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How would you protect yourself against a man with two dildos? Watch BRUNO Trailer and Learn!!!

Published at: April 2, 2009, 2:56 p.m. CST

Hey folks, Harry here with your first peek at BRUNO, which has debuted over at Myspace's Trailer Park! This trailer is pretty goddamned funny. However, it does have age protection safeguards - but you know how to beat those. Right? Right. Here ya go...





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  • April 2, 2009, 3:02 p.m. CST

    First!

    by redfang

    That is to say, first, I would take one of his dildos, to even the odds.

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  • April 2, 2009, 3:03 p.m. CST

    Is that a real talk show?

    by Goonie

    Today with Richard Bey??

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  • April 2, 2009, 3:04 p.m. CST

    Too many obvious setups, but..

    by StovetopStuffin'

    ..there seems to be plenty to laugh at still.

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  • April 2, 2009, 3:11 p.m. CST

    How To Defend Yourself Against 2 Dildos

    by Frodo T. Baggins

    Thats funny. This is funny. This is good.

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  • April 2, 2009, 3:11 p.m. CST

    I'm seeing a screening of this tonight!

    by odysseus

    Can't wait.

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  • April 2, 2009, 3:12 p.m. CST

    hahahaha

    by Talkbacker with no name

    ok that was great! Boom!

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  • April 2, 2009, 3:12 p.m. CST

    GOLD!!!

    by alaero

    Fucking GOLD!!! looks sweet

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  • April 2, 2009, 3:17 p.m. CST

    FABIOLUSsssss!

    by CENOBITE

    ouch. just watched some Arrested Development on HULU and now this... I don't know if my diaphragm can take any more.

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  • April 2, 2009, 3:18 p.m. CST

    Okay, this made me laugh.

    by DerLanghaarige

    I just wish the dildos were bigger. There is nothing funnier than slapping someone with a fucking big dildo. (And no, this nothing sexual.) Try it! Buy the biggest dildo you can find and slap your best friend with it.

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  • April 2, 2009, 3:18 p.m. CST

    Woah, the gay look

    by seppukudkurosawa

    has done wonders for Sacha's appearance. Maybe more guys should get a metrosexual makeover? Oh wait, they already have!<p> Oh, and on with the honkyish, "I ain't watching that dar movie with them there queers!" talkbacks. Viva la Gay Agenda!

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  • April 2, 2009, 3:23 p.m. CST

    Zjeanius

    by Mysterious_Volvo

  • April 2, 2009, 3:27 p.m. CST

    Funny.

    by fiester

    Heh. SBC is what Tom Green always wished he could have been when he grew up.

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  • April 2, 2009, 3:34 p.m. CST

    Too bad a lot of this one had to be faked.

    by JuanSanchez

  • April 2, 2009, 3:35 p.m. CST

    Any, I repeat ANY

    by ElvisPresLeeHorsleyHarveyOswaldOprahWinFreeJackHorkheimer

    Trailer with dildos in it, is a win in my book!

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  • April 2, 2009, 3:38 p.m. CST

    Okay, I'm sold!

    by m_reporter

    I love Sacha Baron Cohen, I think hes one of the best comedians working today, but I always thought that his Bruno character was kinda boring. <p> This trailer totally sold me on this movie though cause my favorite bits of Borat where when Cohen confronted people with their own prejudices and insecurities. And seems that Bruno is much more of that.

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  • April 2, 2009, 3:52 p.m. CST

    Wow post up less than an hour and it already DOESNT WORK

    by Nobody_Touches_Buddy_Revell

  • April 2, 2009, 3:53 p.m. CST

    goonie. I am thinking the talk show is fake but...

    by Talkbacker with no name

    the audence is real? dunno.

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  • April 2, 2009, 3:54 p.m. CST

    wow..leads off with a AICN quote..

    by Nobody_Touches_Buddy_Revell

    GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WONDER WHAT HARRY'S REVIEW OF THIS IS GOING TO BE LIKE

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  • April 2, 2009, 3:57 p.m. CST

    Looks funny

    by antonphd

    can't wait

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  • April 2, 2009, 4:01 p.m. CST

    SBC is our generation's Peter Sellars

    by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGHTS

    I expect that statement might get me flamed but it's something i believe.

