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SORORITY ROW Remake Trailer Ready For Ogling!
Beaks here...
The only thing I remember about 1983's THE HOUSE ON SORORITY ROW is the VHS box. That's it. I'm sure I rented the slasher flick at some point, but clearly it was no FINAL EXAM. Or THE FOREST. Or THE MUTILATOR.
So director Stewart Hendler can do whatever he wants with his updated SORORITY ROW. He gets points for casting Carrie Fisher as the house mother and STEP UP 2: THE STREETS' Briana Evigan as, presumably, the final girl. But whatever enthusiasm I can muster will vanish if this gets a PG-13. Fortunately, Bloody-Disgusting's Brad Miska believes the film is gunning for an R.
Below is an embed from MySpace. You can get an HD version here.
SORORITY ROW trailer in HD
SORORITY ROW opens nationwide on October 2, 2009.
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on a roll
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Well, fuck me!
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Looks pretty awful.
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Looks bad. Real bad. But I'll probably watch it anyway. What can I say?
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Umm- no she doesn't
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That asian girl was on the Real World San Diego.
That old woman was on Jabba's menu.
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is a remake of Sorority Babes In The Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama. I'm sure Linnea Quigley is available...
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I realize Carrie Fisher can't squeeze into the Jabba metal bikini anymore, but has she really been reduced to this? Fuck, Mark Hammill, must be laughing from all that Joker money he made, fuck if it's a cartoon it's better than this dreck that looks like Mtv's The Hills. Now if only someone would film the actual slashing of the idiot Hills cast now that would be cool. Or course, Harrison smoked'em all.
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i have no follow up
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So, the guy thinks the girl is dead. Another girl gets the idea to cut up her body into many pieces, and the guy's plan is to jab something into her chest? WTF? How does that make any fucking sense?
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Worst weapon ever. Seriously.
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with college girls.
First thing I thought of....
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Rumer "My Dad Is Bruce" Willis, Audrina "The Hills" Patridge and Jamie "Real World" Chung = bad.
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I'm not saying it's gonna be our generations 'The Shining' but honestly, it looks like a decent rental.
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Movie is lame. Cheating boyfriend knew all along that it was a prank. So he decided to fuck with them like they fucked with him. Ha. what a lame story.
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DAMN.
This trite looks like "I Know What You Did Last Summer." -
Never saw the movie, but will always remember the poster with the oh-so-subtle phallic power drill.Are we really remaking every goddamn slasher movie from the '80s??
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Sloane beat you by a half an hour.
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tire iron through chest of person you thought was dead...makes no sense. film is based on a premise that..makes..no...sense..
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I knew her when she was at UC Riverside.
Doesn't change the fact this looks like a flaming dump being thrown at a fan moving at mach 8. -
Mar 19, 2009 4:28:19 PM CDT
Exterminator inadvertantly used the "chewbacca defense"
by balzacs_ballsac
made famous by South Park skewering of Johnny Cochran, the O.J. lawyer, saying, "It makes...no..sense..."
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to believe the characters are complete idiots. But then here in my home town a husband and a wife murdered a woman they met in a bar, burned her body and left it by the road. Oh, and then the wife left her driver's license there. Next to the body. On purpose. So the police would think it was her that got burned up. Sooooo, maybe murders really are that stupid.
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Mar 19, 2009 4:43:26 PM CDT
...why the hell did he stab her with a tire iron for? I mean, wt
by mike_d
...WTF.
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There's a reason for it...
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he's the killer...he knows it's a prank and he ends up killing all of them. that's the surprise ending.
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Haha, I remember Jaime as well. She's perfect for this role: she was a bitchy sorority girl at UCR and slutted it up working as a waitress at Tremors next to campus. I still remember those tight little bootie shorts she wore to work.
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This looks shit save for hot Asian chick from Real World. I dig her. Heh.
But put my money on Gobstopper. Seriously this is the one link that matters today. Click it. http://tinyurl.com/dcbjv4 It's a really well done and fucking hilarious. -
So remake in title only? What happpened to the prank on the house mother? WTF? House on Sorority Row is a damn good slasher flick, i don't understand why they remade IKWYDLS.
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Lame.
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Seriously, aside from some cheesy 80's moments, the original film has a great story. But maybe they used more of it and we can't see from the trailer.
Also, the Charles Band score from the original is fantastic. Look on YouTube to find the old trailer to hear it.
