Updated w/ Translation!!! Park Chan-wook's THIRST Trailer Sucks!

Beaks here...

Don't know if it's possible to hate myself enough for that headline. After flirting with his first English-language production (and, having read the script, I really hope that project comes back around), Park Chan-wook skipped back to South Korea to make a vampire movie called THIRST. Below is the teaser trailer, which shows just enough to make me wish I was heading to Cannes this year (where it is expected to premiere).

Seeing the great Song Kang-ho in there reminds me that THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE WEIRD still hasn't been released in the states. People are desperate for entertainment right now. They're still turning out in droves for TAKEN. Why let the most entertaining movie of 2008 gather dust on the shelf? Fie. And here's a translation of the trailer from the great and wonderful "Papahan"00:11

Please grant my following requests under the name of Jesus Christ. Please make everybody keep away from me as if I'm a leper with rotting flesh. Please constrain the movement of my body like a patient whose arms and legs have been dissected. subtitle: Time of death, 3:31PM 00:37 Please make everybody keep away from me as if I'm a leper with rotting flesh. Please constrain the movement of my body like a patient whose arms and legs have been dissected Please let me be in hell. subtitle: A priest that became a vampire. 00:53 subtitle: You shall not kill subtitle: You shall not commit adultery. 1:01 subtitle: You shall not covet your neighbour’s wife. subtitle: The tempation of blood that shakes one's soul. 1:19 "Bat" Vampire is not an immortal being. Do you still want my blood?: