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UPDATED!! TRANSFORM3RS!! 2011!! Maybe Not...
Merrick again...
Michael Bay posted this message on his Shoot for the Edit forums (HERE):
I said I was taking off a year from Transformers. Paramount made a mistake in dating Transformers 3 - they asked me on the phone - I said yes to July 4 - but for 2012 - whoops! Not 2011!!! That would mean I would have to start prep in September. No way. My brain needs a break from fighting robots.
Michael
So...
1) Bay will either get paid a lot of money to forgo his brain break...
2) The film will be pushed back a year to 2012...
3) They'll get a new director. I'll now share with you a terrifying concept that just sprang to mind: Ratner! "RATformers!" You can imagine it...you know you can! To be clear, this last option is just me goofing around. I'm aware of NO INDICATION in any way, shape, or form that Bay won't be back.
Michael
Merrick here...
Seems Paramount and DreamWorks have staked out July 1, 2011 as the release date for TRANSFORMERS 3.
At this time, no "direct competition" exists for the film on this date - which maintains the circa July 4 release established by the first two films in the franchise.
No deals have been inked with director Michael Bay or franchise stars Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox. Nor has a writer been hired for the third installment.
...says THIS ARTICLE in Variety.
Bay's pretty much said he intends to come back, so he'll probably be back. Shia's intentions? Don't know & don't care. Megan? Oh, Megan...
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Huh Huh
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...until that shitty drawl crawled out of her mouth the first she opens it in TF.
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We actually sold that toy at Sheetz. EPIC FAIL lol :)
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this will be paramount answer to sony's spider man 4 and WB possible batman 3...its business but its smart business, a third movie will for saure bring in 200 million plus
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I'm dead fucking serious. I really can't wait for Transformers.
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Mar 16, 2009 8:14:32 PM CDT
This is making that summer look an awful lot like...
by themarinebiologist
May 2007... Spidey 3, Shrek 3, Pirates 3... all very anticipated, all very flawed.
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Watchmen makes 55 million. I hate this country. :(
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Mark my words
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I knew it.
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Mar 16, 2009 8:18:34 PM CDT
If Shia dies and Megan Fox does full frontal nudity...
by balzacs_ballsac
...I'm so there.
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Mar 16, 2009 8:18:42 PM CDT
the events of summer 07 should never be mentioned again
by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell
it was an atrocity. many innocent people were destroyed in the proccess. i cant believe i made it out alive.
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can we at least get past the second before already taking about a third? sheesh
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Mar 16, 2009 8:23:50 PM CDT
MEGAN FOX CAN SPRAY FART ON MY FACE ANYTIME
by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell
I JUST WANNA DIVE INTO HER BUSH!! I WILL RUB HER SHIT ON MY CHEST!!
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I REALLY wanna see the chicks you are banging. I honestly would like another Bad Boys movie. That's Michael Bay playing to all his strengths - big, dumb, loud, lots of action, lots of pretty people and fun.
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This isn't something that we should just forget about... we should celebrate the bravery of all the men and women we lost during that season, not pretend it never happened.
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You think he's banging chicks?
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im sorry but the events during spider-man 3 destroy countless lives, i just dont know if i can do that. those were innocent people. what about all the kids? the shrek 3 aftermath was an insane bloodbath.
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... may be incentive to actually tune in for these. Instead of shiney things and sweaty people -- shiny things, sweaty people ... and some true intergalactic space-opera goodness. A small serving of ILM hyper-tragedy makes the multi-billion dollar spoongfull of sugar go down.
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By that time, the first movie will be over 2 years old. That's eternity for the morons that are the target audience, they won't remember that. And Shia will be too old for them, too.
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This is huge news.
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That's all you gotta know, right there. Big fucking robots. Mikey Bay should make 5 of these suckers.
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live in the now
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Amazing because I love the Spiderman 2! First one was alright.
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Staking out some shit a full 3 years before, that better be on your little radar.
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Staking out some shit a full 3 years before, that better be on your little radar.
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all got paramounted and michael bayped it seems
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I remember the big Sand guy from Wings and the goofy ending w/ Venom and whatever. This was a movie that had wayyyyyyy too much shit packed into it ala the Pirates Movies-you remember oodles of action but it's a blue, for the most part. Mikey Bay can get away w/ it because he's like that-but here-
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Mar 16, 2009 8:45:18 PM CDT
macguvyer teaser poster owns all
by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell
http://www.ntbone.com/movies/M acGyver.png
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Mar 16, 2009 8:46:37 PM CDT
I didn't see Spidey 3 until it hit DVD. I dont regret it
by lockesbrokenleg
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Mar 16, 2009 8:46:39 PM CDT
spiderman 3 was a overloaded, underdevolped goofy...
by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell
fucking shitfest.
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He wants another BAD BOYS movie? Wow. Okay. Um... wow.
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By that doesn't mean she's hot.
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Gimme a break.
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good to know because we all do sometimes too. a boner just sometimes has to be tamed by a vagina sometimes, no matter if the girl looks like shit. ugly girls will find you on myspace and sometimes, you just gotta do what you gotta do. but when your done be SURE to delete her and block her from getting back to your profile. shallow? yes. rude? yes.
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OK, I know everyone hates him because he was Mutt Williams aka Henry "Scrappy Doo" Jones III, but he actually did quite well in TF at believably, soulfully interacting with a bunch of CG effects he couldn't see at the time. Indy IV's lameness was due more to a lousy script and crappy effects/stunt work than Shia's actual performance.
As for Unicron, etc... I grew up with G1 TFs and love them, but I also thought the first movie was fun for what it was. Wherever they want to go with the 3rd one, I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt. A Prime death/ressurrection would be nice. Headmasters/Targetmasters/Powermasters etc were fun toys, but the concept behind the characters is pretty redundant and stupid. It would be kinda neat to see Shia get "Luke Skywalker-ed" at some point in this trilogy, though. It would've been cool way to have hidden his injured hand in TF2. -
altho I'd actually sit throu superman 3 right now if it was on
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OK, I know some actresses get made up to look a hell of a lot better onscreen than they do in real life. Cameron Diaz is a prime example. I don't doubt that Megan Fox isn't as unbelievably hot when she's running to Taco Bell at 3 AM in sweats and a t-shirt. But UGLY!?!?!?! Dude...
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how can this fail....
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http://tinyurl.com/dny9yr
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Seriously, were Tom Rothman and Stephen Sommers moonlighting for Sony on that one??? What a let down.
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Mar 16, 2009 9:01:38 PM CDT
dude have you seen the pics of megan fox out in public
by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell
when shes not done up? shes still insanely hot. and jessica alba is still hot without makeup too. god i want her vag in my mouth.
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Megan Fox guarantees a Baysplosion in every pair of pants!!
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Should be set inside a actual Explosion. I swear if you tell that to Micheal Bay he will Literally Orgasm in delight.
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It's so cool when you find out that a movie you love was actually meant to be a worthless shitty franchise to begin with!!! What's that? you thought it was a piece of shit!? Even Better!
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It sucked from the start
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THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS YOU!THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS YOU!THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS YOU!THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS YOU!THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS YOU!
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Another two years of Transformers Talkbacks. Bring it!
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I'll be there dripping my love all over the set, plus my pussy now has a hankerin' for giant robot penis, sorry.
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0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Don Murphy we need this guy back, Yackbacker to hate this franchise again and The return of superninja.
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NOT kidding. I know there's at least a couple of folks that agree (come out, come out, where ever you are!). I'll take a Bad Boys 3 on the precondition that Mark Mancina is back on board as music composer (his themes MADE the first film). Bad Boys 2 completely floundered due to the lack of Mancina, amongst other things. I really believe a little judicious editing (throw out at least two action sequences) and a Mancina score could have saved it. But I think Bay would have to (and should have to) grovel for forgivness at the feet of Mark Mancina first, for what he did to him on BB2. Dr. Dre leftover beats and a last second, third-rate Trevor Rabin score? "Ahh, that's sooo UUAAGLEE man...that's AAHHHGGH! AAUAGH!" - Dr. Gonzo (Benicio Del Toro)
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BringSexyback, and Brokebackcowboy I miss that guy.
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Transformers wasnt that bad. I enjoyed it. Just wish it was taken a lil more serious and had more mythology to it. Bad boys 2 wasnt that great and i wish theyd try at it again. The action for the most part was great.
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i'm still holding out for the movie where megan fox transforms into the cocksucking, tit licking, cum guzzling, leg spreading, autoeroticabot she really is. with a deleated scene of her getting buttbanged by rodimus prime. oh yeah
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Mar 16, 2009 9:40:42 PM CDT
i thought bad boys 2 was a great action movie
by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell
but it really didnt need to be 2 and a half hours. michael isnt suited for loved franchises and biographys. just big fucking action movies. tranformers almost worked but it was too god damn fuckin goofy.
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because T3NO! just doesn't cut it.
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It would be perfect for him. Or maybe X-Force, or Cable, or any of those other shitty "grim and gritty" comics from that early 90s fad! He was BORN to adapt them!
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i wondered if you were still around - i've been 'indisposed' for a couple years
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BSB + brokebackcowboy = same guy
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We also need Ganymede to say rediculous shit like "T3 will make 2 billion domestic, watch"
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to make these Transfomers post Pop like they used to.
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Michael Bay: Superman, Dragonball Z
Rob Zombie: Remake of Killer Klowns from Outer Space
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..and by that I mean Bayformers III: The Search For Plot. Well, Unless it was called Bayformers: Revenge of the Audience and it was just 2 hours of audience members getting to virtually beat the ever-loving s*it out of that hack director.
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You make it sound like I should be excited, maybe? Well, I suppose a little now that I won't have to make the difficult decision to watch fireworks that weekend, or go to the movies. Sure took the work out of THAT decision.
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He's doing it right now!
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True that on both counts.(Don't know what happened to superninja. She just disappeared.)
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She Probably wacthed one went into a Coma. Poor Girl I thought her typing was Cute j/k.
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disappointed by the first!! 2007!!.......then again it's Michael Bay, and just cuz Spielberg is producing doesn't mean we wouldn't be inundated with Bay-isms. These aren't Transformers movies. They're soldiers versus ugly robots movies that happen to have Peter Cullen in them. I wonder what tie-in pop song they'll have at the end of this one, I was sure surprised What I've Done closed the first one
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Mar 16, 2009 10:42:04 PM CDT
I just hope we get a Gonzo DP scene with Megan, Bumblebee
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and Optimus. Megan can get on all fours, a position she is well familiar with I'm sure, and service Optimus as he utters incredible Orci penned lines like "Who's your robo daddy", as Bumblebee "interfaces" with her 3rd input before pulling out an "lubricating" on that insane Bulls Eye she has tattoo'd above her ass crack. Come on you fuckers..you know you'd pay to see that...
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Is Bay waiting to make in the year 2015, and market it as the 20th anniversy for the "Bad Boys" franchise?? HAHAHA!
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...if Dungheap Part Two did not make a single dollar and Dungheap Part Three was cancelled?
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Imo shia wasn't "soulfully interracting" with anything in tf1. He was aight but "soulfully interracting"? Uh, no. And I don't think any one wants to see him get "Luke Skywalker-ed." There's a video of him in real life drunk calling another guy a fag and telling him to hit him. They should have a similar scene in the movie where he's drunk and eggs Bumblebee on to kick him. Bumblebee acquiesces (having had enough of being called the yellow pussy gobot who stole music made famous by Kill Bill) and kicks him hard into the atmosphere; shia haters are satisfied by seeing him slowly burn up in earth's atmosphere while critics praise the acting of an initially happy but then tortured and conflicted Bumblebee and the realistic facial expressions that are cgi rendered
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I was expecting those Tb's to be as Epic But you GI joe fans are lame.
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Of course Transformers is going to do better. It's PG-13 to start with. It has a wider audience. It came out in the summer.
Asserting that it has something to do with the intelligence of everyone but you (which is exactly what you implied) is elitist and untrue. -
When you meant "Luke Skywalker-ed" I assumed you meant turning someone whiny into someone self-assured. Having his hand chopped off is ok with everyone
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...they rush to announce a date before doing ANY pre-production or hiring anyone and everything then comes secondary to getting it out on time. It's a product to be brought to market, not a film. This is exactly why Spiderman 3 sucked as hard as it did. That and I honestly believe that Raimi didn't give a shit. It's easier for me to believe THAT than to accept that the guy who made Spidey 2 could make Spidey 3 if he really cared.
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From now: One year of Pre-production, six months TOPS of filming/production work, one year of post. STILL puts them out before July 4, 2011.
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2 year + present = march 2011 + 6 more months = 09/11.
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You know, those chivalrous young lads who rush to defend "the ladies" against the nasty misogynists of AICN when we dare point out that Script Girl is talentless and gets attention solely for her cleavage?There's more objectification and anger towards women in this thread than all the SG talkbacks combined.
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Read my post a little more closely. I said it would still put it out BEFORE July 4th. Good try, tho.
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Phategod2- As a major G.I. Joe fan I just stopped paying attention after the whole G.I.J.O.E. bullshit. I think all those Transformer fans who cry childhood rape and such secretly hope that Bay will get it right this time out...or the next. I have no such belief. I know Joe is going to be shit, so why rub feces in the wounds, eh?
Playkins - The amount of time from announcement to release is inconsequential. The problem is that it's a sign that they aren't trying to make a good movie or tell a good story, they are trying to sell a product. As long as it gets into the theaters by the scheduled release date, they really don't care if it's good or bad, as long as they cover their costs and make a few extra bucks. Disposable entertainment for the 12-17 set. That's all they really want it to be. -
Phategod2- As a major G.I. Joe fan I just stopped paying attention after the whole G.I.J.O.E. bullshit. I think all those Transformer fans who cry childhood rape and such secretly hope that Bay will get it right this time out...or the next. I have no such belief. I know Joe is going to be shit, so why rub feces in the wounds, eh?
