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The Final Theatrical STAR TREK Poster Has Arrived!!
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MySpace Movies / Trailer Park has posted the final theatrical one sheet for Abrams' STAR TREK movie.
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and prosper *dies*
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I mean it's just a blurry image of the Enterprise and while I suppose the fact that it's supposed to be going through "warp speed" or whatever is a bit neat, it's hardly Drew Struzan
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...movie posters will be monochrome and frustratingly vague.
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is it going backwards?
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the less I understand what's going on
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This is a Photoshop filter right? The Future Begins. Feh. The only great thing about this campaign is the old typeface on the title. The Enterprise is the most gorgeous ship design in Sci Fi history. And we Matrix it out like this?
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Seriously, what is it supposed to be? Whomever designed that needs a firing.
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March 27, 2009, 11:19 p.m. CST
Where's the floaty heads? All movie posters have floaty heads!
by MrD
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That one with the faces was my favorite.
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Fuck the floaty
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Save the hate for Script Girl.
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that image reminds me of my birth.
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Me no likee...
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Wow. A poster.
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That'll get non fans converted for sure.
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been a picture of William Shatner.
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seriously? this is Abrams is going with? is Paramount really that afraid to show pointy ears or the enterprise because it'll turn off the non-trekkies? you can't even tell what this thing is.
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seriously? this is Abrams is going with? is Paramount really that afraid to show pointy ears or the enterprise because it'll turn off the non-trekkies? you can't even tell what this thing is.
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Well besides the fucking space ship.
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Reminds me of that
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...is freakin' COOL. Something to be said about being so understated-- giving us what we were not expecting. The more I see about this new reboot, the more sold I get-- I mean, c'mon! The old Star Trek DVDS arent going to vanish when this movie comes out-- we can still enjoy the old formula when ever we want, and its not like the old crew was EVER coming back to make more anyways, right? What I love is that they're injecting new blood into this series and thanks to the time-travel storied nature of the movie, theyre making it PART of the STORY as to why things "look" and feel different. Why the tone is different-- I just hope the movie is as COOL as the promo and hype theyve built up-- or else all my VALID points are going to be pretty darn MOOT. BUT considering that most of us LOVE Trek, despite ST-5 and countless BAD episodes of our respectively loved series incarnations... I dont see where all the complaints are comin' from! --oh, yeah, the POSTER... sorry. I LIKE. It's much more like art than a typical movie promo-- I plan on buying it:)
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i think its what the enterprise looks like with a stocking over my head.
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That is all.
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"And what have we got on here? A Cuisinart??"
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cmon, u see it
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Makes me feel like I'm about to travel to a mysterious place, aboard the USS Enterprise. Absolutely love the choice of black and white - very classy.
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The final poster is a.....misfire. Doesn't fit in at all with the campaign so far. Can't figure out what they were thinking on that one. I'm totally on board for the movie, but this final one sheet is a turd.
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Every other piece of marketing for this has been so satisfying, maybe they were bound to screw up something. But if this is the dvd art I will be beyond angry.
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Wow, that is just awful. It looks like the result of a printer failure. They really dropped the ball with that piece of garbage. I'm sorry, but it looks more like an "X-Files" movie teaser poster than the glorious adventure that is/can be "Star Trek." F-A-I-L.
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March 28, 2009, midnight CST
"Prepare ship, for ludicrous speed.....in reverse!"
by GibsonUSA Returns
and make a poster out of it!
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How many Star Trek movies is that now with time travel? Not to mention all the times on the tv series. I might go see this but I'm still unsure if I'm gonna wait for the dvdrip. I mean dvd. >.>
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The other posters were really bold and stylistic. This looks kind of flaccid. Also looks more like X-files than Star Trek.
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March 28, 2009, 12:07 a.m. CST
If Earth Angel starts playing during the movie I'm leaving
by SirLoin
No more time paradoxes. LOST knows what's up. Whatever happened, happened kids.
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Fooku: How many Star Trek movies is that now with time travel? Counting this movie? Twice. ;)
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3 movies... <p> <p> First Contact <p> <p> The Voyage Home <p> <p> Star Trek
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...it looks like a smeary blur of a MODEL going backwards, as opposed to a massive spaceship going backwards. It doesn't even have a sense of scale to it. I'm all for atypical, minimalist, radical, unexpected marketing ideas for movies, but this looks like a toy viewed through the eyes of a dog with glaucoma, as it falls down a well.
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But it still looks lazy, like someone just ran a simple photoshop filter over the image.
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http://tinyurl.com/cydsvp <BR><BR> ( Dead Again poster )
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March 28, 2009, 12:26 a.m. CST
Slap any title on that poster, it could be for anything.
by Flim Springfield
The Enterprise is only recognizable because we know it's a Star Trek poster.
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Looks good to me. There will be more as well so... chill out haters.
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No movie is ever as cool as its promos. I'm starting to think that's I'd rather just watch trailers then movies now.
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What..did JJ submit this mess just before a Holiday or something? THIS was the BEST they had? Was the art Dept. on it rotating day off so he and Orci sat down with a bong load of Peruvian marching powder and get crazy with the Photoshop?</p><p> I've seen "art" that made more sense painted by Thai elephants...for fucks sake a blind, spastic crack baby could create better imagery.</p><p> This is what happens when edgy goes corporate, when a re-imagining goes too far, and when ego overrides common sense and good business. No sane marketeer or artist thought this was a good idea I can tell you this. It is a fucking mess...Pollack makes more artistic sense...and he was insane.
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Edit Harry....Edit....
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morning wood
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I personally like it. It's a bold, original choice. But I care more about whether the film does well than I do about what I like and with an emphasis on taking this film mainstream...this might be the first mistake in one of the most brilliant and disciplined marketing campaigns I've ever seen. Maybe they're taking all the credibility they've built up for a spin. Part of me can't help but admire them a little...
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moronic..hopefully just a misfire though JJ's track record says be VERY WARY
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....but with pictures!!! zone.aintitcool.com/index.php
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This whole ad campaign has been a disaster.
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Sorry but it's not a good sign for the movie that someone signed off on this poster. Or that perhaps this is the best they could come up with.
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Every single thing that has ever had the name 'STAR TREK' on it is gay. Can Simon Pegg single-handedly drag this crap back from the brink of gayness? No? Then fuck this ghey-ass shit!!
