I am – Hercules!!
ABC has picked up U.S. broadcast rights to “Impact,” a four-hour miniseries about a meteor hit that sends the moon into a collision-course with Earth. Variety has the talent involved:

Directed by Michael J. Rohl ("Smallville," "Supernatural"), "Impact" stars David James Elliott ("JAG"), Natasha Henstridge ("Eli Stone"), Steven Culp ("Desperate Housewives") and James Cromwell ("W.").

I was just watching “Deep Impact” the other day and noticed Cromwell was in that too. If there are astronauts dispatched to cut the moon into tiny chucks with lasers, I hope they all come down with “space dementia.” “The Last Templar,” “XIII,” and “Crusoe” were also international miniseries co-productions, and they were all perfectly terrible. Find all of Variety’s story on the matter here.

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