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Mmm Pony Tails... Script Girl is back with this week's report!
Hey folks, Harry here with your very own fave, Script Girl - She's looking especially cute this week - and has some good stuff to tell us about!
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Cunt Alert!!
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Ponytail is a completely different type of hairstyle.
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..but I'm digging the lower cut tied shirt and those blowjob handle pigtails. Good times..
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where is it?
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like Fat and Curious says. Those are pigtails, not A ponytail.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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She also said "eponymous," but I prefer the former.
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...but it sure smells good!
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feel funky in my groin area. She looking good.
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I'm figuring that going by the 2 movie posters always behind her, you could decipher at least down to the names of a couple different producers who exactly it is in town that she works for. Has anyone ever figured out based on those bottom left & right corners what movies the posters are for?
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How dare you sexist bastards go after Script Girl? She is obviously quite smart and has her shit together. I liked the Stooges / A&C / Arbuckle stuff this week, heh.
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If it weren't for those mind-numbingly unfunny skits.
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Was actually kind of funny. That's a first for one of these mind-numbingly unfunny skits.
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AICN doesn't need to post shit like this?
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Mmmm, pigtails.
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its like something grandma wears for baking the cookies
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And in the spirit of SG...let's all refer our comments to last weeks report, as she is giving us last weeks' news anyway. Two can play at that game.
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Eat it, bitch!
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where is it?
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Mar 28, 2009 4:50:30 PM CDT
Once again, love the still image, didn't listen to the rest.
by dr sauch
She really is hot though.
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The cover shot always makes her look better. Well, until she talks.
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Mar 28, 2009 5:01:18 PM CDT
re: the posters behind her - voodoo starring corey feldman
by mysterious_volvo
yeah going off one of her earlier videos showing a little more of the poster, it belongs to a movie called Voodoo, starring Corey Feldman, form way back in 1995. So whoever her 'producer' boss is he hasnt worked since 2001. The two companies listed as producers for that movie are Planet Productions, that hasnt made a movie since 1999 and The Image Organization who hasnt made a film since 2001. And when they did make films, they all sucked like Voodoo.
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Mar 28, 2009 5:05:06 PM CDT
Ah, the excitement of a new Script Girl youtube video!
by christian_bale_trashed_my_lights
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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...vaguely vulgar sexual innuendo here*
HAH! You thought I was going to say something else didn't ya? -
... we discuss things more interesting than cleaveage.... like menstrual cycles and Joaquin Phoenix. zone.aintitcool.com/index.php
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in what she was saying. Could have been the people she was talking about or just gettimg immune for her cuteness. I'll get back to you with an answer after I jerked off.
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Brian DiMuccio and Dino Vendini. She's also doing one or both. Dino posts as Dino_V and Brian posts as JackNancesRevenge. There ya go.
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THESE ARE THE MISTAKES WE CAN'T AFFORD TO MAKE!!!
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i wonder who that could be?
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this is getting ridiculous
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who has totally lost it since Harry banned him from these talkbacks.
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do you discuss Joaquin Phoenix's menstrual cycles?
Oh, c'mon, you *know* he bleeds every 28 days.
Even if it's out his nose
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to write those vile, sophomoric entries about Scriptgirl and Harry in the urban dictionary that you posted a few weeks back. Why can't you let it go? You scare me man. You have gone to a dark place that is way beyond sane behavior.
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Because of all you horny 12 year olds that populate this site and destroy it? These "reports" are offensive and SEXIST! If it was some asshole dude just reading shit out of the trades like she does he would get nowhere. Glad to see we've come so far with women's rights that a chick still has to show her tits to get attention. Pathetic.
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wants to do a weekly tongue in cheek bit and you guys whine.
get in the spirit of things
This is cute and fun.
Take it in the spirit it's given -
not less!
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sexist? blah blah blah
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...like a gratuitous tit-shot. Lighten the fuck up you homos. This is AICN; any journalistic integrity is a figment of your imagination. I know you all prefer to get your news from fellow fat, sweaty, neck-bearded miscreants, but tits won't give you cooties, I swear. Quit crying.
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Where da Windex at?
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http://www.chud.com/articles/articles/15911/1/DOES-SCRIPTGIRL-SHOP-EROTIC/Page1.html and http://www.thebadandugly.com/2008/08/11/um-does-scriptgirl-sell-dildos/ and http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/07/14/quentin-tarantinos-inglorious-bastards-not-sold-to-miramax/ and http://station.newteevee.com/2008/09/23/scriptgirl-fails-to-make-the-sale/. But by all means, it's just one guy that hates you. A guy you say is me. Ignore everyone else in the talkback, by the by. Idiot.
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What the Hell are you babbling about?
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wow man, you're a fucking game-changer. you're really breaking the mold on these forums. i think you opened a lot of eyes dude. calling everyone here fat, defending script girl like the internet white knight you are. its really refreshing to hear from someone who has a sick social life like you, who gets girls like SG all the time and really understands that everyone here is just jealous. do you maybe have a newsletter i could subscribe to? because your ideas are mind blowing. mind blowing.
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Script Girl is as hot as a Arizona sidewalk in July.
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Go out in public. Take a look around. You can find someone more attractive who you have a chance with. And that's not intended as a dig on you. I'm just saying there's plenty of awesome chicks out there who are far more interesting than this annoying and unfunny 'scriptgirl.'
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For proving my point with such dramatic clarity with that little link fest above. You are taking this all too much to heart. It is not normal. You need to get help. If not, you will spiral into a dangerous fractured reality where obsessive thinking will drive you to hurt yourself, or worse, someone else.
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So you understood what this amateur named ChocoReign was babbling about? I couldn't make out words so much as fucking gibberish.
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fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
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That is one of the most degrading usernames I've ever seen on AICN. Kudos.
