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Script Girl returns with her latest round up of typed pages that turned to cash!

Hey folks, Harry here - Wow - her Crazy Eddie impression kinda FREAKED ME THE HELL OUT!!! Seriously! Here she is!

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  • March 14, 2009, 7:42 a.m. CST

    She's back

    by Sebilrazen

    not going to do it.

  • March 14, 2009, 7:42 a.m. CST


    by Sebilrazen

    was first.

  • March 14, 2009, 7:44 a.m. CST

    damn thought she'd gone


  • March 14, 2009, 7:47 a.m. CST

    WTF is up with the Buffalo/Bison

    by Sebilrazen

    around 2:22? Usually their editing is pretty good.

  • March 14, 2009, 7:47 a.m. CST

    An annoying we need more ET-like cyborg delivery

    by quantize

    Harry is fuckin crazy posting this shit here..

  • March 14, 2009, 7:51 a.m. CST


    by DrunkyMcLush

    --If you don't like it, then don't fucking watch it!! You don't walk out in traffic and bitch when you get hurt and then go back out into it to see if you'll get hurt again! You stay away from it, because otherwise YOU'RE the dumbass.

  • March 14, 2009, 7:52 a.m. CST

    More ET-like cyborg delivery, please

    by cornponious

    with large breasts.

  • March 14, 2009, 7:54 a.m. CST

    and BTW

    by cornponious

    Scriptgirl can type on my typewriter, if she likes.

  • March 14, 2009, 7:56 a.m. CST

    Jesus tittyfucking Christ


    this is america at it's worst, shame, almost as bad as that cunt with the terrorist puppet<p> and what's with the subliminal cattle drive shit? she looks like a horse, I already noticed

  • March 14, 2009, 8:10 a.m. CST

    It's not about "If you don't like it, don't watch it"

    by alienindisguise

    The problem is that shallow bullshit like this is given any kind of play. Ooooooh she has fucking what! She doesn't know shit about the film industry and I for one am sick of all these fucking airheads that get by on their tits. I'd have no problem if it was a woman who knew their shit and didn't have to regurgitate the Hollywood rags and shove juggs in my face to feebly attempt to make a point. She's just like those poser chicks in high school that were always wanting to be part of the "in" crowd. Pathetic really

  • March 14, 2009, 8:19 a.m. CST

    Hey, that

    by FlickaPoo

  • March 14, 2009, 8:20 a.m. CST

    is a kinda nice picture...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...I don't watch the clips. But that picture looks like a nice young lady.

  • March 14, 2009, 8:26 a.m. CST

    Like the 'do: It frames her face and titties nicely.

    by tylerzero

  • March 14, 2009, 8:32 a.m. CST

    ScriptGirl and Yoko's CD review crap...

    by NotVeryFunny

    ...seriously: we can do without. Maybe Harry could start a new website and put that shit there. Could bring AICN back to it's glory days...

  • March 14, 2009, 8:47 a.m. CST


    by 1978CreepyThinMan

  • March 14, 2009, 8:48 a.m. CST


    by syn_flood

    I like them...

  • March 14, 2009, 8:50 a.m. CST

    Flush this cunt down the pan.

    by brock landers baby

    She AINT news. It's "Big titted tease reads from last weeks gossip mags".

  • March 14, 2009, 8:52 a.m. CST

    I don't get the Script Girl hate

    by Cruel_Kingdom

    She's so damned hot.

  • March 14, 2009, 8:56 a.m. CST


    by quantize

    ...the problem with the planet is we're drowning in channels of this 'bimbo's desperately trying to be endearingly humorous - presenting reheated news and gossip' That and lots of assholes like you regurgitating simpleton 'logic'

  • March 14, 2009, 9:04 a.m. CST

    NotVeryFunny, the glory days?

    by Talkbacker with no name

    Like when it was just dudes wanking over star wars? This place, not unlike yourself, is long over due a woman's touch.

  • March 14, 2009, 9:15 a.m. CST

    This is all very simple. She's wicked hot, but not entertaining

    by dr sauch

    We watch to see if we'll get some skimpy clothes. That is all. I don't hate her, I just don't LIKE her. I'm not like GTFO MY AICN SG I HAET U! She's alright. She's probably a nice person and all. I'm just not interested in what she has to say. I am, however, very interested in what she's wearing and if we'll ever get a Maxim spread.

  • March 14, 2009, 9:17 a.m. CST

    Also, I like Yoko's CD review. She ripped U2, she's alright.

    by dr sauch

  • March 14, 2009, 9:18 a.m. CST

    The Script Girl hate...

    by UltimaRex

    She kinda hot, she plays on that to get into hollywood and you'll never bang her. That's enough for some here. If you listen when she mentions the Watchmen premiere you can hear 200'000 fanboys gnashing their teeth...

  • March 14, 2009, 9:20 a.m. CST

    OH, SHIT

    by PTSDPete

  • March 14, 2009, 9:24 a.m. CST

    The Glory Days

    by D.Vader

    When AICN had stories EXCLUSIVE to the site (not crap pulled from YouTube- which is exactly what this is).

