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Published at:  Mar 22, 2009 5:06:17 PM CDT

Hey folks, Harry here... I haven't been in front of my computer in ages it feels like. Been crazed with the greater glory of SXSW. As a result, I missed this highly erotic and spankable edition of SCRIPT GIRL. We like our girls limber - and while Script Girl has demonstrated her Yoga techniques to me via late night webcam... well... I never dared she would show them off to all of you. Meanwhile - you also get to hear about Dan Harris' writing of DANTE'S INFERNO... very curious about that one. Here's our girl...











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  • Mar 22, 2009 5:10:08 PM CDT

    yawn!

    by darth_valinorean

    Seriously...

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  • Mar 22, 2009 5:10:40 PM CDT

    still yawning...

    by darth_valinorean

  • Mar 22, 2009 5:10:43 PM CDT

    Not watching this shit.

    by derlanghaarige

    Wanted to go to the Fuller Trek TB but clicked accidently too far on the left. Shit happens when you are using your computermouse in bed.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 5:12:47 PM CDT

    Whip out them TITS!!!

    by gus van rant

    Peanut butter Titty time, Peanut butter titty time, peanut butter titty peanut butter titty!!!!!!

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  • Mar 22, 2009 5:12:49 PM CDT

    Der Lanhaarige says it better...

    by darth_valinorean

    I just yawn at this garbage

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  • Mar 22, 2009 5:15:27 PM CDT

    She is covering up her Five head so shouldn't she be....

    by gus van rant

    uncovering them TITS??!!

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 22, 2009 5:16:59 PM CDT

    Sly directed Staying Alive....

    by travis-dane

    why is Travolta not in The Expandebles?

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  • Mar 22, 2009 5:19:23 PM CDT

    Fuck....

    by travis-dane

    Expendables!

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  • Mar 22, 2009 5:19:48 PM CDT

    Please help

    by megan_foxs_cunt_juice

    I have this yellow/green pus like substance coming from several spots on my genitals, it burns really bad when I pee and I get stabbing pains in my kidneys, skin has started to flake of when I bathe, also there seems to be a really bad smell coming from my underwear, I have no idea how this happened, I am still a virgin, please, help.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 5:20:37 PM CDT

    sorry wrong site

    by megan_foxs_cunt_juice

  • Mar 22, 2009 5:24:37 PM CDT

    That shit was funny. Sriptgirls got a little Meryl Streep in her

    by william_clay

  • Mar 22, 2009 5:35:51 PM CDT

    You Are A Lovely Woman, Really, But...

    by media messiah

    ...I would really like to see you interview some of you contacts like Zack Snyder about the process of writing and how to get one's scripts made into films, and or, tv shows, etc. I think that would add to your reports, and really serve to silence your critics.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 5:36:07 PM CDT

    MEGAN_FOXS_CUNT_JUICE

    by dioxholster

    you dirty slut, what have you been doing lately? I bet you let some biy put his dick into your greasy pussy again, havent you? when are you gonna learn.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 5:42:45 PM CDT

    boring

    by tomcat2371

  • Mar 22, 2009 5:46:07 PM CDT

    TItties...the only reason we watch!

    by blackjesus

    As soon as the titties sag and script girls gets older...that'll be the end of her. There's always a hotter script girl out there. Maybe the next one will actually be funny.


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  • Mar 22, 2009 5:46:41 PM CDT

    Is Dante's Inferno game out? Never hoid of it.

    by william_clay

    So Hollywood makes movies out of game's that aren't even released yet. How do they know it won't totally bomb?

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  • Mar 22, 2009 5:47:39 PM CDT

    I'd rather she cut out the comedy

    by lex romero

    It just isn't funny. I know people need to make this stuff unique or funny or whatever in some way becasuse you could get all that info from reading /film or somewhere so why bother watching someone read it out, but the comedy just takes up too much time. I'd rather there was more of a discussion on their previous work, what people think they might expect from the script etc.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 5:48:07 PM CDT

    Black Jesus: I think this one is funny.

    by william_clay

    The herd says hate and you hate I guess.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 5:49:57 PM CDT

    dioxholster

    by megan_foxs_cunt_juice

    My hymen is still very much intact, honest, my butt hole on the other hand has been pounded more times than Rihanna, but how could that affect my Canoe Full Of Moose Meat? Please Help

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  • Mar 22, 2009 5:51:11 PM CDT

    Hey what's going on in here?

    by billy_mays_here_with_oxyclean

  • Mar 22, 2009 5:51:16 PM CDT

    too much time? it's 3 minutes and 30 seconds long!

    by william_clay

    i like these because they are so short.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 5:54:48 PM CDT

    Titty fuck time!

    by fa fa fooey

    Where da Windex at?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 22, 2009 5:57:23 PM CDT

    The trouble with girls with nice tits.......

    by the penultimate gunslinger

    ... is that guys trying to get into their pants will tell them how funny and witty they are, so they'll try and fill their YouTube videos full of lame-ass jokes. I know - I've done it myself! (thought thankfully none of the girls who rejected me went on to become a YouTube sensation)

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  • Mar 22, 2009 6:00:37 PM CDT

    MEGAN_FOXS_CUNT_JUICE

    by the penultimate gunslinger

    Dude, you gotta be more careful choosing what you shove up that ass.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 22, 2009 6:05:39 PM CDT

    wow....

    by the amazing g

    AICN has slowed to a crawl hasn't it?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 22, 2009 6:06:01 PM CDT

    HI BILLY MAYS!

    by the amazing g

    WHAT'S UP!?

