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Mega Fox To Get Plenty Wet As Aquatic Superhero FATHOM!!
I am – Hercules!!
Transformers babe Megan Fox will play the title character in Fox Atomic's “Fathom,” based on the Aquamanish/Submarinerish comic book title about a champion swimmer and marine biologist who learns she’s part of an underwater race.
I say? Megan Fox + Water = big win for moviegoing audiences.
Find all of Variety’s story on the matter here.
The Hollywood Reporter, meanwhile, says Fox is negotiating to star opposite Josh Brolin and John Malkovich in Warner Bros.' "Jonah Hex," a far drier funnybook adaptation. Read about that here.
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Although it's a Jungian slip ... because we're all thinking it
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nuff' said
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best typo OR best nickname ever!
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total disrespect to Micheal Turner
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Winner Winner Deep Fried Greasy Chicken Dinner
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Except there will be a coked up hot chick in it.
Got be better than "blue crush".
Does this make sense?
No.
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Shame he isn't around to see his creation come to full-blooded life. :)
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sea above
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The bubbles hatch and transform into mermaids...
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but she is pretty close
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Herc - you are so awesome.
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My dick just shit itself.
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sorry, first thing that came to mind when I heard the words Megan Fox and water
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...can a piece about a dripping wet Megan Fox be greeted by a "Meh". No wonder fanboys are the butt of all social jokes.
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Seriously, just when comic/geek franchises were starting to get good again, we get the next Elektra/Catwoman to kill the trend for a few years. Seriously, has there ever been a good chick superhero movie? Will this suck worse than wonderwoman?
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how about some big name comic heroes instead of these ones that no one has a frickin clue about. Namor! with Daniel Dae Kim. you start throwing out these substandard superheroes flicks and you'll over saturate the market. god damm greedy hollywood fucking execs
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Just do a porno, Mrs. Fox. Forget the Transformers shit.
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Awesome. Truly awesome. And she ditched the 90210 loser. Good career move.
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...In the "movie to drunkenly stare at wet ass in HD" spot on my shelf. Neither can act their way out of a paper bag, but I'm stroked for this one...
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for a movie I have no desire to see.
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Seriously. It's like she made a concentrated effort to ruin her delicious body.
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Mar 03, 2009 10:02:45 PM CST
Too bad Michael Turner isn't around to see this
by pissed off and bitter
Poor guy. I met him a few times before he became a comic book star. Real nice and humble guy. I liked his earlier work better than his later stuff but still, the first story arc of Fathom, I always thought, would make a great movie. They need a good, competent director for this. Please no Michael Bay.
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it can only be an improvement on the comic, which was fucking awful. And Turner was a crappy artist anyhow. Losing Seth Fisher was a much greater loss. Too bad Fox is blowing her chance to play a comic book character on this.
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A couple of shots and that's all it takes. She hot but as smart as a dump truck.
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This might just be the perfect role for her. Look hot...say stupid shit...Lots of CGI. Hey...I give her this much...she knows her niche and is cashing in before she hits the brick wall around 30. Coke, Cock and mounds of Cash take their toll pretty fast.
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It was an amazing time, the 90's. Technology was pushed and we saw things like Jurassic Park, T2, and Titanic come to life like never before. Now that weve seen all of that and done it all, we have to find something new for movie-goers to pay for. Thus, we give you MODEL/ACTORS! Prime example- Megan Fox. Why? Why THE FUCK not?!
Hollywood, youre like a heroin junkee now. All your talents and life is gone, youre down to suckin dick for another hit. Shame on you for wasting MILLIONS into crap like THIS and HER, when there are PLENTY of talented writers and actors struggling everyday to get decent jobs. FUCK HOLLYWOOD! -
Just do a Playboy spread and be done with it. Save millions of dollars and time and still make some money.
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Mar 03, 2009 10:16:42 PM CST
Denise Richards no longer Least Credible Movie Scientist Ever
by maxcalifornia.
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Brian Austin Green. If that doesn't scream.."I'll fuck anyone who can further my career" I don't know what does. Now that she is a B lister..she dropped his D list ass like a hot potato. Hell...as far as Fucking for career advancement she might be giving Tom Arnold a run for his money. I bet she tossed Bays Salad daily after he cast her in Transformers...Who knows what she did to ensure a part in 2.