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  • April 2, 2009, 4:01 p.m. CST

    Buddy Revell

    by seppukudkurosawa

    Video still works fine for me. Maybe you should wait until you turn 18 and try again? (Or try loading it on firefox).

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  • April 2, 2009, 4:02 p.m. CST

    Fake TV show, real audience

    by Biffs_Pleasure_Paradise

    At least that's what's been gathered from the few screenings they've had.

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  • April 2, 2009, 4:03 p.m. CST

    I don't care who you are...

    by bigbaldpapa

    That's funny right there.

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  • April 2, 2009, 4:04 p.m. CST

    LOL... enuff said.

    by tbdeinc

  • April 2, 2009, 4:11 p.m. CST

    The DVD will probably have the best material

    by performingmonkey

    The Borat deleted/extended scenes were better than some of the other obviously setup stuff they did to pad out the movie. It's much funnier when you're getting the real reactions from people. This is harder for Sacha to achieve now due to his increased fame. Btw I bet we don't see so many promotional appearances from him AS Bruno. The American audiences wouldn't like this 'fag' on their talk shows, whether he's a comedy character or not!

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  • April 2, 2009, 4:19 p.m. CST

    I wanna see this!

    by Orionsangels

  • April 2, 2009, 4:32 p.m. CST

    Man. I saw a screening of this.

    by CoursinLarry

    And about half the footage in the trailer wasn't even in the cut I saw. I can't wait to see what they wind up releasing in theaters.

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  • April 2, 2009, 4:38 p.m. CST

    It was slapped with an NC-17...

    by Barrock

    So their going to cut it down a bit. :(

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  • April 2, 2009, 4:45 p.m. CST

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    by Sal_Bando

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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  • April 2, 2009, 4:50 p.m. CST

    Haters can suck my willy

    by BadlyDubbedPorn

    dolce and gabbana? HELLOOOO!

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  • April 2, 2009, 4:53 p.m. CST

    Cohen just gets funnier and funnier

    by BALZACS_BALLSAC

    We're really lucky to have someone as ballsy and talented as him around. He's like our generation's Andy Kaufmann but with a Lenny Bruce/Bill Hicks side to it as well. Funny stuff.

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  • April 2, 2009, 4:54 p.m. CST

    Sorry, It Doesn't Look As Funny As Borat

    by BoyNamedSue

    Not a good sign-the Borat trailer was FUNNY! And a lot of what I saw looks more like acting than genuine reality.........I may be proven wrong, however!

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  • April 2, 2009, 4:56 p.m. CST

    I agree with C_B_T_M_L

    by MEGAN_FOXS_CUNT_JUICE

    and this. Looks. Fierce.

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  • April 2, 2009, 5:09 p.m. CST

    looks awesome

    by cifra

    don-t understand the hate... SBC is genius

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  • April 2, 2009, 5:21 p.m. CST

    Love Bruno + Reviews!

    by laraz

    Hey I love Bruno cant wait so i had to give a shout out-besides that fellow geeks and nerds and filmbuffs alike, if you want the best and latest in reviews come check out myspace page its url is www.myspace.com/martinjunior84 hope you all enjoy! If you like and got a myspace account add me as a friend, because facebook sucks!

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  • April 2, 2009, 5:21 p.m. CST

    Love Bruno + Reviews!

    by laraz

    Hey I love Bruno cant wait so i had to give a shout out-besides that fellow geeks and nerds and filmbuffs alike, if you want the best and latest in reviews come check out myspace page its url is www.myspace.com/martinjunior84 hope you all enjoy! If you like and got a myspace account add me as a friend, because facebook sucks!

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  • April 2, 2009, 5:21 p.m. CST

    Love Bruno + Reviews!

    by laraz

    Hey I love Bruno cant wait so i had to give a shout out-besides that fellow geeks and nerds and filmbuffs alike, if you want the best and latest in reviews come check out myspace page its url is www.myspace.com/martinjunior84 hope you all enjoy! If you like and got a myspace account add me as a friend, because facebook sucks!

