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David Hayter has a letter for you about WATCHMEN!


AN OPEN LETTER FROM A WATCHMEN SCREENWRITER

So it has been five months since I saw my first rough cut of WATCHMEN, and eight days since the premiere of the film I've been working on since late in the year 2000.

The reviews are out -- Some outstanding, others rankly dismissive, which can be frustrating for the people involved, (though I can only speak for myself,) because I firmly believe that WATCHMEN, the novel, must be read through more than once to even have the faintest grip on it. And I believe the film is the same.

I've seen it twice now, and despite having run the movie in my head thousands of times, my two viewings still don’t' allow me to view the film with the proper distance or objectivity. Is it Apocalypse Now? Is it Blade Runner? Is it Kubrick, or Starship Troopers? I don’t know yet.

All I know is that I had a pretty amazing experience the two times I've seen it. And both viewings produced remarkably different experiences. The point is, I have listened for years, to complaints from true comic book fans, that "not enough movies take the source material seriously." "Too many movies puss out," or "They change great stories, just to be commercial." Well, I f***ing dare you to say any one of those things about this movie.

This is a movie made by fans, for fans. Hundreds of people put in years of their lives to make this movie happen, and every one of them was insanely committed to retaining the integrity of this amazing, epic tale. This is a rare success story, bordering on the impossible, and every studio in town is watching to see if it will work. Hell, most of them own a piece of the movie.

So look, this is a note to the fanboys and fangirls. The true believers. Dedicated for life.

If the film made you think. Or argue with your friends. If it inspired a debate about the nature of man, or vigilante justice, or the horror of Nixon abolishing term limits. If you laughed at Bowie hanging with Adrian at Studio 54, or the Silhouette kissing that nurse.

Please go see the movie again next weekend.

You have to understand, everyone is watching to see how the film will do in its second week. If you care about movies that have a brain, or balls, (and this film's got both, literally), or true adaptations -- And if you're thinking of seeing it again anyway, please go back this weekend, Friday or Saturday night. Demonstrate the power of the fans, because it'll help let the people who pay for these movies know what we'd like to see. Because if it drops off the radar after the first weekend, they will never allow a film like this to be made again.

In the interests of full disclosure, let me also point out that I do not profi t one cent from an increase in box office, although an increase in box office can add to the value of the writers' eventual residual profits from dvd and tv sales.

But I'm not saying it for money. I'm saying it for people like me. I'm saying it for people who love smart, dark entertainment, on a grand, operatic scale. I'm talking to the Snake fans, the Rorschach fans, the people of the Dark Knight.

And hey, if you hated the film, if you think we committed atrocities, or literary mistakes of a massive, cephalopodic nature. If the movie made you a little sick to your stomach, or made you feel bad about your life. If you hated it for whatever reason, that's cool too. I'm not suggesting you risk gastro-intestinal distress just for the sake of risky filmmaking.

But if you haven't seen it yet? Well, I'll just say this...

It may upset you. And it probably will upset you.

And all along, we really meant it to.

Because face it. All this time...You there, with the Smiley-face pin. Admit it.

All this time, you’ve been waiting for a director who was going to hit you in the face with this story. To just crack you in the jaw, and then bend you over the pool table with this story. With its utterly raw view of the darkest sides of human nature, expressed through its masks of action and beauty and twisted good intentions. Like a fry-basket full of hot grease in the face. Like the Comedian on the=2 0Grassy Knoll. I know, I know...

You say you don't like it. You say you've got issues. I get it.

And yet... You'll be thinking about this film, down the road. It'll nag at you. How it was rough and beautiful. How it went where it wanted to go, and you just hung on. How it was thoughtful and hateful and bleak and hilarious. And for Jackie Earle Haley.

Trust me. You'll come back, eventually. Just like Sally.

Might as well make it count for something.