  • March 14, 2009, 9:33 a.m. CST

    She Is Getting Finer, And Finer...Or What???

    by Media Messiah

    Something tells me she is in love? People tend to get more attractive when they are in love--thanks to working-out more, getting highlights in their hair, yes, I saw the highlights, etc.<BR><BR>Yes, Script Girl, and please take no offense at this, are a fine ass motha fucka!!!

  • March 14, 2009, 9:35 a.m. CST

    What? You think she's hot?

    by Magnum Opus

    Really, I'll just assume you were so distracted by her tits you didn't bother to look at her face, because this woman is faaaar from hot. She's not even Small Town Hot, and she expects to get by on looks in Hollywood? Now that's fucking funny.

  • March 14, 2009, 9:38 a.m. CST

    She sounds so fucking boring

    by Judge_Dredd


  • March 14, 2009, 9:44 a.m. CST

    Vader and The Glory Days

    by Talkbacker with no name

    Was referring more to Yoko's column. As for script girl, it's harmless enough. Harry likes it. It's his site, you are just a vistor. You Don't like it, you know where the door is.

  • March 14, 2009, 9:45 a.m. CST

    Magnum Opus: Yep, I Think She Is Hot

    by Media Messiah

    Sexy, sometimes comes from looks, but it can also come from charisma, and attitude. Some of the most, so-called, beautiful people can be boring, unsexy, and ugly...all based upon their attitude alone. Script Girl, however, is a "sexy mutha fucka"...and worse, she knows it! There's something in her eyes...and the way she talks, that tells me plenty...this is the type of girl who can make you more than glad that you know her, but I will leave that to your imagination, and mine!

  • March 14, 2009, 9:49 a.m. CST

    I guess even ScriptVomiter takes a week off.

    by FuckMichaelBay

    I didn't get my hopes up.

  • March 14, 2009, 9:53 a.m. CST

    Started the video.....

    by donkey_lasher

    ...took a look at her breasts....and back to the football.

  • March 14, 2009, 10:02 a.m. CST


    by 1978CreepyThinMan

  • March 14, 2009, 10:04 a.m. CST


    by 1978CreepyThinMan

    The aliens were humans from the future. I can't believe he fucking fell for that shit. But I knew he'd buy it when I mentioned that I worked for ILM and was shown a sneak preview of the finished film with Spielberg, Cruise and James Cameron there.....ah good times.....

  • March 14, 2009, 10:15 a.m. CST

    Missed her.

    by mrfan

    She reminds of an ex-girlfriend. Brings back some great memories. Horizontal hockey pockey. Twister bedroom games. 62 ways to play with fruits. Yeah. Good times

  • March 14, 2009, 10:25 a.m. CST


    by Nix_Cadavre

    This chick already led to my being banned once, because I had the audacity to question the site's wisdom in pushing her on us... So I'll just let it be, shut up, and remind AICN that the Internet at large is talking about how this issue has hurt AICN's already-tarnished reputation. <p> Frankly, I think AICN is putting its balls on the chopping block over this chick... But clearly, she's got someone in her pocket and she's not going anywhere. Too bad. Alexandra she's not. <p> That's it. Enjoy your tits, guys. May I suggest turning the volume down and letting Ms. Girl here work unfettered by any further obligation to say things that are interesting, relevant, or not copied from Variety or Entertainment Weekly, and put the focus on her true contributions to AICN. <p> Sigh.

  • March 14, 2009, 10:26 a.m. CST


    by Gus Van Rant

    BRONSKY!! I am a Motorboating Son of a Bitch!

  • March 14, 2009, 10:36 a.m. CST

    My shit must be fucked

    by IAmJack'sUserID

    I can't access YouTube videos nor can I access IMDb. I can go to YT but I can't watch any videos. First time this has ever happened.

  • March 14, 2009, 10:38 a.m. CST

    1978CreepyThinMan...AICN and the Glory Days..

    by conspiracy

    I remember when the guys who ran this site actually DID worry Hollywood...when they DID post every single piece of rumor, conjecture and gossip that could be found on "Cool" movies. This was the site leaks were actually sent to...this is where horror/sci-fi/action directors would stop in to gauge reaction in the talkbacks....this is the site that pissed off the Goiter so much that it got banned from "The Ranch"! THAT WAS FUCKIN COOL!</p><p> Sure, The AICN of 99-00 would have had Script Girl, we're mostly guys and she is attractive; but even the powers that be would have busted her tits for being so fucking obvious and desperate.

  • March 14, 2009, 10:40 a.m. CST

    I bow to no one

    by Jodet

    In my general disregard for women (can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em) but the misogyny on display here is a little much. So she's pretty and has a nice rack, do you have to HATE HER THAT MUCH? Calm the fuck down and go click another link. Any woman who likes large blue dongs can't be all bad.

  • March 14, 2009, 10:50 a.m. CST

    Well, at least she never wrote an emberassing letter...

    by DerLanghaarige

    ...where she desperately begs her fans to watch her videos for a second time, because we would maybe like it better then.

  • March 14, 2009, 11:09 a.m. CST

    Titty fuck time!

    by Fa Fa Fooey

    Where da Windex at?

