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Harry Potter Cooler Than John McClane, Jack Bauer, Mad Max and The Batman?? EW Ranks The All-Time 'Coolest' Heroes!!

I am – Hercules!!


Foxy Brown cooler than Iron Man? Nancy Drew cooler than The Batman? Harry Potter cooler than Sanjuro Kuwabatake, Johnny Gray AND the T-800? The little boy with the magic wand? Do I need to rewatch those movies?

Entertainment Weekly has another cover story designed to fire neurons in pleasure centers and annoy fanboys. The rankings:

1. James Bond
2. Indiana Jones
3. Superman
4. Harry Potter
5. Ellen Ripley
6. John McClane
7. Han Solo
8. Buffy The Vampire Slayer
9. Robin Hood
10. Spider-Man
11. Mad Max
12. James T. Kirk
13. Foxy Brown
14. Will Kane
15. Dirty Harry
16. Jack Bauer
17. Nancy Drew
18. Batman
19. Atticus Finch
20. Sydney Bristow

They also pick the 20 best villains. They rank Catherine Trammell above Hans Gruber and J.R. Ewing above Norman Bates, which is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. Sorry, Number Two, Anton Chigurh and ED-209, no room on the list for you so we could make room for the guy who made Bobby Ewing’s life a living hell.

1. The Wicked Witch Of The West
2. Darth Vader
3. Hannibal Lecter
4. The Joker
5. Alex DeLarge
6. Montgomery Burns
7. Catherine Tramell
8. Voldemort
9. Dracula
10. Nurse Ratched
11. J.R. Ewing
12. Norman Bates
13. Frank Booth
14. Annie Wilkes
15. Snow White’s Queen
16. Hans Gruber
17. Michael Myers
18. Gordon Gekko
19. Alex Forrest
20. Jack Torrance

Find explanations for all of EW’s choices, the good and the extraordinarily poor, here.

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lol yeah
by The Amazing G
Mar 28th, 2009
11:02:03 PM

by EmptyWalletProductions
Mar 28th, 2009
11:02:23 PM
nurse ratched is number one villian
by Timahh
Mar 28th, 2009
11:04:09 PM
bizarre
by menstrual_blitz
Mar 28th, 2009
11:04:26 PM
Almost forgot about that show.
by yungb
Mar 28th, 2009
11:05:58 PM
also no hal 9000
by Timahh
Mar 28th, 2009
11:06:21 PM
Shatner Kirk at 12?? Shat got screwed!!!!
by picardsucks
Mar 28th, 2009
11:06:28 PM
And No Khan in the Villians???
by picardsucks
Mar 28th, 2009
11:07:13 PM
Fuck Hitler!
by BackRiverCatfish
Mar 28th, 2009
11:07:40 PM
What?
by Harold-Sherbort
Mar 28th, 2009
11:07:49 PM
Sherlock FUCKING Holmes?
by TheMarineBiologist
Mar 28th, 2009
11:10:11 PM
And where's Roy F-ing Batty in the Villian list??
by picardsucks
Mar 28th, 2009
11:11:03 PM
NONE OF THOSE SO CALLED "HERO'S" COMPARE TO RON JEREMY!!!FACT!!!
by THEFUCKINGCREEPYTHINMAN
Mar 28th, 2009
11:11:14 PM
Right on MarineBio where's Brett Holmes??
by picardsucks
Mar 28th, 2009
11:12:02 PM
WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE TRAILER IS ON QUICKTIME
by funnyhat
Mar 28th, 2009
11:12:38 PM
Frank Booth Taught Me How To Appreciate Women
by Crow3711
Mar 28th, 2009
11:12:58 PM
And No Rocky or Rambo??
by picardsucks
Mar 28th, 2009
11:14:34 PM
Harry Potter being on the list makes it bullshit.
by Mr Spork
Mar 28th, 2009
11:15:43 PM
And what about Von Sydow Ming
by picardsucks
Mar 28th, 2009
11:15:50 PM
Nancy Drew > Sherlock Holmes
by TheMarineBiologist
Mar 28th, 2009
11:16:08 PM
Yeah..
