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It's Saturday - time for ScriptGirl to tell us about this week's script news!

Published at:  Apr 04, 2009 12:42:40 AM CDT

Hey folks, Harry here - not a terrible lot of script news this week. Great news about a new Mark Protosevich script deal! He's a fave of mine. Btw - Script Girl, it's Pro Toe Say Vitch!










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  • Apr 04, 2009 12:50:46 AM CDT

    ok

    by hellcomestofrogtown

  • Apr 04, 2009 12:53:40 AM CDT

    The Where's Waldo look scotsta go

    by gibsonusa returns

    just being honest

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  • Apr 04, 2009 1:01:30 AM CDT

    Passed a community college where auditons were

    by gibsonusa returns

    Dude, what's with the Where's Waldo thing?
    Like, almost all the peeps looked like this. (And you know what I'm talking about before I even begin.) You know, the long hair (including guys), the thick rimmed glasses, pale, flannel. They all have that vibe. So the biggest stars came from that? Psssh...wow.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 1:03:23 AM CDT

    And are girls like Scriptgirl attracted to those dudes?

    by gibsonusa returns

    I'm curious!

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  • Apr 04, 2009 1:03:54 AM CDT

    Didn't watch

    by joesixpack

    And still wanted to comment.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 1:08:52 AM CDT

    Hmmmm

    by macheesmo3

    You know she's really a cute girl, but I think her glasses are too narrow , top to bottom ,it isn't as flattering as it could be. I have to admit that i actually like this little bit of cheesecake info once a week. It's better than just reading Variety!

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  • Apr 04, 2009 1:14:09 AM CDT

    not bad... the fox force had potential

    by murdermostfowl

    OK I've give it a pass this week... I suppose you could say bravo to that.
    Can we more in depth information about the script writers please?
    Oh and I gotta bitch a little...since I know the SGers are goig to read this TB... guys, come on with the titles and stills... can we have a tiny little pizzaz? You do realize that an online course in Apple's Motion or After Effects is really cheap to come by right? I mean jesus... I think Final Cut Express is like $90, so you could use LiveType and teach yourself in like 2 hours even if you can't spare the cash for anything else.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 1:18:15 AM CDT

    god she suck!

    by lanalangsucks

    i hate her!

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  • Apr 04, 2009 1:27:46 AM CDT

    Id still

    by tehgreekhammer

    Bukkakke her glasses.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 1:34:13 AM CDT

    SHE IS WEAK. Stop POSTING her.

    by noncents

    She adds nothing to this site.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 1:40:11 AM CDT

    Leave out the (not) Funny

    by thom85

    These videos would be a lot better without the lame jokes/skits. Just the facts, ma'am.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 1:42:26 AM CDT

    Titty fuck time!

    by fa fa fooey

    Where da Windex at?

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  • Apr 04, 2009 1:44:38 AM CDT

    "Just Don't Look, Just Don't Look!"

    by flim springfield

  • Apr 04, 2009 1:44:48 AM CDT

    POST COOL NEWS NOT SOME WHORE TRYING TO LAND A JOB

    by creepythinmanspreciouslittlelife

    Why do you keep posting this dumb cunt? Does she come to Austin and blow you once a month? She adds NOTHING to this site.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 1:49:31 AM CDT

    Weird. Sounds working, but the video is "no longer available".

    by shermdawg

    YouTube's been glitchin' as of late.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 1:58:47 AM CDT

    Dance White Knight Lemmings Dance!

    by ernestborgnine

    Dance for us!

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  • Apr 04, 2009 2:09:26 AM CDT

    Noncents, you are dead wrong......

    by subliminaljones

    I can think of two very nice things she adds to this site. Besides, it's comforting to know that there are more tits on display here than just Mr. Knowles'.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 2:09:28 AM CDT

    Noncents, you are dead wrong......

    by subliminaljones

    I can think of two very nice things she adds to this site. Besides, it's comforting to know that there are more tits on display here than just Mr. Knowles'.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 2:24:26 AM CDT

    Please stop posting Script Girl.

    by ozman x

    There I said it nicely.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 2:28:36 AM CDT

    Warner Bros,

    by joker gordon levitt

    Jon Hamm, Elizabeth Banks & Billy Zane
    +

    Catch Me If You Can

    =

    Superman Reboot.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 2:31:17 AM CDT

    Old,week items from last week's gossip mags.

    by brock landers baby

    By a big titted,whiney voiced tart seeking maximum attention.

    I'll pass on this thank you.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 2:34:59 AM CDT

    ScriptGirl

    by joker gordon levitt

    More info, less jokes. I think you are very cute.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 3:10:46 AM CDT

    They need to make more depressing disaster movies

    by orionsangels

    Cities blowing up! The World! Nothing depresses me more, yay! Seriously, nobody makes uplifting movies anymore? I thought after 911. We'd be tired of tragedy on an epic scale, but no. For some reason people enjoy EPIC CGI destruction.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 3:13:21 AM CDT

    Hey thats olivia munn's body as slave leia!

    by orionsangels

  • Apr 04, 2009 3:17:52 AM CDT

    Jackie Earle Haley is Freddy Krueger!

    by mike_d

    www.shocktillyoudrop.com

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  • Apr 04, 2009 3:18:19 AM CDT

    btw I wanna bang on her clit with the head of my penis.

    by mike_d

  • Apr 04, 2009 5:50:27 AM CDT

    Boring Voice

    by judge_dredd

    Boring boring voice

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  • Apr 04, 2009 6:22:48 AM CDT

    Yeah, that was a cop out episode.

    by nodiggity

    Another episode recapping the show's premise. It's almost like every other show is the pilot, explaining everything to a brand new audience. Give it up, you've lost the audience.
    And it was a VERY dull episode. They supposedly got their original personalities back, but they all pretty much acted like brain-wiped dolls anyway. Victor and Sierra had an exciting adventure, after they excitingly escaped from the Dollhouse by running around in basements ... they ended up running around in the basement of another building! And am I the only one getting a little impatient with the constantly raised idea that the dolls might actually be better off as dolls? There's no one in the show coming forward and making some sort of moral judgement on the whole shebang, as in that awful Patton Oswalt episode, where Echo gets to boink Oswalt and we are manipulated into feeling happy for here. What is missing is any sense that this is ironic, or that we are being manipulated to like something evil. It's just left sitting there, and if we decide "dolls are good" then hey, they are, for us. Yuck.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 6:25:11 AM CDT

    sigh

    by doctorzoidberg

  • Apr 04, 2009 6:29:08 AM CDT

    borring and dead

    by dioxholster

    let me say arghhhhhhh

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  • Apr 04, 2009 7:12:22 AM CDT

    My vagina is leaking a greeny-yellow pus,

    by megan_foxs_cunt_juice

    Whatever am I to do?

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  • Apr 04, 2009 7:45:27 AM CDT

    this is pointless

    by cool_britannia79

    utterly, utterly, pointless. how much is she paying the site for the space?

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  • Apr 04, 2009 7:47:01 AM CDT

    It's been said many times and many ways, but...

    by joe mannix jr.

  • Apr 04, 2009 7:49:06 AM CDT

    damn it!

    by joe mannix jr.

    @#$%^& enter key...anyways, what's with all the scriptgirl hate? There's nothing wrong with watching a very VERY attractive girl sharing some script info with the semi-masses.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 7:54:05 AM CDT

    M-O-O-N. That spells "quick question"

    by tomcullen

    When is the last time AICN actually brke some cool news? Because honestly, I can't fucking remember. All AICN seems to be these days is boring and often nonsensical op-ed pieces, gimmicky shit like this script girl crap, leafy green reviews, and regurgitated news from other websites, usually many hours, if not days old. What happened to the AICN that used to bring us actual brand new cool news? I've been following this site since it was a newsgroup, and I've never seen the site more corporate, more gimmicky, and with less news and less 'cool' than it has been the last year or so, and it continues to flounder worse and worse. If I have a point, that's pretty much it I guess, and it's exemplified by this script girl malarky. Old news delivered in gimmicky lowest common denominator fashion here for no other reason than to increase page hits and drum up more revenue dollars - which are largely based on a combination of unique page hits combined with the number of talkbacks posted in a given page - all for big red, or whoever owns the site these days. Not cool at all really. Anyway, end of rant. Carry on...

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  • Apr 04, 2009 7:55:28 AM CDT

    Man, those tits look great if you just press the mute button

    by adrianmole

  • Apr 04, 2009 8:23:26 AM CDT

    Wow... noDiggity

    by murdermostfowl

    I can see your response was meant for the Dollhouse TB, but it weirdly almost made sense here

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  • Apr 04, 2009 8:48:41 AM CDT

    Now it's just a running gag

    by terry1978

    Every time SG has a thread on here, it consists of the same people saying how we should get rid of her...which ain't happening anytime soon. Hilarious.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 9:53:11 AM CDT

    Maam....

    by comicsniper

    I'm very interested in what you have to say but I have to admit that your clothing is a bit...ahem...distracting. Could you please wear something less low-cut next time (like a hoodie or large turtleneck)? That way I can better focus on your obvious journalistic talents. Thank you.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 9:55:10 AM CDT

    Oh and btw

    by comicsniper

    I know I'll lose geek cred by asking, but what the hell is that Harry-animation from? It's pretty disturbing.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 10:21:03 AM CDT

    ummm was any of that funny??

    by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell

    that kevin spacey thing was awful same with that wolverine thing.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 10:21:44 AM CDT

    seriously this is like the andy milonakis show

    by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell

    but even worse

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  • Apr 04, 2009 10:30:12 AM CDT

    hey folks, Harry here!

    by harryknowles_hemorrhoidslapband

    to TomCullen: what happened to AICN? Nothing really, it's just that over the years, other websites started doing the same thing and doing it much better, with more professionalism, integrity and objectivity.
    As for the animation, it's just my usual breakfast routine. Kitties are much more yummylicious when they've been regurgitated a few times.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 10:52:33 AM CDT

    cool_britannia79...Thats "Udderly, Udderly"`

    by conspiracy

    not "utterly, utterly"; when looked at from that point of view she isn't so obviously "pointless". However, given that she is at or pushing 30-ish, and that said "Udders" are at least a full C, I doubt there are "points" to be seen; rather two large, somewhat ovoid, "occasional" points...somewhat rounded, probably about the size of a preschoolers pencil eraser...and while still yummy goodness...not at all a "point".

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  • Apr 04, 2009 11:02:57 AM CDT

    WHEN SHE TALKS WHY DOES SHE SHAKE HER TITS???

    by err

    WHY OH WHY OH WHY?

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  • Apr 04, 2009 11:09:00 AM CDT

    Did somebody say SCRIPTGIRL?

    by fuckmichaelbay

  • Apr 04, 2009 11:11:25 AM CDT

    New on AINT IT OLD NEWS: SCRIPTGIRL!

    by fuckmichaelbay

    After last week SG, your cronies crossed the line. I think you best tell them not to show up this week. Mr. Vindeni lost his mind, and we all know who JNR is now, and he isn't on IMDB at all. How many different ways can you spell Steve Masani anyway?

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  • Apr 04, 2009 11:23:36 AM CDT

    The 30 year old Script-Girl continues to bore us...

    by leafar the lost

    ...and now even her tits are getting boring.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 11:32:21 AM CDT

    We should take out North Korea with her bazooms

    by dr gregory house

  • Apr 04, 2009 11:39:49 AM CDT

    script girl haz funni face.

    by spooky2k

  • Apr 04, 2009 12:03:14 PM CDT

    why does she post on this website?

    by stooopider

    Its full of women hating loners that just insult her. Doesnt she read these feedbacks? No way i'd subject myself to that kind of hate and abuse by a bunch of angry young men with no real ambition of their own

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  • Apr 04, 2009 12:29:32 PM CDT

    FOX FORCE 4 WAS FUNNY AND YOU KNOW IT!

    by john_t_chance

    Stop being petty and jealous and give the girl some credit. She (and me if you believe the lunatical rantings of FMB) did a great job satirizing something near and dear to us all so for once maybe the usual hate ranting suspects will stop worrying and learn to love the girl!

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  • Apr 04, 2009 12:32:44 PM CDT

    Supercowbell...hey Mr. Critical, since you're so damn funny...

    by john_t_chance

    please point us in the direction of some of your filmed hilarity so that we may see how comedy is really done!

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  • Apr 04, 2009 12:33:36 PM CDT

    The thing is, all she has going for her...

    by obese_wan_kenobi

    Is her looks. But she isn't Mind Numbingly gorgeous. She's a 7 or 8 if I'm being generous. If you're trying to come off as some uber hot babe in my book, you must be at least as hot or hotter than my wife. Scriptgirl is not. Sorry Scriptgirl, develop a personality cuz your bag of tricks is getting old.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 12:40:46 PM CDT

    isn't this information considered LEAKING?

    by nobody_touches_buddy_revell

    Scriptgirl needs to be prosecuted to the full extent of the Law, as well as Harry Knowles

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  • Apr 04, 2009 12:41:26 PM CDT

    Been lurking these talkbacks for a while and I must speak.

    by skinjob

    Some of you are WAY hypercritical regarding this feature. Scriptgirl had a good idea and ran with it. Harry obviously recognized that and gave her a venue. Why all the consternation as to why she is here? This site deals with entertainment, no? Why all the rabid territorial hysteria?

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  • Apr 04, 2009 12:44:49 PM CDT

    STOP POSTING EVERYTHING!!!!!1!!!l0l!!!

    by nicodemus07

    SO IT IS WRITTEN, SO LET IT BE DONE!!!! Or, wait, you mean everything I don't like on the internet won't waste away into the ether just because I command it so? Reading these scriptgirl talkbacks gives you a different idea...

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  • Apr 04, 2009 12:47:31 PM CDT

    the jokes outweigh the looks...

    by cool_britannia79

    and the jokes are shockingly shit.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 12:48:34 PM CDT

    ObeseWanKenobi: While I'm glad you think your wife

    by john_t_chance

    is hot...how do you weave that into a proclamation that Scriptgirl has no personality? I think she oozes personality. But then, that's a subjective judgement, like say...the hotness of your wife.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 12:49:26 PM CDT

    John_T_Chance

    by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell

    so your saying scriptgirl vidoes are hilarious? just because i dont make weekly videos doesnt mean i have to laugh at this crap. im not trying to troll i just felt like posting what i felt. and i feel that this wasnt funny. you think this is hilarious and scriptgirl is deserving of a primetime show on fox, then good for you!

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  • Apr 04, 2009 12:57:26 PM CDT

    the talkbackers here would fuck a hose if it had tits

    by nobody_touches_buddy_revell

    You couldnt pay me to roofie script girl

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  • Apr 04, 2009 12:57:55 PM CDT

    i laughed so hard my dick popped out of my pants

    by lobo-tor

    and into my hand. yeah it struggelled like hell but now it is resting quitely...

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  • Apr 04, 2009 12:58:24 PM CDT

    now with that said

    by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell

    she has a amazing rack. i mean that things good. i wanna be friends with it.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 1:10:22 PM CDT

    Yes Supercowbell, I do think she is funny,

    by john_t_chance

    But more to the point she is funny about something that, as a longtime screenwriter wannabe, interests me...script sales. And as far as I know she is the only person on earth who has chosen this sliver thread of the entertainment industry as their focus. I agree with you that Andy Milonakis is awful but he can crack wise about ANYTHING HE WANTS! Scriptgirl has given herself the tough task of spinning humor out of whatever scripts have sold in a given week! I admire the discipline of that and I think given those guidelines she is marvelous at what she does!

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  • Apr 04, 2009 1:16:52 PM CDT

    Whoops, late for work at ScriptGirl Inc.. My shift starts at noo

    by john_t_chance

    There, FuckMichaelBay, I saved you the trouble. Now have more free time for watching academy screeners and rollerblading with the boys this weekend! Your welcome.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 1:51:32 PM CDT

    stooopider, she doesn't post here, she posts on YouTube

    by big jim

    Harry embeds the video here because it amuses him ("it" being both the video and the ensuing hilarious insanity that is this TB).

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  • Apr 04, 2009 1:52:41 PM CDT

    why the little sketches?

    by totalfreedom

    They suck fucking ass and are embarrassing to watch. Just talk about the scripts, idiot.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 2:10:09 PM CDT

    Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrack'em!!!

    by chewyou812

  • Apr 04, 2009 2:36:20 PM CDT

    ok...

    by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell

    but even though shes limited to few subjects it still feels pretty god damn unfunny to me. TO EACH HIS OWN. i just wanna see her nipples damn it

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  • Apr 04, 2009 2:40:46 PM CDT

    "Got the Adamantium Blues"

    by chromedome

    So, the plot of the I AM LEGEND guy's new film will be an event that kills all human life on earth, and the buildings slowly crumble??? WTF? Kinda like watching grass grow, paint dry? Working Title: Rust Never SleepsOr, if syfy named it: NtroP

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  • Apr 04, 2009 2:42:59 PM CDT

    I like the skits. But then I believe women can be funny,

    by buddytongue

    Sarah Silverman floats my boat. Olvia Munn too. But I know most guys have a bias. Ridiculous as that is.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 2:50:57 PM CDT

    And calling her an idiot is classless move.

    by buddytongue

  • Apr 04, 2009 2:54:13 PM CDT

    I wish I was pretty.

    by flummage

  • Apr 04, 2009 3:03:11 PM CDT

    SUPERFRIENDS IS DC! WOLVERINE IS MARVEL!

    by err

    Get it right! DUHHHHHHH! GOD!
    I feel like a loser.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 3:25:56 PM CDT

    no subject

    by scumcock

    I JUST DOWNLOADED A SCRIPT GIRL WORKPRINT AND SHE SHOWED HER TITS!!!

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  • Apr 04, 2009 3:49:01 PM CDT

    John_T_Chance: Thanks for being honest...

    by fuckmichaelbay

    ...and for saving me so much time to do other things...like your Mom. Dont be late to work...last thing we'd want is a delay in next weeks' 'report'. How long does it take to fire up that piece of shit camera you use. Is it still on a pedestal?

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  • Apr 04, 2009 4:43:33 PM CDT

    I'd Do Script Girl...

    by youwillexperiencefear

  • Apr 04, 2009 4:51:56 PM CDT

    if i had 2 boobs and no talent

    by slickerynodes

    or one boob and some talent, i too would read scripts about scripts for AICN. then i would finally be happy.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 5:29:57 PM CDT

    She is NOT a 7/10.

    by gibsonusa returns

    C'mon, you see better looking girls left and right just walking down the street/in an airport/wherever. Right now she's at best a 5/10. Plain Jane. Tap water.
    The thing is, in my opinion , Al Bundy would NOT go for her. I can't imagine it happening. So if Bundy wouldn't even accept, why should we?
    She has POTENTIAL to be pretty though. She seems cute underneath that Where's Waldo look. A makeover could potentially push her into a 7/10 or maybe even towards an 8, imo.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 6:19:10 PM CDT

    can't do anything without showing cleavage?

    by mikey mike

    I mean is she so uninteresting that she feels the need to garner attention by showing of her funbags? don't get me wrong they're nice to look at and think about but do you need to show them just so people will pay attention?

    sad

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  • Apr 04, 2009 7:34:48 PM CDT

    mikey mike...Nail has been hit on the head!

    by conspiracy

    But you forgot to mention the saddest thing about this...she is showing her "Funbags" on fucking youtube...which means she isn't even getting paid for showing them.All I can say is..damn..these folks must have a SHITLOAD of free time...don't they have jobs? I mean..it isn't like us popping on AICN to post smack 10 sec. at a time...SG and Co. actually spend TIME doing this...and for what? A Hobby? What normal productive EMPLOYED person has this much free time to make a weekly youtube vid?

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  • Apr 04, 2009 7:43:46 PM CDT

    I'll never understand the overacting losers on youtube

    by gibsonusa returns

    Not referring to scriptgirl, cause she's actually tame and reserved by comparison.
    I'm talkin' about all these dumbasses giving their "reports" of stuff on youtube, with all their effects and overacting like crazy. Like, how much time do they spend and what are they looking for? Do they expect E! Channel to see them and pick em up or something?
    I dont think so...not with their obnoxious overexagerrated fake-fake looking presentation. Saying things loud and overexagerrated does not equal entertaining/funny. Imo.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 8:02:59 PM CDT

    Err: I really don't think DC or Marvel had anything

    by buddytongue

    to do with the skit. I think it was just a simple framing device. And the announcer voice was right on. Believe that was Ted Knight. Originally. Ha, I almost wrote Ted Baxter.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 8:07:22 PM CDT

    Do my mom, FuckMichaelBay?

    by john_t_chance

    Wow. Your wit is so refined. Usually one has to go to a bowling alley to hear humor of that caliber. Or watch reruns of Welcome Back Kotter. Dumb ass.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 8:10:42 PM CDT

    FMB: Did I mention you're an uneducated moron?

    by john_t_chance

    Your little Ockham's razor rant was classic. I even dropped it because I felt sorry for you. But no. Then you had to go and talk about my mother, Barbarino!!

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  • Apr 04, 2009 8:16:53 PM CDT

    And I wish I worked for Scriptgirl. Lord knows I do.

    by john_t_chance

    I could use a career change. But I would hate to move out to LA and be an unemployed, unskilled welfare bum like FuckMichaelBay.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 8:37:46 PM CDT

    "She adds nothing to this site"

    by kid z

    Uh, well, except a nice rack, that is.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 8:40:00 PM CDT

    "I thinks she's about an 8 or a 9...

    by kid z

    ...maybe even 9 and a half... in 4 beer's time"

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  • Apr 04, 2009 8:42:03 PM CDT

    Who thought it was a good idea...

    by kid z

    ...to have a movie about buildings slowly falling apart? That's going to be an exciting 2.5 hours, right there.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 9:10:46 PM CDT

    If she's gonna do it, might as well go all the way

    by gibsonusa returns

    Show her entire body sitting in a secretary outfit and talk with a clipboard in her hands.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 9:24:18 PM CDT

    Haley as Krueger

    by burnhollywood

    Too fucking sweet. All of a sudden, I'm interested in a NIGHTMARE remake.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 9:38:14 PM CDT

    John_T_Chance = The Biggest Loser

    by fuckmichaelbay

    YOU are witless, unrefined, and have no idea when you're being played. The Occam's Razor bit is a wonderful example of how you're easily riled, snooty and clueless. You think that your shit doesn't stink and constantly swing your intellectual dick around the TB room like a sword for all to see, when it's clear that this is a boob/pussy-loving crowd. No one likes you. I never see you anywhere else on AICN but here. So stop pretending you're not a shill for SG...it's tired and old. (Like your vagina)And as far as the whole welfare-bum shit goes...if you were so fucking smart, you'd realize that a welfare-bum would likely not have regular access to a computer/internet connection like I do, and therefore your insult is as lame, unoriginal and thoughtless as fucking your Mom has become.Nice try though asshole! I look forward to more trolling from you...maybe you should consider doing it on a street-corner for money. You could quit your job as fry cook at Burger King, and make some real money. Try the corner I found your Mom on. Enough witless Mom jokes for you yet?

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  • Apr 04, 2009 9:44:49 PM CDT

    JTC: Pretend smart may work at the gay nightclubs...

    by fuckmichaelbay

    ...but you need to have real brains to hang here. Uneducated morons like yourself need not apply.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 9:46:51 PM CDT

    DISCLAIMER: FMB in no way believes that sexual orientation...

    by fuckmichaelbay

    ...and intelligence are in in any way related...except if you're John_T_Chance.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 9:49:13 PM CDT

    She reveals her titties so you won't notice her face.

    by leafar the lost

    Her titties are nice, but she has an average looking face. At the age of 30, she doesn't have a lot of time left to make her impact and start making some Cinemax Porn.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 9:52:34 PM CDT

    Cinemax Porn would be the pinnacle of her career...

    by fuckmichaelbay

    ...after 20 years protecting Brian DiMuccio from Bengal tigers.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 10:26:49 PM CDT

    I have never wanted to crap on a woman's face more...

    by james_o'nasty

    than after this shit-filled Saturday shtick fest.

    How do we cause a delay in the production of episodes?

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  • Apr 04, 2009 10:39:22 PM CDT

    Who riles easily, FMB?

    by john_t_chance

    Dear god you're a buffoon. And a homophobic one at that. But that's just a smokescreen isn't it? I predict you'll have a cock in your mouth faster than you can say Jackie Robinson. Remember...no teeth.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 10:41:42 PM CDT

    Whats all the complaining about?

    by iambrucewillis

    Hell, I've never actually watched Script Girl with the volume up. I just watch it for a about a minute or so,and amuse myself with how impossible it is to concentrate on her face for any significant length of time. Its better than Harry's reviews.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 10:42:30 PM CDT

    i wrote to script girl facebook and asked to show more tits!!!

    by lobo-tor

    no word back but im hopefull.

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  • Apr 04, 2009 10:44:23 PM CDT

    but since were talking about COCKS have I mentioned mine?

    by lobo-tor

    looks like a babys arm holding a apple!

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  • Apr 04, 2009 10:49:06 PM CDT

    JTC: I submit you already have a cock in your mouth...

    by fuckmichaelbay

    ...mine, bitch. Remember, no teeth!

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  • Apr 04, 2009 11:16:05 PM CDT

    I give her a 9.

    by batpsycho

    shes just hot!!

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  • Apr 04, 2009 11:40:14 PM CDT

    I love her and I have yet to watch a single video

    by flip63hole

    love the pics though. set them sweatermonkeys free!

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  • Apr 05, 2009 12:05:03 AM CDT

    John T Chance has something against...

    by ernestborgnine

    bowling alleys? How's that appletini treating you?

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  • Apr 05, 2009 12:14:58 AM CDT

    FRIEDMAN HAD A FAMILY!!

    by lanalangsucks

  • Apr 05, 2009 9:04:50 AM CDT

    Please take the time to read about the REAL AICN.

    by themasterofnonsense

    here: http://efilmcritic.com/feature .php?feature=724

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  • Apr 05, 2009 9:53:34 AM CDT

    See You Next Tuesday.

    by whinynegativebitch

    Is Jack here yet? Have the lulz begun?

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  • Apr 05, 2009 9:55:21 AM CDT

    She's not ScriptGirl. She's TitGirl. And she knows it.

    by nix_cadavre

    That's all. You can go back to wanking now, you losers.

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  • Apr 05, 2009 10:00:32 AM CDT

    I thought John T Cunt..

    by whinynegativebitch

    ...WAS script girl!? So who the fuck is it? DiMuccio, Vivaldi, or whatever the fuck the sweaty little round man is called...?

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  • Apr 05, 2009 10:58:10 AM CDT

    I Know Script-Girl. Why Dont You Leave Her Alone...

    by awkwardavenue

    Shes very attractive and wears sexy clothes. Funny how dirty people are behind the keyboard. I know her and shes cool.

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  • Apr 05, 2009 12:36:14 PM CDT

    Hmmmmm.......

    by playkins

    I still think she'd be better if she'd up the production values.

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  • Apr 05, 2009 1:37:47 PM CDT

    search "Sexman" on YouTube...

    by ernestborgnine

    he's waaaaaaaaay funnier.

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  • Apr 05, 2009 1:39:17 PM CDT

    John T. Chance--

    by thegreatwhatzit

    I invited my girlfriend to check-out this thread and she obliged. She gauged Scriptgirl as an impractical, "vapid" presence ("I still don't understand what she brings to the table"); she didn't trash her looks but insisted SG "is, physically, no better nor worse than hundreds of girls who stroll around the campus...she's just average, nothing wrong with that." Evidently, you're own dialogue struck a chord; she describes you as "a hybrid of Cliff Clavin and Richard Simmons--someone who can't get a date and/or doesn't know how to communicate with women so he defends his [possible forfeiture] of heterosexuality with the 'white knight' routine." She applies the same analysis to "an even bigger loser, [JohnNancy's Revenge]. Another mama's boy whose personal and professional failures prompt him to perpetually bullshit--it's all he has. Now there's the chance that one or both of these really low achievers may be ScriptGirl, struggling with her own anonymity." By the way, the same girlfriend is not a Psych student; she's scrambling to earn a BA degree in Screen Arts.

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  • Apr 05, 2009 1:45:25 PM CDT

    Is itme or is aicn really going downhill these days

    by thedark0knight

    I dont know why but Im starting to dislike aintitcool, over the last few months all the stories have been shit, the writing is unfocused and I feel that Harry&co. dont listen to any of the feedback given to them. ScriptGirl is fucking stupid...does anybody actually watch the entire thing? why do you guys keep posting it.

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  • Apr 05, 2009 1:57:42 PM CDT

    all u fucking Purtians piss me off

    by poe.....

    She is wearing a shirt that is acceptable in Los Angeles where she lives. I think you sad little momma boys have been sucking on your own dicks too long. The sketches were funny and I like the deliver. SHe is a ten and she is funny as hell. I love people who talk shit and think your shit don't stink. Why don't you all just pull on your daddy's dick one more time while you surfing the internet. Cause none of you have wives and none of you have a fucking clue.

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  • Apr 05, 2009 2:03:07 PM CDT

    and one more thing

    by poe.....

    You fuckers can just keep crying your little eyes out. "Harry quit posting this my wee little brain is going to explode cause there is a woman on this site and it's not new news and it's not good in my opinion." You heard before and i'm going to say again opinions are like assholes everyone gots them. But they don't make you right purtian bitches. HaHAHAHA.

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  • Apr 05, 2009 2:07:16 PM CDT

    Poe..... I'm guessing...

    by ernestborgnine

    that English isn't your first language.

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  • Apr 05, 2009 2:22:58 PM CDT

    ermestborgnine

    by poe.....

    You must be the brains in your basement operation. Your quick, really quick.

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  • Apr 05, 2009 2:23:32 PM CDT

    I don't care how yur name is spelled either

    by poe.....

  • Apr 05, 2009 2:31:15 PM CDT

    "I asked my imaginary girlfriend to read this thread.."

    by chromedome

    CLASSIC!!Now THAT was some Funny Hater Monkey Troll Dancin!!Take note, boys, that's how it is done!Well played, whatzit, well played.

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  • Apr 05, 2009 2:32:35 PM CDT

    Jesus, fire slop-cans already.

    by stuntcock mike

  • Apr 05, 2009 2:33:01 PM CDT

    Yeah, you don't care so much...

    by ernestborgnine

    that you had to point our how much you don't care. "Your" really quick, too.

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  • Apr 05, 2009 2:36:49 PM CDT

    Poe...

    by neilf

    Anyone notice how these individuals - few and far between as they are - who actually think 'Tits Out For Attention Girl' is worth a damn, resort to torrents of inept insults and foul mouthed ignorance?

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  • Apr 05, 2009 2:50:39 PM CDT

    can she queef?

    by dioxholster

    that would be interesting

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  • Apr 05, 2009 3:59:21 PM CDT

    FMB: Your namesake is a fan of Script Girl!

    by jacknancerevenge

    Went to a retirement party for a Universal exec on friday and who should be sitting at my table but Mike "Tennis Ball Can Cock" Bay. Dude was a wearing what looked like a members only jacket. Guess if you have that kind of money you can wear whatever the fuck you want. Anyway we talked...mentioned Script Girl and he volunteered that he watches her all the time here. And he said he's going to kick your ass. Cry bullshit if you must but there it is.

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  • Apr 05, 2009 4:01:08 PM CDT

    GREAT SHOW KRISTINA!! DON'T LET THESE

    by jacknancerevenge

    BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN!!

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  • Apr 05, 2009 4:20:36 PM CDT

    Wow, Jack...

    by ernestborgnine

    you think Bay's going to appreciate some caterer employee talking about how big you think his penis is? That's pretty much the gayest thing ever. Wow.

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  • Apr 05, 2009 4:25:57 PM CDT

    I dig ScriptGirl

    by kaz_oshay

  • Apr 05, 2009 4:26:38 PM CDT

    But JNR disgusts me.

    by kaz_oshay

  • Apr 05, 2009 4:26:59 PM CDT

    Keep her. Lose him.

    by kaz_oshay

  • Apr 05, 2009 6:06:02 PM CDT

    my dick is TWICE as big as Bays!!

    by lobo-tor

    we crossed swords while tagteaming a african hooker during transformers and he commented "dude you aer twice as big as me in both length and grith!!

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  • Apr 05, 2009 6:40:23 PM CDT

    ScriptGirl Fucking Sucks. Drop it already.

    by fooku

  • Apr 05, 2009 8:05:51 PM CDT

    Macaulay Culkin to join the cast of "Kings"!

    by leafar the lost

    I never thought I would live to see the day that Macaulay Culkin and Ian McShane would be in the same TV show. Where is the Kings talkback, Harry?

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  • Apr 05, 2009 8:14:00 PM CDT

    Chromedome--

    by thegreatwhatzit

    My girlfriend is flesh and blood; your girlfriend is paper and two staples (a few attendants have seriously speculated your preferance is "Blueboy"--nothing wrong with that, but it's still paper and two staples). Your only tempestuous desire is that your Mom buy an air conditioner for the basement (preserves your comic books but prompts your b&w Muntz TV to "go static-kee"). And you love to be photographed with a life-size cardboard cut-out of a shirtless Mario Lopez(which you converted into Christmas cards: "Mario and I wish you the bestest of holidays!"). And Poe--your Mayberry education was well worth the tuition ("I pump gas til it goes 'ding'"). And JackNancysRevenge, you were outted on this site last year (camouflaging as a screenwriter, obviously embarrassed by your "bag boy" profession. Just be glad there was an opening after you were discharged from McDonald's. The familiar tag line: "This mamma's boy/man can't pick up a girl or a check"). Nostalgia: remember when this thread drew a huge audience? Now it's dwindled down to WAY less traffic than is visible at an average Charro appearance. The male (heterosexual) populace prefers chicks over cows. And this thread's novelty has rusted itself out of existence. The only leftovers on this antique will be the JackNancy/Chromedome/Poe heirs to the sewing club. Outta here!

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  • Apr 05, 2009 8:23:33 PM CDT

    One more thing: JackNancyRevenge

    by thegreatwhatzit

    The only time that you were admitted to Universal was through the daily tour; you were thrown-off the bus when you were literally crying for Scott Baio's autograph ("He's here, I smell his colonge! I've got his fries, where is he? WHERE IS HE??").

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  • Apr 05, 2009 8:23:37 PM CDT

    hmmm... whatazit, as encores go...

    by chromedome

    ...your second monkey-troll dance was a big disappointment. Kinda forced, not very creative, and the pacing was not good. Basically, I think you tried too hard--relax a little. Learn to use the paragraph feature--it is your friend.But your earlier "I know you don't listen to what I say, but listen to my 'real' girlfriend, then, for your pych analysis by a film student" was bloody brilliant comedy.So I say forget the very lame second attempt, and let's just go with your earlier one. Maybe your Real Girlfriend would like to show you how it is done? Clearly, she has more cred than you....

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  • Apr 05, 2009 8:33:47 PM CDT

    I think thegreatwhatzit...

    by ernestborgnine

    has more "cred" than you do, Chromey. Trolls are way cooler than white knights any day of the week.

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  • Apr 05, 2009 8:38:10 PM CDT

    no white knighting here--She doesn't need it

    by chromedome

    just here for the fun, as it should be.

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  • Apr 05, 2009 10:49:51 PM CDT

    JNR: Your story is already bullshit...

    by fuckmichaelbay

    ...Bay has no idea what a script is,(Hint: it's not the thing you do lines off of in between blowing shit up) and I won't even address the giant cock comment because frankly...you couldn't get any creepier at this point Steve.And by 'Universal exec', I'm sure you mean the lovable old guy who retired from the local Universal Furniture retailer in which you live & work along with a very tall man wearing a 'members only' jacket who has a penchant for fiery explosions.

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  • Apr 05, 2009 10:58:09 PM CDT

    Hi all, I'm JackNanceRevenge & I'm here to make you feel small..

    by fuckmichaelbay

    ...I went to a famous place for a famous reason to do famous things when I met this famous person who told me about the time another famous person did something famous and then tried to get me to do the same famous thing but I said, "No way, I'm already so famous that famous wishes it were as famous as me!" He laughed and then asked me to suck a really famous person's cock and I said, "Only if the famous person's cock shoots famous juice all over my famousness and makes me more famous than the famous guy whose cock I sucked." Then we talked about Scriptgirl...everyone said, "Who?"

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  • Apr 06, 2009 2:41:03 AM CDT

    KiddieFuckMichaelBay

    by highlyunstableconcoction

    OMG, you still haven't got arrested for molesting neighborhood kids???? you decrepit transient, you still stinkin' up the library on saturdays, hugging the free computer while foaming ove sg??? jesus, you're the chlamydia stain than can't be bleached out!

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  • Apr 06, 2009 2:56:22 AM CDT

    GoatFuck(ed by)MichaelBay

    by highlyunstableconcoction

    the most pathetic (and funniest)part is your delusion, that you are some kind of cum-faced-crusader against sg, while u r nothing but a latrine for her and her co-horts. You are drowning in shit, while you think you're michael phelps stroking valiantly for the cheering crowd. You sad, witless sap, don't you think you really should get at least a remote resemblance to life???

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  • Apr 06, 2009 3:16:07 AM CDT

    wasted opportunity

    by william_clay

    This TB could have been an uplifting exchange of ideas... I am just saying...

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  • Apr 06, 2009 4:42:45 AM CDT

    HARRY and CO: PLEASE TAKE SCRIPTS SERIOUSULY!

    by silentbobafett2

    I'm a writer and this woman is fucking shit up and you only keep her on cos she's got tits! HARRY YOU ARE NOT A TEENAGER ANY MORE! YOU HAVE A WIFE! GROW UP! Take script sales seriously you idiot. NO wonder your "movie career" failed before it started. You have no respect...

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  • Apr 06, 2009 7:18:46 AM CDT

    Reason why...

    by suntzu77

    ScriptGirl's gig hasn't really gone big is because 1) Talk Soup has done this show format better 2) Script sales are esoteric.

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  • Apr 06, 2009 8:16:19 AM CDT

    My goodnesss, such drama

    by damned if i can login

    The love/hate in this topic is nothing short of hilarious. Way more entertaining than the actual video. Good stuff.But news flash, it's easy to spot the same person posting under multiple user names. *Very* obvious....but amusing nonetheless.

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  • Apr 06, 2009 8:57:42 AM CDT

    LowlyUnintelligentCocksmoker

    by fuckmichaelbay

    Who are you again, and why should I give a shit about you, troll?Remember...I'm the guy she tried to paint as her plant in order to get rid of me. It worked really well, and once again, who the fuck are you?

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  • Apr 06, 2009 9:53:31 AM CDT

    LimpdickUninterestingContradiction

    by fuckmichaelbay

    Are you IAmTheTerminator or TomBodet in disguise?

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