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I love this very much!! I am so glad they got rid of the cheesy starry background and stupid half faces. Since this movie is about Time travel and changing history the half-formed vaguely shaped Enterprise fits very well thematically. The Future that was is being reshaped before our very eyes (and I for one am very glad to see it go.) So it makes sense to see the Iconic shape of the Enterprise forming into something that is still familiar, but yet different, Let's hope this reboot pumps some new life into Star Trek.
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March 28, 2009, 1:10 a.m. CST
THE POSTER SHOULD HAVE BEEN LAURA PREPON AS A NUDE ORION SLAVE G
by THEFUCKINGCREEPYTHINMAN
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March 28, 2009, 1:11 a.m. CST
LAURA PREPON AS A NUDE ORION SLAVE GIRL FTW!!!
by THEFUCKINGCREEPYTHINMAN
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That shit is straight up ugly. I'm all for the abstact and/or minimalism, but this poster accomplishes nothing more than taking the iconic image of the Enterprise and rendering it nigh unrecognizible. Plus taking the excised subtitle from Terminator Salvation and using it as a tagline is uninspired at best and titanically retarded at worst.
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After reading the reactions to this poster/test, it's clear you've all got the ghey. Not that there's anything wrong with that....
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and quite remarkable considering the person that made it was a quadruple amputee and totally blind person.
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That is a fantastic poster. All a movie poster collector, alls I gots ta say is that it is completely imaginative. Ask yourself... would you rather have just headshots?
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Star Trek as designed by the marketing department of Apple Computers. Who cant wait to watch a pre-teen baby-faced Kirk get jiggy on the bridge of the U.S.S. iMac? TO THE EXTREME!!!!!
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Magic eye.<p> The future begins......again.
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ARE FU-CKING DISTRA-CTING!!!!!
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sorry did the work experience kid figure out how to use some sort of blur filter on photoshop
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I know you know they're out there. Don't let it end this way....
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It needs a dash of colour and some kirk, spock n' mccoy faces in a transporter beam
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If I had had any interest in this movie whatsoever, that might bother me.<P> "The future begins."<P> Actually, the future began yesterday, the same day the past ended.
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March 28, 2009, 2:13 a.m. CST
It looks like they threw a blanket over the Enterprise
by Orionsangels
OMG worst poster ever.
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May can't get here soon enough.
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Maybe this really IS a poster of the future in that it can't be photographed properly with an old-fashioned, traditional camera. Maybe in person it goes beyond the faddish lenticular posters and houses beautiful, multi-faceted imagery that encapsulated the history of Trek, culminating with the new experience, depending on how you approach it and what you're feeling at the moment. It only LOOKS like a Ghostbuster wiped his butt on Rorschach's face online because the technology doesn't yet exist to fully capture it.
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Simple... Elegant... PRIMAL! I'm glad the marketing folks took a chance and set phasers on "Classy." The poster says it all. Star Trek Begins.
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This is a closeup of Rorschach's face when he's in a Star Trek kind of mood. What a great nod to another of this season's derivative works.
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But it isn't. The British posters are better than this one--and they are all photoshopped redos of the existing headshots.<p> Well, it is a moot point anyway--THE WHOLE POINT OF A MOVIE POSTER is to build a buzz, get you excited MONTHS before a film comes out.<p> This seems like a contractual obligation poster. Like someone in marketing said: "Sh*t!!! We forgot the poster!!!!"<p> And this is what you get.<p> Great movie posters are a dying or dead art, I guess. I mean, where is the color? the excitement? WHERE IS THE GODDAMNED STAR TREK???
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i miss the days of illustrated movie posters. especially because i could use the work.
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This looks pretty shitty! As a non Trekkie, I'm actually looking foward to this movie though.
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I've shot out more aestheticetically pleasing images from my anus after a drunken night of gorging at Taco Bell.
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"Yes please" for the movie!!
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see when a migraine first comes on.
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March 28, 2009, 3:11 a.m. CST
Not quite as bad as the "Anakin-Vader-cape" poster...
by BurnHollywood
...Or BANGKOK DANGEROUS, but pretty fuckin' bad.<p> Space is white and the Enterprise flies backwards. Right.
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Where's the art, folks? What happened to posters that inspire and excite?
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Grade B. But it could easily be an A.
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Movie poster fail! I saw kids that flunked out of my graphic arts classes in college design better stuff than that. Honestly, what'd that take, 6 seconds to make?? Oh wait, forgot the loading time...11 seconds tops.
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A badly misjudged attempt at "edgy" and "modern" - sorry but it's a dud
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Erm??? Haven't they just nicked "the future begins" from the original proposed title for the new Terminator film???? The poster looks ok i guess, fairly unoriginal (like i expect the film to be tbh). Nothing special. THe only things i'll watch this film for are Simon Pegg and Sylar.
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March 28, 2009, 4:16 a.m. CST
Remember the artwork for Star Trek The Motion Picture
by kwisatzhaderach
and then look at this piece of shit.
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Thrilling. Sure hope this isn't the kind of iconic tone Abrams is going for.
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Underwhelming, it has to be a teaser poster. It seems inappropriately abstract to be a final, no way does this sit with the trailer we've seen. Who'd buy this as a poster? Not me, it's almost as bad as that awful 'Anakin's cape makes Vader's face' poster! Smear and blur does not equal intriguing, its as overused as the lens flare filter!
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cf. Batman, T4, etc. etc. etc.
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I agree with Kwisatzhaderach above. This new poster IS total shit compared to a really great and eye-catching poster like this...<p>http://tinyurl.com/chbolp
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March 28, 2009, 4:48 a.m. CST
Yeah I was thinking it needed a touch of Peak style radiance
by KillaKane
Nice image, but a color trail would tip it into coolness
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except instead of Tim Robbin's blurry face it's a blurry Enterprise
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One of the great movie posters. Let's face it, film poster art is dead and buried.
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"lol WUT" Coming 2009
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people who are so effected by their Trek withdrawal; they actually believe this poster is high art. What's next? Head-shot posters without McCoy in any of them? Oh wait...
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ok, that part is def a belly button.<p> Seriously, this has got to be an example of nepotism
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those cheesy head-shot posters that make you fed up already of kirk and spock look like he's got sid james' nose!
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You have bad taste. Fact.
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just another floating head poster
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It reminds me too much of that lame X-Files movie and it's poster.