  • March 14, 2009, 11:09 a.m. CST


    by ChuckBuried

    I now see what years and years of rejection from women can do to you folks. A general fear of the female form manifesting as a deep loathing.

  • March 14, 2009, 11:10 a.m. CST

    Ever have a shit that came out like Silly Putty?

    by James_O'Nasty

    Script Girl to a T. The quicker these "hot items" die, the better. HARRY, PLEASE STOP THIS TRIPE!

  • March 14, 2009, 11:55 a.m. CST

    When the time comes


    And you know it'll come, she oughta do a Bale styled all professional Script GIrl episode. And bare her TITS for all in the end. Professional-like.

  • March 14, 2009, 12:04 p.m. CST


    by F-18

  • March 14, 2009, 12:06 p.m. CST

    All the constant Scriptgirl complainers....

    by F-18

    would rather have more pictures of shirtless Jake Gyllenhaal. Women make them feel icky.

  • March 14, 2009, 12:19 p.m. CST

    shes purdy

    by Melvin_Pelvis

    huur ah-huur ah-huur (inbread retard laugh)

  • March 14, 2009, 12:40 p.m. CST

    She likes big blue cocks....

    by Loosejerk

    I guess I'm out of the the word BIG.

  • March 14, 2009, 12:41 p.m. CST


    by Earthquake WestCoast

    She looks kinda cute now with the straight hair. A nerd girl wearing glasses showing cleavage. Umm......I don't see a problem here. Plus, if the people who own this site wants to showcase her,'s their site. SG has been given an opportunity, and she ran with it.

  • March 14, 2009, 12:47 p.m. CST

    I wonder if DiMuccio...

    by ErnestBorgNine

    still has the Shamu costume he was wearing when that tiger kicked his ass?

  • March 14, 2009, 12:50 p.m. CST


    by Sal_Bando


  • March 14, 2009, 1:27 p.m. CST


    by brock landers baby


  • March 14, 2009, 1:29 p.m. CST


    by L.H.Puttgrass

    New hair style, no Red Bull, and a Watchmen pin. Nice change. <p> Sorry, I've forgotten my point.

  • March 14, 2009, 1:34 p.m. CST


    by donkeyskills

    Nothing says Hollywood wannabe like a namedrop slideshow.

  • March 14, 2009, 1:45 p.m. CST

    Oh Talkbacker with No Name, you're hilarious

    by D.Vader

    "Here's the door." How original! Dude I've been coming here for 12 years allright? I know when the site's been good and when the site's been shit. And lately its been leaning a bit toward the latter.

  • March 14, 2009, 2:11 p.m. CST

    You guys are sad

    by Etrigan_


  • March 14, 2009, 2:16 p.m. CST

    Another Nice Look for ScriptGirl--and what a smile

    by chromedome

    glad to see her back here.

  • March 14, 2009, 2:17 p.m. CST

    "Eddie!, Lets SELL this fucker!"

    by chromedome

    good stuff.

  • March 14, 2009, 2:42 p.m. CST

    Her shirt's neckline's not as low as last time

    by Get_Me_An_18-Man_Fire_Team_In_12_Hours

    And this is why sequels ALWAYS SUCK!!

  • March 14, 2009, 2:58 p.m. CST


    by Stengah

    i know you post that shit just to piss us off.

  • March 14, 2009, 3 p.m. CST


    by kingoflight

    Your monotone flight attendent voice is a waste on us ! I forsee a new job in porn for you.

  • March 14, 2009, 3:18 p.m. CST

    TITS or GTFO

    by Mike_D


  • March 14, 2009, 3:25 p.m. CST

    This harry guy gives her ...

    by Ozman X

    way too much credit. Yawn.

  • March 14, 2009, 3:26 p.m. CST

    She's just a front ('scuse the pun)

    by tokyo_sexwhale

    There's a couple guys somewhere loving all this. 'Scriptgirl'(that's the guys behind this not the poor bint reading all this tripe out with all the emotion and charisma of a barely audible kittens fart)is desperately trying to make itself into an internet business/phenomenon. The Redbull strategically placed on the table (which seems to be missing this week, I can only hope with that sponsorship deal down 'Scriptgirls' days are numbered)The simple fact of the matter is, if you don't want this shit on the net don't click it. But the internet being the 'BIG CAULDRON of MONG' that it is it won't happen, so suck it up. If it's the fact that it appears on this site that bothers you then the easiest thing to do is not to give it any of your time, don't click it, don't Talkback about it, deprive it of any attention and it'll just die a quick and painless death. But....Aintitcool Talkbackers are 99% a 'BIG CAULDRON of MONG'and it just won't happen. In the meantime 'Scrpitgirl' (that's the guys running it not the spoon faced robots robot reading it)are happy because they are getting the viewers they need. Aintitcool is happy because even a negative talkback is a talkback and they're obviously getting some sort of kickback. And all the Talbackers are happy because it gives them a chance to vent, be misogynistic and generally type hate which is what Talkbacks are all about in here.

  • March 14, 2009, 3:47 p.m. CST

    Script Girl, you need a foot massage.

    by Orionsangels

    and I'm just the guy to give it to you.