by Harold-Sherbort
Mar 28th, 2009
11:16:16 PM
Tarzan? Zorro? Marshal Dillon? Lone Ranger? Wo Fat? Dr Loveless?
by Fred
Mar 28th, 2009
11:16:40 PM
Mr.Spork
by AgentCross
Mar 28th, 2009
11:18:14 PM
Put the Lotion in the basket
by picardsucks
Mar 28th, 2009
11:19:06 PM
Who the fuck is Will Keane?
by lockesbrokenleg
Mar 28th, 2009
11:20:27 PM
Fuck EW we need an Aintitcool list
by picardsucks
Mar 28th, 2009
11:20:35 PM
This is why no one should ever make these kinds of lists...
by TheMarineBiologist
Mar 28th, 2009
11:21:27 PM
HAL 9000 is not a villian
by Paulseta
Mar 28th, 2009
11:21:35 PM
Superman Really?
by Saen
Mar 28th, 2009
11:24:04 PM
LIES!!!!
by Darkknight37
Mar 28th, 2009
11:24:48 PM
What exactly is "cool" about the Wicked Witch? Huh?
by Iron-kong
Mar 28th, 2009
11:26:26 PM
What a JOKE! >:D
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Mar 28th, 2009
11:27:59 PM
Proof that lists of any sort equal FAIL
by Organs
Mar 28th, 2009
11:30:06 PM
superman /cool.
by alice 13
Mar 28th, 2009
11:31:04 PM
HAL9000
by Harold-Sherbort
Mar 28th, 2009
11:31:28 PM
These lists had to have been made by a woman. A CLUELESS woman.
by Iron-kong
Mar 28th, 2009
11:33:01 PM
It's not even that a list CAN't be made...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Mar 28th, 2009
11:33:02 PM
Husker Adama???
by picardsucks
Mar 28th, 2009
11:34:54 PM
Or a woman made the choices...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Mar 28th, 2009
11:35:29 PM
Ugh.
by DrFritz
Mar 28th, 2009
11:36:00 PM
Buffy at #8 over Mad Max and Dirty Harry? The fuck is that about
by Mr Spork
Mar 28th, 2009
11:40:44 PM
M-O-O-N. That spells "Bizarro world"...
by TomCullen
Mar 28th, 2009
11:41:44 PM
*about?
by Mr Spork
Mar 28th, 2009
11:41:57 PM
god, dont post stupid lists. everyone knows they are bullshit.
by BMacSmith
Mar 28th, 2009
11:43:17 PM
Still can't get past the Wocked Witch being "cool" no less #1
by Iron-kong
Mar 28th, 2009
11:43:23 PM
Wicked. Wocked? haha
by Iron-kong
Mar 28th, 2009
11:43:45 PM
oh and THIS LIST IS RACIST
by BMacSmith
Mar 28th, 2009
11:44:33 PM
I didn't renew my EW subscription after...
by Powers Boothe
Mar 28th, 2009
11:45:05 PM
And where is Wolverine?
by Iron-kong
Mar 28th, 2009
11:47:02 PM
Potter? I've never read the books, but in the
by Dingbatty
Mar 28th, 2009
11:47:12 PM
how the hell
by HebrewLantern
Mar 28th, 2009
11:51:43 PM
No Sanjuro?
by Dingbatty
Mar 28th, 2009
11:56:15 PM
EW is written by and for women and gay men.
by sighborg
Mar 28th, 2009
11:57:39 PM
At least they had the balls to list Nurse Ratched as a villain
by darthpigman
Mar 28th, 2009
11:57:58 PM
OPTIMUS PRIME!!!
by Delagoya
Mar 28th, 2009
11:58:01 PM
Nancy Drew??!!
by TheMcflyFarm
Mar 28th, 2009
11:58:54 PM
No T-800? Are you serious?
by Breotan
Mar 28th, 2009
11:58:56 PM
Where the fuck is Arnold as The Terminator?
by darthpigman
Mar 28th, 2009
11:59:35 PM
Are you 6 years old?
