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Clounshoo Beholds BRUNO!!


Merrick here...


Back in 2006, when BORAT: CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR MAKE BENEFIT GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN came out, I posted one of the first reviews (if not the first) of the film here on AICN. I can't remember the name of the contributor whose review I posted & can't find that review via our recently improved (but still not entirely adequate) search engine.

Shortly after said review was posted, I received a tremendously entertaining (and somewhat lengthy) e-mail about the film from someone close to the production - written in Borat(ish) broken English.

I'm not sure who sent that e-mail - perhaps it was even Sacha himself. But, no matter who the author, the wording, creativity, and intelligence evident in the message brought me a newfound appreciation for the richness of the Ali G/Borat/Bruno/Cohenverse.

Subsequently, I've become a wiser...considerably more avid...follower of Cohen's work, and I've been very much looking forward to the arrival of BRUNO'as feature film.

Here's a message from Clounshoo, who just caught a test screening of the film.

Hey guys. I just saw a screening of Bruno and figured I’d share my “do not share any information with the media” information with the media. Specifically, Aintitcool! I’ve never sent in any sort of anything to any movie site before, but I’m sick and bored, so I figured I’d spill on what I saw tonight. This will also be a mostly spoiler-free review.

First, a little setup. I’m a fan of the show, and a fan of the Borat movie. BAM. That should do it.

I saw the Bruno screening tonight in a packed theatre, and of course got the whole “it’s a working edit” chat, but it seemed pretty complete to me. That said, I’ll split my review into three parts; the bad, the good, and the rest.

First, the bad. My biggest problem with Borat was that a lot of the material had been recycled from the show, and unfortunately it wasn’t quite as funny the second time around on the big screen. That applies here as well, although not quite as much. Which is good. But not good enough to be in “the good,” although I’ll continue this thought in that section.

I think my biggest issue with Bruno, however, is that there are parts that feel too contrived. I feel for the filmmakers a bit (until I remind myself that they are making millions, and I am living on an air mattress), because you can sense a few of the bits almost collapsing due to one specific thing, and that is the fact that Cohen just can’t get away with what he could a few years ago. He’s just too big now. We all heard the stories of him getting busted trying to pull various schemes during shooting, and those all still make it in the film (some with a sort of explanation to make the footage still useable), but you can practically tell some of the reactions they got were not of people aghast at the confusion that was going on, but rather that they knew exactly what was going on. As in, the jig is up. Cohen and the editors try to play it off, but the gut feeling that it isn’t quite working is still there.

Speaking of contrivances, quite a bunch of the guerrilla type setups seemed to have been replaced by scripted material, possibly as a direct result of that now lack of anonymity. My problem with that is that they tried to play it off as unplanned. Since this is mostly spoiler-free, I’ll just throw out one part as an example, and that part is the “Hollywood agent.” Bruno shows up in L.A. and meets with an agent, and it doesn’t seem real from the get-go, but it’s played like it is.

But it just doesn’t gel with believability, and I think a lot of the realness issue has to do with the Bruno character as a whole. With Borat, a lot of people were willing to let that clueless foreign guy slide because he almost seemed like the type you’d run into in NYC, at least at first. Cohen stays in character, grows a moustache, doesn’t bathe for a week, and the guy is a real person from another land. Bruno pretty much never comes across as that believable. His nature is to be slick, so people are already suspecting.

Moving along in “the bad,” and continuing with the believability theme; what the hell was up with Bruno, anyway? He seemed far less organic than the crazy Austrian from the TV show. The only thing I can think of is that it is in fact because this was far more scripted. You’ll know what I’m talking about when the first trailers hit, because it’s prevalent throughout. The voice has been changed, some of the cockiness has been displaced, and some of the meanness has been dropped also. It’s not a big deal, just…different.

One last bit of bad, and there is a minor spoiler here. After the actual climax of the film, there is a bonus ---SPOILER--- where Bruno does a charity song about being gay with a bunch of A-list celebrities. There are some big names on the list. The bit in itself isn’t bad, but it was better in pretty much every way the first time we saw it when Jimmy Kimmel did the “I’m fucking Ben Affleck” skit. This was good, that was better. This was funny, that was funnier. It’s kind of a shame the movie ends on that note, and it would probably be better on the cutting room floor because of the comparison, but there are way too many big names for that to happen. ---END SPOILERS---

Ok, on to the good!

The good is going to be shorter than the bad because there’s only one major thing you need to know, and that’s that Bruno is funny as hell. It’s very, very funny. It’s crazier than anything you’ve seen in a mainstream theatre, and yes, that includes Borat. I’ve seen a lot of stuff in my life, and I’m pretty jaded, but I saw some images and themes here I have really not seen before, and the surprising thing was how well it went over with the audience. I won’t spoil any of it, but just know that you simply can’t expect what Bruno delivers in some parts.

There are some scenes that were so incredibly funny that I, and everyone else, barely kept from dry heaving. ---MINOR SPOILERS--- The focus group scene where Bruno debuts his footage (again, you can’t even begin to imagine what ends up being shown) from his new American celeb show was outstanding. The baby photo shoot and corresponding interview on a local talk show with an all-black audience was also great, as was the extremely gay boyfriend intro scene and the film’s climax, which (even though it looked a bit fake) put a brand new spin on ultimate fighting. ---END SPOILERS---

I mentioned that the whole “recycling things from the TV show” was kinda bad, but the upside of that was that in some cases they were taken even further than you thought they could go, so even though we have seen some of the stuff before, we haven’t seen it as extreme as this.

And now, onto the rest.

I have a feeling this film is going to polarize people far more than Borat did. I think Bruno will play well in major cities, but I really don’t know if middle America is going to take Bruno the same way and the reason, of course, is the subject matter. With Borat, even the racists got in on the jokes because, let’s face it, Borat hit at a level that people could say “he’s making a point about how intolerant some of us still are,” but he also hit at the “hey bro, he just made fun of Jews by calling them cockroaches and that’s funny RIGHTONMOTHERFUCKER GIMME A FUCKIN PINCH OF CHEW” level. I guess there’s no other way to say this, but the amount of ass fucking and completely gay dick sucking in Bruno is massive. It’s huge. And that’s going to make a lot of people uncomfortable. Which is great! But it will make for poorer box office. I’d like to be proven wrong on that, though.

Another aspect of the movie is the racial under and overtones. The ---MINOR SPOILER--- whole sequence where he adopts a black baby to be cool and parades it all over the place is really going to get some people talking. But damn, is it funny. ---END SPOILERS---

The story and plot themselves were ok, and obviously just there to set up the bits. Think Borat, replace the fat assistant with a gay assistant, and instead of a road trip across America, throw in a…well, road trip across America I guess.

And there you have it. I’d give the movie a solid 7.5 out of 10 (slightly lower than Borat, which I’d give almost an 8), and it’s surely the funniest thing I’ve seen this year.

I suppose you could skip all that shit I wrote and just read this part: Bruno is very, very funny, if not just a bit contrived.

And, so the crazy marketing people don’t hunt me down if you post this, please just call me…”Clounshoo.” Thanks!

For those wondering, the message I mention above went MIA during a techno apocalypse. Harry got mad at me for losing it, saying "This is why the universe hates you." I'd been trying to answer that question for a while; at the time it seemed as good a reason as any.







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by The Amazing G
Mar 26th, 2009
08:47:02 AM

by cesareo
Mar 26th, 2009
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by cesareo
Mar 26th, 2009
08:48:42 AM
Air mattresses are cold to sleep on...
by FlickaPoo
Mar 26th, 2009
08:53:14 AM
Uh, Jugdish, got news for ya...
by Mgmax
Mar 26th, 2009
08:58:36 AM
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by beatleMatt
Mar 26th, 2009
09:06:50 AM
If this is good for anything, it should...
by Chadley BeBay
Mar 26th, 2009
09:07:14 AM
Scripted Bruno = Flames on Optimus
by ricarleite2
Mar 26th, 2009
09:10:11 AM
ali g movie
by stupidmop
Mar 26th, 2009
09:15:14 AM
Sasha is an arrogant self serving fuck.
by hatespeech
Mar 26th, 2009
09:16:24 AM
the fighting scene
by rainbowtrout1265
Mar 26th, 2009
09:17:09 AM
rainbowtrout1265
by Burgundy82
Mar 26th, 2009
09:39:03 AM
Fully Enjoyed Ali G movie
by MetiphisLabs
Mar 26th, 2009
09:48:50 AM
Yet another write-off of Middle America
by Shut the Fuck up Donny
Mar 26th, 2009
09:52:26 AM
"Yet another write-off of Middle America"
by BilboRing
Mar 26th, 2009
10:00:05 AM
Middle America is for dummkopfs
by Rubiks Doob
Mar 26th, 2009
10:01:21 AM
Wow
by Magnum Opus
Mar 26th, 2009
10:03:26 AM
Nevermind, you guys are right.
by Shut the Fuck up Donny
Mar 26th, 2009
10:05:42 AM
"if not just a bit contrived"??
by FleshMachine
Mar 26th, 2009
10:08:48 AM
he need to invent a new NEVER SEEN character
by FleshMachine
Mar 26th, 2009
10:12:00 AM
Good Review
by AgentCross
Mar 26th, 2009
10:12:43 AM
Middle America/South bias
by Drebin
Mar 26th, 2009
10:16:19 AM
The 'gay' subject matter
by performingmonkey
Mar 26th, 2009
10:18:56 AM
When is his Sherlock Holmes comedy out?
by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGH TS
Mar 26th, 2009
10:21:27 AM
Eye Rolling
by Rex Carsalot
Mar 26th, 2009
10:44:57 AM
Rex Carsalot
by Metrogenic
Mar 26th, 2009
11:03:00 AM
Middle America hates Jews?
by Charlie_Allnut
Mar 26th, 2009
11:07:59 AM
Urban areas exist in the midwest.
by Rev. Slappy
Mar 26th, 2009
11:19:10 AM
Yee Haww
by masteryoda007
Mar 26th, 2009
11:43:53 AM
Sasha Baron Cohen
by Flibbertygibbet
Mar 26th, 2009
11:57:18 AM
Yeah, because the majority of voters who backed Prop 8
by BLEST
Mar 26th, 2009
12:00:11 PM
Am I the only one that thinks....
by Gabba-UK
Mar 26th, 2009
12:04:43 PM
I live in the South
by D.Vader
Mar 26th, 2009
12:25:36 PM
I never say this
by secretcylon
Mar 26th, 2009
12:28:44 PM
Scripted and Secretcylon
by filmcoyote
Mar 26th, 2009
12:39:35 PM
"7.5 out of 10 (slightly lower than Borat, which I’d give almost
by Knuckleduster
Mar 26th, 2009
01:11:12 PM
an 8)"
by Knuckleduster
Mar 26th, 2009
01:12:03 PM
Not gay, but can watch tranny porn
by FullBloodedScot
Mar 26th, 2009
01:26:52 PM
Borat was inspired humor, hope the same of Bruno
by bobbofatz
Mar 26th, 2009
01:34:30 PM
EXACTLY bobbofatz...
by BLEST
Mar 26th, 2009
01:53:44 PM
BLEST: The gay agenda shouldn't be shoved
by Outlaw
Mar 26th, 2009
02:06:26 PM
?
by Candy ass monkey suit
Mar 26th, 2009
02:20:40 PM
Borat sucked
by Second Try
Mar 26th, 2009
02:24:56 PM
The gay agenda
by Second Try
Mar 26th, 2009
02:26:15 PM
"I take it Ali G won't make the BIg Screen anytime soon"
by billyhitchcock
Mar 26th, 2009
02:36:38 PM
filmcoyote
by manifestchaos
Mar 26th, 2009
02:38:55 PM
We, the morons of the midwest ...
by leftofcentristdotcom
Mar 26th, 2009
02:40:41 PM
Won't play middle America?
by skimn
Mar 26th, 2009
02:42:17 PM
Dick sucking and ass fucking?
by Grievey
Mar 26th, 2009
02:44:43 PM
THE GAAAAAYY AGENDDDAAA!!!
by dr sauch
Mar 26th, 2009
02:57:41 PM
when 5% of the country has to make a film like this
by BLEST
Mar 26th, 2009
03:08:24 PM
Having shows like "Next" or "Date my Mom" on MTV
by BLEST
Mar 26th, 2009
03:13:14 PM
I thought Borat was funny, though.
by BLEST
Mar 26th, 2009
03:23:58 PM
Lulz.
by BLEST
Mar 26th, 2009
03:45:36 PM
Midday MTV programming
by skimn
Mar 26th, 2009
04:03:58 PM
Explain "Gay Agenda"
by tk 421
Mar 26th, 2009
04:16:15 PM
Gay Agenda:
by BLEST
Mar 26th, 2009
04:24:37 PM
Well said BLEST
by snomusic
Mar 26th, 2009
04:43:33 PM
Fuck you BLEST
by themagus
Mar 26th, 2009
04:46:43 PM
I'm all for the gay agenda
by johnnyangel
Mar 26th, 2009
