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BEST COMIC BOOK CHARACTER
BEST SINGLE MOMENT/SINGLE ISSUE
BEST COVER ARTIST/COVER ART
In memoriam 2008
BEST ANNUAL/SPECIAL/ONE-SHOT
BEST MINISERIES
BEST ARTIST/ART TEAM
BEST WRITER
BEST PUBLISHER
BEST ONGOING SERIES




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Humphrey Lee - Chief Red Crow from SCALPED. A big reason towards why I went the way I did with my Best Ongoing entry (which is also a big reason, if not the only reason I went forward with my Best Writer one as well), Chief Red Crow is about as interesting and complex a character as they come. Continuing in the great tradition of your Tony Soprano's, or more in my head, your Al Swearengen-like characters, where you have a character who's downright evil, but isn't without his merits and sense of honor. In fact, you could argue that he's not necessarily an "evil" person, but his high sense of immorality in his means to justify his ends. And the kicker is, he knows this of himself, and continues to damn himself anyway for whatever reason: his past and how it lead him to his current lifestyle, or the obligation he feels towards the Reservation because of current events that he's come to face, especially in the past couple issues. Either way, it's astounding to watch this character work the way he does and make the kinds of decisions a man does in his position of power in such a downtrodden place. Easily the most riveting character to watch in all of the books I'm currently reading.


Prof. Challenger - Sinestro, GREEN LANTERN (DC).



Stones Throw - Barack Obama. This guy crossed over more multiverses than Nazi Supergirl, appearing in SAVAGE DRAGON, THUNDERBOLTS, AMAZING SPIDER-MAN and YOUNGBLOOD, got his own comic book biography from IDW, a cool-@$$ T-shirt painted by Alex Ross and an endorsement from THE GOON (AKA Eric Powell and the Comics Industry for Obama).


Ambush Bug - Poor, poor Crusader (Marvel). An obscure character, possessor of the Freedom Ring, Skrull with a heart of gold. Dan Slott and Christos Gage made his the most compelling story of all of the threads weaving through the vastly entertaining tapestry known as AVENGERS: THE INITIATIVE this year. We saw Crusader come up through the ranks at Fort Hammond, prove himself in the field of battle against the Hulk during WORLD WAR HULK and angst his conscience to hell debating whether or not to side with the Skrulls or with the human world he had grown to love during SECRET INVASION. The Crusader’s final fate was less than satisfying and I was pissed off when I read it. But his story that ran through the entire year gave weight to a vapid crossover and, although brief, his story did have a definite beginning, middle, and end. Sure this is comics and someone may bring Crusader back, but looking back on his whole angst-ridden journey, his made him one of the coolest characters of the year.


superhero - Rick Grimes of THE WALKING DEAD (Image). This poor bastard's been through hell this past year and he's been the most interesting character to read by far. I don't think I could handle being put through half of what he's been through but he just keeps going because of his love for his son. It's his story that keeps me reading this book and I just hope that at some point he can find happiness.


Vroom Socko - I’m not exactly a fan of this character, and the person she’s been impersonating is someone I downright loathe. But if there’s anyone who had a bigger story impact this past year than Queen Veranke, aka Spider-Woman, from SECRET INVASION (Marvel), than I can’t think of them. Not that I liked the story that much, or the resolution, but the last person to mess with the Avengers on this level was Kang, and even he wasn’t as nasty as this psycho Skrull bitch.


Jinxo - Well I could say Kitty Pryde, number one with/in a bullet. But that would really just be for the joke. OR I could pick Gog from the Justice Society but then we would have to wait foreeeeever as he slowly walked to pick up his award. In the end I have to go with FABLES’ Boy Blue (DC Vertigo). I mean… this is the Boy Blue, from the lame nursery rhyme. The guy with the sheep and the horn who tends to fall asleep. The idea that you could take BOY BLUE and make him a character to root for? That’s crazy. Yet Fables turned him into the regular guy putting his ass on the line in a massive war, making the critical difference. And in the end he also pays a high price. He misses his chance with the girl he loves, he gets injured and now is slowly rotting away. He’s heroic and pays the price, gaining no great reward… except saving his friends.


BottleImp - Jamie Madrox, X-FACTOR (Marvel). You can keep your Batmen and Wolverines—for my money the multi-faceted, multi-talented Multiple Man is a more interesting character than any of the big name, appearing-in-five-titles-every-month heroes that glut the comic pages. An emotionally fragmented mutant group leader who can (and often does) literally argue with himself—you can’t beat that.


Optimous Douche - My originality award goes to Yellow Lantern Kryb. A species that evolves a baby cage on their back and inter-species lactation abilities is the true stuff of nightmares. My complex character in a fucked-up world goes to Wee Hughie of THE BOYS (Dynamite). I’ve always loved the characters that seem to be separated from the world they live in, looking at everything from the reader’s point of view, pointing out the lunacy of the characters and events that unfold around them (think Jim on THE OFFICE).



COMIC MOST IN NEED OF A NAME CHANGE

Marvel and JMS’ THE TWELVE…no wait, maybe we should call it THE SEVEN OR EIGHT WITH A COUPLE OF SPECIALS TO TIDE YOU OVER…no wait…ahh, just forget it.

SECOND-BEST COMIC BOOK MOVIE

HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY

BIGGEST DROP IN QUALITY AWARD

Terry Moore’s RUNAWAYS (Marvel)

MOST HAUNTING COMIC

Lilli Carre’s THE LAGOON (Fantagraphics)

MOST SHAMELESS BANDWAGON-JUMPING ON A SEMINAL EVENT IN A NATION’S HISTORY

Marvel’s Obama variant cover of SPIDER-MAN, charging an extra dollar for a rush-produced five-page back-up.

BEST COMIC WE WISH WAS ON A MORE REGULAR SCHEDULE

Warren Ellis’ FELL (Image)

THE SELF-FELLATIO AWARD

KICK-ASS (Marvel)

BIGGEST COMIC BOOK HYPE

The many “deaths” of Batman, for realzy realz this time. (Dan Didio, DC)





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Optimous Douche - Y: THE LAST MAN #60 (DC Vertigo). Brian K. Vaughan let us know right from the outset that Y was a finite series with everlasting consequences. We all want more time with characters we love, and while I felt closure at the “50ish year” flash forward in the finale, I also felt cheated. There will be no reunion books or a VERY SPECIAL Y CHRISTMAS One Shot on the horizon. Chapter closed on a great series. I only hope LOST gets cancelled soon, so we can see more tightly packaged series like this one.


Humphrey Lee -
Y: THE LAST MAN #60. (DC Vertigo) Dwelling on our @$$ies and what I was looking to nominate as my contribution to each category, Best Single Issue was pretty much the only no-brainer I had out of the bunch (besides Best Cover Artist--I mean, come on, that's a lock). Getting right to the chase, Y has easily been one of the best comics I've read this decade, and this series finale issue hit every last emotional note and did exactly what it needed to do to drive home what these characters have done and been through and to make you realize that you'll never see them again in new material. There were just so many heart-wrenching moments, especially the final fate of the ever lovable Ampersand, and the last page was absolutely haunting and liberating considering the kind of journey we've seen these characters, especially Yorrick, endure for years now. A fantastic and point perfect end to an absolutely fantastic series.


Prof. Challenger - FINAL CRISIS: RAGE OF THE RED LANTERNS #1 (DC).