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I guess jj or whoever's in charge of promotions doesn't buy that philosophy or they think this pile of tribble turds is the best poster. Surprised there hasn't been a spock (Leonard Nimoy one anyway) poster to help attract the established fans of star trek and counteract the "star trek 90210" vibe a lot of the hardcore are getting from this flick. If this movie star trek 90210 is a hit we'll have lucas making a young Han Solo flick (which I would like by the way).
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Anyone else notice that?<BR><BR>I get what they are doing so far with the marketing give us a shitty trailer and then just improve the music for the next one and suddenly to folks its become a good trailer..WTF<BR><BR>The next poster will be in colour and then all of a sudden everyone will love it.<BR><BR>
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As long as the movie is good...
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That is not an iconic poster. Plus, I thought it was The X Files poster at first. Nah, it's not right. <p> This is STAR TREK. It's a pop film. It needs a pop poster. Color, for one thing.
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As long as the movie is decent, they can craft whatever poster the ad-guys pitch.
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March 28, 2009, 7:11 a.m. CST
I just did look up the Star Trek motion picture poster
by GibsonUSA Returns
Wow, why is the old one so much better? And i didnt even remember it.
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cracks me up that others thought that. It won't make a big difference either way, but that poster does nothing to excite me.
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It's better because they hired an artist to paint a work of art. The new one is designed by a committee of moronic 20 - 30 year olds who know NOTHING of the art of film poster design. You have a big budget sci-fi/action/adventure spectacle and thats what you come up with? Pathetic.
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that poster only lasted about 20 seconds.
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Am I the only person who thought that the poster for Star Trek Insurrection was just plain bizarre? No characters from the main cast were on it, only a barely recognizable picture of the Enterprise. The main villain was depicted in abstract, looking like he was about to fall asleep.........or am I not "profound" enough to understand the deeper meaning there. The move might have made more money if it had had a better poster!
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JJ has been batting 1000, IMO.
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The usual lame Photoshopped heads over random action sequence which passes for most movie posters these days. Am I crazy about it? No, but at least it's original and it deserves credit for that alone.
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You know, the imagery is basically nothing, the epitome of minimalism. But by God I think I get it and what they were going for. The Enterprise is in a state of flux. As is, interestingly enough, the state of Star Trek according to what we know of the plot. Time and history are being altered, and this is represented by a distorted Enterprise. A transistion from old guard films to the new. Also, the spectrum is inverted, contrasted, the ship is dark and empty space bright white. Space is purportedly the "final frontier", there is alot of mystery and ambiguity in this image. Ok , I like it. I see where they are with this.
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To get more people to notice and buy it. The current poster lacks.....color. Or so I'm guessing. So far, Star Trek IV is the only movie poster changed for the home video release.
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Star Trek by it's very concept can be about anything right? I think this poster just about captures that concept. It could be anything - and more importantly, it's a talk piece. People are talking, and that's the whole point. If the poster were floating heads above a starship with a rainbow sprite lens flare effect, there would be half as many posts. I like Bob Peak too, I painted the God damn Star Trek- The Motion Picture on a 3X4 ft canvas. (It's for sale if there are any movie poster/art fans) so, I can speak to the matter of poster art.
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I think its alil too abstract.. Does anyone CARE what I'm saying anyways? I'm typing my opinions in this room and its just talking to whom? I'm like the 239412th post..
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...but I agree it would have been way cooler in colour... a subtle reference to Trumball's Motion Picture work would sit well with me.
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March 28, 2009, 8:51 a.m. CST
Hollywood is finally fighting for the elusive german expressioni
by CelebritySkinnedDotCom
If they really know who their audience was, this would be a poster of a Jeffries Tube schematic.
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Ohhhhh!! He so mysterious what could it be. I hate this motherfucker! Fuck Star Trek!
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There is a better poster for Star Trek that is also new. It's international. You can find it at the wikipedia page.
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I dont like you or it My taste is therefore twice as good as yours
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all style and no substance. This movie will be big, pretty and styled. The original characters who JJ gets to play with are the best part of this movie. THEY will make the movie fun.
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zzzzzzzzzzzz
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I actually don't like the idea, recasting those parts, etc. It's really just a gimmick though. Hope the time travel aspect isn't lame.
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the word you are looking for is "stupid". <br>
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wish they had dome it viewed from the back heading into the explosion, would have looked better. Definately rips on the X-Files
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I think this movie will not rock because it's written by the guys that brought us Transformers, The Island, Mission: Impossible III and The Legend of Zorro. All of which were crap and had not one memorable line of dialogue.
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Would 'point' am I missing with the choice of black and white? I think one marketing exec had too many latte's that morning, and I speak from experience.
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"Everything they have written sucked. There is no chance this Star Trek will be good."
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have nothing to do with this poster, which I like.
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Ive informed the powers that be here, but no postings yet <p>http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/tvandradioblog/2009/mar/26/red-dwarf-back-earth <p>PLus new websites with stuff on them for you to figure out lol <p> http://www.listerscominghome.co.uk/ <p> http://www.ouroboroscrate.co.uk/ <p> Enjoy!
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March 28, 2009, 10:20 a.m. CST
kwisatzhaderach..In the absence of talent and brilliance
by conspiracy
Mediocrity will become the new standard. Orci and Kurtzman are the new Gold Standard in Hollywood, as they are mediocrity defined. Pure crap.</p><p> Sadly..today's movie goer doesn't demand much past pretty pictures, some tits, and some fart jokes. This thing will rake in the $$$...just like Transformers...and quality and art will be diminished that much more. Art in Hollywood is all but dead, retards run the world now.
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was that the Enterprise wasn't in the poster! Look back to all the other 9 movie posters. A ship of some kind was there. Even IV had the bird of prey. Not so with Nemesis. Floaty heads alone is not Star Trek. It's the Enterprise. This movie will do well.
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March 28, 2009, 10:26 a.m. CST
Makes me feel like Im going to get a blurred version of Star Tre
by theheavy
Thats what that poster says to me..in color wouldnt make a difference
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and i didnt even identified it as a star trek at first. <p>i mean just look at the posters of the movies with the original crew.you dont have to look it carefully,just with the first glance you understand that it is about a star trek movie. <p>now the first thing i thought when i saw this poster,was that some shadowy guy is playing a saxophone or smoking some Marijuana pipe.
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did aint-it-cool become aint-it-cool-to-hate-on-whatever-the-fuck-is-posted? Christ it's getting harder and harder to read thru the endless BS of "blah blah this sux, blah blah I hate Mike Bay, blah blah PLANT blah blah"
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I like the confident assumption that the shape of the Enterprise is sufficiently recognizable that they can get away with an abstract interpretation.