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  • April 2, 2009, 5:21 p.m. CST

    Love Bruno + Reviews!

    by laraz

    Hey I love Bruno cant wait so i had to give a shout out-besides that fellow geeks and nerds and filmbuffs alike, if you want the best and latest in reviews come check out myspace page its url is www.myspace.com/martinjunior84 hope you all enjoy! If you like and got a myspace account add me as a friend, because facebook sucks!

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  • April 2, 2009, 5:21 p.m. CST

    Love Bruno + Reviews!

    by laraz

    Hey I love Bruno cant wait so i had to give a shout out-besides that fellow geeks and nerds and filmbuffs alike, if you want the best and latest in reviews come check out myspace page its url is www.myspace.com/martinjunior84 hope you all enjoy! If you like and got a myspace account add me as a friend, because facebook sucks!

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  • April 2, 2009, 5:21 p.m. CST

    Love Bruno + Reviews!

    by laraz

    Hey I love Bruno cant wait so i had to give a shout out-besides that fellow geeks and nerds and filmbuffs alike, if you want the best and latest in reviews come check out myspace page its url is www.myspace.com/martinjunior84 hope you all enjoy! If you like and got a myspace account add me as a friend, because facebook sucks!

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  • April 2, 2009, 5:21 p.m. CST

    Love Bruno + Reviews!

    by laraz

    Hey I love Bruno cant wait so i had to give a shout out-besides that fellow geeks and nerds and filmbuffs alike, if you want the best and latest in reviews come check out myspace page its url is www.myspace.com/martinjunior84 hope you all enjoy! If you like and got a myspace account add me as a friend, because facebook sucks!

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  • April 2, 2009, 5:22 p.m. CST

    Love Bruno + Reviews!

    by laraz

    Hey I love Bruno cant wait so i had to give a shout out-besides that fellow geeks and nerds and filmbuffs alike, if you want the best and latest in reviews come check out myspace page its url is www.myspace.com/martinjunior84 hope you all enjoy! If you like and got a myspace account add me as a friend, because facebook sucks!

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  • April 2, 2009, 5:22 p.m. CST

    Love Bruno + Reviews!

    by laraz

    Hey I love Bruno cant wait so i had to give a shout out-besides that fellow geeks and nerds and filmbuffs alike, if you want the best and latest in reviews come check out myspace page its url is www.myspace.com/martinjunior84 hope you all enjoy! If you like and got a myspace account add me as a friend, because facebook sucks!

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  • April 2, 2009, 5:22 p.m. CST

    Love Bruno + Reviews!

    by laraz

    Hey I love Bruno cant wait so i had to give a shout out-besides that fellow geeks and nerds and filmbuffs alike, if you want the best and latest in reviews come check out myspace page its url is www.myspace.com/martinjunior84 hope you all enjoy! If you like and got a myspace account add me as a friend, because facebook sucks!

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  • April 2, 2009, 5:22 p.m. CST

    Love Bruno + Reviews!

    by laraz

    Hey I love Bruno cant wait so i had to give a shout out-besides that fellow geeks and nerds and filmbuffs alike, if you want the best and latest in reviews come check out myspace page its url is www.myspace.com/martinjunior84 hope you all enjoy! If you like and got a myspace account add me as a friend, because facebook sucks!

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  • April 2, 2009, 5:22 p.m. CST

    Love Bruno + Reviews!

    by laraz

    Hey I love Bruno cant wait so i had to give a shout out-besides that fellow geeks and nerds and filmbuffs alike, if you want the best and latest in reviews come check out myspace page its url is www.myspace.com/martinjunior84 hope you all enjoy! If you like and got a myspace account add me as a friend, because facebook sucks!

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  • April 2, 2009, 5:22 p.m. CST

    Love Bruno + Reviews!

    by laraz

    Hey I love Bruno cant wait so i had to give a shout out-besides that fellow geeks and nerds and filmbuffs alike, if you want the best and latest in reviews come check out myspace page its url is www.myspace.com/martinjunior84 hope you all enjoy! If you like and got a myspace account add me as a friend, because facebook sucks!