by JonQuixote
Mar 29th, 2009
12:00:30 AM
No Doctor Doom or Lex Luthor? Satan? Sauron?
by Dingbatty
Mar 29th, 2009
12:01:07 AM
WHere the fuck is Bruce Lee?
by mojoman69
Mar 29th, 2009
12:01:09 AM
MOTHERFUCKING DEATHSTROKE!!!
by Delagoya
Mar 29th, 2009
12:02:16 AM
SOLID SNAKE!!!
by Delagoya
Mar 29th, 2009
12:04:21 AM
Dingbatty
by TheMarineBiologist
Mar 29th, 2009
12:05:05 AM
And Golem, Frodo, etc?
by Breotan
Mar 29th, 2009
12:06:21 AM
The Bride and Bill in Kill Bill!
by Delagoya
Mar 29th, 2009
12:07:16 AM
Crispin Glover in Willard!
by Delagoya
Mar 29th, 2009
12:07:48 AM
Kevin Spacey's John Doe in Se7en!
by Delagoya
Mar 29th, 2009
12:08:49 AM
Tyler Durden!
by Delagoya
Mar 29th, 2009
12:09:27 AM
Mr. Glass in Unbreakable!
by Delagoya
Mar 29th, 2009
12:11:17 AM
harry potters a pussybooger
by hellcomestofrogtown
Mar 29th, 2009
12:12:54 AM
Gollum on the Villain's List
by TheMarineBiologist
Mar 29th, 2009
12:15:24 AM
You know what's cool?......
by Fievel
Mar 29th, 2009
12:17:54 AM
Harry Potter higher than Voldemort?
by thevagraunt
Mar 29th, 2009
12:18:04 AM
FACT :
by ObnoxiousCamper
Mar 29th, 2009
12:18:55 AM
Batman didn't even crack top 10!?
by greenstyle92
Mar 29th, 2009
12:20:00 AM
Darkseid would've been on this list.....
by Delagoya
Mar 29th, 2009
12:22:24 AM
Who is Catherine Tramell?
by JuanSanchez
Mar 29th, 2009
12:22:26 AM
Freddy Krueger anyone??????????????????
by crackerfarmboy
Mar 29th, 2009
12:24:27 AM
Harry Potter isn't "cool"
by jimmy_009
Mar 29th, 2009
12:24:29 AM
John T. Chance
by stellanskarsgaard
Mar 29th, 2009
12:24:31 AM
If AICN did the ranking
by JuanSanchez
Mar 29th, 2009
12:28:25 AM
Batman got hosed
by Adelai Niska
Mar 29th, 2009
12:47:11 AM
So many things to say...
by GeneralJackCosmo
Mar 29th, 2009
12:51:15 AM
and the more I think about it
by Adelai Niska
Mar 29th, 2009
12:52:19 AM
well, blofeld not a hero, but an oversight
by Adelai Niska
Mar 29th, 2009
12:53:12 AM
Adelai Niska
by ObnoxiousCamper
Mar 29th, 2009
12:53:42 AM
Adelai Niska
by GeneralJackCosmo
Mar 29th, 2009
12:54:59 AM
they left Shawshank Redemption off their list of the best of the
by BadMrWonka
Mar 29th, 2009
12:58:43 AM
after revenge of the sith
by robamenta
Mar 29th, 2009
01:00:54 AM
How did Voldemort beat Dracula???
by Jarados
Mar 29th, 2009
01:09:16 AM
No Agent Cooper? I don't care.
by StarWarsRedux
Mar 29th, 2009
01:11:14 AM
Foxy Brown?
by phaedrus007
Mar 29th, 2009
01:16:01 AM
Thought of two more: Connor Macleod and
by Dingbatty
Mar 29th, 2009
01:21:09 AM
Keyzer Soze anyone?
by mrbong
Mar 29th, 2009
01:22:17 AM
Zorro was highly influential, as well.