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Mar 28, 2009 6:38:22 PM CDT
When oh when will we get "Script Girl" in Real3D?
by the reluctant austinite
Please, ScriptGirl, look into 3-D, it's apparently the future of cinema. James Cameron says so! We'll accept the old red/blue glasses if necessary, but we need to she your--uh, reports in 3-D.
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I can't believe this useless cow hasn't created a wiki page for herself yet. Someone should get on that.
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is not a skill you possess. Or at least online reading comprehension. There are things called "links", and you can "highlight" these "links" and read what the sites say that these "link" lead you to. Are you sure you're on the right site? Is MySpace, with the pretty colors and sparkly letters more your speed? Here, you guys like UD so much, I found something on there that you can personally take to heart- http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=internet+white+knight
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You've earned a place on my 'degrading username' list.
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I actually have a couple scabs on my dick.
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Oh, I'd say I have a fair bit of comprehension in terms of links. Enough that I wouldn't post full links in a Talkback, when Talkbacks break them up. What you want is www.tinyurl.com - they'll shorten those links for you. Now, onto your actual point... sorry, I STILL don't know what you're babbling about. As in, why are you posting such pointless shite that has fuck all to do with anything and, more importantly, isn't amusing?
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My bad. I didn't know... I DIDN'T KNOW.
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Why? From the text, I can tell they're not exactly going to be insightful articles.
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No matter how many industry sites you spam, no matter how many weeks this is on here... it just ain't ever gonna happen. This site has become a joke. Everyone from Patton Oswalt to Brian Bendis knows this. The YA fiction, this crap, Harry posting random crap, Hercules paying his bills via Amazon links... does anyone wonder what the fuck happened? Honestly. Look, "John", when Script Girl is on network television for accomplishing something, when she's receiving an industry award, when her name is in the credits of something beyond a direct-to-DVD feature by the makers of "Little Witches", I will eat crow merrily. But you and I know that the same dudes come here posting with the same opinion: this blows, and it's insulting to everyone's intelligence. Ignore what I write. Read what everyone else does. Let it sink in. Scumcock. NeilF. FuckMichaelBay. brock landers baby. Catvutt. Countless talkbackers. Countless sites. One opinion. This. Sucks. Shit.
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The advantage for me is I can pick those scabs off my unit and rail a chick in the ass dry and still feel like it's been lubed.
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I agree with you there. Still long-winded as FUCK, but you raise a valid point.
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That is more than I needed to know, but good for you. I guess.
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Actually the Slashfilm article shows quite cleanly just how much she gets totally wrong, and the Newteevee article is written from a woman's perspective. No vulgarity found in those. Give them a read. Open your mind to arguments other than your own. Isn't that how this country got into this mess? The ostrich "la-la-la-if-I-don't-see-it-it-can't-hurt-me" position? You may think I'm an asshole, fair enough. All I'll ask is that you listen to almost every other person in this talkback over the weekend, and explore the previous two articles, which are quite well reasoned, I assure you. After all, everything is subjective and it's ultimately just differing opinions. My opinion? Shit sandwich.
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I guess that's all that matters right? Have you guys never heard of RedTube or PornHub? Why the fuck would anyone care about this chick? You want to jerk off go watch some fucking porn. Otherwise, you're all a bunch of sexist morons jabbering on about her tits or wanting to see her tits. Have some fuckin' dignity, jesus, I know it's asking a lot out of you fucks, but try.
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I don't need those articles to know that she's useless and pointless. And I don't recall defending her.
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Plain and simple. That's why she begs for ratings and subscriptions.
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Finally, someone I'm not angry with/scared of/horrified by/amused by.
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Now, let's not give this YouTube video any more attention!
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a deeper hole for yourself, don't you? That dark pit of self loathing you wallow in. Oh sure, you externalize that seething hate into rants against seemingly random internet personalities who you feel have wronged you...but it doesn't take a PhD. to see through that shallow ruse. I would seriously recommend anti-depressants until you can get your life back on an even keel. And anti-psychotics should those fail to inhibit your bizarre behavior. Best of luck.
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Some 15,000 watched SG on Harry last week (according to the youtube links). The hate spewing freaks in this talkback are but a mewling, insignifcant minority.
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i've long since stopped listening to her... er, whatever it is that she does, but from the still images it's clear that the desperation is sinking in deeper and deeper as the weeks progress.
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Drop me your email addy. I'm dying to let you cornhole me.
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Far be it for me to defend an shitbag like IHateYouAllSoMuch, but it is YOU sir that needs help. I don't know who the fuck you are, but it's obvious you're in the tank for ScriptGirl for who knows what fucking reason. Maybe you're her, maybe you work for her, maybe you think by saying these things she'll want you or something, I don't know, but what I do know is this, ANYONE who thinks this bullshit chick should be defended is a loser of the highest order. Now go back to wanking off or whatever you do.
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That's my point: She makes the shit for YouTube, NOT for AICN. The "minority" that doesn't like her, which might be majority here on AICN, don't want her here. Keep the YouTube show going. We just don't want it here.
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in my mothere basement.
I set in motion my plans to win her heart.
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i dont want to see someone degrade herself in sequence like that. i will tell her mom.
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I can't believe they are doing a "MMM" movie...I used to love my "MMM" action figure. Those where the days when "space" was exciting. I hope they include the green alien with the "see thru" brain (lol). -
who makes fun of the ubernerd is OK with me. EBONIC PLAGUE is correct. always. what's wrong with cleavage?
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For the first time, I actually watched this donkey ball shit, and after a 1:06, I had to turn it off!
Wow, I don't get it.. . . I mean wow, I really don't get it. She's basically reading from The Hollywood reporter and Variety. What makes this so cool? please, tell me. . .what makes this so cool? She average in the looks department and as I read some of the other posts. . ..come on guys, her boobs are nothing to write home about. And I agree with some of you that there are waaaaay better places to get excited on the internet. This chick is not funny, and she's kind of annoying.
