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Does The PRINCE OF PERSIA Have A Big Sword?? Two New Pics...
Merrick here...
The Huffington Post now displays two new images from the Jerry Bruckheimer produced, Mike Newell directed PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME.
Both pics are of Jake Gyllenhaal, and both sport significant crotch pfrotrusion (oh, come on...like you wouldn't have noticed?!)
You can find the other image HERE!!!
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This is news?
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hhmmmm...o.k.
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Seriously, Donnie Brasco is a classic, and his Harry Potter entry is brilliantly entertaining - one of the few blockbusters which is funny, sad, scary exciting - a real rollercoaster. But can he conquer the Bruck? Let's hope so, let's really, really hope so. I imagine we'll only know what filming was like ten years hence...
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Sorbo Light?
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"With arms wide openuh...Underah the sunlightah...."
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should get that checked out
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I mean look at this.
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Seriously, why is this news-worthy?
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Very.
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Perhaps Jake has been practising his batting. This seems aimed at the other team, certainly.
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....that Drew McWeeny could really get his mouth on! He better do it before Christian Bale beats Jake's cod flat with his almost-supernaturally powerful fucking mits.
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Video game adaptations always turn out so well.
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I tend to not be drawn to dudes' crotches.
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Before it was announced who was starring. The only reason a movie franchise based on a motherfucking RIDE got there was due to star power behind it...which is what this movie needs. It could be a sleeper though.
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I didn't notice it until you pointed it out, and I don't really care.
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Mar 09, 2009 12:44:57 PM CDT
Is this a comedy? Cuz thats the funneist fucking photo...
by fuckmichaelbay
...I've ever seen. He looks so uncomfortable and it makes me laugh. Is Apatow producing this?
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I have a new template.
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Mar 09, 2009 12:48:08 PM CDT
It's funny they don't realize ALL video game movies suck!
by herbwestaustin
what a waste of money!
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"By the way something--whaddaya care?"
Don & Mike fans will know the reference. -
This news ain't cool.
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but only if its blue
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is not my idea of an action star.
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But Jake's lookin impressive. Please, replace Toby McGuire as Spidey!!!
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Ha ha. Right below the pics is an ad for GayMilitaryDating.com (I shit you not) with some beefed up dude who looks like Tiny from House of 1000 Corpses.
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PRINCE OF PERSIA MARKETING HAS GONE TOO FAR
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WHY?
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He doesn't look remotely Persian. WTF?!?
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Mar 09, 2009 1:08:28 PM CDT
If you decide that a movie's going to suck before you watch it..
by ninjarap
...then it's going to suck. But all video game movies definitely do not suck, if you dare to have an open mind about the genre. I can think of 9 off the top of my head that I've enjoyed, and while some of those are certainly my own opinion, most are not nearly terrible enough to be worth decrying.
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You made my sinus infected morning. Spot on sir.
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Sell me car insurance, yeah!
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he looks soooooo Persian
Couldn't find any Persian guys to play the part, ehh? -
It's Reese Witherspoon's dildo
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Mar 09, 2009 1:35:38 PM CDT
MERRICK...aka CAPT SPELLCHECK: THERE IS NO "F" IN PROTRUSION
by fuckmichaelbay
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That's the real question.
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With a package THAT size? Damn.
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and we've gone 100% gay...not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Mar 09, 2009 1:44:00 PM CDT
Jake, booby, put on a fucking shirt before you embarrass yoursel
by honestune
Oh, too late.
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Thats major jerk-off material.I'm wet already!!!!
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He looks like the beast master...if the beast master was into getting teabagged and hosting the occassional circle jerk.
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Haha, I think someone took that SNL song seriously and figures Jake, with a little scruff, can be Persian! Or maybe they mean Persia, NY? I kid I kid, I actually think Gyllenhaal is a great actor, and I even dig Newell, and Bruckheimer mixes some genuinely fun popcorn blockbusters in between his summer crap. No one thought Pirates would work either, so who knows, i think this will be good mindless action, minus the movie-stopping stupidity Bruchheimer flicks used to assault us with when he was going through his Michael Bay phase.
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Laaaaaaaame! So totally laaaaame!!
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Well I blew that joke. Damn me, damn me all to he'll.
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Fucking disgrace.
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I have read that the Persian army had a pretty loose "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy. This movie is just trying to keep the historical purists happy.
