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Kid Idioteque says OBSERVE & REPORT may be the greatest movie that he can't recommend to anyone he knows! Because they're lame!

Hey Folks, Harry here with another review from a reader that drove from Milwaukee to Chicago to see this screening of OBSERVE & REPORT! And what did he think of the event? Here ya go...

Capone, Harry, et al...

I wanted to thank you guys personally for making this screening happen. This was my first AICN screening and I was floored by the experience. One of the best I've ever had in a theater. The crowd was great, the staff/security was really classy, and the movie blew my mind. It made the 5 hour drive from and back to Milwaukee totally worth it. I would do it again in a second. The friend I brought along felt the same. So once again, thank you.

Since I saw the movie, I've been feeling the urge to write SOMETHING down about this movie, even if it's only for myself. I feel as though I've just seen a landmark of sorts for comedy on film, so here's my review. I've seen one from this screening posted already, but I thought it couldn't hurt to send mine in.

REVIEW:

To put it simply, "Observe and Report" may be the greatest film I've ever seen that I probably won't be recommending to anyone. I feel sorry for the unsuspecting public that will go see this for Seth Rogen, or God forbid because they enjoyed "Paul Blart: Mall Cop." If you've ever been seriously offended by anything in your life, please, please, please stay away from this movie. This is the most deranged studio comedy I've ever seen. "Observe and Report" has moments that rival Pink Flamingos-era John Waters. I cannot believe that this is getting a wide release or that it got an R-rating in this form. Please keep kids 20 miles away from all theaters showing this film.

The worst thing I can say about the film is that it sort of ruins some of Seth Rogen's earlier work. In comparison, "Pineapple Express" is a wacky after-school special. "Zack and Miri" is a mildly dirty, but inoffensive joke. "Knocked Up" is a tame instructional video that could be played in any 6th grade sex ed class. Most of the film is really funny, but the absolutely insane final act puts this into the stratosphere. There are moments in the latter half "Observe and Report" that completely shocked me. It takes a lot to shock me. I gasped. I teared up and nearly choked from laughing so hard. Anybody that tries to spoil the surprises that the movie has in store is pure evil. If you do plan on seeing it, don't let yourself see ANY spoilers. Thankfully, literally everything in the theatrical trailers is in the first half of the film.

I have a new found respect for writer/director Jody Hill. I was not at all impressed by "The Foot Fist Way," but he consistently confounded my expectations here in all the right ways. There was not one beat in the story that I accurately predicted. Seth Rogen plays gloriously against type here, and the rest of the cast is wonderful. Anna Faris is perfect. She proves that given good material, she can spin absolute gold. Ray Liotta doesn't get many laughs but he serves his purpose. Collette Wolfe is the standout here. Words cannot describe the perfection of her character's arc or the weight she lends to the role. There are also a few incredibe cameos that I won't spoil. I could go in depth with the story or the characters, but there's no point in ruining it all.

I've touched upon how crazy the film is, but even more disturbing is how dark it is at its core. To say it has a black heart is to miss the point entirely. It has no heart. Nothing is off limits - just the way I prefer my comedy. The main character's actions stem from his decision to go off his meds for bipolar disorder. I have a feeling some activist groups are not going to like this. Some will say that the film handles the issue pretty carelessly. But this a movie that is not saying anything in particular. It just exists. It's not a commentary, only an experience. There are scenes that fall flat and it takes 15-20 minutes to gather a head of steam. But there are moments so iconic, so brazenly violent, so socially reprehensible that if you have even a slightly twisted or left-of-center sense of humor, there is SO MUCH to enjoy here. Seth Rogen has given us his finest performance yet and Jody Hill has emerged as a force to be reckoned with. The rest of the R-rated studio comedies coming out in 2009 have a lot to live up to. I'm looking at you Sacha and Judd. The bar has officially been raised.

