Greetings! ScoreKeeper here fresh out of the intrinsic field subtractor to bring you a Dr. Manhattan-sized giveaway that is sure to percolate the ears of WATCHMEN (2009) fans on Earth and on Mars…hmm, apparently I’m glowing a handsome shade of blue.

Warner Bros. Records is generously offering a gigantic package of WATCHMEN related music collectively valued at over $165.00 to one very lucky Ain’t It Cool reader…wow, I just vaporized that guy.

So what’s this gigantic package look like?

Well, let’s look down and see what we have…

First of all, we have a 12” picture disc (single configuration) featuring “Desolation Row” (2:59) by My Chemical Romance on Side A and “Prison Fight” (1:46) by Tyler Bates on Side B valued at $15.98.

We have the original motion picture soundtrack CD featuring the songs from the film...

...as well as the original motion picture score CD featuring the score by Tyler Bates each valued at $18.98.

There are also vinyl versions of both the song compilation and score albums each valued at $22.98. Finally, there is the limited edition WATCHMEN Singles Box Set valued at $69.99.

Wow! That’s one big package.

…Interesting…When did I stop wearing clothes?...

So what do you have to do to get a gigantic package like this for yourself? Well, you could enter the intrinsic field subtractor and become a god-like being on Earth or you could just email me at scorekeeper@aintitcool.com with the subject I WATCH THE WATCHMEN. Include your full name, mailing address, a valid email address, and a few sentences why you think WATCHMEN is the greatest comic book ever written.

…OK, now I’m traversing the space-time continuum on my way to some distant galaxy…What a pretty nebula…

All entries will enter a pool and one lucky winner will be randomly picked and awarded all of the glorious WATCHMEN music listed below courtesy of Warner Bros. Records.

·         12" Picture Disc (single configuration)
·         Release Date: 1/27/09
·         Price Point: $15.98
·         Track Listing:
·         Side A: My Chemical Romance - “Desolation Row” - 2:59
·         Side B: Tyler Bates - “Prison Fight” - 1:46
 
·         CD Soundtrack (compilation)
·         Release Date: 3/17/09
·         Price Point: $18.98
 
·         Vinyl Soundtrack (compilation)
·         Release Date: 3/17/09
·         Price Point: $22.98
 
·         CD Soundtrack (score)
·         Release Date: 3/03/09
·         Price Point: $18.98
 
·         Vinyl Soundtrack (score)
·         Release Date: 3/17/09
·         Price Point: $22.98
 
·        WATCHMEN Singles Box Set
·         Release Date: 3/24/09
·         Price Point: $69.99

The deadline will be Saturday, March 21st, 11:59PM EST. The winner will be drawn on Sunday, March 22nd, and announced the following day on Ain’t It Cool News. Only one entry per person please. Any duplicate entries will be discarded. International entries accepted.

But wait! There’s more…

Don’t like to abandon your heart’s desire to chance? Feeling unlucky? Can’t wait that long?

If you would like to grab your very own copy of the super limited edition WATCHMEN singles box set scheduled for release on March 24th, 2009, just go to http://watchmenmusic.com/box-set-splash where you will receive 10% off the $69.99 list price. This set includes seven 7” vinyl picture discs featuring My Chemical Romance’s cover of Bob Dylan’s “Desolation Row” and thirteen tracks of Tyler Bates score.

This offer is available exclusively to Ain’t It Cool readers.

Just type in the promo code DrManhattan when you checkout to receive your 10% discount.

Well, I’m pretty bored about now. You humans just don't do it for me anymore. I think there are some worlds I can create somewhere…Maybe I’ll be back.