  • March 14, 2009, 3:52 p.m. CST

    why is the crazy eddie story so intriguing?

    by bacci40

    i lived in new york during the "grey market" craze<p>eddie didnt do anything different than all those consumer electronics stores on 42nd did<P> i knew the guys who worked and owned the stores...they all cheated<p> his only issue was that he got greedy and went public<p> why not do a movie on the menkow kid, the one who did zzzzbest<p> much bigger scam<p> got himself booked on oprah to tell everyone how they were losers, while he was borrowing money from the mob

  • March 14, 2009, 3:54 p.m. CST

    She's like a Speak and Spell with tits

    by Outlaw

    HeLlO...HOw Are yoU TOdAy??

  • March 14, 2009, 3:56 p.m. CST she's not hot..

    by Grievey

    ...and she's not a good journalist, or reporter.... <BR><BR><BR> So....what was the appeal again?

  • March 14, 2009, 4 p.m. CST

    does she change her hair every week?

    by BillboeFett

    Am I imagining this? A different hairstyle/cut/color each week with each new post? Who can do that? And btw, wheres chromedome and JNR, and of course, FuckmichaelBay? Too early? I'll check back later. Reading your guys' interaction is 1000x more entertaining than anything scriptgirl talks about. And yes, lets talk ONCE AGAIN about that friend of Sharon Stone or whatever who got mauled by the animal at the zoo. Another 500 recollections of that should cover it.

  • March 14, 2009, 4:02 p.m. CST

    Windex fuk time!

    by BillboeFett

    where da titties at???

  • March 14, 2009, 4:06 p.m. CST

    SEBILRAZEN: The stock buffalo are from Ed Wood.

    by William_Clay

    I thought it was very funny but man, if people on this site don't get it...what must all those youtubers think

  • March 14, 2009, 4:07 p.m. CST

    And how about Dr. Manhattan's cock slap dance...

    by William_Clay

    I think this chick is funny. Don't get all the hate.

  • March 14, 2009, 4:10 p.m. CST

    D.Vader you still don't seem to

    by Talkbacker with no name

    understand the notion you are a visitor here and given a voice you are wasting with such hate and nonsense...that said I'm wasting mine on you. For the record I've been here since the so called 'glory days' too..not that means fuck all

  • March 14, 2009, 4:57 p.m. CST

    Some news straight from the mouth of the WANTED writers...

    by John_T_Chance

    on this report. Are we gonna see the "She just reads from Variety!!" whiners line up for a mea culpa fest? Doubt it. They don't have the decency.

  • March 14, 2009, 4:59 p.m. CST

    Keep on rockin' in the free world, Scriptgirl!

    by John_T_Chance

    You are a beautiful badass. Those who do not yet get it are beyond help!

  • March 14, 2009, 5:17 p.m. CST

    WANTED had writer's?

    by BadlyDubbedPorn

    cue the obligitory "what have YOU ever wrote?" rant.

  • March 14, 2009, 5:20 p.m. CST

    Nobody here rags on her for taking shots at financial/econ news?

    by thebearovingian

    Really?! You pansies whine on and on about how she has no knowledge or understanding of Hollywood or movie-making (or SCRIPTS for that matter), yet you allow her to pass judgment on Cramer and Maria Bartiromo concerning finance/ economics?! Really?! Jon Stewart's really a fucking genius for pointing out that brokers and financial analysts/anchors/entertainers were/are wrong and OFTEN! It's slightly more complex than reading who bought what script. Yes, people lost money. Yes, people got screwed over. No, it's not right. In the words of BHO, believe me, "I get it", BUT that's part of the deal. There's always an inherent risk that you could lose it all. Be careful who YOU GIVE YOUR MONEY TO and keep an eye on it at all times. Please, stick to your own areas of 'expertise', Scriptgirl.

  • March 14, 2009, 5:27 p.m. CST


    by g_wilco

    I think the problem with the whole Script Girl "phenomenon" isn't that AICN is losing it's credibility (that happened a looooong time ago), it's just that it's happening in a very unentertaining way. *sighs* Why, I remember the days of Batman: Year One script reviews in which we were all hopeful that Gordon would in fact have a beer and cheet on his wife...

  • March 14, 2009, 5:30 p.m. CST

    I have Jabba the Hutt fantasies about Scriptgirl

    by Sick Fixx

    Soon she will learn to appreciate me.

  • March 14, 2009, 5:55 p.m. CST

    Dance, Monkey-Trolls, DANCE

    by chromedome

    spew your impotent rage<p>lower the lowest common denominator--this is your true calling.<p>It elevates SG in comparison.<p>Who will see your words and think "I am one of them, I want to be like them" and join your ranks? No One.<p>You are a closed set. Your line ends here.<p>The rest of will sit back with popcorn and watch you dance for us.

