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‘Dude, What The Hell Is This Disgusting Crap??’ SOUTH PARK 13.4!!

Published at:  Apr 01, 2009 8:39:28 PM CDT

SPOILER ALERT !!



I am – Hercules.


So far this season:
Kenny got his promise ring;
Cartman took on Mysterion; and
Kyle dodged crucifixion.


Comedy Central says of tonight’s installment, “Eat, Pray, Queef”:

Someone played an April Fools joke on the boys and it didn’t go over well. Butters is incapacitated, Cartman is furious and the rest of the boys are afraid someone might do it again.


After tonight, only three more new episodes till October.

10 p.m. Wednesday. Comedy Central.




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Herc Says This Prequel
To Abrams’ Movie Rocks!!



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  • Apr 01, 2009 2:59:05 PM CDT

    First bitches!

    by raymar

  • Apr 01, 2009 3:01:41 PM CDT

    The only bitches on AICN

    by chrth

    are those that post "First"

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  • Apr 01, 2009 3:02:51 PM CDT

    third!

    by dannyd

  • Apr 01, 2009 3:07:32 PM CDT

    great start

    by harrys_site_sucks

    to a great season so far. Keep up the good work M and T

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  • Apr 01, 2009 3:07:58 PM CDT

    QUEEF

    by turketron

  • Apr 01, 2009 3:12:26 PM CDT

    4th graders don't queef!

    by johnnyangel

    At least I hope not!

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  • Apr 01, 2009 3:18:22 PM CDT

    7 episodes? Have they altered that?

    by skimn

    I know they split the seasons, but only 7? Is that right?

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  • Apr 01, 2009 3:36:03 PM CDT

    7 eps...

    by craftybear

    It's a 14-episode season, 7 from March to April and 7 from November to December.

    This looks like a must-watch episode, just to see Cartman's revenge from being queefed on.

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  • Apr 01, 2009 4:00:52 PM CDT

    Parody of "The Caine Mutiny"?

    by reportabuse

    Oh, wait, that was Capt. Queeg. Never mind.

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  • Apr 01, 2009 4:03:45 PM CDT

    I bet it's a Terrence and Phillip episode

    by bean_

    and that the clips in this preview are just clips made to look like a real episode

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  • Apr 01, 2009 4:30:52 PM CDT

    due to the tragic events in hawaii,

    by timahh

    tonights lemiwinks episode will not be shown. Sound familiar? i'm thinking similar situation tonight.

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  • Apr 01, 2009 4:40:05 PM CDT

    timahh

    by obiwankenobi

    what happened in hawaii?

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  • Apr 01, 2009 5:16:09 PM CDT

    One of the best queef references on TV

    by skimn

    Was the Queefer Madness episode on Son Of The Beach.

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  • Apr 01, 2009 5:31:05 PM CDT

    I'm JACKED!!!

    by d'jesus

    so far TP and MS have been knocking them out the park this season. I love this shit!

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  • Apr 01, 2009 6:50:44 PM CDT

    obi wan,

    by timahh

    a few years ago, "due to the tragic events in hawaii, tonights lemminwinks episode will not be shown," was part of an april fools prank they played. They hyped a lemmiwinks episode for weeks, and then instead aired something else. Nothing happened in Hawaii, not now or then.

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  • Apr 01, 2009 7:41:07 PM CDT

    Fantastic season so far...

    by danielkurland

    I personally felt last week's episode, with its Jesus parallels, was one of their smarter written episodes. This one sounds like the worst of the season so far, but we shall see. I'd also be totally up for them doing some sort of April Fool's joke.

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  • Apr 01, 2009 7:45:09 PM CDT

    yea i bet its a terrance and Philip episode too....

    by drbrianoblivion

    ...If i remember a while back in an interview they were saying they wanted to do another one. But then again is that too obvious.

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  • Apr 01, 2009 9:06:50 PM CDT

    Sorry, buddy...

    by doodler

    Quaaf's are funny, guy...


    i love SP's take on Canucks

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  • Apr 01, 2009 9:07:09 PM CDT

    i'm not your buddy!!

    by doodler

  • Apr 01, 2009 9:10:10 PM CDT

    Farts are cool. Queefs are disgusting!

    by iron-kong

    Stupid women.

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  • Apr 01, 2009 9:10:55 PM CDT

    If she had farted on him....

    by doodler

    ...would anyone care? I think not.

    Queefing if fucking disgusting, and comical.

    Eat Pray Queef = Feminist Manifesto

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  • Apr 01, 2009 9:11:33 PM CDT

    Goodbye. here are some cookies.

    by doodler

  • Apr 01, 2009 9:23:03 PM CDT

    The Road Warrior queef...ROFLAMO

    by gawdfather

    This season...wow.