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 22, 2009 6:11:14 PM CDT

    Bryan Fuller Wants To Mount Script Girl!!

    by christian_bale_trashed_my_lights

    "No thanks," says Script Girl.AintItCool.comWhere 90% if the news isn't that cool at all.

    Reply to Talkback

  • Mar 22, 2009 6:24:24 PM CDT

    THIS WEBSITE KEEPS SHITTING ON ITS READERS

    by stengah

    FUCK YOU HARRY

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  • Mar 22, 2009 6:30:06 PM CDT

    I AGREE, MEDIA MESSIAH...

    by dino_ v

  • Mar 22, 2009 6:30:14 PM CDT

    Made an account for this...

    by gods_uncle_bob

    I've been reading this site for years, and never had the urge to write anything, but I just had to make an account to say that I never, never thought I could hate something with big tits this much...

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  • Mar 22, 2009 6:31:04 PM CDT

    ...SG SHOULD DO INTERVIEWS

    by dino_ v

  • Mar 22, 2009 6:31:29 PM CDT

    SOON, I HOPE.

    by dino_ v

  • Mar 22, 2009 6:37:20 PM CDT

    she truly is boner-fuel

    by jimmyjoe redsky

  • Mar 22, 2009 6:41:45 PM CDT

    Scriptgirl?? Interview??

    by the penultimate gunslinger

    All she does is read stuff in an annoying voice and make crap jokes, somehow I'm not too optimistic about her interviewing skills.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 6:44:42 PM CDT

    Rock On Script girl

    by poe.....

    That shit was funny. Loved the legs. I like the jokes and her voice and her look.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 6:45:26 PM CDT

    Boneriffic

    by the penultimate gunslinger

    For the record, I wouldn't mind this whole Scriptgirl thing if she just read this stuff out. I'm sure lots of people who go on AICN are interested in script sales. It's just the godawful jokes and the fact she's blatantly just posted on this site because of the tits.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 6:50:54 PM CDT

    Make with the vadge

    by light_tweaker

    Another professional reading, scriptgirl!

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  • Mar 22, 2009 6:52:05 PM CDT

    I need to get a big ol' pair of titties.

    by furyofthefilmfan

    I think I'll get more subscribers this way.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 6:53:25 PM CDT

    I wanna bang on her clit with the head of my weiner.

    by mike_d

    its true.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 6:55:50 PM CDT

    The Amazing G

    by billy_mays_here_with_oxyclean

  • Mar 22, 2009 6:56:17 PM CDT

    FUCKING EDIT BUTTON PLEASE

    by billy_mays_here_with_oxyclean

    anyhow, FUCK

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  • Mar 22, 2009 6:56:50 PM CDT

    Fuller wants to mount canoe full of moose meat

    by light_tweaker

    Fat chance, Bryan.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 6:57:30 PM CDT

    What the hell is he saying?

    by guntermonkey

    Yoga techniques? Late night webcams? What the hell is Harry raving about? Too much SXSW if you ask me...

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  • Mar 22, 2009 6:58:24 PM CDT

    Support The Googly Legged!!

    by chromedome

    that casual leg scratch at the end was perfect!

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  • Mar 22, 2009 6:58:29 PM CDT

    "MFCJ"

    by dino_ v

    freaks me out

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  • Mar 22, 2009 6:58:55 PM CDT

    "and while Script Girl has demonstrated her Yoga techniques to m

    by billy_mays_here_with_oxyclean

    So THAT'S how she got the gig, eh Harry?

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  • Mar 22, 2009 6:59:34 PM CDT

    me via late night webcam..."

    by billy_mays_here_with_oxyclean

    see above

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  • Mar 22, 2009 6:59:54 PM CDT

    Anyone Else?

    by blackbauer0320

    For some reason, she really struck me as looking like the fictional Laura Roslin in this video. Slightly younger and more disproportional of course, but still.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 7:00:10 PM CDT

    buckyball carbon thread--high tensile strength

    by chromedome

    MUST be what that upper button is sewn on with...[off to find a golf cart]

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  • Mar 22, 2009 7:00:23 PM CDT

    How this amateur youtube crap ended up on here...

    by guntermonkey

    ...is just as pressing a question as how this is "cool" news...

