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Weapon X and a Half Gets FAST & FURIOUS!!


Merrick here...


...with a look at FAST & FURIOUS from an AICN reader named Weapon X and a Half. The film opens April 3.

I rather enjoyed director Justin Lin's last FAST AND THE FURIOUS film (TOKYO DRIFT) and I've been looking forward to seeing what Justin does with the reassembled/original cast.

I recently got word that a change in screening policies at Universal means that not all Uni films will be screened for press/media (at least in certain regions). F&F, unfortunately, falls into my region's dark zone...which means I won't be getting an early look at the film like I'd anticipated.

(insert waaaahhh waaaahhh here)

I'm told Universal's new policy is the result of economic/logistical considerations & has nothing to do with the quality of the films themselves. I guess we'll see about that.


Here's Weapon X and a Half...

Weapon X and a Half here! Ok so the first review I sent you was for that
godawful upcoming Eddie Murphy movie, A Thousand Words, a few weeks back.
I'm happy to report that this time around, I'll be reviewing a much more
fun assignment: Fast and Furious. I had the opportunity to see this on
Monday at the Arclight in Hollywood. Let me start off by saying the only
really decent movie I've seen in the franchise was the first one. 2 Fast 2
Furious was 2 Stupid, and Tokyo Drift was also a waste of time (I mean,
what's the point of a Fast and the Furious movie if it's signature
character only makes a cameo). Well luckily, now there are two decent
movies in this franchise (which I hope ends with the high note that is
this film).

So let's cut the bullshit. We all know this movie probably should have
been made in 2003 (instead of 2 Fast), at the height of the popularity of
the first film (from 2001). And we all know Vin Diesel didn't want to be
type-cast as Dominic Toretto, but has since decided his career needs this
franchise, which is the basic reason why this film ever got made almost 8
years after his character was introduced. However, I need to say, I'm glad
this wasn't made immediately. If this sequel was made directly after the
first movie, I'd imagine it'd have a shittier plotline to bring Brian
O'Conner and Dominic Toretto together again--some hackneyed "Brian needs
to team up with Dom to take down a drug dealer" bullcrap which provides a
much weaker plotline than the first movie. Ok ok--that basically IS the
premise of this film. But it gets a little bit more personal than that,
which makes the overall story quite decent for a movie in this franchise.
Allow me to explain using...

HEAVY SPOILERS!

Ok so the film begins with Dom and Letty (Michelle Rodriguez) in the
Dominican Republic, hijacking huge tanks of gasoline with a crew that
includes Han from Tokyo Drift (I did like that connection, btw). When they
find out the cops are closing in on Dom, he decides to go on the run, and
leaves Letty to keep her safe.

Letty ends up going back to LA to stay with Mia (Jordana Brewster), but
ends up getting murdered after getting involved with a hardcore, unseen
heroine dealer named Braga. Dom is obviously tortured and pissed (Vin
Diesel successfully playing a hybrid of Dominic Toretto and his character
from A Man Apart) and vows to kill whoever murdered Letty.

Meanwhile on the other side of town, Brian (who we find out is now a
full-fledged FBI agent after the events of 2 Fast--Yes Paul Walker, the
blond Keanu Reeves is an FBI agent) and his team of agents are narrowing
their own by-the-book federal investigation of the Braga case. When he
finds out Dom's in town, and thirsty for Braga's blood, a rivalry ensues
over who'll get to Braga first. Of course the only way for either of them
to infiltrate Braga's operation, and thus find Braga, is to be recruited
for a high-stakes race through Koreatown, which they end up doing.

END HEAVY SPOILERS

Everything basically escalates from there, in typical good cop, bad "cop"
after a bad-guy fashion.

There are quite a few things to like about this movie. For one, this is
probably the darkest and most personal entry in the franchise. For about
80% of the film, everything feels grittier and a little more hardcore. The
sense of tension is deeper than anything we've generally seen in a
Fast/Furious film.

Also, some of the unforeseen twists (I say unforeseen because you
wouldn't expect them from a Fast and the Furious movie, but they aren't
entirely unpredictable in general), are pretty interesting: particularly
a connection between Letty and Brian, and the overall revelation of
Braga's character. These aren't deep twists, but they are somewhat
engaging, and up the stakes of the overall storyline.

The action sequences are fairly exciting as well. Even though you pretty
much only get one overall race, it's a good one, and the fights are pretty
bone-crunching badass (I personally liked the Vin Diesel vs Paul Walker
sequence). BTW, Diesel is in top form for this, even if he's playing the
typical tortured, hard-assed, "insert something monosyllabic and tough"
dialog-fueled archetype that we're used to from him. I mean it's not The
Pacifier at least. You definitely feel for his character, and Diesel's
very comfortable returning to it, making him more tortured, but staying
true to who he established the character as in 2001.