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just sayin.
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Mar 09, 2009 1:52:56 PM CDT
What do you get when you put 100 persians and a spartan together
by fanboy71
A spartan.
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Judging from this picture, a reboot of The Flintstones is in Jake's future!
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Mar 09, 2009 2:00:12 PM CDT
Even Elton John would look at that and say "Damn, that's gay!"
by bb6634
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Jakey is prettier than his sister
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And no, I wouldn't have noticed it, either.
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This should be another caption talkback. It's not nearly as good as the Bale one, but holy hell does it leave itself open for some wacky captions.
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THIS SUMMER....
Sock Stuffing, bad extensions, spray Tan!
He's Persian,... honest!
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This was out on every other site 2 days ago :(
The Pics are bad :( -
Now my co-workers think I'm gay!
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You're amateur!
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...but who the fuck cares, really? Why is this even "news"? Aint it c*ck news?
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The begining of your post should started with "Dear Penthouse....."
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The begining of your post should started with "Dear Penthouse....."
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it's....it's spinning....cause of gayness...
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vertically asymmetrical eye placement. it started fucking with me way back in "bubble boy."
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Mar 09, 2009 2:38:04 PM CDT
"WHERE'S SCRIPTGIRL?", WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT THAT WHORE!!!
by 1978creepythinman
She's probably blowing some producer as I type.
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Why are they making this into a movie!? and why Jake Gillenhal? LAME. I'm not seeing this.
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Than ever see a long-haired shirtless Jake again.
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Mar 09, 2009 2:55:15 PM CDT
Enough dongs already!! What about the fucking squid?!?
by motoko kusanagi
Anyone?
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his hair grows, sir.
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I noticed the manscaping, but if that's a significant protrusion, well...I feel good about myself.
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That supposed-to-be middle eastern penis looks mighty fine, gobble gobble gobble
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Hey babes how about we get together and create a genetic miracle loveslut jewish blockbusting director baby ;)
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maybe its a goiter
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After all the bashing that ScriptGirl got AICN folks naturally deduced that talbackers are gay, henceforth we got this.
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I just watched the Dark Knight again last night and that bitch is hideous. Any Gyllenhal talkback is not complete without mentioning the extreme ugliness of Maggie. She's a decent actress, I suppose, but is impossible to look at. Horrible.
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well theres still some of Micheal Bay, Shia, that cunt who told me he was Johnny Knocksville, the rest of the crews seed, hell there might even be a bit of Bernie Mac still left in me
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whoa!
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Mar 09, 2009 3:42:53 PM CDT
Danny sure has inspired a lot of usernames on this site
by mattmanreturns
You're all a bunch of posers!
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*let me show it to you*
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Mar 09, 2009 3:44:42 PM CDT
btw jared leto was rumored to play the role
by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell
of the prince. whats going on here? when hollywood sees a asian character or a persian one, why do they instantly think "MUST GET WHITE GUY!" goku is being played by the son from war of the worlds!!! and why is nick fury black?!?!?! will smith as captain america!?!?!
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penile implant ads?
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You know you say that because you guys think that you're racially sensitive or ethnically open-minded and yet NONE OF YOU FUCKERS TOOK THE TIME TO DO SOME RESEARCH AND REALIZE THAT WE PERSIANS ARE WHITE! Why do you think there was such a fiasco that Persians were being portrayed as Arabs, Berbers, and Dravadians in 300? Because that's not who we are! A white American playing a Persian is perfectly acceptable casting. So put that in your politically correct pipe and smoke it.
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Seriously, I'm now aching for a big sweaty cock, preferably a blue one.
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While I haven't played the games, I'm assuming the main character is actually Iranian/Persian. Contrary to what Frank Miller, Zack Snyder or the rest of Hollywood may want you to believe, the majority of Persians don't have a particularly brown complexion. They can be whiter than some Mediterranean Europeans like Greeks and are generally genetically closer to Europeans than to Indians or Arabs.
I'm all for ethnically-correct casting, and sure, the producers could have chosen someone a little more Middle-eastern looking. But if Colin Farrell can play Alexander and Gerard Butler can play Leonidas, then Gyllenhaal can play whoever the protagonist of that movie is, especially if it takes place inbetween Alexander and the Arab/Muslim conquest.
