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Knox Harrington Gets Roughed Up By OBSERVE AND REPORT!

Published at:  Mar 08, 2009 10:31:19 PM CDT

Beaks here...



Here's another comedy that's engendering wildly diverse responses. Some people love the desperate, Paul Schrader-esque vibe of Jody Hill's OBSERVE AND REPORT; others want nothing to do with this darkly comedic celebration of bottoming out.

Being a fan of Hill's THE FOOT FIST WAY and EASTBOUND & DOWN, I want everything to do with OBSERVE AND REPORT. I love his portraits of delusional fuck-ups who destroy their lives in spectacularly humiliating fashions. And I sincerely hope the "Seth Rogen as a Mall Cop" pitch lures in folks expecting PAUL BLART II - if only because I want to film their stunned reactions as they stagger out of the theater. The script didn't play nice, and I'm told the finished film is even nastier (the red band trailer would seem to support this).

Let's see what "Knox Harrington, video artist" had to say. And while I've got Thewlis on the brain, I dare Hill to attempt the "comedic NAKED".

Harry,

This is the first time I've submitted to your site. I tend to avoid contributing to these things, but after seeing a test screening for the new Seth Rogen movie, OBSERVE AND REPORT, and then not really reading anything from people who've actually seen it, just a lot of "is it Paul Blart 2?" speculation, I felt like I had no choice. If you use this, call me "Knox Harrington, video artist."

A little while ago I was invited to a test screening by a friend and not really knowing what I was about to see I will admit I got excited as soon as "A Film by Jody Hill" came on screen during the main titles, I loved FOOT FIST WAY and I became immediately enticed to see what he would do with a studio budget and a big star like Rogen.

First things first, this is not a "Seth Rogen Comedy." If you're looking for something fun and light, if you want his loveable oaf from KNOCKED UP or even his endearing stoner from PINEAPPLE EXPRESS, stay home, cause if you're just looking for something you've seen Apatow and Co. do this simply isn't it. This is a Jody Hill movie starring Seth Rogen, and it may be the funniest thing I have ever seen.

Rogen plays Ronnie Barnhardt, a gun obsessed mall security guard with delusions of grandeur and the social skills of David Brent. When a pervert flashes a group of women at the mall, including the object of Ronnie's desire, slutty make-up counter girl Brandi (Anna Faris at her funniest since JUST FRIENDS, exactly the character stuff we love to see her in), Ronnie declares it his life's purpose to solve the case. After the mall is robbed and Detective Harrison (Ray Liotta, also awesome and intense, this isn't Liotta selling out as you might expect in a comedy, he's at his best since NARC) is sent in by the police, Ronnie ignites a turf war that leads to an ultimate showdown with the local cops. I hesitate to give you any more as one, I know you already ran a script review a few months ago, and it seems to stay at least within the general realm of what was written, and two, the shock value of this movie is unlike we've ever seen. Stiller, Carrey, Ferrell and Myers can break out the pen and paper and start taking notes, this is shock/gross out/crude humor that is fresh and funny and pushes limits I didn't think were possible in a major motion picture. The movie is violent as hell, Hill taking a cue from Scorsese and really making us feel the fights, but that only helps to intensify the mind-raping that you're sitting through (I mean that in the best way possible, I just don't see how I can watch movies the same way after this...). I heard that Rogen said it was a "comedic TAXI DRIVER" and aside from being the weirdest grouping of words in cinematic history, it actually really holds up. This movie is about the descent of a man confronted with insignificance to the world and, who in addition to being bi-polar and off his meds, is unable to deal with his irrelevance and goes off the deep end; and earns a surprisingly dramatic turn from Seth Rogen (who knew?), but beyond all of that, it's really fucking funny.

For being mainly set inside a mall, the film looked amazing and was edited with a cool sense of style most at the helm of a comedy seem to ignore. I've already decided to buy the soundtrack and with the possible exception of the under-use of some of the cameo actors (Patton Oswald, Aziz Ansari of Human Giant, Dan Bakkedal (formerly?) of the Daily Show and FOOT FIST vets Danny McBride, Collette Wolfe and Ben Best) I can't think of anything negative to say.

One more mention about a supporting actor, Michael Pena. You probably know him as the Mexican guy with the little girl in CRASH or opposite Nic Cage in WORLD TRADE CENTER, but for the rest of his career he will rightfully be known as Ronnie's right hand man, Dennis. I'm struggling to draw comparisons to any other character I've ever seen in a film because it's just not there. Since Walter Sobchack we haven't laughed this hard at a supporting character, and that being said the two are nothing alike. There is a two minutes sequence later in this film that crosses so many boundaries and twists your perception of this guy so much that you'll feel cheated you only got to really know who this guy is later in the film..

