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Leisure Suit Larry & OrkyDorky see BRUNO - this sounds amazing!

Hey folks, Harry here... Seems they screened BRUNO tonight and from the sound of it, it's a homerun. Can't wait to see the whole think like these two... Watch out for Spoilers...

hi harry,

i've been a longtime AICN reader but this is the first chance i've had to review a film before it came out. until this past december i lived in destin, FL and, believe it or not, they don't conduct too many test screenings down there. which is one of the reasons i moved to long beach (the other being the company i work for kinda forced me too - but hey, i coulda quit, right??). anyway, as luck would have it, I was walking into a movie theater this past weekend to check out watchmen (loved it but missed the squid) when i spotted a dude giving out free movie passes. i ask him what movie he's pushing, and he says the latest sasha cohen film. that's all i needed to hear - i was in. i laughed my ass off at borat and have been impatiently waiting for the bruno movie ever since people first started reporting sightings of the character forever ago.

but enough of the annoying background - you just want to know about the movie right? well i'm happy to report it's everything i was hoping for - shocking, jaw-dropping and TOTALLY FUCKING HILARIOUS. like borat, real people "co-star" in the scenes with him, and the interviews move the story forward. also like borat, he has a sidekick, a nerdy assistant named lutz. i know the way i'm describing the movie it sounds like borat 2, and in many ways they are similar, but the two movies definitely felt distinct from each other. for starters, bruno felt like a much bigger movie than borat, spanning the world (including the middle east!). also the people that cohen goes after are different - lots of fashion people and hollywood-types. and stylically it's slicker than borat, which makes sense since he's a super cool austrian fashion reporter as opposed to a clueless kazakstani journalist.

in terms of the plot, i don't want to give too many scenes away, because part of what made the movie for me was the surprise of what cohen gets away with. so i'm gonna to try and give you a plot description that doesn't spoil any of the jokes.

the story starts with Bruno getting fired from his job as a fashion reporter in Austria. so he heads to the US to become a famous celebrity, but everything he tries to make himself famous - shooting a tv pilot, being an extra in a movie, bringing peace to the middle east, adopting a baby - doesn't work, and he concludes it's his gayness that's holding him back. so he decides to become straight and the last third of the film revolve around his efforts to become a "normal" heterosexuel male, climaxing (pun intended) with him hosting a cage fight for thousands of crazy rednecks.

here's a few things that were clear by the end of the movie:
-sasha cohen has huge, ginormous balls. he puts himself in some crazy ass dangerous situations where i was really concerned for his physical well-being.
- homophobia is alive and well in the US. i mean i guess i knew that but when you see how pissed some people get it really drives it home.
-if you're at a test screening, and you try and flirt with the decently cute girl sitting by herself in the row in front of you, make sure her boyfriend (at least i assume it was her boyfriend) is not just getting popcorn. awkward!
-showbiz parents are nuts. bruno interviews a bunch of them for a baby photo shoot he is putting together. to me, it was the most shocking scene in the movie - these parents were willing to do ANYTHING to get their kids the part.
-don't want to give away any names, but the credit sequence at the end of the movie shows there are a bunch of rock icons who have an awesome sense of humor.

in case it's not clear, i thought this movie was FUCKING AWESOME. yeah, as I admitted earlier, I loved borat... but my buddy who I took with me didn't like borat (or at least the parts he had seen on HBO) and loved bruno. It's not perfect - could probably be 10 minutes shorter (although they said at the start the film was a work in progress, so maybe it will be by the time it's released) and the scripted stuff is not as funny as the stuff with real people - but I will say this: it is one of the funniest, craziest, most shocking movies i have ever seen and, with respect to the apatow clan, sasha cohen is the king of comedy right now. is bruno better than borat? maybe, depends on your taste. i will say that my buddy and i both laughed to the point we were crying, and some dude i was talking to in the lobby afterwords said he laughed so hard he broke his chair!! i'm sure you'll get similar reviews about this screening (and probably better written - cut me some slack, i'm not a writer) but i wanted to be the first to say bruno rocks!

one final note - i have no idea what the actual title is, since it wasn't really said anywhere, but I guess it's just "bruno"?

and oh yeah (I've always wanted to say this!!!) - if you use this review, call me LEISURE SUIT LAWRENCE!

And here's OrkyDorky

Preview screening of BRUNO

I saw a screening tonight of Sasha Baren Cohen’s new movie BRUNO in the marina.

WOW, I have to say I have NEVER quite seen a movie like this. However outrageous BORAT was, this one is 10 times sharper, wittier and altogether ballsier. And I fucking LOVED every second of it.

It will be very interesting to see how the masses will receive this movie: it is not just gay but sexually graphically, hilariously GAY. I dug it and I’m not even a homosexual!

So the plot is based around the BRUNO character (who was the Austrian fashion reporter character from Da Ali G show). Bruno is busy covering fashion week in Milan when he gets the bright idea of wearing an all Velcro suit to a runway show. The suit sticks to everything and ruins some poor designer’s show. So Bruno is basically cast out of Milan and the fashion world altogether. Announcing that those people are shallow, he decides to go off to Los Angeles to become a celebrity instead.

After an attempt at a celebrity talk show (where he interviews an oblivious Paula Abdul on human furniture as well as the very first ‘white hot white supremacist superstar’, Bruno is sort of drummed out of Hollywood and decides like Angelina and George, he needs to find a ‘new shithole to save’..or as he says…’Clooney has Darfur, I need to find my Darfive…’ and off to the Middle East he goes…there’s a scene where he attempts to mediate between Israel and Palestine by telling them “Why are you all so mad at Hamas, Pita bread is the real enemy, yes?”

Anyway, like Borat the plot is secondary and episodic, with Bruno attempting to become straight (‘like Tom Cruise, John Travolta and Kevin Spacey’)…

This is a hard review to write as I don’t wanna spoil any of the surprises (and shock value is obviously a big factor here) but I would like to comment that Cohen’s brilliance isn’t merely comedy or shock – this thing is like a social experiment on America. Because people’s reactions to his antics are SO surprising and actually insightful. Like, this is the REAL America, folks.

The movie ends with a steel cage match hosted by the newly rehabilitated ‘Straight Dave/formerly Bruno’…and it will blow your mind. Nervy, outrageous, shocking…hysterical.

BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR. HANDS F*%*ING DOWN

Yours,
Orkydorky

P.S…..ready for this? Bono, Coldplay, Elton John and Snoop Dogg sing his
Charity single at the end….G-E-N-I-U-S!!!!!!!!