04:48:18 PM
I don't mind if you want to show gay porn to an unsuspecting aud
by LaneMyersClassic
Mar 26th, 2009
04:48:28 PM
themagus
by BLEST
Mar 26th, 2009
05:10:48 PM
What's the Highlander?
by shaft478
Mar 26th, 2009
05:15:26 PM
Massive ass fucking and dick sucking?
by DickBallsworth
Mar 26th, 2009
05:16:20 PM
Why do gays have to choose to be gay?
by seppukudkurosawa
Mar 26th, 2009
05:16:24 PM
The Return of Bruno
by Iowa Snot Client
Mar 26th, 2009
05:17:30 PM
johnnyangel
by JoseJones
Mar 26th, 2009
05:18:52 PM
AICN talkbacks = the new faggin' out
by DickBallsworth
Mar 26th, 2009
05:22:42 PM
BLEST
by geekzapoppin
Mar 26th, 2009
05:27:26 PM
Homosexuality taught in schools?
by D.Vader
Mar 26th, 2009
05:28:20 PM
No Jose...
by BLEST
Mar 26th, 2009
05:46:56 PM
And maybe this is what Steve Coogan should have done ten years a
by palimpsest
Mar 26th, 2009
05:48:24 PM
BLEST
by manifestchaos
Mar 26th, 2009
06:04:37 PM
lol, where did you get the 5% number Blest, you stupid fuck?
by dr sauch
Mar 26th, 2009
06:15:23 PM
THIS NOT NORMAL BECAUSE OLD BOOK SAY SO!
by dr sauch
Mar 26th, 2009
06:16:00 PM
The Gay Agenda sounds awesome
by Harold The Great
Mar 26th, 2009
06:32:47 PM
But seriously BLEST
by Harold The Great
Mar 26th, 2009
06:34:10 PM
Hate Crimes
by snomusic
Mar 26th, 2009
07:27:00 PM
Hate Crimes
by Outlaw
Mar 26th, 2009
07:51:59 PM
being gay is natural.
by no-no
Mar 26th, 2009
07:54:33 PM
WhinyNegativeBitch is a product of the white agenda...
by DrBrianOblivion
Mar 26th, 2009
08:17:34 PM
whinynegativebitch, do you realize how insane you sound?
by dr sauch
Mar 26th, 2009
08:24:52 PM
Also Whinybitch...
by DrBrianOblivion
Mar 26th, 2009
08:41:03 PM
ooohhhh look out its the gay agenda!!!
by slappy jones
Mar 26th, 2009
09:19:33 PM
having just watched VIDEODROME
by frank cotton
Mar 26th, 2009
11:49:32 PM
Blest
by BrightEyes
Mar 26th, 2009
11:59:13 PM
prop 8
by JoseJones
Mar 27th, 2009
12:13:42 AM
by the way
by JoseJones
Mar 27th, 2009
12:18:24 AM
for one
by JoseJones
Mar 27th, 2009
12:21:39 AM
there is no debate
by JoseJones
Mar 27th, 2009
12:27:49 AM
whore
by JoseJones
Mar 27th, 2009
12:30:37 AM
Billion
by JoseJones
Mar 27th, 2009
12:51:32 AM
Regarding the gay material...
by jsm1978
Mar 27th, 2009
12:58:50 AM
That should have been...
by jsm1978
Mar 27th, 2009
12:59:18 AM
And today's agenda is
by mulberry
Mar 27th, 2009
01:54:25 AM
So if I don't want to watch gay sex...
by Grievey
Mar 27th, 2009
02:23:56 AM
anal sex with men rulz!
by hammerfight
Mar 27th, 2009
03:41:43 AM
grats Merrik
by Happy Boy
Mar 27th, 2009
03:46:49 AM
I don't go to the cinema to watch gay sex
by mulberry
Mar 27th, 2009
04:19:25 AM
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
by Sal_Bando
Mar 27th, 2009
06:00:35 AM
pathetic
by Lost Jarv
Mar 27th, 2009
07:44:27 AM
Lost Jarv
by mulberry
Mar 27th, 2009
08:32:28 AM
WILL FERREL AD REM/LIP
by mutombo
Mar 27th, 2009
12:32:26 PM
Yes...It may be professor....
by DrBrianOblivion
Mar 27th, 2009
12:37:56 PM
Wow, I stirred up a hornets nest, didn't I?
by BLEST
Mar 27th, 2009
12:52:54 PM
wow...
by Don_Logan
Mar 27th, 2009
12:59:37 PM
What I dont understand...
by DrBrianOblivion
Mar 27th, 2009
01:04:16 PM
blest
by stupidmop
Mar 27th, 2009
01:29:16 PM
Those who call others homophobes...
by Grievey
Mar 27th, 2009
01:35:04 PM
Totally Stupidmop
by DrBrianOblivion
Mar 27th, 2009
01:39:45 PM
Beastly
by mulberry
Mar 27th, 2009
02:20:40 PM
You guys are fucking idiots
by Novaman5000
Mar 27th, 2009
02:27:18 PM
*If you don't like it, DON'T go see it.
by Novaman5000
Mar 27th, 2009
02:28:15 PM
Gervais
by Don_Logan
Mar 27th, 2009
02:28:38 PM
Ricky Gervais
by dacanesta
Mar 27th, 2009
02:30:51 PM
gays are targeting heteros - lock your doors!
by scenic
Mar 27th, 2009
05:02:33 PM
So uh, yeah...
by BLEST
Mar 27th, 2009
05:07:23 PM
blest
by stupidmop
Mar 27th, 2009
09:07:49 PM
oh and greivy..
by stupidmop
Mar 27th, 2009
09:27:59 PM
The Gay Agenda:
by eXcommunicated
Mar 28th, 2009
12:10:30 AM
I'm cool with gay people
by mutombo
Mar 28th, 2009
05:18:41 PM
Id like to point out
by snomusic
Mar 29th, 2009
04:24:32 AM

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