There was just so much awesome all around this thing, it ran for a little over an hour and a half and for the first time ever walking out of a test screening I felt like it was too short if anything at all. I'm sure some of the girls in the audience were turned off by the violence and grossness (I was bummed not to be part of the focus group to hear some other people's thoughts) and it would be tough to say this movie is for everyone, but that's kind of the point (and at least whatever recruited audience I was in was dying with laughter the whole way through). OBSERVE AND REPORT is as different and fresh and gloriously successful as a comedy has been in years. Go see this movie.




Nice to hear that Michael Pena is the scene-stealer this time out. OBSERVE AND REPORT opens nationwide on April 10th.



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  • Mar 08, 2009 10:34:13 PM CDT

    FIRST!

    by deweyoxburger

  • Mar 08, 2009 10:38:36 PM CDT

    And another thing about Watchmen...

    by phil connors

    ...buuurrrrppppP!!!!

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  • Mar 08, 2009 10:41:20 PM CDT

    saw the trailer at Watchmen

    by saint andeol

    it looks really twisted and funny. i was getting a kind of "Bad Santa" vibe from the trailer, and i fucking love that movie, so i've got high hopes for this one.

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  • Mar 08, 2009 10:42:24 PM CDT

    Why are you stopping motherfucker?

    by runrun

    that was funny

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  • Mar 08, 2009 10:46:16 PM CDT

    PLANT!!!!

    by kief_ledger

    Sorry, had to say it, and this review is really damn planty

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  • Mar 08, 2009 10:48:18 PM CDT

    watchmenwatchmenwatchmenwatchmenwatchmen

    by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell

    hey guys, i think we need another watchmen talkback!

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  • Mar 08, 2009 10:55:56 PM CDT

    Call me Knox Harrington, Studio Plant

    by chrth

    I kid, I kid. But this got no reaction before Watchmen. Hangover got laughs for its trailer.

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  • Mar 08, 2009 11:20:50 PM CDT

    ......

    by harold-sherbort

    Colour me Excited!! I LOVES ME SOME COCAINE!!! WHOOP WHOOP!!!

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  • Mar 08, 2009 11:22:02 PM CDT

    Give me a flippin break I reviewed this months ago

    by furyofthefilmfan

    If this is the funniest thing this guy has seen then he seriously hasn't seen much in his life. I was there when Jody Hill presented this film and I call plant on this guy, most of the audience in my new york screening were pretty quiet except for the scenes you guys already saw on the R band trailer.
    This guy GREATLY exaggerates the "violence" in this film, this isn't Taxi Driver meets Paul Blart at all, oh you WANT it to be but it never is...
    Cool sense of Style? for all the people complaining about slow mo thats ALL the style you'll see here with the exception of a few stolen Tarantinoisms thrown about here and there.
    Saying Observe and report is a comedy is like saying Watchmen is a non stop superhero romp. Rogen's material has him doing things that people like Will Ferell only do for an entire duration of a film he just simply is not able to carry a film this way.
    Also Anna Faris, useless! everything you saw in the trailer is what she has to offer they could have snatched up any chick with a decent rack and scored the same performance. completely underutilized.
    Ye have been warned.

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  • Mar 08, 2009 11:28:21 PM CDT

    Who are the ad wizards...

    by wampa 1

    ...that came up with this one?

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  • Mar 08, 2009 11:39:36 PM CDT

    Definitely not a plant

    by jabbayoda

    Come on, would a plant really say something like "Anna Faris at her funniest since JUST FRIENDS, exactly the character stuff we love to see her in"? Oh, wait..

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  • Mar 08, 2009 11:44:17 PM CDT

    Seth Rogen + No Bale = A WASTE OF MY FUCKING TIME

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

  • Mar 08, 2009 11:52:49 PM CDT

    Comment on IMDB from THIS SAME FUCKING PLANT.

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    "I saw the same screening mentioned below in New York last week. Jody Hill introduced the film and told us it was not finished but it still was pretty awesome. I liked Hill's Foot Fist Way and this was something like that but even wilder. Seth Rogen plays a hyped up mall security guard who wants nothing more than to be able to carry a gun and carry off Anna Faris' character…a hot counter girl at the mall.