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Best movie of the year?
by Choopy
Mar 11th, 2009
01:25:40 AM
More people will see this
by red_weed
Mar 11th, 2009
01:35:03 AM
That scene with Bruno on the beach in Ali G U.S
by quantize
Mar 11th, 2009
01:42:15 AM
Should this be getting reported on AIC?
by wowsah156
Mar 11th, 2009
02:06:10 AM
you know it's good because FUCK is in capitals
by mrgreentheplant
Mar 11th, 2009
02:10:00 AM
"it is not just gay but sexually graphically, hilariously GAY. I
by Grievey
Mar 11th, 2009
02:12:30 AM
redo.
by Grievey
Mar 11th, 2009
02:13:25 AM
leisure suit larry? you're dating yourself harry
by iwasredempted
Mar 11th, 2009
02:23:02 AM
Cohen's crazy antics are SO outrageous!
by ebonic_plague
Mar 11th, 2009
02:26:03 AM
YOU ARE PLANTS
by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGH TS
Mar 11th, 2009
02:27:20 AM
also sasha cohen is half a step up from that green guy
by iwasredempted
Mar 11th, 2009
02:29:30 AM
i take it back. he was funny in that will ferrell movie
by iwasredempted
Mar 11th, 2009
02:42:09 AM
When does this come out?
by Rev. Slappy
Mar 11th, 2009
02:53:01 AM
First review screams plant.......
by Aloy
Mar 11th, 2009
02:58:49 AM
"I dug it and I'm not even a homosexual"
by MaxCalifornia.
Mar 11th, 2009
03:08:16 AM
"I dug it and I’m not even a homosexual!"
by Talkbacker with no name
Mar 11th, 2009
03:08:33 AM
lol...so sad. stfu. how about go fuck yourself.
by iwasredempted
Mar 11th, 2009
03:09:04 AM
First review seems legit to me...
by unclehenry
Mar 11th, 2009
03:09:18 AM
My ambition in life is to be called a plant
by quentintarantado
Mar 11th, 2009
03:10:26 AM
USA homophobic? That's unpossible!
by V'Shael
Mar 11th, 2009
03:13:49 AM
iwasredempted. If you don't like what you see...
by Talkbacker with no name
Mar 11th, 2009
03:15:11 AM
the only time i look at myself is when i jack off.
by iwasredempted
Mar 11th, 2009
03:18:57 AM
As if this movie needs plants!
by Talkbacker with no name
Mar 11th, 2009
03:20:14 AM
and that says it all, iwasredempted
by Talkbacker with no name
Mar 11th, 2009
03:23:22 AM
whatever makes you happy, my love.
by iwasredempted
Mar 11th, 2009
03:27:54 AM
The second one
by Talkbacker with no name
Mar 11th, 2009
03:32:52 AM
Sasha Baron Cohen IS The Riddler! You know it, Nolan...
by Julius Dithers
Mar 11th, 2009
03:36:21 AM
ha....i got nothing....
by iwasredempted
Mar 11th, 2009
03:36:53 AM
you sonabitch...my mom is black....
by iwasredempted
Mar 11th, 2009
03:54:40 AM
If you're going to take the time to write a review...
by photoboy
Mar 11th, 2009
04:04:00 AM
Planty mcplant?
by Davidia
Mar 11th, 2009
04:12:36 AM
Broken Chair
by MarkClayton
Mar 11th, 2009
04:16:06 AM
I dug it and am not even a homosexual?
by Kirbymanly
Mar 11th, 2009
05:12:15 AM
Okay, 1, 2,--3....here we go---
by Sal_Bando
Mar 11th, 2009
05:22:23 AM
"Pita bread is the real enemy, yes?” HAHAHAHAA
by Windowlicker74
Mar 11th, 2009
05:23:13 AM
clan knocked sorry working on an azerty keyboard
by Windowlicker74
Mar 11th, 2009
05:24:13 AM
One thing's for sure...
by quantize
Mar 11th, 2009
06:05:16 AM
Call yourself Leisure Suit Larry?
by Heckles
Mar 11th, 2009
06:20:25 AM
sure, DerLanghaarige
by Talkbacker with no name
Mar 11th, 2009
06:40:35 AM
So its not Borat 2 but it is Borat 2
by zoothorn21
Mar 11th, 2009
06:46:42 AM
DerLanghaarige
by blindambition238
Mar 11th, 2009
06:57:48 AM
V'Shael, the US tore itself apart?
by TheBloop
Mar 11th, 2009
07:02:34 AM
Not Planty
by ScottinDC
Mar 11th, 2009
07:08:47 AM
Leisure Suit LAWRENCE
by Thunderbolt Ross
Mar 11th, 2009
07:12:04 AM
(I should've said PROBABLY real...you never know)
by ScottinDC
Mar 11th, 2009
07:13:36 AM
Leisure Suit Larry--learn to use capitalization
by Cruel_Kingdom
Mar 11th, 2009
07:36:54 AM
Stylically
by Ebolarama
Mar 11th, 2009
07:53:26 AM
So this is a prequel to the Bruce Willis album?
by rev_skarekroe
Mar 11th, 2009
07:55:45 AM
The people who hate Sascha Baron Cohen...
by Cruel_Kingdom
Mar 11th, 2009
08:20:51 AM
Cruel_Kingdom
by The_Exterminator
Mar 11th, 2009
08:36:37 AM
Have You Seen BRUNO Yet?
by TheBrunoMovie
Mar 11th, 2009
08:42:36 AM
Amercans are Homophobic! That's unfair.
by Fortunesfool
Mar 11th, 2009
08:54:30 AM
I hated it and I love cock.
by ELGordo
Mar 11th, 2009
08:59:45 AM
I didn't care much for the Bruno character on Ali G
by skimn
Mar 11th, 2009
09:01:11 AM
Screening
by Ralph Hinkley
Mar 11th, 2009
09:21:16 AM
Fortunesfool...
by Banzai Rootskibango
Mar 11th, 2009
09:28:46 AM
Oh sweet lord I can't wait for this!
by HoboCode
Mar 11th, 2009
09:50:31 AM
Fortunesfool
by HoboCode
Mar 11th, 2009
09:55:46 AM
Bloop : Wow, you have to go to Iran or Syria
by V'Shael
Mar 11th, 2009
10:04:42 AM
To be honest
by Fortunesfool
Mar 11th, 2009
10:04:45 AM
and..
by Fortunesfool
Mar 11th, 2009
10:07:03 AM
Fortunesfool
by HoboCode
Mar 11th, 2009
10:39:07 AM
you had me at Darfive...
by BadMrWonka
Mar 11th, 2009
10:56:15 AM
OrkyDorky, since no one's laying it out plain for you...
by MrSandwich
Mar 11th, 2009
11:11:42 AM
V'Shael
by TheBloop
Mar 11th, 2009
11:13:09 AM

