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Ratner Talks BEVERLY HILLS COP 4 Rating & Timeframe!! But How Many $$$s Are Needed To Drag Eddie Back??


Merrick here...


Early last month, Brett Ratner did an interview with MTV regarding BEVERLY HILLS COP 4.

A particular quote in the interview lead many to the logical conclusion that the new BHC project would have a considerably softer tone/rating than its predecessors.

When asked what is biggest challenge would be, Ratner seemed to indicate that his new film would be geared towards a very PG audience.

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Capone calls WANTED an "aggressive, defiant whirlwind of a film"!!


Hey all. Capone in Chicago here.

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The winner of the Bad Lieutenant poster design contest is...

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with the results of the Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans poster contest!

I ended up with over 60 entries from all over the world. The contest was only open to US readers, unfortunately, but some non-US residents entered hoping only to have a good enough entry to warrant inclusion in the runner-ups… a couple made the cut and you’ll see them below.

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It’s Sarah Palin Week!! Will The Last SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE Of Sweeps Bring Back Tina Fey??<br>


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Capone is won over by the unique charms of the wily FANTASTIC MR. FOX!!!

Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

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FLASHFORWARD Hits Another Series Low!! MENTALIST Crushes PP!! FRINGE & DIARIES Down!! Lifetime’s RUNWAY Beats LENO!!

I am – Hercules!!

Thursday 18-49 finals (previous weeks in parentheses):

5.1 (5.6) (5.1) (5.2) (5.3) (5.0) (5.4) (6.1) (6.7) (1.8) Grey’s Anatomy
3.8 (4.0) (3.7) (3.7) (4.0) (3.5) (3.4) (3.7) (3.7) (3.6) Survivor
3.7 (3.6) (3.6) (3.6) (2.8) (3.5) (3.3) (3.8) (3.6) (1.9) The Mentalist
3.7 (4.2) (4.1) (4.2) (4.4) (4.1) (4.8) (3.9) (3.9) (4.1) The Office

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AICN Legends: Capone gets a great contact high from Kevin Smith, Part 1!!!

Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

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<font color=red>Updated!</font> MondoTees Hits L.A. Tonight! Rare, Limited Edition GREMLINS And ALIEN Posters Could Be Yours!

Beaks here...

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Hoffman May No Longer Make A FOCKing Appearance, But Streisand Will!!


Merrick here...


In MEET THE FOCKERS, the 2004 sequel to MEET THE PARENTS, we were introduced to Bernie and Rozalin Focker (Ben Stiller's parents). Now that a new FFOCKERS film is rolling around, there's been some question as to who'll return.

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The Next UNDERWORLD Film Will Be Scripted By A Writer From THE SHIELD!!


Merrick here...

John Hlavin, a writer on THE SHILED, will script a new UNDERWORLD film. No word on who'll direct or star, although Len Wiseman (who directed the first two films and produced the third) will produce.

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Massawyrm returns from PLANET 51 and deems it uninhabitable!!

Hola all. Massawyrm here.

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Who Should Play Barbie, Ken & Big Jim?? Steven Spielberg Developing TV Series Based On Stephen King’s New Novel UNDER THE DOME!!


I am – Hercules!!

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Cage, Herzog, Iguanas--Capone loves creeping around with all the animals in BAD LIEUTENANT: PORT OF CALL NEW ORLEANS!!!

Hey, everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

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The Oscar talk is nonsense, but Capone thinks THE BLIND SIDE is fairly watchable stuff!!!

Hey, everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

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Capone says the animated comedy PLANET 51 is lost in space!!!

Hey, everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

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Mr. Beaks Feels Like He Has To Say Something About NEW MOON!

TWILIGHT: NEW MOON is expected to open to $100 million this weekend, and I refuse to believe that anyone who pays to see this non-movie will enjoy it as anything other than a shameless melange of pasty skin, chiseled abs and tween-emo longing. It's garbage. And while I'm aware there are people who mistake the torpidity of these films for tragic depth, it's my hope that many of them will soon be exposed to Jane Austen as more than a cheap allusion, at which point they'll realize - with horror-struck remorse - the ignorant error of their youth.