Playkins - The amount of time from announcement to release is inconsequential. The problem is that it's a sign that they aren't trying to make a good movie or tell a good story, they are trying to sell a product. As long as it gets into the theaters by the scheduled release date, they really don't care if it's good or bad, as long as they cover their costs and make a few extra bucks. Disposable entertainment for the 12-17 set. That's all they really want it to be. -
I always pick an arbitrary but specific date years ahead of time without any firm commitments from the people who are actually involved in the series.Cart before the horse
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Mar 16, 2009 11:31:41 PM CDT
That YouTube clip was more entertaining than the movie
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Read YOUR post again. I don't know in what crazy world your math works, but what Plat was pointing out was that March 09 plus two and a half years is September 2011, which is NOT before July, as you stupidly repeated.
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can suck all the dicks. Seriously dude you don't HAVE to shine a light right into the camera
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he can eat all the dicks. sorry. I guess if he wants to do both i will permit it.
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But September comes out after July am i missing something are on those Post Aztec Calenders or something.
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Dude... it's a movie about TOYS. Of course that's what they are doing.
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SG's defenders are SG's friends. Meagan Fox's friends don't visit aicn.
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Phate: You were right, I was wrong(as I stated it). Truthfully I was working under the assumption that they are already a long ways into pre-production or pre-vis if they are announcing a date.
GregoryHarbin: See above. Yeah, I didn't explain myself well. Thanks for calling me stupid for it. -
Starring Lil Wayne as Martin Lawrence, Will Smith as Lil Wayne, and Shia LaBeouf as Mike Lowrey
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I wish I could unread all of his posts, but I will settle for calling him stupid.
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Let's put more numbers in sequel titles! Wow you're so 21st century!
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Mar 17, 2009 12:17:26 AM CDT
I'm in business 'til at least 2011! Whooopeeeee!!!!!!
by fuckmichaelbay
Joy!
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As he's always too busy snorting coke off Megan Fox to care.
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How could you?
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Ha, I was dead on when I predicted that TF1 would eviscerate the box-office. As for ROTF, it has a very good chance at eclipsing the 1 billion mark. You heard it here first folks.
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I couldn't imagine the insurmountable spectacle that would engulf the silver screen if MB was given the reigns to this stagnant, and underwhelming franchise.
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http://tinyurl.com/co8lsd
http://tinyurl.com/cpaa98
Ask and ye shall receive Phategod. I wish I could participate like I did back then. Fortunately I'm one of the few people in California that still has a job. (No thanks to Barack and Arnie, fuckwits.)
So no more Don Murphy fights eh Phate? What a shame, you became a fucking legend with those exchanges, and I'm proud to have been there to have seen much of it. Cheers fellas!
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I agree with you 100%. I am damn sure rotf will come close to if not hit the 1 billion mark (wether we all like it or not)The first movie created a huge new fan base for transformers. Lets remember that it broke 700 mil worlwide and then sold huge on dvd and was huge with rentals. making interest in a sequal even bigger. Plus lets take into account how big that trailer looks. This movie (wether in any way an imorovement over the original or ju7st more of the same) will have a huge amount of spectacle and action. people will flock to see this. Transformers will probably become Star Wars big after rotf. (please note that i am not making comments to its quality, nor am i comparing tf with SW on a quality basis)
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It'll be like the ninja turtles movies...1st one does well but then it's downhill...and I loved the ninja turtles...my son and his elementary school is more excited by t4 and wolverine than this...they're excited yeah but this movie series is already starting to lose it's novelty with its (the movie franchise not the original series) base demographic
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sons elementary school does nt really prove anything. That is just an attitude amongst one small sample group. You could do that at several different elementary schools and get several very different results. Its called demographics..I majored in Sociological research at university dude, so i (for once lol) know what im talking about
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Box office gold.
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I think it will replicate the success of the first one, but be about the same. Mainly because the situation isn't that different from Summer 2007 with a bunch of big movies frontloaded into May, and TF all by itself (other than romantic comedies and other slight films) for almost month with no other big action film to compete against until Harry Potter opens 3 weeks later.
Star Trek, Night at the Museum 2, T4, Up...all will be over a month old by the time TF2 opens. The only thing that could hurt it's take would be Land of the Lost (which I doubt it could) and even that will be 3 weeks old when TF2 opens. -
but I really think the first expanded the fan base way beyond its old one. And it will be advertised and hyped to death. People will go see it in droves. Think matrix reloaded, dead mans chest etc..
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They haven't hired a writer for this? That's ok, they didn't hire one for the first TF flick either.
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what was it about anyway?
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....don't get me started-never a film before I was so bummed after seeing-the quality compared to 2 was severly lacking. So much crap they could have cut-singing, dancing, crying. Peformances phoned in etc etc. Can anyone tell me a movie besides this one where the CGI actually looks a lot cheaper than the one before it? (str8 to DVD not incl). Just hope they go back to the drawing board with no.4...
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He combines the classic sensibilities of a 1950s robot with the dynamic flair of a 1970s street pimp. Written and Directed by Conan O'Brien starring Andy Richter as the title character.
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Hopefully Optimus Prime can destroy some Somalian villages in this one. Bless you, Michael Bay
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Shia fucking rocks and you know it Merrick! Who wants to watch two hours of cgi kicking the shit out of more cgi- we need a human to have some connection with and his dorky schtick was hilarious. I for one- would would upfuck Optimus if it meant giving 'The Beef' some more screentime!
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Who gives a fuck about TRANSFORMERS 3 and more blurry fucking fights between robots we never get to see properly, and some annoying wiseass and his "NONONONONONONONONO!!!" schtick? WHO GIVES A FUCK?
Give me another Will Smith and Martin Lawrence epic, and take the only good thing about TRANSFORMERS (Megan Fox's body) and put it in BAD BOYS III!
WILL SMITH + MARTIN LAWRENCE + BAYHEM + MEGAN FOX'S TITS + 'SPLOSIONS = EPIC FUCKING WIN!!! -
C'mon THINK of the possibilities. And know TRUE Fear. I'd watch it I would! Big Robots. Bigger explosions. And Shia getting to intone-and I quothe-NONONoNONONONONONONONONONONO! C'mon who doesn't wanna see that again-
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...Like someone who actually gives a shit about Transformers as a group of characters, not a vehicle of mass consumerism.
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He would end up killing himself in the process.
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It's supposed to be auctioned off soon... http://tinyurl.com/d4a2uf
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I love their dialogue and well-written screenplays. I'm so looking forward to their 're-imagining' of Star Trek. It's going to be so good!
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yOUR sarcasm is damn scathing, well done sir. Well i hope you are wrong about Trek, that trailer is damn cool and I would so love to see a truly epic great Trek movie.