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artistically that is. yes it will be great entertainment,the actors will be great,great action,baddies,tits etc,but: <p>the story will be poor,the characterisation will pooor,the star trek spirit will be absent. <p>and i am not telling this because i have this reboot from the start,but i have watched the previous works of the script writers (transformers etc) and read the prequel comic,and they are at the best MEDIOCRE. <p>ps.i home for some terminator 4 news,because i rewatched terminator 1 today,and i would to make some comment in the correpsonding talkback.why the fuck HARRY doesnt have forums with pinned thread for specific coming soon hot movies?why should i wait for a new talkback to express my opinions? fuck this shti
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This is dul and boring. I don't like the boring black and white. The movie looks a whole lot better. My wife thought the poster sucked.
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with some story atrocities like positronic signal (wtf?),the retard datas brother,the fact that they have to go to the desert with bungies while u know,they could use their damn transporters or one of their transportation shuttles,picard shooting with his big gun like some kind of a nerd who found a real ray-gun,and at the end where data sacrifised himself,while u know could just shoot the machine while being transported or some other possible alternative options which have been mentioned by the fans. <p>i am very disappointed with the fact that there are some many talented people in Holywood,and the star trek franchise is something very beloved to a very large fandom and should be taken care with responsibility,but Paramount somehow has managed to FUCK the final resolution of some iconic characters like KIRK,DATA and the whole TNG crew. <p>than god for nicholas meyer and harve bennett,they saved the star trek franchise and they gave a good finale in the last scene of the ST6 movie.THATS how u fucking close a saga of beloved heroes. <p>fucking holywood,fuckin amateur
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Because for the last 7 or 8 years Hollywood has rolled out one shit product after the next...because Hollywood has seen fit to pump out things that even the most tolerant, ignorant, low expectation motherfucker on the planet would say is SHIT..that's why!</p><p> Hollywood has even gone so far as to dumb down and in some cases destroy things that were previously GOOD..like Indiana Jones and Star Wars.Maybe the typical sub 110IQ, "the government is my friend", "I like Cotton Candy and Pop Tarts for dinner", Nascar watching, Fergie listening, American Idol worshiping zomie like citizen doesn't realize it....BUT THAT ISN'T US. WE know a good film, we appreciate a good story and a well written script...and those things have been seriously lacking for some time.</p><p> Yes we are cynical and mean and obnoxious...would you rather we just rolled over and took it up the ass? We spend good money on movies..and we demand a quality product. If you paid $12 bucks for a decent lunch...and they shoved a microwave Swanson dinner at you...wouldn't you complain..or would you just say.."well...that sucked...and it sucked last time...and the time before...but next time will be GREAT!" If you never complain..and just keep hoping for the best...you'll get fucked over and over and over...
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I love the moment of their death when I am one with Zardoz. This? Not loving so much.
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I love the moment of their death when I am one with Zardoz. This? Not loving so much.
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its about good memories,a nice experience which u can hold for the rest of your life and even share it with others u love. <p>i want to go and watch a good movie,a really good movie,and i want to like it,and i want to talk about it with my friend.and after some time i will rewatch it again on my hdtv and talk about it again with my friends. <p>but for the last years,i am just fed up with cannibalizing the junk that holywood is serving us, as entertainment and art.
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Seeing a blurry image of the "Enterprise" is a pretty lousy poster. Then again, how many close up shots of the actors with the Starfleet logo in the BG do we need?
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Star trek was using the future begins in January last year, well before anything came out about terminator. Everyone that's seen any footage is giving this "dark knight" levels of praise. I can't wait for opening weekend to see the haters get owned. Poster looks fine. Trek is back.
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is to be very different from any previous Star Trek movie poster. No doubt, this is different.
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WATCHMEN Sucked Ass! So I'm ready for a nice good fun movie.
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and i am very happy with that.eat this u ignorant zack snyder supporters.
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For what is sure to be the New Line "Lost in Space" of 2009
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backasswards.
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Nothing about that poster says "see this movie". The Abrams production people are out-clevering themselves.
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The movie poster is a bit "meh" but the movie still looks pretty good and I generally don't like J.J.'s shit.
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except the stuff that I like. Which you don't seem to like. There is something wrong with you.
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March 28, 2009, 12:11 p.m. CST
One Of The Best Posters In Recent Years!
by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGHTS
Absolutely beautiful and very refreshing. I LOVE it and would love to own it RIGHT NOW!
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Take a look at the posters for the other Trek movies and then try to say that this poster looks good. It's the weakest, most unimaginative poster they could possibly come up with, and probably took about 2 mins. in Phototshop to make.
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Okay - April Fools day joke - right ? <p> Harry is pulling our leg & he did this on his computer, right ? <p> Seriously. Paramount didn't pay some "artist" more than $20 to produce this shit, right ? <p> Are they SERIOUS ?
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You know it to be true!!<br><br>
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Sorry but I think there was a major ball-droppage with the new ship design. I don't like at all the truncated engineering hull, it looks unbalanced as a whole. Comparitively speaking, there is little space to live in anyway on the Enterprise. It looked great in the 60's when we didn't know anything, but in practice I think it would have been an ergonomic mess, not to mention offering little protection to any of the passengers.
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... and it just... well, it just hurts our feelings...
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like the Enterprise is going into warp speed backwards.
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They will overshoot Bana by a week and a half...
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What next? A two-minute trailer showing pain dry?
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I thought X-Files right away too, who made this... Mulder, b/c in the future mankind will be kickin' it with aliens and such.
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SOOOOooo much better than the UK one sheet, which is a mass of floaty heads.
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Not a fan of it...
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Where's the color? Where are the faces? The high adventure? The fun? This is like those "adult" Harry Potter book covers, put out to help adults feel less self-conscious about reading the books. Which they were already doing, by the millions.<p>What in this poster reflects anything we've seen of the movie so far? Something bright, vivid, more Drew Struzan-ish--that would be much better.
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This poster flies in the face of the rest of the marketing. It should have the young cast on it. After all, that's what they're aiming for isn't it, selling Star Trek to a new audience. You put the Enterprise on there (one you almost have to squint to see FFS) and no young Kirk, Uhura etc. and you've MESSED UP. Thank god for the trailer. At least THAT will sell the movie.