David Hayter

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Desperation
by topfivevideo
Mar 12th, 2009
05:56:02 PM
interesting
by Human_Bean_Juice_
Mar 12th, 2009
05:56:30 PM
Good points all,
by krullboyisback
Mar 12th, 2009
05:56:38 PM
first??
by Foomas
Mar 12th, 2009
05:57:11 PM
Trust me. You'll come back, eventually. Just like Sally.
by Kizeesh
Mar 12th, 2009
05:57:11 PM
David Hayter is a hater...
by Leafy McPlantsalot
Mar 12th, 2009
05:57:13 PM
crap.......... fourth ok then
by Foomas
Mar 12th, 2009
05:57:31 PM
First
by dr sauch
Mar 12th, 2009
05:57:38 PM
Oh man. I resign.
by dr sauch
Mar 12th, 2009
05:57:52 PM
Plant
by Read and Shut Up
Mar 12th, 2009
05:58:03 PM
I'm already going again.
by gotilk
Mar 12th, 2009
05:58:03 PM
David Hayer wants a bailout!
by ganymede3010
Mar 12th, 2009
05:59:48 PM
This is kind of weird
by whiskey_dick
Mar 12th, 2009
06:01:05 PM
If it's as good as I hope, I'll definitely see it again.
by Mr Nicholas
Mar 12th, 2009
06:01:11 PM
Thank you Mr. Hayter
by deciple87
Mar 12th, 2009
06:01:20 PM
fuck it, i'm in.
by colinjbooth
Mar 12th, 2009
06:01:49 PM
He forgets to acknowledge that...
by billypilgrimisunstuck
Mar 12th, 2009
06:01:53 PM
I plan on, David
by MonkeyLord
Mar 12th, 2009
06:02:05 PM
Weird
by topfivevideo
Mar 12th, 2009
06:02:31 PM
Didn't Serenty go out like this?
by Domi'sInnerChild
Mar 12th, 2009
06:03:21 PM
Uh-oh, Solid Snake dared people to talk about the changes
by photoboy
Mar 12th, 2009
06:03:32 PM
re: Multiple viewings, and adaptation
by ribbitking
Mar 12th, 2009
06:04:11 PM
Oooh please
by hank quinlan
Mar 12th, 2009
06:04:37 PM
It finally hit me...
by topfivevideo
Mar 12th, 2009
06:05:39 PM
I never even heard of WATCHMEN before this...
by Conqueror Worm
Mar 12th, 2009
06:05:53 PM
At least
by Wants Vaders Executor
Mar 12th, 2009
06:08:04 PM
I'm glad you posted this letter.
by Kratos Durden
Mar 12th, 2009
06:08:11 PM
topfivevideo, I was thinking the same thing!
by tonagan
Mar 12th, 2009
06:09:07 PM
Problem is....
by cowtrout
Mar 12th, 2009
06:10:04 PM
Why I won't be seeing it again
by Alfeetoe
Mar 12th, 2009
06:10:25 PM
SUPPORT THIS!
by ABking
Mar 12th, 2009
06:11:01 PM
movie rocked
by haidencaine
Mar 12th, 2009
06:11:06 PM
Just accept that you made a crap movie!
by sevadro
Mar 12th, 2009
06:11:38 PM
Well that was sad
by Kief_Ledger
Mar 12th, 2009
06:12:04 PM
He has a point
by bee152
Mar 12th, 2009
06:13:13 PM
Oh yeah
by Kief_Ledger
Mar 12th, 2009
06:13:36 PM
Who gives a shit
by The Penultimate Gunslinger
Mar 12th, 2009
06:13:44 PM
Who gives a shit
by The Penultimate Gunslinger
Mar 12th, 2009
06:13:45 PM
Good point Sevadro...
by topfivevideo
Mar 12th, 2009
06:13:48 PM
Actually.....
by The Penultimate Gunslinger
Mar 12th, 2009
06:14:52 PM
Please go see my film as the numbers are dropping off a cliff
by metaluna
Mar 12th, 2009
06:15:22 PM
If you're reading this Mr Hayter...
by mode_7
Mar 12th, 2009
06:15:41 PM
I thought the film
by MrDexter
Mar 12th, 2009
06:15:56 PM
Nurse..!
by The_Skook
Mar 12th, 2009
06:17:43 PM
White Chicks was like Blade Runner on its second viewing
by Domi'sInnerChild
Mar 12th, 2009
06:17:44 PM
"must be read through more than once to even have the faintest g
by Amy Chasing
Mar 12th, 2009
06:17:49 PM
David Hayter...
by Dead_Geek
Mar 12th, 2009
06:17:58 PM
Kudos to you, Mr. Hayter!
by ChezKing
Mar 12th, 2009
06:18:10 PM
DO IT
by Chuck_Cobra
Mar 12th, 2009
06:19:06 PM
Kubrick?
by Kratos Durden
Mar 12th, 2009
06:19:42 PM
2001 = Masterpiece.
by Dead_Geek
Mar 12th, 2009
06:20:08 PM
$92 million in 6 days
by slone13
Mar 12th, 2009
06:21:41 PM
Sorry Solid Snake but I didn't like the film
by Judge_Dredd
Mar 12th, 2009
06:24:55 PM
Blame the TV spots!!!
by WerePlatypus
Mar 12th, 2009
06:25:26 PM
On the one hand...
by JIMBOCOP
Mar 12th, 2009
06:25:49 PM
wow, most people in this thread hated it...
by Jarek
Mar 12th, 2009
06:26:22 PM
oh, and...
by Jarek
Mar 12th, 2009
06:27:21 PM
WTF???
by Burp Fartman
Mar 12th, 2009
06:28:51 PM
This guy's a writer?!?!?!
by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGH TS
Mar 12th, 2009
06:29:43 PM
This guy is nuts
by darthjade
Mar 12th, 2009
06:30:23 PM
GOOD $$$ during the week...it will top out at 130M domestic!
by ABking
Mar 12th, 2009
06:30:50 PM
awful, embarrassment of a film
by altoandando
Mar 12th, 2009
06:31:15 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST. LET IT FUCKING DIE!
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Mar 12th, 2009
06:31:36 PM
Hayter
by The Fear
Mar 12th, 2009
06:32:17 PM
Yeah, keep bashing Hayter ...
by MonkeyLord
Mar 12th, 2009
06:32:31 PM
I Agree With The Guy's Point
by A-COD
Mar 12th, 2009
06:32:54 PM
Mr. Hayter: "Too many movies puss out"...
by -Halfscan-
Mar 12th, 2009
06:33:41 PM
FFS, altoandando
by MonkeyLord
Mar 12th, 2009
06:34:18 PM
He has a point
by enderandrew
Mar 12th, 2009
06:34:31 PM
Overyhyped and out of touch movie
by lockesbrokenleg
Mar 12th, 2009
06:35:21 PM
Question for CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGH TS
by Amy Chasing
Mar 12th, 2009
06:35:25 PM
the only haters I ahve seen...
by haidencaine
Mar 12th, 2009
06:35:31 PM
Shoulda made a better movie then
by JT Kirk
Mar 12th, 2009
06:35:44 PM
Hayter as Ozymandias
by Larry of Arabia
Mar 12th, 2009
06:36:18 PM
I Loved It, But That Does Sounds Desperate
by LaserPants
Mar 12th, 2009
06:37:43 PM
metaluna
by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGH TS
Mar 12th, 2009
06:38:02 PM
Thoughts on Hayter's notes.
by jerseycajun
Mar 12th, 2009
06:38:39 PM
I like to bitch about everything..
by BigFatBaby
Mar 12th, 2009
06:39:01 PM
Sad
by Mr. Fancypants
Mar 12th, 2009
06:39:07 PM
Nevermind CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGH TS
by Amy Chasing
Mar 12th, 2009
06:39:39 PM
Watchmen isn't perfect
by BigFatBaby
Mar 12th, 2009
06:40:13 PM
I'll watch it again...
by Schlepo
Mar 12th, 2009
06:41:26 PM
Amy Chasing
by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGH TS
Mar 12th, 2009
06:43:47 PM
BTW Hayter, it DID puss out and get changed to go commercial
by JT Kirk
Mar 12th, 2009
06:44:47 PM
douchebagjones
by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGH TS
Mar 12th, 2009
06:46:39 PM
I Loved It, & Even I Think Many of the Criticisms Are Valid
by LaserPants
Mar 12th, 2009
06:48:34 PM
You had me a Scorpion King
by Crooooooow
Mar 12th, 2009
06:48:43 PM
Well...the added violence DID change the story...
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Mar 12th, 2009
06:49:29 PM
Nigga Please...
by SuperflyTNT
Mar 12th, 2009
06:51:02 PM
I've always been in two minds about having a computer support
by Amy Chasing
Mar 12th, 2009
06:51:12 PM
Seen it twice
by Butter
Mar 12th, 2009
06:52:54 PM
Dude, you guys changed the ending...
by Rollo Tomasi666
Mar 12th, 2009
06:53:46 PM
Also, LOVE the rape myth joke!
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Mar 12th, 2009
06:54:11 PM
If this doesn't make as much as Gran Torino
by kikuchiyoboy
Mar 12th, 2009
06:54:16 PM
In Solid Snake I Trust
by Darth_Gonz
Mar 12th, 2009
06:55:43 PM
JT Kirk
by LaserPants
Mar 12th, 2009
06:56:05 PM
Shut Up About the Ending
by enderandrew
Mar 12th, 2009
06:56:21 PM
Hayter you fuckin twit
by Kenny_Fuckin_Powers
Mar 12th, 2009
06:58:39 PM
oh god
by menstrual_blitz
Mar 12th, 2009
06:58:49 PM
Oh yeah, the ending...
by Butter
Mar 12th, 2009
06:59:49 PM
Oh, and on some of the parts that changed...
by jerseycajun
Mar 12th, 2009
06:59:58 PM
I don't know whether the ending was better
by kikuchiyoboy
Mar 12th, 2009
07:00:11 PM
Is it Apocalypse Now? Is it Blade Runner?
by Buzz_Aldrin
Mar 12th, 2009
07:00:20 PM
David...
by mrbonefish
Mar 12th, 2009
07:01:04 PM
I Was With Him...
by ROBRAM89
Mar 12th, 2009
07:02:06 PM
Guess I have to agree with Hayter
by Subtlety
Mar 12th, 2009
07:02:26 PM
Snake?! Answer me! Snaaaake!!! waaaaaaah!
by Reilly
Mar 12th, 2009
07:03:55 PM
Why the ketchup scene not working bothered me?
by kikuchiyoboy
Mar 12th, 2009
07:07:43 PM
PATHETIC
by loserguy3000
Mar 12th, 2009
07:08:43 PM
I agree with Snake
by Phategod2
Mar 12th, 2009
07:08:47 PM
Get real - any other screenwriter pulling this would be laughed
by halsolo
Mar 12th, 2009
07:09:39 PM
p.s.
by loserguy3000
Mar 12th, 2009
07:10:10 PM
I'll take the dare
by GodsRightHandGimp
Mar 12th, 2009
07:12:46 PM
oh yeah...
by Subtlety
Mar 12th, 2009
07:12:54 PM
A futile exercise in desperation.
by blackmantis
Mar 12th, 2009
07:13:51 PM
WATCHMEN WAS BALLSY
by Jackson Healy
Mar 12th, 2009
07:14:04 PM
I think this is a movie that might be better a second time
by SexyBeast
Mar 12th, 2009
07:14:55 PM
SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!
by Delagoya
Mar 12th, 2009
07:17:09 PM
HATE
by menstrual_blitz
Mar 12th, 2009
07:17:23 PM
HAYTER IS AMAZING 4 DOING THIS!!!
by MainMan2001
Mar 12th, 2009
07:21:06 PM
eating childen vs. giant calimari
by loserguy3000
Mar 12th, 2009
07:21:09 PM
It was OK.
by Sal_Bando
Mar 12th, 2009
07:23:06 PM
harry's clout? is there such a thing?
by loserguy3000
Mar 12th, 2009
07:24:58 PM
Did not hate Watchmen, Mr. Hayter
by Star Hump
Mar 12th, 2009
07:25:28 PM
Make a better film, no begging required
by chromedome
Mar 12th, 2009
07:25:50 PM
If we thought they didn't hit out of the park
by kikuchiyoboy
Mar 12th, 2009
07:28:42 PM
I bet this is going to be a bigger hit on Video.
by kikuchiyoboy
Mar 12th, 2009
07:30:08 PM
HAYTER, APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR VOICE ACTING
by J-Dizzle
Mar 12th, 2009
07:30:46 PM
Look, to me this is all about...
by Johnny T Williams
Mar 12th, 2009
07:33:20 PM
halsolo..
by micturatingbenjamin
Mar 12th, 2009
07:33:21 PM
P.S. From Hayter.
by AzulTool
Mar 12th, 2009
07:33:40 PM
Times They Are A-Changin'
by SuperflyTNT
Mar 12th, 2009
07:34:49 PM
Bjornegar...
by micturatingbenjamin
Mar 12th, 2009
07:35:51 PM
FIRST post was correct: desperate.
by WX1
Mar 12th, 2009
07:38:12 PM
My 2 Cents.....
by MohammadsStool
Mar 12th, 2009
07:39:00 PM
it's not about the "R"
by kikuchiyoboy
Mar 12th, 2009
07:39:14 PM
NO SQUID = UNFAITHFUL TO THE SOURCE MATERIAL
by BILLCLINTONS_CUMSTAIN
Mar 12th, 2009
07:39:58 PM
No Squid = Trevor and Sigma Phi Fuckstick Will See It Too.
by micturatingbenjamin
Mar 12th, 2009
07:41:21 PM
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
by TheWaqman
Mar 12th, 2009
07:41:35 PM
-Halfscan-
by Rorshach_is_the_leader_of_the_ GOP
Mar 12th, 2009
07:42:04 PM
Overyhyped and out of touch movie? bring on star trek?
by quantize
Mar 12th, 2009
07:45:07 PM
David Hayter's letter is a steaming pile of horseshit...
by MJohnson
Mar 12th, 2009
07:46:32 PM
"Hitting a woman isn't ballsy...
by AzulTool
Mar 12th, 2009
07:47:48 PM
how bout no?
by HaterofCrap
Mar 12th, 2009
07:49:28 PM
Since Hayter is obviously going to read this...
by Immortal_Fish
Mar 12th, 2009
07:50:28 PM
The story was brilliant...
by NotVeryFunny
Mar 12th, 2009
07:50:48 PM
Just came back from my second viewing
by MrD
Mar 12th, 2009
07:51:10 PM
I'm going to catch Paul Blart
by kikuchiyoboy
Mar 12th, 2009
07:51:45 PM
Wow, touched a nerve...
by micturatingbenjamin
Mar 12th, 2009
07:52:40 PM
I hated Watchmen...
by evilseabass
Mar 12th, 2009
07:53:11 PM
What bothers me about the squid...
by mbeemer
Mar 12th, 2009
07:55:16 PM
LaserPants...
by JT Kirk
Mar 12th, 2009
07:55:21 PM
I'll tell you a movie that need s help
by kikuchiyoboy
Mar 12th, 2009
07:56:04 PM
"Just like Sally...."
by Riley Martin
Mar 12th, 2009
07:57:10 PM
I whisper "no!"
by Funk4America
Mar 12th, 2009
07:57:26 PM
mbeemer...
by micturatingbenjamin
Mar 12th, 2009
07:59:25 PM
Solid Snake speaks!
by D.Vader
Mar 12th, 2009
07:59:56 PM
Pathetic...
by hegele
Mar 12th, 2009
08:00:15 PM
So we've been waiting for attempted rape?
by Thunderbolt Ross
Mar 12th, 2009
08:01:35 PM
Oh shit, he compared the haters to a rape victim
by D.Vader
Mar 12th, 2009
08:03:20 PM
Also, I've never read the graphic novel...
by evilseabass
Mar 12th, 2009
08:03:50 PM
Yeah, the rape thing...
by micturatingbenjamin
Mar 12th, 2009
08:05:27 PM
Don't be a "Hayter"
by Steve Young
Mar 12th, 2009
08:05:44 PM
Kubrick
by T-Dog
Mar 12th, 2009
08:06:25 PM
when movies "grow up" too much..
by turdfurgeson
Mar 12th, 2009
08:06:34 PM
Superfly
by Subtlety
Mar 12th, 2009
08:07:09 PM
Wow
by technotranceporter
Mar 12th, 2009
08:07:39 PM
Saw this at a Tuesday Matinee
by mr dark
Mar 12th, 2009
08:07:40 PM
Hey CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGH TS
by metaluna
Mar 12th, 2009
08:08:09 PM
That settles it.
by sanzaru
Mar 12th, 2009
08:09:17 PM
It's Snyder's Film
by Thunderbolt Ross
Mar 12th, 2009
08:09:26 PM
Wait
by technotranceporter
Mar 12th, 2009
08:09:26 PM
Why Comedian had to die
by Thunderbolt Ross
Mar 12th, 2009
08:11:41 PM
That's bad when they have to roll out the writer for ticket sale
by SomaShine
Mar 12th, 2009
08:11:51 PM
Bjornegar
by Viewer 3
Mar 12th, 2009
08:12:46 PM
If this movie is so great...
by Dead Megatron
Mar 12th, 2009
08:17:27 PM
Hurm...
by Lampers
Mar 12th, 2009
08:17:43 PM
You guys don't seem to understand what he's saying
by D.Vader
Mar 12th, 2009
08:18:25 PM
David Hayter is the man.
by Psycho_Kenshin
Mar 12th, 2009
08:20:28 PM
Sorry, don't give a fuck about the rich getting richer
by Liberty Valance
Mar 12th, 2009
08:23:19 PM
My vote for David Hayter in the ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK remake
by NivekJ
Mar 12th, 2009
08:23:29 PM
he's got a point though
by johnnylawless2
Mar 12th, 2009
08:24:28 PM
Fry baskets can't hold any grease
by Flip63Hole
Mar 12th, 2009
08:26:07 PM
If You Are Mad There Is No Squid You Are A Silly Person
by A-COD
Mar 12th, 2009
08:26:55 PM
LIQUID!!!!!
by Thrillho77
Mar 12th, 2009
08:29:06 PM
Kubrick Would Have Been The Perfect Director For WATCHMEN
by LaserPants
Mar 12th, 2009
08:31:21 PM
Dark Knight was amazing, Watchmen was not
by PornKing
Mar 12th, 2009
08:31:22 PM
i liked the movie but Hayter should shut his mouth
by newc0253
Mar 12th, 2009
08:31:49 PM
THat Is To Say...
by LaserPants
Mar 12th, 2009
08:31:59 PM
Re: Trust me. You'll come back, eventually. Just like Sally.
by fishpillow
Mar 12th, 2009
08:32:08 PM
"Freedom"?
by Lampers
Mar 12th, 2009
08:32:10 PM
sorry fan boys aren't going to be able to carry this
by quadrupletree
Mar 12th, 2009
08:32:52 PM
All this talk of Kubrick has gotten me to thinking...
by Forthesakeofhumanity
Mar 12th, 2009
08:34:05 PM
jesus christ
by wixmmm
Mar 12th, 2009
08:42:54 PM
Kubrick...
by Lampers
Mar 12th, 2009
08:43:04 PM
Seeing it tomorrow...
by Cult07
Mar 12th, 2009
08:44:12 PM
This film will make its money back..
by mr dark
Mar 12th, 2009
08:44:27 PM
Lampers
by D.Vader
Mar 12th, 2009
08:44:30 PM
"Manhattan was an American..."
by Lampers
Mar 12th, 2009
08:45:03 PM