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It's a dust-swept plain, here on this bare set. Over here, this is where the abandoned ex-Army base would have been. Megan enters here, to deliver her heart breaking monologue on the existential loneliness of the promiscuous modern female in a Western world floundering under liberalism and seeking to reverse the freedoms it has for so long protected.
**Bay wipes sweat from his brow**
Here is where Shia will enter, minus his shoes. This will symbolise that America has gone back to its original transitory state, that as a country it seeks to return to its early innocence, its best intentions.
And then A HUUUUGE FUCK-OFF MONSTER ROBOT COMES FUCKING FLYING THROUGH THIS WALL, ONLITERATING FUCKING EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH IN A CGI BLURRED FRENZY OF TOTAL FUCKING DETRUCTION!!!
"Apologies, Mr Bay. You have exceeded the parameters of Dogme 95. we must ask you to leave the program."
"NYEEEEEEEOOWWWMMMM BADADADADADA!!! PSCHKKKKGGHHHH! ACKAKAKAKAKAK!!! KER-BOOOOOOMMM!!!"
Michael Bay presents TRANSFORMED: DOGME 09. With added BAYHEM!!! -
if Micheal Bay shot himself in the head with an evoker his persona would be....Transformers
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When I first saw the latest trailer, and actualy listened to Bruce Greenwood's voice-over... DEAR GOD THAT WAS FUCKING LAME!
"So... you're a lone wolf, a maverick, seeking for something to belong to, something with hot chicks to bang, cool weaponry and gadgetry, something that lets you KILL LOADS OF FUCKING FOREIGNERS! We have that, son. We are Starfleet."
"Frak you and frak your Starfleet, drokker!"
"Ah, you're just a rebellious young pup, aren't you? We'll just give you a ship to run after you've laterally thought your way around the Kobayashi Maru paradox. And then we'll kick off this reboot without thinking about how little charisma you have next to the godlike Denny Crane - I mean, Shat the Man!"
"Drokk you, snecker!"
"Don't worry, young Chris Pine. If Paul Walker gets delusion of actordom again, there's always a place for you in THE FAST AND THE EXTREEEEEEEME franchise. Neal Moritz is INSAAAAAANEly stoked to meet you."
"Oh, and the sequel? We got Shia for Khan. Ain't no thing, homey. G-FIIIIIIIVE!"
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Yeah... even if I think Eagle Eye sucked ass, Shia is a pretty good actor. And Megan Fox is... I won't say 'not attractive', but I hardly think she's the only person who could pull off that role. Any half-attractive woman could do the exact same 'performance.'
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get the date first, then get some special effects, cast it, film it, then maybe mid-editing think about maybe EMPLOYING A WRITER TO WRITE A GODDAMN SCRIPT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Boom! Crash! Kerranng! Repeat.
I just saved y'all $10 bucks.
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you know what's a good movie? Blue Thunder
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with Shia as Shinji and Fox as Asuka?
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"Catch you later."
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My SOUL WOULD DIE IN PAIN
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http://www.shootfortheedit.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3947
"I said I was taking off a year from Transformers. Paramount made a mistake in dating Transformers 3 - they asked me on the phone - I said yes to July 4 - but for 2012 - whoops! Not 2011!!! That would mean I would have to start prep in September. No way. My brain needs a break from fighting robots.
Michael"
http://www.michaelbay.com/newsblog/blog.html
Might want to update the article.
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that's pretty cocky for a film that's not out yet
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What I would do to Megan Fox would make Satan himself look away in shock. Seriously, would I marry the girl. Probably not. Would I do things to her that are better left unmention, oh hell yes. That girl looks like she can take a dick (or three and throw in an extra pussy for good measure), and is proud of her dick taking skills.
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And I am in no way advocating that the Carpet Pisser wants to have a fourway with Megan Fox and two other dudes. Just saying I bet the girl could put some pornstars to shame.
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I support this only if Dench keeps the same wardrobe Fox is using. Bonus points if nobody acknowledges the swap. This would be so weird and wrong that it might make me respect Michael Bay.
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Yeah, but you aren't going to have sex with a projected image of Megan Fox. Ergo, your desire to roger her has nothing to do with whether she should be starring in this film.
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Yo! Thanks Rat! Know what I'm sayin dawg? Know what I'm sayin? Yo the Decepticons were tryin to get all gangsta on me and I was like Sheeeeit! Heeeell naw! Know what I'm sayin, know what I'm sayin? On the bright side that would get the Rat off of Conan!
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And THAT is why Harry ewill NEVER have an Edit function on these Talkbacks. He loves reading these Freudian slips too.
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That's why it sucked. It was just about fattening Sony's bottom line, packing Raimi's bank with cash, setting up Toby McGuire for life, etc....
You can get all the cameras and sets and toys in the world to make your movie, but if the right motivation isn't there from the start (ie. at least trying to tell a half-entertaining story) then it will BOMB. -
Thanks. I'll let you know if I am able to fend Shia away from my virgin ass!
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Really, what does the role require. It is a movie about big fucking robots fighting. It doesn't require Meryl Streep or Judi Dench. Just a hot sweaty chick running from Robots is good enough for me!
A question though, why is it when a chick is all sweaty I fuck her like mad. But when I get back from playing basketball, the wife won't touch me? -
fuck off on the Brett Ratner slams. Whatever Brett has done to you guys, probably didn't give you shitheads a free pass to see his movie and has a huge hard on slamming him, I think time has passed. Brett is decent filmmaker and he's made some fun films LIKE MICHAEL BAY. I know it sucks you don't have the talent to ever make a good movie in hollywood but don't be jealous of someone who is kicking ass in the business. Can't wait for Ratner's Beverly Hills Cop IV
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At least if he had made TINO1 he wouldn't have changed the designs and back story.
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And part 5 + 6 in 2015!!!!
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"A question though, why is it when a chick is all sweaty I fuck her like mad. But when I get back from playing basketball, the wife won't touch me?"
The answer? ROBERT PATTINSON. It's his fucking fault that now women think a good looking guy is hairless on the chest, androgynous, has cheekbones you could use to slice ham, and has no perspiratory glands whatsoever.
Such women usually discover, too late, that such men do not exist... and the ones who do aren't interested in women, if you catch my drift ;D
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I'm not saying it requires a 'great' actress, but I don't think Megan Fox contributes anything looks wise that half a dozen other actresses couldn't go. Ergo, she's not really that vital to the success.
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Why not hire Paul Verhoeven and make Transmorph3rs a fucking epic R-rated TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION-fest?WE NEED MORE R-RATED ACTION MOVIES! No more pussified PG-13 bullshit!
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There's no way in Hell that Spielberg would allow Ratner anywhere near this franchise.
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Why?
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Fair enough. I think she fits the bill fine. Robots + girl to masturbate to + explosions = good enough for me to spend my money on. Really don't care if she is in it or not, just saying she is nice eye candy. To me at least.