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March 28, 2009, 1:44 p.m. CST
BobOrci - You wrote the script, You didn't design this
by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGHTS
It shouldn't matter to you if some people don't like it (I guess we're all entitled to our opinions, although I really don't understand how people can't recognise what a great poster this is).<p>I just hope you did us proud when it came to the script, dude. I can't say I was that impressed with Transformers but the recent trailer for Star Trek has given me a lot of hope.
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Thanks for open mind. We hope to reward your hope with genuine Trek.
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Since when did Apple start showing "redband" trailers?<br> <br> http://movies.apple.com/movies/magnolia_pictures/mutantchronicles/mutantchronicles-clip_720p.mov
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It reminds me a little of the X-Files: I want to believe poster. How did that work out again?
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It tells people "Hey, don't forget that new Trek movie is coming out!" Serenity had a terrible poster, are you going to shit on that movie now? BobOrci, don't let the haters get you down. You know they're going to see it anyway. Thanks for bringing Trek back to the masses. And congrats on one hell of a successful summer between this and Transformers 2!
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Looks like some sort of modern "hip" horror movie.
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Jesus Christ! Who the fuck can judge a movie by the poster? Don't we have to see the movie first? Opinions are fair but you can't judge a book by its cover. I'll give it a fair chance before I dump on this reboot of Star Trek.
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I stared at the poster for a while and finally saw an image of the Statue of Liberty. Cool!
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what that is supposed to be. If it is indeed the enterprise i can't tell.
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Make the outside dark grey and put one eye-drawing splash of colour, maybe the blue glow of the nacelles...
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Also, you can't judge how good a movie is by a movie poster. Works both ways.
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Terminator Salvation promo is much better, I still will attend on this one -- I love anything labelled as BEGINS
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Ahhh...I like the poster anyway. :)
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March 28, 2009, 3:22 p.m. CST
"Hey, don't forget that new Trek movie is coming out!"
by IAmJack'sUserID
I don't know. I think I would want my poster to do more than that -- you know, to actually interest and excite people into wanting to see the movie, not merely "reminding" them it's coming out. Things like colors, faces, characters, etc. are good at that, not some black and white photoshop-filtered half ass pic of the Enterprise looking like it's firing splooge. It really is one of the worst posters I've ever seen!
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But I'm still sold on the film. I'll be there on opening night. :)
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<p>A poster is supposed to sell the film, not destroy any and all interest in it. Whoever approved this one sheet should be fired--even if it's Abrams.</p> <p>Not to sound like an old fart, but whatever happened to good poster art? Look at the posters for Star Wars, Jaws, Alien, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Big Trouble in Little China, Blade Runner, Network. Back then they actually used the poster to sell the film. Now they don't even bother. Stupid asses.</p>
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I'll let you know if it's good...
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I also don't care for this poster, but so what? It's just a poster, and a lot of the first ten movies had weak posters too. I couldn't be more excited about the movie itself, that's all that counts. I think every real Trek fan is pulling for it to be a success!
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There is no crying at AINT-IT-COOL-NEWS!!!<p> But seriously.<p> Bob. Relax. You are still going to make your house payments. You will not be affected by the economy, like the rest of us. Whatever happens with the movie, you will be able to go on to the next beloved franchise to reboot and completely alienate and piss-off it's long-lasting core audience.<p> I expect this film to do phenomenal business--I think it will rival Revenge of the Sith in money earned and quality of the film. That too was a film that had an "important" story to tell and ended up being a greatest-hits moments of nostalgia for a superior product long since dead with young actors acting stiffly as they pretend to be characters that were played by better actors a generation ago. The film will be a hit, because we reward mediocrity in this culture with highest honors.<p> So, relax and cash your check.<p> PS--I know you were kidding about feeling hurt. Take this comment in a similar vein...<p> The poster still sucks.
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Wow. That poster will look great when I see it at the theater...the Second-Run Dollar Theater when I see it in late June or early July...<p> If I see it on a Tuesday I can see it for $0.50!
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Isn't this Poster copying the low angle money shot from Bukkake-Queens in Space?
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Aint it Cool News is the shit!
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It's not the best Star Trek movie poster ever (THE VOYAGE HOME owns that title) but it's different, and I appreciate them going away from the "floating heads" and photoshop motif of the last few movies. It's a provocative poster, which is Abrams' m.o. Look, I've taken every legitimate opportunity to criticize this movie, but this is a good poster.
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I did not make this poster. I could have done better, actually (hehe).
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Dude--it is a good comp. But it looks like a preview poster, like they would have six months before the movie comes out. It doesn't seem like a Final Release poster.<p> But still, I don't think anyone would claim it was plagiarized--unlike the plot of Orci and Kurtzman's "The Island".<p> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Clonus_Horror
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only neocon retards and Anne Coulter whine like babies with dirty nappies about the 'liberal media' and 'gay agendas' you're a jerkoff dinosaur, grow the fuck up
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... is far, far better. http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?attachment_id=11560
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because it opened same weekend as Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. What would you rather spend your money on?
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Strange. The classic Trek logo used on the US poster is by far the best.
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The fact it was rubbish didn't help either...
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Actually I dig it a lot. Like the semi abstract quality. Black and white works for me too. But damn if I don't see a slit in a skirt.
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the printed kind and the people kind
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the international poster
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Pegg is actually homosexual.
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The black and white matte stage in the old film compositing process done when filming the ships for the older STAR TREK films and series. Want a Bob Peak homage? http://www.flickr.com/photos/hour-trap/3240095299/ Not the best, in part because it's a digital photo of a painting but...
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I just want the Trekkies to realize that. You might say that the opening of this film is a sort of Apocolypse for them. The reason I say this is because I was once friends with a Trekkie, back when I at least attempted to be social. He worked at McDonalds, and he lived in an apartment above his mother's house, which meant that he lived with his mother. It was kind of cool back then, because I could get some free food from him. However, I think our friendship took a turn for the worse when I visited his apartment. He had every tape of the original series. He had all of the movies. He had all of the books, and they were lined against the wall in various piles. He had a Star Fleet uniform. I recall he was an officer of some sort, but I forget his rank. He also knew a vast amount of Star Trek trivia. He knew everything about the various Quadrants (there are four he tolf me) and the history of the Federation and how it diverged from our history, etc. After listening to him talk for over two hours, I realized that he had nothing else to talk about. He wasn't the least bit interested in other types of sci/fi. He actually looked down on Star Wars fans (it wasn't technical enough he said). He had no interest in music, non-Star Trek movies, politics, art, and women. Of course, he could admire the sexiness of various Star Trek women, and I think he really liked Yeoman Janice Rand, who was played by Grace Lee Whitney. He was nice enough fellow, but he had been taken over by Star Trek, and his obsession with it consumed his life. I have not seen this person in many years, but it wouldn't surprise me if he was still in that apartment above his mother's house, and his whole world is about to end. The Star Trek Universe that he has studied his entire life is dead. JJ Abrams has thrown canon out the door. He actually tried to make a good sci/fi movie that non-Trekkies will enjoy. I will probably enjoy the movie, but the Trekkies who see it will be vibrating in a combination of shock, rage, and horror. After 10 movies and countless hours of television, I don't think their minds can handle the fact that it wasn't real...it was just a fucking TV show...and some guy changed it all to make a fucking movie...hahahahaha...