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  • Mar 22, 2009 7:01:14 PM CDT

    MerMAN, really? must be for Syphy channel, since

    by chromedome

    MANsquito is their finest original flick to date

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  • Mar 22, 2009 7:03:31 PM CDT

    Gunslinger, I think she'd be good at interviews.

    by william_clay

  • Mar 22, 2009 7:04:45 PM CDT

    Her behind the scenes vids show more personality.

    by william_clay

  • Mar 22, 2009 7:08:53 PM CDT

    Guess she can only do so much with news reports, huh.

    by william_clay

  • Mar 22, 2009 7:17:49 PM CDT

    LOL - MANSQUITO

    by dino_ v

    I went to school with the producer of that steaming pile.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 7:18:15 PM CDT

    Gunslinger, well the last people up there,

    by megan_foxs_cunt_juice

    were, John_T_Chance, JackNanceRevenge, DINO_ V and chromedome, they all had a pretty wild time I hope, but paid my cornhole no respect, they my aswell have goatsed me stepped inside and wiped their feet.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 7:20:30 PM CDT

    AND FOR THE RECORD...

    by dino_ v

    Edward James Olmos can't act drunk to save his life.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 7:23:52 PM CDT

    Am I the only one...

    by sithtastic

    who actually pays attention to the reports? I sincerely hope SG just hits the bigtime already, so we don't have to suffer another TB railing against her other assets...if you know what I mean.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 7:29:52 PM CDT

    Is this chick some web cam porn slut?

    by ozman x

    Nothing wrong with that but Harry makes it seem like she'll spread her legs for anybody. Script Girl scored cool points this week.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 7:32:30 PM CDT

    Her teeth are getting bigger!!

    by darthbakpao

  • Mar 22, 2009 7:51:28 PM CDT

    Apropos that Brian Grazer is producing "Merman".

    by darkman

    After all, one of his first projects was SPLASH.

    Also, the sketches continue to suck total ass.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 7:51:59 PM CDT

    This a week old. It was on her youtube site

    by orionsangels

  • Mar 22, 2009 7:58:52 PM CDT

    no kidding: Adama puking was stupid

    by chromedome

    what was with all the drunken-drooling Adama scenes? One was enough, two cemented the idea that both he and Galactica were breaking down and wearing out under the strain, but all the rest were just a waste of screen time.Would it not have been better to have a Sober, Serious Adama gazing at the stars, deciding that is where he belonged?Maybe ScriptGirl can do some gratuitous drunken scenes next week to 'honor' EJO--clearly he was slummin for an emmy nom.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 8:05:13 PM CDT

    NEEDS GIANT ROBOTS

    by sal_bando

    you know it.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 8:13:26 PM CDT

    Ghey

    by xian042

    Dude I was at that show. Nah not really

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  • Mar 22, 2009 8:13:47 PM CDT

    I miss Elston Gunn

    by d.vader

  • Mar 22, 2009 8:19:46 PM CDT

    Am I the only one that fast forwards the 'skits'.

    by roketopunch

    I also believe she is wearing too much. Merman sounds gay.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 8:21:14 PM CDT

    Would have made a better Black Widow

    by melvin_pelvis

    than Scarlet McSquat

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  • Mar 22, 2009 8:26:04 PM CDT

    She stole shtick from Heidi Montag?

    by james_o'nasty

    The leg thing... wow.

    Just when she hits bottom, she manages to slink lower than the turd Raymond Burr shat against the sliding glass door.

    Yeah, you know it!

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  • Mar 22, 2009 8:34:01 PM CDT

    Do the men in here practice being hateful?

    by stooopider

    Or is it just a natural ability? Seriously, that's some women-hating bs y'all are spitting out. Stay single. Please.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 8:43:12 PM CDT

    still the most News on this site........

    by j2talk

  • Mar 22, 2009 8:50:51 PM CDT

    She has a GREAT laugh--check her out-take reels

    by chromedome

    given the constraints imposed by whatever scripts happen to have sold each week, she is pretty damn creative to come up with new stuff each week.And some are moments of pure unadulterated genius--the Civil War Witness Protection bit comes immediately to mind. hunt it down, check it out.She has more motivation and guts than All of the "bravely anonymous" hater trolls here, combined and accumulated for their lifetimes.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 8:51:28 PM CDT

    Despite her videos...

    by davidia

    Being a massive bore, I would without a doubt plug her till she begged for mercy, and then some.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 8:53:04 PM CDT

    no subject

    by zombiecock

    too many nights dreaming of scriptgirls bosom. wait.... whatd she say this week?

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  • Mar 22, 2009 9:11:01 PM CDT

    GROSS!

    by noncents

  • Mar 22, 2009 9:15:27 PM CDT

    No talky, please, no more talky. . .

    by jaspertx

    She's really rather smug being as unappealing as she is; the voice, the lame jokes, the I-Read-It-Five-Minutes-Ago-On-Firstshowing.net "news," the ridiculous, arrogant posturing--baby, you ain't a millionth good-looking as you think you are.
    I'm done. Fuck AICN. Between this shit, the single post every other day, the staleness of the "news," and Harry handing his squeeze to air out her horrific writing and terrible musical taste, this fucking site is cashed. Too many big-dollar dicks up Harry's ass; too many junkets for a site that used to be stalwart. Now everyone's bought off and full of shit. Sad. Fuck Script Girl. Fuck Harry. Fuck AICN. Goodbye, assholes.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 9:22:46 PM CDT

    scriptgirl gives me wood. variety not so much

    by lobo-tor

    fuck me but i love the amerasian chicks!