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New trailer for PERCY JACKSON & THE OLYMPIANS: THE LIGHTNING THIEF hits...

Hey folks, Harry here... Earlier tonight I was at the Alamo Drafthouse South - where in the lobby there was a striking (pun intended) Standee for PERCY JACKSON & THE OLYMPIANS: THE LIGHTNING THIEF. It is the poster art, but with Percy Jackson throwing a flashing and thundering lightning bolt. Just in time for all the NEW MOON girls to notice(?) as they ponder bloodsports or bestiality. Then I spy the new trailer online and I get what Fox hopes happens with this series.

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See the Human Tech of AVATAR!

Hey folks, Harry here having just returned from the gloriousness of Werner Herzog's BAD LT... and I'm giddy. Crazy movies like that are way too few and far between... That said, I come home to a new look at the HUMAN TECH of AVATAR featurette... and yeah we all need to see this movie now. Oh - and watch out at your local theaters - there's roving gangs of women laying siege. Tis crazy out there...

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An exclusive clip from UP IN THE AIR featuring the great Jason Bateman and that Clooney character!!!

Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago.

I told you I'd be hounding you guys with all sorts of teasers and clips for the upcoming splendor that is UP IN THE AIR, which our own Copernicus declared "the film to beat for Best Picture this year." I happen to concur.

Today, I've got clip given exclusively to AICN that features the film's star, George Clooney, and the always-excellent Jason Bateman, who plays Clooney's boss, who is announcing his intention to saddle the solitude-oriented Clooney with a temporary partner. Enjoy!

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And now Capone has the Winners' names for the Chicago FANTASTIC MR. FOX screening!!!

Hey everyone. Capone here, with the list of winners for tickets to see the Chicago premiere of FANTASTIC MR. FOX on Monday, November 23 at 8:00 pm.

Those who entered and won will receive an email from me shortly with the details on the location of the screening. If you entered this contest and your name is on the list, but you did not receive an email, let me know and I'll get you the details.

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CRIMINAL MINDS Back On Top!! Post-HANK ABC Wednesday Up!! REAL WORLD Up!! LENO Stuck in 5th Place At 10 p.m.!! <br>

I am – Hercules!!

Wednesday 18-49 ratings; prior weeks in parentheses:


3.7 (3.4) (3.4) (2.5) (3.8) (3.8) (3.6) (3.8) (4.4) Criminal Minds
3.7 (---) (3.5) (3.7) (3.4) (3.6) (3.4) (3.8) (4.2) Modern Family
3.3 (3.4) (---) (---) (3.3) (3.4) (3.3) (3.3) (3.1) Glee
3.2 (3.8) (2.8) (2.2) (3.0) (3.2) (2.9) (3.3) (4.0) CSI: NY
3.2 (---) (2.8) (3.2) (3.1) (3.3) (3.2) (3.8) (4.4) Cougar Town

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CHUCK To Replace HEROES At <br>8 p.m. Mondays Starting Jan. 11!!<br>


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Starting February, <br>LOST Will Air Tuesdays!!<br>

I am – Hercules!!

“Lost” will air at 9 p.m. Tuesdays instead of in its traditional Wednesday berth, ABC announced Thursday.

This suggests it will have to contend with Fox’s top-rated megahit “American Idol,” which often airs in both the 8 p.m. and 9 p.m. timeslots on Wednesdays.

I think this is “Lost’s” first time on Tuesday.

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Capone has the Winners' Names for the Chicago NINJA ASSASSSIN screening!!!

Hey everyone. Capone here, with the list of winners for tickets to see the Chicago premiere of NINJA ASSASSIN on Monday, November 23 at 7:00 pm.

Those who entered and won will receive an email from me shortly with the details on the location of the screening. If you entered this contest and your name is on the list, but you did not receive an email, let me know and I'll get you the details.

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<font color=red>UPDATE!!</font> Merrick Thinks You Should Watch GALAXY QUEST Even If You Don't Like STAR TREK!!

Merrick again...