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Does anyone REALLY worry about what the poster or the box art on the DVD look like?? Does it REALLY take away from the movie?? Who cares, worry about the movie. If you are some idiot who will see or not see the movie based on the art of the poster you probably don't know jack shit about it anyway so it doesn't really matter.
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I love it. Great use of white space, makes the black rich and the S.T. title pop right off the background. The whole design of this movie, from the new/old costumes on down to the transporter effect has been kick-fucking-ASS. I still have the sinking feeling the movie will have a hollow center. It will be the Cadbury Egg of movies, it will seem like a great idea and when you see someone tuck into one and get a load of that fakee yolk inside you'll really wanna try it, but then when you actually get your own and take that first bite you'll realize the yolk doesn't taste like much of anything at all, and while not bad it just isn't as good as you needed it to be.
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Anybody really thinkin' Barbie-Look-Alike's "Wrath of 'Ken'" Poster did sooo much better....? <p> Think again!
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I hope you're really just feigning extreme ignorance here. I don't think I've seen ONE SINGLE FUCKING PERSON say they're not going to see the movie based off the poster, nor will the poster's piss poor quality take away from the movie. This is a movie website, and so every single little thing that is released to advertise the movie will be heavily criticized/scrutinized/discussed/debated on websites like these. Really, do you need to be told this? Do you also need to be told not to shit in your pants?
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DAMN YOU if Nimoy's Spock bites the space dust AND not even having looked into Shatner's Kirk's well-and-alive face!!
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...looks like a cool one for THE VOYAGE HOME...
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well said and well put my friend...seriously...I'm actually feelin that response....lol
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In no way does this poster intice me to wanna see this film. Looks seriously shitful!!
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Sure looks more like the TOS Enterprise than the reboot..
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When I first saw the trailer it looked very interesting, and I know a lot of people in the audience were surprised how dark and gloomy and a little action packed the trailer made the film look. Picard's clone Shinzon and his feelings of isolation and abandonment and wanting to connect with the person he thought could be someone understanding really resonated with me. The way SPOILER FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T SEEN THE FLICK Data sacrificed himself for Picard was very touching, and I kind of looked forward to seeing more of the angle with Data's "brother" B4 having most of his memories downloaded into him; yeah it would've been a cop out cheesy way of resurrecting Data but I like the character so if they leave him gone or resurrect him its all the same to me. Data died better than Kirk that's for damn sure. The only thing I didn't like was when they showed Picard as a young cadet st the academy he had no hair like he had been bald his whole life. On a side note I saw Nemesis on friday December 13 and ended up losing my wallet that night; now I have a chain wallet.
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On one hand I want to totally mock Leafar the Lost for obviously writing about himself: The fact that you not only know Grace Lee Whitney--but her character name of Yeoman Rand is a dead giveaway, dude. What is next, Mugatu jokes?<p> But on the other hand, I notice that I have been just completely venomous today...and then I realized that I am having Kidney Stones today--so no wonder I am a total bastard today. So, Apologies to everyone.<p> Poster Guy--sorry your cool little design doesn't seem like a final release poster--it is a cute little teaser image and if it was just that, then people would probably like it more.<p> Orci--sorry, man. The Clonus thing was settled out of court--shouldn't have brought it up (it is kind of funny though that most people know that film from MST3K...)<p> So, I am out. Gotta go pee fire for a couple hours then pass out.
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It doesn't make me cringe like Insurrection did. I really thought Data's death was very sad, but it was such a downer ending. The movie needed the Titan and the Enterprise to go up against Shinzon.
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March 28, 2009, 9 p.m. CST
This poster is a perfect summation of the film...
by EverythingEverywhereStinks
If you squint, you'll kinda make out something that has the vague shape of the Enterprise. Likewise with the movie, if you squint while watching it, you'll kinda see something that vaguely looks like Star Trek. Oh, and Bob, if you actually come back and continue to read the talkbacks, let me say you are a total douchebag. And an arrogant douchebag at that...the BEST kind of douchebag! Very few millionaires in the world actually get all pissy on the magic tubes of the interwebs. I guess you're bored with counting your money? Or you're out of franchises to hammer into your unique brand of submission? Flaunt it, baby! Flaunt it!
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thats what semen would look like in space. it will get some space whore pregnant though.
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They've sucked enough of them in their careers, what's one more?
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KKK-PRISE??!??
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OK how do you like this.. a series set 1000 years in the future where Data is the ambassador of the federation... heres some other possible ideas. The federation no longer travels in ships. The crew is simply beamed to wherever they need to go and explore. The only time they travel in ships or vehicles is for ceremonial purposes. An homage to the past. They are no longer confined to a galaxy or a universe. They can now traverse to neighboring universes as well and have them all mapped out.
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and inverse it. I will tomarrow if no one else will, I wanna have a looksee...
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There's supposedly an online Trek game coming out in who knows when that takes place in the 25th Century.
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is boring, especially as a passive-aggressive AICN talkback poster. One weekend to make your bank, bob, and then everybody's going to watch something else. Superman Returns, Watchmen, Star Trek.
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The fact that it looks like the enterprise going backwards in lightspeed probably has to do with the time travel back in time to kill/save James T. Kirk plot. So if you think about it that way it makes sense.
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Actually, if you look at the The Motion Picture poster, it's the same thing.
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Where do you start, anyway? There are like ten movies and ten TV series. And I pretty much get what it is already from the parodies. Live long and prosper, beam me up, Scotty, Khaaaaaaan, etc.
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March 28, 2009, 10:20 p.m. CST
If you want an ego trip of a movie, that's badly written...
by scriptgirl_nipples
go see a JJ Abrams, Orci & Kurtzman production. <br> <br> They're the masters of it.