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I'm in utter agreement. With due respect to Zeddemore - hola, fellow PROFESSIONAL!! - I'm still stunned that ANYONE on here thinks there are hotter women in Hollywood today than Megan Fox. If she's not your type, fair enough - but how can Megan Fox NOT be anyone's type?
Pisser, we may be only two people on this TB who truly recognise the awesomeness that is the sex goddess Megan Fox. I have sooooo many ways to fuck Miss Fox, it'd be the LORD OF THE RINGS to the Kama Sutra's HOBBIT.
As a once-great Talkbacker once said on a different Megan Fox TB, way back in the mists of time:
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Don't mention it.
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Nothing personal at all - just happened to receive multiple e-mails about it. :-/ But...THANK YOU. Very much appreciated.
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Will Smith and Martin Lawrence work brilliantly in those films
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Well said sir. Well said.
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His brain has been on a break, since he started his first shoot. Nobody watches this guy's stuff for the elaborate subtext anyway.
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Mar 17, 2009 11:44:12 AM CDT
I'll just not see them, and pretend those were never made.
by ricarleite
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Get someone to start from scratch.
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I figured I wouldn't be the only one sending you that, sorry if I came off sounding like a douche.
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...decides that he should kill Optimus Prime in the first five minutes, make Shia kill Megan Fox, and then permanently transform Megatron into a failed hairdryer, all while spouting that Transformers sucks and he doesn't understand why anyone likes it.
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Mar 17, 2009 12:36:30 PM CDT
Update: Bay To Direct 4th Movie in Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn
by starblitzer
Now with vampires EXPLODING in sunlight, like God intended!
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The Transformers can end by destroying the planet, and then movie-goers can go outside, ready for the *real* Armageddon. Who said movies aren't educational? Oh. And the new director will be: UWE BOLL! We Canadians have spoken!
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Don't you know if you give it a big opening weekend, it will send a message to Hollywood. And, they will never stop making big budget boring shit! (Insert Sally Jupiter/Megan Fox rape joke here)
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Shia and Megan outside the Quik-Stop
talking about Go-Bots. -
Sad thing is a Ratner Transformers would probably be infinitely more entertaining than a Bay Transformers.
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You know I'm right.
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...which is the End of the World!
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Nice. Very meta. Hey, has anyone noticed that Bay has a 'type' when it comes to women? I caught the first Bad Boys on tv the other day and I'll be damned if Tea Leoni wasn't made up to look like a proto-Megan Fox. And then you've got, in the Rock, Nic Cage's girlfriend and Connery's daughter, both striking brunettes. I think Bay has found his muse. Look for Fox in all of Bay's movies henceforth. And look for me masturbating furiously in a corner. With peanut butter.
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If Michael Bay doesn't come back for the third installment, I think it would be a good idea for James Cameron to direct.
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Yeah, but one could say that of any movie. That's like saying, "I think it would be a good idea to have Shakespeare write a play." Sorry, usually don't pick on people here, but that's just a little too on the nose. And I'm a little too hungover.
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Pull my finger.
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One note hack much? Blue Beetle would beat your amateur ass. (See what I did there? Prolly not.)
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Mar 17, 2009 2:09:03 PM CDT
HOW RONALD REAGAN, RELIGION AND HOLLYWOOD KILLED CINEMA.....
by 1978creepythinman
In the 1980's the Reagan Administration ushered in the widespread de-regulation and removal of anti-trust laws that were put in place after the Great Depression to prevent companies from monopolizing various industries and creating the type of TOO BIG TO FAIL companies that have now created the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression itself. In regards to the decline of North American cinema it’s like this. With the HUGE success of movies like Jaws and Star Wars various money grubbing Wall Street types moved into the Hollywood system and reshaped the major studio’s into Corporate entities where the goal was no longer to just make movies and inspire friendly competition the way that proper capitalism is supposed to work. No, Wall Street style capitalism is about increasing market share by buying out or killing off the competition so that a few people/companies control everything which is closer to communism if you think about it. So, how did they go about this? By buying off politicians they were able to first get rid of the tax shelters that allowed low budget independent filmmakers and studio’s to raise money from private investors. Without these tax shelters people like George A. Romero (Night of the Living Dead/Dawn of the Dead), Tobe Hooper (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Poltergeist), Sam Raimi (The Evil Dead and Spider-man Triologies), Brain DePalma (Carrie, Scarface, The Untouchables), Martin Scorsese (Taxi Driver/Raging Bull/Goodfellas), Francis Ford Coppola (The Godfather 1 & 2, Apocalypse Now) etc.. wouldn’t have been able to raise the money to make their first features. Canada offered a 100% tax shelter system for investment in movie production in the 70’s and that lasted until the 80’s. Without that Ivan Reitman (Meatballs/Stripes/Ghostbusters) and David Cronenberg (The Fly/Naked Lunch/Crash) wouldn’t have been able to make their first films Cannibal Girls and Shivers respectively. Also, in the USA, before the deregulation and removal of the anti-trust laws, studios weren’t allowed to by up movie theatres or chains to create a monopoly. So what you had were thousands of theatres and theatre chains across North America and all those companies cared about was their box office revenue. So they would book anything that made money. If you made a low budget movie you could book it into a theatre and since the Motion Picture Association of America - MPAA was a joke back in those days you could show just about anything in theatres as in evidence of Deep Throat playing not just in porn houses but even in respectable theatres all across the country not to mention the grindhouses that played an endless stream of Horror and exploitation flicks day and night. If your movie was good and made money you could use that money to make more prints and advertise across the city, state or even the whole country if your movie was a hit. This is how AIP, Roger Corman and later New Line Cinema and Troma operated for decades, that is, until the 80’s. Now the deregulation/anti-trust laws removal (from here on in referred to as DR/ARL) wasn’t the only reason for the decline of audience attendance in the 80’s. VCR’s made it possible to rent movies and watch them from the comfort of your own home. As a result thousands of theatres and a few chains went under. Mostly these were the single venue style theatres with one screen where they would play double and triple bills and alternatively use the theatres for rock shows, stage productions etc… But the second thing was that after the DR/ARL, the major studios were allowed to buy up theatre chains and individual mom and pop theatres with the intent of shutting them down. The 1980’s saw the rise of the multi-plex, most of which were built by the major studios and a few other companies that operated such as Famous Players or Odeon Cinemas as an example up here in Canada. They were built with maximum comfort and convenience but had as much personality as your average McDonalds in comparison to a family operated restaurant. Now because these chains were all owned by corporations they would only do business with each other and book only each others movies as well as their own, effectively shutting out any independent studio’s or producers. By the late 80’s most of the independents had been killed off so now it was mostly the majors with the exception of a few studios that survived because they had highly profitable franchises (New Line and the Nightmare on Elm Street series) or they distributed some low budget independent, art-house and European films (Miramax with The Crying Game, El Mariachi, Resevoir Dogs etc…) to the single art-house theatres scattered across the country and because those movies made soo much money and received soo much national critical attention from Siskel & Ebert etc.. even the corporate owned theatre chains started booking them because money is still money. So how does the MPAA tie into this and the decline of balls out American Cinema? It’s because Hollywood is always the target of right wing mouthpiece’s and various religious organizations