But at least I actually took a look, even though it was only 1:06. so now I can comment.
and by the way, if you guys want this so called 'script girl' from this site. STOP COMMENTING IN THE TALKBACK! very simple. I for one will not click on the link again. Awful. -
I'm gonna say that every week.
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If your hate boner lasts longer than 4 hours, please see a physician.
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Tits starting to sag.
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You obviously don't visit here much. There is no boss. Shes a last ditch desperate attempt at gaining access to hollywood by Brian DiMuccio and some other fat loser friend of his.
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to be on youtube.
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...DiMuccio's high point as a writer was "Spotlight On Location: The Mummy Returns". Didn't he get attacked by a tiger too?
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Why do you post under a mans name? Are people here fapping to a trap?
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...One way or the other. Maybe if she was taking it in the ass I'd watch a video or two. I just like coming here to laugh at three fucking desperate losers and their shitty youtube videos. If they stopped posting the talk backs, AICN would lose one of its funniest regular columns.
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What don't you get? Scriptgirl herself is a fat attention whore no one gives a fuck about. However, forewarned with the knowledge of who John T Chance and and Dino V and jack nance are, the talkbacks become comedy gold. Without the efforts of Ihateyouallsomuch and co. there would be no lulz to be had.
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I can't believe CAA no longer validates parking.
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Those are PIG tails, not PONY tails. U been pwned!!1!
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Those are PIG tails, not PONY tails. U been pwned!!1!
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I'm not sure an audience of 15 can grant you Internet Personality status. This is some fat chick reading the news while her fat boyfriend videotapes it. It's not Spaghetti Cat or Boxxy. Don't get carried away.
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Who designed SG's look this week? Buck Owens or Roy Clark?
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This week, she reminded me of bit of Barbi Benton as well.
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Whats a Barbi Benton?
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No. No similarity. Is this One of the holy trinity posting under a new name?
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for some reason my penis cant reach her cleavage.
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...A communal humping mattress in a filthy inner city crack den. Soiled and torn, a cock sized hole cut into the foam, so hard and sharp from the years of homeless crackhead cum caked across its interior that it scratches your dick as you furiously use it facilitate masturbation. Then you get AIDS. Which still feels better than watching the collected works of Script Girl.
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Whoever you are...at least spell my name right for Christ's sake! Didn't you have trouble with some spelling last week too?
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Take it easy. She's just a girl with boobs and a brain. A rare combo, indeed. Enjoy.
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There's more drama in this TB than an episode of L Word. Embarassing really.
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Script Girl had a half page ad in there. It was an old photo but looked good.
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showed some leg and booty
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the same guy who was mauled with Sharon Stone present--or was that someone else?
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were just the ones from AICN. My point being that no matter how inflated an idea the bully bunch here has of the value of their opinions, they are just a small, vocal, and particularly bitchy MINORITY
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here on AICN obviously steer well clear of this, and probably all, talkbacks. Can you dig it or did I lose you?
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Mar 28, 2009 9:56:32 PM CDT
How come all these "film people" all look the same?
by gibsonusa returns
They all have that artsy Wheres Waldo look. They all have that same vibe. U know what i mean.
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...Rare? Maybe on AICN, I suppose.
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I have never made any secret of the fact that I'm a fan of what she does and that she lead me to AICN rather than the other way around. I have exchanged a few pleasant emails with her on various social platforms and she has never been less than helpful, witty, and self-effacing.
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That is the absurd charge leveled against anyone who dares to dig ScriptGirl's work by the most looney and paranoid element amongst us.
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Mar 28, 2009 10:06:08 PM CDT
i am likking that pic of her this week. she looks like she wants
by lobo-tor
nd I would angry fuck her back into a splooge induced coma. respectfully.
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and my jism has healing powers and tastes like cotton candy and unicorn tears!! or so Im told.
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edge of our seats!!! Why do I bother. This is the definition of a lost cause.
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is this really such a big deal that you need to whine about it week after week after week? seriously if you hate this then just don't click these stories and pretend they aren't even here, it's surprisingly easy
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I don't read these TBs usually. But I bet that "T" stands for titties.
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omg you are so right! these film people do look the same!
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would any of you believe me?
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Simple as that.
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Nice pair of tits and that's about it.
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Mar 28, 2009 11:10:42 PM CDT
Yes, let Script Girl do her shit-shtick, just not here...
by james_o'nasty
Problem fucking solved. No more assholes, just teenagers worshipping her tits.
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Mar 28, 2009 11:13:48 PM CDT
HI, I'M SCRIPTGIRL AND I'LL SUCK OFF ANYONE TO BECOME FAMOUS!!!F
by thefuckingcreepythinman
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No one believes you don't work for/on these stupid shitty videos. Your motives are obvious and transparent. Even more so when you spout out facts and figures that no one would care about UNLESS they worked on these shitty videos.
Dino, "She's just a girl with boobs and a brain. A rare combo." So most women don't have brains? You're a misogynist and you look like a pedophile.
By the by, Little Witches was so fucking horrible that it left a bad taste in my mouth and makes me cringe whenever I think about how fucking awful it was. It's a hate crime masquerading as a movie. It's no wonder neither of you have had anything made in over 10 years.
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but she didnt get it at the end. now that suckkkkkkkkkkkkeddddddd
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Mar 28, 2009 11:46:29 PM CDT
Scriptgirl is a good whore, so stop talking bad about her!
by bmacsmith
even though she is a racist. i assume.