by Dingbatty
Mar 29th, 2009
01:26:21 AM
Doc Savage
by Dingbatty
Mar 29th, 2009
01:30:35 AM
the greatest villians
by GavinVanDraven
Mar 29th, 2009
01:32:36 AM
1. Heath Ledger Joker 1. Christian Bale Batman....you know why?
by Jesiah
Mar 29th, 2009
01:38:05 AM
1. Heath Ledger Joker 1. Christian Bale Batman....you know why?
by Jesiah
Mar 29th, 2009
01:41:54 AM
No Ash for hero? No Scorpio from Dirty Harry?
by malificus
Mar 29th, 2009
01:44:47 AM
the greatest heroes
by GavinVanDraven
Mar 29th, 2009
01:44:56 AM
EW sucks.
by GavinVanDraven
Mar 29th, 2009
01:47:38 AM
can't say i've ever associated the word "cool"
by vaudeville villain
Mar 29th, 2009
01:48:03 AM
The Man With No Name IS numero uno!
by The_Genteel_Gentile
Mar 29th, 2009
02:01:35 AM
Jack Slater and The Ripper demand a recount!
by The_Genteel_Gentile
Mar 29th, 2009
02:02:30 AM
Harry Potter...
by Cujo_Fugate
Mar 29th, 2009
02:03:46 AM
Clarence Boddicker -- Top Villain
by manvark
Mar 29th, 2009
02:07:05 AM
Lieutenant Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti!
by The_Genteel_Gentile
Mar 29th, 2009
02:08:03 AM
Nancy Drew...
by Cujo_Fugate
Mar 29th, 2009
02:11:12 AM
Sardo Numspa!
by The_Genteel_Gentile
Mar 29th, 2009
02:11:55 AM
Where's Aragorn?!
by The_Genteel_Gentile
Mar 29th, 2009
02:14:45 AM
I demand to see Dr. Malcolm
by The_Genteel_Gentile
Mar 29th, 2009
02:15:40 AM
Val Kilmer's Doc Holiday should really be on here.
by The_Genteel_Gentile
Mar 29th, 2009
02:16:42 AM
Magazines use these lists to remind us they still exist.
by Flim Springfield
Mar 29th, 2009
02:16:49 AM
T.L. Jones as Claw Shaw aka Clay Burtrand in JFK!
by The_Genteel_Gentile
Mar 29th, 2009
02:18:27 AM
DIABLO CODY WRITES FOR EW! THAT'S AL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT
by THEFUCKINGCREEPYTHINMAN
Mar 29th, 2009
02:22:52 AM
MARTIN RIGGS!
by The_Genteel_Gentile
Mar 29th, 2009
02:23:11 AM
Why even use the term "Coolest"?
by Qwonk
Mar 29th, 2009
02:24:23 AM
And
by Cujo_Fugate
Mar 29th, 2009
02:25:05 AM
DUTCH! CONAN! JOHN MATRIX! T-800! BEN RICHARDS!
by The_Genteel_Gentile
Mar 29th, 2009
02:28:49 AM
What? No Mal? The Firefly fans will fucking riot.
by lockesbrokenleg
Mar 29th, 2009
02:30:29 AM
Stallone as Robert Rath in Assassins!
by The_Genteel_Gentile
Mar 29th, 2009
02:32:04 AM
Jean Reno as LEON: THE MOTHA-LOVIN' PROFESSIONAL!
by The_Genteel_Gentile
Mar 29th, 2009
02:33:01 AM
Castor Troy from Face/Off!
by The_Genteel_Gentile
Mar 29th, 2009
02:34:11 AM
EW is to entertainment journalism what...
by YackBacker
Mar 29th, 2009
02:36:28 AM
Insp. 'Tequila' Yuen!
by The_Genteel_Gentile
Mar 29th, 2009
02:36:35 AM
I really can't argue with the top ten heroes
by lockesbrokenleg
Mar 29th, 2009
02:37:50 AM
Nicky Santoro!
by The_Genteel_Gentile
Mar 29th, 2009
02:38:48 AM
TYPICAL HORSESHIT LIST FROM EW
by Mullah Omar
Mar 29th, 2009
02:50:40 AM
Norman Bates is a bad guy??!!!?????