  • March 14, 2009, 6:05 p.m. CST

    I still haven't got my wonder Woman cosplay request

    by DarthBakpao

  • March 14, 2009, 6:09 p.m. CST

    Can we have a 'nip-slip' edition?

    by DarthBakpao

    ...where she pretends to have wardrobe dysfunction and flash her nipples for a few second? She can do the Janet Jackson version, or Tara Reid's, or Pam Anderson's

  • March 14, 2009, 6:42 p.m. CST

    Lighten up Bearovingian. The Bartiromo thing was clearly a joke

    by John_T_Chance

    But all those CNBC folks should be taking heat. They lead a nation of underinformed investors down the primrose path for years

  • March 14, 2009, 6:44 p.m. CST

    We park our cars in the same garage Sick Fixx

    by John_T_Chance

    don't know why that Carrie Fisher slavegirl costume has such a grip on my psycho-sexual nutsack.

  • March 14, 2009, 6:47 p.m. CST

    These talkbacks keep getting ever more sparse...

    by IHateYouAllSoSoMuch

    she's been doing this for a year and no gig at G4 or ET? 14:57... 14:58... 14:59...

  • March 14, 2009, 6:53 p.m. CST


    by William_Clay

    Script doctor Carrie Fisher drools. Why do people have to get old.

  • March 14, 2009, 6:56 p.m. CST

    And I for one am glad some of the haters are gone.

    by William_Clay

    FuckMichealBay was an egomaniacal jerk who thinks he's too smart for the room. As if.

  • March 14, 2009, 7:03 p.m. CST

    Oh, William Clay....

    by chromedome uttered the bastard's name, now he will come here...

  • March 14, 2009, 7:04 p.m. CST

    if only to prove that he Still IS an egomaniacal jerk

    by chromedome

    and not "was" one...

  • March 14, 2009, 7:08 p.m. CST

    FuckMichaelBay already posted...

    by IHateYouAllSoSoMuch

    it's called simple reading, retards.

  • March 14, 2009, 7:52 p.m. CST


    by DINO_ V

    Glad someone recognized the buffalo clip.

  • March 14, 2009, 7:54 p.m. CST

    I expected AICN members...

    by DINO_ V

    to easily recognize such an obvious Ed Wood nod. Guess I was wrong.

  • March 14, 2009, 7:54 p.m. CST

    Am I the only one...

    by Sithtastic

    who actually likes Script Girl? I just might be. Don't ask me why--her Jon Stewart verbal felatio notwithstanding--I actually want to hear her updates and don't entirely mind that she's milking it while she has pun intended.

  • March 14, 2009, 8:12 p.m. CST

    DINO_ V or "Scriptgirl"

    by BadlyDubbedPorn

    can you please loosen up slightly, jiggle around a bit, maybe with a little less clothing? and do something with the sketches, they feel a little..forced? I noticed a vast improvement with the delivery though, well done

  • March 14, 2009, 8:17 p.m. CST


    by BadlyDubbedPorn

    haha nice, Iloveyounowsosomuch

  • March 14, 2009, 8:45 p.m. CST


    by 1978CreepyThinMan

    She some whore trying to get her foot in the door of Hollywood and figures that this is her only way. It wasn't always the same with Harry and co. but I've noticed over the years that he's become more of a studio lapdog. I remember the days when we'd get a piece of info or a review on an upcoming film and this place would be buzzing. Now Harry is subjected to fucking embargo's on his reviews?!?! AICN and CHUD spend WAAAAAYYYY too much time sucking Hollywood dick and are afraid of losing their access. Hollywood used to be afraid of this place but now they have Knowles in their back pocket. Now it's just a platform for wannabes like SCRIPTGIRL to peddle their brand of shit.

  • March 14, 2009, 9:42 p.m. CST

    ScriptGirl is hardly a name dropper...

    by JackNanceRevenge

    I saw her at the premiere at the Chinese and again at the after party at the Avalon. She was hanging around with some actors and filmmakers who would make any fanboy worth his salt drool. She didn't drop those names. She had a couple of pics from the event. Big fucking deal. Like if you lot went you wouldn't post pics of the damn thing?

  • March 14, 2009, 9:47 p.m. CST

    1978CTM: You are an uninformed jackass!

    by JackNanceRevenge

    Kristina already had her shapely foot in the Hollywood door before she started these damn reports and (god knows why) opened herself up to all the bullshit you nasty fucks heap on her.

  • March 14, 2009, 9:52 p.m. CST

    FYI: That is Legendary Pictures CEO Tom Tull...

    by JackNanceRevenge

    in that pic with her. So when I tell you she has a deal at Warner Brothers...I'm telling you the fucking truth. Oh hell, why do I bother.

  • March 14, 2009, 10:01 p.m. CST

    A Vast Wasteland...

    by DINO_ V

    First, THE SHIELD. Now, BATTLESTAR. What would I do without LOST?

  • March 14, 2009, 10:03 p.m. CST

    WANTED 3?! Hubba-what?

    by Darkman

    I don't hear anything about a WANTED 2 and I get this? WTF?

  • March 14, 2009, 10:07 p.m. CST

    BrockLandersBaby is a twat!

    by JackNanceRevenge

    "Big titted tease reads from last weeks gossip mags". What gossip magazine on this planet gives a shit about script sales. Put down the meth pipe tweaker.

  • March 14, 2009, 10:15 p.m. CST

    Ah the mellow sounds of JackNanceRevenge...

    by John_T_Chance

    I like to light an aromatherapy candle and put on a cup of herbal tea while I read his soothing words!