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Mar 29, 2009 12:00:30 AM CDT
RowdyRoddyStriper - what the fuck is wrong with nice tits?
by tallboy66
Seriously, as a guy, you're going to complain about a chick with a nice rack? I mean, really? Baby got boobs! Good on her. Lemmie oggle. Who cares if it's "sexist"? Does anyone actually care about equality when there's some nice fucking tits in your face? Hells no!
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As a long-time lurker on this site who has never before felt compelled to talk back...I have to say what the hell is up with all the cruelty? This is one of the best additions here in a long time. The girl, or whoever writes this thing, knows her movies. And she isn't hard on the eyes. So why exactly all the drama?
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No, it doesn't involve your tits.
You're taking the time to try to do a professional quality show, go the whole way.
Get one of the gazillion gaffers in this town to design you a lighting grid so you look a little better than home video.
Also, slap up a textured panel behind you and do some sort of set. At the very least, run a greenscreen behind you and key in something. Also, buddy up to a graphic artist and get a graphics package going for your lower 3rd and OTS. Boring squares and arial type look like boring squares arial type.
If you're trying to go pro, go all the way. It will take all of six square feet in your living room based on how you frame your shot.
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Face it. She probably wouldn't twice at most of us in the real world. And I include myself in that group. But the same is true for most media celebrity types. That doesn't make me hate her. If you can't say the same you need to chill out.
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more professional. I see alot of content on the net that has a "generically professional" look that I don't find nearly as watchable as this. It has become so simple and cheap to achieve that pro look that I don't think it's advantageous for her at all. I think the low-fi look is part of the appeal and totally intentional.
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Mar 29, 2009 12:20:24 AM CDT
i do to have a shot with her.! did I mention my dick is 17 inche
by lobo-tor
and i know how to tlak to bitches. its easy when you are confidant because of your 17 inch dick. that's my seceret and i can teach it to you for just 99 dollers loser!!!
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looking at you Knowles
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damn writers block
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It's about dressing for the job you want, buddy.
If she wants to be pro and is hoping to get noticed by someone, I'd saying looking like it's serious and not "Y'all's Script Report by a Cupcake with Cleavage" would only do good.
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goes between the 1 and the 7. And if by some impossible chance really do have almost a 20 inch penis and all you can think to do on a Saturday night is sit home and boast about it on a movie news website discussion board...then shame the fuck on you, pal.
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Mar 29, 2009 12:33:32 AM CDT
Ponytails cocktails, pontytails cocktaisl - two things that will
by juansanchez
always rock. So a word to all you males - don't lose them tails, or else you'll just have pony cock.
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Mar 29, 2009 12:43:08 AM CDT
Playkins: She wants to be a screenwriter,,,not Mary Hart.
by john_t_chance
She's been very clear about this in interviews and such. She had a romantic comedy optioned by Matthew McCougnahey according to her blog. Also in her blogs she talks about how youtube brass contacted her and told her she would get hundreds of thousands more views if she switched to a "Hollywood gossip" format instead of "boring" scripts and writers and she told them she had no interest. I give her alot of respect for that.
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shes hiding it from us, shes a transvesty people dont jerk-off to her its blasphemy, you will end up in hell with transvesties and not with the hot pornstars.
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Mar 29, 2009 12:53:14 AM CDT
Sorry. I really don't find her clothes an issue, Playkin.
by buddytongue
Not all that scandalized by cleavage I guess. I work in financial services office and we have women there who show more or less the same amount. And some of them are upper management. If she took herself seriously and tried to put out an "I'm so sexy" vibe I might find it all a turn off. But to me she projects much more of a goofy fun vibe. Which ironically makes her all the sexier to me. In other words, The Tina Fey Syndrome.
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Metaphors. I mean, if she want to be a pro, her show should look pro.
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She spews rectal disengergre... week-old (SOMETIMES TWO WEEK OLD) shit from Variety.
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How'd that happen, anyway? I must have been mislead by her E! Hollywood Reports delivery.
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ewwwwwww you like Tina Fey, ewwwwwwwww. get out of your shitty cubicle you dork!
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Like a oyster with a pearl to be treasured.
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by a tiger. He was wearing an orca costume at the time. I've referred to the costume as a "Shamu costume" in the past, but that would imply he worked at Sea World, which is not the case. It was some sub-Sea World attraction in San Francisco. He has something in common with Jake Barnes and Roy Horn.
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Do you actually read the comments attached to these posts?
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Mar 29, 2009 2:18:31 AM CDT
WE HATE HER BECAUSE SHE CAN SUCK AND FUCK HER WAY TO THE TOP!!!
by thefuckingcreepythinman
Just like that whore Diablo Cody.
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Dude, tell me you saw her playing the daughter of the Berny Maddof character on Law and Order this week. I almost didn't recognize her without the cleavage.
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she might as well report stock sales.
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...ScriptGirl's reports may indeed be superfluous, but their comical nature continues to attract my attention.
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...with Script Girl? Harry strongly hinted at it months ago, but we have since heard nothing?
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desperation. Along with those still images she always uses for her videos, Scriptgirl's basically saying "I'm hot!! Please watch me on YouTube so I can make it big!"
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delivery sucks, glasses shtick is old, needs to straddle more stuff.
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i'll start next topic cos like I need an intorduction
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Somteims it maks Wattr
Thankew
A Poam By Melvin_Pelvis
AHH HAHAHA
Yew doan ged it!
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SG's tits are out for the world to watch jiggle every week.
SG wants us to watch her tits every week ( based on her choice of clothes )
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Mar 29, 2009 9:36:43 AM CDT
Still more interesting than the rest of the "news" on this site
by j2talk
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I jerk off so much to a point where I have no feeling underneath the skin of my cock... I think I overuse my hand too much that my foreskin starting to look like sand paper, HELP!!!
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I've lived in Nebraska my entire life, and I've never seen her here.
