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TERMINATOR SALVATION - AICN Exclusive Shot for you to Caption!
Hey folks, Harry here with a scene of Christian Bale's JOHN CONNOR going bugnuts with a big gun! Such raw, ferocious emotion pouring off that brow. What possible words could go with this image? I leave this amazing image in all of your capable hands. Behold, one pissed as all fuck John Connor... what say you?
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Let me think a bit.
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DAMMIT
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McG? You got nothin' to say?!
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That is my vote.
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AICN
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......kick your fucken ASS! I want you off the FUCKIN' set you prick! NO don't just be sorry! THINK for one fuckin second. The......THE FUCK. ARE. YOU. DOING???!!!!! Are you professional or not?! Do I fuckin' walk around and rip tha... no SHUT THE FUCK UP BRUCE-- do I wa... NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT SHUT ME UP. Am I gonna walk around and rip your fuckin lights down in the middle of a scene? Than why the FUCK are you walking right through all DA DA DA DA like this in the background? What the FUCK is it with you? WHATDONCHUFUCKINUNNERSTANNND?!! You got any fuckin idear about-- HEY ITS FUCKIN' DISTRACTING having somebody walking in behind Bryce in the middle of the fucking scene. Gimme a FUCKIN ANSWER!!! What dont you get about it!?! AAAAOOOOOOOOH!!!! GOOOOOOD for you. And how was it? I hope it was fucking good because its useless now isnt it? FUCK sake man you're amateur. McG you got something to say to this prick? Well somebody should be fuckin watching him and keeping an eye on him. This is the 2nd time he doesnt give a FUCK!!!!! About what is going on behind the camera. Alright? I'm trying to fucking do a scene here and I'm going "Why the fuck is Shane walking in there? What is he doing there?" You understand my mind is not in the scene if you're doing that. STAY OFF THE FUCKIN' SET MAN. Fuck sake. Alright lets go again. No lets not take a fuckin minute LETS GO AGAIN!!! And lets not have you fucking walking in . Can I have Tom to put this on please? You're unbelievable man. You're unfuckinbelievable. Number of times you're strolling and fucking around in the background. I never had a DP behave like this. UHHHH you dont fucking understand what its like working with actors. Thats what that is. THATS WHAT THAT IS MAN I'm tellin you. I'M NOT ASKING, I'M TELLING YOU. You wouldn't have done that otherwise..... I'm gonna FUCKING kick your FUCKIN ASS IF YOU DONT SHUT UP FOR A SECOND!!! Alright? I'm gonna, you want me to go trash your lights? You want me to FUCKING TRASH EM? Then why are you trashing my scene? You ARE trashing my scene!!! You do it one more fucking time and I ain't walking on this set if you're still hired. I'm fucking serious, you're a nice guy, YOU'RE A NICE GUY.....but that dont fucking cut it when you bullshit and fuckin around like this on set. Yeah you might get it but he doesnt fucking get it. You might. HE. DOES. NOT. GET IT. No I dont need any fuckin walking. HE NEEDS TO STOP WALKIN!! I ain't the one walkin. Get Tom and put this back on. Lets go again. Seriously man, YOU AND ME-- WE'RE FUCKING DONE PROFESSIONALLY. Fuckin ass.
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for me.
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Or:
'I want you off the set you prick!!!!' -
That's what Bale's saying! He's just seen Avatar (notice his eyes are shut from merciless multi-orgasmic fucking!)
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New trailer missing? Heres a fucking picture!
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I'm counting all the "F" bombs :)
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Cuz, c'mon, that's just too easy.
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But Bale isn't complaining.
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http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/9784/poster70222946.jpg
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WE NEED THOSE TITTIES IN THE MOVIE!! TELL WB THAT IT'S A FUCKIN RATED R MOVIE AND THEY ARE SO NECESSARY! THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO OBJECTED OUT OF THE CROWD OF 5000 ATTENDEES WERE 3 TO 4 GIRLS, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?... THEY'RE STILL GONNA BUY A FUCKIN TICKET MAN! PROVE THAT BLOCKBUSTERS CAN HAVE MAJOR BOOBAGE! REMEMBER THE 80'S?... GODDAM I MISS THOSE LESS PRUDISH DAYS, WHEN RATED R MEANT YOU COULD PRETTY MUCH ASSUME THERE WAS SOME WONDERFUL NUDITY!
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http://tinyurl.com/b2fzvl
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..and so forth.
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oh yes
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Fucking classic. Don't just look at that ass, eat it! LOL. My college girlfriend got so turned on by that scence I was fucking raw by the end of the night. She was a freak. That is why I married her.
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He was bustin' a gut laughing!
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ok, maybe that one is too out there. How about...
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Asshats.
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Bush works, too.
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Mar 02, 2009 4:15:21 PM CST
" Well, actually that's none of your business. But I assure you
by lashlarue
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Mar 02, 2009 4:15:42 PM CST
Fuck you lights! I am trashing them you amateur motherfucker!
by carpet_pisser
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...BABY JESUS!" (While Yakity Sax plays in the background.)
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RAAAAAAAWR!!!! no cussing, pg-13.
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But aiming for the disco ball.
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(while "Hip to Be Square" plays)
"TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!!!!" -
DISTRAAAACTIIIIING!
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Mar 02, 2009 4:20:09 PM CST
SNYDER'S NO SQUID ENDING IS A GOOD THING DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by j-dizzle
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Too soon!
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...ON MY BURGER!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
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NICE!
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straight.
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Are you gonna post a winner...or maybe a list of your 5 favorites or something? You should...this is fun!
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"YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!!!"Easy money.
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...if you don't shut up for a second! All right? (this should be an interesting talk back)
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Simple. To the point.
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"I thought something was medically wrong, dude."
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RATTATATATATATAT!!!!!
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Sorry, had to put that in.
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Mar 02, 2009 4:26:59 PM CST
"TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BAST
by twiggystar
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Haven't you seen Equilibrium?!
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MAJOR spoiler
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2009/03/02/sam_worthington_in_terminator.jpg -
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
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(see title)
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Literally.
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but seriously, stop it, and stop quoting TRY GETTING A RESERVATION NOW LOLOLOL...its been done like 10 times now, read before u post
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Mar 02, 2009 4:33:29 PM CST
HOW YOU GONNA MAKE CHARLIE'S ANGELS 3 NOW McGEE!!!!!!!
by petedrinksduff
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"OH NO!! NOT THE BEEEEEESSS!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
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FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME
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FUCKIN ASS!!!
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"Nobody pleases me like you."
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FUCK WHO POST HIS ONSET RANT.
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NOW YOU'RE IN MY GUN SIGHT, YOU FUCKIN' AMATUER!!!
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"MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO YARD, AND THEY'RE LIKE, IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS!!! DAMN RIGHT, ITS BETTER THAN YOURS!!! I COULD TEACH YOU, BUT THEN I WOULD HAVE TO CHARGE!!!!"
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I let myself be McG'ed!
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Mar 02, 2009 4:37:36 PM CST
His Business Card Was better than mine. It was Bone and Ivory.
by twiggystar
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"You have a negative attitude. That's what's stopping you."
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lol to that reference, that part in AP is hilarious
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btw all american physcho quotes
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It's going to be hard to keep a straight face in the theater for this one.
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Well do you?!
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Christian Bale's right hand man - Ernest Borgnine - is surrounded by Terminators.
As they press in and circle for the kill, Borgnine grins.
He pulls out his cock and starts whacking off manically.
The Terminators hesitate and that's all the time Borgnine needs. He sprays the metal bastards with his white rain, laughing as he does so.
But there are too many Terminators and not enough spunk in Borgnine's old balls. They close in and just as they begin to rip him apart, Bale watching from a distance knows that there is only one thing to do.
A mercy killing. And so, with tears in his eyes Bale fixes his sights on the melee... As he pulls the trigger he bellows the immortal line...
"BORGNIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!" -
OBAMAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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I meant the "feed me a stray cat" one
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Sussudio.
That’s a very expensive Chardonnay you’re NOT drinking
That’s a very expensive chardonnay…you’re not drinking.
The ax hits him midsentence, straight in the face, its thick blade chopping sideways into his open mouth, shutting him up…
The head itself lies covered with brain pulp, hollow and eyeless, in the corner of the living room beneath the piano and I plan to use it as a jack-o-lantern on Halloween…
The tasteful thickness of it, the suttle off white color, oh my god. It even has a water mark.
There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusionary. And although I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable. I simply am not there.
There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of an abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comprable. I simply am not there.
They don’t have a good bathroom to do Coke in.
True faith.
Try getting a reservation at Dorcia now, you f*cking stupid bastard!
Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you fucking, stupid bastard!
Varda Truffle?
Wash your vagina
We all know there are no girls with good personalities. Good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body that will satisfy all sexual demands without being too sluty about things and will essential keep her dumb fucking mouth shut
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what do you want to do with your life..in brief, summarize, dont tell me you like working with children
Why don’t you bend over so Sabrina can see your ass… Well Sabrina, don’t just stare at it - eat it!
Why don’t you just quit that job?
Because I want…to fit…in.
WHy is the style section all over your floor? DO you own a dog? A Chow
WIll you take a credit card?…..I’m JOKING.
Would you like to see my business card?
Would you SHUT UP! I’m trying to do drugs!
You can always be thinner, look better.
You smell like shit!
You’re a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and play around with your blood.
You’re fucking me, and we haven’t made plans. What could you possibly be up to tonight?
You’re just not terribly important to me.
You’re not terribly important to me.
Your a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death and play around with your blood.
Your compliment was sufficient!!!!!! Patrick Bateman angrily says to a co-worker who touched his suit.
Your Not terribly important to me -
Sorry... That was terrible... Couldn't resist, though...
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"And only my on-set crew will know."
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Mar 02, 2009 4:42:56 PM CST
"We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values."
by lashlarue
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"Get J.J. on the phone RIGHT NOW!"
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trashin' lights is easy as breathin'
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YOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FROM ANY OTHER GUY... IIIIIII----
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Mar 02, 2009 4:45:38 PM CST
: I need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale. It
by twiggystar
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..nice Moby Dick/Mastodon nod right there.
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"Are you GETTING it?"
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"IS THERE SOMETHING IN MY TEETH?"
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"No more money!"
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"FROOOOOOOOOOOST/NIXON!!"
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Mar 02, 2009 4:49:40 PM CST
Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know wh
by twiggystar
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Mar 02, 2009 4:50:18 PM CST
I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity
by twiggystar
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Well played sir, well played.
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or JEEZ would you shoot your mother with that gun?
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"Wow, this is RANK!!!"
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The subjects alone are the shit!
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"BOOOOORRRRGGGNNIIIIIINE!!!"
Filarioous. (Fucking Hilarious) -
Bale on the set of Terminator: Salvation- “The roles I take mesh nicely with the way I perceive myself and others.”
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with a RANT quote is a fucking amateur. Professionals take it to the next level.
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Equilibrium blows.
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pg-13.
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Very unoriginal I know.
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Mar 02, 2009 5:01:53 PM CST
Hello. My name is John Connor. You killed my father, eventually,
by cajunsblues
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Seriously, he's pretty much garanteed imortality after that tirade
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Do you want me to go trash your fucking living tissue over a metal endoskeleton? DO YOU WANT ME TO GO FUCKING TRASH EM?!
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"I'm sorry man, I'm really sorry."
"Let's hope you FUCKING UNDERSTAND THIS TIME!" -
YOU WANT ME TO FUCKIN' TRASH YOUR LIGHTS!? *starts tearing up with the machine gun*
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It's what he's thinking at least.
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Mar 02, 2009 5:11:04 PM CST
Every time he comes home, John Connor's pet gun jumps up and tri
by pkdkeith
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"ALAN MOORE IS ON THE SIMPSONS RIIIGHT NOOOOOOOWWW!!!"
seriously. -
in Santa Fe.
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Mar 02, 2009 5:15:16 PM CST
Thought John Connor WASN'T another crazy American character!
by phool2056
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FUCKIN ASS!
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...you're all amateur.
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OR I SWEAR ILL BLOW ALL OF YOUR FUCKING MOVIES AWAY MAN!! YOU FAT FUCK!!! THINK ABOUT THE MOVIES MAN!!!!
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STACK THOSE FUCKIN' T3 DVDs HIGH!!!
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Buddabuddabudda...
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He's just as frustrated as a legion of people.
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in a Sean Connory n impression of-course
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Mar 02, 2009 5:30:15 PM CST
I know it's a big drill, but sit still and say AHHHHHHHHHH
by mullah omar
However, the first guy to write "What don't you fucking understand?" won this competition.
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF ENDING IS THAT!!!!??
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(Though ENT's quote is my personal favorite....)
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the more I realize that Conner/Bale looks like a John Romita Jr. drawing come to life.
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good luck.
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NO MORE FUCKING TALK OF HEATH*FUCKING* LEDGER , I AM FUKING BATMAN...IT'S MY FILM THE DARK KNIGHT AND NO ONE ELSE'S.
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Mar 02, 2009 5:38:43 PM CST
"I WAS TRAPPED IN A FUCKING POW CAMP WITH STEVE ZAHN!"
by theblackknight
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Mar 02, 2009 5:39:48 PM CST
"THE ENTIRE MUSIC INDUSTRY WILL PAY DEARLY FOR THE USE OF VOICE
by the real mcclane
"And I'm starting with YOU, Jamie Foxx."
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I bet Christian wishes he had been behind this gun when Shane was taking a walk DA DA DA DA DA behind Bryce like a fuckin' amateur who doesn't know how to work with actors - that's what that is...THAT'S WHAT THAT IS!!!
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I guess I just want to be in a meaningful relationship
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Mar 02, 2009 5:43:14 PM CST
"WHY ISN'T THE SQUID IN THE END OF THE FUCKING MOVIE SNYDER?"
by drturing
"AND MATTHEW GOODE AS OZYMANDIAS? DON'T MAKE ME FUCKING LAUGH!"
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Mar 02, 2009 5:51:13 PM CST
HUMA BLENTYN YN FY MYNWES CLYD A CHYNNES YDYW HON, MOTHERFUCKER!
by anakin whoopass
I can't remember what my parents look like! Fucking Ass!
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JESUS!!
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No, not captioning the picture, but reading through all of the lame submissions.
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These are very expensive sheets, you can only get them in Santa Fe...
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Or...
"I bent my Wookie!!!" -
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A FUCKING PEPSI? WHY IS THAT? IT'S BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING COKE! *throws coke in gofers face* NO GO AND GET ME A FUCKING PEPSI!
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TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!
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sommat different you know?
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Although, considering that this is Bale, it would probably be more of this:
"FUCKING GET THE FUCK OFF MY FUCKING LINE OF FUCKING SIGHT, YOU FUCKING FUCK!" (Punches his elderly mother with a knuckleduster, kicks and stomps her when she falls to the floor) -
"Do you have any ideer how much concentration that takes?"
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i belive i'm the first one to say that?
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tom cruise reference
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It's FUCK-ING DIS-TRACT-ING!
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Some of you are rehashing the same old shit. Stop it, that's my job.
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http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/ 1810025211/video
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Fuckin' ass!!
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Bale is giving Booger from REVENGE OF THE NERDS a run for his money.
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No amateur shit there!
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yes, I know it is from ID4, but you can't resist "Cousin Eddie" in a sci-fi flick
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Here we go again, haha.
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... you stupid f**king bastard!
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on that ginger fat idiot QT suckup's slowly dying website!" Bale's words, not mine.
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Well SOMEONE NEEDS TO WATCH HIM! BRRRRRRR
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TINO!!TINO!!TINO!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ADAMAS KNOW HIM FOR 30 FRAKIN YEARS!"
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Mar 02, 2009 6:32:27 PM CST
Say "WHAT" again! I dare ya, I double dare ya Muthafucka!
by s-mart shopper
say "what" 1 more goddamned time!
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Fart.
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Fart.
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I win.
Planned Brotherhood -
It's NOT NEWS. FUCK!
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Mar 02, 2009 6:36:06 PM CST
You think this is FUNNY?? I GOT YOUR CAPTION RIGHT HERE!!!!!
by proton45
Sorry, I forgot the "y"
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Commando in the house, MFers!
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And give me my frickin' Oscar!
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Madness? What the FUCK don't you understand??!!
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And John John Malkovich looked at me in really creepy way on "Empire of the Sun"
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you don't accept personal checks at McDonalds???!!?? You think I stash cash up my ass everywhere I go??!?
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Just say Yes.
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THE BULLETS YOU NEED!!!!
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Fuck Bale and that cocksmoker McG for throwing that DP under the bus! Mr. Gorbachav, don't tear down those lights!!
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I don't need your allowance any more.
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WHILE I GO PUNCH MY MOM IN THE FUCKIN' FACE!!!!
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I'm nutting myself whilst firing this machine gun rapidly! AAAAAAH!
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Mar 02, 2009 7:09:53 PM CST
It's Fucking DISTRACTING...when you make noises as my bullets ri
by drop zone
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Mar 02, 2009 7:10:38 PM CST
Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you stupid bastard!
by tylerdurden3395
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If Bale had put on the tux.
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ROB ZOMBIE REMAKES!
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EXT. WASTELANDS - DAYTIME
JOHN CONNOR walks alone in the waste. He looks up, at the sky. It appears to be covered by a giant fishnet. He looks over. KYLE REESE stands next to him. They stare at the sky, urgently. Then at each other
CONNOR
Hey buddy. That sure is a big net.
REESE
Yup. It is a big net, up there in the sky.
They stare at each other momentarily then spend 140 minutes firing their guns at the moon, which is being covered by Skynet. I don't know why the fuck I'm posting this. I just like stupid puns. Yeah, fuckin' shoot me, bitch. Whatever.
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TO GET ON ROBOT CHICKEN?
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just a feeling.
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Mar 02, 2009 7:18:49 PM CST
I JUST PUNCHED MY MOM IN THE FACE AND SISTER IN THE BOX!!!!!
by gus van rant
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Oh man the Baleness of that photo is off the charts.
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You're a disgusting little pig and its ALL your mothers fault!
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YA...
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professionally.
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(drops the gun when empty)"Bale Out!"(walks off into the sunset)
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name that one geeks!
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He's singing FEEEL with all his heart.
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by introducing caption contests. Brilliant.
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Script written by PROFESSIONALS.
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GONNA PAY A LOT FOR THIS MUFFLER!!
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Mar 02, 2009 7:50:18 PM CST
ARNOLD, you think you can just walk across my set all DAT DA DAT
by xian042
We're through professionally man
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MY CHEESY PUFFS!
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QUICKLY, BEFORE MY ENGLISH ACCENT COMES BACK..
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Thx for that!
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easy.
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Baleout: The Opera. (coming to a carpark near you)
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Mar 02, 2009 8:05:23 PM CST
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by soylentmean
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That's what I would say.
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I am the one.
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booyah
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IT'S YOUR PROFESSIONALISM THAT I RESPECT!!!
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in every post.
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Is that so wrong?
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"Well, I got a fuckin' banhammer for you, muthafucker!"
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I HATE Puppies!!
I said no decaf!!
My other gun's a Howitzer.
Wheeeeee!
2nd Amendment Mother F_cker!
My teeth are so white!!
F_ck Slumdog!
Syler's bad, then he's good, then he's bad again then he's.... F_CK, F_CK, F_CK!
SW > ST!!
F_CK PEOPLE WHO POST "FIRST"!
H-A-R-R-Y K-N-O-W-L-E-S!!!!
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"...Me and you are done, professionally!"
"SERIOUSLY!" -
IT BUUUUURRRRNNNNSSSSS!!!!!
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IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER, I'D SWEAR IT WAS CARROTS.
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Mar 02, 2009 8:27:21 PM CST
They are using Arnold's face!! Effects demonstration....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
....vid. http://tinyurl.com/acb8l4
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I'M GONNA TRASH YOUR FUCKIN LIGHTS!!!
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his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen.
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JUST ONE FUCKIN MORE!
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AAARRRRGG....I CANT BELIEVE I DID A FUCKIN MOVIE BY A FUCKIN GUY NAMED FUCKIN MCG.................... FUCK.....rattatatatatata
ps. didnt it sound like McG was kinda throwing him under the bus with his Bale impression...a little...with the "im not doin it"...comment?? -
on the pot. I swear. I had the biggest shit today and it was full of last nights corn. It HURT! Smelled good though.
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MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW!
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Harsh Times anyone?
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Rescue Dawn
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Equilibrium..
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CHOO
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If it leaks oil we can kill it!
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And hey Beaks!!! I'm back!!!
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Listen to some Huey Lewis!!!!!!!
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looks good.
But I got distracted by all the caption suggestions.
Anyway, I always had the idea that McG was black.
It's almost cool that a white guy can present himself as . . . "McG." -
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
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Hernia!!!!
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that's all he said cunts.
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Its a black mark when I try to explain why he's my favorite actor.
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from back in july and i will find you and smack you. be original faggots.
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from back in july and i will find you and smack you. be original faggots.
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Mar 02, 2009 10:50:09 PM CST
OH! MY! GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S GOING OUT WITH BRAD SANDERS!
by melvin_pelvis
SHE'S SUCH A SLUT!
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BUGNUTSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!JUICE!!!!!
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( yeah, it would be fun to say "I've got your bailout here, banker" or "Get out of my shot!", but when it all comes down to it, how they deal with that original classic anti-prophecy is really what makes or breaks the project in my mind )
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MENERGY!!!!
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THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
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Wouldn't make much sense being spoken aloud thou.
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Mar 02, 2009 11:22:03 PM CST
POWERTHIRST! NOW IN NEW FLAVORS LIKE MANANA, FIZZBITCH, AND.....
by delagoya
GUN!!!
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Mar 02, 2009 11:24:33 PM CST
Wanna hear about this real cool church?
by this_talkback_is_on_crazypills
Can I come inside?
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r.i.p montalban
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1. DP is famous for being hyper active person. He moves a lot, EVEN during scenes. This happened SEVERAL TIMES.
2. Bale couldn't take it anymore. He was talking to Bryce wearing armour, machine gun in one hand, a puppet terminator is by his side. Two people is holding this puppet. . He is to believe that the puppet is actually a threatening being from the future. In that odd circumstances, he bares his feeling to Bryce's character.
3. To make the above nonsense believable, he immersed himself IN THE SCENE, giving all out drama, for our viewieng pleasure.
4. Shane Hurlbut, well known as a hyperactive DP, interruptes the scene AGAIN by casually moving back and forth in front of the lights, IN THE MIDDLE OF A TAKE, hot dog in his hand.
5. Bale, JUST COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
He flipped.
6. Shane doesn't apologize (that's all Bale wanted, an acknowledgement that Shane was wrong). Shane instead talks back, with an attitude of a surf dude. "I was just fixing the lights, man... sorry, dude... take a minute geez, talk a walk bro..etc", hot dog still in hand.
7. When Bale finnaly simmers down, he puts on a strap that holds his rifle to his chest, with the help of Tom. It came off during the rant. Bale's ready to continue.
8. While Tom's putting the strap, Bale is still talking (griping to himself mostly) looking down to the strap and rifle. He still complains. The mike still picks this up. But he wasn't talking to anybody at this time.
9. Bale gripes further, 'You don't understand working with actors'.
10. Shane still in talk-back mode (you can hear Shane talking back all this time in the background, even the crew is thinking 'shut the F up Shane, it's a rough night, we want to go home). Shane still refusing to acknowledge, says “No, what it is, is that I feel that the lights should…bla bla”. That was it. He says he was sorry before, but doesn’t acknowledge it in the next moment. Bale loses it. This is where he says “I’m gonna kick your eFfin ass.”
11. Shane apologizes again, but still talking back. The man doesn’t shut up. Hot dog in hand.
12. Bale admitted that he was wrong, but everyone on the set knew that Shane had it coming.)
13. Bale IS NOT a prima donna. His beef was with Shane only. Notice how he refers to his props person Tom with 'please' amidst all the temper towards Shane.
14. Everything is not a s it seems.
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MORE COWBELL!
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Only there's no prize.
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:) if u read this u r a loser ;)
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DONT READ THIS IT WILL MAKE U BLIND
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I TOLD U NOT TO READ THIS :)
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BRING IT
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"Unfortunately for the attendees of the annual Comic-Con in San Diego, Mr. Bale had not slept the previous 2 days as he was getting into characte as "Ogre" for the upcoming reboot of "Revenge of the Nerds". The combination of Red Bull/5 Hour Energy drink mixers, Angry Whoppers and a looping dvd of the original "Nerds" movie proved fatal for all Klingons and Elves on that fateful day"
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now just shot me bale :(
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LIGHTS, LIGHTS, ALL YOUR LIGHTS ARE BELONG TO US. YOU HAVE NO CHANCE, MAKE YOUR TIME!
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Mar 03, 2009 12:47:03 AM CST
My stockbroker put my Fuckin gross points in AIG stocks! Fuuuuck
by g100
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Then I don't give a damn about this.Action without R-rating = totally fucking pointless (especially in a future war movie about mankinds struggle for survival)
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Mar 03, 2009 1:01:15 AM CST
THE HIIIIILLLLSSSS ARE ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEE...
by themark
Shall I continue?