And to elaborate on what I said before, the fact that the movie was only
made now, as opposed to immediately after the first one, really genuinely
is one of its strengths. The passage of time and distance between these
characters is much more believable, as are their developments as well. For
example, for the majority of the movie, Brian and Dom remain rivals first
and foremost. They make sure to instill initial feelings of distrust for
most of the film. It takes 2/3 of the movie for them to reconnect as
partners, which is believable considering the characters' motivations,
histories, and time apart. Bringing these characters together again should
seem like a gimmick, but actually, and surprisingly, the whole thing goes
over quite naturally, which is something I didn't expect at all.

Now, what's not so good?

One of my biggest complaints was how strong Dom's storyline is, but how
weak Brian's is overall. He spends most of the movie wondering if he's a
"good guy posing as a bad guy" or a "bad guy trying to be a good guy." We
get an obvious answer to this at the end, but it's quite weak and
uninteresting. You also get a really forced "rekindled romance" with
Jordana Brewster's Mia, which isn't believable at all.

For that matter, it brings me to another complaint. Mia's character
doesn't have much to do in this film. She's got maybe 10-15 minutes of
screen time, max, and none of those scenes are particularly pivotal.
Michelle Rodriguez gets even less screen time, but of course, her
character is incredibly crucial to the story.

There's also a groan-inducing unbelievable scene where Dom essentially
plays CSI to discover what happened to Letty. It's a little ridiculous
considering that we know he's not Sherlock Holmes, and would most likely
not be able to deduce every specific event that occurred the night of the
murder, based on tire tracks, nitrous residue, and paint.

And finally, the worst thing about the movie is that it collapses on
itself in the final act. That's not to say the final act is horrible, but
it's definitely much more campy and unbelievable, which is inconsistent
from the enjoyably dark and gritty tone set by the rest of the movie.

What do I mean? Well let's just say it involves a chase through desert canyons
that double as secret passageways and tunnels for drug smuggling
racers--in a James Bond villain/Wacky Races sort of way. Apparently you
can convert a desert cliff into a garage that syncs up with your remote
controlled car genie. Oh, and after Vin Diesel disposes of a villain, he
has a one-liner catch phrase, which is somewhat badass, yet somewhat of a
groaner.

Overall though, the movie's pretty good. I'd give it a solid "B." Much
better than 2 Fast, and Tokyo Drift. I'd go as far as to say that it even
had the potential to be better than the first at some points, given a much
more dark and personal storyline, but was eventually ruined by a
ridiculous last act, and some weak plot points (again primarily concerning
Brian).

I'd say if you were following and enjoying the franchise so far,
you definitely should be fairly pleased.

'til next time,
Weapon X and a Half





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So many italics!
by chrth
Mar 11th, 2009
09:48:54 AM
You read it?
by Donkey_Lasher
Mar 11th, 2009
09:52:56 AM
Second!
by the1980mutant
Mar 11th, 2009
09:55:03 AM
Did Michelle Rodriguez...
by Ron Mexico
Mar 11th, 2009
09:55:05 AM