by Lampers
Mar 12th, 2009
08:46:19 PM
if hes got the balls to right that letter...
by Obscura
Mar 12th, 2009
08:48:24 PM
Why do people do this?
by CherryValance
Mar 12th, 2009
08:49:28 PM
I wanted heart, not balls.
by phaedrus007
Mar 12th, 2009
08:50:49 PM
D.Vader
by Lampers
Mar 12th, 2009
08:51:14 PM
NO! NOOOOOO NOT ANOTHER WATCHMEN STORY
by Sal_Bando
Mar 12th, 2009
08:51:28 PM
the graphic novel was boooooorrriiinnnggg!
by tvs_frank
Mar 12th, 2009
08:51:29 PM
evilseabass...
by JRyanH
Mar 12th, 2009
08:53:19 PM
FUCK THIS GUY!
by TheEnemy8
Mar 12th, 2009
08:53:28 PM
What a crock of Sleestack shit
by Liberal_Warrior
Mar 12th, 2009
08:56:02 PM
Even this letter is overrated
by lockesbrokenleg
Mar 12th, 2009
08:57:02 PM
Quadrupletree & TopFiveVideo
by DeeJay
Mar 12th, 2009
08:59:06 PM
Hayter gots ta eat!
by kirttrik
Mar 12th, 2009
09:00:28 PM
phaedrus007
by wixmmm
Mar 12th, 2009
09:01:03 PM
One Word, "Squid".
by kirttrik
Mar 12th, 2009
09:02:03 PM
Yeah...fuck that.
by veebeeyes
Mar 12th, 2009
09:03:40 PM
Kubrick
by enderandrew
Mar 12th, 2009
09:03:43 PM
Kubrick's Ending Is Better, Though
by LaserPants
Mar 12th, 2009
09:09:09 PM
Watchmen = Crystal Pepsi
by Feetals_Gizz
Mar 12th, 2009
09:12:30 PM
Eep
by LaserPants
Mar 12th, 2009
09:13:04 PM
I'll be honest, I've taken as many drugs as Alan Moore has
by Kenny_Fuckin_Powers
Mar 12th, 2009
09:13:24 PM
Scissors! 61!
by sonic3305
Mar 12th, 2009
09:14:42 PM
Best sales pitch I've read for a movie in a long time.
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Mar 12th, 2009
09:16:10 PM
Kenny Powers You Fuckin' Has Been!
by LaserPants
Mar 12th, 2009
09:17:11 PM
wixmmm
by phaedrus007
Mar 12th, 2009
09:17:14 PM
Kenny Powers You Fuckin' Has Been!
by LaserPants
Mar 12th, 2009
09:17:16 PM
Kenny Powers You Fuckin' Has Been!
by LaserPants
Mar 12th, 2009
09:17:16 PM
Kenny Powers You Fuckin' Has Been!
by LaserPants
Mar 12th, 2009
09:17:16 PM
Kenny Powers You Fuckin' Has Been!
by LaserPants
Mar 12th, 2009
09:17:16 PM
Kenny Powers You Fuckin' Has Been!
by LaserPants
Mar 12th, 2009
09:17:16 PM
Kenny Powers You Fuckin' Has Been!
by LaserPants
Mar 12th, 2009
09:17:16 PM
Kenny Powers You Fuckin' Has Been!
by LaserPants
Mar 12th, 2009
09:17:16 PM
where is the reaction of AICN
by Basehead
Mar 12th, 2009
09:18:11 PM
Why isn't David Hayter playing Ricky Gervais' brother?
by Kenny_Fuckin_Powers
Mar 12th, 2009
09:18:23 PM
Sorry David
by Zarathos666
Mar 12th, 2009
09:18:38 PM
No, But That Was A Great Write Up, Kenny
by LaserPants
Mar 12th, 2009
09:18:42 PM
LaserPants
by Kenny_Fuckin_Powers
Mar 12th, 2009
09:20:03 PM
I loved it...
by theneonsamurai
Mar 12th, 2009
09:20:24 PM
On the Clockwork note...
by Feetals_Gizz
Mar 12th, 2009
09:20:28 PM
Too many haters.
by nogirlsontheinternet
Mar 12th, 2009
09:21:25 PM
Laser, my experiences with Watchmen
by Kenny_Fuckin_Powers
Mar 12th, 2009
09:22:39 PM
He played the Guyver, you know...
by Raymar
Mar 12th, 2009
09:23:07 PM
David Hayter may be Guyver, but Paul Rudd is a Gen-Y cop
by Kenny_Fuckin_Powers
Mar 12th, 2009
09:24:55 PM
I saw it again tonight
by superfleish76
Mar 12th, 2009
09:25:48 PM
I''m giving up watching Watchmen for Lent
by Sydney2K
Mar 12th, 2009
09:27:53 PM
The only reason this should fail is
by OutlawsDelejos
Mar 12th, 2009
09:28:26 PM
BTW if there's one movie that reminds me of drug hell
by Kenny_Fuckin_Powers
Mar 12th, 2009
09:28:40 PM
I have my problems with the flick...
by Feetals_Gizz
Mar 12th, 2009
09:28:46 PM
I'm going to try. Saw it twice. Loved it.
by knowthyself
Mar 12th, 2009
09:29:41 PM
OK, let me get this straight...
by jsarnold513
Mar 12th, 2009
09:30:42 PM
Well don't go crying when you don't see
by knowthyself
Mar 12th, 2009
09:32:24 PM
Most of you need to read more carefully
by BillboeFett
Mar 12th, 2009
09:34:55 PM
jsarnold513, read more carefully
by BillboeFett
Mar 12th, 2009
09:38:46 PM
This movie was marketed heavily?
by jsarnold513
Mar 12th, 2009
09:39:43 PM
whatever
by redkamel
Mar 12th, 2009
09:40:20 PM
I do put some blame on the trailers and tv spots
by BillboeFett
Mar 12th, 2009
09:40:28 PM
WB took alot of risks with Watchmen.
by knowthyself
Mar 12th, 2009
09:40:43 PM
bordering on the impossible?
by TheMcflyFarm
Mar 12th, 2009
09:40:58 PM
He has a VALID point. Warners showed BALLS
by slder78
Mar 12th, 2009
09:42:38 PM
You ingrates.
by knowthyself
Mar 12th, 2009
09:43:16 PM
When WATCHMEN cinema story start at theatre?
by Ninefootwalk
Mar 12th, 2009
09:43:28 PM
Warners showed some brass fucking blue balls allright
by Kenny_Fuckin_Powers
Mar 12th, 2009
09:44:28 PM
No, Lampers, not because of your Kubrick opinion
by D.Vader
Mar 12th, 2009
09:46:11 PM
Yeah I dunno...
by StrokerX
Mar 12th, 2009
09:46:37 PM
Wasn't the Spirit rated R?
by jsarnold513
Mar 12th, 2009
09:47:35 PM
Yeah right, so faithful...
by schnipple
Mar 12th, 2009
09:47:52 PM
Fuckin' pathetic
by JuanSanchez
Mar 12th, 2009
09:53:44 PM
OK, I'll give you balls...
by jsarnold513
Mar 12th, 2009
09:55:18 PM
Seeing it for third time this weekend
by Cruel_Kingdom
Mar 12th, 2009
09:56:33 PM
Get over yourself
by BendersShinyAss
Mar 12th, 2009
09:57:44 PM
I am a geek who hates geek culture.
by IronSpidey
Mar 12th, 2009
10:00:26 PM
i actually finally saw it this morning....
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 12th, 2009
10:00:37 PM
Silk Spectre
by The Fear
Mar 12th, 2009
10:02:15 PM
"seen"
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 12th, 2009
10:02:23 PM
Was Hayter drunk when he wrote that?
by The_Goddamn_Batman
Mar 12th, 2009
10:02:46 PM
I hate Geekdom so much right now! We deserve all the shit to co
by Redbox Vacation
Mar 12th, 2009
10:05:54 PM
Snyder getting this film was depressing...
by TheWaqman
Mar 12th, 2009
10:05:59 PM
Dark Knight shits all over this movie
by TheWaqman
Mar 12th, 2009
10:06:24 PM
Hey BendersShinyAss
by D.Vader
Mar 12th, 2009
10:07:03 PM
Fuck the AICN geeks...
by TheWaqman
Mar 12th, 2009
10:07:40 PM
Iron Man was better too, as was Spiderman..3!
by TheWaqman
Mar 12th, 2009
10:07:58 PM
Billboefett...
by veebeeyes
Mar 12th, 2009
10:09:06 PM
Laurie's hatred... GONE
by jsarnold513
Mar 12th, 2009
10:11:09 PM
i mean... seriously
by BendersShinyAss
Mar 12th, 2009
10:12:02 PM
Oh, and Mr Hayter, please, explain to me...
by The_Goddamn_Batman
Mar 12th, 2009
10:12:34 PM
If this sucks, what do you WANT?
by OldHat
Mar 12th, 2009
10:12:54 PM
Thanks D.vader
by BendersShinyAss
Mar 12th, 2009
10:14:38 PM
BendersAss, I think you miss a key point there...
by D.Vader
Mar 12th, 2009
10:14:52 PM
watchman
by nitewatchman
Mar 12th, 2009
10:17:09 PM
I wasn't here since Day 1 either
by D.Vader
Mar 12th, 2009
10:18:21 PM
Redbox Vacation, good stuff
by BillboeFett
Mar 12th, 2009
10:18:24 PM
It doesn't matter to the paying audience if...
by chromedome
Mar 12th, 2009
10:19:00 PM
holy shit john stewart is making mad money guy
by Kenny_Fuckin_Powers
Mar 12th, 2009
10:19:57 PM
"made by fans for the fans" bullshit
by chromedome
Mar 12th, 2009
10:21:28 PM
Meh, Squid...
by Bald Evil
Mar 12th, 2009
10:23:48 PM
He's right about Watchmen..
by zinc_chameleon
Mar 12th, 2009
10:25:22 PM
Good work on that movie, dude
by omarthesnake
Mar 12th, 2009
10:26:00 PM
Chromedome
by The_Goddamn_Batman
Mar 12th, 2009
10:26:55 PM
just like sally?
by haywood
Mar 12th, 2009
10:30:59 PM
Damn it... just when I thought I was done with this flick...
by ebonic_plague
Mar 12th, 2009
10:31:39 PM
Hey 'Fanboys'
by pmarq
Mar 12th, 2009
10:33:12 PM
Funny or not funny
by BendersShinyAss
Mar 12th, 2009
10:34:38 PM
LOL
by Jax
Mar 12th, 2009
10:34:43 PM
Oh, so he writes boring letters too!!
by Womb2dooM
Mar 12th, 2009
10:35:45 PM
Thank God Nolan didn't have to do thiis
by lockesbrokenleg
Mar 12th, 2009
10:37:10 PM
An open letter to David Hayter...
by Sithtastic
Mar 12th, 2009
10:37:46 PM
pmarq
by Forthesakeofhumanity
Mar 12th, 2009
10:39:01 PM
I liked Watchmen, but...
by whitty
