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WAR OF THE RING

The new phonebooks are here! The new phonebooks are here! I am so glad this day has finally come. Today you can march into your friendly local gaming store and demand that they sell you a copy of LORD OF THE RINGS: WAR OF THE RING. I’ve already written about how hard this game rocks both here and more extensively here. Also out is the new plastic Ent (which is pretty cool, not only in terms of its sculpt but also in its rules), plastic Army of the Dead (which are cool as hell but in a mystifying 20 per box rather than 24, giving you only 5 Companies per 2 boxes), and a slew of new captains, banner bearers, musicians and casters.

Needless to say I’ve become obsessed with the game and have spent the better part of the last month and a half painting up a sizable Mordor army and collecting roughly 10,000 points of miniatures (spread out across all 5 evil armies.) The idea is to have a good solid 5,000 pts so I can fill out one half of the battle of Pelennor Fields as well as have 1000 or so points of every other army to sub in as allies when the scenario warrants it. Thus far I’ve managed to get a few games a week in and I’m really digging on the strategic nature of it. There’s a lot of nuance to it that we’re just beginning to scratch the surface of and frankly that’s my favorite part of learning a new game.

Here in Austin we’re starting an escalation league that goes in three week cycles, each cycle upping the points per game by 500. We start in a week at 500pts, move to 1000, then 1500 on up until 2000 (maybe further if people so will it.) And once enough folks have substantial forces, I’m organizing a nine man league (one man per army) to work together in teams to play through the entire cinematic campaign. It’s gonna be pretty damned cool once everything gets rolling. And today, you finally get to get started yourselves. Feel free to comment on your experiences below.


ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR

Okay, so many of you have complained that I don’t take enough pictures while others have written me asking to post pictures of my own armies – so in honor of the WotR release, I figured I’d share with you my current painted army of Mordor. Below is the core of my army – Commanders Sauron, The Nine Are Abroad, A Ringwraith on Fellbeast, Khamul the Easterling, Gothmag, and Lurtz – leading a group of 42 Warg Riders, 6 Morgul Knights, 2 Trolls and a company of Uruk Hai. Next up on my painting table are 40 More Uruk Hai, 7 more trolls (which include 2 drummers, a Chieftain, a Cave Troll, one more Mordor troll and Burdhur), 6 seige bows and a catapult. These components will in one way or another serve as the bulk of my core army – with Mordor Orc fodder, Morannan Orcs and Orc Trackers soon to follow.

Enjoy, and feel free to share pics of your WotR armies.












Until next time friends, smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em.

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First
by Maceox
Apr 5th, 2009
12:23:11 AM
first
by seteger
Apr 5th, 2009
12:23:14 AM
or not
by seteger
Apr 5th, 2009
12:23:37 AM
Figures
by Maceox
Apr 5th, 2009
12:24:36 AM
Sorry Seteger
by Maceox
Apr 5th, 2009
12:25:03 AM
Gothmog
by AlibyebyeEssmob
Apr 5th, 2009
12:25:43 AM
Friedman "had" a family
by Maceox
Apr 5th, 2009
12:29:48 AM
I honestly thought he was talking about a video game.
by Iron-kong
Apr 5th, 2009
12:32:45 AM
Who are the ad wizards...
by wampa 1
Apr 5th, 2009
12:33:04 AM
Nice Massa!
by DarthJedi
Apr 5th, 2009
12:36:39 AM
I've got twelve-sided die.
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Apr 5th, 2009
12:36:52 AM
Did you ink wash the trolls?
by mojorising74
Apr 5th, 2009
12:47:35 AM
Tabletop Biz
by NivekJ
Apr 5th, 2009
12:52:47 AM
Okay, very pretty...now plug it in and let's watch...
by BurnHollywood
Apr 5th, 2009
01:02:41 AM
shitty blurry pictures
by pipergates
Apr 5th, 2009
01:10:56 AM
grown men playing with toys
by pipergates
Apr 5th, 2009
01:11:51 AM
Tolkien would have been very dissapointed
by pipergates
Apr 5th, 2009
01:12:45 AM
Uh... is this stuff still COOL???
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Apr 5th, 2009
01:13:20 AM
Fucking NERDS.
by Traumnovelle
Apr 5th, 2009
01:15:09 AM

by Horace Cox
Apr 5th, 2009
01:23:05 AM
would be cool if they were all made of SHIT
by HaterofCrap
Apr 5th, 2009
01:53:55 AM
Tallboy66...yes.
by Massawyrm 1
Apr 5th, 2009
02:11:33 AM
Bear Grylls simply walks in to Mordor
by Eats_sandwich_gets_laid.
Apr 5th, 2009
02:16:11 AM
Traum--
by Eats_sandwich_gets_laid.
Apr 5th, 2009
02:18:33 AM
Traum, I'll try again
by Eats_sandwich_gets_laid.
Apr 5th, 2009
02:21:01 AM
Nice work on the armies Massa
by Xiphos_2
Apr 5th, 2009
02:46:04 AM
dude like how old are you?
by mikey mike
Apr 5th, 2009
03:14:02 AM
Traum and Mikey
by Gelatinousman
Apr 5th, 2009
05:08:30 AM
NERRRRRRRRRRD!
by DoctorZoidberg
Apr 5th, 2009
06:42:19 AM
"Okay, time to make your silver pants blue...!"
by Nasty In The Pasty
Apr 5th, 2009
08:00:36 AM
So GHEY!!!
by tehgreekhammer
Apr 5th, 2009
08:15:53 AM
Some day you'll wish you put that money into an IRA
by Rex Carsalot
Apr 5th, 2009
08:52:42 AM
this really is too freaking nerdy
by walrusholder
Apr 5th, 2009
08:58:14 AM
My God, doesn't Harry know PJ?
by Ingeld
Apr 5th, 2009
09:10:24 AM
Keep in mind...
by ColdSplashofReality
Apr 5th, 2009
09:19:38 AM
So, what happens if you cheat while playing?
by SoylentMean
Apr 5th, 2009
09:21:51 AM
Minis ruined RPGs
by Nix_Cadavre
Apr 5th, 2009
09:35:59 AM
Carlyle you goofy bastard.
by Xanthious
Apr 5th, 2009
09:43:46 AM
How nerdy is this?
by bobsjohnson
Apr 5th, 2009
09:46:02 AM
Right on Nix!
by Eyegore
Apr 5th, 2009
09:50:05 AM
Seriously...
by em_tee_em
Apr 5th, 2009
09:51:42 AM
Nix_Cadavre
by em_tee_em
Apr 5th, 2009
10:06:42 AM
I don't play D&D or any roll play games, but...
by gringostar
Apr 5th, 2009
10:56:22 AM
I can only paint my D&D characters
by WerePlatypus
Apr 5th, 2009
11:01:50 AM
NNNNEERRRRDSS!!!!!
by Emperor_was_a_jerk
Apr 5th, 2009
11:15:34 AM
Must...Wedgie...Nerd...
by fiester
Apr 5th, 2009
11:17:17 AM
Unfortunate levels of excitement
by malcolm_mccallum
Apr 5th, 2009
11:18:55 AM
The Nerdiest Story Ever?
by MY_BLUE_PENIS
Apr 5th, 2009
11:19:11 AM
What the cool kids do with miniatures..
by malcolm_mccallum
Apr 5th, 2009
11:40:39 AM
Aintituncool
by Saen
Apr 5th, 2009
11:43:37 AM
I don't get the hate.
by dixieflyer
Apr 5th, 2009
11:55:04 AM
Hey Gelatinousman..
by Traumnovelle
Apr 5th, 2009
12:01:03 PM
And to Dixieflyer...
by Traumnovelle
Apr 5th, 2009
12:07:45 PM
Dixieflyer, chess has been cool for CENTURIES
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Apr 5th, 2009
12:39:19 PM
Word.
by Traumnovelle
Apr 5th, 2009
12:44:54 PM
What I'd Do...
by filegumbo
Apr 5th, 2009
12:48:43 PM
Painting miniature dwarves and goblins...
by BiggusDickus
Apr 5th, 2009
01:01:24 PM
i liked miniatures
by TheExterminator
Apr 5th, 2009
01:12:03 PM
Talkbackers
by Toonol
Apr 5th, 2009
01:58:41 PM
War of the Virginity
by Darth_Gonz
Apr 5th, 2009
02:00:36 PM
"girls dig guys who are good at chess"
by Le Vicious Fishus
Apr 5th, 2009
02:05:35 PM
Girls DO dig guys who are good at chess. Serious.
by Traumnovelle
Apr 5th, 2009
02:12:07 PM
this looks kinda interesting
by ParagonComplex
Apr 5th, 2009
02:24:57 PM
How can you compare the coolness....
by DrBrianOblivion
Apr 5th, 2009
03:00:21 PM
more mini news
by heavyarms71
Apr 5th, 2009
03:02:28 PM
This conversation reminds me of this Onion article
by WerePlatypus
Apr 5th, 2009
03:30:46 PM
table top gaming with little toys
by Jodet
Apr 5th, 2009
03:34:27 PM
although in general Massawyrm is a bit of a toss...
by mrbong
Apr 5th, 2009
03:37:06 PM
When you fellas paint row after row...
by BiggusDickus
Apr 5th, 2009
03:47:18 PM
That's all fine and dandy but....
by TheWaqman
Apr 5th, 2009
03:53:03 PM
CAN YOU GUYS DIG SOME INFO ABOUT THE HOBBIT!
by TheWaqman
Apr 5th, 2009
03:53:22 PM
Ain't it NOT cool?
by ddschneider1972
Apr 5th, 2009
04:15:24 PM
Talkback=Shittalkingbitches
by BlueHawaiiSurfer
Apr 5th, 2009
04:20:31 PM
If it was cool news...
by ddschneider1972
Apr 5th, 2009
04:26:48 PM
Didn't know D&D was still popular
by Crimson Dynamo
Apr 5th, 2009
04:35:06 PM
That onion article is damn near perfect.
by rbatty024
Apr 5th, 2009
04:40:46 PM
I dont think its right that everyone...
by DrBrianOblivion
Apr 5th, 2009
05:15:46 PM
DouchDoucheSchneider1972
by BlueHawaiiSurfer
Apr 5th, 2009
05:28:59 PM
LOL @ BlueHawaiiSurfer
by zombie_buffet
Apr 5th, 2009
05:53:11 PM
War of the Ring
by cyberskunk
Apr 5th, 2009
06:08:28 PM
You know, when I finish school I might get into this.
by dr sauch
Apr 5th, 2009
06:11:55 PM
hearing that Jackie Haley is playing Kruger
by johnnylawless2
Apr 5th, 2009
07:51:51 PM
neerd aleert
by robertplant
Apr 5th, 2009
07:54:44 PM
Nice "The Jerk" reference
by in_ceteris_paribus
Apr 5th, 2009
08:26:42 PM
cyberskunk
by in_ceteris_paribus
Apr 5th, 2009
08:28:13 PM
D&D is a game of the imagination
by wintocha67
Apr 5th, 2009
08:34:19 PM
The new Freddy has been cast...
by Dr.DirtyD
Apr 5th, 2009
08:35:54 PM
Freddy has STILL been cast???
by BCfreeB
Apr 5th, 2009
09:10:32 PM
Nevermind...
by BCfreeB
Apr 5th, 2009
09:12:19 PM
LORD OF THE RINGS: MOST BORING SHIT EVER.
by AwkwardAvenue
Apr 5th, 2009
10:17:52 PM
Is there anything sadder than this?
by Fletch F. Fletch
Apr 5th, 2009
10:34:39 PM
Are there actually people here calling other people nerds?
by kevred
Apr 5th, 2009
11:53:38 PM
...and Then You Take a Magnifying Glass and Burn Holes in the Li
by Read and Shut Up
Apr 6th, 2009
12:21:43 AM
...Burn Holes in the Little Fuckers
by Read and Shut Up
Apr 6th, 2009
12:22:39 AM
Pull out a deck of tarot cards, and the pussy
by Dingbatty
Apr 6th, 2009
01:58:41 AM
ummmmm
by shazam7
Apr 6th, 2009
07:32:13 AM
Dioxholster
by WerePlatypus
Apr 6th, 2009
07:39:02 AM
I don't see how...
by STLost
Apr 6th, 2009
08:26:27 AM
Nerdy as all hell
by Tin Snoman
Apr 6th, 2009
11:31:35 AM
Presumably this is the sequel...
by Kaitain
Apr 6th, 2009
01:35:33 PM
Quite an artist
by maddox
Apr 6th, 2009
01:43:13 PM
NEEDS MORE PUSSY
by ChaimBenSexyback
Apr 6th, 2009
01:47:13 PM
Paper, Rocks, Scissors.
by mrfan
Apr 6th, 2009
01:51:43 PM
Vagina feels really good
by REVENGE_of_FETT
Apr 6th, 2009
02:52:27 PM
Great photos.
by hallmitchell
Apr 6th, 2009
03:11:15 PM
REVENGE_of_FETT
by Dingbatty
Apr 6th, 2009
04:46:50 PM
My Chaos Space Marines would wipe the floor with your army.
by Ironhelix
Apr 6th, 2009
05:47:35 PM
John Bellairs' Lewis Barnavelt series
by Dingbatty
Apr 7th, 2009
12:12:36 AM
Fuck, wrong thread again.
by Dingbatty
Apr 7th, 2009
12:13:03 AM

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