The dude who plays Nathan on Heroes? He's half-Persian. Or take a look at Empresses Soraya and Farah Pahlavi; Gemma Arterton as a Persian love-interest isn't that much of a stretch. -
Dick.
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And your just a poo
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A little...flustered are we, Merrick?
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SLY_STALLONES_COCK_VEIN...MEGAN_FOXS_CUNT_JUICE...Steven_Spielbergs_Dickblood...pretenders all.
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Danny has all kinds of imitators.
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"Say Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
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Merrick likes to look at mens crotches, how nice.
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It was sort of an Homage, and because I was growing tired of all the Watchmen Talkbackers complaining about the Squid.
After seeing all of these pale imitations... I think it's already time to retire this talkback name. Oh well. -
look like fucking Saddam Hussein .
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You definitely need to retire it. It's kind of embarrassing to see 4 user names in this talkback all stolen from someone elses'. No disrespect.
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in ancient persia did peolple looked anglo?
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That's pretty damn funny.
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I don't know anything about this movie, but I never get a good feeling when reading a title with a colon in it. For example, adding "X-Men Origins:" to the perfectly good title "Wolverine" instantly makes it sound like a B movie, or a toy tie-in.Then again, maybe colons are just truth in advertising sometimes.
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Mar 09, 2009 5:27:46 PM CDT
J-Dizzle; but the prince didnt look white in the game
by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell
so they shouldve got a guy who was persian. or at least looked persian
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Who knew? Of course, by the third, they'd run out of steam or ideas, but Bruckheimer is a pretty savvy producer, regardless of what one thinks of his "product". This needs to have some amazing swordfights and action (stunt driven, not all CGI) scenes we haven't seen since the days of Fairbanks. Otherwise, who cares. And although wall running was important in the game, it's very Crouching Tiger-10 years ago to feature in a movie.
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Nailed it.
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the obsession with dicks and buttfucking here rather telling...
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I don't know man. This looks kinda silly...
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An American Jew to play a Persian Muslim....GREAT CASTING THERE FUCKHEADS!!
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The name Aryan comes from the Iran tribe of Persia or some shit like that i've read so yeah that whole region really was more whtie, in fact the Mediterranean region was a lot whiter in ancient times before the Arab invasions essentially "brownified" the region (not being racist that's what really happened!) in the 6th or 7th centuries.
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I hate to say it, but the Pirates movies had better characters, too.
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What the fuck is this?
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Mar 09, 2009 6:07:31 PM CDT
i love pirates 1 and 2 but 3...ugh 3...
by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell
was complete fuckin garbage. best part? keith richards. i had no idea what was going on during the fight scenes at the end by the way, which was probably the only one in the movie. funny how the movie had the least amount of action out of the 3, but it was the longest.
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The getting back Sparrow part was the best, but I could have done without that bringing all the pirates together crap.
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I'm Sandra Dee!
Lousy with virginity!
Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed!
I can't; I'm Sandra Deeeeeeeeeee!*
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honestly, hes so incredibly wrong for this part.
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YMMMMCAAAAAAAAAAAAAA now it's BrokeButt Camels!
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And how can I contact them to ask for money?
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I always thought he looked kind of like a gimp. I mean no offense to the mentally challenged but even if you dont agree I think no one can argue that he is horribly miscast in this one.
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Brokeback, yes we can.
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he looks like a dirty version of nic cage.
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okay so if he doesnt have a sword in this movie. It's another example of hollywood raping an idea which worked with other audiences. Another example of butt munches with suits saying to each other-- okay we're doing a story about so and so and we should deviate from the idea cause we could do better. I want my own egotistical imprint.
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who cast him? this is so bad man, look at him, he looks terrible. junkshit he doesnt even look persian just some hairy weird monkey face.
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No denying the guy is in shape, I just don't really buy him in this role... Surely they could have found somebody who at least looks Persian! This aint the 1950's when John Wayne could play Genghis Khan! Still, hopefully it all works out, could be a fun movie in an Arabian Nights (1940) kind of way.
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that name makes me feel dirty, the wrong kind of dirty. megan fox is dirty pussy.
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at least we won't be plagued by terrible soundtrack choices and bad acting in this one. Jake Gylenhaal isn't a bad actor compared to some people *cough*Malin Ackerman*cough
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as it is his features that are not persian. lopsided left-eye motherfucker.