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  • Mar 22, 2009 9:25:45 PM CDT

    and shes a big BSG fan. which is cool.

    by lobo-tor

    i want to dress her up like starbuck and adamamize that ass.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 9:28:59 PM CDT

    Stooopider, women marry "women hating bs".

    by leafar the lost

    Nice guys, who love women and want to listen to their feelings and all that, end up single forever. The Men here who are assholes and call Script-Girl a whore are all probably married or have girlfriends. For example, Chris Brown nearly killed Rhianna, and she is still with him and she even paid his bail. Women say one thing and do the other. Women will go on Oprah and complain about their abusive husbands/boyfriends, and then they either return to them or find another one who is even more abusive. I will admit, here, that I used to be the nice guy that girls would complain to about their asshole boyfriends. I was a massive geek, and I silently wondered why these beautiful women stayed with these assholes? Finally, after too many years of being alone, I made the decision to become like one of these guys. I didn't want to hit women, but I found it very easy to act like a jerk. After making this mental switch, I soon found a woman and I eventually married her. The men here treat Script-Girl exactly the way they are supposed to treat her. She gets all the attention she wants, and she is probably screwing a "woman hating bs" as we speak. Also, Script Girl tits looked smaller this week. This wasn't her best show, if it is possible to rate these things.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 9:31:33 PM CDT

    Capitol work Script Girl!

    by jacknancerevenge

    That crazy leg shit always gets me. Especially when Ramis used to do it on SCTV.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 10:02:41 PM CDT

    Jack Nance and Jake Barnes...

    by ernestborgnine

    have something in common. Both were emasculated in the line of duty. For Barnes, in the line of duty meant the war, for Nance, it meant while wearing a Shamu costume and a horny tiger.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 10:06:27 PM CDT

    And did I fail to name drop...I had dinner with Harold Ramis in

    by jacknancerevenge

    We were both staying at the Dorchester back in '02. And our wives became friendly. Now tell me I'm lying FartMichaelBay

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  • Mar 22, 2009 10:09:45 PM CDT

    JackNanceRetard: You're Lying.

    by fuckmichaelbay

    Show us a picture. NO PHOTOSHOP!

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  • Mar 22, 2009 10:10:37 PM CDT

    ErnestBorgNine: This tiger shit is tiresome. What the fuck

    by jacknancerevenge

    does it mean. Are you schizophrenic or what? Because honestly you sound crazier than a shithouse rat. Can you take your meds and flame me in a manner that makes some lick of sense?

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  • Mar 22, 2009 10:11:21 PM CDT

    When are we gonna get Javascript Girl?!

    by obese_wan_kenobi

    There has to be some big breasted nerd girl willing to enlighten us with her coding knowledge! Make it so!

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  • Mar 22, 2009 10:11:23 PM CDT

    BlackPantsRestrict: was that fast enough for you?

    by fuckmichaelbay

    Faster than you pick up a fry basket at work?

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  • Mar 22, 2009 10:12:25 PM CDT

    JNR: Brian DiMuccio was mauled by a tiger...

    by fuckmichaelbay

    ...it says so in his IMDB profile.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 10:13:35 PM CDT

    JNR: was it faster than you prematurely ejaculate at the sight

    by fuckmichaelbay

    You know you do.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 10:13:48 PM CDT

    of Scriptgirl?

    by fuckmichaelbay

  • Mar 22, 2009 10:15:04 PM CDT

    Hey everyone! Lets' crack 100 posts this week...

    by fuckmichaelbay

    ...and make SG feel like she has the magic back.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 10:18:10 PM CDT

    Your not worth the time FuckMichaelBay

    by jacknancerevenge

    So happens I have a picture of my wife and me and Harold and Erica eating Belgian mussels at a restaurant called Belgo (I remember they had a delicious cherry beer) but I'll be damned if I'm going to pull it out and scan it for your edification. Have to take my word for it I fear!

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  • Mar 22, 2009 10:18:50 PM CDT

    Who likes boobies?

    by harold-sherbort

  • Mar 22, 2009 10:20:21 PM CDT

    Spankable, indeed

    by starblitzer

    *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*

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  • Mar 22, 2009 10:22:56 PM CDT

    Wow, Travolta really was feelin' the fire

    by starblitzer

    ...in his pants.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 10:23:36 PM CDT

    i LOVE dem boobies. thye are totally real.

    by lobo-tor

    and creamy as shit. bet her nipples are on the dark side on account of the mixed blood. amerasian chicks give mindblowing head. i know what of what i speak

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  • Mar 22, 2009 10:24:59 PM CDT

    i meant "they" my keyboard is fucked up

    by lobo-tor

  • Mar 22, 2009 10:34:28 PM CDT

    ORION'SANGEL...how is this a week old if she posted

    by john_t_chance

    it to her youtube on friday? Just curious.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 10:44:16 PM CDT

    btw...FANTASTIC REPORT SCRIPTGIRL!

    by john_t_chance

    I laughed my ass off from the first frame of Travolta's dancing abomination. I love the way your mind works. From a bit about Dante's Inferno to the finale of Staying Alive. Only a true lover of films (both great and contemptible) would make that leap. Don't ever listen to these jealous, shiftless layabouts. You keep doing your thing.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 10:51:49 PM CDT

    It's hard to believe...

    by l.h.puttgrass

    that nobody has made a joke involving "wrapping those legs around _blank_".