across the country as witnessed by the ridiculous uproar by the moral majority over movies such as Dogma, Kids, Natural Born Killers etc…. in the 90’s or if you really want to go back in time you could find examples of this with almost every single successful film made during the entire history of cinema that features any sort of violent or sexual content. Look up the Hays Code and watch some pre-code movies made in the 20’s and early 30’s and you’ll notice how much more violent, sexual and lurid movies like the original Scarface and Mystery of the Wax Museum were for the time and how North American cinema went through a period of melodramatic puritanism that lasted from the 30’s (with the exception of a few underground films) and only ended with the collapse of the studio system in the late 60’s which ushered in the most fertile era in American cinema history as a result of filmmakers being allowed to realistically and unrealistically portray sex, violence and real or not-so real life like never before. During this period the political and religious freaks bitched about all the sex and violence but their complaints didn’t catch any traction especially with all the political turmoil of the era and the fact that Government violence against it’s citizens (the Kent State shootings) and the global imperialism/war mongering (Vietnam) made Government criticisms of Hollywood on behalf of religious furor a moot point. After Jimmy Carter lost the presidency because he inherited the dismal economy of the post-Vietnam era and dared to tell America the truth, the American public stuck their heads up their collective asses and voted in an ex-actor who was the straight man to a chimp as President of the United States. But Ronald Reagan only got into power because the Republican Party aligned themselves with various snake oil salesmen such as Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Jimmy Swaggart and their mindless followers creating the Moral Majority movement of the 80’s of which it’s existence was to paper over all of the ugliness going on in the USA and promoted the fantasy that America was a land of rainbows, puppies and sold their bullshit with all the tenacity of a used car salesman selling a rusted out shitbox with a fresh paint job. This gave the religious right more power then they had in decades and made politicians live in fear for their political lives. Once again the religious freaks put their attention onto Hollywood because all of that sex and violence was polluting their Good Christian country. So they put the screws to politicians, mostly those from the Redneck States, who then came down on Hollywood and threatened to dismantle the major studio’s monopoly by reinstating those tax shelters and the DR/ATL. It’s at this point that the religious right gained almost complete control over what got shown in theatres across North America but they couldn’t implement their control in the style of the Hays code for fear of being labeled as CENSORS so they operated in virtual anonymity under the MPAA. It’s under this system that the MPAA and the major studio’s were able to kill off independents. The scam worked like this, you’re a low budget independent Director, Producer or Studio. You make money by making the type of movies that the majors don’t such as Horror and exploitation with outrageous sex and violence. The major studios are only interested in the only two types of movies they know how and want to make, glossy big budget extravaganzas and worthy Oscar winners. They think it’s beneath them to make Horror and exploitation films with gratuitous gore and sex except for when it’s being done by a major Hollywood actor, producer or director in which case the MPAA seems to have no problem with slapping the film with a family seal of approval R-rating. They used to distribute the occasional low budget shocker or sex flick, such as the Friday the 13th series which was distributed by Paramount or Porky’s which 20th Century Fox put out, but the ire of so called “respected” critics like Siskel & Ebert along with the political pressure from the religious right forced studio’s like Paramount/Fox to stop distributing low budget gore and sex flicks which is why they sold the F13th series to New Line while Fox eventually gave up on sex comedies. Anyway, you’re an independent Director, Producer, Studio who’s made “Teenage Lesbian Orgy in the Girls Locker Room of Gore” and you’re looking to distribute it. In the 70’s if the moves was good, or at the very least had plenty of entertaining sex and violence, you could put it out on a small scale and expand statewide and nationally if the movie is successful as I previously mentioned. The problem is that because the Reagan administration removed the DR/ANL, the studio’s now own 90% of the theatres across the country and won’t distribute your movie because it doesn’t have the Siskel & Ebert types across the country slobbering over it and they don’t want the headache of enraging the religious right. So what are your options? Well, there might be some small chains, mom and pop theatres that you could distribute to but there are issues when it comes to the rating of your movie and how that effects your ability to promote your epic. The situation is this, you take your magnum opus to the MPAA to get an R-Rating, now an R-Rating in the USA and the system itself is designed to censor without the appearance of censorship. An R-Rating means that no one under the age of eighteen can enter a particular movie without someone over the age of eighteen, BUT, the catch is that if you’re over eighteen you can bring anyone of any age into the theatre with you. That means that some dipshit eighteen year old, which DO exist and they are many, can bring a ten year old child into the theatre to see “Nudist Amazonian Warrior Interracial Dyke Cannibals of Sodomy” which will no doubt turn the impressionable ten year old into a peace-loving- gay-commie-pinko-liberal-Marxist-serial killing-rapist-transexual-who-wants-Communist-socialist-Free-Health-Care-and-less-money-spent-on-the-military-to-finance-better-education-and-alleviate-poverty-to-bring-about-a-new-age-of-Universal-utopia-which-will-allow-the-human-race-to-look-towards-the-stars-and-expand-our-spieces-across-the-galaxy-for-eternity-untill-the-end-of-creation….and that’s bad. So in order to Protect The Children™ and receive an R-rating the MPAA tells you to cut your film BUT they wont tell you what to cut because then they could be accused of censorship. They’ll just let you know when they see it. So you cut a few frames and trip a scene here or there and they tell you to keep cutting. You go back and forth until you scream in frustration about what else you need to fucking cut and they tell you that it’s not the footage as per say but the “tone” of it and how it’s this or that. The point is to get you to water down your movie until all its commercial elements (i.e. The Fucking and Killing) no longer exist and you have a movie that has an R-rating but won’t make a penny in theaters because your flick wasn’t that good to begin with and all you had was the nudity and gore. Now you could try to release it unrated which a lot of movies did up until the 80’s and many were highly successful such as Dawn of the Dead but that was when you had those independently owned theatre chains and mom & pop theatres that would play your movie even without a rating and you could still mount an advertising campaign to let the public know about your flick. Even in the 80’s there were still a few theatres left that would play un-rated movies the only problem is that with media consolidation all of the newspapers, TV stations and magazines were controlled by a few corporations and those corporations had political ties to the religious right etc, etc… so they would refuse to run advertisements of your un-rated movie and in those pre-internet days that meant that you were shit out of luck and no one would know about your masterpiece. The only other option was to tell the MPAA to fuck off and refuse to cut your movie in which case it would be given an X-Rating which effectively put it into the category of Pornography and no theatres would play it apart from porn houses and even those were being killed off by the VRC revolution of the 80’s. So without a means of finance, distribution or publicity this is how most of the independents went out of business in the 1980’s which is why North American cinema has been sliding into the shitter for the last quarter of a century as a result of corporate greed, religious fanaticism and political scumfuckery. Today not much has changed and it seems like a miracle when a good movie gets made and released in North America but they are few and far between. The great hope is the internet, on-line distribution and digital downloading but there are two main issues. The first is that without financing most independent movies today are shot on video cheapies that offer very little in the way quality scripts, production value or even competence although occasionally you get a good cheesy film like Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, The Janitor and Blood Car. The second problem is how do you make money off something that people can get on-line for free from torrent sites? The answer is to make a good movie against the odds and hope that people like your movie enough to want to buy the DVD but those odds are against you and as long as Hollywood maintains its corporate monopoly on national theatrical distribution, North American cinema will never recover.