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  • April 2, 2009, 5:34 p.m. CST

    Hey laraz...

    by Harold-Sherbort

    Go fuck yourself.

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  • April 2, 2009, 5:39 p.m. CST

    comedic genius

    by zapano

    definitely going to see this

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  • April 2, 2009, 5:47 p.m. CST

    Please ban laraz and delete his posts

    by JuanSanchez

    Just as a courtesy to us so we don't have to keep scrolling past them in every damn talkback. Please?

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  • April 2, 2009, 5:49 p.m. CST

    My-Bad!

    by laraz

    I'll only post one every talk back i get the chance, I just hit the post talk one to many times, wont happen again babies!

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  • April 2, 2009, 6:01 p.m. CST

    Mad Respecet for cohen and his dedication to comedy

    by Broseph

    The dude is a sick genius

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  • April 2, 2009, 6:02 p.m. CST

    Hilarious

    by UltimateNicheDirectory

    I'll be there on opening day.

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  • April 2, 2009, 6:04 p.m. CST

    Maybe a REAL Ali G movie next?????????????????????//

    by crackerfarmboy

    Please don't tell me that "He already made an Ali G movie." That wasn't an Ali G movie that was pure shit and you know it.

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  • April 2, 2009, 6:23 p.m. CST

    I am not a SBC fan at all, but I respect his comedy

    by YackBacker

    He's one of the few people out there that challenges the absurdity of our culture. So, even though I don't really laugh at his material, I'm happy to see him out there making these kinds of projects.

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  • April 2, 2009, 6:46 p.m. CST

    right movie at the right time

    by wash

    Homophobes are going to catch AIDS from watching this movie.

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  • April 2, 2009, 7:54 p.m. CST

    Alternative link....

    by InfiniteRegress

    ...for those who can't get it to load, I've put it on YouTube. Get it while it lasts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhbR3hfL0Rg

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  • April 2, 2009, 7:59 p.m. CST

    So are they dropping the "delicious journeys..."

    by Andyrooskie

    ..subtitle? I'd be fine with that. Great traler.

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  • April 2, 2009, 8:04 p.m. CST

    Rednecks provide so much entertainment

    by SexyBeast

    I think it's because they are so belligerent and stupid.

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  • April 2, 2009, 8:06 p.m. CST

    Was that Ron Paul?

    by WhinyNegativeBitch

  • April 2, 2009, 8:10 p.m. CST

    Yes it was Ron Paul

    by Particularly Hard Vato

    Bruno gets undressed and he leaves...

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  • April 2, 2009, 8:15 p.m. CST

    Thats not very libertarian of him

    by WhinyNegativeBitch

  • April 2, 2009, 8:16 p.m. CST

    Second trailer

    by bobsjohnson

    Already up for Bruno: http://tinyurl.com/dgub9z

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  • April 2, 2009, 8:44 p.m. CST

    Very funny but...

    by DarthChimay

    ...does it make me uptight that the scene where he almost gets creamed by a car and he has a child on his handlebar bothers me? I mean, the kid doesn't have any say on whether or not he minds getting hurt for humor. It didn't bother me that he was being used as a prop; just that he was almost crushed by a car.

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  • April 2, 2009, 8:54 p.m. CST

    i highly doubt the baby was in that scene

    by hegele

    when he almost gets hit by the car. he was likely carrying a doll. Nobody in their right mind would put a child through that sort of stunt. I even doubt the baby was on the baggage claim, they likely just placed him there in between takes. looks hilarious, SBC is a genius.

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  • April 2, 2009, 9:12 p.m. CST

    WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD THE WORKPRINT?

    by ChaimBenSexyback

    Fuck Fox.

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  • April 2, 2009, 9:28 p.m. CST

    DarthChimay

    by BadMrWonka

    are you nuts? I'm sure it was a doll or a fake baby. I doubt it was even Cohen...it's movie magic, sir!