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Got my toasted bagel, NY Times, the little ray of sunshine known as Script Girl, and the wisdom and witticisms of the AICN crowd. Must savor these perfect moments.
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God I hate Tarantulateeno. He is an ungodly huge egomaniac. And a sweaty fatty.
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Man, this girl's desperate for attention...
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Mar 29, 2009 11:11:00 AM CDT
You dare spoil my Sunday alone time GhostWhoWorks in retail?
by jacknancerevenge
Do you know her? Because she's not particularly attention starved. By LA standards not at all. Fuck it. you ruined the mood
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Think you can do a better job? Have at it and stop your bitching
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I am not DiMuccio. That's on his IMDB. This fallacious theory was started by the lesbian stalker Mavra Chang after Script Girl stopped answering her increasingly bizarre love letters. And then her weak minded disciples FuckMikeBay and others ran with it.
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Now lets see some ScriptGirl titties!
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But I would still take a steaming dump on her love muffins and chili dog'em...all..night...long!
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Surely pigtails are plaited/woven (i.e. twisted a little like a pig's tail) and ponytails just hang down.And nothing to do with whether it is one at the back or one at either sideIn which case, they're ponytails.I usually let the whole thing load then whiz back and forth with the sound off.
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I mean..it serves no real purpose; the same info is available to those interested in a much more timely and detailed manner elsewhere. I've come to see this as two things. 1. people with way too much free time; 2. People who hope this will lead to bigger better things. I'd also add perhaps it is fulfilling some kind of psychological need for public recognition, and maybe a quasi-exhibitionist fetish for a couple of folks who are just to scared to go all the way..but I'm unsure about that. You are a Hot chick SG, but if it is fame and fortune you seek...learn from Megan Fox. The casting couch is your friend.
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Now that is a name I haven't heard...since ohhh before you were born. Tabitha was by faptastic dream girl...her Socialist statist points of view be damned..I'd have have banged that ginger babe across all party lines.
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she is funny, her reports are concise and helpful and for a writer like myself, its nice to wake-up sunday morning, read the papers online and hear about some of the more interesting writing deals that broke during the week. You guys AND girls should chill out and focus your energies elsewhere.
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Wow, the man whose one accomplishment in life is rolling off his Mom's basement cot before noon. This is the chump who was outted, last year (on this site), from the phony "screenwriter" facade; JackNancy's only writing credit has been a letter printed in the Dustin Diamond Fan Club newsletter. The fanboys who convene with JackNan (often at the McDonalds off Hollywood Blvd) have developed their own tag line for the obese cellar dweller: "He never picks up a girl or the check." JackNany indulges in his own Walter Mitty fantasies and externalizes them on this board ("Millionaire with a beautiful wife." He's actually a parasite ["You gonna eat that?"] who is married to a soiled pile of "Swank" magazines). Aside from ollecting Coke Bottles (the depsosits), he bows time by supporting an anonymous starlet. And who said scriptgitl resembles Barbi Beton? Yeah, right--and Rosie O'Donnell is MeganFox's twin sister. John T. Chance: Get a Life--or you could turn into another JackNancy.
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Mar 29, 2009 12:34:47 PM CDT
JNR: Look it up...The tiger thing IS on your IMDB page.
by fuckmichaelbay
Dont deny it. ROAR!
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classic!
tagline:
Oh daddy, pull on my pigtails! Get schooled by these hot young sluts as they show you everything they've learned.
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Don't you think? Why not head over to http://www.mymavra.com/ and think about it?Remember though that she's not YOUR Mavra.... she's MY Mavra!See you there.
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Mar 29, 2009 2:08:27 PM CDT
GusVanRant, GreatWhatzIt: mention weak minded followers...
by jacknancerevenge
and POOF! Here you are! If you can think for yourself on a talkback page gentleman, it may well be time to blow your underdeveloped brains out!
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How can she sit there and spout this "news" when she is so blatantly calling upon nothing but her "Fuck me Kitty" sex appeal with that ridiculous hairstyle.
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Oh wait you don't have one! Wow, not a single credit to your name yet and you're how old?? My fucking pool cleaner has IMDB credits you talentless hack! How do you soldier on under the illusion that you will have a career in film? Some would call it foolish...but me...I think you're the bravest little retarded boy in the world!!!
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And your career in film consists of what? Posting to TB on a Sunday morning? Yeah, we can tell you're SO busy with your film career. Yet another sad, pathetic L.A. douchebag who goes around pretending like he is doing something worthwhile and creative but is just another lying sack of repeating cunt shit. These vampires infest Los Angeles and give a bad name to the people out there doing ACTUAL CREATIVE THINGS! Go back to your sunday NY Times you fuckin' wannabe.
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...actually signed a 2 picture deal. After THE THREE STOOGES, they'll reunite in LITTLE WITCHES 2: WITCH-SLAPPED!
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I've never bothered watching any of the script girl stuff before, but man what was this done on, Microsoft movie maker?
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...you have an IMDB page with many credits too. You know, IMDB:IMakeDeliciousBurgersCan I e get some fries with that, Douchy LaRue?