by Donkey_Lasher
Mar 11th, 2009
09:56:06 AM
Donkey_Lasher: Did I post 'First'?
by chrth
Mar 11th, 2009
09:56:31 AM
Oh man, I can't wait
by slone13
Mar 11th, 2009
10:08:24 AM
They are ALL fucking great foolish knave
by Stuntcock Mike
Mar 11th, 2009
10:10:46 AM
Is there break-dancing in this one?
by Darth Macchio
Mar 11th, 2009
10:15:14 AM
Wait? So you're trying to say it was dark and personal?
by Crow3711
Mar 11th, 2009
10:15:30 AM
2 Fast 2 Furious was the only good one.
by NinjaRap
Mar 11th, 2009
10:23:44 AM
Point Break
by Sam_Keith_Wannabe
Mar 11th, 2009
10:24:30 AM
Gotta watch out for those heroine dealers...
by Duck of Death
Mar 11th, 2009
10:24:54 AM
Who are the ad wizards...
by wampa 1
Mar 11th, 2009
10:29:04 AM
I just want to see those two back together on screen
by terry1978
Mar 11th, 2009
10:30:21 AM
MORE RIDDICK!
by Donkey_Lasher
Mar 11th, 2009
10:43:13 AM
Chrth
by Donkey_Lasher
Mar 11th, 2009
10:44:18 AM
DL: Well I did skip the Spoiler section the first time
by chrth
Mar 11th, 2009
11:12:25 AM
PLANT!!!!!!!
by johnyaztec
Mar 11th, 2009
11:23:32 AM
Vin D. is all about the cock.
by V'Shael
Mar 11th, 2009
11:44:55 AM
Diesel, Cruise, Travolta, and Spacey ... IN
by V'Shael
Mar 11th, 2009
11:46:15 AM
"MOM! Vin Diesel won't come out of the closet!"
by Kaiser Soze
Mar 11th, 2009
11:53:16 AM
I read it.. :(
by Skinny0ne
Mar 11th, 2009
11:55:31 AM
Where's the Slingblade kid?
by Bill Clay
Mar 11th, 2009
11:59:36 AM
Shoulda been called
by jabbayoda
Mar 11th, 2009
12:04:37 PM
Whatever happened to Hannibal?
by phool2056
Mar 11th, 2009
12:13:54 PM
vin diesel
by The_Exterminator
Mar 11th, 2009
12:53:55 PM
Well, I'm no biologist but...
by Motoko Kusanagi
Mar 11th, 2009
12:55:25 PM
Reeves+Walker=Beavis & Butthead
by McFlyWalker
Mar 11th, 2009
12:56:22 PM
I thought Paul Walker was
by Jesiah
Mar 11th, 2009
01:07:36 PM
Vin Diesel is as gay as Christmas.
by BiggusDickus
Mar 11th, 2009
01:09:12 PM
So its not only fast...but furious as well you say?
by Crow3711
Mar 11th, 2009
01:09:28 PM
The best thing about this movie...
by LastDragon
Mar 11th, 2009
01:23:09 PM
Errr...
by LastDragon
Mar 11th, 2009
01:24:06 PM
Soooo
by Series7
Mar 11th, 2009
01:27:33 PM
people who like these films are dick heads.
by Muki
Mar 11th, 2009
01:28:34 PM
good review
by Nizzuts
Mar 11th, 2009
01:53:52 PM
Lookin forward to it.
by MRJONZ72
Mar 11th, 2009
01:56:48 PM
Gay Vin Diesel? Really?
by liljuniorbrown
Mar 11th, 2009
01:57:21 PM
Uhh JohnnyAzetc....
by ScottinDC
Mar 11th, 2009
02:01:47 PM
Let's be clear here RE: Vin Diesel's sexuality
by slone13
Mar 11th, 2009
02:49:37 PM
People who call themselves Muki are assholes
by slone13
Mar 11th, 2009
02:51:24 PM
You can tell a celebrity has "made it"
by NinjaRap
Mar 11th, 2009
02:55:21 PM
Christmas isn't Gay...
by allykatD
Mar 11th, 2009
02:57:22 PM
Yo Slone13
by Punch_Drunk
Mar 11th, 2009
03:03:27 PM
The first one was awful
by Charlie_Allnut
Mar 11th, 2009
03:03:49 PM
"He went home almost every night with a different chick. "
by DOGSOUP
Mar 11th, 2009
03:32:58 PM
No mention of the VD/Walker sex scene?
by mr sulu
Mar 11th, 2009
03:41:01 PM
"He went home almost every night with a different chick. "
by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGH TS
Mar 11th, 2009
04:59:56 PM
VIN DIESEL GOTTA EAT
by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGH TS
Mar 11th, 2009
05:01:51 PM
Formatting is your friend
by Crooooooow
Mar 11th, 2009
05:10:21 PM
Punch_Drunk
by slone13
Mar 11th, 2009
05:18:13 PM
slone13
by Muki
Mar 11th, 2009
05:22:44 PM
CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGH TS
by slone13
Mar 11th, 2009
05:27:51 PM
Oh Muki
by slone13
Mar 11th, 2009
05:30:58 PM
Knobhead!
by Muki
Mar 11th, 2009
05:39:09 PM
slone13
by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGH TS
Mar 11th, 2009
05:41:04 PM
Vin D
by El Cimarron
Mar 11th, 2009
05:47:10 PM
obligatory...
by El Cimarron
Mar 11th, 2009
05:48:12 PM
He's not GAY!!!!!
by moto_moto
Mar 11th, 2009
06:09:02 PM
Happy to hear it!
by BlueHawaiiSurfer
Mar 11th, 2009
06:12:27 PM
If one is expecting the retarded last act...
by Archive
Mar 11th, 2009
06:34:14 PM
"When you due back in Boystown?"
by crazyhorse2099
Mar 11th, 2009
06:42:47 PM
We are talking about story,plot and
by ominus
Mar 12th, 2009
05:20:07 AM
Cat Stunts?!?
by BBQGlazedSeabass
Mar 12th, 2009
03:25:14 PM

by BBQGlazedSeabass
Mar 12th, 2009
03:27:14 PM
So the gay thing isn't a known fact.
by liljuniorbrown
Mar 13th, 2009
08:41:30 PM

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