One of my Twitter folk kindly pointed me towards GALAXY QUEST: GLOBAL WARNING, a comic miniseries that continues the adventures of the GQ crew.

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SubliminalJones
by SubliminalJones
Mar 27th, 2009
01:35:32 AM
I'll look forward to renting
by Aloy
Mar 27th, 2009
01:35:53 AM
nice
by rebel299
Mar 27th, 2009
01:37:33 AM
hope it's good..
by deanbarry
Mar 27th, 2009
01:47:50 AM
Now I'm intrigued
by slone13
Mar 27th, 2009
01:49:11 AM
'self-aware' 'referential'
by Projectedlight
Mar 27th, 2009
01:51:55 AM
Holy shit plants.
by ErnestBorgNine
Mar 27th, 2009
02:00:59 AM
3 jagoffs in La Jolla is "conclusive"?
by Liberty Valance
Mar 27th, 2009
02:04:13 AM
"Stop being such an asshole Chaka!"
by Bass Ackwards
Mar 27th, 2009
02:07:07 AM
It's actually fun when plants try to appear non-planty
by RandySavage
Mar 27th, 2009
02:16:15 AM
I bet you real money this will do well on this site!
by Bones
Mar 27th, 2009
02:16:49 AM
Quick, someone water that PLANT!
by Outlaw
Mar 27th, 2009
02:23:34 AM
After seeing the latest cut of this film, the studio head...
by RandySavage
Mar 27th, 2009
02:25:19 AM
That 3rd review is so SPOILERISH!!!
by lazygarfield
Mar 27th, 2009
02:30:19 AM
The Statue of Liberty is a pop culture object?
by lockesbrokenleg
Mar 27th, 2009
02:45:01 AM
Good Lord, it's not even in the Coax section...
by Ravetin
Mar 27th, 2009
02:47:14 AM
It's like a forest in here...
by jsm1978
Mar 27th, 2009
02:48:06 AM
McBride needs to branch out a bit
by BitterMan23
Mar 27th, 2009
03:05:06 AM
Sounds like total shit.
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
Mar 27th, 2009
03:58:54 AM
I'm not a big Ferrell fan...
by a goonie
Mar 27th, 2009
04:04:24 AM
Cool. I wasn't expecting much from it at all.
by Mr Nicholas
Mar 27th, 2009
04:09:36 AM
Defies all expectation
by zapano
Mar 27th, 2009
04:11:25 AM
mmmm Plants
by abigsmurf
Mar 27th, 2009
04:15:59 AM
Glad to see everyone's Plant-dar is on!
by Potatino
Mar 27th, 2009
04:19:28 AM
This sounds as cool as I hoped it to be.
by hallmitchell
Mar 27th, 2009
05:30:54 AM
"first stoner/frat-boy/kiddie/mainstr eam/mom-and-dad movie?"
by kikuchiyoboy
Mar 27th, 2009
05:45:00 AM
3 plants in a row.
by Sal_Bando
Mar 27th, 2009
05:48:26 AM
it's going to suck
by Gungan Slayer
Mar 27th, 2009
06:08:05 AM
Plants-a-galore
by ricarleite2
Mar 27th, 2009
06:39:04 AM
First...
by Spider_Pig
Mar 27th, 2009
06:49:50 AM
Mouth breathers out in force today
by Zardozap2005
Mar 27th, 2009
06:55:40 AM
"I will be doing bong hits and watching this DVD on repeat for y
by Ray Gamma
Mar 27th, 2009
07:00:31 AM
and you bet AICN is complicit.
by Ray Gamma
Mar 27th, 2009
07:02:27 AM
Anna Friel
by Chaosinabox
Mar 27th, 2009
07:28:38 AM
who actually writes like that
by walrusholder
Mar 27th, 2009
07:30:22 AM
re: insulting fake reviews
by Ray Gamma
Mar 27th, 2009
07:42:48 AM
The reviews arrived all in the same hour