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their propensity to constantly wear clothes all the way through the trailer. Hopefully they'll have time to remedy that in editing...
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and it seemed awful
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Carrie Fisher was one of Bernie Madoff's clients.
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I'd watch it
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That's all I gotz.
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It's one of my favorite slashers. It's got one of my favorite last chases EVER (and for me, it's all about that final chase) and the killers costume is freaking super cool. It has more plot than the usual slasher too. I really don't care about the remake...no way can it dampen the original.
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It is a really entertaining and underrated 80's slasher film with a GREAT ending and an original plot. I liked it a lot more than FINAL EXAM. The remake looks a little shitty to me.
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Is where the older guy takes the lead girl hostage and uses as bait to draw the killer out. Very strange scene that you are not expecting in a slasher flick. This new one looks like the cast the 'Bratz'
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Seriously, I've heard of ripping off the idea for a movie, but that's just ridiculously BLATANT, down to the costume the killer even wears. Good grief.
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... the Asian chick from the Real World? Jamie?
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It was RICHARD Band what scored the original. Charles is his hack brother.
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Mar 19, 2009 8:28:42 PM CDT
Any studio got the nuts to remake 'Massacre at Central High'??
by ribbitking
Now this is an odd little old movie. But I really liked the idea behind it,... think of Heathers. Almost no adults are seen in the entire film that mostly takes place in a high school. The kids kind of 'rule' the school and even the town around them. After a new kid to town is nearly killed by the preps..he exacts revenge. The rest of the school takes his revenge as an ideology and all hell breaks loose. Not a great movie, but a great idea.
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Darkman - yes, yes, yes - thanks for fixing that. Yes, Richard Band. Great score.
I actually have the tracks that 4 Out Of 5 Doctors played in the movie - and I got them from - 4 Out Of 5 Doctors themselves! That's how much I love this movie.
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Now that was horror gold.....
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Norwegian horror is apparently picking up alot... check out 'Cold Prey'.. really generic name, but a pretty damn good slasher/horror flick. Think Descent + My Bloody Valentine
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my interest (like Beaks) is 100% zero if it's not R though
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I would actually pay money to see that movie
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I'll pass and wait for a torrent dl...
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...So I guess i'll watch it, enjoy it and tell no one IRL about it. As long as they go hard R with tits and blood, it should work.
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Central High is animal farm retooled as a high school slasher. Was watching Nuke Em High the other day. That would be a good one to do next. Although, its kind of similar to Black Hole (no, really) and since Fincher has that coming up, I'd rather see that. Class Of 1984 would be cool. Sort of plays like Hitler living in Saved By The Bell.
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Cool now i got a movie on the list to see :) I always thought of 'Class of Nuke'em high' as a Troma movie. I'm sure i could be very wrong. Will look it up now and reeducate myself.
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I appreciate the Troma flicks for what they are, but never been a real fan. Of course Troma has more creativity in their stuff than than this teen-horror remake bullshit.
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waste their money on this crap.
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But i doubt it.
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they need to remake that
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"I Know What You Did Last Summer" x shit + boring slasher = Sorority Row.
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I won't even watch this when it debuts on Spike in 2011.
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I read his note,... I just chose to ignore it. :)
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That's all I have to say.
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Tired genre...
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I never saw the original let alone even heard of it. This looks like it could be fun. I will definitely go see this one.
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and give us what we've been asking for? A remake of 1991's "Dutch?" We need to reboot that franchise, post haste.
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I mean the trailer already shows that the sorority mother's involvement is different and clearly the killer can't be the same. The course of events is changed too. So really it's taken a slim part of the concept and made a whole new movie unrelated to the original. At least Friday The 13th did what it said on the tin - nudity, 13 deaths, kids at a camp!
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Wouldn't it be hilarious if Toy Story 3D won the weekend?
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Why the hell would Toy Story 3 NOT win the weekend?
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This looks to me like it's going to be another bloodless, boobless, Prom Night style slasher remake aimed squarely at 13 year old girls. That said, Briana Evigan is hot. The trailer needs more of her.
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I wasn't talking about TOY STORY 3. I was talking about TOY STORY 3D, the 3D version of the first TOY STORY. Perhaps I should have put 3D in parentheses.
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if this is "R" do you know how many guys are gonna see it just with the hopes that she gets in the altogether? I'll be one of those guys. Oh yes.
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