Stones Throw - I think it’s indicative of the almost spooky magic of ALL STAR SUPERMAN that at the precise moment I turned the penultimate page of ALL STAR SUPERMAN # 10 (DC), and Joe Shuster utters the words “…this is going to change everything”, the story of the Superman rights reverting to the Siegel and Shuster estates was burning up the internets. It’s remarkable to me that a story that explores the fictional affecting the real world and vice versa, written months if not years ahead of its eventual release, could be timed so serendipitously. The fact that it also happened to be 22 of the best pages of Superman ever published is similarly impressive.


Ambush Bug - The return of Warlock in NOVA #11 (Marvel) was my single most favorite arc this year. We’re not talking Adam Warlock. I’m talking about the techno-organic goofball/Jar Jar Binks-ish character. Everything wrong and annoying about Jar Jar comes across as fun and nostalgic here. Having cut my teeth in comic booking with Claremont’s NEW MUTANTS, it was like a breath of fresh air seeing Warlock back in action, morphing and causing trouble. Writers Dan Abnett & Andy Lanning told a tale of Warlock and his son Tycho. With Nova infected with the techno virus, it was up to this father and son team to save the day, and that they do. Seeing Warlock morphing around (drawn masterfully by Paul Pelletier) in a story where Warlock shows how much a hero he is was one of the finest reads of the year.


superhero - THE WALKING DEAD #48 (Image). Wow. Talk about heartbreaking and intense. In just one issue Robert Krikman changes the status quo of this title forever. I don't think there have been many times in comic book history where a title has delivered such a gut punch in one issue. The most disturbing and powerful comic I've read in years…which made me take the book more seriously than I have in a while. This book made me cry.


Vroom Socko - It could be that I loved this moment so much because so many of my friends went through the same thing this past year, or it could be because of what a significant game changer it was for this comic. But my pick this year, easily, is the marriage of Jade Fontaine and Brent Sienna in PVP (online comic). It was the culmination of years of character work, and it was followed by a whole mess of interesting plotlines, growth, and all around coolness.


Jinxo - I almost want to say Norman Osborn just because it was a big moment that actually paid off a lot of past events in a big crap sandwich for Tony Stark. But for my winner I’m going with a smaller moment from ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN’s “Spider-Man And His Amazing Friends” story (Marvel). Peter and his high school friends are at the beach. Liz Allen suddenly discovers she has mutant powers when she bursts into flames and flies off in a panic. Peter needs to become Spider-Man and go help her but can’t because there is one person there – Kenny “Kong” McFarlane – who doesn’t know he’s Spider-Man. He can’t expose himself. Only Kenny does know. He’s known for awhile and hasn’t said anything out of respect for Peter, hoping Peter would eventually tell him himself. But with Liz in trouble Kenny tells Peter Liz has been their friend since they were in grade school, that he knows Peter is Spider-Man and that he needs to get in gear and help her. It’s a great heroic and emotional moment for a character that could be written as just a big dumb jock. The cherry on the top is the fact that no one told Kenny. The big “dumb” jock figured it out on his own when no one else could.


BottleImp - ACTION COMICS #865: “The Terrible Toyman” (DC) I’m not a fan of everything Geoff Johns does, but I’ve got to admit, he is a master at cleaning up DC’s continuity. He’s worked his magic on Hawkman, Green Lantern, and in this issue Johns ties together every incarnation of the Toyman in a story that’s elegant in its simplicity. Wonderfully written by Johns and beautifully drawn by Jesus Merino, this spotlight on Superman’s second-tier rogue is a must-read for any fan of the big S.



THE “DUDE, HIGH-FIVE!” AWARD

Daredevil nails Dakota North. Why’s he so gloomy all the time again? (Marvel)

PUBLISHING COMPANY IN DESPERATE NEED OF A NEW ZERO HOUR

DC Comics. Just hit restart already and have Geoff Johns write it all.

BEST ELECTION TIE-IN

Not DC’s DECISIONS miniseries or Marvel’s gimmicky Colbert presidential run, but I think AMAZING SPIDER-MAN’s real-time mayoral election, which featured a charismatic young black man going up against a creepy white-haired guy funded by the Green Goblin…

2nd BEST VILLAIN

Junior (SECRET SIX, DC)

BEST AMAZING SPIDER-MAN WRITER

Mark Waid

MOST DISGUSTING MOMENT

#3 of Rick Remender and Kieron Dwyer’s CRAWLSPACE: XXXOMBIES (Image). In short: room full of babies, zombie nurse, jittery gangster. Yuck. In a revoltingly hilarious kind of way.

MOST GAY-FRIENDLY MAINSTREAM COMIC BOOK

DC's MANHUNTER, which by its end featured no less than four gay characters in its supporting cast.





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BottleImp - THE HELM #1, Bart Sears & Randy Elliot (Dark Horse). This was the year of pretty painted covers… that usually had nothing to do with the story within. Seriously, how many times did we see an Alex Ross painting of Superman or Batman just sort of standing there, or similar poster-style shots gracing the covers of IRON MAN or X-FACTOR? A cover should sell the story to the comic browser, and the one cover that hooked me and reeled me was THE HELM. The premise of the series in one perfectly paired marriage of image and text—take a hint, Marvel and DC; this cover was a more effective salesman than any painted image of superheroes simply milling about.


Optimous Douche -
James Jean for his work on FABLES (DC Vertigo). This is hardly an earth shattering revelation since he’s been kicking ass on this title for a few years now. J.G. Jones comes in as an admirable second for his work on FINAL CRISIS, but in the end, Jones is just good. Jean’s renderings are good and bat shit fucking crazy to boot.


Humphrey Lee -
James Jean for FABLES. (DC Vertigo) The only way this will ever change, as far as I'm concerned after having picked James Jean’s absolutely sublime work as the best I've seen these past three years I've been doing these awards, is if in some completely unexpected turn of events, James Jean just stopped doing covers, and that's just such a completely silly line of thought, that I'm not even going to waste my time consid...excuse me? What's that? What do you mean "gone to do his own thing"?!!? The fuck kind of bullshit lie is that?!? James would never leave us! NEVER!!!...Oh god...oh god...why, James? Why?! Didn't we love you enough?! DIDN'T WE LOVE YOU ENOUGH!?!?!...*sobs*


Prof. Challenger - Duncan Rouleau from METAL MEN (DC).


Stones Throw - Let down by a tardy Jim Steranko, Jack Kirby once drew an entire issue of CAPTAIN AMERICA over one weekend. J. G. Jones got out just over three issues of FINAL CRISIS (DC) with a year’s advance. But still, those covers were something to marvel at, with # 4’s Darkseid shot being especially cool.


Ambush Bug - This year’s best cover artist is my pick for best artist of 2007, Clint Langley (Marvel). The most whacked out of all the whacked out covers of Abnett and Lanning’s NOVA and GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY issues were done by Mr. Langley. Langley’s work has a brutal beauty to it. There’s something barbaric yet delicate to his work. I don’t know if it’s painting or computer manipulation or both or neither. All I know is that I love it and I can’t wait for Marvel to smarten up and give this guy an actual issue to draw. Until then, I’ll be slobbering over those amazing covers he puts out.


superhero - I have to give this award to two people: Jo Chen and Jon Foster for their work on the covers for BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER: SEASON EIGHT (Dark Horse). Some of the most beautiful cover art out there. Really gorgeous work that makes the book stand out from the crowd at the comic shop. Be-au-ti-ful!


Vroom Socko - James Jean, FABLES (DC Vertigo). There is no other answer.


Jinxo - Wanting to spread the love but I think I have to go with my winner from last year: James Jean (DC Vertigo) for his work on the FABLES covers. As good as other artists’ covers might be, the ones Jean does are the only ones I look at and can picture hanging on my wall as art. And they nicely tease the story inside, too. Top example from the past year to me would be the cover of FABLES #74. The Fables are going to war to win back their Homelands. They use Sleeping Beauty’s curse as a weapon. They drop her into an enemy city and let her prick her finger so that she and the entire town is put to sleep and taken out of the war. The cover is an almost monochromatic shot of a young girl in a toga-like gown falling asleep down a flight of stairs, the yellow-green fruit falling from her satchel the only bright color in the shot. And then at the top of the frame in contrast to the soft, flowing, relaxed shape of the sleeping girl you have the more contorted tensely sleeping shape of a soldier, spear dropped from his hands, shield slung uselessly on his back. Great image for the story. Innocence in a magical sleep without worry of harm while the solider lies unmanned and positioned like his sleep might be more than a small slice of death.




In memoriam compiled by Prof. Challenger
Imaged by Ambush Bug




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Jinxo - I am at a loss. To me a good one shot is a self-contained story told in a single issue. Most every one-off I can think of from the past year was actually some extra part of a larger event story. Most of those were okay but I can’t think of one that I’d say, for me, stood on its own as a self contained tale. Well…maybe FINAL CRISIS: SUBMIT (DC). Hardly a ringing endorsement but I guess while tied to FINAL CRISIS that one stood on its own fairly well. That the one with Black Lightning fighting to save a single family from the unfolding doom? More than FINAL CRISIS itself the story was straight forward and understandable with a feeling of real jeopardy and apocalyptic creepiness, not to mention Black Lightning’s unsettling fate.


BottleImp - FINAL CRISIS: REQUIEM (DC) I was totally bummed when the Martian Manhunter was killed off in FINAL CRISIS—especially since it occurred in one quick panel. Thankfully, Peter Tomasi and Doug Mahnke took that ignoble death and fleshed it out into one of the Best Deaths Ever. Even knowing the outcome, seeing J’onn J’onnz’ final struggle realized so dramatically sent chills down my spine. Hats off to Tomasi and Mahnke for giving this elder statesman of the DC Universe the send-off he deserved.


Optimous Douche - The Justice League was a wacky place in the 80s. Martian Manhunter was the stalwart voice of reason and normality amidst the shenanigans of Booster Gold, Blue Beetle, and Guy Gardner’s pre-pubescent lusting. No matter how zany things became, though, MM was always first and foremost a super hero. FINAL CRISIS REQUIEM (DC) might not have been the best comic of last year, but from murder to burial it engaged me more than any other single issue. Tomasi did a wonderful job laying the last Martian to rest.


Humphrey Lee - JOKER HC (DC) Probably the easiest recommendation - and quite a universally agreeable one methinks - that I can make this year for best Graphic Novel (One-Shot, what have you), JOKER was also simply one of the most engaging comic book reads I had all these past three hundred sixty-five days. Capitalizing on the phenomena that is the Joker, and more apt a depiction of him much more in line with the late Heath Ledger's version of the character, this Original Graphic Novel was a fantastic character study of a being that lives to defy convention. Brian Azzarello did a great job of presenting the character at his most raw, as well as in a story with the appropriate amount of dirtiness and criminality, and Lee Bermejo's pencils and paints were exceptional at bringing the whole ordeal to life as we glimpse the psyche of one of the most darkened and yet shockingly charismatic characters in all of comics history. This was absolutely haunting character stuff, and is a complete no-brainer as far as accolades for a single volume go.


Prof. Challenger - STRANGE AND STRANGER: THE WORLD OF STEVE DITKO by Blake Bell. I know I'm cheating, but it IS technically a "One-Shot," it just happens to be a book and I could not put it down once I started.


Stones Throw - NAT TURNER, Kyle Baker’s self-published miniseries about the slave rebellion of 1831, was collected as a graphic novel last year, and it’s an astounding portrayal of a vital, bloody part of American history. Baker’s art is a lesson in comic book storytelling, communicating with only one line of spoken dialogue the story of a slave who broke from both mental and physical bonds by learning how to read.


Ambush Bug - Coming up with a new spin on zombies is tough to do, but Ryan Mecum of HOW Books wrote and imaged ZOMBIE HAIKU, an often hilarious, often beautifully poetic (in a morbid sort of way) collection of poems and imagery told from the perspective of a person at first trying to survive through a zombie plague, then turning into one, searching for other survivors. The poems get more gruesome as the story goes on, but the guy keeps on writing poems, despite the fact that his foot has come off and his jaw has dislodged itself. Now that’s dedication. This comic has sparked others to come up with their own undead poetry. It definitely left its mark on me. Follow the link above and seek this original and fun read out.


superhero - KINGDOM COME SPECIAL: SUPERMAN (DC): Alex Ross really pulled out his "A" game with this special. While I've thought that the whole Gog/Magog thing has been dragging on for way too long this issue stood out among the rest of the saga. I know some people have issues with Alex Ross but I'm continually impressed with his work.


Vroom Socko -
Nowadays, we’re told that most superhero comics have strong character development, are adult and complex in their worldview, have meaningful and personal stories to tell. And then Kurt Busiek and Brent Anderson give us something like ASTRO CITY: BEAUTIE (DC Wildstorm). And we realize, for an instant, how silly and uninspiring most superhero comics really are.



MOST IDIOTIC ACTION PERFORMED BY AN INTELLIGENT CHARACTER

Batman choosing to have a nice little chat with Darkseid before shooting him in FINAL CRISIS #6 (DC), thus giving Darkseid ample opportunity to fry Bats with his eye-beams, instead of taking the shot without stupidly announcing his presence.

THE DISAPPEARED WITHOUT A TRACE AWARD

Burlyman Comics. Hello? Where are you guys? Countin’ all those SPEED RACER residuals or somethin’?

CART BEFORE THE HORSE AWARD

Marvel’s KICK-ASS had talks of a movie deal before the first issue hit the shelves. Sadly, a movie about a kid getting the shit beat out of him has already been made 100 times over.

WORST COMIC BOOK SERIES THAT KEPT INEXPLICABLY GETTING ITS ASSED KISSED BY WIZARD MAGAZINE

Dynamite's PROJECT SUPERPOWERS

BEST VILLAIN

Darkseid (DC)

BEST AMAZING SPIDER-MAN ARTIST

Marcos Martin wowed the fans, but this award is Chris Bachalo’s, for his truly innovative and dynamic stuff with the wall-crawler.

BEST ONLINE COMIC STRIP COMPILATION

HELP IS ON THE WAY (Dark Horse)





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Vroom Socko - It’s unusual for comic tie-in books to be good, let alone great. This is especially true when the story isn’t a direct part of the story being told in the original media. For a comic hampered by the continuity of, say, a 45 year old TV show to be not only great but fantastic is a near miracle. DOCTOR WHO: THE FORGOTTEN (IDW) is that comic. Sure, I’m an obsessive Doctor Who fan, but that’s beside the point.


Jinxo - BPRD: 1946 (Dark Horse). Screw the giant event dramas. This was the winner for me. A story from the Hellboy/BPRD universe before Hellboy was fighting the good fight and when his dad Professor Bruttenholm was the man of action at the BPRD. Nazis, vampires, all other manner of undead and a creepy little girl who has some little curls who, I think, when she is bad is satanically horrid. World War II grunts versus evil on top of evil. Good times.


BottleImp - TANGENT: SUPERMAN’S REIGN (DC). I really, really wanted to give my vote to THE TWELVE, but the increasingly long delays between issues have soured my enthusiasm for that series. And FINAL CRISIS got shoved down our throats by DC’s publicity department, but upon reading it’s clear that FC is all flash and very little substance. So if, like me, you’re looking for a nice self-contained miniseries that is first and foremost about entertainment, look no further than SUPERMAN’S REIGN. The DC characters you know and love behaving as they should—saving the world from extra-dimensional invaders without excess baggage of tie-in issues or crossover stories to weigh the narrative down. Classic comic book storytelling at its best from Dan Jurgens, Ron Marz and a bunch of talented artists.


Optimous Douche - We were treated to two titles that resurrected B-List golden age superheroes this year with THE TWELVE and PROJECT SUPERPOWERS. The latter had a strong first issue start, but too much time with individual characters slowed down the pacing. However, JMS was able to keep THE TWELVE (Marvel) extremely fast-paced never lingering too long on one character, but giving us snippets in each issue of all twelve heroes. Let’s just hope it doesn’t take years for the final chapters to unfold like what happened with RISING STARS.


Humphrey Lee - I KILL GIANTS. (Image) I honestly didn't know Joe Kelly had this in him. After years and years of seeing him do nothing but pretty much Big Two work (including some excellent Superman/JLA tales and still possibly the best Deadpool we've seen) here comes this little ditty put together from equal parts pure quirk and raw emotion. Every part of this series hit home perfectly as we watch our heroine struggle through her life, from dealing with bullies at school to counselors she wants nothing to do with and then to the threat of the Giants which she so proudly proclaims to fight all the way down to her real fear that she refuses to confront until the very end. It's very much a roller coaster ride comic, filled with lots of energy, poignancy and some very beautiful line art that perfectly matches the theme and tone of the book. This is highly recommended reading.


Prof. Challenger - METAL MEN (DC Comics).



Stones Throw - Mike Mignola and Dark Horse knocked it out of the park last year in coordinating some top-notch Hellboy releases around an equally excellent movie. HELLBOY: THE CROOKED MAN (Dark Horse), with art from Richard Corben, was one of the best, a magnificently creepy three-parter set in rural Appalachia.


Ambush Bug - The best miniseries Marvel has put out in years came to its conclusion in 2008. OMEGA THE UNKNOWN (Marvel) was one of the most surprising, most surreal, and most ballsy releases to come from Marvel in ages. Drawn imperfectly by Farel Dalrymple and written with twists and turns that would make David Lynch proud by David Lethem, this tale of a kid who is raised by robots, stumbles across an alien, helps thwart the crimes of a would be hero, and battles severed hands and evil machinations is not your typical fare from the House of Ideas, and I loved it because of that fact.


superhero - Technically it began two years ago, but when it finished this year ALL STAR SUPERMAN (DC) showed us all that Superman stories could be done well with innovation yet still hearken back to the character's somewhat goofy past. I'll miss having this book to look forward to. Some of the best Superman stories ever told, but you didn't need me to tell you that.



MOST EXTENSIVE DISPLAY OF SUCK

Marvel’s price hike. Most specifically ASTONISHING X-MEN: GHOST BOXES #1-2. Sure the art was good, but $3.99 for a couple of short stories then sketches and scripts? For shame.

BEST INDIE SURPRISE

Daniel J. Olson’s SUPER MAXI-PAD GIRL #1 ( bewildered kid comics)

BIGGEST DROP-OFF

DC’s THE SPIRIT, which under Sergio Aragones and Paul Smith can still produce the odd lovely issue (like # 16’s murder mystery set in an old-school film studio), but ain’t a whole lot compared to Darwyn Cooke’s work on the title.

COMIC BOOK WRITER TO WATCH

Jeff Parker (AGENTS OF ATLAS, Marvel)

MOST ARROGANT WRITER

Grant Morrison re: FINAL CRISIS (DC) “Of course I’m aware of a perpetual and chronic discontent from a particular jaded minority on the internet but I try to overlook their constant expressions of dissatisfaction on the grounds that it’s depressing and often personally abusive. Every time I read about the agonizing pains of ‘event fatigue’ or how ‘3-D hurts my head...’ or how something’s ‘incomprehensible’ when most people are ‘comprehending’ it just fine, it’s like visiting a nursing home.”

BEST MUSICAL COMIC

BLUESMAN HC OGN

BEST NEW SERIES

SECRET SIX (Simone & Scott, DC)





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superhero - Pia Guerra for her work on DOCTOR WHO: THE FORGOTTEN (IDW Publishing). She made the good Doctor look the best he's ever looked in the pages of a comic book. Her work was so good that it made the fill-in issues look just awful by comparison. If Guerra had illustrated this whole series it would have been my pick for best mini but, alas, the fill-in work was so terrible that I couldn't bring myself to give it that award.


Vroom Socko - Odds are good I’ll be misspelling this, but of the artists whose work I saw over the past year, the one who held my interest the most was Gisèle Lagacé. She convincingly handled SF/Fantasy/Complete madness in COOL CAT STUDIO, is drawing one hell of a 21 Century bedroom farce in MENAGE à 3, and then there’s PENNY AND AGGIE. What? A grown man can’t enjoy a girls-in-high-school-rivalry story?


Jinxo - Well, let me just say that Humberto Ramos’s work on RUNAWAYS this past year…it brought tears to my eyes. Anguished frustrated tears of pain that…wait…wrong kind of tears. Well then there is, uh, also Alex Maleev’s work on books like SECRET INVASION: DARK REIGN. It takes some real creativity to take the badass, swaggering lady’s man Submariner and reimagine him as the creepy old weirdo sitting next to me on the bus. Used to be a widow’s peak, now it’s male pattern balding. Get a shave and take a shower--you smell like fish. In point of fact I’m going with the one guy who took a chance with a style left of center from the normal hero book look in a way that actually worked for me: Craig Rousseau for his work on SPIDER-MAN LOVES MARY JANE (Marvel). A smaller book but the haters can piss off. This book and ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN were the only way I was able to enjoy my Spidey characters, and the art in this book really made me smile.


BottleImp - Chris Weston, THE TWELVE (Marvel) Incredible attention to detail. Remarkable facial expressions. Characters that are so well-rendered that you know that if they existed in real life, they’d look exactly as Chris Weston has drawn them. Though casting a vote in this category is an apple-or-orange situation (what works art-wise for a title such as INVINCIBLE—Ryan Ottley’s stylized, almost cartooney designs—would never be as effective as Weston’s work on THE TWELVE, and vice-versa), I’ve got to go with Weston’s amazing work on this miniseries. Unfortunately, this vote is marred by the * due to the chronic delays in publishing. But even taking this into account, Weston’s work is some of the finest to grace the stands in 2008.


Optimous Douche - Frank Quitely on ALL STAR SUPERMAN (DC). As we saw with FINAL CRISIS, it is the rare artist that can truly capture Morrison’s utter insanity in picture form. The story for ALL STAR SUPERMAN was phenomenal, but Quitely made it all the more real with his unique style and attention to subtle details.


Humphrey Lee -Sean Phillips for CRIMINAL. (Marvel Icon) Mr. Phillips is here this year for one big reason: he's easily one of the best storytellers (if not THE best) we have gracing our comics. Up there with the likes of Eduardo Risso or J.H. Williams III and so one and so forth, no one knows quite how to work a comic book page for all it's worth like he does. Whether it's squeezing as many panels as humanly possibly onto a page to capture every last moment, or just having the uncanny knack of being able to pick just the right angle to make every shot count for all it's worth, this man knows exactly what needs to be done to make the story flow. Combine all this with a fantastic level of detail, great shadow work, and a sort of gritty feeling to his work that sort of exemplifies it, almost making him the immediate go to guy if you want anything noir-like (which is why CRIMINAL benefits from his pencils so much to be as top a tier comic as it is). This is a man who not only understands the adage of substance over style, but goes one further by actually bothering to combine the two for one hell of a visual package.


Prof. Challenger - Ivan Reis (DC) continually knocks the breath out of me with his work on GREEN LANTERN.



Stones Throw - Jordi Bernet from JONAH HEX (DC). Justin Grey and Jimmy Palmiotti have the perfect partner for their li’l posse here. Even with A-list talents like J. H. Williams III and Darwyn Cooke illustrating issues this year, Bernet’s harsh lines stand out, evoking European westerns from Moebius to Leone, John Ford and Howard Hawks, and, most crucially, the American west.


Ambush Bug - Sometimes you’ve gotta respect the classics. Classics like Joe Kubert on TOR (miniseries). (DC) a miniseries that read as if it were unearthed from an old garage sale. Kubert’s pencils were as good as they ever were in this miniseries. He’s one of the masters and to think that he still has what it takes to give a thrilling adventure to a caveman with a mullet makes me feel all warm inside. One of the greats, Joe Kubert is. One of the best comic book artists of all time and he’s my favorite of 2008.






@@@@ BEST WRITER @@@@



Ambush Bug -
Dan Slott and Christos Gage
(Marvel) nab this award for Best Writing for AVENGERS: THE INITIATIVE simply because they single-handedly (or double handedly since there are two of them) salvaged the SECRET INVASION storyline (and the CIVIL WAR & WORLD WAR HULK storylines) and mined them for maximum entertainment potential. Taking z-list characters like 3-D Man, the Skrull Kill Krew, Crusader, Ant Man, and the like and tossing them into these mega-crossover events ups the ante as far as investment because you don’t know who will survive. These aren’t household names or icons, which makes you doubly shocked: first that Slott & Gage actually made you care for these characters and secondly when they pull the rug right out from under your expectations. While Millar, Bendis, and the rest of the Marvel Illuminati make the big decisions about characters you know will be back to status quo soon, Slott and Gage are utilizing the Marvel Universe to its fullest in this, the best written book of 2008.


superhero - Naoki Urasawa for MONSTER (Viz). Possibly one of the best manga if not the best comics out there period, MONSTER finished its 18 volume run last year. What a run it was. Urasawa pulled out all the stops and provided some of the best storytelling and characterization I've ever seen in a comic book. There's a reason that this book is considered a classic and after finishing up this series I now know why. Bra-fucking-vo. I will now read anything that Urasawa writes and illustrates without hesitation.


Vroom Socko - The sign of a great comics writer is that before reading their work you’re impatient, while reading you’re enthralled, and after reading you can’t wait for the next installment. The writer that managed that feat with the most consistency this past year was a gentleman by the name of Rich Morris. His accurately titled YET ANOTHER FANTASY GAMER COMIC manages to handle the epic storyline and the quiet character moment with equal deftness. It’s an interesting story, in that the bulk of the cast is “evil” by the standard definition. The drama comes from seeing how and when some characters are more evil than others. He’s also responsible for a bit of brilliant fanfic called THE 10 DOCTORS that’s as good as anything the show’s ever done. Sure, I’m an obsessive DOCTOR WHO fan, but that’s beside the point.


Jinxo - Bill Willingham (DC Vertigo). Marvel disrupted all their comics with a giant invasion story that was pretty hit and miss. DC counted down and down and down…to a FINAL CRISIS that was too cerebral, overblown and overstuffed for its own good, like a CLIFFS NOTES GUIDE TO THE APOCALYPSE with every other page torn out. Both were so massive they needed tons of extra side-books to tell their full tale…and still they didn’t manage to make them quite work. Meanwhile there’s Bill Willingham’s FABLES. For the entire run of the book they have been building to and teasing an enormous mythic battle between good and evil on par with those listed above. Characters of myth and folklore have been hiding out in the real world USA waiting for a chance to take back their Homelands of legend from the forces of evil. Willingham could easily have left the final war between good and evil “just over the horizon” for forever. The need to take back the Homelands has been central to the book from the start. Resolving that plot was a risk that could hamstring the book. The war is over. What now? But Willingham…he just went for it. This year he gave us the war. A massive war involving tons of characters, multiple battlefronts, and loaded with long term repercussions for the characters. With one book using no side tie-in titles he managed to do what the big hero events failed to do. He told an exciting, complex epic that was easy and fun to follow and that gave the readers an ending that left them happily satisfied. So for giving me the best horrible war this year, Bill Willingham’s my best writer of the year.


BottleImp - J. Michael Straczynski, THE TWELVE (Marvel). Again, my vote for JMS is marred by THE TWELVE’s erratic publication schedule, the blame for which seems to fall on Straczynski’s shoulders by the general comic-reading public. However, I can’t ignore the fact that this series has so far been a deeply engrossing murder mystery combined with Alan Moore-style (and I mean that in the best possible sense) deconstruction of a dozen of Marvel’s colorful forgotten heroes from the ‘40s. Great work, JMS—now just get the last four issues out in a TIMELY manner! (That last line was a pun. Sometimes I hate myself a little bit.)


Optimous Douche - Geoff Johns (DC). What is it I love about this guy’s writing? It could be his reverence for the Giffen era of “let’s have fun” in comics that cropped up time and again in BOOSTER GOLD and JUSTICE SOCIETY OF AMERICA. Perhaps it’s his ability to ret-con an apocalyptic universal prophecy into everything he touches without screaming “heads up, ret-connning here.” Or maybe it’s the fact that we are all seeing the same Superman just from a different point of view, and for the first time in many years Big Blue is interesting again. Yes, this was a shameful way to say “all of the above.”


Humphrey Lee - Jason Aaron. (Marvel, DC Vertigo) Despite having written his first comics well over a decade ago, Mr. Aaron is really only a couple years into a comic book career that has already seen some great material flow forth from his pen. Starting with THE OTHER SIDE, which is where I first read his material, and then to SCALPED, which, if you look around at my entries this year for our @$$ies, you can see just how much I admire that book, there's so much craft and skill to his material despite being relatively young in his career. And this past year he's done a lot to show me/us he can do more than just create his own gritty/dirty titles, but can work a good bit of magic with established properties as well as he pumped a lot of energy into a GHOST RIDER run that's still building a lot of momentum, telling some WOLVERINE stories that play off the character's strengths to the T, and turning in a BLACK PANTHER story under the guise of SECRET INVASION that was hands down the best thing I've ever seen involving T'Challa, and he's had some damn good handlers in the past. All said, the man has yet to not tell me a story I didn't at least put in the "very good" column, and as you can see with my Best Ongoing pick, has produced the first title in years that I've put ahead of FABLES in that category, which is a hell of an accomplishment. This guy has the goods, and I can't wait to see where he goes to next, both in the ongoing saga of the Prairie Rose Indian Reservation and his Marvel work that some really smart editor(s) out there are capitalizing on, and rightfully so.


Prof. Challenger - Geoff Johns (DC) for GREEN LANTERN and BOOSTER GOLD



Stones Throw - Any writer with the mercurial genius of Grant Morrison (DC) is going to have hits and misses in any year. In the misses category: BATMAN R.I.P., mostly, and maybe the sixth issue of FINAL CRISIS, which, probably due to the erratic art, didn’t hit as hard as it should have. Certified hits: “Last Rites” in the pages of BATMAN, a mystery layered through levels of Bruce Wayne’s subconscious, most of FINAL CRISIS, which fulfils the promise of a comic called FINAL CRISIS and then some, and the last three ALL STAR SUPERMAN’s, the best Superman ever and the new WATCHMEN, as note perfect a comic as any in the last seventy years, a work of art to rival Michelangelo and Homer and to give God the heebie-jeebies (the first three were sincere). Love him or find him an annoyingly flighty bastard, Morrison really defined 2008.



BEST WESTERN COMIC

JONAH HEX (DC)

BEST SPY COMIC

BUTTONMAN: THE CONFESSIONS OF HARRY EXTON(2000AD)

BEST CROSSOVER

ANNIHILATION: CONQUEST (Marvel)

BEST ONLINE COMIC STRIP

GARFIELD MINUS GARFIELD

BEST SIDEKICK

Frankie from THE GOON (Dark Horse)

BEST HORROR COMIC

WELCOME TO HOXFORD (Ben Templesmith, IDW Publishing)

BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT OF 2008

FINAL CRISIS #7 (DC) – When the world’s biggest vacuum was created when those waiting till the end to pass judgment gasped as they realized the critics were right.





@@@@ BEST PUBLISHER @@@@



Stones Throw - Dark Horse Comics has continued to put out a variety of some of the best books comics have to offer, from Mignola and friends’ HELLBOY and B.P.R.D., to SOLOMON KANE and CONAN to Gerard Way’s still-annoyingly good UMBRELLA ACADEMY. All stylish, attractive and with uniformly good or better art. OK, it’s actually cuz they featured our very own Ambush Bug alongside H.P. Lovecraft on the editorial page, and you don’t think those things come for free, do ya?


Ambush Bug - I can’t believe I’m saying this, but my favorite books of this year for the first time since I started reviewing have come from Marvel Comics. Strong super hero comics such as AVENGERS: THE INITIATIVE, CAPTAIN AMERICA, THE ETERNALS, DAREDEVIL, THE INCREDIBLE HERC, CAPTAIN BRITAIN & MI13, and X-FACTOR, fun miniseries like MODOK’S ELEVEN, OMEGA THE UNKNOWN, INHUMANS, and MARVEL ZOMBIES 3. Plus they pulled off the impossible and made Spidey readable again with “Brand New Day.” And don’t forget the coolest corner of the universe: the Lanning/Abnett Cosmic-Verse (GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY, NOVA, ANNIHILATION, and now WAR OF KINGS). Did you notice three names I left out--Millar, Quesada, and Bendis? Marvel is awesome despite these three jokers. But know one thing: if the price hike goes the way it is going and Marvel leads the charge of raising their prices to $3.99 to all of their books, I guarantee Marvel won’t be at the top of my list next year.


superhero - I have to give this to Image again this year because of their commitment to publish books that are different than just about anything that other companies are putting out. I've dropped a lot of comics in the past year but Image always has something out that will interest me. I really hope they can continue their commitment to alternative publishing despite the stupid decisions that Diamond has been making.


Vroom Socko - I keep saying this, and saying this, and sure, they’ve published books that aren’t to my tastes, but I tell you, Oni Press has never published a comic that could ever be considered “bad.” Oni means quality.


Jinxo - Dark Horse. Buffy, HELLBOY, BPRD. Not one of the titles I buy from them ever lets me down. Suck it DC and Marvel-phisto (still a verrry bitter former Spidey-Fan).



BottleImp - DC gave us a lot of hype with mediocre product to back it up. Marvel jacked up prices on the majority of its books to $3.99, without a visible increase in length or quality of said comics. Both of the Big Two were plagued by publication delays, a problem which used to be limited to independent publishers. And I haven’t really read enough of Image, Dark Horse, BOOM! or other smaller presses to make a judgment call. So I hereby abstain from voting in this category.


Optimous Douche - I think everyone had their missteps this year, from FINAL CONSUMPTION to SECRETING INVASION and all stops in between. So I’m going to give my award to the bravest publisher of the year: DC WildStorm. Their “World’s End” story that touched every title was accessible (if you only read a few of their titles like myself), yet still had everlasting repercussions across their entire universe. This crossover event from Jim Lee’s corner of the comic book universe embodied everything I expected from FLACCID CRISIS.


Humphrey Lee - Image Comics. While pretty much every company that I buy product from out there is putting out damn fine material, Image gets my nod this year simply because they put out the most I truly care about. Marvel, Dark Horse, DC, Oni, D.E. etc. etc., all put out some really good comics, and some of them even put out downright excellent comics, but at the end of the day Image puts out the good to great books I most care about right now. From Kirkman's WALKING DEAD and INVINCIBLE, which have been staples of my pull list for half a decade now and are finally back on track shipping wise, to a wealth of other creator owned properties that make me sit up and take notice. There's Phil Hester's books, GOLLY! and the new FIREBREATHER volume; then there's pretty much everything that Jonathan Hickman gave us this year. PROOF, which if we did "Best New Series" as an official category here would be a shoe in as it's not only just that, but it's probably already one of the ten best ongoings I'm reading period. DYNAMO 5, PHONOGRAM, the POPGUN anthology series, MADMAN, on and on and on--this is a company that's really come back into its own the past couple years and knows a hit when they see them and has provided a showcase for a lot of great talent that is either starting to funnel into your Big Two funny books or has seen a migration from your Big Two as there's even guys like Joe Kelly now writing some great self-owned titles this past year after pretty much an entire career spent writing for Marvel and DC and their imprints. Hopefully now, in a time where everyone's wallets are being stretched further than any other time in recent memory, people are able and willing to venture over to the big 'I' and see just how great the material is they're publishing. There's tons of stuff here certainly well deserving of your entertainment dollar.


Prof. Challenger - In my view IDW, Dynamite, and Boom! Studios are the best publishers of new material out there right now. But I'm going to give the edge to Boom! since of the 3 of them, Boom! is the only one producing almost exclusively original concepts whereas the other two are primarily focused on licensed product. As much as I love my mainstream super-heroes, and they still get the edge in other categories, I want to recognize the smaller publisher who is doing things right as opposed to the majors who have about reached the point of absurdism -- like they're shooting fish in a barrel of monkeys.



BEST COSMIC COMIC

NOVA (Marvel, Dan Abnett & Andy Lanning)

BEST ALL AGES COMIC

DC’s TINY TITANS (Aww yeah Titans!)

BEST COMIC BOOK ROBOT

Mr. Pendulum from WORMWOOD: GENTLEMAN CORPSE (IDW Publishing)

BEST ZOMBIE COMIC

MARVEL ZOMBIES 3 – Badass Machine Man action!

BEST SLUGFEST

Mr. Tawky Tawny vs Kalibak (DC’s FINAL CRISIS #6--sure the rest was a mess, but this was a shining moment in an otherwise muddled mess!)

BEST COMIC BOOK MONKEY

THE GIBBON had a tough year in Fraction’s PUNISHER WAR JOURNAL, losing his girlfriend Princess Python and all, and took it out pretty coolly on the Marvel U in MARVEL APES.

BEST INDIE BOOK

Danijel Zezelj’s REX ( Optimum Wound Comics)





@@@@ BEST ONGOING SERIES @@@@



Prof. Challenger - GREEN LANTERN (DC)



Stones Throw - OK, I’m probably a year behind in picking this, but bear in mind that this time last year CRIMINAL (Ed Brubaker & Sean Phillips (Marvel) was not an ongoing series, having paused to relaunch with a new volume (CRIMINAL VOL. 2). The relaunch is still kinda dumb, but it’s led to us getting an even higher quality of comics, if such a thing was possible. The first three (individually standalone) issues formed a cool interlocking story, while the four-part BAD NIGHT was simply the best so far, starring a non-stock noir character and with an atypical crime plot, mixing in weird touches like a cartoonist spurred on by his hard-bitten creation and a femme fatale who had nursed him while he was catatonic, but still managing to keep you gripped with astoundingly bleak plot twists and hard-edged art. The series is currently on break again while Brubaker and Phillips give us a new take on their earlier SLEEPER concept from WildStorm. With features on crime writers and movies in the back and always amazing writing and art, CRIMINAL is a treat whenever it comes out.


Ambush Bug - Although this book is always good (even during the prison arc which proved its point, but had moments where it drove its point home like a hammer to the nuts—“We are the Walking Dead!” screamed twelve times and given multiple splash pages to do so come to mind), Robert Kirkman’s THE WALKING DEAD (Image) returned to the greatness it started out with and surpassed that this year. The siege on the prison, the tragic events of the survivors’ escape, the issue where Rick talks to his dead wife on the phone, the issue where Rick’s son takes care of him and fears for his life, and even one of the most recent issues where Rick completely loses it when faced with the fact that he may lose his son--this book packs more emotional depth and narrative power than any other out there. Although the prison arcs were tough to get through, they were necessary and the end result proved that Kirkman still has it. It was mentioned in the talkbacks a while back that THE WALKING DEAD is un-trade-able because the cliffhangers are so great and you have to have nerves of steel to not buy it monthly. And I agree. That, my friends, signifies to me that it’s the best ongoing comic of the year.


superhero - ACTION COMICS (DC). Yes, it looks like a Superman year for me but I have to admit that Geoff Johns has made this regular Superman title readable again. And Gary Frank's art is just perfect for The Man of Steel. Next to ALL STAR SUPERMAN this is the most fun I've had reading Superman for a while and I hope that these guys will stay on this book for a long time.


Vroom Socko - I said it last year, and I’ll say it again this year. CRIMINAL (Marvel Icon). It’s perfect.


Jinxo - I’m going with AVENGERS: THE INITIATIVE (Marvel). This was a year of out of control mega events. The main SECRET INVASION books to me weren’t all they were meant to be, feeling bogged down in big, sometimes clunky action scenes and skimping on real plot. Meanwhile the other Avengers books ceased to really be Avengers titles and became the place to stick side stories and supplemental info that sometimes featured Avengers characters but generally not them as a group. Meanwhile AVENGERS: THE INITIATIVE seemed to be the only one to hit it just right. They told the bigger story, showing that it wasn’t just a one battle war. They played on a bigger canvas with battles across the nation featuring tons of guest characters BUT also being sure to keep their regular players focal. If the main INVASION titles had been more like this one I’d have been much more satisfied customer.


BottleImp -X-FACTOR (Marvel). It hit a rough patch for a while, what with the SECRET INVASION tie-ins and Larry Stroman’s mind-bogglingly grotesque art, but X-FACTOR picked up the pieces and came back as the best regular series comic on my list. Some of the best characters culled from the flotsam of Marvel’s mutant books, exceptionally well-written by Peter David, make X-FACTOR stand head and shoulders above many higher-profile books that limp along every month—at least in my mind.


Optimous Douche - I was the first to fear that when the war with the Homelands ended, FABLES (DC Vertigo) would falter. Instead Willingham brought this war back to New York and opened up new chapters of cloak and dagger intrigue. In a world of writing for trades, Willingham still delivers a complete story each issue while setting you up for greater things to come. You know, the way comics should be written.


Humphrey Lee - SCALPED (DC Vertigo) You know a book is good when you haven't seen your protagonist in it for almost half a year and not only did you not really notice, but it was still typically the best damn thing you read the week it came out. As an added emphasis on just how good this book is, I think SCALPED is the only comic I read this entire year where, not just once but several times, I'd have to put the comic book down post-read, hell sometimes even midway through, and just have to soak up exactly what happened in the pages I just read. This is a damn heartbreaking book, almost on a sadistic level, and yet it still draws you back in because despite the car wreck you may have just seen on the road, you just have to be there for the whole ordeal to see if everyone involved makes it out even just partially intact. The writing is very tense, heartbreaking yet hopeful even though the immediate outlook is grim. And there's just so many great characters, from our lead Dashiell who you can't help but pull for despite being a bit of an angry fuck up, to Chief Red Crow, whom as I said in my "Best Character" description is one of the most amazingly complex characters in comics, all the way down to the lowly inhabitants of the Prairie Rose Reservation, whose struggle to survive in such a tragic section of the world make the book all that more bittersweet. This is my comic book equivalent of THE WIRE right now, and if anyone has ever watched that amazing piece of television, then they know just how high a compliment that really is. Pretty much the highest, honestly.





Before we head to the Talkbacks, we would like to thank all of those who read AICN Comics: all of the All-Weekers, the “I’m First”-ies, the “I’m last”-ies, the Cogs, the occasional stoppers-by, the pros, the cons, the mehs, and even the trolls for making this the best Talkback on AICN. Thanks again for another great year!

Now go pick your own @$$IES!


Editing, compiling, imaging, coding, logos, skits & cat-wrangling by Ambush Bug.
Proofs, co-edits & common sense provided by Sleazy G.
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by JBouganim1
Feb 23rd, 2009
08:28:27 AM
5 years running and y'all still can't get it right
by MrSensitive
Feb 23rd, 2009
08:45:26 AM
Bringing the goods yet again.
by StrideX13
Feb 23rd, 2009
08:55:08 AM
"The Smell of Ass and Turnips"
by Hell Pop
Feb 23rd, 2009
09:00:43 AM
Don't agree with a lot of the picks...
by God's Brother
Feb 23rd, 2009
09:16:57 AM
MONSTER
by Prof_Ender
Feb 23rd, 2009
09:21:30 AM
Best Doctor Who Artist?
by Gislef_crow
Feb 23rd, 2009
09:21:30 AM
How is Nova the best Cosmic Comic???? Above Green Lantern??
by most excellent ninja
Feb 23rd, 2009
09:28:46 AM
I pick most of my comics up in trade format
by DDMAN26
Feb 23rd, 2009
09:29:28 AM
Final Crisis: Submit is a horrible comic
by most excellent ninja
Feb 23rd, 2009
09:30:05 AM
Best covers: Final Crisis #4 and Superman Beyond #1 3D cover
by most excellent ninja
Feb 23rd, 2009
09:31:03 AM
guess what?
by bilbo78
Feb 23rd, 2009
09:32:33 AM
Great column, folks
by Mr Incredible
Feb 23rd, 2009
09:37:55 AM
Great as always, gang
by chrth
Feb 23rd, 2009
09:50:44 AM
Most Excellent Ninja: GL
by gooseud
Feb 23rd, 2009
10:46:45 AM
A$$ies:
by gooseud
Feb 23rd, 2009
10:52:18 AM
No love for Manga?
by StrokerX
Feb 23rd, 2009
11:10:59 AM
ah well Monster...
by StrokerX
Feb 23rd, 2009
11:15:57 AM
Wow.
by Snookeroo
Feb 23rd, 2009
11:16:03 AM
What about Luna Brothers?
by StrokerX
Feb 23rd, 2009
11:19:04 AM
And let me just say...
by Snookeroo
Feb 23rd, 2009
11:20:00 AM
Ennis
by Joenathan
Feb 23rd, 2009
11:21:27 AM
Aussie Awards Show? Isn't that the Oscars?
by TheMarineBiologist
Feb 23rd, 2009
11:25:44 AM
Man, not to be a prick, but people have to get off of Green Lant
by Humphrey Lee
Feb 23rd, 2009
11:40:41 AM
Coudn't be happier considering...
by Buckys_Kick_Ass_Arm
Feb 23rd, 2009
11:48:40 AM
Good call on Gisèle Lagacé, Vroom...
by superhero
Feb 23rd, 2009
11:51:51 AM
@$$holes!!!
by The Heathen
Feb 23rd, 2009
12:21:10 PM
IGN
by Berserkr
Feb 23rd, 2009
12:23:37 PM
Humphrey Lee is right!
by Joenathan
Feb 23rd, 2009
12:29:54 PM
Teh most Epic comic evars!!!
by The Heathen
Feb 23rd, 2009
12:41:40 PM
Wee Hughie was me Joen
by optimous_douche
Feb 23rd, 2009
01:02:13 PM
Best One Shot
by jloughry1976
Feb 23rd, 2009
01:11:01 PM
character series that i'll miss the most...
by blackthought
Feb 23rd, 2009
01:13:43 PM
Turner
by landocolt45
Feb 23rd, 2009
01:57:14 PM
Best mini?
by Gislef_crow
Feb 23rd, 2009
02:00:16 PM
Does 100 Bullets not exist in this universe?
by Pops Freshemeyer
Feb 23rd, 2009
02:15:21 PM
As good a writer as Johns is...
by stones_throw
Feb 23rd, 2009
02:28:32 PM
I still need to jump into Scalped
by kungfuhustler84
Feb 23rd, 2009
02:33:39 PM
Stones, Blackthought, and Optimus
by gooseud
Feb 23rd, 2009
02:59:46 PM
John Phillip Law
by dogrobber
Feb 23rd, 2009
03:00:16 PM
I thought you guys already did this?
by rev_skarekroe
Feb 23rd, 2009
03:28:26 PM
What, No Wolverine Musical Number??
by thelordofhell
Feb 23rd, 2009
03:46:30 PM
Biding my time, gooseud...
by stones_throw
Feb 23rd, 2009
03:52:47 PM
What?!! Not even a mention of Atomic Robo?
by morGoth
Feb 23rd, 2009
03:53:29 PM
"A multiverese can get pretty crowded..."
by Pops Freshemeyer
Feb 23rd, 2009
04:00:57 PM
Go Image
by hallmitchell
Feb 23rd, 2009
04:13:30 PM
I'll say this....
by Fuzzyjefe
Feb 23rd, 2009
04:26:40 PM
Alright Optimus,
by Joenathan
Feb 23rd, 2009
04:38:42 PM
No mention of ULTIMATES V3 ???
by scumbag
Feb 23rd, 2009
06:08:24 PM
Slow News Day at AICN...
by Hell Pop
Feb 23rd, 2009
06:17:23 PM
Stone throw
by Continentalop
Feb 23rd, 2009
06:30:23 PM
Man, the anti-GL backlash......
by gooseud
Feb 23rd, 2009
06:41:07 PM
Damn
by Series7
Feb 23rd, 2009
06:59:17 PM
Gygax
by Gelatinousman
Feb 23rd, 2009
07:32:36 PM
Sort of in defense of FINAL CRISIS: SUBMIT
by Jinxo
Feb 23rd, 2009
08:05:30 PM
Agree White
by optimous_douche
Feb 23rd, 2009
08:35:52 PM
BPRD 1946
by Coma Baby
Feb 23rd, 2009
08:44:52 PM
Worst Awards Co-Host
by Olsen Twins_Fan
Feb 23rd, 2009
08:58:55 PM
nice work @$$holes...
by KCViking
Feb 23rd, 2009
09:53:04 PM
What's with the short article?
by XoanonTORN
Feb 23rd, 2009
09:59:57 PM
Looks like
by Series7
Feb 23rd, 2009
10:05:52 PM
Most arrogant writer
by jcrow
Feb 23rd, 2009
10:21:53 PM
The 100 Bullets issue...
by Humphrey Lee
Feb 23rd, 2009
11:23:21 PM
Schelppy!!!!!!!!!
by speed
Feb 24th, 2009
04:14:33 AM
Speed
by optimous_douche
Feb 24th, 2009
06:33:30 AM
Speed: The Twelve
by gooseud
Feb 24th, 2009
06:33:34 AM
Invincible?
by DiverseNerd
Feb 24th, 2009
07:55:00 AM
Best Comic that Does What Bendis Would Like to Do but Better
by Laserhead
Feb 24th, 2009
08:19:15 AM
Thats because
by gooseud
Feb 24th, 2009
09:59:34 AM
Question for the a$$holes:
by Fuzzyjefe
Feb 24th, 2009
11:04:45 AM
Best Comic Character
by PortnoysRevenge
Feb 24th, 2009
11:33:49 AM
Mmmm.. zombies
by David Lazarus Long
Feb 24th, 2009
11:46:39 AM
It's good to see such a meaty column
by Shigeru
Feb 24th, 2009
11:57:43 AM
Here's how Blackest Night will end.
by Joenathan
Feb 24th, 2009
12:12:40 PM
Schleppy!
by Psynapse
Feb 24th, 2009
12:41:08 PM
Ennis defense
by Laserhead
Feb 24th, 2009
01:53:47 PM
"Blackest Night" theme song
by gooseud
Feb 24th, 2009
02:21:40 PM
Ennis
by Joenathan
Feb 24th, 2009
02:36:33 PM
Carla Gugino's pooper…
by The Heathen
Feb 24th, 2009
02:56:45 PM
Cogs
by The Heathen
Feb 24th, 2009
03:00:45 PM
In Brightest Day, in Blackest Night...
by Fuzzyjefe
Feb 24th, 2009
03:00:55 PM
What they need is a real Rainbow Pride Lantern
by gooseud
Feb 24th, 2009
03:38:58 PM
I'm convinced when it comes to the Cogs and A$$holes
by gooseud
Feb 24th, 2009
03:40:52 PM
Well, speaking as a Cog…
by The Heathen
Feb 24th, 2009
04:02:50 PM
After the last few posts
by Joenathan
Feb 24th, 2009
04:12:36 PM
I wouldn't categorize it as 'bashing'
by Fuzzyjefe
Feb 24th, 2009
04:21:37 PM
Here's a hypothetical for youse:
by Fuzzyjefe
Feb 24th, 2009
04:25:25 PM
good question
by Joenathan
Feb 24th, 2009
04:31:24 PM
Thanks for the update, Heathen
by gooseud
Feb 24th, 2009
04:33:21 PM
Fuzzy is dead right
by gooseud
Feb 24th, 2009
04:36:19 PM
Take, for example:
by Fuzzyjefe
Feb 24th, 2009
04:48:10 PM
Thanks, gooseud.
by The Heathen
Feb 24th, 2009
06:54:02 PM
Zombie Haiku!
by blacklightning
Feb 24th, 2009
11:43:22 PM
Buzz
by gooseud
Feb 25th, 2009
06:26:47 AM
Schleppy & the Watchmen
by Buzz Maverik
Feb 25th, 2009
07:44:09 AM
Holy shit it's Buzz Maverik
by Shigeru
Feb 25th, 2009
11:40:30 AM
Buzz!!!
by The Heathen
Feb 25th, 2009
01:46:25 PM
I hereby claim…
by The Heathen
Feb 27th, 2009
01:58:44 PM
Well, besides for Final Crisis…
by The Heathen
Feb 28th, 2009
05:21:31 PM
We disagree.
by The Heathen
Mar 2nd, 2009
01:08:32 PM

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