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I am – Hercules!!

Comedy Central launches seven new episodes and says of tonight's installment, "The Ring":

THINKING IT’S HIS WAY INTO HER HEART AND OTHER BODY PARTS, KENNY TAKES HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND TO A JONAS BROTHERS CONCERT. HIS DREAM OF TAKING THEIR RELATIONSHIP TO THE NEXT LEVEL IS CRUSHED WHEN THE JONAS BROTHERS GIVE THEM PURITY RINGS.

Kenny is one randy 9-year-old.

10 p.m. Wednesday. Comedy Central.






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First
by Losteroo
Mar 11th, 2009
01:57:49 PM
third
by smiteboy
Mar 11th, 2009
02:05:58 PM
seems liek it's been forever since
by logicalnoise01
Mar 11th, 2009
02:13:04 PM
"Kenny is one randy 9-year-old"
by chrth
Mar 11th, 2009
02:15:18 PM
prediction
by howlermonkey
Mar 11th, 2009
02:17:04 PM
"Mou meam me mant muck?"
by skimn
Mar 11th, 2009
02:20:24 PM
I also thought that when they called the episode The Ring
by chrth
Mar 11th, 2009
02:36:38 PM
Howlermonkey
by skimn
Mar 11th, 2009
02:52:04 PM
Im not your pal, GUY!!
by DrBrianOblivion
Mar 11th, 2009
02:52:27 PM
Kenny needs to work hard to top "Major Boobage"
by SpyGuy
Mar 11th, 2009
02:56:51 PM
South Park Jonas Bros
by skimn
Mar 11th, 2009
03:00:57 PM
I'm not your guy, FRIEND
by ThomasServo
Mar 11th, 2009
03:02:28 PM
So is Star Trek pretty much just funding this whole site now?
by SomaShine
Mar 11th, 2009
03:20:49 PM
Oh, who is South Park slandering this week?
by lockesbrokenleg
Mar 11th, 2009
04:13:12 PM
Kenny
by BlindMessiah
Mar 11th, 2009
04:36:12 PM
I'm Not your friend, buddy!!
by wowsah156
Mar 11th, 2009
05:22:39 PM
skimn... remember the Christian Rock ep?
by jsarnold513
Mar 11th, 2009
05:45:39 PM
Isn't the Jonas Brothers a little too easy a target?
by rbatty024
Mar 11th, 2009
05:50:33 PM
The Jonas Brothers aren't edgy enough.
by Anakin Whoopass
Mar 11th, 2009
06:04:43 PM
Anakin and rbatty
by Darth_Tarantino
Mar 11th, 2009
06:07:52 PM
DerLanghaarige
by shodan6672
Mar 11th, 2009
06:56:56 PM
what will the twist be
by itrainmonkeys
Mar 11th, 2009
07:16:37 PM
I'm not your guy, BUDDY!
by YouKissTheWookie
Mar 11th, 2009
08:11:31 PM
the jonas brothers should be run the fuck out of town
by johnnylawless2
Mar 11th, 2009
08:15:39 PM
that said, Trey is going to tear them apart
by johnnylawless2
Mar 11th, 2009
08:18:00 PM
thing that bugged me most about last season
by phoenixmagida5th
Mar 11th, 2009
08:21:59 PM
A pleasant suprise...
by dj_bollocks
Mar 11th, 2009
08:46:04 PM
Anyone else going to be really sad when Trey Parker dies?
by TheMark
Mar 11th, 2009
08:46:37 PM
The Jonas Brothers ... Really?
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Mar 11th, 2009
09:07:16 PM
this episode is already funnier
by moondoggy2u
Mar 11th, 2009
09:09:11 PM
A purity ring!!! mwahahahaha!!!
by moondoggy2u
Mar 11th, 2009
09:11:14 PM
Tiny, Horny Children
by BlindMessiah
Mar 11th, 2009
09:13:10 PM
This shit is fuckin awesome
by Kenny_Fuckin_Powers
Mar 11th, 2009
09:15:19 PM
HA HA HA HA HA HA
by BlindMessiah
Mar 11th, 2009
09:16:58 PM
The mouse has to sell sex, ha ha.
by moondoggy2u
Mar 11th, 2009
09:18:15 PM
Goddamned Eisner Again!!!!
by moondoggy2u
Mar 11th, 2009
09:21:02 PM

by BlindMessiah
Mar 11th, 2009
09:28:45 PM
"Because Christians are fucking stupid!"
by Lashlarue
Mar 11th, 2009
09:30:36 PM
Oh no...
by Redmantle
Mar 11th, 2009
09:35:35 PM
Who the fuck are The Jonas Brothers?
by fiester
Mar 11th, 2009
09:43:35 PM
'fraid so, Feister
by moondoggy2u
Mar 11th, 2009
09:46:55 PM
err...icons
by moondoggy2u
Mar 11th, 2009
09:48:31 PM
LOL, they actually made me say, "exactly" out loud
by terry1978
Mar 11th, 2009
09:51:37 PM
Great Episode
by KevinMuller
Mar 11th, 2009
09:51:56 PM
disney probably going to sue, lol
by Gungan Slayer
Mar 11th, 2009
10:02:51 PM
I'm not your buddy, guy!
by tvs_frank
Mar 11th, 2009
10:13:31 PM
speaking of suing
by johnnylawless2
Mar 11th, 2009
10:17:11 PM
I'm not your guy, friend!
by moondoggy2u
Mar 11th, 2009
10:24:19 PM
That's more like it
by BauerJackBauer
Mar 11th, 2009
10:39:26 PM
Fiester
by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Mar 11th, 2009
10:55:06 PM
I'm not your friend, buddy.
by gotilk
Mar 11th, 2009
11:00:58 PM
No ****ing Bale
by MrD
Mar 11th, 2009
11:10:03 PM
ThusSpakeMySpunk
by NapoleonDynamite
Mar 11th, 2009
11:10:15 PM
Thank you, South Park
by Cobbio
Mar 11th, 2009
11:14:15 PM
I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY
by J-Dizzle
Mar 11th, 2009
11:43:17 PM

by ThusSpakeSpymunk
Mar 11th, 2009
11:45:20 PM
That was fantastic
by br1947
Mar 12th, 2009
12:23:12 AM
This episode did make me miss Chef tho...
by br1947
Mar 12th, 2009
12:26:39 AM
NapoleonDynamite
by BlindMessiah
Mar 12th, 2009
12:39:47 AM
I'M NOT YOUR GUY, BUDDY
by livahd
Mar 12th, 2009
12:41:12 AM
I'm not your buddy, pal
by moondoggy2u
Mar 12th, 2009
12:51:14 AM
I didn't know who they were either but
by Rufferto
Mar 12th, 2009
01:05:09 AM
And yes. They will get sued
by Rufferto
Mar 12th, 2009
01:06:53 AM
did they mention how the Jews
by Happy Boy
Mar 12th, 2009
01:12:57 AM
I also agree that this was about Disney
by Rufferto
Mar 12th, 2009
01:15:25 AM
Great episode...
by TheMarineBiologist
Mar 12th, 2009
01:24:11 AM
'they don't do any jewish material'
by Hercules
Mar 12th, 2009
01:27:30 AM
this episode's first concert audience
by readyoufool
Mar 12th, 2009
02:45:01 AM
First!
by fabiodeniro
Mar 12th, 2009
03:34:05 AM
RUSSELL BRAND ALREADY DID IT... in September
by ThomasPynchon
Mar 12th, 2009
05:49:46 AM
Thought
by Franklancer
Mar 12th, 2009
06:10:06 AM
I cracked up EVERY time Mickey Laughed.
by TylerDurden3395
Mar 12th, 2009
06:16:49 AM
I'm not your Pal, FRIEND!
by LlGHTST0RMER
Mar 12th, 2009
06:35:33 AM
I'm not your friend, GUY!
by moondoggy2u
Mar 12th, 2009
06:45:24 AM
the end is nigh?
by Bouncy X
Mar 12th, 2009
07:07:58 AM
Jonas Bros? Really?
by rbrog77
Mar 12th, 2009
07:14:03 AM
Oh...
by rbrog77
Mar 12th, 2009
07:14:43 AM
They killed Kenny, again
by Tindog42
Mar 12th, 2009
07:28:37 AM
Quite frankly, this episode blew my mind
by Prof. Pop-Cult
Mar 12th, 2009
07:31:59 AM
The last 5 minutes totally sealed this episode for me.
by Shut the Fuck up Donny
Mar 12th, 2009
07:46:58 AM
THIS JUST IN: Disney execs' heads simultanteously explode!
by SpyGuy
Mar 12th, 2009
08:25:17 AM
Sparks once performed on SNL????
by cptrios
Mar 12th, 2009
08:32:18 AM
'dont do any jewish material'
by chrth
Mar 12th, 2009
08:44:06 AM
Great episode!
by HorrorFan81
Mar 12th, 2009
09:10:09 AM
It was only a couple of weeks ago
by skimn
Mar 12th, 2009
09:10:50 AM
Kenny's Funeral
by Noles2828
Mar 12th, 2009
09:11:38 AM
Best episode ever!!!!
by harrys_site_sucks
Mar 12th, 2009
09:29:26 AM
Mickey growing....Dr. Manhattan reference?
by harrys_site_sucks
Mar 12th, 2009
09:34:57 AM
Jonas Bothers Concerts
by Cajunsblues
Mar 12th, 2009
09:40:27 AM
I'm sorry, did someone seriously say they "don't do Jewish mater
by password.swordfish
Mar 12th, 2009
10:35:19 AM
Happy Boy is clearly x-ian
by V'Shael
Mar 12th, 2009
10:38:37 AM
I'm not your compadre, CHUM.
by hector
Mar 12th, 2009
11:04:32 AM
Brilliant
by haywood
Mar 12th, 2009
11:18:38 AM
That was something of a return to form.
by Kid Idioteque
Mar 12th, 2009
11:32:24 AM
Lets all wish Happy Boy! Shabbat Shalom!!!
by ectobc
Mar 12th, 2009
11:42:07 AM
My only small gripe. . .
by jimmay
Mar 12th, 2009
11:47:13 AM
Mel Gibson is Jewish material
by Happy Boy
Mar 12th, 2009
12:12:38 PM
heh ectobc beat me to it
by Happy Boy
Mar 12th, 2009
12:20:42 PM
trey and matt threw in a few ways of dodging lawsuits
by logicalnoise01
Mar 12th, 2009
12:36:21 PM
Happy Boy
by password.swordfish
Mar 12th, 2009
01:02:16 PM
Hey happy boy i started reading your post...
by DrBrianOblivion
Mar 12th, 2009
02:00:23 PM
Where's the Episode where they mock Muslims/Allah?
by uberman
Mar 12th, 2009
02:08:13 PM
South Park goes easy on the Jews...?
by 84 Charlie MoPic
Mar 12th, 2009
02:29:43 PM
Uberman: You mean when Cartman went Bugs Bunny on Bin Laden?
by SpyGuy
Mar 12th, 2009
02:36:03 PM
Mickey is sort of a victim of corporate
by Rufferto
Mar 12th, 2009
03:10:52 PM
south park is just half funny
by cloudrider`
Mar 12th, 2009
03:13:02 PM
password.swordfish
by Rufferto
Mar 12th, 2009
03:18:14 PM
they could be douchebags too
by cloudrider`
Mar 12th, 2009
03:21:18 PM
I thought it was pretty darn brilliant
by Razorback
Mar 12th, 2009
04:06:51 PM
Cloudrider
by jimmay
Mar 12th, 2009
04:10:08 PM
Did some retard named "Happy Boy"
by Willips Brighton
Mar 12th, 2009
04:22:48 PM
"You Three Faggots,.. aaaaahahaha
by picardsucks
Mar 12th, 2009
05:15:10 PM
They've stated that...
by Harold-Sherbort
Mar 12th, 2009
05:25:53 PM
Hmmm Rufferto,
by password.swordfish
Mar 12th, 2009
05:49:14 PM
Whoops
by password.swordfish
Mar 12th, 2009
05:54:22 PM
They mock themselves...
by password.swordfish
Mar 12th, 2009
05:55:41 PM
"Mickey character is not very far off from the real thing"
by chrth
Mar 12th, 2009
06:22:02 PM
uberman
by palooka_boy
Mar 12th, 2009
07:59:57 PM
cloudrider
by palooka_boy
Mar 12th, 2009
08:03:28 PM
Chrth
by Crow3711
Mar 12th, 2009
08:13:25 PM
loved the BJ and the Bear gag
by wash
Mar 12th, 2009
09:33:05 PM
This episode was funny
by proper
Mar 13th, 2009
01:14:33 AM
and knowing is half the battle!
by tvs_frank
Mar 13th, 2009
03:45:45 AM
Wasn't expecting Mickey to show up
by Jim Jam Bongs
Mar 13th, 2009
05:28:42 AM
Grey's is owned by Disney
by Jim Jam Bongs
Mar 13th, 2009
05:30:31 AM
Not bad...
by _Maltheus_
Mar 13th, 2009
10:48:29 AM
palooka_boy
by cloudrider`
Mar 13th, 2009
11:47:52 AM
Making them skip was a nice touch
by drewlicious
Mar 13th, 2009
11:54:34 AM
I love how you just don't know where the ep will go
by performingmonkey
Mar 13th, 2009
11:55:18 AM
_Maltheus_
by cloudrider`
Mar 13th, 2009
12:01:22 PM
how can anyone take a liberal seriously
by ZO
Mar 13th, 2009
01:01:41 PM
smoking episode
by _Maltheus_
Mar 13th, 2009
03:45:03 PM
How can anyone take ZO seriously?
by jimmay
Mar 13th, 2009
08:15:34 PM
Nifty in HD
by CmdX
Mar 13th, 2009
11:37:49 PM
libertarian bullshit
by cloudrider`
Mar 13th, 2009
11:53:24 PM
In all fairness, JB's weren't really attacked in the ep...
by alpeter3
Mar 14th, 2009
11:05:28 AM
that's right cloudrider
by _Maltheus_
Mar 14th, 2009
12:53:03 PM
i'm saying a little control is fine
by cloudrider`
Mar 14th, 2009
01:44:10 PM
it's like this, see...
by cloudrider`
Mar 14th, 2009
01:51:20 PM
Why should they mock themselves?
by Chief Joseph
Mar 14th, 2009
06:50:13 PM
Right...
by WS
Mar 15th, 2009
11:23:56 AM
Last!
by Chief Joseph
Mar 16th, 2009
08:04:55 PM

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