by Hardboiled Wonderland
Mar 27th, 2009
07:44:14 AM
"PATRONIZING STUDIO PLANT GOONS FUCK OFF YOU"
by We_Are_Trapper_Keeper
Mar 27th, 2009
07:46:09 AM
MarshallWillenHolly are supposed to be a family, dangit
by Catbarf the 12th
Mar 27th, 2009
07:46:55 AM
I think these reviewers all work at the Wal-Mart Garden Dept.
by rev_skarekroe
Mar 27th, 2009
07:56:30 AM
EASTBOUND AND DOWN
by Crow3711
Mar 27th, 2009
07:57:03 AM
Nice, they're training the plants. . .
by Nice Marmot
Mar 27th, 2009
08:01:39 AM
" I will be doing bong hits to this for years to come"
by Yoda's Ball Sack
Mar 27th, 2009
08:19:22 AM
Is there any question this will rock?
by BilboRing
Mar 27th, 2009
08:24:12 AM
Three plants report back from Land of the Lost.
by Yoda's Ball Sack
Mar 27th, 2009
08:30:08 AM
"I looked it up and it's Anna Friel -- don't know her"
by Thunderbolt Ross
Mar 27th, 2009
08:33:22 AM
Most Obvious Plants Ever Award
by Thunderbolt Ross
Mar 27th, 2009
08:34:55 AM
Ugh you people are pathetic.
by SantiagoAndDunbar
Mar 27th, 2009
08:39:56 AM
sorry, but I remember this for scaring the crap out my childhood
by altoandando
Mar 27th, 2009
08:40:16 AM
Danny McBride
by Frank Black
Mar 27th, 2009
08:42:27 AM
The first two review seem to be plants
by Rob0729
Mar 27th, 2009
08:45:54 AM
I guarantee you anything edgy will have been cut...
by blackmantis
Mar 27th, 2009
08:46:07 AM
Thank you Capt. Obvious Reviewers
by Jor-El23
Mar 27th, 2009
08:51:04 AM
PLANT PLANT PLANT PLANT PLANT
by whitty
Mar 27th, 2009
09:03:40 AM
Come on, AICN--what the fuck?
by whitty
Mar 27th, 2009
09:05:12 AM
PLANT PLANT PLANT PLANT PLANT
by whitty
Mar 27th, 2009
09:05:44 AM
PLANT PLANT PLANT PLANT PLANT
by whitty
Mar 27th, 2009
09:05:58 AM
No...the Talkbackers are all plants!
by Drebin
Mar 27th, 2009
09:12:13 AM
"There's a Will Ferrel song and dance- need a I say more?"
by D.Vader
Mar 27th, 2009
09:13:26 AM
Drebin, you're a plant.
by whitty
Mar 27th, 2009
09:33:44 AM
Can't be worse than Bewitched...can it?
by StatelyWayneManor
Mar 27th, 2009
09:33:46 AM
PLANT PLANT PLANT PLANT PLANT
by whitty
Mar 27th, 2009
09:34:17 AM
PLANT
by venvariants
Mar 27th, 2009
09:35:21 AM
whitty
by Drebin
Mar 27th, 2009
09:47:25 AM
wow
by macheesmo3
Mar 27th, 2009
09:49:10 AM
Plant...I thought men like you were called a fruit
by Jor-El23
Mar 27th, 2009
09:50:14 AM
Will Ferrell. Jim Bulushi.
by Jodet
Mar 27th, 2009
09:58:29 AM
These plants are trashing my lights!
by santi01
Mar 27th, 2009
10:10:05 AM
"...a spot in the dessert that is a hole in time"
by MattDomville
Mar 27th, 2009
10:11:10 AM
DerLanghaarige, believe RowdyroddyStriper
by irritable
Mar 27th, 2009
10:11:21 AM
I like movies.
by Sixtyhurts
Mar 27th, 2009
10:12:49 AM
THIS MOVIE LOOKS TERRIBLE, BUT I DOUBTED IT
by jah_kingdom
Mar 27th, 2009
10:14:06 AM
I thought whitty had some really good points.
by bobbofatz
Mar 27th, 2009
10:29:34 AM
When you anagramize "Harry Knowles" and "Plant"...