by crazybubba
Mar 29th, 2009
02:51:31 AM
Buffy over Spidey and Bats
by Dark Knight Lite
Mar 29th, 2009
03:03:51 AM
The writer very well could be gay
by Dark Knight Lite
Mar 29th, 2009
03:11:51 AM
Mad Max should be no.1
by Motoko Kusanagi
Mar 29th, 2009
03:33:15 AM
Master of Darkness is pure evil
by BMacSmith
Mar 29th, 2009
03:36:53 AM
Cool Hand Luke...
by Feral Aristocrat
Mar 29th, 2009
04:22:10 AM
Joker at # 4 - that's all that matters.
by Pagliacci
Mar 29th, 2009
04:49:33 AM
And Alexander DeLarge wasn't bad...just misunderstood.
by Pagliacci
Mar 29th, 2009
04:50:40 AM
Excluding Luke, here are my own top twenty
by Feral Aristocrat
Mar 29th, 2009
05:15:42 AM
Whoever made these lists should be shot and hanged
by Mr_Incredible
Mar 29th, 2009
05:27:33 AM
Max...
by SunTzu77
Mar 29th, 2009
05:31:17 AM
I don't read shit rags like EW
by kafka07
Mar 29th, 2009
06:05:04 AM
Not sure if Harry Potter should be so high, but...
by Col. Tigh-Fighter
Mar 29th, 2009
06:18:02 AM
Agent Smith belongs on....
by travis-dane
Mar 29th, 2009
06:28:42 AM
Number One Villains = Everyone On Wall Street
by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGH TS
Mar 29th, 2009
06:29:22 AM
Yeah, no Gollum is a serious oversight.
by technosnob
Mar 29th, 2009
06:42:05 AM
a list written by someone who's only seen 30 films.
by Obscura
Mar 29th, 2009
07:27:05 AM
Biased
by Mad-Maximus
Mar 29th, 2009
07:44:39 AM
This list was created by a 14 year old closeted emo boy.
by dr sauch
Mar 29th, 2009
07:51:25 AM
how the hell do you rank anything by "coolest"
by walrusholder
Mar 29th, 2009
07:55:19 AM
The Doctor isn't there. Number Six isn't there.
by StarWarsRedux
Mar 29th, 2009
08:17:03 AM
POS List
by Tobiwise
Mar 29th, 2009
08:44:19 AM
Atticus Finch? How Pretentious
by A-COD
Mar 29th, 2009
08:58:35 AM
Michael Myers
by rdcranium
Mar 29th, 2009
09:15:08 AM
Who Cares?
by Charlie_Allnut
Mar 29th, 2009
09:23:58 AM
The Lord of the Rings?
by johnnyangel
Mar 29th, 2009
09:26:39 AM
Two character from Harry Potter
by johnnyangel
Mar 29th, 2009
09:28:51 AM
Fuck this list with no RAMBO, ROCKY or TERMINATOR!
by ABking
Mar 29th, 2009
09:31:28 AM
As Dumb As This List Is...
by Crow3711
Mar 29th, 2009
09:48:23 AM
And Atticus is only on there as a "bone"
by Crow3711
Mar 29th, 2009
09:51:22 AM
I first read the headling as "Harry Potter cooler than John McCa
by spectrebeeyatch
Mar 29th, 2009
10:07:34 AM
Blade #1 coolest hero, Ledger's Joker #1 coolest villain.
by Leafar the Lost
Mar 29th, 2009
10:21:30 AM
Nacy Drew Cooler than Batman?
by General_Veers
Mar 29th, 2009
10:22:06 AM
I Hate Greatest Lists
by MANZILLA
Mar 29th, 2009
10:26:34 AM
Atticus Finch vs Freddy Krueger
by johnnyangel
Mar 29th, 2009
10:31:05 AM
I tried not to be wound up, but....
by Keith Maniac
Mar 29th, 2009
10:39:38 AM
I think it's cool that Michael Myers is the only slasher on the
by The Reluctant Austinite
Mar 29th, 2009
11:00:35 AM
Where is Grammaton Cleric John Preston??
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Mar 29th, 2009
11:12:08 AM
Solid Snake was robbed
by Chutch
Mar 29th, 2009
11:14:28 AM
This is why EW sucks, only the SK column is good
by SoylentMean
Mar 29th, 2009
11:38:13 AM
ELLEN RIPLEY YES- BUT NO ALIEN?
by S_Rorschach
Mar 29th, 2009
11:39:24 AM
Crap like this is why I let my subscription run out
by Jack Burton
Mar 29th, 2009
11:54:02 AM
they are kidding right...
by gringostar
Mar 29th, 2009
11:57:37 AM
Nancy Drew, whose origin...
by TheMarineBiologist
Mar 29th, 2009
12:04:42 PM
The Villains List
by TheMarineBiologist
Mar 29th, 2009
12:07:40 PM
Harry Potter can fuck right off.
by kwisatzhaderach
Mar 29th, 2009
12:11:07 PM
I love EW, but these lists are a bit nuts.
by a goonie
Mar 29th, 2009
12:16:03 PM
These lists are bullshit...
by The Eskimo
Mar 29th, 2009
12:23:32 PM
What the motherfuck?
by phallix trebek
Mar 29th, 2009
12:23:37 PM
No Daniel Plainview?
by skoolbus
Mar 29th, 2009
12:37:26 PM
We need an anit-heror list
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Mar 29th, 2009
12:43:13 PM
Hal 9000 is not a villain the same way
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Mar 29th, 2009
12:48:04 PM
Sydney Bristow?
by SkidMarkedUndies
Mar 29th, 2009
01:06:35 PM
Sarah Connor!
by Johnny Smith
Mar 29th, 2009
01:29:55 PM
Potter is cool?
by baaba_pappa
Mar 29th, 2009
01:30:12 PM
To hell with Harry Potter...
by jimmy rabbitte
Mar 29th, 2009
01:43:55 PM
gollum is not the villain
by GavinVanDraven
Mar 29th, 2009
01:48:31 PM
Me thinks 'El-Chicko' makey 'El-Listo'
by uberman
Mar 29th, 2009
01:50:47 PM
They don't understand "cool"
by criticalbliss
Mar 29th, 2009
01:52:02 PM
Charlie Chaplin's...
by London_is_dead85
Mar 29th, 2009
01:55:14 PM
I would put Mavra at the top of this list!
by The_Man_Behind_The_Curtain
Mar 29th, 2009
01:59:06 PM
Superman deserves his spot on the list
by AshyLarry81
Mar 29th, 2009
01:59:55 PM
BARELY WORTH THE COMMENT
by DatoMan413
Mar 29th, 2009
02:01:28 PM
and fuck Catherine Trammell too!
by AshyLarry81
Mar 29th, 2009
02:03:27 PM
I love Potter
by Mr Gorilla
Mar 29th, 2009
02:11:51 PM
Drew McWeeny didn't make EITHER list
by Lenny8
Mar 29th, 2009
02:21:51 PM
Gordon effing Gecko??
by BillboeFett
Mar 29th, 2009
02:37:09 PM
No Power Puff Girls!!!
by Mockingbuddha
Mar 29th, 2009
02:38:51 PM
Aint It Shit News
by batman713
Mar 29th, 2009
02:46:23 PM
No Jack Bauer or Sydney Bristow
by Acquanetta
Mar 29th, 2009
02:54:41 PM
If "Cool" is the criterion..
by SutureSelf
Mar 29th, 2009
03:22:25 PM
TIME WARNER owns EW.
by cloudrider`
Mar 29th, 2009
03:33:40 PM
hype just in time for the new potter movie
by cloudrider`
Mar 29th, 2009
03:34:20 PM
EW lists = pointless
by otm shank
Mar 29th, 2009
03:35:34 PM
Crybaby? Mrs. Commely??
by MundaneHymn
Mar 29th, 2009
03:37:47 PM
What we must remember
by daggor
Mar 29th, 2009
03:37:58 PM
What the Hell.
by december
Mar 29th, 2009
04:16:22 PM
otm shank
by InActionMan
Mar 29th, 2009
04:26:29 PM
Here it is
by InActionMan
Mar 29th, 2009
04:30:03 PM
What the fuck is their definition of cool?