  • March 14, 2009, 10:17 p.m. CST

    Just kidding JNR. I like your fire, son.

    by John_T_Chance

  • March 14, 2009, 10:23 p.m. CST

    happy St. Pattys Day Scriptgirl!!!

    by Groothewarrior

    ! love every Irish bone in your body, especially mine!!!!!

  • March 14, 2009, 10:30 p.m. CST

    So many tits in these talkbacks..

    by phool2056

    I just rubbed one out all over your comments, guys.

  • March 14, 2009, 10:40 p.m. CST


    by YouAreAllMyBastardChildren

    You must be one of mine. It's good to see you out in the wild but don't take all your daddy issues out on everyone else.

  • March 14, 2009, 10:53 p.m. CST

    She still looks...

    by ste1bro

    ...a bit 'downsy', if you know what I mean. And I agree with the gut who said it's not about 'if you don't like it, don't watch it'. This shouldn't be here at all. Put your tits away, love, and we might take you a little bit more seriously. I mean, would YOU take a newsreader seriously if he sat on a desk reading the news with his cock out?

  • March 14, 2009, 10:54 p.m. CST

    Not 'gut'...

    by ste1bro

    ...i meant 'guy'. For fuck's sake, how about an edit function - it's 2009, Harry!

  • March 14, 2009, 10:55 p.m. CST

    Sign Of The Apocalypse...

    by DINO_ V

    Race to Witch Mountain out grosses Watchmen!

  • March 14, 2009, 11:03 p.m. CST

    ste1bro: Would you give the "Downs" comments a rest?

    by John_T_Chance

    She's Asian! As am I. You white devils always equate ethnic traits different than your own with deformation. It's rude and ignorant. Don't you understand that?

  • March 14, 2009, 11:06 p.m. CST


    by 1978CreepyThinMan

    Here's the bio from her YouTube channel. Quote - For the last 2 years I've been working as an assistant to an old school Hollywood producer. He's sort of a Jack Warner/Benito Mussolini hybrid, infamous for sleazy-ish behavior and general jackassery. Also, lucky for me, he hates "those f***ing internets!" Not only am I woefully underpaid, but he also demands that I compile daily script sales info and read it to him as if he were a dimwitted child. Now I've decided to grab hold of the affirmative and use my "job skill" to make the world a better place for my fellow screenwriters while simultaneously making online mega-stars of my desk and office wall. Please aggressively disseminate my reports to that end. ;)-End Quote. Basically she's an office floozy who only got a studio job (that is unless she's lying) by blowing the boss. I still maintain that she's a fame whore who contributes nothing to this site while trying to make a name for herself. You tell me, where exactly is the substance? Does she read these scripts and give them an analytical critique? No. She just tells us which ones have sold, well, whoop-de-fucking-do, any dumb whore with big tits can do that so what exactly is it that she offers that is different from a porn slut reading a spreadsheet?

  • March 14, 2009, 11:41 p.m. CST

    William Clay

    by FuckMichaelBay

    Go fuck yourself, you neutral illiterate piece of shit. <p>One week you like her...the next you hate her. Make up your mind, douche!<p> shit and die.

  • March 14, 2009, 11:42 p.m. CST

    John_T_Chance: No They Don't

    by Media Messiah

    Her eyes are enchanting!!! She is very lovely. These guys just like to attack and destroy what is beautiful if they cannot possess it.

  • March 14, 2009, 11:43 p.m. CST

    William Clay

    by FuckMichaelBay

    You're also a pussy for taking shots at people when they're not here. I'll leave this talkback when SG leaves this site. <p>(Sound of heels digging in)

  • March 14, 2009, 11:45 p.m. CST

    Media Messiah

    by FuckMichaelBay

    She is far from beautiful...<p>She's more of a "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers" type at best.

  • March 14, 2009, 11:46 p.m. CST

    BIKINI or don't post her. End of story.

    by noncents

    I want her in a BIKINI because her words are useless.

  • March 15, 2009, 12:15 a.m. CST

    Google is awesome...

    by IHateYouAllSoSoMuch

  • March 15, 2009, 12:17 a.m. CST

    So are smart women...

    by IHateYouAllSoSoMuch

  • March 15, 2009, 12:20 a.m. CST

    So, why DOES she subject herself to this...

    by conspiracy

    I'm guessing steaming, heaping, sugary sweet spoonful of "Issues", and just maybe a big old plate of "enabler" pie from the desperate dorks who sit behind the camera and fuel this youtube delusion.</p><p> Hollywood is full of people begging, borrowing or blowing to get even a shred of affirmation from anyone who might have a slightest chance of lifting them from an obscure desk job, and an apartment filled with ream after ream of "Optioned" material they unfortunately haven't seen a dime from yet.</p><p> I will say this..I don't hate SG...she's cute...she has a gimmick, two actually, and at least she hasn't stooped to Megan Fox levels of self degradation in order to get some notice. But Please..IF YOU MUST keep at this narcissistic and desperate hobby....put some more effort into this Amateur Shit. Simply having some 30-ish girl with big jugs read the friggin Variety just isn't Professional. Time is short sweetie..either get with the program and make something worth watching, something good enough we here in the Talkback have to admit is good; or bite the bullet, get in a cab...head on over to Cahuenga Blvd. off the 101 and make us proud.