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  • Mar 22, 2009 10:51:57 PM CDT

    SuckMikeDouglas: Tell you what picture I will show you...

    by jacknancerevenge

    One of me and Brian DiMuccio. So I can put that shit to bed. Give me your email. Or better yet your home address. Want to see your face when you realize how off base you are. And you needn't even clean up the double wide for my visit. I won't judge.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 10:56:53 PM CDT

    wrap those funky legs around my cock script gurl

    by lobo-tor

    yep. now you got it. now tickle my bunger with them sweet little toes..and splagooey!!!

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  • Mar 22, 2009 10:59:17 PM CDT

    A seriously boring unfunny cunt.

    by executor

    She may be a sweetheart in real life, but why do we care about this stupid shit?

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  • Mar 22, 2009 11:06:15 PM CDT

    Fuck Michael Bay!

    by light_tweaker

    Fuck Michael Bay!

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  • Mar 22, 2009 11:13:12 PM CDT

    A "cunt" Executor?

    by john_t_chance

    I often find that guys who use that word know very little about the subject. How cliche and declasse can you get, man? Honestly. Aim a little higher Tex.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 11:16:01 PM CDT

    Furthermore, if you want to be a screenwriter you should

    by john_t_chance

    care about this "stupid shit." If not, why the hell are you even watching? WHY?!

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  • Mar 22, 2009 11:16:45 PM CDT

    I like Script Girl

    by mrfan

    She makes something stir in my groin area. Sometimes there is no room down there. Also, I feel a surge of something. Feels good.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 11:18:52 PM CDT

    that surge tells you it's working mrfan

    by lobo-tor

    now grab hold and give her a crank

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  • Mar 22, 2009 11:33:09 PM CDT

    LEAFAR THE LOST

    by frank cotton

    is correct. nice guys do finish last. and while i am personally not inclined to treat women like shit - even if that is what they want - just ignoring them usually gets the same results

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  • Mar 22, 2009 11:37:44 PM CDT

    Maybe try objectifying her more Harry.

    by nobody_touches_buddy_revell

    after all you don't come off as a total 100% sexist douche.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 11:41:18 PM CDT

    Dino_V BSG/ Olmos Drunk

    by sgt rock

    Lol, I was thinking the same thing. He drunk acting was awful. equally so was Apollo's "I want to explore mountains" bit at the end. Totally gay.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 11:44:34 PM CDT

    SG vs. Olmos

    by sgt rock

    re: talkback subject. I watch SG every week, SG with those legs, lol, kicked Olmos' acting drunk ass this weekend. Is that why she posted on Friday, to go toe to toe with EJO? Great stuff keep it up.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 11:51:22 PM CDT

    Dino_V, William_Clay, chromedome

    by dominic-vobiscum

    Of course you think she'd be ROXXORZ!!11!one! at interviews and that her mad leet riffing skills are beyond par. You're the ones running the camera.

    We may be "bravely anonymous" but at least we're not disingenuous attention whores.

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  • Mar 22, 2009 11:58:32 PM CDT

    Still Unimpressive

    by killianx

    And i dont consider her as having broken into the buisness of show. Lame ass!

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  • Mar 23, 2009 12:25:55 AM CDT

    Harry....

    by whitty

    ...for the love of all that is holy, LEARN TO WRITE, MAN, AND HIRE A PROOFREADER! You're seriously embarrassing yourself with your complete lack of professionalism and talent.

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  • Mar 23, 2009 12:32:54 AM CDT

    what the **** was this??

    by gibsonusa returns

    maybe i'm too east coast, but i dont dig the whole "fake-fake" style of talking...
    She seems cool though. :P

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  • Mar 23, 2009 12:38:17 AM CDT

    BOOB

    by lashlarue

    What if we put two calculators together? BOOBS!!!

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  • Mar 23, 2009 1:33:59 AM CDT

    I'm not going to say anything about her breasts

    by jdhasson

    She has breasts.

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  • Mar 23, 2009 1:38:42 AM CDT

    I subscribe to scriptgirl on youtube

    by orionsangels

    I get it earlier

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  • Mar 23, 2009 1:44:42 AM CDT

    Give us a Booty Dance

    by melvin_pelvis

  • Mar 23, 2009 2:08:28 AM CDT

    DiMuccio & Co. Once again...

    by whinynegativebitch

    ...Provide the most amusing and creepy thread this side of 4chan. You should write a script about three desperate losers whoring out on of their aquaintances to get a foot in the door of the bottom floor of internet nice entertainment promotion.

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  • Mar 23, 2009 2:49:31 AM CDT

    Hottest Scriptgirl report yet.

    by elvenblade

    Keep 'em coming.

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  • Mar 23, 2009 4:04:34 AM CDT

    Jack Nancy's Revenge: cellar dweller & bullshitter

    by thegreatwhatzit

    This guy is hilarious; he was outted, last year, on this same site. Kicked out of his Mom's basement when he was 31, Jackie tried to impersonate a screenwriter. But this facade was eroded on AICN. Did he dine with Ramis? Really sad, Jackie can't pick up women or a check (though I understand that, as a busboy, he tried to shine Ramis' shoes. Seriously. But Ramis declined). This poor loser has sunk into a perpetual bullshitter, loathing to admit his poverty row existence. His brush with greatness: trying to phone-in a collect call to Mickey Rooney. His only published piece: a fan letter to the Tommy Kirk fan club. His tag line: Do you want mustard with that?

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  • Mar 23, 2009 4:14:58 AM CDT

    As for Scriptgirl...

    by thegreatwhatzit

    She appeals to a couple of repressed mama's boys (chromedome, John T. Chance)who comparatively make Norman Bates look like Doc Savage. Embodying desperation, she leans on her day job (an extra in the Medieval Times' jousting scenes) for sustenance.

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  • Mar 23, 2009 5:25:29 AM CDT

    Random reply to your messages--

    by thegreatwhatzit

    Yes, JackNancy'sRevenge was 31 when forced-out of his mother's basement. That was 30 years ago. Still renting space in working class basements, our Jackie often lapses into "possession" by late insult-comedian Jack E. Leonard. Booed by audiences everywhere, Jackie bribes us a six pack to translate this whole thing into a "dinner with Orson Welles. Orson asked me to script the KANE sequel. Then he stuffed himself at a Krispy Kreme store and died. His last words were, 'Jackie, make me a Tarzan movie.' I'll take that secret to the grave. Well, now I've gotta have dinner with Joey Bishop."

    The End

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  • Mar 23, 2009 6:37:28 AM CDT

    And we all wept with laughter

    by mysterious_volvo

  • Mar 23, 2009 6:37:47 AM CDT

    NOT!!

    by mysterious_volvo

  • Mar 23, 2009 8:20:23 AM CDT

    Still can't figure out....

    by damned if i can login

    ...how this qualifies as either "cool" or "news". And no, I'm not labeling her as a talentless [insert expletive here].Just...very, *very* ho-hum.

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  • Mar 23, 2009 9:15:13 AM CDT

    JNR: I'm not worth your time? One of your DID personalities...

    by fuckmichaelbay

    ...thinks I am. When you out yourself for real,(and I don't mean 'the closet', we already know you're gay), I'll show you all the pictures of me you want. (except those, pervert!) The fact remains...no one cares what I look like, but all of us do want to know who you are. thegreatwhatzit says you work at his favorite Burger King. I'm inclined to agree.

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  • Mar 23, 2009 10:35:14 AM CDT

    What happened to the professionals?

    by dick_bales_professional13

    CAN ANYONE link me to the BALEBack? or is is gone forever? I'm a stranded professional!

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  • Mar 23, 2009 10:38:27 AM CDT

    She has polio?

    by larry sellers

    Her legs are as withered and useless as her youtube channel.

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  • Mar 23, 2009 12:39:46 PM CDT

    What exactly is this contributing to AICN??

    by soylentmean

    How many of these "scripts" never see the light of day? Let us know about movies that are in production, not about how somebody sold a script only to have it tossed into a studio crypt to rot. As for "scriptgirl's" boobs, well, I hate to break it to you folks but this is the internet, we can get all the boobs we want, for free, without all the smarmy wisecracks of this not so hilarious "girl". I'd rather see Harry write his DVD reviews on a regular basis than have this shit on AICN.

    Of course, it would be another thing altogether if the "lass" was in the buff. And by in the buff I mean naked as hell.

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  • Mar 23, 2009 12:59:11 PM CDT

    Perfect tits or no...

    by el gooche

    that is hands down the dumbest shit I've seen in a long time. The next time people label something as "amateur" I can use this as a reference. The only reason I watched this (for the first time) was to see what everyone was bitching about. Now I know and knowing is half the battle...

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  • Mar 23, 2009 1:54:07 PM CDT

    What's a professional doing here?

    by d.vader

    Giving a shitty story more TB hits?

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  • Mar 23, 2009 1:55:48 PM CDT

    SHE JUST JUMPED THE SHARK

    by derek wildstarr

  • Mar 23, 2009 2:11:35 PM CDT

    That's just disturbing

    by abominable snowcone

    I was hoping for some masturbatory fodder.