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  • Apr 01, 2009 9:23:46 PM CDT

    holy shit...

    by jryanh

    that martha stewart queef made me laugh harder than i have laughed in weeks... that's sad, but i have to admit it.

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  • Apr 01, 2009 9:24:17 PM CDT

    Uh, I meant ROFLMAO...whoops

    by gawdfather

  • Apr 01, 2009 9:26:04 PM CDT

    Martha Stewart + Road Warrior =

    by doodler

    Peabody award. I demand it.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Apr 01, 2009 9:27:02 PM CDT

    "Road Warrior Queef Seals It" hahaha

    by gawdfather

    Sub-headline of newspaper.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Apr 01, 2009 9:27:35 PM CDT

    No, we think of women as BETTER

    by doodler

    and they shouldn't be rolling in the gutters with the guys.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Apr 01, 2009 9:30:21 PM CDT

    i knew it...

    by jryanh

    i knew they were gonna put up a pic of hilary clinton.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Apr 01, 2009 9:32:27 PM CDT

    hillary-ous

    by docimian

    her queef beat them all.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Apr 01, 2009 9:34:38 PM CDT

    WHERE IS QUEEFER BUKKAKE

    by turketron

    Awesome episode, the Road Warrior queef had me rolling

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  • Apr 01, 2009 10:13:41 PM CDT

    This ep was bad, really bad...but the Road Warrior quee........

    by zillabeast

  • Apr 01, 2009 10:15:07 PM CDT

    By bad I don't mean bad TV

    by zillabeast

    Wow though. So much for fine lines.

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  • Apr 01, 2009 10:31:48 PM CDT

    Maybe I'm Crazy

    by barryap

    But I thought this one was about how one said has spent the last 8 years bashing the president, and now that the shoe is on the other foot, they're pissed when the other side does the same thing.

    Or maybe I'm reading something into this that's not here?

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  • Apr 01, 2009 11:02:34 PM CDT

    yea that may be true barry...

    by drbrianoblivion

    ....but then also on the other side of it... the party that was in office for 8 years considered anyone who spoke out against them unamerican... and now they're the ones relentlessly criticizing the current administration in power, hoping for them to fail... I feel like the worst thing you can do is to try and over intellectualize south park... completely takes away from the funny.

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  • Apr 01, 2009 11:10:42 PM CDT

    Overanalysis

    by barryap

    Oh but it's so fun to intellectualize, especially since it's the only cartoon that actually does anything worth analyzing.

    I realized maybe I just flashed back to the Turd Sandwich vs. Giant Douche episode.

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  • Apr 01, 2009 11:18:47 PM CDT

    My God...

    by jub3i

    This episode was epic good. I'm talking Woodland Critter Christmas good. Thank you, doodler, for making laugh again:

    Martha Stewart + Road Warrior =

    Peabody award. I demand it.Classic. And true.

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  • Apr 01, 2009 11:32:12 PM CDT

    Holy crap, funniest show in ages

    by snowdogs

    I laughed out loud more times during that episode than I have in many seasons of South Park. Matt and Trey are on a roll this season--they're clearly making up for last season. Great job guys!!

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  • Apr 02, 2009 12:20:17 AM CDT

    The Road Warrior queef seals it.

    by fiester

    Indeed. That gag was epic.

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  • Apr 02, 2009 12:22:22 AM CDT

    fucking great episode

    by bloo

    that says it all

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  • Apr 02, 2009 12:44:08 AM CDT

    That episode was fucking dumb.

    by sixtyhurts

    What. The. Fuck?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Apr 02, 2009 1:08:48 AM CDT

    "Herc Says This Prequel To Abrams’ Movie Rocks!!"

    by amy chasing

    Countdown is indeed the best thing to happen to Star Trek since Peter David's novels. Or Ira Steven Behr.

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  • Apr 02, 2009 2:00:45 AM CDT

    WTF was that all about?!

    by raymar

    Now they're just getting bizarre.

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  • Apr 02, 2009 2:12:38 AM CDT

    Don't about Butter's

    by wandering_prophet

    His freakout had me and my friends balling. And id you ever notice every thime they have Martha Stewart on the show she is inserting something into her anus or vagina? The day these guys finally hang it up, that will make me a very sad panda.

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  • Apr 02, 2009 6:54:45 AM CDT

    I PRONOUNCE YOU FARTS AND QUEEFS

    by executiverocker

  • Apr 02, 2009 7:01:43 AM CDT

    Was that a Parody of Sideways??

    by mrjonz72

    lol, havnet seen that movie in a while, but I'm sure it was.

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  • Apr 02, 2009 7:43:03 AM CDT

    "Women as "Better"???

    by kid z

    Are you FN kidding me?!? Women are way, way WORSE! The average guy could never even attempt to get as nasty and pornographic as women are on a daily basis. They just hide it from men pretty well, is all.