-Kid Idioteque

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Looks great
by semiretard
Apr 2nd, 2009
06:45:14 PM
Jody Hill
by semiretard
Apr 2nd, 2009
06:45:49 PM
Have a funny feeling because...
by Nickn328
Apr 2nd, 2009
06:47:50 PM
4th
by HOTDOGVNDR
Apr 2nd, 2009
06:52:22 PM
Plants that like shit.
by Sal_Bando
Apr 2nd, 2009
07:00:44 PM
I'd rather eat my own shit than see this movie
by Drunken Rage
Apr 2nd, 2009
07:04:08 PM
Hmmm....this may indeed be a plant
by Homer Sexual
Apr 2nd, 2009
07:05:57 PM
Now that I've been accused of being a plant,
by Kid Idioteque
Apr 2nd, 2009
07:07:20 PM
What the hell is Harry puking up in that animation?
by COCKNASTY_BUTTSTANK
Apr 2nd, 2009
07:12:38 PM
I'm thinking not a plant.
by Fuzzinate It
Apr 2nd, 2009
07:18:00 PM
RE: Fuzzinate It
by Kid Idioteque
Apr 2nd, 2009
07:24:40 PM
COCKNASTY_BUTTSTANK: I think it's Gizmo
by chrth
Apr 2nd, 2009
07:25:05 PM
this review falls in line with everything i have heard so far
by slappy jones
Apr 2nd, 2009
07:27:16 PM
can't wait for this. hoping it doesn't "pineapple" out on me.
by dr sauch
Apr 2nd, 2009
07:41:39 PM
RE: dr sauch
by Kid Idioteque
Apr 2nd, 2009
07:47:23 PM
Sounds like it rocks!
by fiester
Apr 2nd, 2009
07:52:37 PM
People complaining about trailers are dumb.
by fiester
Apr 2nd, 2009
07:54:25 PM
I'M SEEING THIS BECAUSE I LIKED ROGEN IN ZACK & MIRI....
by THEFUCKINGCREEPYTHINMAN
Apr 2nd, 2009
07:54:40 PM
BUT ANNA FARIS IS THE REAL DRAW, SHE IS PERFECTION!!!FACT!!!
by THEFUCKINGCREEPYTHINMAN
Apr 2nd, 2009
07:55:39 PM

