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FATHER GEEK gives his thoughts on the DEEP BLUE SEA.
Well folks, Father Geek caught the sharks of DEEP BLUE SEA this evening at a giant
Mega-plex in a small landlocked town a few miles north of Austin and a good hundred
miles from the closest real shark down at San Antonio’s Sea World. However my day
started much closer to the real thing’s habitat, much much closer, about 2 feet away to be
exact.
5:45 am CST... July 27, 1999... Father Geek and Texas watercolorist Walter Falk are
cautiously inching our way out the dark, wet, narrow (4 feet), rickety old (1940’s) private
pier jutting 200 yards out into the shark infested Gulf of Mexico. This ill-kept unlit
construction was a few yards from the door of The Surf Court’s cabin #7 where we had
spent the night listening to the lapping of the gulf’s waters just a few feet away after
spending all day Monday shoveling through the ashes and charred remains of the house
that stored 5 generations of the seagoing (2 Admirals) Falk family treasures. We were
searching for carved Chinese Jade and Ivory pieces, 17th century Philadelphia silver,
primative art from Java, Hawaii, and all the islands in between; lifetimes of truly
irreplaceable objects. 200 + years of family history destroyed in a burst of lightning and
the resulting BACKDRAFT-like 2000 degree flash fire. After 10 hours we had found
nothing to speak of, Zeus’ finger had done its job too well. We retreated up an alley to a
small seaman’s bar, The Rutter, to drown our disappointments in 85 cent Lone Star and
several orders of greasy coastal Tex-Mex. After 8 or so longnecks apiece we stumbled the
half block to our late 1930’s bungalow, past pickups from Idaho and North Dakota, and
fell mercifully into a deep sleep at 9:30 pm.
The old pier shook with the gentle push of the water in this protected fishing cove as the
two experienced travelers sat there in the moonless dark exchanging tales of adventures in
the oceans we had visited and staring out at the offshore oil rig on the horizon; looming
there like some mad scientist Bond villian’s futuristic sea headquarters as the sun broke
the surface of the water slightly to its right. We stayed a while longer till the sun cleared
the water, extinquisting the blaze that had engulfed the sea lab, and climbed behind a low
cloudbank, it was breath-taking and suddenly in the distance there where 25 or more
shrimpers heading out to sea, a parade of ghost ships in the dawn’s half light. Father Geek
and The Falk re-entered the here and now. We rose to our feet and returned reluctantly to
shore. It was a 4 1/2 hour drive back to Austin. We wanted to make some stops along the
way, and I had to get back in time to catch the free preview screening of DEEP BLUE
SEA.
I love giant and/or super-smart creature movies! Ol’ Father Geek grew up in the 50’s. I
saw THEM, THE GIANT GILA MONSTER, THE DEADLY MANTIS, THE
BEGINNING OF THE END, TARANTULA, THE KILLER SHREWS, and dozens of
others just like them as a pre-teen. I cut my film going teeth on these flicks, and later on I
would haul Harry out to see movies like EMPIRE OF THE ANTS, FOOD OF THE
GODS, BUGS, PIRANHA & PIRANHA II, ALLIGATOR, ORCA, and of course all the
JAWS films. He loved them too! More recently we’ve seen MIMIC, DEEP RISING,
LAKE PLACID, TREMORS & TREMORS II, and a host of others together. When I left
for the Texas coast in the pre-dawn hours Monday I left Harry a note: “Will be back
Tuesday before 5pm, DON’T leave for DEEP BLUE SEA without me!!!”
Father Geek also loves escape/survival movies! ANDROMEDA STRAIN, THE GREAT
ESCAPE, THE POSIDEON ADVENTURE, WESTWORLD, ESCAPE FROM NEW
YORK, RUNAWAY TRAIN, PURSUIT, THX 1138, THE GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY,
SPHERE, LOGAN’S RUN, ALIENS, SURVIVE, ABYSS, JURASSIC PARK, just way
too many to list.
I had a great time at DEEP BLUE SEA! It is not a great motion picture, but then few are.
That’s why they’re called GREAT. It is however a hell of alot of fun. Not fun as in ED
WOOD bad film fun. Not fun as in the LAKE PLACID wink wink we’re really a comedy
type of fun. It is fun in the sense of a serious (not tongue in cheek) escape from a
giant/smart creature who has you caught between a rock and a hard place kind of film. Is
it the best of these ever filmed? Probably not, but it is a very good one. Its very like
ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK, if New York was sinking and A#1 was a 20 foot shark.
Its ANDROMEDA STRAIN combined with TREMORS. Its FOOD OF THE GODS
acted out on the set of THE POSIDEON ADVENTURE. Its LOGAN running from THE
GIANT GILA MONSTER, or better yet THX1138 running from JAWS. Its like THE
TOWERING INFERNO, but the water pouring down the stairwells and elevator shafts is
populated with PIRANHA. You know, it feels alot like JURASSIC PARK, but just not as
visually stimulating. And I like all these movies, sure some alot more than others.
DEEP
BLUE SEA is not JAWS, or THE ABYSS, or THEM, or ALIEN, but in my opinion it is
not too many notches below them. It is better than nearly all the giant/smart creature
movies I listed a couple of paragraphs back and most of the escape/survive flicks I
mentioned are a shade better than DBS, so if you like the films I’ve covered here you
should get a kick out of the film. One more thing, don’t wait for the DVD to come out,
this one is meant to be seen big and loud. If you don’t want to spend $7.50 on it catch a
matinee because its well worth $3.75.
cautiously inching our way out the dark, wet, narrow (4 feet), rickety old (1940’s) private
pier jutting 200 yards out into the shark infested Gulf of Mexico. This ill-kept unlit
construction was a few yards from the door of The Surf Court’s cabin #7 where we had
spent the night listening to the lapping of the gulf’s waters just a few feet away after
spending all day Monday shoveling through the ashes and charred remains of the house
that stored 5 generations of the seagoing (2 Admirals) Falk family treasures. We were
searching for carved Chinese Jade and Ivory pieces, 17th century Philadelphia silver,
primative art from Java, Hawaii, and all the islands in between; lifetimes of truly
irreplaceable objects. 200 + years of family history destroyed in a burst of lightning and
the resulting BACKDRAFT-like 2000 degree flash fire. After 10 hours we had found
nothing to speak of, Zeus’ finger had done its job too well. We retreated up an alley to a
small seaman’s bar, The Rutter, to drown our disappointments in 85 cent Lone Star and
several orders of greasy coastal Tex-Mex. After 8 or so longnecks apiece we stumbled the
half block to our late 1930’s bungalow, past pickups from Idaho and North Dakota, and
fell mercifully into a deep sleep at 9:30 pm.
The old pier shook with the gentle push of the water in this protected fishing cove as the
two experienced travelers sat there in the moonless dark exchanging tales of adventures in
the oceans we had visited and staring out at the offshore oil rig on the horizon; looming
there like some mad scientist Bond villian’s futuristic sea headquarters as the sun broke
the surface of the water slightly to its right. We stayed a while longer till the sun cleared
the water, extinquisting the blaze that had engulfed the sea lab, and climbed behind a low
cloudbank, it was breath-taking and suddenly in the distance there where 25 or more
shrimpers heading out to sea, a parade of ghost ships in the dawn’s half light. Father Geek
and The Falk re-entered the here and now. We rose to our feet and returned reluctantly to
shore. It was a 4 1/2 hour drive back to Austin. We wanted to make some stops along the
way, and I had to get back in time to catch the free preview screening of DEEP BLUE
SEA.
I love giant and/or super-smart creature movies! Ol’ Father Geek grew up in the 50’s. I
saw THEM, THE GIANT GILA MONSTER, THE DEADLY MANTIS, THE
BEGINNING OF THE END, TARANTULA, THE KILLER SHREWS, and dozens of
others just like them as a pre-teen. I cut my film going teeth on these flicks, and later on I
would haul Harry out to see movies like EMPIRE OF THE ANTS, FOOD OF THE
GODS, BUGS, PIRANHA & PIRANHA II, ALLIGATOR, ORCA, and of course all the
JAWS films. He loved them too! More recently we’ve seen MIMIC, DEEP RISING,
LAKE PLACID, TREMORS & TREMORS II, and a host of others together. When I left
for the Texas coast in the pre-dawn hours Monday I left Harry a note: “Will be back
Tuesday before 5pm, DON’T leave for DEEP BLUE SEA without me!!!”
Father Geek also loves escape/survival movies! ANDROMEDA STRAIN, THE GREAT
ESCAPE, THE POSIDEON ADVENTURE, WESTWORLD, ESCAPE FROM NEW
YORK, RUNAWAY TRAIN, PURSUIT, THX 1138, THE GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY,
SPHERE, LOGAN’S RUN, ALIENS, SURVIVE, ABYSS, JURASSIC PARK, just way
too many to list.
I had a great time at DEEP BLUE SEA! It is not a great motion picture, but then few are.
That’s why they’re called GREAT. It is however a hell of alot of fun. Not fun as in ED
WOOD bad film fun. Not fun as in the LAKE PLACID wink wink we’re really a comedy
type of fun. It is fun in the sense of a serious (not tongue in cheek) escape from a
giant/smart creature who has you caught between a rock and a hard place kind of film. Is
it the best of these ever filmed? Probably not, but it is a very good one. Its very like
ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK, if New York was sinking and A#1 was a 20 foot shark.
Its ANDROMEDA STRAIN combined with TREMORS. Its FOOD OF THE GODS
acted out on the set of THE POSIDEON ADVENTURE. Its LOGAN running from THE
GIANT GILA MONSTER, or better yet THX1138 running from JAWS. Its like THE
TOWERING INFERNO, but the water pouring down the stairwells and elevator shafts is
populated with PIRANHA. You know, it feels alot like JURASSIC PARK, but just not as
visually stimulating. And I like all these movies, sure some alot more than others.
DEEP
BLUE SEA is not JAWS, or THE ABYSS, or THEM, or ALIEN, but in my opinion it is
not too many notches below them. It is better than nearly all the giant/smart creature
movies I listed a couple of paragraphs back and most of the escape/survive flicks I
mentioned are a shade better than DBS, so if you like the films I’ve covered here you
should get a kick out of the film. One more thing, don’t wait for the DVD to come out,
this one is meant to be seen big and loud. If you don’t want to spend $7.50 on it catch a
matinee because its well worth $3.75.
saw THEM, THE GIANT GILA MONSTER, THE DEADLY MANTIS, THE
BEGINNING OF THE END, TARANTULA, THE KILLER SHREWS, and dozens of
others just like them as a pre-teen. I cut my film going teeth on these flicks, and later on I
would haul Harry out to see movies like EMPIRE OF THE ANTS, FOOD OF THE
GODS, BUGS, PIRANHA & PIRANHA II, ALLIGATOR, ORCA, and of course all the
JAWS films. He loved them too! More recently we’ve seen MIMIC, DEEP RISING,
LAKE PLACID, TREMORS & TREMORS II, and a host of others together. When I left
for the Texas coast in the pre-dawn hours Monday I left Harry a note: “Will be back
Tuesday before 5pm, DON’T leave for DEEP BLUE SEA without me!!!”
Father Geek also loves escape/survival movies! ANDROMEDA STRAIN, THE GREAT
ESCAPE, THE POSIDEON ADVENTURE, WESTWORLD, ESCAPE FROM NEW
YORK, RUNAWAY TRAIN, PURSUIT, THX 1138, THE GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY,
SPHERE, LOGAN’S RUN, ALIENS, SURVIVE, ABYSS, JURASSIC PARK, just way
too many to list.
I had a great time at DEEP BLUE SEA! It is not a great motion picture, but then few are.