Mar 12th, 2009
10:39:49 PM
Great fucking movie. Hayter
by MMacKK
Mar 12th, 2009
10:41:57 PM
Great fucking movie. Hayter is right.
by MMacKK
Mar 12th, 2009
10:42:05 PM
I guess we saw different movies Bender
by D.Vader
Mar 12th, 2009
10:44:05 PM
"This is a movie made by fans, for fans"
by Xiphos_2
Mar 12th, 2009
10:46:37 PM
With all the shit out there...
by Sulla
Mar 12th, 2009
10:46:44 PM
This IS Interesting...
by Sherlock Holmes II
Mar 12th, 2009
10:48:24 PM
I care. I do.
by Jax
Mar 12th, 2009
10:53:13 PM
I'm not even a Watchmen fanboy...
by TheWaqman
Mar 12th, 2009
10:57:40 PM
Sherlock Holmes II
by Jax
Mar 12th, 2009
10:58:29 PM
You people make me sick
by HoraceS
Mar 12th, 2009
11:00:31 PM
Except if we go see it...
by Ask_Murdera
Mar 12th, 2009
11:01:57 PM
kenny fuckin powers or whatever you call yourself
by wixmmm
Mar 12th, 2009
11:01:59 PM
TheWaqman
by Jax
Mar 12th, 2009
11:03:11 PM
Dude. Never seen THAT before...
by TheOriginalBubblehead
Mar 12th, 2009
11:05:28 PM
...Nevermind.
by TheOriginalBubblehead
Mar 12th, 2009
11:05:53 PM
I'll check it out again
by MY_BLUE_PENIS
Mar 12th, 2009
11:08:09 PM
HoraceS
by Jax
Mar 12th, 2009
11:08:36 PM
See Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li instead
by NinjaRap
Mar 12th, 2009
11:12:08 PM
Bubblehead, I keep meaning to email you
by D.Vader
Mar 12th, 2009
11:16:01 PM
A begging letter. This is more than a little embarrassing.
by bravogolfhotel
Mar 12th, 2009
11:21:47 PM
Wait a tic
by Jax
Mar 12th, 2009
11:22:46 PM
re: the marketing / nature of film issue
by DukeDeMondo
Mar 12th, 2009
11:23:27 PM
Fuck Watchmen
by Series7
Mar 12th, 2009
11:25:48 PM
Slumdog Millionaire only cost 10 Mil
by Redbox Vacation
Mar 12th, 2009
11:26:00 PM
HE is RIGHT it could be a stinking Constantine or Wanted
by spoits
Mar 12th, 2009
11:31:46 PM
I just realized what Hayter is doing here
by bravogolfhotel
Mar 12th, 2009
11:32:21 PM
Solid Snake Speaks!
by JaviT
Mar 12th, 2009
11:32:54 PM
GOOO SEE SPEED RACER!
by Series7
Mar 12th, 2009
11:35:33 PM
watchmen - this years Snakes on a Plane
by lockesbrokenleg
Mar 12th, 2009
11:35:38 PM
D.Vader...
by TheOriginalBubblehead
Mar 12th, 2009
11:36:12 PM
the fuel of the Nerd Mafia is disappointment and exclusion.
by GoodTimeBobby
Mar 12th, 2009
11:41:24 PM
The reason this movie won't make
by Series7
Mar 12th, 2009
11:42:20 PM
Fanboys!
by Series7
Mar 12th, 2009
11:44:13 PM
In movies in actual need of love and support
by Series7
Mar 12th, 2009
11:47:33 PM
GoodTimeBobby nails it.
by NinjaRap
Mar 12th, 2009
11:50:04 PM
HoraceS...
by jerseycajun
Mar 12th, 2009
11:55:56 PM
Redbox, Series7
by DukeDeMondo
Mar 13th, 2009
12:00:10 AM
It's a fucking joke.
by The_Goddamn_Batman
Mar 13th, 2009
12:01:42 AM
jerseycajun
by Jax
Mar 13th, 2009
12:03:47 AM
The man is right.
by SithScorp
Mar 13th, 2009
12:10:21 AM
Patton Oswalt can go fuck a deep fried pumpkin
by Kenny_Fuckin_Powers
Mar 13th, 2009
12:12:04 AM
Lol when Witch Mountain makes 100 mill in 3 days
by lockesbrokenleg
Mar 13th, 2009
12:14:30 AM
Really, though
by Jax
Mar 13th, 2009
12:14:50 AM
Halfscan and Jerseycajun Nailed It
by Admiral Nelson
Mar 13th, 2009
12:21:02 AM
NO SQUID. The thing deserves to boom.
by youridol
Mar 13th, 2009
12:23:25 AM
What Admiral Nelson said.
by mrfan
Mar 13th, 2009
12:23:53 AM
Oops. Bomb.
by youridol
Mar 13th, 2009
12:24:04 AM
Admiral Nelson
by Jax
Mar 13th, 2009
12:24:34 AM
The arrogant Kubrick and BLADE RUNNER comments...
by youridol
Mar 13th, 2009
12:26:07 AM
actually
by jon pertwee
Mar 13th, 2009
12:27:11 AM
And another thing
by Jax
Mar 13th, 2009
12:30:24 AM
The Comic
by Toonol
Mar 13th, 2009
12:39:48 AM
Watchmen was good....
by groorgman
Mar 13th, 2009
12:40:53 AM
It works better as a comic book.
by Bob Cryptonight
Mar 13th, 2009
12:43:40 AM
Snyder's performance
by Toonol
Mar 13th, 2009
12:45:47 AM
Good or bad this letter is sad
by reflecto
Mar 13th, 2009
12:48:05 AM
Toonol
by The Fear
Mar 13th, 2009
12:49:55 AM
He's absolutely right
by Knightsong
Mar 13th, 2009
12:50:13 AM
He's absolutely right
by Knightsong
Mar 13th, 2009
12:50:15 AM
He's absolutely right
by Knightsong
Mar 13th, 2009
12:50:16 AM
OH and the Sally Jupiter joke is disgusting
by reflecto
Mar 13th, 2009
12:51:00 AM
Saw it last weekend, and after some careful thought…
by Supershadow
Mar 13th, 2009
12:52:41 AM
Avatar Sucks!
by The Fear
Mar 13th, 2009
12:56:01 AM
HardcoreNerdity.com
by Series7
Mar 13th, 2009
12:57:34 AM
DukeDeMondo
by Series7
Mar 13th, 2009
01:02:15 AM
i endeavour
by The_Exterminator
Mar 13th, 2009
01:03:01 AM
Kubrick didn't believe a property could be unfilmable...
by Mattyboy122
Mar 13th, 2009
01:12:22 AM
If they didn't announce the extended DVD was coming
by lockesbrokenleg
Mar 13th, 2009
01:12:31 AM
series7
by DukeDeMondo
Mar 13th, 2009
01:14:06 AM
Seems like they released it too early in the year.
by Dingbatty
Mar 13th, 2009
01:14:38 AM
ALL OF YOU GUYS ARE COCKS
by THE KNIGHT
Mar 13th, 2009
01:24:34 AM
Didn't Kubrick go nearly insane...
by Ravetin
Mar 13th, 2009
01:30:00 AM
Also...
by Ravetin
Mar 13th, 2009
01:30:57 AM
They needed to hand out cliffs notes at the screening
by lockesbrokenleg
Mar 13th, 2009
01:33:28 AM
Vitter - you're not helping your cause.
by Womb2dooM
Mar 13th, 2009
01:37:26 AM
what's snake fans got to do with it????
by cloudrider`
Mar 13th, 2009
01:38:00 AM
I'm glad some people worked hard
by theplant
Mar 13th, 2009
01:41:25 AM
when all else fail, appeal to fans.
by cloudrider`
Mar 13th, 2009
01:43:29 AM
I read this whole thing in Snake's voice and...
by Surf Ninja
Mar 13th, 2009
01:52:02 AM
If Hayter himself releases...
by Ravetin
Mar 13th, 2009
01:58:11 AM
Obviously Hayter drunk posts...
by Duncan Irons
Mar 13th, 2009
02:12:00 AM
I appreciate what he's saying...
by thedarklinglord
Mar 13th, 2009
02:28:41 AM
Damn - outgrossed by Paul Blart - Mall Cop
by JackRabbitSlim
Mar 13th, 2009
02:36:35 AM
Going again on Tuesday
by Dark Knight Lite
Mar 13th, 2009
02:37:33 AM
just caught second showing tonight
by 667
Mar 13th, 2009
02:46:42 AM
open letter
by DarthSaul666
Mar 13th, 2009
02:54:30 AM
Fucked by Squid
by Wrecks
Mar 13th, 2009
02:56:16 AM
Sorry, David...
by Cutter20
Mar 13th, 2009
02:57:27 AM
What the Movie really lacks...
by onezeroone
Mar 13th, 2009
03:00:25 AM
P.S. David
by Cutter20
Mar 13th, 2009
03:00:30 AM
Edit: exemplified,
by onezeroone
Mar 13th, 2009
03:01:43 AM
My gawd, stop defending the PG-13 violence in TDK!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Mar 13th, 2009
03:10:00 AM
Saw it once. Enjoyed it. That'll be it.
by James Westfall
Mar 13th, 2009
03:18:22 AM
Will watch it again this weekend with my girlfriend...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Mar 13th, 2009
03:40:45 AM
Weren't you The Guyver once?
by Brody77
Mar 13th, 2009
03:46:26 AM
this just in..
by phoenixmagida5th
Mar 13th, 2009
03:48:05 AM
Bendis said it best:
by F-1000
Mar 13th, 2009
03:56:02 AM
For Fucks sake, whats with all these watchmen articles
by gomez33
Mar 13th, 2009
03:59:35 AM
Fox is going to keep putting out shit movies..It already has put
by F-1000
Mar 13th, 2009
04:02:28 AM
Title was supposed to read:
by F-1000
Mar 13th, 2009
04:03:20 AM
Ok, David, I admit it...
by Laserbrain
Mar 13th, 2009
04:08:37 AM
Sorry, one more thought.
by F-1000
Mar 13th, 2009
04:09:30 AM
Knightsong
by F-1000
Mar 13th, 2009
04:18:10 AM
Who watches the Watchmen?
by Tseng808
Mar 13th, 2009
04:55:52 AM
Will Smith as David Hayter :
by PTSDPete
Mar 13th, 2009
05:02:43 AM
Thanks, Dave
by JADSTERSDAD
Mar 13th, 2009
05:03:17 AM
Will Smith as Rorscharch :
by PTSDPete
Mar 13th, 2009
05:04:14 AM
No Sale!
by Potatino
Mar 13th, 2009
05:05:11 AM
Masterpiece
by StayGold
Mar 13th, 2009
05:14:00 AM
Serious respect to David Hayter, but...
by Mr Gorilla
Mar 13th, 2009
05:18:23 AM
put me over the pool table -whaaaattt???
by alice 13
Mar 13th, 2009
05:22:10 AM
Is this a joke?
by Fortunesfool
Mar 13th, 2009
05:28:44 AM
DAVID HAYTER'S DEEPEST DESIRE IS 2 B RAPED?
by S_Rorschach
Mar 13th, 2009
05:59:07 AM
Yes
by Fortunesfool
Mar 13th, 2009
06:03:47 AM
Holy shit...
by JRyanH
Mar 13th, 2009
06:05:07 AM
But Alexandra Du Pont was bored by it
by Hardboiled Wonderland
Mar 13th, 2009
06:10:49 AM
I don't want to view an 2.5 hr R rated movie
by teethgnasher
Mar 13th, 2009
06:14:23 AM
Phew! What's that smell? Eau de Desperationne
by zapano
Mar 13th, 2009
06:19:48 AM
Bendis should talk with all his Secret Invasion mainstream crap!
by Redbox Vacation
Mar 13th, 2009
06:28:39 AM
Is it Apocalypse Now? Is it Blade Runner? Is it Kubrick, or Star
by Projectedlight
Mar 13th, 2009
06:31:44 AM
Knightsong
by theplant
Mar 13th, 2009
06:37:14 AM
This is just kind of sad
by Rickey Henderson
Mar 13th, 2009
06:39:57 AM
AWKWARD.....
by brobdingnag
Mar 13th, 2009
06:41:44 AM
David, your movie did puss out...
by The Tao of Joe
Mar 13th, 2009
06:41:59 AM
They fought to make this movie. Yeah right
by theplant
Mar 13th, 2009
06:45:05 AM
Oh, and I love how David admits that the film raped us.
by The Tao of Joe
Mar 13th, 2009
06:48:12 AM
Hate this movie all you want
by mukhtabi
Mar 13th, 2009
07:11:04 AM
It's so sad...
by WavingFlagsInSpace
Mar 13th, 2009
07:13:17 AM
The value of balls...
by The Tao of Joe
Mar 13th, 2009
07:15:58 AM
"Trust me. You'll come back, eventually. Just like Sally."
by DonnaDarko
Mar 13th, 2009
07:26:06 AM
Right on, Donna
by The Tao of Joe
Mar 13th, 2009
07:27:45 AM
UHH...HOLY FUCKING SHIT
by ScottinDC
Mar 13th, 2009
07:36:20 AM
Donna,
by GaiustheBrave
Mar 13th, 2009
07:37:20 AM
WAAHHH!!! P-P--puh-leeeze...
by Kid Z
Mar 13th, 2009
07:44:36 AM
You are Solid Snake
by T 1000 xp professional
Mar 13th, 2009
07:50:25 AM
Diox
by The Tao of Joe
Mar 13th, 2009
08:03:47 AM
Thank you BillboeFett...
by Redbox Vacation
Mar 13th, 2009
08:17:05 AM
They change great stories, just to be commercial.
by Mentok
Mar 13th, 2009
08:24:04 AM
Who Is Watching The Watchmen? No, really. Who?
by Snake Foreskin
Mar 13th, 2009
08:25:04 AM
Two weeks till it's released in Japan
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Mar 13th, 2009
08:34:03 AM
Jackie Earl Haley Gotta Eat! When is his E! True Hollywood Story
by Snake Foreskin
Mar 13th, 2009
08:34:49 AM
desperate much?
by vaudeville villain
Mar 13th, 2009
08:35:18 AM
All My Comic Fan Friends Loved It
by LaserPants
Mar 13th, 2009
08:42:39 AM
Kubrick
by OptimusCrime
Mar 13th, 2009
08:49:20 AM
"But I'm not saying it for money"
by Yoda's Ball Sack
Mar 13th, 2009
08:54:50 AM
It seems
by Jax
Mar 13th, 2009
08:55:17 AM
Well, I f***ing dare you to say any one of those things about th
by Yoda's Ball Sack
Mar 13th, 2009
08:55:46 AM
"Please go see the movie again next weekend."
by Yoda's Ball Sack
Mar 13th, 2009
08:59:38 AM
This movie will make millions...on DVD or Blu ray.
by terquick
Mar 13th, 2009
09:00:04 AM
Tasteless, vulgar, and desperate.
by Yoda's Ball Sack
Mar 13th, 2009
09:07:12 AM
Yeah, Hayter's line about Sally makes me want to
by NinjaRap
Mar 13th, 2009
09:08:16 AM
The more I think about it..
by STLost
Mar 13th, 2009
09:09:15 AM
Jax, jerseycajun
by HoraceS
Mar 13th, 2009
09:15:00 AM
Again, he's not asking everyone to see this again
by D.Vader
Mar 13th, 2009
09:15:59 AM
It rings true
by SpikeTBB
Mar 13th, 2009
09:17:23 AM
I paid 36 bucks to see it opening weekend
by Dr_James_Wilson
Mar 13th, 2009
09:18:52 AM
No Squid = No Sale
by TheJake
Mar 13th, 2009
09:20:10 AM
Hayter's a douche, but the movie deserves a second viewing
by SpyGuy
Mar 13th, 2009
09:22:05 AM
Why this Fanboy Shakes His Head
by Gbakernyc
Mar 13th, 2009
09:22:40 AM
Howzabout this?
by Kabukiman
Mar 13th, 2009
09:29:05 AM
WTF?
by HoboCode
Mar 13th, 2009
09:30:32 AM
"must be read...more than once...faintest grip.."
by FleshMachine
Mar 13th, 2009
09:35:01 AM
I'm watching it again, in IMAX
by Chagui
Mar 13th, 2009
09:37:02 AM
"Apocalypse Now? Blade Runner? Kubrick,"
by FleshMachine
Mar 13th, 2009
09:37:35 AM
Delusions of Grandeur much??
by FleshMachine
Mar 13th, 2009
09:40:52 AM
"All this time, you’ve been waiting for a director who.....
by harrys_site_sucks
Mar 13th, 2009
09:41:09 AM
Does it make some of you feel big to talk shit?
by TheLastCleric
Mar 13th, 2009
09:41:20 AM
Now re-read it in the voice of Solid Snake.
by Fawst
Mar 13th, 2009
09:42:46 AM
"made by fans, for fans". thats the problem
by FleshMachine
Mar 13th, 2009
09:43:07 AM
"behind the first two X-Men films "
by FleshMachine
Mar 13th, 2009
09:44:23 AM
HoraceS: no perfect works of art???
by FleshMachine
Mar 13th, 2009
09:48:09 AM
Wow - Just Wow
by SagaciousPenguin
Mar 13th, 2009
09:49:45 AM
This could backfire on Hayter
by WizardandGlass
Mar 13th, 2009
09:50:51 AM
SagaciousPenguin
by FleshMachine
Mar 13th, 2009
09:54:41 AM
I f***ing dare you to say any one of those things about this mov
by catlettuce4
Mar 13th, 2009
09:55:35 AM
HoraceS
by Jax
Mar 13th, 2009
09:57:30 AM
D.Vader
by Jax
Mar 13th, 2009
09:59:17 AM
Fuck you perfectionist/hater/whiners...
by DoctorWho?
Mar 13th, 2009
10:03:23 AM
TheLastCleric
by Jax
Mar 13th, 2009
10:04:52 AM
the ending was a MASSIVE Hollywood puss-out.
by FleshMachine
Mar 13th, 2009
10:05:13 AM
"Please watch my movie........"
by jarjarmessiah
Mar 13th, 2009
10:05:27 AM
Jax
by HoraceS
Mar 13th, 2009
10:07:52 AM
There just aren't enough GOOD superhero flicks.
by JDanielP
Mar 13th, 2009
10:10:44 AM
Condescending
by Coma Baby
Mar 13th, 2009
10:11:52 AM
God some of you people are so stupid.
by FluffyUnbound
Mar 13th, 2009
10:12:02 AM
Seen it 3 times already...
by Squidgy_Faced_Vigilante
Mar 13th, 2009
10:15:02 AM
This film is vulgar, boring and lacks balls AND intelligence
by kungfugazi
Mar 13th, 2009
10:16:56 AM
Got tired of looking at the blue guy's schlong!
by Nesstar
Mar 13th, 2009
10:19:23 AM
THE DARK KNIGHT a 9.5,...WATCHMEN & IRON MAN a 9.0
by JDanielP
Mar 13th, 2009
10:19:45 AM
This requires a 2nd viewing
by Magnum Opus
Mar 13th, 2009
10:21:50 AM
HoraceS
by Jax
Mar 13th, 2009
10:21:54 AM
FluffyUnbound
by FleshMachine
Mar 13th, 2009
10:23:32 AM
FleshMachine
by Jax
Mar 13th, 2009
10:26:06 AM
The box office demise of this movie was wholly predictable
by I am_NOTREAL
Mar 13th, 2009
10:29:47 AM
David Hayter, based on your letter I will not see it again this
by Leafar the Lost
Mar 13th, 2009
10:35:19 AM
Nerds can't see the forest thru the trees.
by riskebiz
Mar 13th, 2009
10:35:36 AM
So we can have MORE pretentious, overrated shit? No thanks.
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Mar 13th, 2009
10:40:38 AM
"Please go see the movie again next weekend."
by Yoda's Ball Sack
Mar 13th, 2009
10:41:19 AM
Props to OldHat and NiteWatchman
by micturatingbenjamin
Mar 13th, 2009
10:42:02 AM
"You want a Watchmen movie with fart jokes? "
by Yoda's Ball Sack
Mar 13th, 2009
10:43:48 AM
micturatingbenjamin: Comedian follow-upmedian follow-up
by mbeemer
Mar 13th, 2009
10:43:53 AM
"you paid to fuck Alan Moore in the ass."
by Yoda's Ball Sack
Mar 13th, 2009
10:47:55 AM
I'm gonna watch this a second and maybe a third time...
by Motoko Kusanagi
Mar 13th, 2009
10:49:09 AM
"He made 2001; you wrote The Scorpion King."
by FleshMachine
Mar 13th, 2009
10:53:04 AM
Seen it twice
by blimblambloo
Mar 13th, 2009
10:55:05 AM
Cheeky fucker
by chuffsterUK
Mar 13th, 2009
10:56:09 AM
Tool Box of Historic Proporotions
by karterhol
Mar 13th, 2009
11:01:08 AM
Saw it... hurm
by Capn Canucklehead
Mar 13th, 2009
11:08:52 AM
Mixed feelings about this letter
by BobParr
Mar 13th, 2009
11:11:40 AM
If Snake says so
by shaft478
Mar 13th, 2009
11:12:01 AM
Hey Beemer..and Yoda
by micturatingbenjamin
Mar 13th, 2009
11:12:18 AM
OR you could go see Race to Witch Mountain.
by Jawa 007
Mar 13th, 2009
11:13:27 AM
Go to Hell Hayter!!
by The_joker
Mar 13th, 2009
11:26:08 AM
They should release an PG-13 version for the kids!!!
by Bob Cryptonight
Mar 13th, 2009
11:29:24 AM