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Mar 17, 2009 2:12:27 PM CDT
raise your hand if your read all of that
by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell
if your hand is up, i just dont know what to tell you...
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Mar 17, 2009 2:16:04 PM CDT
No-one can do explosions and big robots like Michael Bay!
by scriptgirl_nipples
And not a shit-fest like Iron Man. Jon Favreau can only fucking dream!
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His plans are Megan Fox, Lube and Cocaine.
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And he'd be a damn good one, too - exploding slow-mo jizz, shakey cam fucking, close ups of giant clits, and no plot to speak of (and in this case we wouldn't care).Bay, I think we've found your true calling.
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Jesus Fucking Christ, man...
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What an asshole. I am always against studios announcing tentpoles without clearing it with the director, but the studio in this case chose a perfectly reasonable three-year gap. I was pissed about Iron Man 2, for example. Why the Hell does Bay need so long.
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Mar 17, 2009 2:34:59 PM CDT
TheMarineBiologist, I'M NOT A TROLL, I JUST CARE ABOUT CINEMA
by 1978creepythinman
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And agree wholeheartedly. I just wonder what kind of dude posts his thesis on a geek news site.
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Mar 17, 2009 2:39:31 PM CDT
but seriously cable TV, Atari and and vcrs killed cinema
by darth_inedible
If the money and the market had been able to sustain a '70s style film environment it would have continued. Hollywood turned to Blockbusters in the 80s because at that point people were too busy watching cable, using VCRs and playing video games to sit through Midnight Rider III or whatever.
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I'm with you. Unofficially, I'm a 1979CreepyThinMan, so you got one guy at your back. Watchmen has awoken me to certain realities, and I'm ready to fucking fight.
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Because maybe we'll get some character development instead of explosions covering for lack of story. Maybe we'll actually like the characters and one would hope he has the balls to approve robot designs that actually look like the characters instead of insects.
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IM WAITING FOR MICHAEL BAY TO DO TURBO TEEN. SOMEONE YOUTUBE THE SHOW AND/OR THE TURBO TEEN PARODY FROM ROBOT CHICKEN FUNNY AS FUCK.
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You'd learn how to use paragraph breaks
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Mar 17, 2009 2:58:41 PM CDT
TedKordLives, I WAS SET OFF THIS AFTERNOON BY SOMETHING.....
by 1978creepythinman
There is a website called I discovered called Cinema Treasures and it has listings of all theatres in North America as well as some around the world. It features write-ups about theatres that are open, ones that have closed down and even ones that have been demolished. I was looking up theatres in my hometown of Hamilton, Ontario and I noticed two things. The first was how this city had dozens of small theatres spread across it and how most of the theatres in the area had closed in the 1980’s. But the thing that affected me the most was the comments that people left about those cinemas and how much better things seemed to be back in the 80’s compared to today and I agree although I’m only 30.
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I turn 30 this year, and everything seems like it was better in the '80s. I know that the quality of kid's toons was much better back then. You even stood a chance of learning something if you paid attention. That's just a minor example. I'll have to check that site out-I love the way theaters used to look. The one Harry was talking about in that "Drag me to Hell" review, the Paramount, is a great example(Yeah I'm an Austinite now). Keep it up, man, I'm having a blast defending you across the TBs.
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Where did that post go? Off into the ether, I guess. God, Transformers was such a horrible movie. I really don't understand how people can stand up for it.
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And I wake up covered in all sorts of bodily fluids.
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Bale as a giant fucking robot would kick all kinds of ASS! That professional would fucking Trash Megans cum canal with his giant fucking machined cock blow his lubricants spot on her Bullseye tattoo then fist her mouth while reading the poem tattoo'd on her ribcage without getting fucking dis-tract-ed in the least....Professional!
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Mar 17, 2009 3:38:00 PM CDT
TedKordLives, SEEMS THAT SOME FUCKSTICK DIDN'T LIKE IT
by 1978creepythinman
And erased it.
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Next week they are gong to release the remake of TRANSFORMERS 7.
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Superman doesn't drive.
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I could give a flying fuck about Transformers.
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by a longshot, especially if still produced by Spielberg. If you're comparing someone like Bryan Singer to Ratner then yeah, he sucks, but compared to Michael "cars and explosions" Bay, he's a fucking Picasso.
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is allright, not ugly, but definitely not the most beautiful woman in the world.
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Sucks, dude. People don't get it. Americans with theirs heads still in the sand should get them lopped off by that fucking stupid Scorpion-Transformer-Monster Rancher looking piece of shit.
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it led to someone calling me an 'epic cunt'. So I got that going for me-which is nice. 'Epic Cunt':my new nickname for MegaFox.
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cause they have no taste.
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Fuck you arrogant cunt, and fuck your parkinsonian braindead action scenes. Fuck you and your diahrrea-inducing characters, and fuck you as a man. Fuck you.
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Why the fuck not
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Mar 17, 2009 6:49:47 PM CDT
I know Michael Bay is an explosion addict douchebag
by scriptgirl_nipples
But he does his shit better than Jon Favreau, and his piece of shit Iron Man.
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---Giant Robots hitting each other is the best of times---Giant Robots are you friends. And knowing is half the battle.
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I forgive Bay for Armageddon.
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if Michael Bay is already damned? 'Cause I've just realized that I haven't seen MCMLXXVI in a while.
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...that the TF2 trailer was surprisingly cool and decided "I'll give you a chance, Michael Bay" wasn't as catchy as his old phrase.
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MCMLXXVI's owner finally locked it in its cage.
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I ask becos for one of the big summer movies we have seen very little of it (which may be becos its going to be so bad) It is Sommers...
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I always thought it was 12/12/12. Thanks for the head's up. I would have hated to wake up on the 13th caked in cocaine and dried whiskey and smothered by prostitutes in Star Wars costumes, especially the fat bitch plaing Jabba I would have had one of the other whores (dressed in a Leia slave suit) choke the night before. Oh, yeah, Fuck Michael Bay, he anal rapped my childhood. Can't wait for Transformers 2, muthafucka'!
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he anal RAPED my childhood. I don't think hip hop is ready for anal rapping.
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In that vapid, party girl fuck-fantasy, KC lights on your Hummer, blue can beer drinking, jock douchebag, supermodel salivating, Nascar, midlife crisis, Oakley sunglass wearing North Face clothed, jerking off thinking about your daughter's friends boredom of EVERYBODY ELSE. Beauty is everywhere. It's as common as clouds. Give me something real, something different. Everybody likes a Mustang. Everybody likes Levi's. There's nothing wrong with that. It's mass appeal. Take it. Just for fucks sake, realize you've become ONE OF THEM!