    While it will receive obvious comparisons with Paul Blart: Mall Cop, the world of Observe and Report makes Blart's look like Rodeo Drive on a warm spring day. Hill has a gift for mining comedy out of the mundane, and he effectively populates his mall with a hilarious food court of human pain.

    Rogen adds a surprising depth to his usual comic genius as the bipolar Ronnie. Faris is a disgusting delight--one of the few actresses who can remain attractive even while she's throwing up. Her performance reminds us why she is one of the best comediennes working today.

    Ray Liotta brings his distinct brand of over-the-top hilarity to the role of Detective Harrison. Patton Oswalt, Michael Pena, and Azis Ansari are a perfect supporting cast. While most of Observe's key male demographic will be horrified to find the graphic nudity is primarily of the non-female persuasion, it effectively sets up a world where anything can, and does, happen. This is perhaps Hill's greatest strength—he's willing to push the boundaries of comedy to the very edge, resulting in a fresh, daring voice that will leave audiences sore from laughter."

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  • Mar 09, 2009 12:00:31 AM CDT

    I don't know..

    by harold-sherbort

    Somethin tells me this movie doesn't need a "Plant" to sell it, or start a good word campaign. It will make it's money just because Rogen is in it. Whether or not people like it is another story. Now, a movie like "The Horsemen", that movie needed a plant like someone that studies botany.

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  • Mar 09, 2009 12:04:00 AM CDT

    Harold Sherbort

    by kief_ledger

    Rogen isn't a 100% sure thing like say, Adam Sandler. For proof, look at the box office returns for Zach and Miri Make A Porno

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  • Mar 09, 2009 12:05:32 AM CDT

    adam sandlers new play it safe movies

    by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell

    kinda help too. jesus. zohan is what passed as high concept for him.

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  • Mar 09, 2009 12:13:43 AM CDT

    "A comedic 'Taxi Driver' "

    by funnyhat

    This just made my list of must-see movies.

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  • Mar 09, 2009 12:15:07 AM CDT

    Saw the ad for this movie on TV today

    by deagle2

    Holy crap it looks like ass. Some people have said it was funny but you sure couldn't tell from the previews. I think I'll skip this one. Oh, and this review is one of the more obvious PLANTS I've seen here on here in a while.

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  • Mar 09, 2009 12:16:03 AM CDT

    cant see the trailer. and seth Rogen is highly overrated

    by mr_x

    Yeah I fucking said it. which genius decided to put these security measures on this trailer. what I have to live in the homeland to watch a fucking video?!? the last good funny thing he did was the 40 year old virgin

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  • Mar 09, 2009 12:18:12 AM CDT

    Kief Ledger...

    by harold-sherbort

    I suppose you're right. 7 million over budget isn't a great return.

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  • Mar 09, 2009 12:32:22 AM CDT

    well - we'll see soon enough

    by headgeek

    OBSERVE AND REPORT is playing SXSW - which kinda means that Warners & Legendary are not afraid to screen the film early. Which is generally a very very good sign for this kind of film.

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  • Mar 09, 2009 12:55:00 AM CDT

    There must be soemthing in the water over at CHUD

    by industrykiller!

    The implication in the beginning is "there are people that love this deliciously subversive comedy gem, and then there are idiots" If you go over to CHUD, Feraci has posted several long winded diatribes about why Watchmen is genius and its critics must have something wrong with them, the thing all these arguments have in common is that they hold no water whatsoever when weighed up against genuine, example filled criticisms. Seriously, if you are going to imply that anyone who criticizes a film you like is wrong from the ground up, at least take their criticisms head on. Now I havent seen Observe and Report, but the trailer looked redundant and facile. NOTHING about it seemed even remotely subversive unless saying fuck a lot and puke jokes have become counterculture. And this is coming from a guy who uses fuck like a mantra and typically really enjoys everything Rogen does.

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  • Mar 09, 2009 12:57:52 AM CDT

    BTW this is ridiculously PLANT!!!

    by industrykiller!

    Can't watch movies the same way again? Give me a fucking break. And before anyone uses the adjective "different" to describe this film you better explain why it applies.

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  • Mar 09, 2009 12:58:57 AM CDT

    I have to admit

    by flying spaghetti monster

    Eastbound & Down is pretty damn hilarious. I can't get enough of Danny McBride, plus tonight's episode was directed by David Gordon Green. McBride shooting up steriods with three 6 mafia playing in the background is classic.