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Now convince me why I should pay to see this movie...
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World rejoices.
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When I was in High school Turner came to my town for a comic signing/pimping FATHOM/TOMB RAIDER/WITCHBLADE crossover. He came While I was in class but my Dad (RIP too) went to the shop and got a bunch of posters and books signed. Mmmmmm, good memory
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In my pants.
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don't mistake the meh coming from fanboys but moreso fat loser film geek cunts.
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She probably opened her mouth and diad 'ahh' to old mikey bay and treansformers 2 was fast tracked. Seriously I've seen hotter chicks than her give in after 4 shots and all I can say is thank god for patron.
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Damn 12th beer
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I'm all like "Hey. I'm just gonna run out of the water. Then whatta you gonna do, huh? Nothin'. That's what you're gonna do."
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not that that's a bad thing
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She couldn't possibly. Jessica Alba swam that luscious bod of her's around in that one shitty movie that I can't even remember the title of and as much as it sucked I still get frozen in place whenever it's on TV watching Alba swim around like some magnificent mermaid. Give Fox a break, dicks are knockin it before a single frame has shot, the comic was nothing more than a vehicle for Turner's fanboy boner-fuel artwork, casting Fox seems like the perfect marriage to me.
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just saying
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and he was pitching her to star in the adaptation for a couple years now, and then he passed away. :(
She left a nice little message to him in the Michael Turner tribute book, not something just anyone would do or as to do...
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or hones her chops, considering the emotional involvement...
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Poor guy, he's not so bad in SCC I don't think, and he just got dumped by one of the hottest actresses in Hollywood so little bit of support there Bri, better to have Fox'd and lost than never to have Fox'd at all.
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'nuff said.
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I've only seen her in Transformers, and while I'm not going to argue that she's a n acting genius or anything a I found her to be more than passable in a thankless role in a shit movie.
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...yup, she's hot. But hot chicks are dime a dozen in Hollywood. She seems sort of bland...what sets her apart from any other hot chick/models? Drooling boys...please explain.
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That's because her sweet, sweet love juice smells like rose petals and unicorn's breath. Trust me, I know. It's been dripping off my chin all afternoon.
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Of the local schools resident trailer trash whore who dates the abusive and neglectful HS sports star in what is probably an attempt to relive her first experience with a man, that of the abusive, possibly sexual, relationship she had with her now incarcerated father?Dude..that wasn't acting.
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thats why
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That is what sets her apart. Sure Hot chicks are a dime a dozen...But Megan Screams "I'm a Fuck Dream" at the top of her lungs. The interviews...the bad tattoos..the rumors of sexual favors that have floated around.
She is like the 3rd hottest Stripper in a Vegas strip club that you can pick up for $200/hr ....but with the Cache of appearing on the big screen. Fuckalicious. -
That was the role I was talking about.
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She ain't that hot. Apparently flashing one's midriff in a terrible Michael Bay movie is all it takes to be named the SEXIEST WOMAN ***EVER***!!! these days...
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She acquitted herself pretty well in that mess of pissing robots, product placement, fat guys eating donuts, masturbation jokes and fetishistic military porn. Hell, she was better than John Turturro. Poor, poor John Turturro.
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There shouldn't even be an Aquaman movie. He's a mediocre superhero, but most people know who he is, who the fuck is this Fathom? What a crocka shit!
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he was feeling his way around the street with his stick right...he went around this fish market, he stopped, took a breath and said...good morning megan fox
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I'd buy that for a dollar!
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The thought of Megan Fox playing this character, makes me want to drip 12.50 on opening night! :)
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Or I won't bother. But I know it will be PG, at best PG-13. Oh, and my Johnson got harder than usual with that pic.
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ATLANTIS RISING, CAPT. NEMO, and now FATHOM - after having none.Did I miss any others?
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that tub is happy
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That's about all I can manage that's coherent.
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Turners chicks were unbelievebly hot. Shes fine, i see girls like her all the time.
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Bring it on.
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not because I don't like her. I just wish she was a member of my fight club, so that I could ruin something so pristine.---Oh fuck I broke a rule.
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Damn, I didn't know Turner had died. I remember reading about his battle with cancer in Wizard way back when, but somehow missed news of his passing last summer. R.I.P. man.
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I mean, great role for her. Yup- hottest chick in the world staring in an aquatic superhero movie. Good stuff.
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she used to drop by their booth at SD Comic Con. For reals.
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Is she like, the Submariner with Boobs? And is she gonna whip out her titties? These are the questions that I ask, and the answers will determine whether or not I waste my time with this. Oh yeah, I should probably ask whether or not Fathom is actually a good comic book, or whether or not it's just built around having a Sea Lady walk around in a bikini.
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That's ok. With no balls, you make a chick Submariner movie instead. WTF?
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...or my lap. I'm not picky.
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Honestly, for as much respect as I have for Michael Turner, THIS is the first work of his to make it into the "big time"? Regardless of how smoking hot Megan Fox may be, I'm not plinking down my ten bucks to watch her softcore up for this.
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Megan Fox is not nearly as hot as any of you have been told to believe. And told. And told again. It's very sad.
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I kinda don't want to meet that person.
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" Form feet and legs ! Launch the ballistic missiles ! Mega-box car robots, unite ! NASH OUT ! "
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Wisecracking bastard, as always.
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" You're tearing me apart, Mega !! "
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Mar 04, 2009 2:38:46 AM CST
~~~Is That a Herpes Sore Lower Left Behind Towel?~~~
by the marquis de side 3
COS IT'S HUUUUUUUGE! =0p
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RIP dude.
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Simply Hollywood pandering to pre-pubescent boys. Probably make a shit ton of $$$ but will be fucking dirge.
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She kinda loses her appeal, because you know she's been rammed by more cocks than a nymphomaniac hen.
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i'd pound her like a two-dollar steak.
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Mar 04, 2009 4:07:29 AM CST
Best... Movie... Ever... If I was twelve.
by i_am_not_the_droid_you_are_looking_for
As I'm not, I'll be practicing my poker face for when it comes out.
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just buy some porn people. If I was 12 and too small to reach the top shelf in the newsagent this would be the greatest thing ever, but as I'm an adult it's not.
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Has she done porn yet ?
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A "Room" reference in a TB. Well played, sir.
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...otherwise, I'm not interested.
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Water World, that was a fun and well thought-out film, that was slandered by those in the industry that were out to get Kevin Costner at the time. The film made a profit, despite the slanders, but is still largely thought of as a failure, due to the powerful, venomous, and relentless defamation campaign that was launched against it, but I digress. I would love to see the story of Water World continue, one that would follow the little girl, now all grown-up...and Costner's character being forced to return to save her again.
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You're gay. Period.
Yeah, she's skanky, I know. And she's CRAZY HOT skanky. She's Top Shelf Skank. You look at that hot, skanky, vaguely coked out sex kitten and want to turn it down? Then you like cock. Period.
For the record, I think gay is great. Be gay and have the time of your life. But know this and know it well -- if you see a pic of Megan Fox and the first thoughts that pop into your head is that she's a bad actress and/or that she's skanky? Than you're gay. -
Am hoping Megan Fox is fucking our eyeballs, and well, everywhere else
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Sometimes not sure if you are joking or not, Water World sequel, assume that's a joke
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Mar 04, 2009 6:12:43 AM CST
Fake Tits & Lose 20 lbs...only then will fanboys be happy
by bill brasky
Here's to Bill Brasky!!!
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....yes please...
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Mar 04, 2009 6:37:48 AM CST
Damn I thought this was a remake of the Raquel Welch movie
by tylerdurden3395
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shes also in Jonah Hex...which I was looking forward too, but now have some concerns about due to Mis.Fox being basically eye candy and nowt else
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This is perfect casting and a great move for Megan. NEXT, cast Rhona Mitra for Tomb Raider Redux. And make both movies R.
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Fathom= win! Megan Fox= fecking win!
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Tattoos on a beautiful girl = graffitti on the Sistine Chapel.
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that actresses have to suck and fuck their way to the top??...i think those days are long gone. Fox will have been in the biz for a good while whos made it big in Transformers after numerous screen tests from Bay and a shit load of producers tried to find the right girl..i really doubt the whole 'suck my dick and i'll make you a star' thing is still about in this day and age...
alothough ive been wrong before....
thoughts please
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They'll have to do something about her "Brian" crotch tattoo...
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such as Fathom. "Jennifer's body", or whatever that upcoming one is, should help show that either way.
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What a shitty show Surface was. Utter shit!
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whether it be for young models or young actresses, apparently it's still good to be a producer
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Too bad I'm at work.
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Mar 04, 2009 7:48:32 AM CST
who is getting her wet now that Brian is out of the picture ?
by miyamoto_musashi
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"Megan Fox is not nearly as hot as any of you have been told to believe."
Yeaaah, we've been "told to believe" that by our eyes, brains and/or loins, which as we all know are very unreliable sources on hotness. oh, wait, they're the only reliable sources. It's not like AICN or any other site has tricked anybody into thinking she's got a nice figure and lovely features. It's hysterical when pimply pasty basement-dwelling trolls think they can declare a beautiful young woman to not be attractive because they say so. You don't find her attractive? Fine. Everyone has their own tastes. but "Megan Fox is not nearly as hot as any of you have been told to believe?" You're full of shit. -
She is a HOTSKANKOBOT. She transforms from a hot chick into another hot chick. She shoots cocaine out of her fingertips and is a Master Felatrix.
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of the Fuckin disrespect of turner. He made comics and was a fellow fanboy. Were they top Notch? Maybe not. But the straight up dissrespect of a fellow comic book lover is low. Even by fanboy standards. How can you be so classless as to bash a fallen comrade like that?
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They are always huge hits, no? Don't forget the last few bombs included characters (Elektra, Catwoman, Laura Croft) audiences had heard of. Keep the budget down and make sure you pre sell the foreign territory rights. And may God have mercy on your souls.
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Eat something and get thee to an acting class.
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maybe a young starlet still has to 'do the rounds' with directors and producers until she gets her name in bright lights*like christmas*...then she can fuck who she wants...
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and have her play 'Crossfire' by Stevie Ray Vaughn, and she'd be my top guitar student from 1998. You are spot on about the Nineties, Weezinthejuice!
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..the soap?! Nice! She's not a great actress, but she really doesn't have to do anything but be 1/2 naked.
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How about the time when I was trapped in Megan Fox's body?
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to spread, suck and swallow.If you live in LA and have friends in the industry,or business connected too or frequented by those in it..the rumors run pretty deep..and probably true. Ego and the promise of continued Fame make people do pretty much anything to keep the $$$ and Adoration rolling in. The casting couch is alive and well. Megan is still a B lister at best...Bays cock was no doubt well serviced.
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But in water with Megan Fox!
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just sayin'
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no lie
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i don't understand you fuckers that drool over this girl. she's not the first or only pretty girl on the planet. over-fucking-rated. i've seen better ass at the library.
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no you haven't
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"surfs...up,stud""ooo, I wanna ride YOUR longboard!" alright I gotta stop I'm turning myself on.
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NOW!!!!!!!
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Angelina Jolie 2.0 + Aquaman = Direct to video.
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Picked on by the pretty girls at the library too I presume...
Hater.
If you find her anything other than sexy you're a poo-stabber. Also a completely non-debatable point. -
..I could give two shits about Megan and her career. However, if there are T&A bareshots, I'll conside torrenting this cinema disaster waiting to happen.
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Look at her eyes in every photo spread she's ever done. She just has this vapid I don't wanna be here look in her eyes. I imagine she's the same way in the sack. I can think of about 20 to 30 other girls I'd rather be with first in Hollywood over miss Fox.
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But Fathom is pretty awful.
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Mar 04, 2009 11:13:20 AM CST
I'm fairly sure I saw her in Female Squirters porn last night.
by stuntcock mike
I had my hockey helmet on at the time, so I can't really be sure.
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Honestly I would not be shocked if she actually ended up dating Seth MacFarlane. She always gives off this vibe that she's into the geeky smart ass types, so who can say.
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and it also sounds like I'll be watching it!
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Fathom barely warranted a comic book either!
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damn
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If it smells like cologne, leave it alone you dirty little girl
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like comments from ALANMOORES_SQUIDBLOOD, Stalkeye etc etc...id forgot just how brutal this place can be...not having a go or anything...just never underestimate the sheer brutality of the honesty of the posters here....imdb? pah aint got nuthing on aicn...
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continuing on from what i was saying - like if she reads the comments here (like Bruce willis and Sly do i think) i hope she dosnt run away from the (expensive widescreen) computer screen crying....then again to have made it to where she is in HW its gotta be water off a ducks back even at her young age...i mean she must have heard and seen everything by now...and i do mean...EVVVVVERYTHING imaginable!...think about it producers, directors, casting agents, co stars, singers, execs all hittin on her 24/7...telling her they got big dicks, loadsa money, i can get you that role if you suck the dick etc, a million bucks to lettme do it etc etc etc...i mean c'mon we all know what really must go on in hollywood right?....man what a fuckin planet this is...jeeze-us!
guys who make it in hollywood - (actors obviously), but produvers, execs etc etc - must be like living like a greek god or sumthing -
In other news - fuck this crap.
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Oh, you ' white knight '. Bow before thee, everyone !
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And I promise you, the dawn is coming....
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and I'm already jerkin off.
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I sure hope there is a quasi-lesbian scene. Doubt, I'll watch it, but I'll be sure to check out the good parts on Mr. Skin.
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Man. You guys are a riot.
And yeah, I do believe the casting couch still exists. How else would you explain the influx of untalented hacks?
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if i'm spending cash to see it.
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it has to exist. how else could amanda peet continue to find work. she must give one hellva a happy ending too.
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... good casting for a film no one REALLY wants to see.......
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. oh, and just because she's been cast.... doesn't really mean a whole lot...... 90% chance this doesn't get made.... unless straight to video.... it'd be like "Witchblade"..... just don't see this obscure hero getting a film. not saying it won't, but i'd bet against it.
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Megan Fox is to pop film today what Shannon Elizabeth was 10 years ago... cleaning up when it comes to parts that require a nubile/buxom sex bomb - and she will continue to do so until the new "it" girl comes along... at that point she'll get put out to pasture like all of the others that have come before.
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She'd be a marine biologist but also a gear-head who just happens to know how to fix cars or whatever the stupid plot point would be. A little tired of MF... has no one heard of Odette Yustman? Lizzy Caplan? Mandy Amano??? Hell, she's at least got the comic book street cred...
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Mar 04, 2009 4:01:04 PM CST
Never read Fathom, but she'll do for casting that character
by puddleglum
Assuming that chich on the comic cover iswho she'll play. She doesn't have to act well, just fill out the two-piece. And they know guys are gonna be okay watching that for 90 minutes. Even the fat lennys of the world who say they see hotter chicks at the library. heh
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at least she could act AND look the part.
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as are most of top cows turds. Megan Fox in a bikini..bfd
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..... mmmm, sorry, love me some shannon elizabeth
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: THE MOTION PICTURE.
Don't be shocked when this goes straight to DVD.
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Mar 04, 2009 5:17:07 PM CST
I remember Cameron was gonna exec produce this...
by pissed off and bitter
I remembered reading it awhile back. Then a trailer came out and I thought it was for this film but it was For Solaris. Solaris was a pretty good flick in my opinion, could've been better given the subject matter. But I think it would be at least competent if Cameron's involved. Wonder if he's still involved?
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Jolie is much better looking and can act. Megan is kinda cute but Jolie would kick butt in this movie or wonder woman hands down. And no Octamom does not in any way resemble Jolie.
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Mar 04, 2009 5:34:57 PM CST
'If you don't get the appeal of Megan Fox, you're gay. Period."
by darkman
Wow. That *really* puts me in my place. You've cracked the riddle. If I don't drool over Megan Fox, I love the cock. Now that's convincing logic. Seriously, go fuck yourself.
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OH MY!...she nekid!! tee hee hee tee hee hee
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a boob job 1st. not that her current chesticles aren't nice but she could stand to go up a cup size or two..........or 3.
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are they gay or something? Ive never understood it
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It was clearly inspired by Road Warrior/Mad Max 2...and is Road Warrior on the seas. The film worked, and I was expecting it to be a mess, thanks to the word of the critics, but found it to be a smart amusement park ride of a film, and a pleasurable popcorn movie. It deserves a sequel. Will it get one, probably not, because the legend of it being a bad movie now outweighs the fact that it was a very good film, thus, the Scarlett Letter drawn on it, and most people's perceptions, has won out. I just ask people to think for themselves, for once.Costner was the target of a campaign to bring down his career when a Universal Studios' chief sought Japanese financing for Universal Studios-- well, the majority stockholder, considered to be the Godfather of Hollywood...found out, and believing it was done behind his back to undermine him, went all "Scorched Earth" policy on everybody involved. Costner got caught-up in all of this, and nearly lost his career...as Water World and other Costner films quickly became the target of the execs wrath. If I recall correctly, it was Lou Wasserman vs. Michael Ovitz. After all these years, Michael Ovitz' career is still in shambles.
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...to accommodate the erection from this news! :)
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didn't kill water world, it was a dcent concept with horrible execution. Now, can we get back to what a piece of ass Megan Fox is? And what's wrong with that I ask you? What's wrong with a healthy, red-blooded American male digging a red-hot piece of tail? What's more American than that? I say if you can't get behind a hot chick like Fox in a water movie showing lots of skin then you are against this country and are an unpatriotic bastard. As for me, I love this country, and I love hot tail! USA!USA!
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Mar 04, 2009 10:38:58 PM CST
Mad Max was way more violent then waterworld
by im_a_lead_farmer_muthafucker
Hooking a guy up and forcing him to saw his leg off (the first time) is epic and amazing shit.
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ought to be castrated....
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That's the rumor.
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but im wondering if anyone else has read the script for guy ritchies sherlock holmes script? Any thoughts/opinions? Sinc ethe guys here at aicn dont really review scripts anymore (red tails aside)
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Sure, it is ....
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If this woman hadn't been shoved down your throat, you wouldn't look twice. Your response shows you for the sheep you are. And did I say she wasn't hot ? No, I said not as hot as you and sheep like you have been told to believe. Just like your assumptions that someone whose opinion is different than yours (and therefore wrong), that person must be pasty (nope), pimply (not in years), basement dwelling (sorry). Another bill of goods you've been sold - I guess that explains why you're so angry.
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Mar 05, 2009 4:46:17 AM CST
I apologise for asking Media Messiah if he was serious
by miyamoto_musashi
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...but no need to apologize, you appear to be a classy person. No offense taken.
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Wasn't Megan Fox attached to that even before she made JENNIFER'S BODY? It's a comic-book movie! So where the fuck is the Cool News on THAT, huh?
Harry - stop giving us multiple WATCHMEN TBs and give us the goods on the MEGAN FOX - HACK/SLASH MOVIE situation! Is she doing it, or is she not? Either way, it's cooler news than this fucking tired "purists vs revampers" argument going on in the WATCHMEN TBs since fucking forever. -
HACK/SLASH is a better comic than fucking FATHOM will EVER be!
NASH OUT! -
Mrs Spud-To-Be asked me last night if I wanted peas with my chips and burgers. Without thinking, I said
"OF COURSE I FUCKING WANT PEAS! WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T I WANT PEAS? AND WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SQUID? IT DON'T FUCKING WORK WITHOUT THE SQUID! WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND? OOOOHHH GOOOOOOD, I HOIPE IT WAS FUCKING GOOD, BECAUSE IT'S USELESS NOW, ISN'T IT? GIMME A FUCKING ANSWER?"
Then I whipped my cock out and went for her, smacking her about the head and face with it.
Nah, that's all a lie. Like every decent living Englishman who has lived with his woman for a decade or more, I would fear for my cock's safety when I sleep had I done even a fraction of what I put up there. Problem is, it WAS all up in my head when she said it, so that means...
I spend way, way too much time on the AICN TBs. But yes, they can be pretty brutal. I mean, "EAT A BAG OF DICKS!" is practically the way we say "Hi" around here... -
Not wanting to fuck Megan Fox = GAY. No value jodgments attached, no pontificating, no using "gay" in any negative way...
But if YOU don't wanna fuck THAT... you smoke the pole, plain and simple. -
They keep pushing Kate Hudson on us al, too, and I don't wanna fuck THAT.
But Megan Fox... as WWTDD said on his site, "she could have snapping jaws like the thing from "ALIENS" and I'd still try to fuck her". Megan Fox is just composed of 90% pure sex bomb appeal, 9% pure physical orgasm made flesh and 1% geek empathy. Now if she could cook, and had half a brain, what you'd have there is the perfect woman :D -
TRANSFORMERS 3 - BATTLE FOR THE CASTING COUCH
Whoever wins, Sam Bayer is the next Michael Bay -
its a fact...the cock is their god
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They're the only choices you have, fuckers!!!
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OK, I think I know what some people here are getting at. Let me try to explain this with some brevity. My wiener really likes her, but she bores my brain.
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If you are 22...and have as many tats and rumors as Ms. Fox does...YOU are JUST FUCKED UP...that is all there is too it. Normal..hell even normal Porn Stars and Strippers don't get HUGE Tattoos of Marylin Monroe on the Arm...Bulls Eye Tattooed right the ass crack...or the ubiquitous "I'm a Fucked Up Chick" Asian "Strength Tattoo on her neck..these are the firs t indications all is not "Well" in Megans pretty little head. Then the overtly sexual interview where she tells the world she likes Pussy as well as cock.Need I say More?Megan is the kinda girl whom after your auger out her exhaust pipe will climb on your pole...and proceed to grind herself into you while screaming "Fuck me Daddy", as she digs her nails into her own nipples and her anguished, issue laden tears fall onto your face like a rain of pure fucking demonic lust...This is a girl who will ask you to go out and buy an old, windowless panel van and some electrical duct tape so she can relive her darkest, yet most elusively gratifying sexual experience...this is a girl who will no doubt take you on a trip to S.E. Asia with nothing but a suitcase full of BDSM sextoys and Hello Kitty Merchandise. In other words...a really hot, issue laden, fucked from top to bottom sex toy whose entire life has been spent doing anything she has to to claw her way out of the trailer park. FUCKING HOT!
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That's aaaaaaaall good, man... It's just aaaaaall good.
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Megan Fox looks ok, however I can never understand why women want to have tattoos. Megan Fox with tattoos is trailer trash to me.
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I'm not a fan of the human coloring book look, either.
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I don't think there's much to her besides being famous for looking hot. Do we have to call her some sort of mentally disturbed, sexually abused whore? Jesus, take it down a notch.
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just like Helen slater did in 1984. Supergirl Bombed. this will bomb too. minor chracters do not connect with cinema audiences.
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gay, this photo of Megan Fox has far less impact than it should,
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not that there's anything wrong with that:)
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Go forth and do it FOX
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Mar 05, 2009 6:43:59 PM CST
I hope Mega Fox is a pet name you have for our sweet little Mega
by iwasredempted
if not then you're a fucking idiot.
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...called EMPIRES OF THE DEEP according to Twitch where she plays a mermaid queen. Here's the tiny url:http://tinyurl.com/8gt742
China has put up 100 mil. US dollars.So the underwater adventure movie count is now four -ATLANTIS RISING, the Capt. Nemo origin movie, FATHOM and now EMPIRES OF THE DEEP.IMHO it'll be interesting to see which one comes out as the big winner. -
Look-wise and personality-wise.
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Alba's track record is abysmal; her films lay ostrich eggs at the boxoffice. But her media visibility will soon be eclisped by the Fox; and Alba's survival (cheap press) are (were) the tabloids. Personally, Fox's tattoos are a turn-off and the jury is still out regarding talent. Personally, I think Jessica Beil blows 'em all away,
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by a lot of insecure boys.
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Now *that's* a woman who deserves the title 'sexiest on earth'.
You bitches know this to be true.
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