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Mar 29, 2009 3:29:08 PM CDT
To JNR, JTC, DINO_V(thanks for confirming) and the rest...
by fuckmichaelbay
...just a reminder: you will never get rid of me, or any other SG hater for that matter, with your lame ass tactics. We are here 'til she is gone. We will not leave for fear of insult. We will not stoop to posting banish-worthy words at your prodding.Myself and many others have outed you as frauds, plants, shills, etc. You even tried to paint me as one six months ago and failed. You continue to underestimate the fearless freedom of an anonymous internet moniker, and choose to embarrass yourself instead. Some might say you've done that already with your 'films'. Judging from the production values of these 'reports', I'm not surprised why. They suck and a few hundred dollars could make it presentable.We appreciate your gusto in defending your "girl", but ventures fail in this business and it's not that big of a deal. This has turned into nothing like what you envisioned, I'm sure. I bet potential advertisers look at your AICN 'success' and back away when they see what goes on in here. THERE IS NO GENERAL INTEREST IN SCRIPTGIRL! AICN posters are here to bash or talk about gash...that's it. So have fun continuing to lambaste us with your so-called stardom...rubbing it in our face how unimportant we are because you say you work in Hollywood. The fact of the matter is: you needed us to make SG a success and instead you insulted us intellectually and personally. Finally, please know I enjoy wasting 20 minutes a weekend to piss all of you off.Love and hugs,FMB
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The only credible credit on your IMdB page would be a couple of gigs as Mayor McCheese at the (Hollywood Blvd.) McDonalds. You couldn't improvise dialogue (you can barely ad-lib a fart). You're just a writer wannabee whose only brush with greatness was an (accidental) elevator ride with Willy Aames.
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I call em 'handlebars'.
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Fuck you JNR...you fucking hack.
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cute pigtails or not.
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What the hell for? She's funny as hell. Maybe it would be quicker if you just list the women and entertainers you find acceptable.
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Does she get paid for this? If so by who? Harry?
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WHO'S CLAIMING TO BE A HOLLYWOOD BIG TIMER NOW? HA HA HA HA! LET'S HAVE THE LINK BABY! URL OR GTFO YOU NICKEL AND DIME BULLSHIT ARTIST!
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Mar 29, 2009 5:25:41 PM CDT
Van Rant: your shit's so weak it's not worthy of a JNR reply
by jacknancerevenge
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It's all about the attitude. Like I said in a previous post, I've never watch SG before, but there were several factors on this that play against her:
1) STREET CRED:First of all, when you act like a hollywood insider and give smarmy attitude, you better actually be saying something novel, or at least make a good point.
Indie/Grassroots/Blogish: Making this low budget and "grass roots" is going to have your fans turn on you if you aren't actually legit... having so much of what you report on be literally regurgitated from talking points by the studios, is not going to win you friends.
Stupid jokes/animation:
OK I know that people want to shake it up a bit, but god, there is such good talent out ther eon the internet, not everything needs to mock this and that.... just make it interesting.
Comedy wise... The best line in this whole vid is the parking validation line. Because it appeared to ACTUALLY BE REALIf you want to get people interested in this, do some actual investigatinve reporting, tell us something we don't know already ( this is AICN for godssake ) nearly every single thing you reported on was all reported on her last week. it doesn't have to be a big scoop... interview shai leboeuf eating a sandwich or something if you have to, but make it interesting. The lame advertising that's done for SG is that everyone keeps mentioning that she's hot. Yes, she is. That might get me in the door, but that isn't going to keep me. -
Mar 29, 2009 5:57:16 PM CDT
That's the saddest thing I've ever heard MurderMostFowl!
by jacknancerevenge
"interview shai leboeuf eating a sandwich or something", "make it interesting" People like you are the real problem...a second rate celebrity eating a sandwich is, TRAGICALLY, more exciting to you than the true heart of cinema...which is the script. Fuck auteur theory. That is what have I dug about Script Girl from the start. The focus on scripts and writers without all the "oh my god I could watch celebrities (ie dimrod ACTORS and the like) DO FUCKING ANYTHING and be happy as a pig in shit because the media is so far up my ass and pulling my levers that lame ass showbiz gossip feels like a deeply important part of my life.
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But she obviously has some type of appeal for you to watch her videos every week. If you don't like her don't watch.
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Shes uglier than my girlfriend. She probably isn't as much of a money grubbing cunt though. My bitch (no really, she is a bitch) looks just like Zooey Deschanel...Only with beady eyes. I know, thats like saying you own a Ferrari, only with a daewoo engine, but its still pretty good. Except for when it stares at you early in the morning. I feel like killing it with fire, fucking devil spawn. JackNance, its strange you bring up someones lack of IMDB credits. Having a string of pathetic failures and being proud to list them is you not being able to tell the difference between good attention and bad attention. Sort of like your cock puppet Script Girl. Jack, you are right about the true heart of cinema being the script. God knows how ramshackle and half assed Voodoo or Behind The Scenes: The Mummy Returns would have been without them. Oh wait, they sucked fucking balls. I think what MostFowl was trying to get at is, you can't write for shit. Youre jokes suck. I think he wants to see something, anything interesting in the videos, rather than some chubster reading variety. xXxJamiexXx, I don't watch the videos. I just come for the awesome talkbacks.
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how many usernames do you people have?
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...conservatively, thousands of people who post on AICN have real IMDB credits. You're the one who tries to make us think you're a big shot whose career and life-status we couldn't possibly equal. No comment on the other post, eh? That's what I thought lame-ass. Keep trying.
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...yours was requested long ago first. If you'd like to try to back up the shit you talk, I think it's fair to say: you show me yours...I'll show you mine.
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Whose donkey cum do you always eat wherever you go? I believe thats a half-assed translation. Much like your film career.
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FMB?
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What am I most ashamed of? Three things:1) Michael Bay's film career. 2) Admitting I've sat through your work.3) Shooting fish in a barrel with you and your cronies.
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...I'm ashamed that you denied your true identity to us all along until now and that your friends still continue to insult us by doing so.
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Go on...
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My diabolical, completely legal and physically harmless plan has only just begun. MOO HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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Or at least keep up the work that allows you to reach such superstar heights...heights so big, that you get to post in AICN talkbacks!
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YOU ARE THE VILLIAN.
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Mar 29, 2009 8:13:59 PM CDT
DINO_V: If you've visited a Burger King in LaBrea you've met JN
by fuckmichaelbay
Motherfucker can't cook a fry for shit.