by brownbuffalo
Mar 13th, 2009
11:36:41 AM
Who watches the assholes?
by brownbuffalo
Mar 13th, 2009
11:41:21 AM
More stupidity
by FluffyUnbound
Mar 13th, 2009
11:42:15 AM
This Talkback Will Become Epic!
by JackLucas
Mar 13th, 2009
11:42:30 AM
And Fleshmachine, I don't expect you to read anything at all
by FluffyUnbound
Mar 13th, 2009
11:44:45 AM
Jax... You are blind in your own snobbery
by Redbox Vacation
Mar 13th, 2009
11:45:23 AM
Sally Comparison...not too good
by LP421
Mar 13th, 2009
11:59:23 AM
Some of you guys seem really angry...
by Darth Macchio
Mar 13th, 2009
12:07:34 PM
Starship Troopers: Marauder
by zinc_chameleon
Mar 13th, 2009
12:14:56 PM
Jax, FluffyUnbound
by HoraceS
Mar 13th, 2009
12:16:46 PM
What is wrong with you people?
by TedKordLives
Mar 13th, 2009
12:24:39 PM
I'm seeing it again today
by BillboeFett
Mar 13th, 2009
12:26:57 PM
TedKordLives is right.
by HoraceS
Mar 13th, 2009
12:31:25 PM
NO ONE WATCHES THE WATCHMEN
by theplant
Mar 13th, 2009
12:35:59 PM
BendersShinyAss
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 13th, 2009
12:44:45 PM
imax vs regular screening
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 13th, 2009
12:47:54 PM
If it's in the book, it's in the movie
by AlwaysThere
Mar 13th, 2009
12:48:02 PM
Redbox Vacation
by Jax
Mar 13th, 2009
12:49:17 PM
If it's in the book, it's in the movie
by AlwaysThere
Mar 13th, 2009
12:49:40 PM
one more thing on the violence...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 13th, 2009
12:50:59 PM
How Low Can Dave Hayter go?
by misterk360
Mar 13th, 2009
12:51:00 PM
he isnt begging you to see it...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 13th, 2009
12:54:06 PM
Gore, Violence, and Sex
by Jax
Mar 13th, 2009
12:55:02 PM
Watchmen Needed The Death Of An Actor
by PITCHPERFECT
Mar 13th, 2009
12:55:08 PM
Oh yes he is...
by misterk360
Mar 13th, 2009
01:04:13 PM
Thanks, HoraceS
by TedKordLives
Mar 13th, 2009
01:07:31 PM
misterk360
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 13th, 2009
01:12:57 PM
He was one of 2 guyvers
by ulyboy
Mar 13th, 2009
01:14:04 PM
so forced rape is good?
by ZO
Mar 13th, 2009
01:15:14 PM
TedKordLives
by HoraceS
Mar 13th, 2009
01:21:59 PM
The future of cinema and geek film....
by Darth Macchio
Mar 13th, 2009
01:24:24 PM
Solid Snake cries because the movie is a flop
by ominus
Mar 13th, 2009
01:25:17 PM
Jax...
by Redbox Vacation
Mar 13th, 2009
01:26:06 PM
DAVID, WRITE METAL GEAR ALREADY!
by Chutch
Mar 13th, 2009
01:37:01 PM
Cult Classic
by Sirmausalot
Mar 13th, 2009
01:38:01 PM
When you an OK film, you only get an OK box office
by The Lonely Dachshund
Mar 13th, 2009
01:38:26 PM
Jax, art has always been a product.
by TheLastCleric
Mar 13th, 2009
01:39:02 PM
DAVID, DON'T WRITE METAL GEAR
by BILLCLINTONS_CUMSTAIN
Mar 13th, 2009
01:46:08 PM
What the fuck is this shit about it being a "flop"...
by Ravetin
Mar 13th, 2009
01:53:54 PM
Ravetin...
by Motoko Kusanagi
Mar 13th, 2009
01:59:04 PM
I've seen it 3 times already. It is a masterpiece.
by antonphd
Mar 13th, 2009
02:07:11 PM
The Lonely Dachshund
by Redbox Vacation
Mar 13th, 2009
02:12:45 PM
The Lonely Dachshund
by antonphd
Mar 13th, 2009
02:13:54 PM
The Lonely Dachshund
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 13th, 2009
02:14:06 PM
Of course we'll see another daring film.
by MontyPigeon
Mar 13th, 2009
02:15:48 PM
opinions are like assholes
by Dijjot
Mar 13th, 2009
02:19:07 PM
Remember King Kong 2005?
by zinc_chameleon
Mar 13th, 2009
02:22:23 PM
I Do Remember King Kong 2005!
by LaserPants
Mar 13th, 2009
02:24:50 PM
why is any woman drawn to violent alpha men?...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 13th, 2009
02:26:06 PM
Redbox Vacation
by The Lonely Dachshund
Mar 13th, 2009
02:30:36 PM
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Fantastic Four, Punisher, Dar
by Stabby
Mar 13th, 2009
02:31:21 PM
people
by Dijjot
Mar 13th, 2009
02:33:25 PM
mabye Hayters next script...
by Dr.DirtyD
Mar 13th, 2009
02:35:19 PM
LastCleric
by TedKordLives
Mar 13th, 2009
02:38:23 PM
"Just like Sally"
by Dominic-Vobiscum
Mar 13th, 2009
02:38:40 PM
Man this Awful
by HermesTrismestigus
Mar 13th, 2009
02:38:53 PM
hurm
by Dijjot
Mar 13th, 2009
02:39:03 PM
have shedding?
by Dominic-Vobiscum
Mar 13th, 2009
02:39:54 PM

