I am – Hercules!!
Harry Knowles asked that this be passed along:

Hi Harry My name’s Joe McCabe—I’m the associate editor of FEARnet.com. I’m also a longtime fan of Ain’t It Cool. You might have heard that Time Warner and Brighthouse just dropped FEARnet On Demand from their cable networks. As a fellow genre film lover, I’m sure you’ll agree that – with Monsters HD going under – we need a decent horror channel on TV. And since we’re planning to unspool a lot of cool flicks on FEARnet in the days ahead – like the unedited ‘Midnight Meat Train’, ‘Phantasm’, ‘Army of Darkness’, and ‘Hostel II’ – we want the fans to be able to see them! Could you please let your users know that if they’d like to see FEARnet On Demand back on Time Warner, they should call 1-877-FEAR-247? We’ll connect them with our cable operator and they can let them know that they want FEARnet. (Please note that for some cable subscribers, FEARnet is available on AT&T U-Verse and Verizon Fios). Here’s a link to our president’s blog, in which she discusses this situation. Thank you very much for your consideration and support, Harry! All the best, Joe

Also In April? The New Prequel About The People Who Thought Cylons Were A Good Idea!!

Season-sets of “Star Trek,” “Twilight Zone,” “The Invaders,” and much more have been hugely reduced in the big DVD sale. You can pick up the extra-packed “Zone” collector’s editions, which used to be $100 each and sold for $67.99 two weeks ago, for Less than $28 each.