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You just don't know it apparentyly.
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See what happens when I show up SG.You WANT me on that wall!You NEED me on that wall!
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apparently
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Ciao, tutti.
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You cant keep your public waiting like this while you toil around in Internet talkbacks.
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I LOVE MY ACADEMY SCREENERS! It's like movie Hannukah that lasts for eight weeks to end each year!
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It's just that I'm wearing new shoes
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Love that little exchange in Wolf. Actually the only thing I loved in Wolf.
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...now stand still. Take your shoes off first.
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Seriously, man- pay more attention to what I actually wrote.
I said if she wants to LOOK pro. If she wasn't trying to come off as professional, she wouldn't be going with the dry 'reporter' delivery.
Make it fun or make it look pro. In-between just comes off as amateur. This is in my opinion, of course.
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What the fuck are you talking about you stupid cunt? Do you mean like a year ago when all the talkbackers figured out that you were a part of the stupid fucking Dimucchio gang?
You are obviously Scriptgirl herself or one of those clowns. Either way, you are the laughing stock of the entire internet.
You were exposed by AICN talkbackers as the stupid cunt you are and now you are bitter about it. So what do you do? You insult a girl who isn't even here to defend herself. It's the worst type of pathetic cowardice I have ever seen. Just when I think you can't stoop any lower, you prove me wrong.
From now on, if you see me here you'd better fuckin run. In fact, why don't you just go away now? Everyone here already knows you are a complete joke anyway. You don't fool anyone at all. The sad part is that you don't even seem to get it. Save us all the trouble and go away. Keep up your shit, and you'll regret it. -
'Not Script Girl XXX' -- starring Lisa Ann from 'Who's Nailin' Pailin' as Script Girl. Or she should just do the porn movie herself, get it out of her system and make many here shut up already.
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Lisa Ann is actually incredibly attractive and sexy, two qualities missing from Script Girl. Not to mention, whether she's delivering a line of dialogue or moaning in pure porn pleasure, Lisa Ann can also speak in a normal tone of voice that sounds like an actual human being and not like fucking fingernails scratching along a blackboard.
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they teach you NOT to talk like in broadcasting school. She sounds like the commercials casinos have on channel one in their hotel rooms that advertise the buffet and the workout facilities.
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Truth: JNR writes his own dialogue ("Hi, kids!") when performing as Gusto the Clown at children's birthday parties. Speculative: JNR is actually High Pitch Eric, the mentally challenged moron who is loathed by his host, Howard Stern. High Pitch is both, a bullshitter and rank amateur who's desperate for attention. Hmmmmmmmm
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High-Pitch is way too intelligent and manipulative to be JNR. HPE is always scamming people successfully...JNR can't say the same.
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Sad time for Ain't It Cool. What, between Drew leaving, Quint's absence, Harry's abstract whatever, and scriptgirl, this shit is becoming a joke. People (as in, the editors) need to pull their shit together. You know, on Slashfilm they have these series of articles, I think they're called Geekbomb, where someone would just write about something interesting like Skywalker Ranch or the History of Japanese monster movies or something like that. Can we do something like that here?
Lately, all the movies have been shit, and the recession's pissing everybody off. If Harry and the guys could start a bunch of articles about why we all became the geeks, the nerds, and the cinephiles we are today through the revisiting of classics, maybe we can take a break from the bitching about corporate hollywood, and like movies again.
Or not. Just sayin'
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You've got a point there; High Pitch, however, does closely resemble JNR's wife (perhaps the genesis of the rumor). FarmerMutha; nice idea but it's Harry who has encouraged the defections by engaging a Scriptgirl thread (the most inspired concept since THE TIM AND ERIC SHOW).
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Mar 30, 2009 1:13:04 AM CDT
While theres a chance scriptgirl is a joke PLEASE don't think yo
by silentbobafett2
I would love a more dedicated script section. BUt I don't want script girl giving me the info! Look at her! I totally don't agree with the pent up agression, angry with yuoru mum, anti femanine rants that most people on here give. But if this soft porn take was done to any of your fave subjects, out of context, you'd be pissed off!
Give us proper script reviews! Give us tits in relation to something else!
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Seriously, she's bright, fun and is a much-needed distraction from all the 'Damn You Michael Bay/Avatar fucking your eyeballs/Where's the squid' stuff that normally props up this site.Fine, you don't like her. Say so, then, but eloquently. The amount of viscious misogynism here is worrying. Yes, she's attractive, yes, she knows it and yes, she's using that to forge her career. Good for her! Get over it.Finally, before the 'white knight' backlash comes in, I'm forty years old, happily married (to a Helen Baxendale lookalike, no less), a father, and I live on a totally different continent, so me being nice to ScriptGirl isn't part of a warped fantasy, it's simply because I for one don't have a problem with her posts and am shocked at the nasty, sexist bullying from those who do.Grow up, boys. You're embarrasing yourselves and giving the 'Y' chromosome a bad name...
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shocked! SHOCKED! at your behavior. Have you people no shame? He's not a white knight, he's married to some chick cut to look like Helen Baxendale, no less, ala Susan Lefferts and he's an expatriate and these things are mutually exclusive from being a white knight. C'mon, guys, you're shocking the guy who named himself BiggusDickus. He's got kids! This is worrying.
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That's more like it! Have a pop at me, it's far more sporting...By the way, you were crap in 'Airwolf'.
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Seems that way really...
Week after week this crud gets posted - Either no one at AICN gives a shit anymore, or someone is getting a weekly BJ! -
I didn't say I wanted celebrity news, I said do something interesting that truly is something no body else could report on. ( the sandwhich eating example is not what I want, but it's better than what we're getting ) If it has to fit the script niche, then fine... how about actually interviewing the people whose scripts just got optioned or whatehaveyou. *announcing* that it happened is boring as hell. Without something real, or something unique, it's like watching someone tell me the weather.