  • March 15, 2009, 12:54 a.m. CST

    Stop throwing pizza in the garbage, she won't be here...

    by James_O'Nasty

    Easy as that. The worse bit is how she is so eager to say the crap that has been in Variety/EW a week ago... she sucks. She is ass. Plain and simple.

  • March 15, 2009, 1:01 a.m. CST


    by donkeyskills

    is a namedropper too. Except he's namedropping Script Girl, putting him on an even lower rung of the namedropping ladder.

  • March 15, 2009, 1:40 a.m. CST

    FuckMichaelBay: What Is Considered Beautiful, Is A Perspective

    by Media Messiah

    It is all just an illusion, a matter of perception as to what beauty is, save for a person's inner beauty. I'd gladly take an average looking woman who loves me, over the most physically attractive, most famous woman in the world, whomever she may be, just to have, and know...true happiness within a coupling, and that is what beautiful to me.

  • March 15, 2009, 1:41 a.m. CST

    Amended: FuckMichaelBay: What Is Considered Beautiful, Is A Pers

    by Media Messiah

    It is all just an illusion, a matter of perception as to what beauty is, save for a person's inner beauty. I'd gladly take an average looking woman who loves me, over the most physically attractive, most famous woman in the world, whomever she may be, just to have, and know...true happiness within a coupling, and that is what beautiful is to me.

  • March 15, 2009, 1:48 a.m. CST


    by William_Clay

    your expertise in self-fornication and coprophagia is undeniably the result of constant practice. please don't let our humble entertainment keep you from your important research

  • March 15, 2009, 1:56 a.m. CST

    old news?

    by William_Clay

    I keep reading the complaints about SG. regurgitating old news...she mentions sales published on Thursday and Friday in her Saturday "weekly scriptsales report". How is that old news?

  • March 15, 2009, 2:10 a.m. CST


    by William_Clay

    i don't remember SG peddling anything on youtube, myspace or aicn...does anyone?

  • March 15, 2009, 2:16 a.m. CST

    In Mel Gibson's words : Sugar Tits

    by DarthBakpao

    Hey, Sugar Tits would make a suitable name rather than Script Girl

  • March 15, 2009, 2:24 a.m. CST

    Events you will never attend...

    by William_Clay

    ...unless you are part of the cleaning crew. Sg got in to the WGA Awards and the Watchmen premier. Most of you couln't get in a public men's room at a train station with your knee-pads on and your dentures out.

  • March 15, 2009, 2:33 a.m. CST

    wow all 4 B's! hard to come by!

    by JoshuaTree

    wow this woman blows me away Beauty, Brains, Boobs and buttocks love the illustration at the end of this vid

  • March 15, 2009, 2:33 a.m. CST

    William Clay

    by Fat and Curious

    Nothing like a good non sequitur zinger devoid of humor and creativity

  • March 15, 2009, 4:09 a.m. CST

    So...Chocolate Reign is Ihateyouallsomuch?

    by John_T_Chance

    you wrote all that bile in urban dictionary? wow dude, kudos on being a totally creepy, pathetic nutjob!!!

  • March 15, 2009, 4:37 a.m. CST

    JackNancy'sRevenge (will drop my pants to

    by thegreatwhatzit

    write your menu). Once again, this is the loser who was outted last year on the AINC site. Pitching himself as a screenwriter allied to a hot wife, he's actually a hack who can pick-up neither a girl nor a check (his tag line). And he's married to a dinosaur. His brush with greatness: shared an elevator ride with midget actor, Billy Barty. Professional activity: Writing trivia questions for Burger King menus.

  • March 15, 2009, 4:47 a.m. CST

    Don't fuck with Stripgirl!

    by Orionsangels

    I mean Scriptgirl. She's my homie. we fist bumped.

  • March 15, 2009, 6:48 a.m. CST

    You know, the cleavage is the only thing that makes thing even b

    by adrianmole

    Please bring back the lower-cut tops and use what is clearly the only real asset(s) you have

  • March 15, 2009, 6:58 a.m. CST

    I can't stand this bitch, but I like Yoko's reviews

    by jah_kingdom

  • March 15, 2009, 7:02 a.m. CST

    how about a tex version

    by Potatino

    for those of us without snazzy internet connections? just a suggestion

  • March 15, 2009, 7:08 a.m. CST

    Here's a link for you, IHATEYOUALL...

    by DINO_ V

  • March 15, 2009, 7:09 a.m. CST

    ...CHOCOLATEREIGN or whoever you are.

    by DINO_ V

  • March 15, 2009, 7:09 a.m. CST

    by DINO_ V


  • March 15, 2009, 9:07 a.m. CST

    LOL AICN Hypocrisy

    by magic_ninja

    So, it's okay to call a girl a cunt, whore, slut, etc. but God forbid a gay person is called a faggot on here. Goddamn you virgins are hilarious.