by Flibbertygibbet
Mar 11th, 2009
11:14:18 AM
Bloop:
by V'Shael
Mar 11th, 2009
11:51:17 AM
V'Shael
by TheBloop
Mar 11th, 2009
12:03:41 PM
Sasha Cohen is an ice skater.
by Lenny Nero
Mar 11th, 2009
12:12:09 PM
funny thing quantize...
by iwasredempted
Mar 11th, 2009
12:12:53 PM
If you guys love cock...
by iwasredempted
Mar 11th, 2009
12:45:45 PM
This site...
by SomaShine
Mar 11th, 2009
12:57:52 PM
P.S…..ready for this? Bono, Coldplay, Elton John and Snoop Dogg
by Series7
Mar 11th, 2009
01:06:13 PM
The "real America"
by IGoToCollege
Mar 11th, 2009
01:09:49 PM
the movie
by IGoToCollege
Mar 11th, 2009
01:13:26 PM
so...
by JRyanH
Mar 11th, 2009
01:20:54 PM
That sticky suit stunt was supposedly real.
by JackPumpkinhead
Mar 11th, 2009
01:26:15 PM
Oh, and by the way.
by JackPumpkinhead
Mar 11th, 2009
01:30:38 PM
I agree with Fortunesfool
by Cruel_Kingdom
Mar 11th, 2009
01:41:03 PM
lol
by txubill
Mar 11th, 2009
02:24:23 PM
Cruel_Kingdom
by HoboCode
Mar 11th, 2009
02:30:42 PM
Sasha Baron Cohen
by Flibbertygibbet
Mar 11th, 2009
02:52:16 PM
Homophobe fucks picketed the Oscars
by Cruel_Kingdom
Mar 11th, 2009
02:55:18 PM
"I dug it and I’m not even a homosexual!"
by henrydalton
Mar 11th, 2009
03:26:44 PM
"I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS!" - VIN DIESEL
by CHRISTIAN_BALE_TRASHED_MY_LIGH TS
Mar 11th, 2009
04:45:08 PM
Can't wait.
by Merkin Muffley
Mar 11th, 2009
05:38:11 PM
Fuck off Apatow gang, the real funny guy's back.
by TheWaqman
Mar 11th, 2009
07:53:59 PM
Leisure Suit Lawrence 3: Passionate Patricia in Pursuit of the P
by JuntMonkey
Mar 11th, 2009
08:11:02 PM
Pulsating Pectorals
by JuntMonkey
Mar 11th, 2009
08:11:27 PM
Not the 80s computer game reference we need...
by JuntMonkey
Mar 11th, 2009
08:12:37 PM
iwasredempted
by quantize
Mar 11th, 2009
09:53:47 PM
iwasredempted, cocks and vagina's aside..
by quantize
Mar 11th, 2009
09:55:15 PM
HoboCode
by Fortunesfool
Mar 12th, 2009
04:38:34 AM
Baron-Cohen is a genius
by SLY_STALLONES_COCK_VEIN
Mar 12th, 2009
06:56:20 AM
FortunesFool
by HenryVIII
Mar 12th, 2009
07:32:40 AM
Its funny HenryVIII...
by Fortunesfool
Mar 12th, 2009
11:22:34 AM
hopeful, but waiting for a genuine review
by WMD
Mar 12th, 2009
12:35:04 PM
AICN cred....
by TheWaqman
Mar 12th, 2009
10:11:33 PM

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