by RevengeOfJobu
Mar 29th, 2009
04:46:15 PM
Buffy? WTF?
by Nizzuts
Mar 29th, 2009
05:08:24 PM
????
by L.H.Puttgrass
Mar 29th, 2009
05:08:53 PM
Where's a Bad Mutherfuckers List
by SlickRick
Mar 29th, 2009
05:18:29 PM
BEN FUCKIN LINUS
by ToughGuyRizzo
Mar 29th, 2009
05:30:08 PM
Superman is cool?
by Immortal_Fish
Mar 29th, 2009
05:35:30 PM
He-man?
by iownyou
Mar 29th, 2009
06:00:08 PM
Harry Potter's wand shrank in the presence of Hermoine Granger
by FeralAngel
Mar 29th, 2009
06:12:58 PM
This is just dumb.
by JDanielP
Mar 29th, 2009
06:17:19 PM
Dirty Harry at 15?
by OutlawsDelejos
Mar 29th, 2009
07:10:46 PM
OLD HEROES WERE COOLER...
by Continentalop
Mar 29th, 2009
07:14:04 PM
The Emperor
by manvark
Mar 29th, 2009
07:37:58 PM
NO J-DIZZLE???????
by J-Dizzle
Mar 29th, 2009
07:48:43 PM
Where's the Bandit?
by IndyCollector
Mar 29th, 2009
08:19:36 PM
how in hell
by frank cotton
Mar 29th, 2009
09:48:17 PM
No John Crichton or Scorpius?!
by Dinsdale12
Mar 29th, 2009
10:58:37 PM
Commendant Cleavage? Come on!
by Dinsdale12
Mar 29th, 2009
11:03:09 PM
NO GOOCH FROM DIFF'RENT STROKES???
by Cletus Van Damme
Mar 29th, 2009
11:40:34 PM
Dont know if this has been posted here yet...
by DrBrianOblivion
Mar 29th, 2009
11:49:50 PM
Also his mandalorian dance is fucking hilarious...
by DrBrianOblivion
Mar 29th, 2009
11:53:15 PM
NEW RULE: Jesiah is a big fat sissy
by Bill Maher
Mar 30th, 2009
12:13:26 AM
Godzilla should have been on both top 20 lists
by Spifftacular Squirrel Girl
Mar 30th, 2009
12:15:14 AM
NEW RULE: This list ROCKS!
by Bill Maher
Mar 30th, 2009
12:18:11 AM
NEW RULE: No pussy shots from Freddy Kruger!
by Bill Maher
Mar 30th, 2009
12:21:53 AM
Frank the Pug
by i.baronvladimir
Mar 30th, 2009
12:23:49 AM
The Equalizer
by Dingbatty
Mar 30th, 2009
01:28:12 AM
Ain't it Lame, not actually News
by phool2056
Mar 30th, 2009
01:36:00 AM
Nancy Drew is a heroine!
by lockesbrokenleg
Mar 30th, 2009
02:19:41 AM
No Goldfinger? Dr No? Oddjob? Hugo Drax
by lockesbrokenleg
Mar 30th, 2009
02:20:39 AM
Annoyingly and transparently calculated.
by ides
Mar 30th, 2009
02:58:10 AM
Catherine Tramell?
by Lost Jarv
Mar 30th, 2009
04:01:29 AM
Hercules is the coolest hero ever
by CuervoJones
Mar 30th, 2009
04:11:04 AM
Alex is HARDLY a villain
by ricarleite2
Mar 30th, 2009
06:55:43 AM
Wicked Witch? Worse than Vader? OH! They're gay.
by BurnHollywood
Mar 30th, 2009
07:02:46 AM
Batman > Superman
by Thundercats73
Mar 30th, 2009
07:27:05 AM
where da fuck is Ash?
by just pillow talk
Mar 30th, 2009
07:29:17 AM
If the Joker ended up in Oz...
by Thundercats73
Mar 30th, 2009
07:31:16 AM
"This is my Boom Stick...
