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Will you be in Austin Sunday Night? Wanna see a little BRUNO?!?!?!

Published at:  Mar 12, 2009 5:05:10 PM CDT

Hey folks, Harry here... On the cusp of SXSW - just got out of an early afternoon screening of DUPLICITY, the theater had the faint scent of Tranny, but then Moriarty was there sitting behind me. The guy really has no shame. And I'm sure the McWeeny will be quite excited to hear that he'll also be in town when an over twenty minute segment of BRUNO will be playing at the ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE SOUTH beginning at 10:45pm this SUNDAY! Now - here's the deal... There will be multiple screens and possibly even MULTIPLE SHOWINGS of this footage. It is open to all that can get there.

So what am I offering? Well I have 60 seats to allocate to y'all - for the very first screen at 10:45pm that plays - Why is that so cool? Well, it's the only way that you could see this BRUNO presentation and still make the screening of DRAG ME TO HELL which starts at Midnight. NOW - this contest is for those 60 seats for the very first screening, which should help you get to that awesome midnighter. Your name will be on a special reserved list - to get in first. Got me? Good.

Send an email to: H K @ Aint It Cool.Com an email with the EXACT following subject line:

I am so GAY for BRUNO!

Include your full name and the full name of your guest. (singular). And I'll get the names up by Saturday. Very exciting, can't wait to take a little tease of BRUNO in and feel full to the rim!

Remember - you don't need to be on this list to get in. It's a free for all. SXSW badges and those without! So let your penis chain hang out your zipper and enjoy!



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  • Mar 12, 2009 5:08:15 PM CDT

    .....

    by harold-sherbort

    Wow.

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  • Mar 12, 2009 5:09:46 PM CDT

    Wait.

    by harold-sherbort

    You meant Brim right? Yeah, that's what you meant. For a second there I thought you said rim..........shit. You did.

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  • Mar 12, 2009 5:47:20 PM CDT

    How awkwardly gay

    by ricarleite

    20 mins, so it's 1/4 of the film, I suppose...

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  • Mar 12, 2009 5:56:11 PM CDT

    Harry makes no sense...

    by djamdjean

    Coming from a guy that hated Borat...not sure why you are excited one bit for Bruno. It's the same shit except he's playing a gay guy. Get off the bandwagon fat ass.

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  • Mar 12, 2009 5:57:06 PM CDT

    This film is going to be amazing

    by performingmonkey

    I love seeing people squirm around Bruno. All the middle Americans who hate 'fags' and hope they burn. I'm guessing there's gonna be a lot of that in this movie. I want to know how far Sacha went into character! Borat was amazing. This might even beat it.

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  • Mar 12, 2009 6:28:24 PM CDT

    I thought you meant Bruce Willis.

    by tonagan

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  • Mar 12, 2009 8:08:22 PM CDT

    Hmmm... Didn't Harry hate Borat?

    by darthpigman

    When Borat was nominated for the Best Screenplay oscar Harry wrote "FUCK THIS SHIT." Is the Bruno character that much funnier?

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  • Mar 12, 2009 8:12:42 PM CDT

    LESSIARTY *GACK* *GACK* *GACK*

    by stengah

    yeah those cock sucking noises. *gack*gack* 5 seconds later *SPLOOGE*. fags.

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  • Mar 12, 2009 9:25:33 PM CDT

    Bruce Willis and the Die Hard 4 debacle.

    by stuntcock mike

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  • Mar 12, 2009 9:44:05 PM CDT

    Why do I need to watch this?

    by seppukudkurosawa

    I live in Brighton...I see Brunos left, right and centre every time I walk down the street! (Not that there's anything wrong with that, mind).

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  • Mar 12, 2009 10:04:39 PM CDT

    Not Funny...

    by dannyglovers_dikkblood

    I use profanity and other clever techniques to arouse anger and resentment from others. I'm Dannyglovers_Dikkblood - aren't I clever?

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  • Mar 12, 2009 10:35:17 PM CDT

    So let your penis chain hang out your zipper and enjoy!

    by future help

    sigh. Harry, Harry, Harry.

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  • Mar 13, 2009 2:44:01 AM CDT

    By Odin's Wagging Blue Penis!

    by melvin_pelvis

    I shant be there!

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  • Mar 13, 2009 3:54:25 AM CDT

    IN SCIENCTIFIC TERMS

    by melvin_pelvis

    *wagging*
    One entry found.




    Main Entry: 1wag
    Pronunciation: \ˈwag\
    Function: verb
    Inflected Form(s): wagged; wag·ging
    Etymology: Middle English waggen; akin to Middle High German wacken to totter, Old English wegan to move — more at way
    Date: 13th century
    intransitive verb
    1: to be in motion : stir
    2: to move to and fro or up and down especially with quick jerky motions
    3: to move in chatter or gossip
    4archaic : depart
    5: waddle
    transitive verb
    1: to swing to and fro or up and down especially with quick jerky motions : switch ; specifically : to nod (the head) or shake (a finger) at (as in assent or mild reproof)
    2: to move (as the tongue) animatedly in conversation
    — wag·ger noun

    *Blue*
    THE COLOR BLUE!

    *Penis*
    The Scientific term for your wham-dang-doodle

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  • Mar 13, 2009 2:02:56 PM CDT

    Cohen exposes America

    by fitzcarraldo2

    as the repressive, repressed, bigot-infested redneck hell that much of it is.

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