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You can find streaming Original Series episodes online at CBS.com<p> They have the original versions and the remastered versions with the cool special effects.<p> Then go through the movies in order through Star Trek VI. Then Star Trek: The Next Generation. Then Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Then Voyager. Then The last four Star Trek movies.<p> You can skip Enterprise...or watch it last...
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WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THERE IS NOT A SOUL ON THIS EARTH WHO NEVER SEEN A STAR TREK MOVIE OR THE TV SHOW? sorry about the caps didnt know they were on. not gonna rewrite. so suck it.
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which bones are you? star trek bones or bones bones?
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Star Trek Bones. I have had this name on the site for about ten years.
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well then you got alot of explaining to do. living here for 10 years is no life mister.
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The poster is iconic minimalist art that gets the idea that change has come to Trek across to the mass audience. When Leno does a blowup doll joke while making a joke about the Genki Trek perfumes, Paramount knows it has work to do to get the regulars in to the movie. The poster gets the idea of motion, change, and yes, the fact that the Enterprise itself is in flux and an instrument of change. That's why it's black. I like the British poster, too, with Kirk as Brando from "The Wild Bunch". Haters, suck my dick.
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I'm a 10 year vet of AICN as well. I was too nervous to take a nerdy sci-fi name, so I chose the name of a strange, yet strangely delightful band. If I could go back and do it all again, I'd sign up with the talkback name: R Lee Spermy. BTW the poster ain't that bad.
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"The poster is iconic minimalist art ..." blah blah blah. You just keep selling yourself that load of hot steaming rationalization. The rest of us just aren't smart enough to see how brilliant that mass of grey nothing is. Sure thing, chief.
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As I said in an earlier post...you guys are Golden right now, mediocrity is the new "Hip" People don't expect much outta life, tabloid sales are up...TMZ is a top site...Transformers made gazillions..Paris Hilton is STILL considered a Celeb, Nascar is still popular and Justin Timberlake and Kelly Clarkson have hit records; as I said... retards run the world, and guys like you know that audience well. This thing will do BIG numbers</p><p> Now..unless something MAJOR has happened, for instance you took some writing refresher courses at UCLA film, or at least developed an adult sense of storytelling, I doubt this will appeal to me. No...I won't be helping you make your Ferrari payment...I'll probably save that $12 bucks to go see "UP", ya know the kids movie.</p><p> Why? because it will no doubt be better written, have a more thoughtful story, and more than likely be more entertaining for an adult despite a complete lack of Explosions, pissing robots or tits.</p><p> Don't get me wrong Bob..I DO HOPE I am wrong about this...I'd LIKE to see a good trek movie. But, no offense Bob, what you guys have done so far in your careers dose not exactly inspire confidence...it's like expecting a 5 star experience from Chef Boyardee.
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under that huge mass of self important, "I know art and Marketing" pomposity you call a post.</p><p>That poster blows and you know it Rembrandt.
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wake me up when its 2016 -- that will be my good year at least that's what some fortune-teller told me. she told me after looking at the cards that I will fall in love with a beautiful Amish girl who loves all my nerdy sci fi stuff and then i will sign out of AICN forever!
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Considering the drinking I do on a daily basis to try to forget today's woes, a liver would be quite welcome. If they legalized marijuana I'd quit drinking I SWEAR!
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March 29, 2009, 1:19 a.m. CST
Why is the enterprise flying into a sheet?
by Nobody_Touches_Buddy_Revell
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There's a lot to be said about minimalism in this case. But let me be minimalistic ;)
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The international poster looks exactly like the US poster for iron man. Different faces sure but same exact layout. Same studio too.
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I don't see any 'L' plates on it.
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Have any of you bastages been inside a warp field? I have been- it's whiter than a Boston suburb in those things. The poster is the TRUTH!
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at the dollar theater.
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FOUR movies. Generations had a bit of a time travel kick in it's tail too, if you recall.
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Damned dummies in marketing didn't even notice that Abrams handed them an iconic scene on a silver platter: Young Kirk gazing wistfully at the Enterprise as it's being assembled.<p> Frame that with the tagline and STAR TREK and you've got your poster. Not a "floating head" in sight, either...<p> I don't even like the idea of this movie, and even I could figure that one out...
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You say "people don't expect much outta life." I'd say that goes double for you. I mean, you're using your time and energy trying to insult someone in a lame talkback. In other words, you aren't accomplishing a damn thing. I bet you piss in the wind a lot too. At least Orci is trying. I am a real Trek fan and I know he is too, so I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt. I, for one, will not criticize before I've seen the finished product. Meanwhile, "conspiracy," you're just another nameless, faceless, cipher with an undeserved sense of self-importance. Enjoy typing your next post no one will read.
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As an abstract teaster fine, but that ain't no MOVIE poster boy. Not a good sign when they're trying to sell a Star Trek movie like it was a subtitled art film. Nope. FUCKIN SUCKS.
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shiiiit
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To say this poster was "phoned in" is giving a lot of credit to the phone. To me it's... OK
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It's ship in dark matter which adds the stuff the olde treks lacked. Plus it says sexy, danger, n everything else
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Hmmm... it does look kinda cool if you invert it! Take a look: http://img13.imageshack.us/my.php?image=inverted.jpg
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March 29, 2009, 8:11 a.m. CST
Think I've just become a fan of this "conspiracy" fellow..
by IAmJack'sUserID
Well said, brother. Guess Alan Moore was wrong -- I for one DID read your post! Keep on keeping!
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--I'm more than willing to give you guys the benny of a doubt and see how this newfanglized Trek actually plays on-screen. You gave us Giant Robots, sure you can give us Romulans.
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listen, drew struzan is a passable draftsman, but his photo montage airbrush work is hardly art, and hardly new by now. geez, have open minds people.
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that someone with a screen name "Alan_Moore", probably a tribute of sorts to one of the greatest story tellers of the last 25 years, can defend a group of writers whose idea of a good story is Pissing Robots who speak in modern slang, and whom think comedy is a scene about masturbation. The REAL Alan Moore would be far more critical of Orci and Co. than I am. I at least said I HOPE I am wrong...Moore would most likely say they are without hope...IF he even took notice of such pop-tart trash at all.</p><p>Oh..and Alan...obviously you read my post, I mean...you can't respond without reading right? You will probably read this one too.</p><p> AS I SAID..I hope Orci pulls some quality out of his ass...it'd be a first, and that this turns out to be a good movie....but I'm NOT getting my hopes up when it was penned by dudes that wrote for fucking Xena Princess Warrior.