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  • Apr 02, 2009 8:08:03 AM CDT

    Unicorn Sneeze

    by jones1899

    I was laughing my ass off more than I've laughed in a LONG TIME. Meanwhile my girlfriend was grossed out and rolling her eyes ...that it until she heard the mythical Unicorn Sneeze. LOL.

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  • Apr 02, 2009 9:08:35 AM CDT

    loved the little poof cloud

    by gotilk

    coming from twixt hilary's legs

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  • Apr 02, 2009 9:37:30 AM CDT

    the boys done it again

    by theexterminator

    lol at sad panda...saaad pandaah

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  • Apr 02, 2009 12:41:21 PM CDT

    Funniest SP in a long, long time

    by noquarter

    Road Warrior Queef had me busting a gut.

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  • Apr 02, 2009 12:46:23 PM CDT

    Kid Z

    by dioxholster

    i dont know why we are labeled as the dirty ones either. if i were a woman i will never do what they do.

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  • Apr 02, 2009 2:52:13 PM CDT

    One of the Best EVAH

    by manzoniman

    Amazing, amazing, amazing. 5 solid laughing until I cried moments - plus an overall brilliant satire. Home run.

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  • Apr 02, 2009 3:41:43 PM CDT

    Lamest episode this run.

    by boosebaster

    Fuck knows what you lot are smoking.

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  • Apr 02, 2009 6:27:00 PM CDT

    boosebaster

    by jub3i

    You want some?

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  • Apr 02, 2009 6:36:12 PM CDT

    no subject

    by doc_hudson

    Why do people continue to hate on the show and watch it?.....If it's really good....we wont let you know?

    They're all good,.....this one just stunck........in a queef way...:)

    BTW,...the two ladies I saw it with were in stitches.

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  • Apr 02, 2009 7:23:12 PM CDT

    I've seen every ep of South Park, & I've never laughed as hard..

    by llghtst0rmer

    ...as I did with the Martha Stewart bit.

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  • Apr 02, 2009 7:26:13 PM CDT

    Kid Z or whoever gets what he means

    by menstrual_blitz

    "The average guy could never even attempt to get as nasty and pornographic as women are on a daily basis."
    What does that mean?

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  • Apr 02, 2009 8:09:04 PM CDT

    not that much hating

    by manzoniman

    other than the usual trolls - consensus seems to be this was a winner in a big way. Doesn't really matter what a few say, most love it, I personally think this is one of the best ever. Extraordinary episode, not only one of the funniest, one of the meatiest.

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  • Apr 02, 2009 8:13:14 PM CDT

    I think it wasnt so much the lemmiwinks ep...

    by rocklobster800

    they were referencing as when the first did it waaaaaay back at the start of the second season when instead of telling people who cartmans father was they had an episode dedicated to Terrence and Phillip...I remember cos I was pretty miffed at the time :S

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  • Apr 02, 2009 8:18:36 PM CDT

    the episode is worth it just for the line...

    by rocklobster800

    "oh come on Randy, how many times have you farted and held my head under the covers?".....God, I love Randy marsh

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  • Apr 02, 2009 8:29:09 PM CDT

    Like everyone else....

    by drewlicious

    I officially lost it at the Road Warrior bit. I'm still laughing.

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  • Apr 02, 2009 8:41:50 PM CDT

    Another hilarious episode...

    by fenrisulfr

    A great season so far.

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  • Apr 02, 2009 9:09:55 PM CDT

    Whenever anyone mentions SOUTH PARK

    by bjornegar

    and cites episodes such as "Trapped in the Closet," "Imaginationland," or, even, "The Coon" as examples of the shows brilliance...
    ...I will remind them of this episode. Then, I will hit them in the face.

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  • Apr 03, 2009 5:55:22 AM CDT

    Man I hated that episode,

    by the penultimate gunslinger

    Didn't find it funny at all. But it looks like I'm in the minority.

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  • Apr 03, 2009 4:41:22 PM CDT

    Really

    by johnnykilroy

    People who gave up on this show after one or two sub-par episodes are really missing out. Are queef jokes now the new fart jokes?

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  • Apr 04, 2009 9:58:35 PM CDT

    Couldn't get into it

    by bizzarrogeorge

    Had a few all right moments, but, uugggghhhhh

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  • Apr 05, 2009 4:47:20 PM CDT

    one question though....

    by the amazing g

    wouldn't a queef not have a smell?

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  • Apr 05, 2009 8:32:45 PM CDT

    I like South Park.

    by monkeylord

    I do. And I usually find most of their episodes brilliant. This one, however, was a misfire for me. Uncomfortable and gross? Yes. Funny? Meh, not so much. The highlight of the episode (sadly) was seeing Terrance and Phillip's tiny little cubic penises... peni? That did illicit a chuckle from me.

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