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  • Mar 23, 2009 3:49:04 PM CDT

    Agreed Soylent...

    by circean6

    But when I posted similar thoughts a few months ago I was massively flamed (hi Blckmagic13!). It is always gratifying to see I’m not alone in NOT being beguiled by a paltry set of rather unimpressive womblatts…

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  • Mar 23, 2009 4:33:37 PM CDT

    DICK_BALES_PROFESSIONAL

    by light_tweaker

    Oh, the professionals are still around, here and there. I think there was some severe retribution doled out in the form of bannings, but Harry was nice enough to open up TB registration again so it's all good. The BALEback you seek is in node 39976.

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  • Mar 23, 2009 5:07:42 PM CDT

    perfect tits are enough! and she's got em.

    by lobo-tor

    check out the bathing suit pix on her facebook. yowza. big but shapely. masterbation material indeed.

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  • Mar 23, 2009 5:15:57 PM CDT

    God how I loathe you WHAT DOES THIS CONTRIBUTE

    by john_t_chance

    types. It is at the very least conveying information about the latest script sales. Some find additional value in the comedy bits. Some do not. If this was just another written article posted on this site, would any of you be in such an uproar about it? No of course not. You would either read it...or ignore it. The fact that this is presented ON VIDEO by A GIRL causes many here to go unduly apeshit.

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  • Mar 23, 2009 5:18:35 PM CDT

    Using the principle of Ockham's Razor...

    by john_t_chance

    I conclude that most of boys in this treehouse are deathly afraid of a girl invading their territory. And so chauvinism reigns...

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  • Mar 23, 2009 5:39:17 PM CDT

    Yeeech

    by ptsdpete

  • Mar 23, 2009 5:47:28 PM CDT

    fuck sake Harry...I thought I was going

    by famouseccles

    to see her actual legs doing yoga shit!!! now all I can imagine is wobbly legged Boxing Helena shit!!!

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  • Mar 23, 2009 5:51:27 PM CDT

    lobo-tor, takes for the heads up

    by famouseccles

    about her facebook!! Cum-by-aaaaahhhhh!!!!

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  • Mar 23, 2009 6:08:55 PM CDT

    Cow Teats FTW!

    by dickballsworth

    Let me put my peepee between them please. Pretty please.

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  • Mar 23, 2009 6:58:44 PM CDT

    LAME

    by wonko

    Lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame, lame oh my fucking god this is lame. Someone kill this fucking column alredy.

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  • Mar 23, 2009 8:45:28 PM CDT

    She doesnt have that many subscribers

    by gibsonusa returns

    There are random 'joes' on youtube talking about football and stuff that have more.
    Is she a scriptwriter? Maybe she should think about her marrketing and revisions to that. I'm not being mean/sarcastic...seriously.

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  • Mar 23, 2009 8:59:00 PM CDT

    You guys need girlfriends

    by d_fens1969

    what a butterface, too.

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  • Mar 23, 2009 10:20:08 PM CDT

    John_T_NoChance: It's Occam's Razor you illiterate dipshit...

    by fuckmichaelbay

    ...if you're going to make a blind, moronic and completely in-astute comment, then spell it right lemming.

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  • Mar 23, 2009 10:25:16 PM CDT

    She doesn't contribute nudity, only hypotheticals

    by soylentmean

    Well, this week these scripts sold. Umm, ok, but you're not naked so why am I watching you?

    Anybody that gets "unduly" riled up about Script "Girl" (what is she, like 40?) needs to experience a real live lady friend.

    These scripts are one step away from the ether. They've been bought by studios. Whether or not they get even close to any type of production phase is up in the air. I'm actually more interested in the production dates for films these screenwriters have in production than what was sold in any given week.

    Because that means we're one step closer to actually watching these films.

    I'm not sure why I'm trying to argue my point on a site where folks get all hot and bothered by t-shirt models in adverts.

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  • Mar 23, 2009 10:52:33 PM CDT

    Ahh...

    by suntzu77

    Redbull got replaced with Final Draft boxes. Whoever lights this scriptgirl show is horrible.

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  • Mar 23, 2009 11:24:56 PM CDT

    Dick Gozinya

    by orionsangels

  • Mar 24, 2009 12:09:24 AM CDT

    First time I read on eof these TB's

    by digitaldong

  • Mar 24, 2009 12:10:51 AM CDT

    btw funny shit too

    by digitaldong

    But yeah, what's the point of this camwhore being on this site...I mean really.

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  • Mar 24, 2009 12:34:36 AM CDT

    There's not a man in here...

    by elwood_p_dud

    that wouldn't hit that with vigor! Maybe some of you are pissed because she patronizes you with her tits but come on, you'd annihilate that if you got the chance!

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  • Mar 24, 2009 1:17:48 AM CDT

    FMB:Who is the illiterate dipshit??

    by john_t_chance

    "Ockham's razor (also spelled Occam's razor, pronounced AHK-uhmz RAY-zuhr) is the idea that, in trying to understand something, getting unnecessary information out of the way is the fastest way to the truth or to the best explanation. William of Ockham (1285-1349), English theologian and philosopher, spent his life developing a philosophy that reconciled religious belief with demonstratable, generally experienced truth, mainly by separating the two. SEE FMB, I KNEW THAT BECAUSE I'M A NERDY ASIAN WHO STUDIED LOGIC WHILE GETTING MY MBA AT STANFORD WHILE YOU ARE A LOW IQ CAUCASIAN WHO PROBABLY BARELY GOT THROUGH A LIBERAL ARTS DEGREE FROM A THIRD RATE STATE SCHOOL. What an ass.