by We_Are_Trapper_Keeper
Mar 27th, 2009
10:35:19 AM
Agreed: "Stop being such an asshole, Chaka!"
by Darth Macchio
Mar 27th, 2009
10:42:44 AM
how do the people that run this joint
by dailysportspages
Mar 27th, 2009
10:54:17 AM
You people are ridiculous...
by The Eskimo
Mar 27th, 2009
10:55:07 AM
Stop being such an asshole, Chaka
by GunterMonkey
Mar 27th, 2009
11:23:01 AM
"Quit being such an asshole, Chaka!"
by GunterMonkey
Mar 27th, 2009
11:25:05 AM
But is it as good as Ringo Starr's CAVEMAN?
by IAmLegolas
Mar 27th, 2009
11:25:12 AM
I Have NEVER Felt More Inclined to Write the Word "Plant"
by rotgut1
Mar 27th, 2009
11:27:44 AM
And I'm 43 Years Old - and Not That Cool - And Even I Can Smell
by rotgut1
Mar 27th, 2009
11:29:22 AM
YOU GUYS
by Ray Gamma
Mar 27th, 2009
11:49:49 AM
Oh, and by the way...
by whitty
Mar 27th, 2009
12:10:45 PM
I can't take these 'reviews' anymore
by Wee Willie
Mar 27th, 2009
12:19:12 PM
Whitty
by Wee Willie
Mar 27th, 2009
12:19:31 PM
These reviews scream plants so much,
by Ingeld
Mar 27th, 2009
12:20:41 PM
While you're in Land of the Lost
by Cap'n Jack
Mar 27th, 2009
12:22:33 PM
Fuck you studio pig
by The Brains
Mar 27th, 2009
12:28:22 PM
I prefer taking bong hits
by The Brains
Mar 27th, 2009
12:32:48 PM
"If you like Eastbound and Down, you'll laugh alot"
by BanditDarville
Mar 27th, 2009
12:43:12 PM
Those "reviews" do seem unusually similar
by Rupee88
Mar 27th, 2009
12:43:15 PM
Sweet mother...
by Dollar Bird
Mar 27th, 2009
12:44:48 PM
Wee Willy
by whitty
Mar 27th, 2009
12:46:30 PM
First review is a definite plant
by James Westfall
Mar 27th, 2009
12:47:11 PM
"If you like Eastbound and Down, you'll laugh alot"
by BanditDarville
Mar 27th, 2009
12:48:19 PM
Pineapple Express was stupid
by The Brains
Mar 27th, 2009
12:48:23 PM
The bottom line...
by whitty
Mar 27th, 2009
12:50:51 PM
Yeah they shouldn't hire stoners
by The Brains
Mar 27th, 2009
12:54:24 PM
Or "write" Pineapple Express.
by The Brains
Mar 27th, 2009
12:55:19 PM
Or this movie.
by The Brains
Mar 27th, 2009
12:56:01 PM
Raped Again
by LordMoon
Mar 27th, 2009
01:24:45 PM
Plant or no plant
by drewlicious
Mar 27th, 2009
02:14:04 PM
line that proves this is a plant:
by altoandando
Mar 27th, 2009
02:27:43 PM
In regard to the "bong hits" line...
by GunterMonkey
Mar 27th, 2009
02:48:31 PM
Stop being such an douche bag plant, Chaka
by Yoda's Ball Sack
Mar 27th, 2009
02:48:40 PM
I guess what I'm saying is...
by GunterMonkey
Mar 27th, 2009
02:50:32 PM
Stop being such an douche bag, Will Ferral
by Yoda's Ball Sack
Mar 27th, 2009
02:53:59 PM
More Filth from Ferral.. yippie..
by hatespeech
Mar 27th, 2009
02:55:39 PM
Guntermonkey
by macheesmo3
Mar 27th, 2009
03:04:24 PM
I will be doing bong hits and reading AICN
by Ray Gamma
Mar 27th, 2009
03:07:49 PM
Sex jokes in Land of the Lost?
by Dingbatty
Mar 27th, 2009
03:59:38 PM
New rule - non plants include spoilers.