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look people, if you don't like it, don't post here. Except for this- JNR, I've never bothered addressing you before, but you are one sad, pathetic little motherfucker. You come on here and whinge solidly about AICN TB-er's attacking SG unfairly, and then call Mavra a "lesbian stalker". Now, Mavra doesn't even post here since outing you, so to launch a pathetic and cowardly tirade on another user is weak. Even worse than what Shitgirl gets, because at least her fan club/ foilage is here to stand up for her. If you want to maintain what little credibility you have left after your weekly shredding then apologise, admit you fucked up in the heat of argument and promise not to do it again.
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Jarv summed it up succintly, I'll finish it off. Please fuck off, and don't come back.
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Sorry, but it just hit me...
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...Just one user name here. Its just that everyone agrees how retarded this set of tits is. Anyway, I post here because I like the talkbacks. I hate scriptgirl, but as long as JNR and JTC and Dino V are about, I'll be amused.
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that women must resort to the sex sells medium. If she didn't show cleavage no one would give a shit.
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you make a good point, but tragically I can honestly say that arguing "eloquently" against SG doesnt work-I know, Ive tried it. I actually cant watch the vids because I find her voice really REALLY annoying, and think her skits arent funny...and I did say this several times in a polite and even handed manner...but then the white knights shat on me even for that with cries of "who are you to say that?! what have you ever done?! shes better than you-you're an idiot!!"...so, theres no point. Despite the fact that 95 percent of the TBers here seem to either dis-like or just dis-miss her theres the dedicated fan club of 3 guys who will (for some reason) defend her to the death, and really go out of their way to shit on anyone who disagrees with them...and while its true that the talk back isnt exactly intellectually stimulating with the cries of "tits!" (and SG does just bring them on herself so she has no one else to blame-you want to be taken seriously? cover them up for Godssake) the white knights are the guys drag the talk backs down into squabbling matches that completely ignore the videos...and then they come out with stuff that drags them further into their own hole. I for one cannot believe that successful Hollywood insiders have the time to sit around and bitch ALLLL weekend on an internet site...or if they do, it explains why modern mainstream cinema is so poor...the big guns are too busy defending some girl off youtubes amateur videos. This is why I havent actually watched an SG vid in months..but I do watch the Talk Backs because they fascinate me.Its literally "car crash reading".
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and I still don't give a shit. Sorry, but if I wanna gawk at anonymous starlets, I'll check-out the latest Jim Wynorski quickie (torrid anatomies AND gorgeous faces are equally hot; yeah, they're terrible actresses but any one of 'em could tutor scriptgirl with elocution/timing lessons). Jim's latest is HOUSE ON HOOTER HILL (dialogue is near Herman Mankiewicz-perfection compared to JackNancyRevenge's ramblings on this thread. JNR couldn't even qualify as an extra on this picture; then again, he can't even write a menu. Stick to your occasional day job, JNR: next time, fries with my burger, okay?). Wynorski's breast fixation eclipses Russ Meyer's fetishism (Jim makes Meyer appear as pious as one of K. Gordon Murray's Mexican pick-ups. Anyone remember SANTA'S MAGIC VILLAGE, just one of Murray's masterpieces? Didn't think so; and it's a better world as long as the Murray's films remain in exile). Until next week.
John T; hey, your mom has boarded a Greyhound. She's running away; said she's sick of you "inflating" your "girlfriends". I don't think she's referring to egos but this message shouldn't be too ambiguous.
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He outed himself as himself AKA one of the producers of the films in the movie posters behind her in the 'reports'. He is also probably the 'boss' she speaks of in her YouTube channel. He even claimed to "know" JNR and said, "He's an ass". Further proof that JNR is SG.
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If you look here: http://tinyurl.com/ 4s4shx, you find that, "My crew consists of Brian DiMuccio, Dino Vindeni, and Steve Masani. We all share responsibilities as far as writing, filming, editing, etc." JNR could very well be Steve Masani. Everyone knows he's a producer for Voodoo and some others, as he and Brian D. are in the IMDB credits together, as well as being partners in Outpost 31 production company:
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ABCD Cookie monster!!!!
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Hilarity from all corners! ENSUE!!!
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I'm sickened by some of the crap you losers are posting up here. But then again, what do you expect from a bunch of dorks who's only interaction with the opposite sex is online porn.
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Thanks for taking the time to reply. I think the only way we're ever going to move forward on the whole SG debate is if Harry gives her 'black typo' privileges and if she herself gets stuck in to the bottle-fed tossers who are dissing her...Ought to be good for a giggle...
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...I've suggested this to you before, lady - try posting a missive here wearing a burkha and see what response you get.'Allahu Akbar'...or something.
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Your argument has no validity. It is quite clear and obvious that the Script Girl detractors don't hate women. Point out posts that support your claim. It is obvious to a child that the hate/criticism is focused on one woman or "girl" in particular. You'd make a great politician, your argumentative skills are so text-book poor.
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Until I discovered the MUTE button... whackity whackity whack!
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For shame, CAA!!
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Mar 31, 2009 1:08:22 AM CDT
BIGGUSDICUS: if you want porn theres plenty of places to go!
by silentbobafett2
This is a site about film - the love of film. Which can include boobies. But for script sales? Sales which determine what stuff will be loving/moaning over in a a few years? The sales that are peoples dreams. Well that shouldn't be told by a talentless boob machine. One had to wonder if she knows more than those people on EW. I suspect not...
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speaking of porn, what i likes to do is turn the sound down on scriptgirl (he, heh, I said "down on scriptgirl"--ya' know like "go down"? heh) and play the audio from a Belladonna flick. Slurpy slurp slurp moan!
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