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  • Mar 09, 2009 1:00:07 AM CDT

    Of course their not afraid. The suits think Rogen is untouchable

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    Lets prove 'em wrong and tank this fucking turd.

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  • Mar 09, 2009 1:01:47 AM CDT

    IndustryKiller!

    by critch

    Feraci is a fucktard. If it smells close to anything outside the studio system, CHUD will suck it's cock. Anything that's commercial is slammed. Since Watchmen is a hell of a risk for a studio, he's all over it, even though it has some problems (Though still damn good.) Just knowing he's for this movie means I won't waste my time with it.
    CHUD makes this place look like the damn Hollywood Reporter.

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  • Mar 09, 2009 1:01:51 AM CDT

    IndustryKiller! -- Its in Faraci's contract. He must be positive

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

    ...about Watchmen. In return he got the chance to suck Zach Snyder's cock in his hotel room. Didn't you see that interview?

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  • Mar 09, 2009 1:49:52 AM CDT

    this HAS to be a plant

    by geek molester

    a movie starring Seth can't possibly be funny, right? OK "funniest movie I've seen in my life" raises red flags lol but still.

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  • Mar 09, 2009 2:35:20 AM CDT

    APRIL IS SHAPING UP TO BE A HELL OF A MONTH

    by broseph

    I'VE GOT 6 CONCERTS AND THIS TO LOOK FORWARD TO

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  • Mar 09, 2009 2:41:37 AM CDT

    DRAGONBALL will rape this movie in April.

    by mike_d

    mark my words.

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  • Mar 09, 2009 3:06:48 AM CDT

    dragonball will also rape its fans

    by supercowbell4therequestformorecowbell

    repeatedly in all holes

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  • Mar 09, 2009 3:16:14 AM CDT

    I GET THE SETH ROGEN HATE BUT ZACK & MIRI CHANGED MY MIND.....

    by 1978creepythinman

    I avoided Zack and Miri for a few reasons reasons. One was the fact that the Weinsteins don’t have a fucking clue on how run a proper advertising champagne anymore. I thought that Clerks 2 was an instant classic, reaffirmed my faith in Smith and but the trailer for Z&M didn’t do anything for me. Two, the trailer, the subject and “Star Whores” made it look like Smith was hitting easy marks and that we were getting another Mallrats/Dogma/Jay&SBSB instead of quality Smith such as Clerks/Chasing Amy/Clerks 2. Three, until I saw Zack and Miri I didn’t get what people saw in Seth Rogen. I had read an article a few years ago about how he was a member of this little clique of Jewish guys running around Hollywood and I just thought he kept getting cast because he had some sort of Jewish Decoder Ring (TM) and knew the Secret Handshake. He also came off as a modern day Jack Black and I say that because I remember how much I FUCKING HATED Jack Black whenever he showed up in the 90’s. He was always the bug eyed obnoxious loudmouth friend of the lead and Rogen came off that way in everything I had seen him in until Z&M. There’s also the fact that when I read sites like AICN and CHUD, people like McWeeny/Faraci/Nunziata identify with Rogen because he looks just like them, fat, unshaved, wears glasses with messy hair and looks like he has questionable hygiene issues and they LOVE the fantasy that a guy that looks like that could be nailing Katherine Heigl and Elizabeth Banks rather then the blow up dolls and mail order brides that make up the reality of their lives. But I was wrong on all counts. Zack & Miri was classic Smith and right up there with his best work. The movie was fucking funny, filthy and ultimately emotionally satisfying while avoiding anything resembling the “Let’s all have sex with each other” sloppiness of Chasing Amy’s ending. As it stand my favorite Smith flicks look like this – Clerks 2, Zack and Miri, Chasing Amy and Clerks. But I find it strange how the very same people at AICN and CHUD who praise Rogen and Apatow’s films were ready to shit all over Z&M. But then I realized why that is. Although they identify with Rogen and love the fantasy love life he has in his movies, they are all movie people like myself and have a deep seated hatred for Kevin Smith because he’s doing what they wish they had the talent or drive to do. Smith’s managed to make a career as a Writer/Director making movies with dick and fart jokes while losers like McWeeny have to kiss Mick Garris’ ass to get “his” shitty screenplays produced while Faraci/Nunziata practically blow anyone they can in the hopes that they’ll get a credit on some big budget movie. All three of them come off as pretentious douchebags and act as they know what the fuck their talking about but in reality don’t have a fucking clue. Whenever they write about Smith I can feel the hatred for him because he’s doing what they wish they could. Even in this days and age of Digital Video, these ass kissing sycophants troll Hollywood in the hope for a break when they should be out there showing us what they’ve got. Write a Script; get a camera and MAKE A FUCKING MOVIE. Until then your criticisms of Smith’s movies mean fuck all because as we know those who can’t do, criticize.

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  • Mar 09, 2009 4:00:22 AM CDT

    Mind Raping?

    by roberts

    Whats the deal with rape being used as a adjective to everything these days? Is rape fanatasies the only way that rabid fanboys can truly express their comprehension of enjoyment at a film? I think this review is from a studio plant and the saddest thing about it is is it uses lingo like 'mind raping' because the studio sees us all as fucking losers with our limp dicks held in our chubby fists toggling between this site and anime porn.

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  • Mar 09, 2009 4:19:49 AM CDT

    Either way, there will be a lot of raping in April.

    by mike_d

  • Mar 09, 2009 4:57:56 AM CDT

    I didn't mean to turn this into an anti-Feraci pow wow

    by industrykiller!

    I don't even hate Devin Feraci, I think he can be a pretty perceptible guy when he wants to be, he just gets pathetically in the tank for some projects, and thats a trend Im noticing a lot lately and that seems to be where Beaks is coming from here. There is just an awful lot of people defending by way of discrediting and it never has a fucking thing to do with the actual valid criticisms that come up. It's always "this person is/will be wrong because of some random reason that has nothing to do with the film itself". Enough is enough. There will be plenty of people who wont find Observe and Report funny for myriad reasons that have nothing to do with being offended or disgusted by the black comedy of it. Personally, if the trailer is any indicator, I just find it boring and cloying. Like someone is begging me to laugh by just going more and more extreme. Witht hat said im in no way "hating" on the film, I hope to hell I find it as funny as I did Pineapple Express, just didnt like the trailer, which reminded me a lot more of douche bag entertaining wunderfilm Tropic Thunder.

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  • Mar 09, 2009 5:07:54 AM CDT

    1978CreepyThinMan

    by steelerman

    that was one of the best posts ive read on this site. well done

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  • Mar 09, 2009 5:23:24 AM CDT

    What the fuck, WB

    by nascentia

    I can't get in to view the red band trailer on that bullshit site. What the fuck do you want, a blood test for me to get in?

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  • Mar 09, 2009 6:08:14 AM CDT

    100 per cent straight up plant...

    by whinynegativebitch

    ...Complete and utter bullshit. I can't usually be bothered calling plant, but that was fake as hell. I still want to see the movie though, even if Foot Fist Way was really average.

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  • Mar 09, 2009 6:26:29 AM CDT

    Please stop using "we"

    by lou c.

    ... like you know everyone who's reading your review. It makes you sound like an arrogant douchebag ...

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  • Mar 09, 2009 7:31:17 AM CDT

    brilliant trailer

    by the cabin boy

    I enjoyed Watchmen, but seeing the less funny trailer (non-red band) for this movie beforehand was one of the best things about it. I have absolute confidence -- and I'm not even that big a Foot Fist fan.

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  • Mar 09, 2009 8:08:38 AM CDT

    The Last 2 Sentences Of the Review Proves

    by estacado1

    that this is a Plant.

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  • Mar 09, 2009 8:35:00 AM CDT

    Who saw Family Guy last night?

    by terry1978

    One gag involved Peter being injected with the "Seth Rogen" gene, which "gives one the illusion of being funny without actually doing anything funny." I swear that was the first time I laughed so hard at that show.

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  • Mar 09, 2009 8:37:34 AM CDT

    Ya..planty feel to it

    by scottindc

    ..but in the end it really may not matter. So long as people keep going to Seth Rogen movies (no matter how devoid of laughs they are), the studios will continue to bank on him. Now, if they'd just added Wings Hauser, Frank Stallone, Stevan Seagal or Jeff Speakman as the mall-flashing pervert, well hell - instant hit (it might even rake in more than Paul Blart). I'd certainly pay my hard-earned buckaroos to see Seagal twist Rogen's fucking head off.

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  • Mar 09, 2009 8:41:32 AM CDT

    "Jody Hill taking a cue from Scorsese..."

    by thekylegassproject

    AHAHAHAHHAA!!!!

    holy fucking SHIT! i always laugh at the ppl screaming PLANT on this sight. but even i can't deny it. this is a fucking PLANT!!!

    this is brazen. even for AICN...

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  • Mar 09, 2009 9:17:00 AM CDT

    'Naked' already is a comedy

    by laserhead

  • Mar 09, 2009 9:25:31 AM CDT

    Do the studios have college seniors writing "reviews" now?

    by k|lldozer

    That shit was painful to read, starting at "it may be the funniest thing I've ever seen!" Oh, MAY BE? why play coy with it? Commit, already. "Pushes limits I didn't think were possible in a mainstream film." I'm glad you're having fun in college, but maybe you shouldn't be copying directly out of your textbook for Hyperbole 101.

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  • Mar 09, 2009 9:47:12 AM CDT

    Fucking LAME!

    by doctorwho?

    "this is shock/gross out/crude humor that is fresh and funny..."
    No such thing. Lowest common denominator bullshit. If 'anybody' can do it...it's not art.The descent of humor, music and art into the depths of mediocrity continues. Oh there's great art to be found...you just have to work at it. Frankly. It's just easier for America to consume King Of The Hill, Aston Kutcher, Hip Hop and Hoobistank.
    Lazy.

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  • Mar 09, 2009 10:00:27 AM CDT

    Boycott this shit. Download it illegally if you have to.

    by dannyglovers_dickblood

  • Mar 09, 2009 1:23:25 PM CDT

    Fanboys have the worst sense of humor...

    by christian66

    ...along with most Americans. They don't understand actual wit or subtlty, so shit and punch gags are the norm. See "Ow My Balls!" in IDIOCRACY.

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  • Mar 09, 2009 1:31:46 PM CDT

    Faraci, McWeeny, and Beaks are hands down

    by quin the eskimo

    the best movie news website writers out there. Don't necessarily agree with 'em, but it's nice to read a reviewer that doesn't reference food or sex in EVERY single review.

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  • Mar 09, 2009 1:48:00 PM CDT

    SOUNDS AWESOME! CAN'T WAIT!

    by fassbinder79

  • Mar 09, 2009 3:08:17 PM CDT

    Quin seriously?

    by scottindc

    You're being serious? You think Faraci is the best interviewer out there? Really? Personally I think he finds ways to earn every bit of venomous fucking scorn he gets - mainly becomes he's a talentless pompous crank. But hey, that's just my worthless take. Judge for yourself: http://tinyurl.com/devinfaracihasbeentouched

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  • Mar 09, 2009 4:16:52 PM CDT

    When Foliage Attacks (Now With Extra Chlorophyl)

    by soylentmean

    This movie comes out in a month and they're still doing test screenings? Yeah fuckin' right.

    I plan on seeing this movie but not because of this shrubbery.

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  • Mar 09, 2009 7:43:39 PM CDT

    I'll still watch it.

    by norm cascade

    Despite what you nancies seem to want everybody else to do. The redband trailer wasn't bad. Why not? I got the free time that would otherwise be spent complaining about everything else.

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  • Mar 09, 2009 10:55:08 PM CDT

    Fuck Faraci and the entire plant kingdom!

    by elvispresleehorsleyharveyoswaldoprahwinf

    But do not doubt the mighty powers of Jody Hill!
    You can not touch Jody Hill. You could boost off Mt. Everest with rocket powered pogo-sticks and a roman candle dangling from your prolapsed anus and still never reach his saintly taint.You are small and Jody Hill is large.You are sleepy, you have masturbated more times in your life already than your entire ancestral line combined.You must rest for you are weak.
    Jody Hill needs no rest. His fuel is your emptiness, your frustration, your pain and also beer.He is haunted by the shadow of his own greatness. You are haunted by billions of dead sperm cells.They do not print your name on cans of re-fried beans. They do not scrub your belly and thighs with sacred salts.
    They do that shit for Jody Hill tho'.

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  • Mar 10, 2009 12:37:36 AM CDT

    the irony of that Family Guy jab...

    by jarek

    They make a jab about Seth Rogen being unfunny during what is argueably the least funny episode of Family Guy I've ever seen... not that it's all that funny anymore anyway.

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  • Mar 10, 2009 12:51:27 AM CDT

    Personally, I think this movie

    by kenny_fuckin_powers

    looks like it's about a fuckin loser, who has no self respect. those kinds of people are not the kind I would like to spend my valuable presence with. i shit on mall cops, and then make them wipe my fuckin ass. except that's a joke, cause i'm not gay, and men don't touch my ass. they may look at it, and think it's steely, but that's as gay as kenny fuckin powers gets.

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