That’s why they’re called GREAT. It is however a hell of alot of fun. Not fun as in ED
WOOD bad film fun. Not fun as in the LAKE PLACID wink wink we’re really a comedy
type of fun. It is fun in the sense of a serious (not tongue in cheek) escape from a
giant/smart creature who has you caught between a rock and a hard place kind of film. Is
it the best of these ever filmed? Probably not, but it is a very good one. Its very like
ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK, if New York was sinking and A#1 was a 20 foot shark.
Its ANDROMEDA STRAIN combined with TREMORS. Its FOOD OF THE GODS
acted out on the set of THE POSIDEON ADVENTURE. Its LOGAN running from THE
GIANT GILA MONSTER, or better yet THX1138 running from JAWS. Its like THE
TOWERING INFERNO, but the water pouring down the stairwells and elevator shafts is
populated with PIRANHA. You know, it feels alot like JURASSIC PARK, but just not as
visually stimulating. And I like all these movies, sure some alot more than others.
DEEP
BLUE SEA is not JAWS, or THE ABYSS, or THEM, or ALIEN, but in my opinion it is
not too many notches below them. It is better than nearly all the giant/smart creature
movies I listed a couple of paragraphs back and most of the escape/survive flicks I
mentioned are a shade better than DBS, so if you like the films I’ve covered here you
should get a kick out of the film. One more thing, don’t wait for the DVD to come out,
this one is meant to be seen big and loud. If you don’t want to spend $7.50 on it catch a
matinee because its well worth $3.75.
That’s why they’re called GREAT. It is however a hell of alot of fun. Not fun as in ED
WOOD bad film fun. Not fun as in the LAKE PLACID wink wink we’re really a comedy
type of fun. It is fun in the sense of a serious (not tongue in cheek) escape from a
giant/smart creature who has you caught between a rock and a hard place kind of film. Is
it the best of these ever filmed? Probably not, but it is a very good one. Its very like
ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK, if New York was sinking and A#1 was a 20 foot shark.
Its ANDROMEDA STRAIN combined with TREMORS. Its FOOD OF THE GODS
acted out on the set of THE POSIDEON ADVENTURE. Its LOGAN running from THE
GIANT GILA MONSTER, or better yet THX1138 running from JAWS. Its like THE
TOWERING INFERNO, but the water pouring down the stairwells and elevator shafts is
populated with PIRANHA. You know, it feels alot like JURASSIC PARK, but just not as
visually stimulating. And I like all these movies, sure some alot more than others.
DEEP
BLUE SEA is not JAWS, or THE ABYSS, or THEM, or ALIEN, but in my opinion it is
not too many notches below them. It is better than nearly all the giant/smart creature
movies I listed a couple of paragraphs back and most of the escape/survive flicks I
mentioned are a shade better than DBS, so if you like the films I’ve covered here you
should get a kick out of the film. One more thing, don’t wait for the DVD to come out,
this one is meant to be seen big and loud. If you don’t want to spend $7.50 on it catch a
matinee because its well worth $3.75.
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this better be good. Or you're gonna pay me back, Harry.
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Yeah, I'm in too. Mind you, it's a wet monster flick.. so there was never really any doubt. Funny, tho', that everyone's mentioned that this flick is decently gory; am I the only one who remembers some reporting months and months ago that all the gore was being cut out to get this sucker a PG? What rating has it actually ended up with? (I'm in the info-free zone known as the UK, so forgive my ignorance..)
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how long must we UK folks wait for this one?
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3.75 for a matinee?? In New York, (upstate a little not the city) we pay 6.00 for a matinee. 7.75 for regular price. I wish it was still only 3.75.
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I caught this lox last night at a screening in Westwood. Akiva must've done a big time polish on the script -- it smells like a week-old mackerel. DBS is loaded up to the gills with virtually every genre cliche there is, possibly excepting "this place gives me the creeps." Take the opening. Here's an opportunity to really grab your audience by the throat with something fresh...and we get a lame retread of Jaws. (Dialogue sample of guy swigging can of beer: "We're havin' a party!") And what the hell was Ronny Cox, a great charcter actor, doing in that scene where the female lead (I forget her name, she's so lifeless) confronts Sam Jackson in the big office? Cox sat there like a Cigar Store Indian -- and never reappeared! Then there's some windy, godawful exposition detailing each level of the floating lab, which is a rotten excuse for not being able to successfully show the layout in a simple, visually comprehensible manner. Then the female lead plays around with a shark model, inserting a needle into its plastic brain for no reason at all -- except to foreshadow the same exact action two scenes later with a real shark???? Like the audience couldn't figure out what she's doing, especially since the computer monitor 'splains it all as well? (Our audience laughed their asses off at 9/10's of the dialogue.) LL Cool J basically plays Stepin' Fetchit for most of the film, until a mind-numbingly dumb reversal in which he, the cook, figures out how to save the heroe's lily white ass. Stooopid!
Okay -- I'll give it this. There's one *killer* scene, and it was so surprising 'cause the whole film flounders in cliches, but this surprise subverts the biggest cliche of all. It's a scene worthy of John Sayles, and anyone who's seen it knows which one I mean. Other than that, this movie bites, big time. Plus, the CGI is some of the worst ever committed to a major feature. Totally fake. The scale of the sharks change more often than my daughter's diapers. You can see the freakink' seams on the mechanical shark, too! Sorry, Charlie. DBS stinks on ice. -
Phil Noir isn't entirely correct about the opening of the movie being a cliche. Spoilers ahead! Of course this a shark movie, and tribute MUST be paid to the granddaddy of all shark movies! Everyone seeing this film has seen "Jaws," and in fact is likely heading out to the theater to see this BECAUSE they liked "Jaws" so much. The film opens at night on a boat, with two annoyingly shallow couples making out and sticking their feet in the water. We know whats going to happen, right? Well, the shark DOES attack, but in an original twist the couples are rescued by the heroic Thomas Jane's character, letting the audience know that this is as much an action/adventure as a horror film. Try it. You might like it.
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Jeez! Is it me, or is practically everyone willing to accept anything less than total originality, even more for a few modest thrills? Movies are supposed to take you to places you've never been!
I'm *not* a freakin' cynic. It's the filmmakers who are the cynics! (I'll explain in a moment.) First let me say that I walked into DBS completely open to the premise of killer sharks with human intelligence. Yeah, it's farfetched, but I was willing to take the ride. I *wanted* to get chills and frights. I genuinely love the thriller/horror genre. My point is, that the writer(s) (and the producers who green light this dross) sink to the lowest common denominator of hack writing by expecting that most of the audience is either too young (or too stupid) to recognize a very slight reworking of older, better films. I sincerely found nothing original with DBS. It was lazy screenwriting! Even in the world of flickering lights and suspended disbelief, there has to be a firmly grounded context to make the fear *real.* (Aliens is a prime example.) A tiny bit of slippage on science may be neccessary, but come on! When it's established that these sharks can batter in steel doors like sliced cheese with two tons of pressure, why can't one of them easily break the tiny glass window of the oven in which one character is hiding? How can a cigarette lighter that's been immersed in saltwater for an hour just magically flick on? And how does it stay lit while it's literally hurled in the air? In this sequence, as so many others the writers literally wrote themselves into a corner and created a "solution" which is a total cheat!
Even Harlin ripped himself off (or is that hommage, wink wink) by using the very same gag that opens Cliffhanger.
I will admit that technically, aside from the cheezy CGI FX, DBS is well-made. Big deal. Take it from somebody who does this for a living -- given the right budget and army of technicians, a monkey (or a shark with human intelligence) can direct any old movie. The key is to execute a screenplay which is fresh, exciting and unpredictable. In the horror genre, it's an especially difficult task. That doesn't mean we should swallow the latest piece of slick nonsense until the next one comes along.
People, tolerating this kind of crass manipulative clone-style flimmaking is exactly why they keep making it! It's easier than being creative. Soon, ALL of the life is going to be sucked out of Hollywood and we'll have virtually nothing left but sequels (or remakes) to crappy movies. We're 80% there already. And that's not cynicism speaking. That's a fact. -
Matinees for $3.75? Why oh why did I ever leave? I live in Rhode Island now, where matinees at the good theaters are $5.25. You may as well spend the extra three bucks and pay for an evening show!
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I think Phil Noir hit it on the head. I loathe this film, I despise this film, I'll take Jaws of Death over this film anytime (you must admit, Richard Jaekel (sp?) able to control sharks to commit some murderous revenge because he wears the special shark amulet is fuckin' cool.) Deep Blue Sea is as bad as every Jaws sequel (and it manages to rip them off, too!) Father Geek says it's not Aliens, it's not the Abyss, and it's not JAWS? It feels like Jurassic Park? I swear I've seen everyone of those movies in this one. I think the problem is that this film tried to take itself too seriously. If it were tongue in cheek, I would have forgiven it. I'd take Food of the Gods and Night of the Lepus over this film. Rodzilla, I've seen every damn shark film (or similar) and this was an insult. I'm a diehard. I love sharks and shark films. I'm the idiot that used to pet the black tip pups in the shallow lagoon at the Old MarineLand because JAWS had me so interested in sharks, I read everything about them. I'm the guy that saw JAWS 3D and thought it looked better without the glasses and watched both endings of JAWS 4 in the theater. I'm diehard to the core. Maybe that's why Deep Blue Sea was such a huge disappointment. I'm waiting for that movie that can rival JAWS, not so much in story, but in intensity. I'll spend my money watching Iron Giant a few more times before turning over the price of this rental.
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Jul 28, 1999 11:33:35 AM CDT
Don't worry about me, guys. I knew I was going to get kicked in
by rodzilla
I knew readers of this site were going to attack this film with the savagery of the sharks in the movie that chew up the cast. I am VERY surprised, actually, not to be siding with you. I knew I would be labeled idiot this, moron that, main-stream this, brain dead that. But I felt I had to say something when I discovered that this was not the worst-film-ever-made piece of garbage that early talkback posters were saying. I am not a director and I don't work in the film business. I just love films, and I have a secret love for monster movies and sharks. It's true that the mutated Makos in this movie sometimes look a whole lot like Great Whites, but the movie is fun. Nuff said. Kick me. Beat me. Loath me. I saw "The Haunting" a couple of days ago, and I hated that. I would have been right beside all of you bashing Hollywood and Jan Debont on that one. Almost like the remake of "Psycho," this film just didn't need to be remade. I'm not insulting any of you who hated "Deep Blue Sea." You may all be film makers and shark lovers, much more educated to level criticism at this film than myself. I'm not blind to the low levels at which Hollywood often reaches for, but I've come to peace with it after years of railing against it. If I hadn't, I'd likely have quit seeing ANY movies years ago. My enjoyment of "Deep Blue Sea" wasn't had with an arched brow. Also, I find it hard to believe anyone who enjoyed "Jaws 3D" or "Jaws: The Revenge" would somehow turn around and hate this movie. This can't be true, can it?
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I don't even want to hear "oh it's a summer popcorn movie". Doesn't it piss you off that people are paid millions to make shit like this!?! To top off DEEP BROWN SHIT is there is a shark RAP SONG AT THE END!!!!
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Go see it. I liked it alot and it needs to be seen on the big screen. I snuck out of work during lunch and saw it by myself. I really think this is one of the most entertaining horror movies I have seen in a long time. Lake Flaccid doesn't even compare.
If the director comes to this page I would like him to know that in the theatre I was in EVERYONE loved it. Guess some of the posters here didn't but hey, were all aren't as smart as them!! LOL. -
Just have to say that your review pretty much stinks. =) The whole theatre I was in LOVED the movie. I would like to see it again in fact.
Now your going to sit here and tell us how ingenius Blair Witch was correct? BWP was decent but it really only pleases certain people. It gave me the creeps a bit but DBS was much more fun.
I am going to post in as many places I can for people to go see DBS because it WAS pure popcorn enjoyment and the story itself was enjoyable.
The main hero kicked butt.
Sorry if all the "intellectuals" didn't like it. =)
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I agreed to ColdSun, cause all I heard from this movie is great review !!! I'm into it.
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