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If I had that gun, I would definitely be half-way to the chorus of 'Rock You Like a Hurricane' already.
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Mar 03, 2009 1:03:28 AM CST
I'll never eat a pig because a pig is a cop! JUMP AROUND! JUMP A
by filmfan311
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"I JUST WATCHED THE GREATEST PORNO EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!
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CLEAN IT UP WITH OBIT GIRL JANICE DICKSON SNATCH.. FUCK I'M DONE.
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I like New York in June, how about you ?
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"I'M NOT GONNA WRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE YOU A LOVE SONG!!!!"
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"You're leaving in pieces!!!"
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"Let me see that THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG THONG THONG!!"
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Mar 03, 2009 1:59:39 AM CST
rrrrWOW!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY RUINED THE "ONE GUY'S A TERMINAT
by daggor
nnnrrrIT'S LIKE IN T2 WHEN ARNIE WAS BLOWING THE "HE'S THE GOOD ONE" SURPRISE IN EVERY INTERVIEW! brrrrrnnnTHERE HAD BETTER BE MORE SURPRISES!!! AAAAGH! AND NOT JUST "LOOK, THAT'S ARNIE'S FACE!! NNRRRAHHHGH!!!
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"Lead motherfucker!!!"
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Mar 03, 2009 3:49:42 AM CST
THIS IS HOW YOU FUCK EYEBALLS!!! IIIII'M FUCKING YOUR EYEBALLS N
by spud mcspud
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!
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havoc with my guts - the fuckin' amateur!!"
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NEWSIES!!!!!!ASSEMBLE!!!!!
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ooh what a nice big hard gun...
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My name is Christian Bale....and I like to yell. Do you think he's just pissy cause Heath stole the movie??
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"SURPRISE BUTTSEX!"
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So, I was trying to aim straight... no!
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Stallone would eat Bale for breakfast. And he would wash it all down with a side order of Balebackers.
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"ANTON YELCHIN IS MY FATHER?!! WHAT A DORK... NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" *fires machine gun.*
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Or "Ouchy, my butt!"
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With a falsetto voice?
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Salaam Baleikum
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IT's A TRIPLE BACON CHESSE WHOPPER.Fur Fux sake man yur amature
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"and you too Tom Rothman!! Oh you?!?! You want some of this?!??!?!"
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Mar 03, 2009 6:50:46 AM CST
HAHAHAHAHA I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING : DID HE FIRE 600 SHOTS,
by theplant
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ALl DA DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA!
FUCKIN' PRICKS. -
I am Mad As Hell...and I am not gonna take it anymore!
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"Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?"
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Nolan should put Superman in his next Bat-flick!
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Thanks for the new desktop background, Harry. Bale be praised. This is a good day. I could be hit by a bus later, but this is a good day.
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Mar 03, 2009 7:23:44 AM CST
((((((( "DAMN IT, Nolan! --I want to kick SUPERMAN's ASS!!!"
by jdanielp
Please?
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"Eat THIS, Star Trek!"
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"You're PRETTIER than that!"
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"You just don't understand!"
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"Now take off the robe!"
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"I'm out of mint exfoliant!"
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"It's an important message."
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Sing it!
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I don't see any spent shells being spat out. That would make the photo so perfect, I'd masturbate on it.
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"There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman...but I'm simply not THERE."
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"Mistletoe alert!"
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"But I bloody still love ya, man."
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"GnahhhaAHHHHHH!!!"
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"Whaddaya mean we're out of Helman's?!"
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They say a picture is worth a thousand words.
I think this one is worth 13,000. -
"AVATAR!! A-VA-TAAARRR!!!"
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"Got that?"
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"I can afford krytonite."
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Mar 03, 2009 7:41:01 AM CST
"Here's your stimulus package, you f*&king prick!"
by abominable snowcone
"Mine goes to eleven!"
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Mar 03, 2009 7:42:51 AM CST
"Don't tell ME you're out of Fleetwood Mac tickets!"
by abominable snowcone
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"Nice Beethoven record!"
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"Those are MY cattle! I'm gonna need 'em back!"
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"And guess what I'm gonna do to your eyeballs!!!"
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Mar 03, 2009 8:14:05 AM CST
Step right up and shoot the pasties off the nipples of a ten foo
by stuntcock mike
Win a cotton candy goat!
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Mar 03, 2009 8:14:43 AM CST
There's a uh, big machine in the sky, some kind of, I dunno, ele
by stuntcock mike
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Mar 03, 2009 8:16:13 AM CST
All energy flows according to the whims of the Great Magnet.
by stuntcock mike
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keep up the good work.
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Mar 03, 2009 8:17:26 AM CST
"That's right, I've switched to live ammo...now run Beeatches!"
by killakane
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do i ?
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"This turd and I are done professionally(etc etc)"
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"H- the what now? They're actually depleted uranium tip casings? What the hell kind of bullshit research did these script writers do?? I'm trying to make a fucking picture here! A FUCKING PICTURE!!!
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Gotta give some love for "Newsies."
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Penny Arcade FTW
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Mar 03, 2009 8:37:39 AM CST
"You tell Mr. Pulitzer he's gotta have an appointment with me!"
by rickey henderson
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Mar 03, 2009 8:38:31 AM CST
"You tell Mr. Pulitzer he's gotta have an appointment with me!"
by rickey henderson
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...and when I'm turning metal motherfuckers into junk, I like to listen to the clean, crisp sound of Robert Palmer and 80s Genesis."
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"YOUR WEAK!"
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Mar 03, 2009 8:47:24 AM CST
"Ok Cameron...you've got five seconds to get behind this movie!"
by killakane
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the lights are actually really pretty.....Sike, Die Fucker!!!!!
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"But you had to keep pushin'."
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...that you'd end up winning. I knew right from the start, you put an arrow, through my heart..."
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this week on Mythbusters.
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Charlies Angels 3 if I helped you! You're a lowdown liar, McG!"
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Mar 03, 2009 9:29:08 AM CST
"Bang your head! Metal health will drive you mad!"
by abominable snowcone
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Bosh, shooting, blood guts
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"I bloody don't understand it!"