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  • Mar 24, 2009 5:05:51 AM CDT

    Pity poor John T. Chance

    by thegreatwhatzit

    Only "dates" inflatable women (bicycle pump required). He and his legion of 2 fanboys are absolutely ecstatic when they receive rubberstamped autographs from Hannah Montana. It's almost as delusional as JackNancyRevenge drawing a tip from Linda Blair at her Burger King shift; he translated the whole thing into "I had dinner with Linda at a really expensive restaurant...yeah, that's it...and she wants to produce my TV pilot where she's a widow with six kids. It's gonna co-star Sherman Hensley." They just can't percedive Scriptgirl as AICN filler--an average-looking woman who's gimmick is as stale as their love lives ("If you don't like her, you're a sexist." Really, really sad).

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  • Mar 24, 2009 6:04:05 AM CDT

    You guys are awesome at talking to women

    by stooopider

    I can't figure out how they avoid you. Their loss right guys!

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  • Mar 24, 2009 8:21:50 AM CDT

    John_T_Chance you truncheon!

    by neilf

    All you've just shown us is you're capable of a cut'n'paste - http://searchcio-midmarket.techtarget.com/sDefinition/0,,sid183_gci212684,00.html

    Wow, you're one smart fellow! Did you need help with pressing two keys at once?

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  • Mar 24, 2009 9:25:33 AM CDT

    John_T_Chance: It's just like one of SG lackies...

    by fuckmichaelbay

    ...to make blind assumptions and wit-less retorts. I could run circles around you intellectually faster than Superman trying to reverse time. Eat shit and die. You are a tool. BTW...Occam's Razor, however it's spelled, is a piss-poor means of validating SG. You basically chalk her up as a useless means of reaching a far more satisfying conclusion/truth. So in that case, I agree. Don't mess with the big words...they can be scary if you don't understand how to use them.

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  • Mar 24, 2009 9:58:38 AM CDT

    stupid or no, that is a funny sight gag.

    by fireclown

    It is. I watched it with the sound off and I LOLd. Fireclown is a simple man with simple needs.

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  • Mar 24, 2009 1:33:56 PM CDT

    JDHASSON

    by tedkordlives

  • Mar 24, 2009 2:15:20 PM CDT

    Did anyone mention her tits yet?

    by dickballsworth

  • Mar 24, 2009 4:02:43 PM CDT

    B@@BS!

    by cruel_kingdom

  • Mar 25, 2009 4:06:40 AM CDT

    Why Britney is dating at richpassion.com?

    by iamalice1

    So does some other celebrities,Hilton,sheen,Macdonna...are dating online too,but i am not sure which site they are using...

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  • Mar 25, 2009 6:50:39 AM CDT

    I'm just waiting for...

    by xxsoulflyxx

    when ScriptGirl plugs her own Screenplay. You know she will eventually.

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  • Mar 25, 2009 8:33:16 AM CDT

    next week on scriptgirl

    by rocklobster800

    Burr Steers begins polishing a script for a new Newline/Warners Zac Efron vehicle "the death and life of Charlie St Cloud"...the script has featured drafts by Craig Pearce,James Schamus a Lewis Collick and is adapted from a book bu Ben Sherwood....The Queen writer Peter Morgan has written a new political script "The Special Relationship" for HBO, which features a look at the relationship between former British Prime Minister Tony Blair and Former President Bill Clinton to be played by Michael Sheen and DennisQuaid respectively (cue sketch featuring Quaid in the Oval Office saying "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" while Sheen says something about playing the same role over and over again and starts asking Quaid questions "Frost/Nixon" style. The sketch ends with revealing that Monica Lewinsky is under the table giving Quaid a blow job and she is played either by Helen Mirren or SG herself. Quaid starts playing "great balls of fire" on the saxophone) and finally Joel and Ethan Coen are to readapt True Grit (insert joke about remakes and Hollywoods lack of original ideas) and then cut to sketch with Jeff Bridges as Rooster Cogburn, looking exactly like he did in Teh Big Lebowski and spouting John Wayne quotes in The Dudes voice...beside him Frnces Mac Dormand is playing Kim Darby's part and says something about only working in her husbands flicks...then that crappy cartoon beaver shows up and says something and Jeff shoots it...end sketch. Remember you cant sell it if you dont write it! (there... Ive done her job for her and while shes gradually covering her breasts up more with some kind of show of integrity, the same information has been conveyed without me having to take them out at all...take the week off SG!)

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  • Mar 25, 2009 7:28:29 PM CDT

    RockLobster800

    by fuckmichaelbay

    BRILLIANT!

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