by cant_stop_yawning
Mar 27th, 2009
04:08:10 PM
Also - Harry, if your arent a tool, call these plants
by cant_stop_yawning
Mar 27th, 2009
04:12:17 PM
" From Jizz in My Pants to this."
by Yoda's Ball Sack
Mar 27th, 2009
04:19:24 PM
Put down your action figures and exercise some editorial discret
by Yoda's Ball Sack
Mar 27th, 2009
04:20:49 PM
Hollywood: Raping Your Childhood for 30 Years!
by oisin5199
Mar 27th, 2009
04:28:41 PM
three Plants come in and post shit on AICN.
by Sal_Bando
Mar 27th, 2009
05:01:53 PM
Attention soulless, bloodsucking planty FUCK:
by DocPazuzu
Mar 27th, 2009
05:09:40 PM
To everyone screaming "They raped my childhood!"
by OBESE_WAN_KENOBI
Mar 27th, 2009
05:29:06 PM
To OBESE_WAN_KENOBI
by cant_stop_yawning
Mar 27th, 2009
05:44:46 PM
To oisin5199
by cant_stop_yawning
Mar 27th, 2009
05:48:31 PM
OBESE_WAN_KENOBI
by Immortal_Fish
Mar 27th, 2009
07:36:43 PM
One time...
by TedKordLives
Mar 27th, 2009
07:48:09 PM
Who was that...
by TedKordLives
Mar 27th, 2009
08:22:44 PM
Or Radioactive Man, the walking nuclear
by TedKordLives
Mar 27th, 2009
08:28:08 PM
DocPazuzu
by tbransonlives
Mar 27th, 2009
08:39:05 PM
Plant
by squarin
Mar 27th, 2009
09:17:49 PM
La Jolla? Fucking La Jolla?
by conspiracy
Mar 27th, 2009
09:22:55 PM
Beaks, how can you call Will Farrell "great?"
by crankyoldguy
Mar 27th, 2009
09:23:10 PM
Three plants report back from Land of the Lost.
by Yoda's Ball Sack
Mar 27th, 2009
09:38:48 PM
This makes me mourn for Jurassic Park 4
by SoylentMean
Mar 27th, 2009
10:46:03 PM
OK kiddies... lets see if we can reverse engineer the talking po
by MurderMostFowl
Mar 28th, 2009
12:11:44 AM
Of course, the ol' "the original was crap /
by Dingbatty
Mar 28th, 2009
02:36:58 AM
Can't_stop_yawning
by OBESE_WAN_KENOBI
Mar 28th, 2009
07:38:33 AM
Squarin
by whitty
Mar 28th, 2009
08:34:25 AM
Squarin
by whitty
Mar 28th, 2009
08:34:54 AM
Wow, sounds like shit
by m_prevette
Mar 28th, 2009
08:52:41 AM
"My kids are more highbrow"
by Thunderbolt Ross
Mar 28th, 2009
08:59:10 AM
When does this movie come out?
by dingleberryjerry
Mar 28th, 2009
09:00:13 AM
First RED DWARF clip from new film online
by Col. Tigh-Fighter
Mar 28th, 2009
10:17:11 AM
To Whitty...
by squarin
Mar 28th, 2009
01:57:27 PM
squarin... here's how to prove you're not a plant
by MurderMostFowl
Mar 28th, 2009
03:49:27 PM
Sounds Awful
by christian66
Mar 28th, 2009
06:30:12 PM
Here's what PLANTS want you to believe:
by DocPazuzu
Mar 28th, 2009
06:34:16 PM
Tyrannosaurus lex
by ObiWan Knievel
Mar 28th, 2009
10:01:28 PM
Watch "Kings" on NBC
by DeadPanWalking
Mar 29th, 2009
06:23:46 PM
Will Ferrell/Pterodactyl egg/'A Chorus Line' dance number
by Trazadone
Mar 29th, 2009
06:31:43 PM
Jerry, this comes out June 5, 2009...
by StatelyWayneManor
Mar 30th, 2009
12:22:17 PM
Thanks StatelyWayneManor....
by dingleberryjerry
Mar 30th, 2009
02:11:37 PM

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