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I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons in 20 minutes. NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY
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Mar 03, 2009 10:05:36 AM CST
"McG you did'nt seriously think you could get away with Charlies
by killakane
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Mar 03, 2009 10:07:14 AM CST
"I'm listening to the new Metallica...gotta unload some lead!"
by killakane
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Mar 03, 2009 10:09:48 AM CST
"Okay McG...put the apple on yer head and stay real still"
by killakane
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Mar 03, 2009 10:12:16 AM CST
"Cameron Diaz thought it was REALLY hair gel". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by jdanielp
"That was so funny, I've used that trick myself!"
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Mar 03, 2009 10:18:16 AM CST
"I only did this for a juicy role in BOYFRIEND OF 3 ANGELS."
by jdanielp
"McG, you are THE MAN!!!"
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Mar 03, 2009 10:22:27 AM CST
".....FRANK and BEANS,.....FRANK and BEANS." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by jdanielp
"Oh, dear lord I've never laughed so hard!"
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GIMME A FUCKING ANSWER!!!
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Top of the world, Mrs Saatchi. You dirty, filthy domestic goddess, you...
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Mar 03, 2009 10:28:07 AM CST
"I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you..."
by abominable snowcone
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Scream louder into my voicemail or you won't see the footage!
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Mar 03, 2009 10:29:16 AM CST
"Jabba leaves the MENS ROOM, Vader walks in and COUGHS." HAHAHA
by jdanielp
"You gotta love YouTube."
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Sorry, couldn't resist. and if we're voting for winnners, that cat who put "Leeeee-roy Jenkins" up gets my vote, never not funny
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Mar 03, 2009 11:08:31 AM CST
"Fuckers canceled Stargaaate Atlantissss NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
by dioxholster
I also hate BSGGGGGGG!!!!
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...I'm going to...err..bring something up...whatdonchufuckenunnerstand?
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Can't help but join the party.
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Mar 03, 2009 11:28:51 AM CST
DON'T WANNA SPEND THIS MOVIE TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!!!!
by klytus_i.m_bored
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Mar 03, 2009 11:31:16 AM CST
WHAT THE FUCK DID THE LAST 20 MINUTES OF 2001 MEAN??!
by klytus_i.m_bored
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.......CALL ME McB!!
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LEAD!!!!!!
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Make It So!
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It was said you would bring balance to the force by destroying the sith, not joining them! FUCK!"
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Smile, you sonofabitch!
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"...Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck"
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...oh nevermind--DEAD!!"
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"Mola Ram!"
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ADD ME!!
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BURN MUTHAFUCKER, BURN!
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Is that you, Kurz?
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Mar 03, 2009 1:05:17 PM CST
OI RIVERS! YOU SAID YOU WANTED THE MAKEUP GUN SET TO "WHORE"???
by mutley26
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Whoa.
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its not part of our lexicon, and it never will be
Seriously, someone needs to build us a talkback wiki and catalog all the fail that's going on around us - kinda like an ED for aicn. I'd do it but I dont know how to code that kind of crap. -
"I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT MY MOTHER LOOKS LIKE!" (SNIFF)
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Mar 03, 2009 1:35:11 PM CST
I DARE YOU TO WALK THROUGH THE SHOT NOW MOTHERFUCKERRR!!!
by powereduppacman
I DOUBLE FUCKING DARE YAAAAAAAHHH!!!
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Mar 03, 2009 1:37:57 PM CST
"I want to get high off this, not sprinkle it on my fucking Oati
by stuntcock mike
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Mar 03, 2009 1:40:27 PM CST
New York Matinee called it "a playful but mysterious little dish
by stuntcock mike
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Mar 03, 2009 1:51:56 PM CST
SANTA FE, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by arcadian del sol
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Mar 03, 2009 2:13:17 PM CST
Snake? SNAKE??? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by jack_of_harts
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Mar 03, 2009 2:46:55 PM CST
I TOLD YOU TO STOP MESSIN WITH THE FUCKIN LIGHTS!!!!!!!!
by coughlins laws
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Mar 03, 2009 2:48:42 PM CST
lol this shit is exclusive?? this image is all over the trailer
by stengah
fuck this shit exclusive.
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Mar 03, 2009 2:51:02 PM CST
Coughlins Laws-- FUCKING KILL YOURSELF HOMOPHOBE.
by dannyglovers_dickblood
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"exclusive shot for you to caption."
I hope by "caption" they meant "masturbate to." -
And 13,000 by April. We're all counting on you, professionals. Bale be praised, and blessed be his name and inner-nose eye lump.
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Mar 03, 2009 2:57:24 PM CST
FEEEED YOUR HEEEEEAAADDDD!! FEEEED YOUR HEEEEEAAADDDD!!
by klytus_i.m_bored
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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that is his gift; his curse; his duty
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"You just can't STOP my kind of talent!"
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"But guess WHO is in my eye-line, now!"
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"Yeah, Bishop should go!"
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"How about that? Huh?! How about that?!!"
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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You'll ruin my meal!
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"He knows it, I know it, YOU know it!"
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"Ohhhhhhh,....the humanity."
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'You're just... just grunting. Throw me a vowel.'
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Mar 03, 2009 3:48:43 PM CST
IM NOT GETTING ANY MONEY FOR THISSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
by dioxholster
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Mar 03, 2009 3:49:33 PM CST
"Tis torture, and not mercy. Now swallow my cock and die."
by dannyglovers_dickblood
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Mar 03, 2009 3:50:21 PM CST
STARGATE ATLANTIS GOT CANCELED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by dioxholster
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"MARLEY!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
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Mar 03, 2009 3:51:26 PM CST
"COMMON, BRING ME A FUCKING TOWEL, I GOT IT ALL OVER THE GRIP!"
by frecklesbauer
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Mar 03, 2009 3:51:46 PM CST
"Did my heart love 'til now? For I never saw true beauty 'til th
by dannyglovers_dickblood
.....now bend over and receive thy fill."
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Mar 03, 2009 3:52:38 PM CST
For I never saw true beauty 'til this night....
by dannyglovers_dickblood
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This scene is in the trailer - what makes it so exclusive?
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what do i win?
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T4: Rise of the Rodents
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not shallow?
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"OOOOOON THE WIIIIIINGS OF LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!ONLY THE TWO OF US, SHAAANE AND I, TOGETHER FLYIN HIIIIIIIIIIIGH!!!!"
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If kicking her doesn't work, replace her flesh with lead.
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Die, Baristas! Die!
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Mar 03, 2009 4:25:45 PM CST
Every wolf suffers fleas. 'Tis easy enough to scratch!
by stuntcock mike
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Mar 03, 2009 4:27:38 PM CST
I require the solace of the shadows and the dark of the night
by stuntcock mike
Sunshine is my destroyer.
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"I lied, I'm destroying your lights."
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"Ow, that's hot!"
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Oops, wrong movie...
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKING AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMATUEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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That manly Bill Pullman. Grrr.
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HAHA! you were very careful not to allow comments about Mr Bale take place at the time the audio clip was released, and now you casually go to the trouble of grabbing a screen grab of Mr Bale from the latest trailer and ask us to leave comments??? SHAME ON YOU!
"you so unprofessional man" :) -
YEAH YEAH YEAH
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From the Dr. Phil soundboard
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WE SEARCHED FOR WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION WHEN WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR KILLER ROBOTS!
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Mar 03, 2009 5:31:59 PM CST
"IF YOU EXPERIENCE AN ERECTION LASTING LONGER THAN 4 HOURS, CALL
by joesixpack
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Is this a if-you-can't-beat-em-join-em moment? I see at least three of you fuckers up in this previously sniffed at bitch.
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...more than a woman to meeeeee! Baby!
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Mar 03, 2009 5:42:07 PM CST
"TERMINATOR 2.2: CONSTIPATION - THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM AFTER
by willardgreensthunderballs
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Mar 03, 2009 5:45:26 PM CST
"We can take forever just a minute at a time..."
by willardgreensthunderballs
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Mar 03, 2009 5:50:17 PM CST
MR. GORBACHAV, TEAR DOWN THOSE LIGHTS!! AH DA DA DA DA DA
by gus van rant
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Mar 03, 2009 5:50:47 PM CST
NOBODY MAKES ME SPILL MY OWN BLOOD, NOBODY!"
by willardgreensthunderballs
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Yeah, everything is a Blue Beetle reference with me. Get used to it.
(My first post! Yay!) -
*choke*
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'We'll build a casino!"
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From one PROFESSIONAL to another.
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Why thank you, I can't wait to be insulted by DGDB. That's when you know you're no longer an amateur.
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was fucking EPIC! It ruined an entire work-week. I so badly wanted to register so I could join the ranks of the PROFESSIONALS, but better late than never.
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Looks like SOMEONE'S been breaking the first two rules of Fight Club...
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"BB Gun this, assholes." Ooh, Lord Bale as Blue Beetle? My heart would ejaculate into my lungs.
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Oh, this 'internet anonymity' I've heard so much about truly is exhilarating. I feel like I could do this for hours.
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Mar 03, 2009 7:21:15 PM CST
"McG Is STILL A DOUCHEBAG EVEN IF THIS MOVIE DOESN'T SUCK, ARRRG
by epsilon
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lets put paragraphs or chapters in this talkbalk to make for an easy read. im designating this a chapter 3. continue if you want by placing more chapters 4,5,6...
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"Do you know how hard sorbe is to get off of glass."
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"Big Red is for AMATUERS!"
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I HATE FAGS LIKE MEDIA MESSIAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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do the same that im doing so this TB will last and not cause eyestrain for good readers.
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seee do this like me!!! oh and i will squeeze you a milkshake if u do :)
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yeah cocksuckers. i can't believe i'm the first one to post this one.
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um....what am i doing this for? sorry.
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ONE ROLE AT A TIME!"
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"Geoff Johns, you're next!"
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yea i know, im talking about myself, every chick will fuck bale but me...no way.
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you are helping the talkback community dipshit. u know karma, well thats how it works.
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No, don't just be sorry, THINK for one fucking second!
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like this now poeple have to learn how to do it then do it on your own guys, coz i wont be here forever. continue organizing these chapters in numerical order so everyone can enjoy the talkback. its like helping people know where they parked their car. this should be part of talkback tradition, others will look up to us and think wow these uys at aintitcoolnews are so respectful of tradition and are so organized and smart...they must be all very sexy too.
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"IIIIII'VE SEEEEEEN FIIIIRE AND I'VE SEEEN RAIN!! I'VE SEEN REIGN OF FIRE AND I THOUGHT IT WASN'T BAD!!!"
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hey i'm all about the 8 fold path to enlightenment.
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Mar 03, 2009 7:49:12 PM CST
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGE BOB SQUAREPANTS!
by s-mart shopper
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Mar 03, 2009 7:50:58 PM CST
this is to much responsibility for some people dioxholster.
by iwasredempted
who watches the watchmen you know what i'm saying.
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990,000,0 rounds of bullets went out.
Hit the Terminator, they re-route
Another 990,000,000 shoot out! -
This just in-Rainbows outlawed. Bale said they were too much like lights.
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ala arrested development
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Q.Why does Christian Bale hate solar eclipses?
A.Cause he knows God's all dah-dah-dah in the back, messing with the lights.
That one's all mine. Sadly. -
If you start it at the right time, he says "YOU WANT ME TO TRASH YOUR LIGHTS??!!" at the same moment as a HUGE 'SPLOSION! http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=qrvMTv_r8sA; http://terminatorsalvation .warnerbros.com/
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This time he bitched at the giant robot for "strollin' around in the background!" Warner Bros marketing department is asleep at the fucking wheel!! Fuck's sake!
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or: "HOW'D IT GET BURNED? HOW'D IT GET BURNED? OH GOD!"
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He's shooting up Ye Olde Light Bulb Shop.
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YOU FUCKING SHEEP ARE TRASHING MY COUNTRY
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Let me guess since in the trailer Connor's wife looks preggie...his future daughter (hey, let's put a spin on this series!) sends a robot back through time to help John? I like Bale as Connor, etc..... Anton as Kyle is COMPLETELY miscast... the DP work looks cool so far... but then again McG directed this... I don't know... I really don't know about this one... I'll probably wait for several reviews for this one before I go see it. McG shouldn't worry though...even if it's a turd...the title alone will bring in lots of cash.
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FUCKING LAST ONE OF YOU"
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begbie reference. praise bale.
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99 STANLEY CUP FINALS. FUCK YOU BRETT HULL. THAT WAS A BULLSHIT CALL.PRAISE BE TO BALE.
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sorry if this one has already been posted.
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the captain caveman one is funny
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That Chinese black magic is fucking DISTRACTING!!
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Product placement, it makes me sick.
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And I dare you to come up with a funnier line for him.
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THAT'S PROFESSIONALISM!!!
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stolen from Late Nite with Conan O'Brien
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You should get checked. Sorry.
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Thanks for getting me back on track. Fuck this shithole. DICK BLOOD OUT!!
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With a dry cool wit like that, I could be an action hero.
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FUCK THE POLICE!!!!!!!
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#$%! THE POLICE!!!
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i hate all of you fuckers. i cant believe im forced to do this alone. fuck YOU! and ur moms.
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Mar 04, 2009 3:28:04 AM CST
[.......................................(Chapter 7 )............
by dioxholster
how about this style? pretty cool right?
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how about this?
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And where's the legendary Baleout talkback ? Fuckin' ass.
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at the end!"
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Mar 04, 2009 6:15:17 AM CST
"Turkey carving was always more interesting at the Bale's"
by miyamoto_musashi
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Mar 04, 2009 6:26:10 AM CST
"Fuck Anger Management classes, they can suck my fucking dick"
by miyamoto_musashi
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terminator ass - who's with me? Guys? Uhh... guys...?"
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The Baleback is in my heart...forever.
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No fate but what we make.
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Not without incident...
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Learned a new word today. Atom bomb. It was like God taking a photograph...
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You know what that means, right?
Gonna praise Bale. -
Are you watching closely?
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Nice Prestige reference. You are professional.
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Dig hard, dig deep, go for shelter, and never look back.
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Fuckin' light guys! I'm Christian Bale, muthafucka'! I was in Batman! Remember the guy with the life-long smoker's voice? That was me, you dip-shit! Get your shit together! (I may have paraphrased)
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Carrying the banner...
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Reign of Fire. And you, my professional friend, are on fire this morning.
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"Not unless you got the cash. After all, I gotta eat."
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"Why don't you get a job?"
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"And be fcUkin' quick about it!"
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"Good Lord, that was an awesome flick!!!"
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"I mean,...I knew he had a dog. But a DONKEY?!"
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Mar 04, 2009 8:33:27 AM CST
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SIGNED UP FOR CHARLIES ANGELS 3!?"
by stuntcock mike
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"If you ever come back, you'll be pushin' up daisies."
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...sha-dow dan-cin'!"
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Gimme my 10 piece chicken McNuggets!!!!or I'll call 911!!!!
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scene continues with him fixing the gun on Jeremy Irons, forgetting to take the 'safety catch' off, and getting popped in the knee. SCENE.
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Mar 04, 2009 9:58:05 AM CST
diet Dr Pepper DOES taste more like regular Dr Pepper!
by s-mart shopper
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"Yeah,...but secreted from what?"
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ohshi-oh shit...here it...ah..uh..mmnna...ugh-I...b-b..bloody hell....AAAACHOOOO00.....Ah man that felt good, is that blood?
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(Quoting ALIENS never gets old. Don't you agree, Abominable Snowcone?)
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Mar 04, 2009 10:06:07 AM CST
((((((((((((((( "Get away from her you BITCH!!!" )))))))))))))
by jdanielp
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Mar 04, 2009 10:06:22 AM CST
((((((((((((((( "Get away from her you BITCH!!!" )))))))))))))
by jdanielp
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"One way or another."
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Mar 04, 2009 10:17:15 AM CST
.....................................................BURP.......
by jdanielp
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"Allow me to spoon feed you, ladies."
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"YOU gave me a watch!"
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"OH, YEAH!!!"
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Mar 04, 2009 10:32:33 AM CST
"Brake in, TRASH the LIGHTS, and say it was TALKBACKERS at AICN.
by jdanielp
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
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"Just write me a damn part!!!"
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.....ESCAPE MY SIGHT. LET THOSE WHO WORSHIP EVIL'S MIGHT, BEWARE MY POWER, GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!
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Mar 04, 2009 10:43:27 AM CST
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
by mrmysteryguest
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Mar 04, 2009 10:46:07 AM CST
"Every cloud has a silver lining. Too bad it's a clear day!"
by jdanielp
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we don neeeed no stinkin server.
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"Open WIDE!!!"
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"HUGE director. Just HUGE."
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Mar 04, 2009 11:10:41 AM CST
WINGED FREAK...TERRORIZES? Wait 'til they get a load of me!
by jdanielp
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"Or no more TONIGHT SHOW for YOU!!!"
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Reference: Wilford Brimley in "The Thing"
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has ever delivered the line "I'll kill you" like Wilford Brimley in "The Thing". And for that, his name will live lifetimes.
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"ROT IN HELL MAAAAAAAAAAX!"
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IT'S FULL OF BULLETS!"
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he should play a bad guy more often his playing the samre role in public enemies as he did in 3.10 to yuma
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stole that from The Man Show
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Reference- Real Men. Anyone remember that one?
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I certainly don't condone it.
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FUCKIN' B'GAAAAHH!
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Bale sort of looks like he's in blackface. I guess my Lincoln Osiris quote was more apt than I realized
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TO TRASH ALL THESE LIGHTS!
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Are you a geek who molests, or one who molests geeks exclusively? Please clarify.
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According to Harry, John Conner is 'pissed as fuck', but the more I stare at this picture(nine hours now), I swear there is a twinge of fear in his eyes. Great acting on Bale's part, since he's not once experienced fear in his entire life.
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I finally get to register and everyone, what, runs away screaming? Sniff- I just wanted to be one of the Professionals. Can you bale-lame me?
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and you're an eight-foot-tall robot weighing in excess of 1000 lbs. Fuckin' ass."
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I'm very EX-AC-TING!"
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"As a detail-oriented person, I'm FUCKING EX-AC-TING!"
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Heh. I love Raiders.
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"My cum-bullets will rip your metal guts ou-t-t-t-t-t-t!!!"
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Where the heck do you register for a talkback name?
I have a friend who wants to join but we can't find out how.
Thanks to anyone who can help -
Eeew yes, it does.
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keep up the good work yo.
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That's what you guys speak. Terminator Salvation will be the film of the decade.
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If that ain't fucking PROFESSIONAL, I don't know what is!
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Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
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Too soon?
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Mar 05, 2009 10:52:36 AM CST
"Have you ever pointed your gun in the air and gone "AAAAAH"?!"
by agentarchangel
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"Leggo my Eggo!!!"
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I just went to a screening of TS and it was AWESOMME!!! A little raw, and a lot fo the CGI wasn't in it yet, but the storyline was incredible, Sam WOrthington is the next big thing, and the action was off the hook. an't stop thinking about it since I left the theatre. I can't friggin' wait to see the finished product!!!!
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