  • March 15, 2009, 9:45 a.m. CST

    So... sexually... frustrated...

    by The Penultimate Gunslinger

    That I watched the script girl compilation music video that was linked from the video above. Man I need to get my ass laid. Maybe Harry has Scriptgirl's phone number...

  • March 15, 2009, 9:48 a.m. CST

    But man...

    by The Penultimate Gunslinger

    Are the jokes in these videos shit. Scriptgirl should get those tits insured, because if she loses them, she ain't got nuthin!

  • March 15, 2009, 9:49 a.m. CST

    If I had tits....

    by The Penultimate Gunslinger

    ... would my videos get posted on AICN?

  • March 15, 2009, 11:23 a.m. CST

    William Gay

    by FuckMichaelBay

    Was that your pathetic, "Hey Mom I can use my Ziggy word of the day calendar" excuse for a response?<p>Nice try you sycophantic fuck!

  • March 15, 2009, 12:48 p.m. CST

    Scriptgirl is Sexy and Cute

    by BOSS_MAN

    Scriptgirl brings her own brand of humor and comedy to the world of script sales. Only she could bring such a boring and mundane topic as script sales into a very funny and interesting format.

  • March 15, 2009, 1:17 p.m. CST

    She's just an actress front....

    by Odkin

    for some wannabe web entrepeneur. She's no different than lonelygirl16 or whatever the fuck her name was. Some wannabe producer is trying to drum up his own TV deal by putting up this actress bitch to perform in his hilarious "skits" and read like some Entertainment Tonight zombie.

  • March 15, 2009, 2:17 p.m. CST

    she looks

    by The_Exterminator

    like gok wong

  • March 15, 2009, 4:07 p.m. CST

    SG for Every

    by poe.....

    Script girl is beautiful and funny. Don't hate the player hate the game bitches!!!

  • March 15, 2009, 6 p.m. CST

    March Madness Already?!

    by DINO_ V

  • March 15, 2009, 6:03 p.m. CST

    I Predict...

    by DINO_ V

  • March 15, 2009, 6:04 p.m. CST

    Pitt vs. Memphis

    by DINO_ V

  • March 15, 2009, 6:05 p.m. CST

    And My Sleeper's Gonzaga

    by DINO_ V

  • March 15, 2009, 7:29 p.m. CST

    FuckMichaelBay: who's the sychophant??

    by JackNanceRevenge

    I KNOW I don't work for scriptgirl. You I'm not so sure about. Just why did she mention you're name in that thank you vid? What kind of long con are you runnin' grifter?

  • March 15, 2009, 7:35 p.m. CST

    You wish you had my career, thegreatwhogivesafuck!

    by JackNanceRevenge

    Trust me. you do. I made my first million when I was 31 and I've much richer now. And I have the coolest job on the fucking planet. I almost feel guilty about all the good fortune. I hope someday you get just a small taste of what it's like to be me. I really do. Though it'll have to be in some other profession cuz you can't write for shit. Peace.

  • March 15, 2009, 8:59 p.m. CST

    Her backstory's clearly fake

    by drhouse14853

    No matter how internet-ignorant her boss might be, by now he'd have heard about this and fired her.

  • March 15, 2009, 10:02 p.m. CST

    ScriptGirl begging for someone to prod her

    by Get_Me_An_18-Man_Fire_Team_In_12_Hours @ 1.28 mark. Embiggening in the pants in T-minus 3... 2... 1...

  • March 15, 2009, 10:08 p.m. CST


    by FuckMichaelBay

    You were doing real well by your little SG faux-cult in leaving me alone. <p>I work for SG like you work in Hollywood. (with the exception of dishwasher/pornfluffer)<p>Mentioning me in the report was a lame ass scheme concocted to make people think I was involved in your circle-jerk...when anyone with half a brain who has read my posts knows I'm not.<p>And when I put the finishing touches on my masterpiece next'll have no doubt where my allegiances lie.

  • March 15, 2009, 10:14 p.m. CST

    Taint It Cool News?

    by Get_Me_An_18-Man_Fire_Team_In_12_Hours

    C'mon, you'd all laugh if I had tits! AMIRITE?

  • March 15, 2009, 10:26 p.m. CST

    DINO: What is your bracketology?

    by mjgtexas

    I got Pitt too, but everything else is a crapshoot. I usually go for the team with the best seniors, but I still haven't won in 8 years.

  • March 15, 2009, 10:53 p.m. CST

    Jack Nancy Revenge

    by thegreatwhatzit

    Dude, you dance for dimes! By the time you were 31, your Mom finally kicked you out of her cellar. Happily, you matured into an unemployed, fat parasite who now sponges off his corpulent wife. You've been published only once (a letter to the Tommy Kirk Fan Club) and now you're pitching an anonymous starlet because you have nothing better to do. Pathetic.

  • March 15, 2009, 11:29 p.m. CST

    A tiger bit JNR's dick off.

    by ErnestBorgNine

    He was dressed like an Orca and the tiger didn't think it was funny.

  • March 16, 2009, 12:27 p.m. CST

    wow...what a boring whore.

    by FleshMachine

    pretty shameless...(and worst of all..boring)

  • March 16, 2009, 2:09 p.m. CST


    by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell