On bended knee...
by KevinSmith October 3rd, 2005
12:01:18 PM CST
Agent Alonzo:
"Mr. Kevin Smith, my name is Umagaa Ombongo, and I am Vice-President of a bank in Nigeria and I have a proposition for you that could make you 17.7 BILLION!!! by Agent Alonzo Wait, damn he has gone? I was sure this scam would work... OK, back to the drawing board...">>
Kevin Smith
Sir, I know if you've read some of the posts in this thread, the following compliment won't mean much to you. However, here it is: that was the funniest post I've ever read at AICN. Comedy gold. I'm stealing it and shooting it in nothing other than a static two-shot." -
well if u need help i can spread the word... i have ways if u know what i mean.
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I remember when I signed up on here. It was a very quiet place.
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imagine how cool it would be o have seth rogan meet DGDB
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I hate that guy.
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Rogan should be so lucky.
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I guess that just means "forever"...
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when Harry mentioned "RoRo" as being unbannable early in this talkback, I remembered him from his SAVING PRIVATE RYAN review...seriously...
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Its the only way you will be remembered.
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...should get a free copy of GONE.
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Apr 10, 2009 5:01:45 PM CDT
Of course I mean the same nickname that he or she had...
by derlanghaarige
...when he or she joined. Not the same nickname as someone else, which is impossible anyway, although there are some who share VERY similar nicks.
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I accept my place in the AICN Hall of Fame...bite me Chief Redcock!!! I am on top of the world!!!
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or a copy of nothing, because that would be a much better prize
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If I like it I will see OBSERVE and REPORT ith theater. This interview has intrigued me.
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is an angry douche working at BB. The talentless fatfucker that is Rogen thinks DGDB is beneath him and is thus fair game for a bit of ridicule.Upon reflection he kinda has a point, still hes an asshole for taking a shot at one of us.
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....but the only reason anyone ever enjoyed him was because he reminded them of some fat ass loser they know that sits on his ass all day and says stupid shit. Now with the weight loss and the designer glasses and the overexposure, he is getting farther and farther from the image that drew people to him. People like him as the doughy dumb ass and nothing more. They realize he's pretty much just like every character he's ever played. He's never really achieved much on his own, he's merely been feeding off the teet of Judd Apatow for 10 years. Impressive. At least Shia LaBeef changes up the dicks he sucks.
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Apr 10, 2009 5:28:51 PM CDT
WTF? That last dude's post just got deleted
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
He said something about John Candy. Now if that bloke got banned for saying that, and Danny can say whatever he wants about Rogen going out like Belushi then he really is unbannable! ALL HAIL DGDB!
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Apr 10, 2009 5:30:19 PM CDT
No, my mistake. He's still there.
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
Gotta get off the weed. This shit'll fuck up my teeth.
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Mention Cassavetes, Taxi Driver, Bad Lieutenant, Pulp Fiction, and Taken....CHECK, CHECK, CHECK...and CHECK. I can just hear the Publicist bitch on the phone afterward, "YOU'LL HAVE THESE FUCKING INTERNET LOSERS EATING OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ASS."
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I like that post where you said I need to get it through my skull James Cameron has the same initials as your "Personal fuck Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ." Hilarious.
Though I do disagree. We all know the Savior's true initials are C.B. http://tinyurl.com/c2lygw BELIEVE. -
wow, they had the internet in those days?
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lets see if this signature thing works
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dont you have some indian brothers that you could emply to have not a bit more functionality. just some fucking functionality on this site?
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I'm chrth every freakin' place on the Internet that I went, so I stick to that.
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http://xkcd.com/376/
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dharma initiative. that's all I gotta say. i love you guys. We should hang out more often and burn effigies of seth *
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That's like comparing Calista Flockhart's curves to Jessica Biel's.
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That's like comparing Calista Flockhart's curves to Jessica Biel's.
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Stick to doing voices for animation, or just fuck outta Hollywood with your shit unfunny comedies.
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You remember who ran Coaxial before Herc.
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is fucking sickening. Shame on you. Shame. On. You.
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...avoiding his own party until the last minute...then swinging in on a rope with a feather in his all caps...full of sound and fury...bearing a scrotum full of unreasonable hatred and a case of Jack Daniels. Well done man.
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I can just fucking see this happening.
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You thought a case of Arrogant Bastard Ale, a well applied baseball bat upside the skull, and a plasma cutter would be enough to keep this ol Marine separated from his High Explosive balls? Hah! You had another thing cumin! I never told you that my balls were programmed to return to the sac - just like in the Iron Giant. So, after you had experienced the undeniable pleasure of having 64DDD's embedded in your chest, and having every male from an over-sexed amoeba to a rabid bandicoot slobbering all over you, some poor, unlucky bastard licked the wrong set of jubbilies and got himself blown straight the fuck to kingdom cum! You assumed the resultant hole the size of the grand canyon left in your chest was the near nuclear detonation of the famed Toadkiller jewels! Hah! In fact it was the pre-planned escape and return of those legendary behemoths to their rightful place - swinging low! The Toadkiller has been made whole again! So, to all the haters, and and those who covet what they can never have - I say grab ahold and take a giant swing on my nuts!
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if you were here last week.
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was that Oscar clip with Janusz Kaminski. I did laugh at that. But James Franco was way funnier than Rogen.
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As one of the greatest TB'ers of all time? He was simply the funniest, vicious, most creative and kick ass troll killer these boards have ever seen. His like will never be seen again.
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He takes a pop at James Cameron everytime he posts. He should be firing salvos at Len Wiseman, Stephen Sommers, JJ Abrams, Michael Bayhem, McHack, Brett Hackner, Roland Emmerich and all the other Hack Pack members who have been destroying the clockbuster over the last 15 years or so.
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Tell all the haters to kiss your goat smellin ass!
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http://tinyurl.com/dickblood
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Thats what no one seems to fucking understand. The TB's are far too black and white. People either consider a director and his body of work to be AMAZING or ABSOLUTE SHIT. I don't see it like that. There are some shit films I greatly enjoy, and watch often. I understand they are not very good, but they entertain me. And I understand someone like Ratner is an absolute abortion of a filmmaker. Thats like saying Aurora Snow is a whore. Uhhhhhh yeah. What the fuck am I gonna sit here all day arguing about that for? I'm not interested in a circle jerk. One guy saying "FUCK MICHAEL BAY!" and 10 other guys coming in and saying "YEAH....FUCK MICHAEL BAY." I'm not saying I go up against the status quo just to make a name for myself, many have suspected that-- but I assure you, its never been the case. I just find it far more enjoyable to tear someone down that I feel is grossly overrated. Someone you never really hear people complain about. Thats where the Cameron thing comes in. I'm not delusional. Of course I don't think he's one of the worst directors ever. Obviously, he's a competent filmmaker. But I completely disagree he's one of the best. And I don't like T2 or Aliens. So people just assume I MUST be doing this just to piss people off. Nope. Not the case.
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You had it right the first time. Dont be fooled by my impostor. Remember, no underscores= no TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION.
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Apr 10, 2009 6:38:03 PM CDT
Well, Danny you and I have had an *ahem* disagreement or two
by toadkillerdog
But I will always defend your right to disagree, even when I find your viewpoints, uh, disagreeable. You are right about the near lemming quality some TB'ers have regarding so-called sacred cows.
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No. There's lots of directors I think have made great films and bad films (McTiernan, Verhoeven etc) But those guys I listed above just make generic bullshit. There is no individual style applied by them (unless you count the low angle tracking shot that circles around Will Smith/Nic Cage/ Bruce Willis/ Ewan McGregor/Shia LaBeouf in a Bayhem flick).
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...are great. It might even be a deathbed confession...like so many before you, you might get cold feet at the thought of meeting your creator with blasphemy in your heart. It's never too late...REPENT.
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I don't think Cameron is a sacred cow, I hated Titanic. I think the reason DGDBs attacks on Cameron rile me up so much is because it gives LaserPants an excuse to come on and start up his Terminator 2 WE WUV WOO ROBODADDY shit :)
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i should know people. but DGDB got blood on his dick, a mark of super manliness. only people who rape dragons get blood on their dick. DGDB, The Dragon Rapist --- i like that.
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...how's life without the BSG talkback?
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I've never really slammed that film. I just think T2 is formulaic shit with special effects that were impressive 18 years ago but feel uninspired today. And this whole argument that Cameron is some sentimentalist with the heart of a cherub, blows my fucking mind.
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He's the toughest sonofabitch director since Peckinpah!
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I happen to really like T2. Great movie. I am not a revisionist like osme folks. I saw the think in its first run, just like I saw Terminator in first run, and loved it. Terminator will always be king, because it came out of nowhere and kicked major ass. T2, in my opinion is one of the few 'bigger is better' sequels that - while not better than the predecessor, could stand on it's own. I have no idea who laserpants is or what he says, but just because someone says something you disagree with is no reason to change your opinion about a thing unless you truly believe it.
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"Ratner is an absolute abortion of a filmmaker"
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Apr 10, 2009 6:50:18 PM CDT
Just because you slam your wife's head through a wall....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
...doesn't make you tough.And I'm speaking of the argument that at the heart of every one of his films is a strong family element. Maybe that is Cameron's intention, but IMO he fucking fails in that regard. And I have always said I enjoy The Abyss. No matter how much I slam him, I admit he got his shit together for that one.
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But even I can't go around screaming that, claiming I despise everything Ratner touches. Because I really dig The Family Man. But I don't entirely believe that he directed it.
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Ha ha! I see what you're doing there...will he take the bait?
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this is for both of you: u sons of bitches are asses full of sewer pipes that take shit and put it in ur mouth through ur anus. thats ur life 24/7 and u like it coz its the only thing u ever were able to do right in ur lives. eat shit through ur asses, u stupid fucks
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No I was making a joke. You're lucky you haven't endured LaserPants rants about how Terminator 3 is better than T2. I love The Terminator, Aliens, The Abyss, T2 and True Lies and will take on all comers who attack them. DGDB - How do T2's FX feel uninspired today? Compared to what? They were groundbreaking and visionary at the time and, ok, they look dated now (obviously) but still work perfectly within the story. You're grasping at straws if you're attacking T2s FX work.
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But I am ready for Ms. Chang this time!
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Glad you dig The Abyss, my personal fave Cameron film. Ed Harris is just fucking amazing in that film.
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...waht I tpye y'uoll slitl udrenantsd me. Tath's ptrtey fkciun' cool...I konw, I konw...I'm vrey ltae on the bnad wgaon but who gveis a siht...tihs is aewmose!!!!
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Deserves a red-hot poker shoved up their ass. Anyone who - on top of that - doesn't like Aliens (and even Laserpants loves Aliens!), deserves to take a slide down a razor blade, buck naked,straight into a giant vat of vinegar. Yes Danny - this means YOU!
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The one I'll never forgive him for is Red Dragon. Good story, script and cast yet the most fucking boringly directed film I've ever seen. X Men 3, the script was a piece of shit to begin with but Red Dragon should have been so much better. That flick for me is the ultimate proof of Ratner's Hackness. I wish Ridley Scott had directed that one instead of Hannibal.
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.....an EFFECTS DEMONSTRATION. It feels like the film exists to promote the effects, not the other way around.
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i was always ashamed of myself for enjoying that movie. Ratner is semen on shit fed to a monkey. i hate what he did to X-men.
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You're fucking great
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That is the more appropriate question, as any old fool can linger here for years with their banal postings. The real award should go to who has been banned the most, the only problem is once they're banned all their shit disappears. Hell, my first name was Lost Highway MANY years ago, and before TBs even existed I used to post as Bad Lieutenant in the forums. I miss the old forums, the new ones suck ass. The TB is dead, long live the TB!
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Attacking T@ for it's effecst which were ground breaking is like attacking Superman II because you can see the strings. Or 1933 Kong because it was made in 1933! Now I could not stand Superman I, so attack away at that.
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And his snap on hair doesn't look so bad.
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All film students should be made to watch Manhunter and Red Dragon back to back. Then the ones that prefer Red Dragon should be taken out and shot.
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...doused in petrol, set alight and rolled down a hill.
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Sphere was better. Abyss is like AVATAR, just a way for cameron to play with stuff.
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Haha, even better!
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Mavra Chang trying to get me drunk again, but I got a surprise for her this time around. Someone has put a 'bounty' on acquiring the mystical Mavra Juice!
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Really? I thought Sphere was one of the worst films i've ever seen.
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Describe yourself (selves)
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Apr 10, 2009 7:04:40 PM CDT
Well I think most Cameron films feel like that Diox.
by dannyglovers_dickblood
A way for him to play with expensive shit. Thats why I have absolutely 0 interest in Avatar. Its like he took every bit of technological gimmickry, threw it in a blender and screamed at the studio "MOTHERFUCKERS WILL PAY!"
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Apr 10, 2009 7:05:47 PM CDT
Sphere and that 20,000 Leagues shit was fucking weird.
by dannyglovers_dickblood
I saw it in the theater and felt like someone punched me in the fucking temple afterward.
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...large and bumpy
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Cmon, you all know me too
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Seth Rogen HAS a huge dick. how else would u explain his brilliant humor? the bigger u got it, the funner u are.
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yeah, im THAT guy
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Talking about James Cameron and Michael Mann films is more interesting than talking about Seth Rogen films. Night all, a pleasure as always.
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God rest his soul. Sphere was a pretty good book and like so many others (Yeah Congo, I'm looking at you) was turned into a fucking Godawful film.
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Every X-Men movie is fucking garbage.
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Now there's a great film
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Only the most gullible are surprised why.
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Hung out at his hotel room at Comic Con last year, he's pretty cool, even if he does roll the skinniest joints ever. But he was using this clear rolling paper which was kind of cool. Method Man was there as well as Evan Goldberg, the human giant dudes, Edgar Wright, and some dude they call The Magician. Yeah, it was a weird as hell party, but Method Man was really chill for hanging with a bunch of white geeks. When I had to pass him the joint, he wasn't paying attention, and I had no idea what to call him to get his attention. It was bizarre as hell. I don't really dig Rogen's movies aside from Superbad, but he's pretty cool. And then McBride showed up but this was right before Pineapple Express and no one really knew him yet. He is also super cool, was talking about going to the con the next day to get some swords. Yeah...
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ITS FUN TO PRETEND!!!! EPISODE 1 IS THE BEST STAR WARS!!! BATMAN & ROBIN IS THE BEST BATMAN MOVIE!! MISS MARCH?? BEST COMEDY EVER!!
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Apr 10, 2009 7:13:37 PM CDT
The sad thing is, studio moles will check TB traffic....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
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To the best of my knowledge, no one has seen one second of Avatar. So, to judge it before it is even released is a huge mistake. Cameron tore his ass with me over that Jesus Christ documentary. I can not stand the atheist fuck because of that. But even I am willing to wait until I actually see a movie before judging it. Aliens kicked major ass. T2 kicked major ass. It is Ok if you did not like them because you simply could not stand the movies. But to dislike them because of who made them, or sight unseen, is not being objective.
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That they have gotten no love in this talkback are probably the saddest people on the planet, cause you know they read the ENTIRE talkback to see if they were mentioned. Such is the fragile ego of the TB'er.
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alot of things in this universe are things we will never understand. the movie had a cool message and the psychologist thing was entertaining. especially the part where he talks to that computer text mind thing. some talkbackers remind me of that computer text mind thing.
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...fucking pussy. Talks the talk but but can't walk the fucking walk.
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yeah it was.
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Remember Crichton's Runaway? With Tom Selleck, Kirstie Alley and Gene Simmons? Used to love that as a kid! And I met Ray Harryhausen a few months ago and got his signature. Absolute legend. Right, I really am off this time.
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The Avatar talkbacks are going to be so much fun...
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To be fair to Rogen, there were a lot of people at the party and he was smoking all of them up. He is a friend of a friend of a friend, so i don't usually see him outside a party setting. He may have rolled them skinny cause everyone was smoking his shit! I do know that he does NOT like weed from pot shops out in Cali, but prefers to get his weed the illegal way, which i thought was funny.
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He's a fucking great storyteller, and his fims have a persistent and personal point of view - something which he's always emphasised in interviews, and how that takes precedence over tech - which, while grounbreaking, is used only to support the story. avatar will be no different. 'what don't you fucking understand?!!!'
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Apr 10, 2009 7:17:46 PM CDT
Toad....I don't have to see Avatar to justify my statement.
by dannyglovers_dickblood
In my opinion both Mocap and 3D are technological gimmickry intended to push the whiz-bang factor of today's films and put asses in seats. Why else is the studio pimping the shit out of it? I'm just not interested in any of that shit. I didn't say anything to slam the film itself, because like you said I haven't seen jack shit. I'll probably see it somewhere down the line. But will I contribute a cent to it? No.
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Never saw that one. Westworld is one of my faves though. Harryhausen is awesome, quality that you got to meet him. These talkbacks can be goddamn hard to pull yourself away from, I really needed to be asleep an hour ago!
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But that's because I hate mind control as a plot device and don't buy Magneto's 'kill all the humans' plan (because anyone who suffered through the holocaust is bound to espouse genocide)
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That surprises me! Seth was probably toploading them reefers, that's what I'd be doing in that situation anyway.
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I can just see it now - no matter how amazing the first trailer is,you'll get cunts coming out of the woodwork, saying things like 'what's this eco-shit? fern gully? blue moon cats? more like fucking thundercats! cameron's a hack!' And I, and whoever else likes cameron, will proceed to tear them new assholes, only to be confronted with more ignorant (and occasionly funny) bile...wash rinse and repeat for at least a year. should be a laugh.
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...to see the "hot chick" strip down to her bra (she has to go through some sort of detector or something) and we all thought that was great (we were about 11)...years later I realized it was Kirstie Alley...it felt dirty and weird...like remembering you accidentally saw your Aunt Elsie naked when you were a kid...
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Je suis ainsi heureux DGDB a finalement obtenu l'identification qu'il mérite. Été un grand ventilateur pendant des années… ou d'un an je devine. Gardez-le professionnel chacun et visitez Aint il des nouvelles de balle. C'est naturellement à moins que vous n'appréciiez pas le sentiment orgasmique fin de la DESTRUCTION FOUTUE TOTALE!!!
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yeah, im THAT guy
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And hope it dies a particularly, nasty and diseased filled death. As for 3D. Well, that remains to be seen. But I do not hold out much hope for that either. Gimmicry in limited doses is ok, but when used to excess, or in lieu of an actual story that is when the true danger arises.
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Haha, even better!
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i never ever post an empty comment. who did it? WHO?
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Merci pour le soutien mon ami ! Je suis content que vous comprenez aussi la vraie force de Bale de Seigneur. Sont ensemble des frères peuvent unir et peuvent détruire le non-croyant sans talent comme ça gros baise Seth Rogen. Il mangera la sécrétion de tumeur de mes testicules. DIEU BENIT LE TOTAL BAISE DESTRUCTION ! ! ET DIEU BENIT MICHAEL J. FOX!!
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These talkbacks can be goddamn hard to pull yourself away from, I really needed to be asleep an hour ago!
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He then said this..
"The cut is shaping up nicely and the stuff coming in from Weta Digital is astonishing," Cameron wrote in AICN. "Every once in a while, as we are absorbed in some intensely detailed discussion about sub-surface scattering or the way a tail is moving in the animation, I'll just stop and have this moment of clarity, as if seeing it for the first time. And I realize that's what the lunar astronauts must have felt like. They'd be in the middle of some complex set of procedures, and they'd look out the window and go, 'Oh, yeah. That's the frickin' moon!' It feels like that."----
So unless it REALLY is groundbreaking and utterly jawdropping he has no-one to blame but himself for what will happen. It could well be, but we just don't KNOW.
Could Cameron make an incredible Movie that immerses us in an Alien World and culture like nothing else has ? Yes. Has he ? We just don't know, YET.
Blaming CG for all of Hollyoods shortcomings is glib. It's a tool like blue/green screen, models, pyrotechnics and makeup. CG's been abused fairly heavily but all the shockingly bad fatsuit "comedies" were no reason to drop prosthetic makeup as a tool just as an example. -
...for real. I can make out about two thirds...straight from Paris. Damn.
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Or whatever the colour mentioned, was.
Is actually not a bad idea. If not necassairly automatically based on time or post-count -- hierachies are never a good thing long-term, I think -- then at least being able to follow people's posts.
People like Danny may not need it, Danny is his own black box... to put it a certain way, but over the years I've read too many witty, inciteful, intelligent or just a little bit o' he crazy for me to remember them all and auto-scan TBs for their names.
A simple function to highlight (grey box anyone?) someone's name, whoever they may be, would be more welcome, in my opinion, than an edit box or even an ironic-detecting celeb-posting-as-pleb detector.
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Its spelled the same. Interesting. But testicle is spelled testicules. Fascinating.
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i fucked ur women, but they are not good. i shall proceed to fuck them again till they learn to be good and then i shall return them to ur people so you can benefit from the skills i taught them. Auf Wiedersehen
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Apr 10, 2009 7:41:39 PM CDT
Thats interesting. Maybe being able to TAG your favorite...
by dannyglovers_dickblood
...TB'ers. That would actually be cool. I agree. The Baleback threw me in the mix with a lot of funny motherfuckers. And sadly I've already forgotten some of their names. It would be nice to be able to tag old allies.
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someone whoever he might be needs to leak that AVATAR shit and show us that shit so it can fuck our eyeballs for free and in adorable 2-D!
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Stop asking for it. Who gives a fuck about typos? No way in hell do I want a TB where spineless motherfuckers can deny shit they said and run back and erase old posts. FUCK THAT. Live with your words.
"CONQUER LIFE, AND YOU SHALL CONQUER DEATH." --Christian Bale, 1994 -
Your tagging idea made me think, why not create a Bale group on Facebook? Cast the net wider so to speak...
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Talkback is democracy, people, plain and simple. Sure, sometimes it's anarchy, but anarchy is just democracy when everyone votes for a good time. Once we start awarding distinctions to individuals in talkback, we start the creation of classes. That's when prejudices begin. The democratic flavor of talkback would disappear as cliques formed. It would make talkback as worthless as the Zone, and I don't think anyone wants that.
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Remember....no mention of Observe and Report. Keep this on the top without mentioning the fucking film the interview is supposedly about. That would be almost as boss as Zach and Miri Make A Porno. Anyone see that?........Anyone?
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I'm ashamed to say I sat though it. Kevin Smith and me should have been done professionally a long time ago, we are now.
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The idea of the TAG feature would just be on your own screen, what you see to help you keep track of TB'ers you're interested in, ya know? The regular screen would look the same to anyone not logged in.
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We'll look into that once the redesign of the site is up. Thanks.
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it's tahwhoo
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Avatar may be groundbreaking. It may be revolutionary. It may even be a good movie. The problem though is that it relies on a technology that 8 out of 10 cinemas across the planet don't have the capacity to use.
There are no Imax theaters, no 3d capable screens of any kind within 200 miles of where I live and it's the same for the majority of movie goers in the world.
Even if there is a 3d capable screen nearby, most will choose to go to a 2d showing because it will be cheaper and as we all know, money is tight in these tough economic times.
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as I would site-wide box changes. But I don't know if I would use it. I do my best to judge every post by its merits, not by its poster (exception being BSB, because I understand the method to his madness).
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AICN sounds like a porn site anyway.
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the spartsanity (tm ChrTh 2009) of talkback is part of its charms. Once you make one change (tags) it makes it easier for the next change (edits) and the next (signatures) until, again, it's not better than the Zone.
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Admit it, you had as much fun as I did, despite the inconvenience of the morning after. Now that I know your magnificent cojones are trained to return to you like a couple of good hounds,there is even more respect and desire for you from me. If you have the ale, I'm ready for round 2. So what if a few other nameless faces get blown out of proportion later? Ya wanna play, ya gotta pay. If there's a bounty on me or my juice, it's probably Dirk (Dirk is always about numero uno), but I have no fear.
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after reading this talkback.
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i cant believe i didnt mention stargate all this time. maybe next time.
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Well I have two...um...not sure you'd call it fame though since nobody outside AICN knows we exist (not even our families...we are but pale shells to them).
First was I was the guy who got Bruce Willis to come on here...though fat lot of good that did...didn't he answer like 3 questions and fuck off?
Second, I was also the guy on the Baleback who issued the challenge to get to 10000 posts after Harry closed the actual topic about the rant.
Does that merit a place in the AICN hall of fame? No because I'm not here enough. Having said that a few people here, there and everywhere said I should write the next Superman but I couldn't be assed. -
DGDB. Aucun problème mon ami. I pour détester Seth Rogen. Il est une boule remplie par chat s'infectante de merde que je déteste. Nous Français disons que nous détestons l'Amérique en raison de l'Irak et du sac de douche général comme la nature des personnes dans elle. Mais en réalité elle en est en raison et de tous les films de Judd Apatow. Vous des types devez sérieusement s'arrêter. Et les filles étant forcées de raser leurs aisselles ? A joué dehors déjà. Les cheveux ne sont pas le diable ! ! ! Quoi qu'il en soit je vous espère longtemps de phase et prospère. Dioxholster. Je ne suis pas irrité par cela. Je partagerais heureusement ma propre épouse avec n'importe quel homme qui l'a voulue. Nous sommes ouverts de cette façon. Sentez-vous libre pour venir n'importe quand. L'une ou l'autre manière je suis sûr que j'ai fait avoir jamais vu un chat plus américain que vous. La seule personne qui a vu plus est seigneur Bale.
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Just to point out...I'm not in North America...I'm somewhere in Europe...I just felt it had to be said. :P
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Avatar will have to work in both "normal" and 3D. BUT if the 3D experience is mindblowing (and it may or may not be) then expect that number to rise if the technically equipped cinemas are completely sold out for weeks on end.
Though the technological upgrading will probably happen eventually anyway but Avatar is being sold as the "Killer App" for 3D that could propel the growth.
It WILL all be VERY interesting how all this will play out though that's for sure. -
How the FUCK am I on a notorious AICN posters list?
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But I'm not a DGDB poster in terms of hilarity and professionalism, or a Mavra in terms of time served.
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It's the last possible leap in cinema technology as it stands today.
For the next 30 years, everything will be a variation on the technology we have now. The next big leap will be truly interactive entertainment where games and movies combine.
Heck, what we have today is pretty much the same thing we had 80 years ago.
3D was tried before. So this new version has to really immerse the viewer in the experience or else it will fail just like before.
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I feel like telling him to get eat a bag full of dicks or in his native language "sac complètement des dicks" each filled with TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION................However he does have the underscores though so I welcome him.
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I was assembled by the United States Marine Corp. Did you really think that a hip swaying, baseball bat wielding (you should try out for MLB with that swing), ale swilling, plasma cutter holding, amoeba loving (It might have been Dirk who put the bounty on your mystical Mavra love juice but I will never tell)waif , could take down my magnificent set of behemoth balls? Hah! We Toadkillers are made of sterner stuff. Although I will admit, that case of Arrogant Bastard Ale (fuckers should give me a cut with all the free promotion) and that Barry Bonds swing of yours made things dicey for a while, there was never any doubt that the forces of goodness and manliness and all that is the U.S.M.C would triumph in the end! Ooo rah! Now the tables have turned, and the hunter becomes the hunted. I don't know what Dir...er, the uh, anonymous and mysterious person wants with your love juice, but I aim to see he gets it!
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I'm on my way. *kiss kiss*
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Dude....what you just wrote...damn...can't help speaking in fragmented sentences...must stop...now.
Woah, that was weird...anyways, that post...sell it to Fox as a pitch for Battletoads: The Movie. -
I did get a blessing from DGDB. The juice always speaks the truth.
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Once called me a "MOTHERFUCKING PROFESSIONAL". My dick instantly grew 4 inches. To a total length of 6 inches hahahahahahahahah! No, but seriously, it actually meant something to me. My internet self sorta swelled up with pride. And the Blue Beetle would kick Green Hornet's ass. He'd prolly need Booster's help with Kato, tho.
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Megan Foxs' ; Jus de chatte. Ne pensez pas même cela ! ! ! ! Votre poignée est la raison du numéro un que je peux garder une construction tandis que je suis en ligne ici. Vous devriez vraiment penser à venir en France pour éprouver une nuit de passion et de romance que vous n'éprouverez n'importe où ailleurs jamais. Particulièrement l'Amérique. Vous naturellement devrez élever dehors vos cheveux d'aisselle ou ils ne pourraient pas établir.
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I like it! But it should be titled: Toadkillerdog: The battle of the toads!
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Feeling a bit 'dry' these days?
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Tequila.Worm must have retired or gotten some fine pussy. Have not read his comments here lately.
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And I might just give a shit, to go see it.
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No disparagment meant to the suddenly Francophile TB'ers.
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and thus I wonder where the fuck he is.
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...that unlike the rest of you sperm donors, my girl gets a kick out of reading talkbacks...and on the rare occasion that I have a good rant she gets turned on...just like the whorish cheerleader that gets turned on when her douche bag football player boyfriend scores a touchdown or whatever it's called. And after a couple glasses of red she does a bang on Rhona Mitra impression. And to all a good night.
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Apr 10, 2009 8:40:48 PM CDT
I was thinking on calling myself PeterNorthsCumShot a while back
by dirk shocker
but I did not to be associated with cock all the time. No offense gay brothers!
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How could you suspect me of anything nefarious? Yes, I have the attention span of a... hey that dustball got one foine donkey on her! Hey mamacita why don't you roll on over here and let me show how it's done amoeba style!
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Je laisserais mes cheveux élever cent ans pour obtenir ma baise détruite par chat totalement par votre bébé français engorged de breadstick, les séjours de nom !
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Talking to themselves. Amusing, but a bit sad.
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そしてここのあらゆるセクシーな日本の男の子に私のジュースへの唯一の方法はあなたのほとんどがMadonnasの歯のギャップと性交できる陰茎を持っているので私をとの強姦するためにあなたの触手の1呪文で呼び出せばである
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Cinco de Mayo is here soon. They will surrender yet again.
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Chinga tu madre puto.
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Means Talkback will be easier to conquer. I was concerned it may be German.
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You know why I don't need one? Because I WATCH THE SCREEN WHEN I TYPE! When I make a mistake, I fucking fix it. Because I'm a motherfucking PROFESSIONAL.
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As I was scrolling down this obnoxiously long TalkBack, I was excited that Danny wasn't even participating in a TalkBack that was really more about him than Seth Rogen. I thought, it's like that guy wearing a U2 T-shirt at a U2 concert; Don't be that guy! But then suddenly Danny chimes in. I was disappointed. I thought he was using his amazing powers of discipline and just looking on, God-like, overseeing his creation. Danny, I don't know you've managed to go this long without getting banned. I suppose you've stopped just short of threatening anyone's life, but I've got to hand it to you. You've shoveled shit on the heads of everyone here, but for some reason unknown to me (maybe you're protected by Chuck Norris), you continue to sling poo here unmolested. Here's to you, DannyGloversDickBlood. You miserable prick, God Bless Ya.
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Already trademarked bitches!
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www.aintitcool.com/user and it may lead me to my first post, which would be pretty epic to see. It's also really cool to see so many of the talkback badasses/heroes, et al, make it out today. I totally do remember Lost Highway. AND MOVIEMACK, man that guy could start some shit. And that's a good list started there LIGHTST0RMER. Hooray, nostalgia!
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That was rather brusque and un-Beetley of me. I don't need an edit function because I am a goddamn PROFESSIONAL. Even if it's only honorary. By the by, I think O&R looks like a pretty funny, fucked-up movie. I'm gonna see it, so there. Wait, it's not a Fox movie is it?
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since 1998. They should just give up the ghost and change their name to Babel Fish.
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Only aboot two years. I'd be interested to see when I first decided my balls had descended enough to engage in this racquetball game we call discussion.
And vadakinX, only a non-American could say that and be considered clever. Well done But actually translating the French back into English is pretty funny, in and of itself, if only for the grammatical errors. -
Me too! They kicked ass! JediJaina, Bubblehead, Ghidorah, Sun, Schuyler Dunn, Matrim Cauthon, Sith, The Northlander, LED, Myq, MQBlank, Davey, Greg, BRUTUS- man it was awesome.
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I liked him.
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"At least Shia LaBeef changes up the dicks he sucks."
IN GRANITE -
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/30937
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you give away his position once more, he'll bleed you. real quiet, and leave you here. STOP GHOSTING HIM MOTHERFUCKA.
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My 'economy is strong' comment is from 2006! I was right then. So pfffft.
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Apr 10, 2009 10:38:21 PM CDT
...like I said...you sounded good. You had numbers and shit...
by flickapoo
...my broke ass was almost convinced. You should have a show on cable news.
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jackalcack - Meth was passing around blunts at first, and those shits were great, which is why I didn't mind it when Rogen started passing around the skinny joints, cause I was already pretty baked. Plus, I brought my little wooden bowl which seemed to scare everyone, so I was able to chill with my own medicinal shit. Meth stopped rolling blunts once he saw Rogen was going to provide the weed. That is a smart man right there!
iamnicksaicnsn - glad to see you remember Lost Highway!! I long for the old days of the late 90's. I think he got banned for saying something about QT, but I can't be sure.
D.Vader - the original forums were the shit! Love that someone else was around back then and indulged in them. It was really the first time I had ever used message boards, and I loved it! Great format, awesome layout, I was REALLY upset when they disappeared, only to reappear in a bastardized form WAY later. Ah, good times... -
Just wondering?
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Where some posts would appear 10 minutes earlier than the post they were responding to? That was frakked up. Found one from early 2007 like that.
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For he must hunt at night.
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maybe it's time to retire. I love TB and all, but I'm kinda building personal focus and abandoning the Internet. Hmmm ...
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Apr 10, 2009 10:51:35 PM CDT
Danny Glover: As In, Member Of Bohemian Grove Glover???
by media messiah
So much for being a nice guy? Look the Bohemian Grove up for clarification, folks!
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Without me on it at the top, and two of my other aliases, the hall of fame list can only be deemed bogus! I have rocked AICN.com the most out of everybody!!!
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I totally agree with you about leather seating. They're GREAT in the showroom, but impractical for all the reasons you stated. Especially white / cream leather. My parents have an RX that my dad has to clean and condition once a week with Zymol because the leather gets dirty so fucking fast. I told him, next car if you gotta have leather, get black leather. Or gray. But not cream, ever again. I've been doing the Zipcar thing and I'm loving the Matrix with sport fabric. Very durable, looks great, and doesn't have to be cooled/heated to sit your ass in it.
As for flooring ... I like carpeting, it's not hard to clean if you have a Dyson (which is the only vac anyone should own) and some Woolite Oxy carpet cleaner for when your spooge shoots too far. -
Wow, thanks for my inclusion. Much obliged, can I throw some more names at you? Just off the top of my head and nowhere near complete I'm sure ... Abominable Snowcone, Kloipy, Hawaiian Organ Donor, Toadkillerdog, Xiphos (basically all those silly COCers), DocWho, Laserpants, Continentalop, Coughlins Law ... hmmm I'm drawing a blank now. Didn't realize there are so many regulars here.
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Didn't post a lot, but if that's not one of the most memorable and visceral names ever, I don't know what is. Here's to you, I Kick Tits, wherever you are.
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I remember when he, Yackbacker, Doc Paz and myself started sitting in lawn chairs on the creative Titanic (as in icebergs and drowning) that was Transformers and beating the shit out of Don Murphy. When was that? 3 or 4 years ago?
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Maybe two and a half. Who was the German guy that got "banned" for the whole "pwns teh suck" thing, and was rumored to have "lost his job" because of it?
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When I used to just read this site for the news and articles for like close to ten years. When I finally started posting for some reason, and I haven't looked back since.
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do you consider the G to be a Professional?
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This is just not true. I mean, depite the fact that Riefenstahl was a shameless Nazi whore, she also had an undeniable talent for visuals. But Rogen got NO talent!
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Apr 11, 2009 3:45:31 AM CDT
Remember....no mention of Observe and Report.
by the_man_behind_the_curtain
Chinga tu madre puto.
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...you shall be on the list.
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Abominable Snowcone, Kloipy, Hawaiian Organ Donor, Toadkillerdog, Xiphos, DocWho, Laserpants, Continentalop, Coughlins Law... check. Since I admit my memory is not nearly adequate enough in this regard to make the list as complete as possible, I shall defer to your input.
And just who exactly were the CoC'ers? Why is this group not registering with me? I'm sure I was around for that time (whenever it might have been,) but it's just not ringing a bell with me... -
Just got off of work and got back home... the buzz hasn't worn off quite yet. Sorry if I get a little wordy here and there.
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...but he also shall be entered into the AICN Hall of Fame simply for the uncontrollable giggling his name brought me. That one's gonna stick with me for a while.
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We're opening up for The Cunning Linguists at the Mission Valley Mariott, Memorial Day weekend. Mark it on your calendars, people.
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Ok Danny, you've (naturally) mentioned a few of the films you hate, so, just to give us a feel for what we are working with here, what are your genuine top five films?
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SamuelLappDance. That's just brilliant.
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Apr 11, 2009 5:13:07 AM CDT
I'm half drunk. But I will say #1 EMPIRE OF THE SUN.
by dannyglovers_dickblood
#2 EMPIRE STRIKES BACKEnd of fucking story....
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We're the group who rules the Twitch thread with an iron hoof.
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YOU CAN ONLY HOPE TO CONTAIN HIM
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Where the fuck am I on that list? No-one is more misunderstood than me in the Doctor Who TBs!!! WAAAAGH GIVE ME VALIDATION YOU BASTARDS!!
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OMG! You are AMAZING! What a fool I was for trying to mutilate such thrilling and tremendous testaments to testosterone. The battle between us turned into something I never expected. Last night may have changed my whole life. My juices shall never run dry for you, Toad.
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My new motto is "Dirk who?". I am newly smitten and have traded up from amoebas to toadkillers. Ciao.
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Featuring:
SETH ROGEN - Fat toking motherfucker who acts the ass yet always inexplicably ends up with the hottie in his movies. Not that funny.
JASON SEGER - Doughy hangdog-looking motherfucker who acts the mopey loser yet always inexplicably ends up with the hottie in his movies. Not that funny.
PAUL RUDD - Used to be REALLY funny, but now only gets the decent jokes. Paunchy, round-faced puppy-dog looking motherfucker who acts the sarcastic, acerbic asshole in all of these movies, yet always inexplicably is either married to a hottie in these movies, or gets to cop off with one. Funnier than the others, in the way that a kick in the balls is less painful than a hot poker in the eye.
JONAH HILL - Fat unfunny motherfucker, who plays the fat unfunny motherfucker that ends up with no-one. Or a restraining order from Russell Brand's character's lawyer. Either way, he should be executed for crimes against comedy. Method? Kicked in the tits until death.
I hate these unfunny twats. It shows how shit they are that they actually have me pining for the halcyon days of ADAM FUCKING SANDLER. At least he plays slightly different variations on the angry loser who comes good in the end. Can you imagine Seth fucking Rogen as a retarded Anti-Christ?
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Apr 11, 2009 7:14:32 AM CDT
Wow... first time posting under the influence.
by the_man_behind_the_curtain
Means Talkback will be easier to conquer. I was concerned it may be German.
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Cleanup on aisle 8!!! Stat!!!!!
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But to get noticed one needs to speak up. Try CAPSLOCK.
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He's a nice guy. He's a nice guy!! He actually makes the cut around here.
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Fucking guy.
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My knowledge of them is limited, because they are shrouded in secrecy and mysticism. They're a cult known as the Church of Chang. Elite group of talkbackers who are armed with pencils, ready to be driven into the mouths of infidels and theater talkers. Their initiation rituals are too horrible to speak of. More insidious than the NeoCons, deadlier than a Chinese-made toy. Do not approach. I repeat - DO NOT APPROACH!!!!
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don't forget flaming leg kicks
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time to go
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Pencils and legs always at the ready.
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Be a warciple. Bow to the power of the Stache and the chin. Fresh Twitch every other Thursday. Special "initiations" in Uzbekistan hosted by secret amoeba agents. Your name uttered in the presence of Lord Bale. You know you want to.
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I appreciate the invite, Mav, and shall study up on Big Trouble in Little China, Tremors and the Warwick Davis filmography. If I'm amiss on anything, feel free to flog me. Salaam Baleikum!
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Dis aint gonna be onna'nim dysfunnkshunal relationships where yugo around hacking my jewels off, then come beggin fer forgiveness an i jes take you bak becauze you wuz havin sum oh them wimins trobles do to the moontide or sompin. Hale nah! Once an abuser always an abuser. You better go lather up with popcorn buttah and try to git Dirk back, cuz yor Toadkiller lust aint going nowhere!
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Keep your jewels covered and your pencil sharp when Mavra is around. She is a woman spurned, and will be looking to go upside some dudes skull with a baseball bat in order to get stuffing for her chest. If'n you see a strange looking woman approaching with a case of Arrogant Bastard Ale - run!
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I have complete respect for your jewels. They're better than diamonds, for sure. Dirk no longer exists in this dojo. C'mon...let's rassle! Pleeeeeaaaase?
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Aint gonna be no rasslin tween you an the Toadkiller. Fool me once, and get me drunk, and give me a concussion with a baseball bat and cut my balls off -shame on me. But aint gonna be no twice. I aint never gonna git into your dojo
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And enough jello to fill a tub (just to make the rasslin' more interesting). I'll even let you have control of the handcuffs this time.
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Apr 11, 2009 8:23:56 AM CDT
If you cross a CoC'er you will be fed to the chipper
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
That's no way for a man to go. Beware.
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Evil foul temptress! As id the 8% alcohol content in ABA was not enough, you double it! But I shall not be swayed by your hell spawned ideas! I am the Toadkillerdog born!
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Ahhhh. See, Toad? Think of the power potential! It could make a pencil jihad look like a rubber band fight.
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And she is pissed because she has been publicly humiliated by being rejected by the Toadkillerdog born! You have been warned my friend - if she approaches with a case of Ale and a baseball bat, flee!
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But it won't work. Give it up. Go back to your amoeba loving ways.
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I just have to keep looking for your kryptonite. Pecan ale, pumpkin ale... Got to figure out a way to incorporate football into it, too...
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Am I getting this right?
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How dangerous could I be to a fellow like yourself if I don't have any weapons?
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That was the fun part.
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Everything else is just dull now.
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Don't be silly. They don't explode.
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I will never admit what my kryptonite MIGHT be. And just because you surrender on bat does not mean you do not have a cricket bat laying in wait. My H.E. balls will remain where they are - swinging low! Sweet Chariot!
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Kneel before Zod!
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Everything else is just dull now.
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We have indeed taken over another Talkback. Jarv would be pleased.
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Yes! The CoC is in the house!
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Apr 11, 2009 9:06:46 AM CDT
We're not done til the 'BloodBack' hits 10k posts
by fuckin_professional
Keep it goin' boys...your lord and savior, the almighty Bale will be pleased. Don't stop til we hit 10k. The power of Bale compels you.
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Apr 11, 2009 9:10:16 AM CDT
Hello Everyone. Congratulation's DannyGlovers
by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar
Fred always knew you would make it to the top. Fred very happy that you have received such unprecedented recognition. Do not forget humble Fred when you conquer the internetz!
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Apr 11, 2009 9:12:29 AM CDT
Let's just hit a load of white vader, that'll take us to 10K!
by d.vader
The Talkback has surpassed all AICN now has to offer!
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Apr 11, 2009 9:18:04 AM CDT
Dirk - bad Amoeba. Apologize to Mavra Chang
by freds_balls_in_a_mason_jar
Mavra Chang, on behalf of Fred's ward (pun intended) Dirk the Amoeba, Fred apologizes for Dirks indiscretions and his playing of your emotions. Dirk is a gigolo amoeba, and he does not comprehend that his actions have consequences. To Toadkillerdog - Fred has felt your pain! See the mason jar in Fred's name.
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TURDONTHERUN..ET AL, you guys are so rightlol. The Avatar talkbacks are going to be fucking hilarious. Becos it wont matter how good the movie is or how successful it is (if it happens as I aintain this is damn risky what Caneron;s doing), you are going to have so much bile filled hate spewed out, especially by those that have long ago already made up their minds that they wont like it or that have some wierd personal vendetta against Cameron (like he anal raped their mothers or something). I look really forward to joining you guys in the trenches...lol
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the reason I admire Cameron is precisely that he does nt care if people think he is an arrogant asshole, because its all in the service of making the movie he wants to make without compromise, and when you consider how much compromise there is in Hollywood, thats remarkable. And ultimatly any director that can get to that rare position of having complete "fuck you" clout in Hollywood, has my respect, because lets behonest Hollywood chews up and spits out most directors..
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Cameron's Rambo 2 script. You were so right dude, so much better than what the ovie turned out to be. I like Stallone but lets be honest, the man has a serious penchant for cheese. And Cameron's script had none of the embarresing jingoism or cornball moments of Stallone's script. Though Stallone kept many of the great action ideas it such a pity he dumped some of the othe rgreat ones. If that script had been made Rambo 2 would have been seriously epic...
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You are always a positive influence on Dirk. Unfortunately, Dirk doesn't absorb positives as easily as negatives. I think that may be rubbing off on me as well.
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And if that doesn't do the trick, I'll ponder on who I might be able to bribe to tell me. :) "Just a swingin'"
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Here you guys are, naked, dick in had, in front of your computer, absolutely beating it to the idea of bashing Seth Rogen. WTF? I mean, Seth Rogen isn't trying to be some comedy legend, he's just making movies because he likes them. Fuck off. Fuck you Herc.
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No. ZED motherfucker. I rule this sheeeeeeeeeeet
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Legendary political warrior; Leftist scumbag extraordinaire.
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...kids to watch, breakfast to make. Will be back before too long to respond to posts.
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Holy fuck, is this the makings of Baleback 2?
Just saw for first time aintitbalenews and fellow professionals... in Bale's name I salute you. Mountains of white vader will be yours in paradise as you suckle upon Nigella's breasts.
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On a personal note Danny i'm glad you got your own thread mate.
The 10k talkback was the best time I had at AICN but seriously... it messed with my productivity and I decided to knock it on the head.
Talkbackers like yourself and the other pros are the reason I came back.
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... has been limiting his posting lately.
Always enjoyed the Bile De Tourette's, particularly when Coughlin's Laws was in Full Retard mode.
The Bale adoration over at AintItBaleNews goes some way to fill the void.
Gotta say it's sad that my favorite poster Chicken George hasn't been around for a while to spray his wisdom on the local anthropoid rabble. He used to hide some hilarious sneak attacks in all that CAPSLOCKED ranting.
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It would be a disservice to Bale that a talkback with the word Rogen in the title reaches 10k. Bale is a Professional! Rogen is just amatuer! You know I'm right.
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He's everywhere!
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'Dannyglover doesnt care who you are back in the world Rogen you give away his position once more, he'll bleed you. real quiet, and leave you here. STOP GHOSTING HIM MOTHERFUCKA.'
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He's an OK "actor" that got hooked up with powerful Jews.
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The idea was to get the posts high without ever discussing the film they are promoting. You know, the entire purpose for this interview existing?I do agree though. 10k would be sort of sacrilege. Lets just do 5k, considering Rogen is probably about half the man Bale is.
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I want to erase "Jews" in case I become famous one day
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I wondered where you disappeared to after the Baleback. I was trying to spread the word about AIBN, guess you never heard. Going away like that though....professional. Its like retreating into seclusion after recording the White Album.The question-- WHERE DO I GO NEXT? Also went through my mind. Stuntcock Mike had contacted me with the exact problem. The answer was simple, we continue on our conquest and create AIBN.
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the Shocker himself. I am confused. I haven't had any beef with anybody here in a long time.
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Apr 11, 2009 4:19:08 PM CDT
"This is gonna take crackerjack timing, Wang."
by mf_christopher_lambert
If Danny McBride is working on a stoner's homage to Krull and films of that nature thenSeth Rogen and his crew should totally scrap Green Hornet and do an homage to Big Trouble In Little China. That movie fuckin rocks beyond belief and yet it's never really talked about. I think they could totally nail that feel...
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to the internet since we all learned the importance of being fucking professional. Hell no? BALE YEAH!
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The very existence of Aintitbalenews gives me hope for humanity.
You boys who put this thing together deserve fucking medals. That is elite.
In the realm of talkbacks you are Tiger Woods, The Beatles, and Orson Welles rolled into one.
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None compare to Our Lord Bale. THE POWER OF CHRISTIAN BALE COMPELS YOU.
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When are you guys gonna get to work on a script for Christian Bale to play Capt. Richard Phillips?
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MF_Christopher_Lambert, Bale is the original immortal.
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thats what my mom keeps tellin me. she says he fucked her when she was 18 at a back alley coz he was drunk. she says its his charms and WHAT-DONT-YOU-FUCKING-UNDERSTAND attitude is what attracted her to his forced sexual malicious intercourse.
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The Captain on the ship that those Somalian Pirates hijacked...
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and we do this kind of vurk. btw i've been checking some of AIBN out, splendid work there major dannyglover, and all the rest, i wanted to send something in when it was birthed from the baleback but fuuuuu uuuuck i was too lazy. but now i wont' deprive myself of pleasure, let's pahtee!
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Do you want me to trash your pirate ship!? Do ya!!!
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Classic... And the guy is from Vermont too, don't think I've ever heard Bale rock a New England accent.
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he choked that bitch and after he was done....he revived her so he can choke her again. the Bale forgives none, the Bale shows no mercy, even to his own mother. Pirates after hereing this story will pee their pants knowing theyre fucked Bale style.
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That would be pretty fuckin' awesome. He would be the anti-Sean Penn. Instead of a canoe and a shotgun, he would have his own fucking battleship and rockets chasing Somalian pirates... I would kill an entire girl scout troop to see that made into a film..
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Oppenheimer named his final nuclear bomb THE BALE after christian Bale, to scare the russians and the pussy Al Quaeda.
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I don't think Chuck Norris would last a second with Christian Bale. Unless we are talking Machinist Bale and even then Michael Ironside lost a fucking arm in the encounter.
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by showing up.
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BALE says stargate is fucking professional.
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Are we talking Kurt Russell Stargate or McGuyver/Parker Can't Lose Stargate?
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Parker Lewis Can't Lose*
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Bale was shocked to hear that mosques only faced mecca, he said "Thats fuckin unprofessional, mecca is full of dirty arabs, they should face me instead." muslims around the world were furious after hearing Bale's blasphemous comments but not much later muslims hailed Bale as their next prophet after DGDB played to them the leaked terminator set recording of Bale's tirade. reports say muslims are also preparing their to sacrifice virgins in the name of Bale. when Bale heard of this he said: "they are not virgins, i know"
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you're turning this talkback into a blog? Or, even worse, the talkback's equivalent of Twitter.
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Seth Rogen has finally been exposed and audiences are trred of him!!! The film only made 4 million on Friday, and will only make 11 million this weekend.
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You must really love you some Seth Rogen...
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You silly bastard, he was exposed when Zack and Miri scraped a profit.
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Now all the fans of it are going to act all pretentious.
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I'm a muslim and I find your post incredibly offensive. (The one about Christian Bale liking Stargate.)
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if u are a muslim u should know this: how many times does a camel shit in a day? or how many virgins will u have in paradise? ------ if u can answer these then u are pretty much a muslim jihadist.
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its badass like him. he sees it as the epitome of badassery.
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Was just making a little joke. I'm not sure you got it tho. Happy Easter one and all, I'm off to bed...
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Daddy's home!
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Goyim. Oh Boyim!
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Streit's is right.
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Apr 11, 2009 8:07:26 PM CDT
SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH CHRISTIAN BALE CAN BE MALICIOUS
by chaimbensexyback
But it's never forced. You have good genes, Diox, wear them well.
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I guess this talkback is the inevitable byproduct of the entire history of AICN.
and I do miss Coughlin's Laws...fuck I eviscerated him. I think I might have even made a graph and did a tinyurl link to it at one point.and who was the dildo that was the biggest "it's a lion" supporter? the one who "sees" images in freeze frames and posters all the time? he's headed for early onset paranoid personality disorder, I'm sure. -
I think my first name was InOneEarAndOutYourMother
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That D-Bag made it fun at times.
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says that DGDB's name was the first one he ever laughed at. AIBN is pretty fucking funny too.
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I think almost everyone here has been banned at one point or another. Can't remember how long I've been coming here but I started around the Episode 1 shitstorm and really got into it around the LOTR time. Got my ban (and the underscore) after Bush's re-election for waxing philosophic about assassinations, but always had this name. What sucks is that it wipes out your entire posting history, I was trying to dredge up a "12 Days of Catchphrase Christmas" to repost this year and it was vanished. Still have lots of fond memories of talkbacks past, though... Walter B, horsefucking, Demon Dave, KOTB, dead raped deer, bombs in ribcages, GONE, Kurt Russell laughing, Oleg, Grando Calrissian, GORDON HAS A BEER AND CHEETS, "...but with WEREWOLVES," Blade 2 cunnilingus, Scorched Planet and fucking Facer, Mirajeff's meltdown, "It's a LION!", TFINO... some damn funny shit, and though I can't keep up with you ADHD shut-in bastards, I keep reading, and I salute you dirty minded sonsabitches. Here's to another decade of pure talkback professionalism.
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your retarded balenews website is broken shartface. Oh and maybe try to put some semblence of a coherant design other than looking like a 13 year old girl who just through images on their myspace page.
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ah, the ignominy of deflating an entire argument by typing "through" instead of "threw"...
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Awwwww fuck could that guy gulp.Wonka, have you seen him pop up on AIBN? Of course there's not way to be certain its him, but it damn well sounds like him. He immediately called Obama a coward and told all of us to get a real job and become business owners. And he refuses to cuss. Thats what proves it I think. It called us piss faces or something like that.
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As I said before, we are hard at work on a full redesign. The current version was hastily thrown together. The content will stay the same, but I agree-- we need consistency with design, and cleaner navigation. Check back in a few weeks.
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that has to be him...remember, Coughlin's Laws is a "Cocktail" reference (secretly gay for Tom Cruise?) so what's the guy's name that pops up on AIBN? if it's something Tom Cruise or Brian, um, what'shisname-related, there's your bloody knife.
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i want a forum that takes a combination of letters and symbols like "-" wih a minimum of 4 characters for AIBN. there's no reason why i've chosen this arbitary amount. no reason at all.
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I just saw him on AIBN. that's hilarious! and spouting the same moronic shit! I might have to sidle in there and smack him with my brain for old time's sake.
hey, I made this video for a friend's site translating the Ying Yang Twins on Cribs into normal english (and making merciless fun of them). feel free to post it if you want, it's right up your guys alley. I won't go full-pimptard and post a link, just search for ying yang twins cribs translation, the youtube link should pop up
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Apr 11, 2009 10:13:23 PM CDT
Wonka -- the name is Coughlins Laws on there.
by dannyglovers_dickblood
I didn't believe it at first, until this post: "Dear Sir Bale,
Why are you associating yourself with Dickblood? He is a very UNINTELLIGENT person!!!! If you destroy his arguments like I have had to do OVER AND OVER AGAIN you get called a racist, homophobe, cunt, death wished on you, etc, etc, etc. Kind of like the Chicago Thug he supported for President, Hussain Obama. You challenge him, he goes for Character Assassination!!! You are in GREAT DANGER of getting mixed up with Lost Jarv. That little punk won't respond when I tell him I'm better than him and more successful than he is. I want to call him out. I'm sure he's just a teenager himself like DICKBLOOD- he's really 12 years old AREN'T YOU DANNY BOY!!!! GET A JOB!!! .
I want him to explain to me by what measurable standard he's better than me because he has tried over and over again over multiple talkbacks over many months to put me down. So, that "more successful" talk is between that little scaredy cat loser and myself. Whenver he's challenged, he runs away. He's got nothing and I expose him as being intellectually bankrupt every time he attakcs me. So, like I said, those comments are directed soley at Lost Jarv and DANNY BOY!!!!
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I like when he says "WE WAVIN' LIKE DA' SEA."Translation: This room has a positive flow, like the sea itself.
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I kinda feel sorry for them. That house seems lonely.
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Apr 11, 2009 11:08:13 PM CDT
OBSERVE + REPORT = ANOTHER FUCKING ROGEN BOMB
by dannyglovers_dickblood
4th place and less than 5 million on Friday? Whoops. Looks like you're on your way out Seth.
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TERRYCREWS_DICKBLOOD > DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
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Apr 11, 2009 11:15:46 PM CDT
DEAR SONY EXECUTIVES: GREEN HORNET WILL BOMB.
by dannyglovers_dickblood
I'm not writing this to
dissuade you from making the film. Quite the contrary. I want you to make the film for a large sum of money and completely lose your ass because you fucked up and made the mistake of thinking Seth Rogen is anything more than "Goofy fat ass comic relief co-star" material. By all means-- invest $200 million in this thing. Put it out on 3,000 screens and watch the world burn. Love, Danny -
Do you treat all special needs people this way?
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your probobly a real nice guy Seth but fuck, take a break for a year or two, do a serious sci-fi blockbuster or something, then... whatever I don't give a fuck.
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but i just can't live without em
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Apr 12, 2009 12:56:42 AM CDT
Stop nicking my "Neigh means Neigh" you fucking amateurs!
by white_vader
That's my badge of honour fuck it! Even the mighty Vern gave me the nod in that Zoo tb! Be professional and give respect where it's due! Fuuuuck!
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but recently altered my name from Half Vader because of the Baleback. I had to go off to actually work on films instead of talking about 'em, so I lost track of the 'back too, but nice to see the gang here again.
And I just checked out AIBN too. My God. I love the magical accent generator, and that there's no separate Welsh option. I especially dig the really dodgy photoshop jobs. Congrats guys!
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And my fave oldschool AICN TB name was Paddy O' Furniture. Quaff more Gin was cool too. Maybe it's me Irish roots...
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..but I enjoyed Observe and Report a good deal. I think Seth Rogen is a funny guy. But, I also enjoy AIBN, and the posts of DGDB. They make me laugh too. I also like Mr. Show, and Monty Python. But I don't need other people to tell me what's funny. Opinions are always welcome though.
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Seth Rogen is not right for the Green Hornet. That makes as much sense as casting Gary Busey as Thor.
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Rogen's or Dickblood's? I'm kinda sick of Seth's Movies especially after the wretch that was Zack and Miri. I disagree with Danny boy on a number of things (Aliens get the shaft while Speed Racer gets praise?!?) but he's not sheepish especially after calling Harry out for "excusing" polanski's rape trial. The Lil fucker speaks his mind so you gotta respect that.
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Danny's, obviously. He's not overexposed. In fact, since the Rogen stuff first emerged he's posting LESS.
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Rogen's, obviously as he's the only one of the two who is actually famous.
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Apr 12, 2009 5:56:35 AM CDT
Wanna know what Mr. Zeddemore sounds like?
by the_man_behind_the_curtain
Head over to mymavra.com and listen to him review "Lost"! That's mymavra.com
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He sounds like a maths teacher I used to have. It's scary. I think they may be the same person.
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Okay - FINE. If you want to be educated, I will explain time-travel.
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I doubt he knew anything about time-travel. He definitely did not know how to make trousers which end at the ankle look cool. Although, I guess nobody knows how to do that.
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Why did he never buy trousers with legs that were the right length?
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No harm, no foul.
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We haven't seen the outcome of that shooting and he must have lost a lot of blood. As there's no way for him to get back to the island (that we know of) and there's a rumour of a major character dying...I'm scared.
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Sorry about that. I think it was Zed's presence which confused me.
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That's hilarious! I registered White Vader and WhiteD.Vader in case I ever get banned too. Great, now people can mix us up even more than before!
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There are RULES.
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One of the best of all time.
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Apr 12, 2009 7:51:48 AM CDT
Is this the Ain't It Cool "Seth Rogen" News web site?
by leafar the lost
Why does Harry, Quint, and the Others treat Seth Rogen as if he was some kind of fucking god? I remember when every geek in the world treated Kevin Smith like he was some kind of god, and look at his fat ass now. I mean that literally, Kevin. Have you seen yourself lately?
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Desmond is the only character in Lost that I give much of a damn about.
He channels abit of Bale's intensity but in a humble way, like he knows that he's not actually fit to iron Lord Bale's socks.
Plus he seems to be in his own series. He sort of gets up to time travelling shit and has his doomed romance with Penny while all the other bollocks happens elsewhere.
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You cheap-shot Daniel_San.
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Cheap shots are the only moves taught in this dojo. They yield the best results.
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Keep it professional over the easter period my friend me Chuck Norris & Michael Keaton send our best, BTW why is there no "Bale Day" you know a day each year (or week) in honour of eveything bale.
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Apr 12, 2009 9:35:09 AM CDT
Darth Bale, there already is something like a Bale Day.
by derlanghaarige
It's called "Mother's Day".
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are fake french!
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What did Bale give his ma for Mother's Day?
A right hook to the chin. Bale hates Mother's Day. Don't mention it again.
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Daddy's home!!! Smootches
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at Bale's bidding.
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To get Bale a sandwich.
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Bale: "You're fucking distracting, is what you are."
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Happy Easter!!!
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Apr 12, 2009 10:33:53 AM CDT
I know my maths is shite and I'm a lapsed Catholic and all,
by white_vader
but if JC (no not James Cameron) carked it on Good Friday, and they say on the third day he rose again, doesn't that make it Easter MONDAY, not Sunday? I mean, as we're talking about Easter and all...
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It seemed like the obvious way to pay homage to the Baleback, but now even I get a bit confused there are so many Vaders. Sounds like a bad 70s sitcom - "from the makers of the Star Wars Holiday Special - Too Many Vaders!"
And a mate of mine called himself laserbrain first, then others got upset the right one was taken so later we got laserpants, laserhead etc. It's like when someone's name has already been used for their vanity plates so they misspell their own names on purpose (and pay hundreds a year for the privilege). Haw!
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... on the Ask Bale page.
The sig. is different (lowercase) and the content is pasted almost word for word from Coughlins' rants on a political TB here a few months back.
I'd say an impersonator is punking Coughlins Laws.
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WV, I think your TV sitcom idea for 'Too Many Vaders' has got some legs. Fox might be interested in running a pilot.
White Vader could be the Fonz like character. He's always playing disco music really loud and breakdancing and shit in the living room. The other Vaders are always getting pissed off with him.
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Apr 12, 2009 12:22:03 PM CDT
".....not actually fit to iron Lord Bale's socks."
by dannyglovers_dickblood
Respect.
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Can I just throw out something random? I saw KING OF KONG for the first time a couple of nights ago and thoroughly enjoyed it.
It got me thinking - what's the best ever documentary? Not movie, documentary.
I think my favourite has to be WHEN WE WERE KINGS. Seen it three or four times and always got a thrill out of it.
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Fahrenheit 9/11 and An Inconvenient Truth.
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Doctor HouseEMH Program EK1Dr. Emmett Brown"The Doctor" (From "Doctor Who")Doctor DoomDr. Abraham Van HelsingDoctor GonzoDoctor Hannibal LecterDoctor Herbert WestDr. GigglesDr. Hans ZarkovDr. LoomisDoctor CochranDr. Mark SloanDoctor Richard Alpert
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Vader? That's weird addressing someone else like that... It'll be even weirder if I have to resort to WhiteD.Vader. I'd totally watch "Too Many Vaders". Back at the original AICN forum, there was a Forumer named VADER, but bc of the confusion bt the two of us, he eventually changed it to BRUTUS. I think there are a few more Vader-types hanging around here somewhere.
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Doc Manhattan Doc Hammer Dr. McCoy Dr. Pepper
Dr. J -
Watch him on AMC right now in "Baleman Begins".
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The only one i'd trust to take out my appendix would be Dr. McCoy. Actually fuck it, i'd let Zarkov have a crack at it too. That man's a legend.
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Doctor Hannibal Lecter would probably be the worst choice.
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Happy Xombie Jesus Day to everyone. Celebrate by cracking open a chocolate egg and sucking out the sweet sweet goodness.
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Thank you queer keyboard for having the x so far over to the left.
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You and DGDB should get together.You'd make a nice couple.
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I like that! You may have accidentally coined new lingo.
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And it was popular enough to get its own print comic series. It was about, if I'm correct, a zombie that still retained his memories of his previous life, and thus felt no need or desire to consume on human flesh. So he decides to protect a little girl from the oncoming hordes of the undead. XOMBIE for the win!
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I hadn't heard of that. Sounds fun. Off to Google I go!
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I love sucking sweet, sweet goodness out of CHOCOLATE
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XOMBIE FUCKING WINS!! FUCK YEAH!! HAPPY RESURRECTION MOTHER FUCKERS!
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About 10 posts before yours about cream eggs, I was thinking about to make a comment about needing to get one while they are still in stores, and I see you beat me to it.
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I can understand a rabbit humping the shit out of a chicken, but How does a rabbit get fucked by a rooster? This is implied by the cadburry cream eggs commercials of yore
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I still gotta have one once a year though.
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*whoosh!*
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Make your own kind of music... sing your own special song! Make your own kind of music, even if nobody else sings along!!!! You're gonna be nowhere... the loneliest kind of lonely...
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"In 1899, the streets of New York City echoed with the voices of Newsies. Peddlin' the
newspapers of Joseph Pulitzer, William Randolph Hearst, and other giants of the newspaper
world. On every corner you saw them carryin' the banner, bringin' you the news for a penny a
pape. Poor orphans and runaways, the newsies were a ragged army without a leader. Until one
day, all that changed..."
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He's the King of New York!
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I mean, it's not like old George is one to pass up a SW moneymaking opportunity! I'd watch that Too Many Vaders Cobra. Not only that, but a progression from 70s disco to the tech beats/the doof makes complete character/chronological sense. And we can have flashbacks where he's a kid (still in the helmet) and he's got a puny little body and enormous head and they call him - half vader! And push him around.
Or actually if you wanna be true to sitcom law you can go the other way and introduce a cute little half vader to boost ratings after White (and the show) has jumped the shark... the kid's helmet would probably have more of a bowl-cut curve/Adam Rich/8 is enough curve to it though.
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lame. Seriously, you got a bunch of tbrstalking about how cool Danny glovers dickblood is and talking about how it will ruin seth rogan when he sees how cool he is, haha, my God first that pathetic nuke the fridge site and now a christian Bale site, I remember how I had to argue with that fucking idiot boy dgdb about Bale and Christopher Nolans batman and then all the sudden he Loves Nolans batman and now love Bale, fuck you you fat piece of shit. And how did you tbrs who were all teeming up to write your own version of indy 4 script do? I'm sure that was time well spent. Jesus Christ this place is becoming a place for people to make internet friends on haha, I loved the people who said they considered dgdb a friend, Really , people, this is a fucking faceless internet site. If talkbacks is where you have your friends then fuck me , theres nothing I can say to make your life any worse, wow. these talkbacks use to be about the subjects this is like a whole new subculture of myspace lameness going on and it bores me. On the bright side Observe and Report FUCKING INSANELY BRILLIANT! Jody Hill is a fucking maverick.
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You may scoff good sir, but I know you'll be first in line to buy the Season One boxset of 'Too Many Vaders'...
Premiering on Fox this Summer, five zany Vader's under one roof.
Remember, the FUN will be with you always! -
"Too Many Vaders" this summer:
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Fuck! Need sleep.
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DUDE THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME!!!
Platinum-plated professionalism. -
I love 'Dog Vader', that's genius.
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It's tough finding a variety of Vaders.
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Well put (though I do enjoy the Bale site). Also, Bright Eyes is fucking awesome.
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Hmm... I know
*Insert Rude comment Here*
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Caruso did something fun and original. He 'created' for the enjoyment of others.
That's why he's fucking awesome.
BrightEyes did pretty much the polar opposite.
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That's my theory anyway. Someone got ahead of me suggesting it actually is Danny Glover.
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JUST BEEN REVOKED!
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Congratulations! Hopefully you will be able to spin this 15 minutes of fame into some kind of media career. That is, of course, if you're not already knee deep in a media career and only come here for the spaztic fun of the talkback chaos meltdown...
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"Come to Me, all who are weary and heavy-laden, and I will give you rest. Take My yoke upon you, and learn from Me, for I am gentle and humble in heart; and you shall find rest for your souls. For My yoke is salty, and My load is large."
"You are the light of the world. A city set on a hill cannot be hidden… Let your light shine before men in such a way that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father who is in heaven. "
"Ask, and it shall be given to you; seek, and you shall find; knock, and it shall be opened to you. For everyone who asks receives, and he who seeks finds, and to him who knocks it shall be opened. Or what man is there among you, when his son shall ask him for a loaf, will give him a stone? Or if he shall ask for a fish, he will not give him a snake, will he? Or if he shall say stop fucking with the light, you will continue fucking with the lights to spite me? If you then, being evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more shall your Father who is in heaven give what is good to those who ask Him!"
"You have heard that it was said, 'An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth.' "But I say to you, do not resist him who is evil; but whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn to him and with your fists, trash his fucking face."
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1.) Gonzo. 2.) DIG. 3.)Jason X. How was everyone's Easter? I hope it was good, because it's fucking useless now, isn't it?
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Much classier!
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That was a pretty quick photoshop job if I do say so myself, but spot on! Awesome work!
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I just meant it popped up pretty damn fast.
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again i mean
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I thought it was just plugging DGDB. Whoever said that rogen still has a fat fucking head was spot on.
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YOU FUCKING PROFESSIONAL!
And when TOO MANY VADERS hits DVD this fall, starring Nigella Lawson as Mama Vader Titties, Eddie Vader as himself ("Massawyrm spoooooooooooooooooke on this TalkBack todaaaaaaaaaaaay!"), Andie McDowell as Auntie PeachPie Vader, and guest-starring ChaimBenSexyBack as Rabbi Hello Mudder Hello Vader, TOO MANY VADERS hits your screens this summer. Does a Vader haveta choke a bitch? WATCH THIS SHIT!
TOO MANY VADERS... Soon! -
Starring Peter Seger as Darth Sycophant, the inbred Vader cousin.
Jonah Hill is Darth Pumpkinhead. -
...was NOT casting this fat fuck for his oompa loompas.
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is it from gonorrhea?
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Gonorrhea I mean....
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It's a euphemism. Right Danny?
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Enough is enough. Can we go two weeks without one of his films being released.
Pryor of comedy. -
setting himself on fire Richard Pryor of comedy. A true genius.
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I think we saw two years ago that no one in their right mind releases an edgy film at Easter, unless of course it's a Mel Gibson religious snuff piece.
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Dickblood is...the blood in your dick. If you have one. No insult intended there, friend. I just don't know your gender.
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Either that or possibly an analogy. All I know is I've never heard the Ginger's name repeated on a talk show but I've heard Danny's name dropped on the likes of Kimmel at the least.
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I got about 2/3 of the way through this talkback and then realized I was a tool for wasting my time on it. I figure you'll all chomping at the bit to get my opinion so here it is.
DGDB...I don't know about all this talk that you hate everything, but your comments make me laugh.
The guy who made Titanic...Abyss was cool, Aliens was cool, True Lies was great...nothing in his arsenal that makes him a top notch director. Avatar sounds retarded to me and it will probably be crap.
TB hall of fame...LAME
Seth Rogan...Pineapple Express was pretty good, Superbad was super fucking dumb, the one where he get the hot chick preggers was lame. Please don't make Green Hornet. The TV show sucked and no one really wants to watch a stupid fucking movie based on a stupid fucking TV show.
Not part of this talkback, but I just wanted to say that Joss Wheden is a hack and has never done anything worth a fuck. (His co-writing on Toy Story screenplay is the sole exception to this)
I'm out bitches.
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finalllyy.. no wonder his font his posts are coming off as less annoying... carry on man. The force needs balance.
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COCKNASTY_BUTTSTANK if I was to say KV to you would I be on the right track?
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Definitely quick, though. Whipped that shit up in about 10 minutes.
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I have a dick, but only yellow stuff or white translucent stuff comes out of it.
Is blood supposed to come out of one's dick? Do you have like a male version of a period? What do you use to contain it? Male sanitary napkins....wow this just makes me feel sad for Mr. Glover, what a condition for such a big proud man to have. -
...originally I thought of the Dick Blood thing as a consequence on must handle after fucking a female on the rag. Sometimes you just can't wait. Professional.
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...a red fucking post box!
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give DannyGlovers Dickhead a big fat red X for DELETE!! ban that useless douche nozzle already! make the world a better place!aha ha!fucks!
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You are aware that inside your 'dick', there are blood vessels. And that when you are aroused, blood engorges those vessels and your 'dick' becomes erect. You seem to be missing something here. Look at your 'dick', there are all sorts of veins and stuff. Those carry blood. Wow.
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You could refer to the pics of Sly's Expendables body. His abdomen contains many examples of dick veins.
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"big fat red X for DELETE!!"
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After nearly a year long ban, I'm back, and honered to be your persosonal favorite talk back name. I forgot my password and had to add the returns on to my name
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Seth Rogan is a unfunny Hack that should not be famous.
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You tried to ban my mother, you banned my father, you will not ban me again! one way or the other this war ends tonight!
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is this talkback still active? very interesting.
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Sideshow says you sent them the winner's address. Why won't you update the post to say who won?
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I think it's time to acknowledge that it pretty much bombed miserably. less than $15 mil, which is like 1/2 of knocked up, superbad, extra in their opening weekends.it's hard to say why, though...I mean, after having seen it, it's pretty nuts and subversive, but that shouldn't affect the opening weekend, people don't know that shit.fuck, it better sell a lot of DVD's!
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stupid fast typing...
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The production budget was $ 18 million, so no matter what it makes in the the box office, it will still make a profit.Kevin Smith lives by this fact.
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Oh, thaaaaaaaat kind of dickblood.
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making a profit is one thing, but when a star is on the upswing, one mediocre performance can derail a lot.
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is funny in small doses, like a supporting character or a cameo, but i'm not fond of his starring roles. you know what i am fond of though? professionals.
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damn...your shit gets revoked. and rogen always comes across as a decent guy so i don't get the hate...can't fucking wait to see this for the nth time
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but seth rogan was on the front cover. Hugh, you'll never get any money from me again!
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What a ridiculous amount of hyperbole for a very mediocre movie. Nary a laugh, this would rate a C- at most. I love Rogen but this is one of his weakest.
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