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  • April 2, 2009, 9:33 p.m. CST

    There is NO defense...

    by Creative1

    from a two dildo attack. Everyone know that

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  • April 2, 2009, 9:33 p.m. CST

    There is NO defense...

    by Creative1

    from a two dildo attack. Everyone know that

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  • April 2, 2009, 9:44 p.m. CST

    anybody with the name Darth in their user name

    by eoneon

    is still a fuckin virgin! and u know this to be true! man this shit looks great. i'll shell out my cash for this one for sure.

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  • April 2, 2009, 10:24 p.m. CST

    Looks great; now I just have to avoid any more trailers

    by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl

    I really want to go into this movie not knowing what's going to happen next. SBC, so far, can do no wrong.

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  • April 2, 2009, 10:27 p.m. CST

    Age Restricted Videos are retarded

    by slicer

    These "Age Restricted" trailers are so stupid! Who are they protecting?! Any kid with half a brain can think of a birthday that makes them at least 18 years old to type in. Dumb!

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  • April 2, 2009, 10:29 p.m. CST

    you know how to beat those. Right?

    by slicer

    Why would you need to know how to beat those? You know how I got around it? And this may sound crazy.....I typed in my birthday! Shhh, don't tell anyone else how to beat it. This will be our secret. Friggin' dumb!!

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  • April 2, 2009, 10:40 p.m. CST

    I vote . . . no.

    by Royston Lodge

    I was disappointed by Borat, and this doesn't look much better. Borat was great during the unscripted bits with real people, but there was actually precious little of that stuff in the movie. The only bit from this trailer that leaves me with any interest is the idea of him ruining Milan's fashion week. I have a sneaking suspicion that it'll be a very short bit in the movie though.

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  • April 2, 2009, 11 p.m. CST

    yackbacker

    by BALZACS_BALLSAC

    I think if we were watching BORAT together you would laugh, especially when it first came out. I mean, c'mon, seriously...

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  • April 3, 2009, 1:24 a.m. CST

    Laraz

    by ol' painless

    Take you myspace link and go fuck yourself with it, your spam-having cock-knocker.

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  • April 3, 2009, 2:03 a.m. CST

    oh fuck YOU Royston Lodge

    by quantize

    humorless fuck

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  • April 3, 2009, 2:22 a.m. CST

    I constantly laughed during Bruno

    by Quin the Eskimo

    can someone tell me how telling a black audience he named the kid OJ holds up a mirror to prejudice or hypocrisy?

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  • April 3, 2009, 2:52 a.m. CST

    FANTASTIC!

    by ryan74

    absolute GREAT! ahahahahahahahahahah

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  • April 3, 2009, 5:42 a.m. CST

    ugh.

    by Grievey

    I have no problem with gay people, but watching gay sex? Eugh. Nasty.

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  • April 3, 2009, 5:44 a.m. CST

    but...

    by Grievey

    the trailer did look hilarious. And I can always cover my eyes. Cause jeez if ANYthing is a horrorshow...

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  • April 3, 2009, 6:15 a.m. CST

    Thank God for Bruno & Sacha

    by MontyPigeon

    I haven't seen a good comedy on the big screen since Borat. It's as if people are too afraid to offend people these days.

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  • April 3, 2009, 8:10 a.m. CST

    You cut me Shrek. You cut me real deep there.

    by Royston Lodge

    [eyeroll]

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  • April 3, 2009, 8:43 a.m. CST

    Fake Talk show but real guests?

    by beatleMatt

    I've never heard of that talk show, but I bet the audience thought it was a real show... Hilarious!

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  • April 3, 2009, 10:52 a.m. CST

    Wow...that was hilarious!

    by PornKing

    My brother and I watched the trailer and were almost crying just from the shit in that. Sold!

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  • April 3, 2009, 11:43 a.m. CST

    LOL!! yeah you gotta mess with people.

    by FleshMachine

    good for him.

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  • April 3, 2009, 11:57 a.m. CST

    loads fine in firefox

    by FleshMachine

    just sayin

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  • April 3, 2009, 6:43 p.m. CST

    He even looks good as a blonde

    by CherryValance

    That was unexpected. This looks like fun.

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