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You Knows it hun I been pounded more times than that other slut Ackerman
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Its inconsequential how the game depicts the Prince since there's no way to change that now (although the latest iteration of the franchise has made him distinctly whiter than before). But just because a video game depicts a character in a certain way doesn't mean that the entire civilization looked like the guy. Regardless, Persians are Aryan. In fact Persians were nicknamed "the white race" by our darker skinned neighbors. True, you see a lot of Persians who don't carry those traits but that's because Arabs invaded Persian lands and raped our women during their Islamic "Holy War." However, many Persians and Armenians to this day carry the same traits as their ancestors (i.e. blue eyes, pale skin, etc).
Anyway, all I'm saying is that the select few people who were up in arms that (GOD FORBID!) a white guy was cast as a Prince need to get their facts straight before they yell RACISM! You'll be amazed at how many times I've had to facepalm because douchebags think their being culturally sensitive when in actual fact they're making blanket statements based on nothing more than an assumption. -
Make it so. I want a codpiece for my daily wardrobe.
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Search for them in blockbuster bins to find more of my sexy talents
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I Still think Will Smith would have nailed the Prince role
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so the game was depicting persians wrong??
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newell did a good job on that. second best potter movie. shouldve left in the dursley scenes though!
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as u can see here:
http://tinyurl.com/5wz4bg
talk about staying faithful to the source.damn. -
http://tinyurl.com/dfd5zz
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Mar 09, 2009 8:12:03 PM CDT
I'll bet Gyllenhaal had some smelly socks by the end of that day
by citizen sane
BTW: isn't he a little too white to play the Prince of PERSIA.
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hercules and andromeda.sorbo or something.
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does he have a dick vein like stallone too?
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Wow.
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middle eastern looking. The persian empire consisted of MANY different cultures that were over taken by the persians. The black messanger at the beginning for example. Obviously of AFRICAN descent, but Leonidas called him persian anyway, because that was the country he belonged to. Funny how nobody complained about all the africans and ASIANS being called persians as well, when obviously they were just conquered. Also, it could very well be that Xerxes left all the real, pure blood persians at home and used only peoples from conquered nations to go to battle with, who knows.
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How are those picture remotely gay? You guys are unbelievable... When you go to the beach, do you shield your eyes from other topless guys in the fear that's gay too? A topless guy isn't gay... it's your closeted, sad and repressed dreams of wanting to sleep with other men thats gay - A straight guy wouldn't have a problem at all with those pics... The mere fact you find it gay just reflects on your own hidden desires to see what Jake's really got under those pants...
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One only has to google "persian people" or just women or men, to get an idea of what they look like. They have fair skin sure, but they still look alot like the people used in 300, ie middle eastern.
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Give him some glasses and a pinstripe suit.
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Why are you always such an asshat in every thread?
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Mar 09, 2009 10:23:19 PM CDT
If the pic was a toned up Mel Gibson with no shirt.....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
....not a single fucking soul would say "GAY." It has to do with that girlie little tanned tool wearing a wig, not the pic or pose itself.
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Mar 09, 2009 10:24:44 PM CDT
And the facial hair and chest hair trimmed with a #2....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
UHHHHH YEAH. Gay.
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Stupid video game movies.
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We'll have to ask Reese's Pieces about the sword though.
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Knock the dick out of your mouth, will you? None of those points you've raised make it "gay"... A tan? Facial hair? Trimmed chest hair? Get a clue, dude... It's 2009...
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Someone call Australia.
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I love how you've (unintentionally?) inspired so many otherwonderful TBers to have handles reminiscent of yours- even_Spielbergs_Dickblood SLY_STALLONES_COCK_VEIN MEGA N_FOXS_CUNT_JUICE ALLANMOORES_SQUIDBLOOD I mean, they're all sheep, to be sure, but when I take a step back and look at the little AICN counter-sub-culture thing going on here, it's actually Pretty funny. And gay or not, protruding faux-Persian pud pouch ain't what I'm on this site for. Had I stopped a minute to think about the title of this post's link, I woulda skipped right to Raiders.
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Sorry, I couldn't helpt it. lol! :)
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There are a few more as well. WHITEVADERS_DICKBLOOD and a couple others....
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Prop 8 is toast...this will give them the ability to mobilize a million-appletini army.
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So a bad drag queen wig, a spray on tan, neatly trimmed facial and chest hair, nicely groomed eyebrows....uhhhh yes. TOTALLY FUCKING GAY. And for the record, I have absolutely nothing against the gay community. I just wish Jake would come clean about buttfucking the cancer out of Lance Armstrong's body. That is all.
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However you use the word Gay, this wreaks of it in every sense of the word.
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You are gravely mistaken.
Just because they live in the Middle East doesn't mean that Persians (Iranians) are Arabs. They are of Aryan descent. That is why the prince does not look like Arabs in the games. You know, it would be helpful to you to get out of your caves sometimes, stop playing video games or watching scary movies for a minute for a minute and do something different for a change, like going to your history class in elementary school!
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If any small part of me was ever attracted to men, it's completely gone after seeing Jake's trimmed chest hair and retarded Tarzan hair and deadpan stare. This is the faggiest thing I've ever seen.
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AKA Brokeback Persians
Nice cock Jake! -
He'll wipe Israel off the map ... with his cum!!!!
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You are gravely mistaken. Just because they live in the Middle East doesn't mean that Persians (Iranians) are Arabs. They are of Aryan descent. That is why the prince does not look like Arabs in the games. You know, it would be helpful to you to get out of your caves sometimes, stop playing video games or watching scary movies for a minute and do something different for a change, like going to your history class in elementary school!
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I could take 40 lashes of Jake's snake anytime.
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Mar 10, 2009 12:36:57 AM CDT
Wow....I'd say this new teaser poster is pretty fucking gay.
by dannyglovers_dickblood
http://tinyurl.com/baybop
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Mar 10, 2009 12:43:44 AM CDT
BROTHER BSB.....have you visited the Bale site yet?
by dannyglovers_dickblood
http://tinyurl.com/chxnom
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ha, honest I REALLY am ;)
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The POP games (Sands of Time, the Warrior Within and the Two Thrones) are some of the best games ever! Their interrelated story is too good for a video game. Actually, I am worried that the planned movies won't be able to deliver the excitement and excellence of the games. But if there is any game franchise with enough potential to finally prove that game adaptations aren’t crap, it is the Prince of Persia! No doubt about it!
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besides that looks really gay.
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Think the President of Iran will approve of this portait of his people? They dont have that problem with the gay like we have....they just murder them.
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Okay...here is the new one. http://tinyurl.com/awb6h6 and for you kids playing along....here's one with blank bubble so you can add your own joke!! http://tinyurl.com/csbaf6
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a giant schlong shaped rock formation has been spotted on the moon!
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Your easy access to gay porn for the background....concerns me.
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Just search for JAKE GYLLENHAAL.
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can we change the subject please?
They have chosen Morocco to shoot this movie in? Now I am sure the stupid Hollywood is going to use the locals and portray Persians as Arabs again.
By the way, Morocco severed its diplomatic ties with Iran (Persia) 4 days ago over something real trivial and silly. Is it a coincidence?
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OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH GOOOOOODDD!!!!
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They both have brown people. Beside everything these people bitch and complain about its trival and silly. "You must respect our national identity!!!" "The BIG POWERS have to allow us the stage, the great Satan shall not win"
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how you repetedly manage to prove your stupidity and lack of knowledge of the oustide world is beyond me!
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= no talkback respect of your sexiness. Sorry Jake.
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the people who post here are hopless. i am outta here.
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I dont normally feed troll, but I guess I can feed a spider.
Considering that I have lived in the US and in Germany, I would say that I have a little bit of knowledge of the "outside world". I have visited more nations than I am sure you can name without breaking a sweat.
Yet I make no guess at where you are writing from...nor do I care.
But let me break it down for you....
I do not like Iran, crazy to say I know, but they are a country that has called for the destruction of my country (USA) and has funded people that have killed Americans.
So again......get fucked. -
get fucked
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Fuckin a, maybe they'll do a Nickelback movie next.
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You are just confusied son.
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"Donnie Darko was a great man... but that was another timeline." DUN, DUUUUN!
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hey redfist, your comments are not even worth replying to. you are indeed a monument to ignorance.
you see, I am not using any four-letter words. casue you are not even worth getting mad at. -
But you still do you attention whore.
Fucked is technically a 6 letter word, but I am not splitting hairs. so get fucked.
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Such twaddle.
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along with the smiley face on the moon story. then Jake can go have gay sex with Harry in his moon story.