by Thundercats73
Mar 30th, 2009
07:32:15 AM
"Smile you son of a bitch"
by I AM ROCKO
Mar 30th, 2009
07:48:47 AM
Yes, where the fuck is Ash?
by Franklin T Marmoset
Mar 30th, 2009
07:50:39 AM
Blade would never drink a Martini
by Franklin T Marmoset
Mar 30th, 2009
07:53:20 AM
Indiana Jones, I'm willing to concede, is pretty cool
by Franklin T Marmoset
Mar 30th, 2009
07:57:32 AM
And where's Frank Martin the Transporter?
by Franklin T Marmoset
Mar 30th, 2009
08:01:14 AM
Having see Chocolate recently...
by Franklin T Marmoset
Mar 30th, 2009
08:08:12 AM
Also, bonus points for Zen
by Franklin T Marmoset
Mar 30th, 2009
08:10:14 AM
And what about Capt. Damien Tomaso?
by Franklin T Marmoset
Mar 30th, 2009
08:16:40 AM
EW sucks
by Beezbo
Mar 30th, 2009
08:41:30 AM
The Man With No Name
by Hamtaro Hentai
Mar 30th, 2009
08:58:06 AM
Scorpius and John Crichton rule!
by Animation
Mar 30th, 2009
09:55:19 AM
What about Capt. Sully vs. the Hudson River?
by MrMysteryGuest
Mar 30th, 2009
10:08:33 AM
Salma Hayek has some great breasts
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Mar 30th, 2009
10:13:38 AM
Shaft is definetely the coolest
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Mar 30th, 2009
10:21:36 AM
harry potter?
by palewook
Mar 30th, 2009
10:21:52 AM
Cloverfield vs. New York City?
by MrMysteryGuest
Mar 30th, 2009
10:23:37 AM
Rowling get 2 and Tolkein gets none?
by TheLastCleric
Mar 30th, 2009
10:29:55 AM
HAL, Ash, He-Man and stuff.
by a goonie
Mar 30th, 2009
10:31:43 AM
How can you have no Tango and Cash on the hero list?
by Atticus Finch
Mar 30th, 2009
10:59:50 AM
Where is the hot Asian girl from AUDITION on this list?
by MrSentinel
Mar 30th, 2009
11:08:17 AM
What?!! No Gandalf...
by morGoth
Mar 30th, 2009
11:27:49 AM
Surprised Obama isn't #1...
by eustisclay
Mar 30th, 2009
11:40:08 AM
Gollum isn't a villian?
by morGoth
Mar 30th, 2009
11:42:25 AM
The Rifleman?
by morGoth
Mar 30th, 2009
11:45:35 AM
You know who's cooler than all these bitches?
by HoboCode
Mar 30th, 2009
12:53:02 PM
Best villian: Terl from "Battlefield Earth"
by AzulTool
Mar 30th, 2009
01:02:29 PM
No Over the Top? Fuck You.
by Stuntcock Mike
Mar 30th, 2009
02:05:21 PM
SUPERMAN=BATMAN
by Aquanaut
Mar 30th, 2009
02:45:26 PM
Buffy? That's got to be a joke
by chien_sale
Mar 30th, 2009
03:48:26 PM
Where the hell is Wolfman Jack?
by TheFug
Mar 30th, 2009
05:31:35 PM
Villains list is mostly BS
by scors54
Mar 30th, 2009
06:48:08 PM
Ohh and ...
by scors54
Mar 30th, 2009
06:52:52 PM
Jesus Christ should be #1 hero, and the Devil the #1 villain.
by Leafar the Lost
Mar 30th, 2009
08:50:07 PM
John Wayne
by Mgmax
Mar 30th, 2009
09:06:18 PM
Bauer should be number 1.
by SID 8.0
Mar 30th, 2009
09:10:31 PM
Catherine Trammell?? Really?
by smackfu
Mar 31st, 2009
08:36:30 AM
Leafar the Lost
by smackfu
Mar 31st, 2009
08:42:19 AM
Operation: Shoot Fish in a Barrel...
by popcultureADD
Mar 31st, 2009
10:19:00 AM

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