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I could see that-
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Course the movie won't be out until August.
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transformers 2 spoilers go to chud.com (i knoe..eeeww) where they have scans from a childrens coloring book (im not making this up) and this book reveals most of what happens...
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but I forgot it. I shouldn't have logged out today!
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Star Wars? 1977? Jaws? 1975? Close Encounters of the Third Kind? 1977? Ring a bell? There weren't VCR's in everybody's homes when those movies came out. Spielberg and Lucas are the ones responsible for the changes you speak of. For the better, in my opinion.
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many people are going to hate tf2 just as much if not more so. There is clearly more goofy shit. The fragment of the allspark survives and its still turning things (this time kitchen appliances, you see be3cause its funny..) into little transformers. Wheelies design is literally retarded, as in he looks retarded. Of course it also reveals what we have known for some time...MEgatron is back, and that Bay has been making himself look like a tool by lying about it. And no Megatron does nt only appear in flashbacks to the past. He is clearly in the movie a lot. Another big shocker the pyramids are ancient decepticon weapons...used to blow up the sun (seriously..im not making any of this up). optimus rescues Sam from Megatron (it is Megatron's claw pinning Sam down in the trailer) . And Devastator appears to be destroyed by....Simmons! The john Turturro character! So the plot in a nutshell is...The decepticoms ressurect Megatron useing the all spark fragment, Megatron bitchslaps starscream and assumes leadership again. They capture Sam and get some info from him relating to the location of the Fallen/the pyramid weapon. Prime rescues Sam. And there is a big showdown in Egypt at the pyramids between the autobots, decepticons who are fighting with the Fallen, and the Army.
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up with? It does nt appear to be very different from the first movie....
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with all kinds of vibrating, penetrating, parts. Hell, forget the action and just make it a big robot rape party for two hours.
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Megan Fox would most probably do Jeff Bridges in Iron Monger form for afters.
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Jetfire & Prime fight Megatron.
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why you ask? because obviously its hilarious, dont you idiots know sophisticated and clever humour ehen you see it?...And why does he look like he has downs syndrome? Because its cute of course...it will sell great with the little kids. Why is the story so damn simple and cliched, because stealing ideas from stargate is the shizzle my nigger! Did any of you see stargate it has splosians! and big swirly effects, and...and there wa sa pyramid, but jeez, only one??!! I can top that, i'll give em 3, and they will transform too *stops to wipe the drool from his face* it will be soooo bad ass kewl! The problem is all these visionless people on internet talkback sites, they cant see my cocaine fuelled vision for what it is, to make all the fat kids bump their chests together and high five each other..to make them happy, someone has to entertain the retard children of the world.
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I looked at the "Chud" stuff...looks about par for Orci and Co. Plenty of room for Pissing robots, mastubation jokes, and The Jesus again humiliating himself in a Transformers movieI like how they cleaned up Megan for the coloring book too...thats the only time you'll see that girl without the sheen of whore upon her...also looks like whoever drew her there is under the mistaken impression that she can act...as the drawing seems to have more personality that she ever did in Bayformers
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fucking stupid Bay and Co are going to make Egypt's history and archeological sites look? That guy shits bricks anytime someone misrepresents the pyramids or Egypt....even in fiction. If we are lucky he has some connections and the fucker will issue a Fatwa against Bay and Orci...for desecration of Egyptian history and general retarded fuckery against humanity and God.
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Yup this is what we can expect, just more of the same. So much for all the promises from orci and kurtzman about a stronger sci-fi focus etc...though is anyone suprised? And yeah im not sure Dr Zahi Awass has any idea how retarded Bay is going to make the pyramids and Egyptian history look...unless bay just gave him a big suitcase of money, a big bag of nose candy and some blone prostitutes to help him forget about it...
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the new star trek, that trailer looks fucking amazing, but that its been written by these guys....sheeez. I mean come on!! Any tf fan could come up with a more interesting story than that. It seems they are mostly just rehashing the plot eelements from the first movie, just on a bigger scale. And I actually thought the first movie was somewhat entertaining, and I hoped that with a bigger budget and the establishment of the characters and transformers universe done in the first movie, they might actually make a better movie. But then I must have been on crack to expect that. Man..just please tell me jj can save trek, in spite of the script being written by orci and kurtzman
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you haven't even seen it yet. Yes, it sounds stupid. Yes, the plot sounds like a dream you have when you sniff all of your markers in one sitting. Yes, it may very well suck. But, jeez, give it a chance. Everyone knows bad story doesn't necessarily equal unwatchable. Just 'cause it's in the movie book doesn't mean it's in the movie. After all, they took the velociraptor rape scene out of JP1.
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actually be fun in a really dumb way, I did nt hate the first one like many, I just saw the coloring book and several things looked really stupid so I felt like ragging on Bay. But in all seriousness, I expect it will be like the first, just bigger and more of everything (probably just like Bad Boys 2)
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I can't wait!
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Tango & Cash. TOO LATE??
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Do the transformers movies even need a director? They could easily just have the VFX guys at ILM blow shit up and have the actors make some lame ass dialogue up as they go. The cinematographer could tell them where to stand. Mr. Bay need no trouble himself by interrupting what we all hope will be a very long vacation.
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Alright, so I hear at least 3 times each time his name is brought up that he makes movies that use explosions to cover up poor writing. I think we're missing the problem--THE WRITERS. Everyone goes nuts for the actors or the directors when they're right on, but everyone forgets that it all stems from that written page. Thank SCIENCE that Bay uses explosions to cover up shoddy writing since i'm assuming writing isn't his forte--i'd rather have TOTAL ANNIHILATION instead of my ears being assaulted by half-assed attempts to save already half-assed dialogue. That's like a quarter-ass! Speaking of quarter-ass, I was seeing this girl when the first Transformers came out (and this sounds like just lame bragging and for that I apologize...sorta! Haha) and she and Fox had the same body. To this day, I get a little unnerved when I see that scene of her leaning over the hood of the car...because this same girl decided that rather than break it off with me, she'd rather bring a NEW date to one of my bands shows. Talk about poor form!
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His name was Fletcher. We remedied this by dedicating our set to her new date, Felcher. I'm not above fighting like i'm 12.
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indefinately!!
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obviuosly Mr. Lockwood won't be cast in the Movie, as it is aimed at a younger audiance. PG-13 not Rated X or NC-17. XD
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Tangoer & Casher! I love it! Also, please don't pay money to see this movie. Every dollar that goes to this takes us one step closer to Idiocracy. Hmm, I think I just contradicted myself.
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If there's no retarded Michael J. Pollard back as Owen, it's not worth doing.
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If he doesn't get to blow the shit out of a pyramid, like the White House in Independence Day. Then really, what's the point of TF2?
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Cash-"Yeah, we're cooking now!"
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