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At hanging itself. I saw these photos days ago on other sights. Not once did it ever occur to me that I should check out another man's genitals. It's only an issue 'cause this site is maintained by fuck ups, who can't help saying stupid things.
Oh & Persian Spider. You might wanna check out your own culture's history before you start mouthing off about it. Being Aryan (in the persian sense) has fuck all to do with skin colour. That came much later with the Nazi/Nordic stuff. So saying that proves nothing about how a Persian looks Aryan refers to a type of shared spoken language, originating in places like what is modern day Iran & mostly India. I went to school with a Persian Girl. Lovely girl. I liked her a lot. Doesn't change the fact that she was as brown as a bag of nuts. -
1970`s Marvel comics artist drew Conan as a sinewy youth, much like this.
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and Al Jonston was a real coloured guy. Hollywood loves authentic ethnic actors
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Sounds like a gay casting call note
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May have been a real black guy (whoever he was). Al Jolson on the other hand was as black as Casper the friendly ghost.
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NOOBED
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YMMMMMMMMMMMCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA it's BrokeButt Kamel Time!
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And the games all looked so BUTCH, too...
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Donnie Darko
Bo Beejay
Balls Harrington
Jack Beanstalk
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Would probably be considered a less attractive title, for reasons unknown.
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megan fox get out of here, we dont want your nasty pussy here. your plans for ruining the AICN talkback peace treaty of 2006 wont work bitch. we aint fighting for your pussy. bros before ho's.
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will be shielded and will be immune from megan fox cunt juice. an amendment will be made ordering all TALKBACK members to ignore this bitch.
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...how to build hype for this movie.
We do not want pics of a shirtless Jake Gyllenhal. If they were to wait and just give us a bad ass trailer I might be more inclined to care.
If they can't even handle simple advertising to their key demographic then I have absolutely no faith in them producing something that I might give a shit about. Everything that I've seen on this movie just screams Eragon levels of awful. -
I swear...there has been more talk of Cock, and more pics of Dudes on this site in the last few months than there have been in the last few years. Enough! Bring on the gash and gazooms!
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I think he's gorgeous, and the film sounds interesting. Gylenhall usually makes good choices when it comes to scripts, so, I'd rather wait to see the film before I engage in the kind of subversive homophobia so rampant in these talkbacks.
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Not only that..look at the names of talkbackers...this whole place has become "dicks/cocks and cunts". At least half a dozen scrubs have created names with "dickblood" in the title (and that title only belongs to one dude).
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What would AICN be without a little subversive homophobia?
A MeganFoxfest, that's what. No bad thing, either. -
would it help if I promised you first dibs babe?
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Besides getting me all boned up, I applaud the not-shaving-the-chest. Bravo. And Jake, if you are gay...how do you feel about older, chubby men....?
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Mar 10, 2009 11:00:40 AM CDT
DGDB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by bringingsexyback
The Bale site is the awesomest thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!! Me am sending you some shit pronto, you am publish it okay?
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Year of the Cock
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He already had long hair and a really big sword. What gives? The rich keep getting richer, but no love for PROFESSIONALS?
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Head on over to AIBN bro...tons of new updates: Redfist and Stuntcock's Bale movie reviews, my red carpet interview with Christian Bale, and DGDB's on-the-spot news coverage (all the Bale news that's fit to fucking print. Profesionally). http://tinyurl.com/nofuckingamateurs
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that Bale site is cool. but what the hell were you thinking??? how do we contribute?
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Bale will be pissed
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are film crew or DPs why else would they still hate Bale so much especially after that incredible trailer.
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What a yawn.
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Not hate. Love.
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buddy you need to lay off the roids and shit
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The way I see it at least they didn't name him Abdul, stick a turban on his head, and have him demand that all women wear a chodar.
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I'm not exactly sure what his age is but i'm betting he's probably nearing 40, you know how well those actors get the highest expensive care to not age them too much, for example did you know Brad Pitt is almost 50? i wont be surprised if he has to wear a spiky-haired hair piece next movie.
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WTF? Far more important than Merrick's obvious gayness: I just read that Harry "bland" Gregson-Williams is going to do the score for this. What happened to Newell's usual collaborator, and one of my favourite composers, Patrick Doyle?
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I guess we now know why Jake had to be the Bottom man
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That is without doubt, THE best website in existence. Amen.
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