by Dijjot
Mar 13th, 2009
02:42:30 PM
JimmyJoe - Women LOVE Men Who Treat Them Like Shit
by LaserPants
Mar 13th, 2009
02:43:40 PM
JimmyJoe RedSky
by The Lonely Dachshund
Mar 13th, 2009
02:45:38 PM
dioxholster
by Redbox Vacation
Mar 13th, 2009
02:46:25 PM
Damn You Talkback
by ulyboy
Mar 13th, 2009
02:46:39 PM
Watchmen Flop=UNepic WWZ
by Jacen_Dark
Mar 13th, 2009
02:47:42 PM
Tell me about it.
by TedKordLives
Mar 13th, 2009
02:50:29 PM
Jesus Christ, Jacen...
by Ravetin
Mar 13th, 2009
02:51:19 PM
Oh, and the problem with watchmen is......
by ulyboy
Mar 13th, 2009
02:58:31 PM
Ravetin...
by Jacen_Dark
Mar 13th, 2009
03:04:20 PM
Ulyboy
by TedKordLives
Mar 13th, 2009
03:11:30 PM
LaserPants - i was being rhetorical...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 13th, 2009
03:18:10 PM
Dear David Hayter,
by leela17
Mar 13th, 2009
03:23:23 PM
Goddamn, the more I think about the WWZ flick...
by Ravetin
Mar 13th, 2009
03:25:47 PM
IMAX penis
by Dominic-Vobiscum
Mar 13th, 2009
03:26:48 PM
Blue penis
by Jax
Mar 13th, 2009
03:40:27 PM
I get it! He's being postmodern!
by Franco Begbie
Mar 13th, 2009
03:41:34 PM
good luck selling americans on an anti american story
by warrenE33
Mar 13th, 2009
03:58:14 PM
SNAKE?!? SNAAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEE?!?
by MrMysteryGuest
Mar 13th, 2009
04:07:33 PM
These talkbacks need thumbs up/down rating
by warrenE33
Mar 13th, 2009
04:07:39 PM
Hayter actually did write a Metal Gear script...
by Ravetin
Mar 13th, 2009
04:09:31 PM
Where do we go from here?
by BADBOYBROM HC
Mar 13th, 2009
04:10:04 PM
dioxholster
by LaserPants
Mar 13th, 2009
04:15:11 PM
flat
by goldenage
Mar 13th, 2009
04:18:01 PM
loved it
by mfcorleone
Mar 13th, 2009
04:21:55 PM
ahaha STABBY
by mfcorleone
Mar 13th, 2009
04:26:40 PM
I'm just waiting for the spin-off medical series - MANHATTAN, M.
by brokentusk
Mar 13th, 2009
04:27:59 PM
That should read "MANHATTAN, M.D."
by brokentusk
Mar 13th, 2009
04:28:38 PM
brokentusk
by Redbox Vacation
Mar 13th, 2009
04:32:33 PM
Hayter Knows Watchmen...
by Atkinson
Mar 13th, 2009
04:35:15 PM
Atkinson
by mfcorleone
Mar 13th, 2009
04:38:38 PM
Oh, and one more thing...
by Atkinson
Mar 13th, 2009
04:39:36 PM
What the fuck is this
by TopHat
Mar 13th, 2009
04:40:45 PM
Mfcorleone
by Atkinson
Mar 13th, 2009
04:41:16 PM
Nipples on batsuit...Indiana nuked in fridge...Big Blue Dong
by TheRealMikeJames
Mar 13th, 2009
04:49:43 PM
TopHat
by mfcorleone
Mar 13th, 2009
04:54:36 PM
LaserPants
by menstrual_blitz
Mar 13th, 2009
04:57:34 PM
TopHat
by mfcorleone
Mar 13th, 2009
04:58:10 PM
Damn you, mfcorleone...
by TopHat
Mar 13th, 2009
05:14:59 PM
Of Course Not ALL Women, Menstrual Blitz
by LaserPants
Mar 13th, 2009
05:19:06 PM
LaserPants
by Dapper Swindler
Mar 13th, 2009
05:29:04 PM
Mmmmm... bite me.
by Iowa Snot Client
Mar 13th, 2009
05:38:33 PM
I might see it again
by Mattyboy122
Mar 13th, 2009
05:39:10 PM
I'll stop being self-righteous
by menstrual_blitz
Mar 13th, 2009
05:43:53 PM
iowa snot client
by mfcorleone
Mar 13th, 2009
05:45:30 PM
just saw the movie
by ninja_dynamite
Mar 13th, 2009
05:47:57 PM
ninja_dynamyte
by brobdingnag
Mar 13th, 2009
05:57:19 PM
RAVETIN, IF KOJIMA SAN HAD ANY SENSE...
by J-Dizzle
Mar 13th, 2009
05:59:26 PM
mfcorleone
by Iowa Snot Client
Mar 13th, 2009
06:11:11 PM
Squid + Jenny Garner as Silk = Classic
by jonsnow
Mar 13th, 2009
06:19:19 PM
Good job, David
by Col. Tigh-Fighter
Mar 13th, 2009
06:22:44 PM
WATCHMEN pwns teh suk.
by the_Man_of_Stool
Mar 13th, 2009
06:26:15 PM
brobdingnag
by ninja_dynamite
Mar 13th, 2009
06:37:38 PM
I hate the "fans"
by poddie
Mar 13th, 2009
07:15:02 PM
poddie
by the_Man_of_Stool
Mar 13th, 2009
07:28:24 PM
the_Man_of_Stool
by Dominic-Vobiscum
Mar 13th, 2009
07:38:55 PM
Dom
by the_Man_of_Stool
Mar 13th, 2009
07:41:49 PM
SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME
by timmer33
Mar 13th, 2009
07:45:41 PM
SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME
by timmer33
Mar 13th, 2009
07:45:42 PM
warrenE33 - you nailed it
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 13th, 2009
08:41:38 PM
timmer33
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 13th, 2009
08:46:41 PM
Timmer33 - Rorshach's Mask
by phaedrus007
Mar 13th, 2009
09:08:01 PM
JimmyJoe RedSky
by timmer33
Mar 13th, 2009
09:12:04 PM
Phaedrus
by timmer33
Mar 13th, 2009
09:14:53 PM
Timmer
by phaedrus007
Mar 13th, 2009
09:17:23 PM
The Book was better
by Sirmausalot
Mar 13th, 2009
09:51:44 PM
timmer33
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 13th, 2009
10:04:52 PM
man my typos are getting worse
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 13th, 2009
10:05:28 PM
Thanks Jimmy
by timmer33
Mar 13th, 2009
10:19:48 PM
ninja_dynamite
by brobdingnag
Mar 13th, 2009
10:45:55 PM
TOO AUTHENTIC!!! WINO!!!
by Ye Not Guilty
Mar 13th, 2009
11:02:38 PM
Not the obnoxious "open letter" we need...
by JuntMonkey
Mar 13th, 2009
11:04:39 PM
OK, You Got Me!
by emvan
Mar 13th, 2009
11:11:42 PM
Thank God - It's All Over ...
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Mar 13th, 2009
11:38:09 PM
Brobdingnag what?
by imagin78
Mar 13th, 2009
11:45:32 PM
@phaedrus007
by Dominic-Vobiscum
Mar 13th, 2009
11:52:31 PM
Laughable
by OldGoy
Mar 14th, 2009
12:04:34 AM
ThusSpakeSpymunk
by Jax
Mar 14th, 2009
12:24:21 AM
In all fairness though...
by veebeeyes
Mar 14th, 2009
01:07:41 AM
yeah...
by SunTzu77
Mar 14th, 2009
01:21:19 AM
Movies should never be made by fans
by chien_sale
Mar 14th, 2009
02:14:44 AM
From what the reviews say,
by krylite
Mar 14th, 2009
02:19:51 AM
YO DAVE!!
by Superzerotwo
Mar 14th, 2009
02:22:48 AM
just want to add
by krylite
Mar 14th, 2009
02:25:13 AM
71% drop.
by alice 13
Mar 14th, 2009
02:41:47 AM
No Squid might not equal Galactus is a cloud.
by kirttrik
Mar 14th, 2009
04:09:31 AM
No Squid might not equal Galactus is a cloud.
by kirttrik
Mar 14th, 2009
04:09:57 AM
This Movie Was Good.
by Crow3711
Mar 14th, 2009
08:55:33 AM
To Solid Snake:
by Stalkeye
Mar 14th, 2009
09:19:22 AM
Saw it last night
by jdb1972
Mar 14th, 2009
09:46:07 AM
Yeah, Snyder's claim...
by Kid Z
Mar 14th, 2009
09:55:39 AM
And sorry, I'm in a rant kinda mood today...
by Kid Z
Mar 14th, 2009
10:07:30 AM
blue penis
by rodneyfaile
Mar 14th, 2009
10:18:10 AM
WEMAX
by xile1c
Mar 14th, 2009
10:59:29 AM
He did it. He did it!
by Stalin vs Predator
Mar 14th, 2009
11:06:54 AM
YOU GO poddie
by xile1c
Mar 14th, 2009
11:07:33 AM
Kid Z
by Thunderbolt Ross
Mar 14th, 2009
11:13:53 AM
chien_sale - stupid statement...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 14th, 2009
11:28:52 AM
5mil...Number 3 behind Race to Witch and Last House...
by blackmantis
Mar 14th, 2009
11:46:12 AM
I saw it twice and...
by elvenblade
Mar 14th, 2009
12:26:53 PM
Honestly...
by Interficium
Mar 14th, 2009
12:35:32 PM
blackmantis - what do the numbers prove?...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 14th, 2009
12:44:02 PM
The numbers prove the movie is a flop...
by blackmantis
Mar 14th, 2009
12:52:29 PM
Bjornegar - the movie is challenging...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 14th, 2009
12:53:34 PM
blackmantis - by what standard?...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 14th, 2009
12:55:16 PM
macdonalds makes billions selling crappy food
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 14th, 2009
12:56:49 PM
I loved it!
by Dazzler69
Mar 14th, 2009
01:05:03 PM
Boucher at the LA times got it right
by Interficium
Mar 14th, 2009
01:12:10 PM
so the giant squid
by alice 13
Mar 14th, 2009
01:21:18 PM
It flopped by the standard Hayter wanted to achieve with his let
by blackmantis
Mar 14th, 2009
01:28:23 PM
Hayter cried, "Save us!" We whispered, "No."
by youridol
Mar 14th, 2009
02:20:05 PM
71% drop at best
by JuanSanchez
Mar 14th, 2009
02:25:11 PM
David Hayter is the man.
by Evangelion217
Mar 14th, 2009
02:35:58 PM
the dark knight wasnt challenging
by Evangelion217
Mar 14th, 2009
02:40:57 PM
Ozymandias is villainous from the moment we see him.
by Evangelion217
Mar 14th, 2009
02:42:08 PM
Moore really can't write women
by Evangelion217
Mar 14th, 2009
02:49:55 PM
on a side note: regarding Kubrick
by Ray Gamma
Mar 14th, 2009
02:56:18 PM
Well, This Looks to Be It, Folks...
by DeeJay
Mar 14th, 2009
02:58:22 PM
Evangelion...
by DeeJay
Mar 14th, 2009
03:10:19 PM
Where are the black-boxes?
by phaedrus007
Mar 14th, 2009
03:21:16 PM
i saw it twice as well.
by Warcraft
Mar 14th, 2009
03:30:16 PM
Thunderbolt...
by Kid Z
Mar 14th, 2009
03:42:42 PM
On Ozy being villanous
by Subtlety
Mar 14th, 2009
04:01:50 PM
Saw it again today
by MY_BLUE_PENIS
Mar 14th, 2009
04:09:08 PM
Watchmen BO off a whopping 78%.
by Kid Z
Mar 14th, 2009
04:09:12 PM
Watchmen BO off a whopping 78%.
by Kid Z
Mar 14th, 2009
04:10:03 PM
"David Spayde's taller, gayer brother."
by Kid Z
Mar 14th, 2009
04:11:30 PM
Subtlety...
by DeeJay
Mar 14th, 2009
04:19:22 PM
It definitely reeks of competitors in here
by Ray Gamma
Mar 14th, 2009
04:25:09 PM
Kid Z....
by MY_BLUE_PENIS
Mar 14th, 2009
04:30:43 PM
Ray Gamma...
by DeeJay
Mar 14th, 2009
04:33:23 PM
Blue...
by DeeJay
Mar 14th, 2009
04:39:19 PM
the weird thing is
by Subtlety
Mar 14th, 2009
04:47:34 PM
Necgray...
by DeeJay
Mar 14th, 2009
04:49:18 PM
DeeJay
by Ray Gamma
Mar 14th, 2009
04:49:51 PM
Hancock did pretty well
by lockesbrokenleg
Mar 14th, 2009
04:56:40 PM
I'm enjoying the FUCK YOU NERDS comments
by kirttrik
Mar 14th, 2009
04:58:05 PM
My guess is..
by kirttrik
Mar 14th, 2009
05:01:14 PM
Witness the new eminem
by pleasebanme
Mar 14th, 2009
05:11:43 PM
last thought on Ozy and Snyder
by Subtlety
Mar 14th, 2009
05:22:09 PM
Never heard of Watchmen before this movie
by lockesbrokenleg
Mar 14th, 2009
05:24:04 PM
Never heard of Watchmen before this movie²
by MattInTheHat
Mar 14th, 2009
05:58:20 PM
Never heard of Watchmen before this movie³
by MattInTheHat
Mar 14th, 2009
06:02:05 PM
I finally saw the movie this afternoon, and . . .
by Royston Lodge
Mar 14th, 2009
06:06:01 PM
Kirttrik & Ray
by DeeJay
Mar 14th, 2009
06:15:10 PM
Other minor issues that didn't really bother me . . .
by Royston Lodge
Mar 14th, 2009
06:16:37 PM
Too bad
by Jax
Mar 14th, 2009
07:00:04 PM
Royston
by phaedrus007
Mar 14th, 2009
07:12:53 PM
necgray
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 14th, 2009
07:50:24 PM
BALZACS_BALLSAC
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 14th, 2009
07:53:08 PM
NEEDED GIANT ROBOTS.
by Sal_Bando
Mar 14th, 2009
08:15:32 PM
For a dude who was lead in Guyver 2
by F-1000
Mar 14th, 2009
08:18:45 PM
5 million on Friday; down 78%.
by Redmond
Mar 14th, 2009
08:58:42 PM
I know what it is, it's David Lynche's DUNE
by kirttrik
Mar 14th, 2009
09:42:43 PM
Royston Lodge, I feel your pain
by kirttrik
Mar 14th, 2009
09:48:06 PM
Wife and I just re-watched in IMAX
by Oknight
Mar 14th, 2009
11:15:09 PM
.....Hey!
by DJB
Mar 14th, 2009
11:22:00 PM
I think what we all learned from this experience
by Dapper Swindler
Mar 15th, 2009
12:00:40 AM
A SURVEILLANCE CAMERA!?
by The Amazing G
Mar 15th, 2009
12:03:48 AM
Congratulations idiots
by HoraceS
Mar 15th, 2009
12:25:09 AM
TallBoy66
by HoraceS
Mar 15th, 2009
12:32:43 AM
Is this a gag letter?
by Redmond
Mar 15th, 2009
12:42:22 AM
Funny People write on here
by halowiscious
Mar 15th, 2009
12:46:29 AM
halowiscious
by HoraceS
Mar 15th, 2009
12:58:59 AM
necgray - get over your bitter tiny self
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 15th, 2009
12:59:44 AM
necgray - tdk is very different than watchmen
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 15th, 2009
01:10:53 AM
necgray...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 15th, 2009
01:37:57 AM
Yeah, and I'm not gonna watch the Rock movie either.
by veebeeyes
Mar 15th, 2009
01:52:12 AM
necgray
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 15th, 2009
03:16:11 AM
and, for the record....
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 15th, 2009
03:21:13 AM
WATCHMEN is one of the worst films of 2009...
by BadWaldo s Revenge
Mar 15th, 2009
04:17:33 AM
BoxOffice misery - No one listened to the Hayter
by JackRabbitSlim
Mar 15th, 2009
05:29:08 AM
I saw a lot of people walk out the theater
by ganymede3010
Mar 15th, 2009
06:08:25 AM
just read the watchmen 'novel'
by ballymoremonty
Mar 15th, 2009
08:02:26 AM
Who called it folks?
by Dancingforever
Mar 15th, 2009
08:05:21 AM
Movie ending was better.
by Knugen
Mar 15th, 2009
08:28:25 AM
FUCKING WHINERS
by PTSDPete
Mar 15th, 2009
08:41:28 AM
Ignoramuses
by gregmeister
Mar 15th, 2009
08:49:10 AM
honestly, why is it such a big deal...
by The Amazing G
Mar 15th, 2009
09:01:13 AM
They didn't "puss out," but they muffed it.
by wookie1972
Mar 15th, 2009
09:23:17 AM
The Amazing G
by wookie1972
Mar 15th, 2009
09:31:57 AM
The Amazing G
by wookie1972
Mar 15th, 2009
09:32:02 AM
I think this is the start of a fanboy backlash
by wookie1972
Mar 15th, 2009
09:41:51 AM
Knuge: The movie ending is better?!?!
by Royston Lodge
Mar 15th, 2009
10:41:59 AM
You ARE average film goers.
by Jax
Mar 15th, 2009
11:09:18 AM
"wild hogs" was a hit - the masses like crap
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 15th, 2009
12:25:18 PM
Sector_11374265
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 15th, 2009
12:32:40 PM
Jax - you got it backwards
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 15th, 2009
12:37:35 PM
The problem was this movie was over-marketed.
by ganymede3010
Mar 15th, 2009
12:43:08 PM
I actually enjoyed the ending.
by ganymede3010
Mar 15th, 2009
12:46:13 PM
No, the masses like honest movies
by theplant
Mar 15th, 2009
01:41:20 PM
PS if you compare Watchmen with Blade Runner
by theplant
Mar 15th, 2009
01:43:45 PM
Hollywood is populated by poisonous, horrible cunts
by Ray Gamma
Mar 15th, 2009
02:25:07 PM
I would have seen Watchmen for a second time.....
by Yoda's Ball Sack
Mar 15th, 2009
02:51:52 PM
Can you smell what the rock is cookin'? More shitty movies.
by Yoda's Ball Sack
Mar 15th, 2009
02:53:01 PM
Rowdy.
by micturatingbenjamin
Mar 15th, 2009
03:06:02 PM
Just Got Back From My Second Viewing
by LaserPants
Mar 15th, 2009
03:08:19 PM
Wowwwwwwwwwww....18M in it's second weekend.
by Sal_Bando
Mar 15th, 2009
03:24:59 PM
A Simple Review of Watchmen.
by micturatingbenjamin
Mar 15th, 2009
03:33:29 PM
And to prove my points above...
by Ray Gamma
Mar 15th, 2009
03:42:41 PM
to quote the great thinker "RowdyRoddyStripper" above
by Ray Gamma
Mar 15th, 2009
03:46:09 PM
Second viewing... appreciated more.
by Fenrisulfr
Mar 15th, 2009
03:47:00 PM
Malin Akerman
by micturatingbenjamin
Mar 15th, 2009
03:51:39 PM
JimmyJoe RedSky
by wookie1972
Mar 15th, 2009
04:04:51 PM
Just watched the opening titles online again...
by wookie1972
Mar 15th, 2009
04:10:32 PM
Bladerunner? Kubrick? Are you kidding me?
by strosmer
Mar 15th, 2009
04:22:17 PM
balzacs
by wookie1972
Mar 15th, 2009
04:26:56 PM
Paul Blart: Mallcop > Watchmen
by OBESE_WAN_KENOBI
Mar 15th, 2009
04:39:28 PM
Journey to the Center of the Earth>Hellboy Too
by Sal_Bando
Mar 15th, 2009
04:45:51 PM
Strosmer
by wookie1972
Mar 15th, 2009
04:46:16 PM
Alan Moore seems to have been right. Once again.
by JackPumpkinhead
Mar 15th, 2009
05:06:23 PM
Oh, by the way, Hayter is not a writer.
by JackPumpkinhead
Mar 15th, 2009
05:12:00 PM
RowdyRoddyStripper
by Ray Gamma
Mar 15th, 2009
05:22:50 PM
NEEDS GIANT ROBOTS.
by Sal_Bando
Mar 15th, 2009
05:41:24 PM
Who watches Harry watching the Watchmen the second time?
by Yoda's Ball Sack
Mar 15th, 2009
05:43:57 PM
Alan Moore+Watchmen film=" I told you so."
by Yoda's Ball Sack
Mar 15th, 2009
05:56:02 PM
A huge shame this isnt getting appreciation
by dacanesta
Mar 15th, 2009
06:44:53 PM
"until you found some tracing paper alongside some issues of Wat
by Iowa Snot Client
Mar 15th, 2009
06:47:11 PM
Ray Gamma, i agree with everything you said, bravo
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 15th, 2009
07:57:03 PM
wookie1972
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 15th, 2009
08:10:10 PM
Finally seen it
by Pistachio_Wildebeest
Mar 15th, 2009
08:11:57 PM
My Blue... uh... WeeWee...
by Kid Z
Mar 15th, 2009
08:22:02 PM
Second viewings
by Dancingforever
Mar 15th, 2009
08:23:56 PM
But It Didn't Fail, It Did Okay
by LaserPants
Mar 15th, 2009
08:34:39 PM
David Hayter to blame for Watchman's box office failure!
by Leafar the Lost
Mar 15th, 2009
09:27:13 PM
Blade Runner
by jonsnow
Mar 16th, 2009
01:05:38 AM
Greengrass should have directed it
by theplant
Mar 16th, 2009
01:53:49 AM
Finally saw it...
by BurnHollywood
Mar 16th, 2009
03:46:14 AM
Might as well make it count...
by SenatorNado
Mar 16th, 2009
04:00:40 AM
Err...did somebody just hate on TANK GIRL?
by Motoko Kusanagi
Mar 16th, 2009
04:41:30 AM
And THANK FUCKING GAWD that Greengrass did not direct!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Mar 16th, 2009
04:43:44 AM
Dear Mr Hayter
by kwisatzhaderach
Mar 16th, 2009
05:08:18 AM
Err...the BO drop is 67%, not 73%.
by Motoko Kusanagi
Mar 16th, 2009
05:09:55 AM
Just saw it!
by Ghostball
Mar 16th, 2009
05:26:09 AM
Motoko
by kwisatzhaderach
Mar 16th, 2009
05:34:58 AM
$112,637,667 Worldwide Is A Failure?
by LaserPants
Mar 16th, 2009
05:38:47 AM
LaserPants I think they factor in exposure
by kikuchiyoboy
Mar 16th, 2009
06:01:39 AM
Are there any 'fancfic' sequels out there
by Ghostball
Mar 16th, 2009
06:56:03 AM
Maybe we dodged a bullet Zeddmore. Heh
by kikuchiyoboy
Mar 16th, 2009
07:19:10 AM
In the Wes Super Hero film the Daddy would
by kikuchiyoboy
Mar 16th, 2009
07:21:37 AM
Ghostball: There's no such thing as a fanfic worth reading
by chrth
Mar 16th, 2009
07:30:24 AM
chrth
by Ghostball
Mar 16th, 2009
07:56:16 AM
Ghostball
by son_of_ebert
Mar 16th, 2009
08:41:00 AM
$112,637,667 Worldwide for "Watchman" Is A Failure.
by Leafar the Lost
Mar 16th, 2009
08:52:33 AM
son_of_ebert
by Ghostball
Mar 16th, 2009
08:55:26 AM
I couldn't agree more Pistachio_Wildebeest
by harrys_site_sucks
Mar 16th, 2009
09:00:13 AM
Leafar the Lost
by Ghostball
Mar 16th, 2009
09:02:49 AM
harrys_site_sucks
by Ghostball
Mar 16th, 2009
09:16:07 AM
GHOSTBALL
by southafricanguy
Mar 16th, 2009
09:20:38 AM
Why make the movies if you all won't support them?
by Jack Parsons
Mar 16th, 2009
09:58:01 AM
And now, forevermore:
by Jack Parsons
Mar 16th, 2009
10:03:05 AM
Or maybe
by Jack Parsons
Mar 16th, 2009
10:05:52 AM
KID Z
by MY_BLUE_PENIS
Mar 16th, 2009
10:13:45 AM
That should read "say" penis....
by MY_BLUE_PENIS
Mar 16th, 2009
10:17:37 AM
Who the fuck cares about a 67% drop?
by Motoko Kusanagi
Mar 16th, 2009
10:40:58 AM
From Box Office Mojo
by JuanSanchez
Mar 16th, 2009
10:53:08 AM
You can't have it both ways
by Dancingforever
Mar 16th, 2009
11:07:13 AM
Worldwide Box Office...
by DeeJay
Mar 16th, 2009
11:15:09 AM
Even my wife (who liked "Mall Cop) liked TDK.
by Leafar the Lost
Mar 16th, 2009
11:18:16 AM
Man...
by TedKordLives
Mar 16th, 2009
11:39:02 AM
Does anyone think it ridiculous they spent so much on this?
by Subtlety
Mar 16th, 2009
11:59:48 AM
tdk is overrated
by maitlanr
Mar 16th, 2009
12:54:57 PM
subtlety right on
by maitlanr
Mar 16th, 2009
01:06:06 PM
I would see it a second time...
by mrfan
Mar 16th, 2009
01:39:23 PM
I didn't think Ackerman was that bad but
by kikuchiyoboy
Mar 16th, 2009
01:54:27 PM
WATCHMEN >TDK
by BurnHollywood
Mar 16th, 2009
07:20:25 PM
So how did the Comedian find out about Adrian's plot?
by Mattyboy122
Mar 16th, 2009
09:06:53 PM
Took a huge dip...
by SunTzu77
Mar 17th, 2009
05:56:23 AM
Again, I dont see how this came as a surprise to anyone.
by Subtlety
Mar 17th, 2009
06:47:00 PM
Saw it again on Sunday
by Immortal_Fish
Mar 17th, 2009
08:46:33 PM
Subtlety
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 18th, 2009
12:28:26 AM
fucking typos... damn you bourbon, straight to hell
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 18th, 2009
12:29:57 AM
im seeing it again this afternoon - cant wait
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 18th, 2009
12:31:35 AM
Jimmy
by Subtlety
Mar 18th, 2009
11:23:48 AM
Subtlety
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 18th, 2009
12:59:07 PM
well, might as well be the last one to post here
by Subtlety
Mar 19th, 2009
07:16:20 PM
Never say last post when Orcus is around
by Orcus
Mar 20th, 2009
08:58:22 AM
LAST
by Subtlety
Mar 20th, 2009
05:09:15 PM
Nothing's over, Subtlety
by The_Goddamn_Batman
Mar 22nd, 2009
07:45:14 AM
What he said
by Orcus
Mar 23rd, 2009
08:30:44 AM

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