by telly1138
Apr 2nd, 2009
08:04:58 PM
Kid Idioteque is a longtime talkbacker
by Garbageman33
Apr 2nd, 2009
08:05:28 PM
Kid Idioteque
by ghostofrorschach
Apr 2nd, 2009
08:08:04 PM
It looks wry.
by OutlawsDelejos
Apr 2nd, 2009
08:11:24 PM
Well, it's 5 hours round trip.
by Kid Idioteque
Apr 2nd, 2009
08:11:25 PM
Oops.
by Kid Idioteque
Apr 2nd, 2009
08:12:34 PM
Is it a Moglwai or Gremlin thing?
by OutlawsDelejos
Apr 2nd, 2009
08:14:10 PM
this..movie...is not saying anything in particular...It's not a
by SutureSelf
Apr 2nd, 2009
08:22:36 PM
Re: Pineapple Express
by SantiagoAndDunbar
Apr 2nd, 2009
08:24:36 PM
pena looks brilliant
by TheExterminator
Apr 2nd, 2009
08:29:20 PM
I wonder too about the Pineapple hate....
by The Dum Guy
Apr 2nd, 2009
08:30:20 PM
hey Idioteque, if you don't want to be called a PLANT
by BillboeFett
Apr 2nd, 2009
08:45:03 PM
not a plant...too honest about flaws
by Devil Jackson
Apr 2nd, 2009
08:53:47 PM
It will be a modest success
by lockesbrokenleg
Apr 2nd, 2009
08:54:43 PM
My Reviews!
by laraz
Apr 2nd, 2009
08:55:59 PM
My Reviews!
by laraz
Apr 2nd, 2009
08:56:00 PM
Eastbound & Down & Jody Hill
by Frank Black
Apr 2nd, 2009
09:07:41 PM
the new strategy of plants
by BillboeFett
Apr 2nd, 2009
09:17:09 PM
LaRaz
by BillboeFett
Apr 2nd, 2009
09:18:25 PM
It's the year of the Mall Cop film!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
by crackerfarmboy
Apr 2nd, 2009
09:18:55 PM
Dam BillboeFett?
by laraz
Apr 2nd, 2009
09:25:15 PM
Seth Rogen is better than all of you...
by Fa Fa Fooey
Apr 2nd, 2009
09:27:36 PM
RE: BillboeFett
by Kid Idioteque
Apr 2nd, 2009
09:29:53 PM
Why are all people named Seth so damn unfunny?
by lockesbrokenleg
Apr 2nd, 2009
09:47:31 PM
I will see this.
by Tin Snoman
Apr 2nd, 2009
09:49:31 PM
I don't know...
by wampa 1
Apr 2nd, 2009
10:00:29 PM
I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
by Alkeoholic77
Apr 2nd, 2009
10:09:17 PM
I want to see Katherine Heigl cum in the movie with the panties
by darthpigman
Apr 2nd, 2009
10:18:19 PM
PISSING ON THE WALL IT WAS SO FRIGGIN GOOD
by Mullah Omar
Apr 2nd, 2009
10:18:40 PM
@telly1138
by Dominic-Vobiscum
Apr 2nd, 2009
10:59:41 PM
Sounds like a plant by a desperate filmmaker...
by Grinning White Skull
Apr 2nd, 2009
11:26:51 PM
I watched Pineapple Express...
by JumpinJehosaphat
Apr 2nd, 2009
11:37:58 PM
To the people saying Plant...
by Harold-Sherbort
Apr 3rd, 2009
12:18:21 AM
What If.....AICN existed in 1966
by Dr Gregory House
Apr 3rd, 2009
12:27:47 AM
There really are
by Grippy Longstocking
Apr 3rd, 2009
01:04:25 AM
@ Dominic-Vobiscum
by telly1138
Apr 3rd, 2009
01:11:13 AM
YEAH the tv trailer is pretty bland...
by kobain
Apr 3rd, 2009
01:20:16 AM
Plants & Filmmaker's Fans
by Grinning White Skull
Apr 3rd, 2009
01:47:54 AM
I liked A Few Dollars More
by lockesbrokenleg
Apr 3rd, 2009
02:09:41 AM
Grinning White Skull..
by Harold-Sherbort
Apr 3rd, 2009
02:09:47 AM
Also...
by Harold-Sherbort
Apr 3rd, 2009
02:13:08 AM
I fucking hate Seth Rogen.
by Motoko Kusanagi
Apr 3rd, 2009
02:56:55 AM
Also in Kid Idioteque's defense....
by Grievey
Apr 3rd, 2009
04:04:24 AM
Who cares?
by LightninBolt
Apr 3rd, 2009
05:59:05 AM
I don't get why so much love for this movie
by FuryofthefilmFan
Apr 3rd, 2009
06:11:14 AM
ROAARRRR!!! SETH ROGEN SUCKS!!!, ETC ETC
by turketron
Apr 3rd, 2009
06:54:25 AM
It is predictable
by m_prevette
Apr 3rd, 2009
07:42:26 AM
SETH ROGEN NO GOOD, I'M ON TO HIM
by C0ns
Apr 3rd, 2009
08:22:08 AM
"scenes that fall flat.. 15-20 minutes to gather head of steam"
by DoctorWho?
Apr 3rd, 2009
08:50:48 AM
Success = Talkback Hate
by SantiagoAndDunbar
Apr 3rd, 2009
09:04:59 AM
The Foot Fist Way, was one of worst movie I 've seen.
by Darth_Kaos
Apr 3rd, 2009
09:14:54 AM
Trailer Sucks
by SeanMiller
Apr 3rd, 2009
09:20:53 AM
"The bar has officially been raised."
by Atticus Finch
Apr 3rd, 2009
10:58:10 AM
How do you say "plant" in Spanish?
by StatelyWayneManor
Apr 3rd, 2009
10:58:16 AM
Anna Faris
by JohnSpartan
Apr 3rd, 2009
11:04:52 AM
"The bar has officially been raised" =
by Kid Idioteque
Apr 3rd, 2009
11:16:03 AM
Regarding Pineapple Express...
by Grandpa Bunche
Apr 3rd, 2009
01:08:23 PM
All plants love fertilizer
by FeralAngel
Apr 3rd, 2009
01:10:57 PM
Anna Faris doesn't DO anything in this movie
by FuryofthefilmFan
Apr 3rd, 2009
02:10:32 PM
"What's a Dental Dam?"
by BanditDarville
Apr 3rd, 2009
03:45:50 PM
Nick and Nora's Playlist
by lockesbrokenleg
Apr 3rd, 2009
04:43:08 PM
the guy is not a plant
by Timahh
Apr 3rd, 2009
05:47:22 PM
Laraz
by Timahh
Apr 3rd, 2009
05:49:23 PM
can't wait to see it, but...
by squeezmunky
Apr 3rd, 2009
06:16:30 PM
Julio!!!!!
by Series7
Apr 3rd, 2009
08:50:45 PM
Does Judd even make
by Series7
Apr 3rd, 2009
08:53:53 PM
Comedy...
by Grinning White Skull
Apr 3rd, 2009
10:07:42 PM
RE: Grinning White Skull
by Kid Idioteque
Apr 3rd, 2009
10:17:40 PM
Physical humor? You ever seen THE AWFUL TRUTH? SULLIVAN'S TRAVEL
by Grinning White Skull
Apr 4th, 2009
05:16:54 AM
GTFO
by Kid Idioteque
Apr 4th, 2009
11:22:11 AM
Kid...
by Grinning White Skull
Apr 4th, 2009
02:02:08 PM
GrinningWhiteSkull
by Zeppelin12
Apr 5th, 2009
12:11:31 AM
Zep
by Grinning White Skull
Apr 5th, 2009
05:11:09 AM
Ignorant of Comedy...
by Grinning White Skull
Apr 5th, 2009
05:40:05 AM
NYT:...a dark, crazy, awesome journey
by Grinning White Skull
Apr 5th, 2009
05:51:00 AM
Grinning White Skull, you're just too smart for me.
by Kid Idioteque
Apr 5th, 2009
04:46:23 PM
This movie looks deceptivly good...
by haddock
Apr 5th, 2009
08:56:19 PM
Kid Id You're so...lame
by Grinning White Skull
Apr 5th, 2009
11:48:10 PM
So you're actually playing the ageist card, huh?
by Kid Idioteque
Apr 6th, 2009
10:48:32 AM
One more thing.
by Kid Idioteque
Apr 6th, 2009
10:50:09 AM

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