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It looks like a shower head if I tilt my head left. Spraying black water.
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Cosmic!
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My problem w/ the poster is that it doesn't sync up w/ the movie. This poster is retro, black and white, minimalist. Whereas what we've seen of the movie is anything but. It's high energy and vividly colorful.
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That's got to be one of the lamest posters of all time. Photoshop, Blur, Smuge ans Streak. Real frigging original (not). Movie poster artist today are the most uninspired bunch of hacks ever. Except Struzan. Where the hell is the original ART these days? That poster couldn't sell me sterno in a paper bag. It may sell you a new pair of glasses so you can try to see what this BLUR is. Prue crap.
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Get the fuck off the CRACK.
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STRUZAN? How 1982 of you. Oh, and it looks like your 'd' key is sticky....douchebag.
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I liked the first one way back when with the multicolored insignia. This is just trying to be arty and it comes off pretentious and shittastic.
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Actually I thought it was a haunted faucet.
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Reminds me of the awful X-Files movie/poster a few years back.
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Somehow that's not enough to make me fork over my hard-earned cash. Frankly, that ruins it for me even more than that dip-ass poster. Sigh. Why do people wanna bring back things that are better off dead? See: the Muppets.
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...do a Trek movie and not have to read all those books or watch a bunch of episodes. I know ...we just do whatever we want and put it in a different time line and slap Nimoy in it. SHIP OUT OF DANGER??? Yes Spock you saved the ship. It looks uglier now but you saved it JUST FINE. Sure you did Leonard.
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Go powder yer Pampers boy.
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You were probably born after 1990 and worship at the alter of Rap music and mediocrity to like this poster. But based on what I see the general opinion says IT SUCKS.
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March 29, 2009, 9:35 p.m. CST
could have done it full color-phasers and torpedoes blazing! !!
by soloaj
now we get this art house mess :( O well - still will be there at 12:01am in IMAX :P
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If McG is able to ditch garbages taglines like "the future begins" then so should Abrams
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"Popular opinion" says this poster sucks? Who gives a frog's fat ass WHAT 'popular opinion' says besides douchy little nothings like you? 'Popular opinion' wouldn't have even supported making this film in the first place, but then again popular opinion says The Dark Knight was the best super hero movie ever made and Transformers kicked ass. Hell, you can't even spell feces properly which is kinda amusing since I'm sure that's what your pull ups are packed full of. 'Ultra Menace' indeed, more like Phantom Menace-OH! See? I drew a comparison between your lame screen name and a movie that popular opinion says SUCKED! Off to bed with you douchy, I'm sure whatever middle school gym teacher that's ass-riding that bad attitude into you will want you well rested when he fills your butt crack with man-mayo.
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Is that what its supposed to be?
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If it was very retro in design. I miss posters that can be considered artwork. For a project like this film, I bet the company behind the design of this poster charged a fortune. I think more designers should use more creative techniques like screen-printing, which I know is out of date, but beautiful non the less. Instead of creating crappy stuff like this.
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It's the coolest in 23rd Century bongs...
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seriously. where the poster showed you the movie.
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March 30, 2009, 12:50 p.m. CST
Malificus is quite an expert at spouting homosexual imagery.
by IAmJack'sUserID
Sounds like you've put a lot of thought into it. Of course, what else is there to think about when you have your face shoved into a pillow (or the wall of an alleyway). Anyway, you like this poster so that's really all there is to say about the type of mentality we are dealing with here.
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This summer, the future begins...twice!
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Star Trek V wins that award: http://io9.com/photogallery/trekposters/1001100393 Q: Why are they putting seatbelts in theaters this summer? A: So the audience doesn't get up and leave in the middle of the movie.
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Actually a few people here have used phrases like "this poster doesn't entice me to see the movie" I'm not sure if you are just an idiot or you can't read. Oh BTW dipshit, me saying "that" is my two cents in your penny debate. (The whole, "WE" are here to discuss/debate it portion of your pudding induced diatribe) Use it to buy a clue and try reading the posts before you make yourself sound like a jackass. KK??
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Saying that the poster is bad enough to put someone off a movie AND saying that the poster doesn't spark interest ARE. TWO. DIFFERENT. THINGS. Congratulations on your back-to-back failings. Very well done. Hopefully your surfing is better than your reading comprehension.
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However, that poster was probably a teaser poster as this poster (http://io9.com/photogallery/trekposters/1001100393) is much better. Thing is that this new Star Trek doesn't have a good poster to it's bad poster like ST5 does.
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Weird because I said... "you are an idiot if you let the poster decide if you will see a movie" YOU replied... "I don't think I've seen ONE SINGLE FUCKING PERSON say they're not going to see the movie based off the poster" Then I said... "actually a few people here HAVE used phrases like that" Are you just a complete dipshit or are you typing for attention?!?! Odd since I NEVER said the poster does/doesn't spark interest. I just said you probably don't care about Star Trek at all if you let the art on the poster make your decision to buy a ticket. The voices in your head fighting again??!?! Try to figure out which one I am before you attach my name to your FABRICATION.
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Let it go people.<p> It is a decision, like many involved with the making of this movie, that are over and can't be undone. We are stuck with it.<p> We are stuck with the production design.<p> We are stuck with the story they have concocted.<p> We are stuck with the casting.<p> It is time to move on.
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What does a person's mentality have to do with whether they find something visually pleasing? So if I like the poster ergo i must be stupid, is that your point? Because if it is, and you actually took the time to write it for all to see, you must be one fucking idiot biscuit swimming in stupid gravy. What jerk-ass actually thinks one-sheets will make or kill a movie anyway? Just wait until the next time you go to the local mega-multiplex and see that long row of movie posters along the wall and see if this fucking poster doesn't pop right out of the crowd. It will, and you'll know I called it, and it will bother you, and it should, because you too are a douche.
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http://trekmovie.com/2009/03/30/breaking-paramount-moving-forward-on-star-trek-sequel-supreme-court-on-board/#comment-1674457 It's unprecedented for a studio to sign up for a sequel a month before the movie comes out. This is going to be HUGE.
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The final word: This poster sucks. Major fail, like the Apple Store bridge and the redesigned iTerprise. Stick a fork in it. It's done.
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