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Script Girl does her Oscar Special Scriptapoolza... well... kinda...
Hey folks, Harry here with ScriptGirl taking potshots at that Martin Lawrence flip flop of COMING TO AMERICA. Ugh. Actually there's a whole bunch of updates this week. Here ya go...
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Yeah, but who cares...
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If so, whoops... my bad.
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Hold strong. Visit a porno site for your tit fix. Read Variety and THR from three weeks ago...but whatever you do...DONT POST HERE!
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...Final Draft sitting there?
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everything else's not necessary.
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If she were naked, I might care.
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Two times.
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is a cunt.
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whip em out.
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We all have some weird affinity for chicks with glasses...we feel they're more in our league for some inane reason.
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and who knew SG used to wear braces?
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Good trade?
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Still use it sometimes because it also has a radioQuestion for people in the know:Do those Academy members who vote on Best Screenplay actually read the scripts and, in the case of Adapted Screenplay, the source material too? If they don't that goes a long way to explaining how they failed to give an Adapted Screenplay nomination to The Prestige.
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their votes as the general population does in political elections, or as congress does. Sad, huh?I assume, but do not know, that All Academy members can vote on All Categories.
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sound interesting, though. My favorite part of Demo man was Sandra Bullock saying Enhance Your Calm all the time.
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does SG suffer from it? seriously... i don't mean this as hate as i find her to be very attractive, enjoy her voice, and enjoy the weekly 'cast.
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and smokin hot. Dug the hair pulled back some this week.Cute with braces, too!
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I think shes funny most of the time and I like the way the reports are structured... Call me cooky!
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her smile smacks of bell's
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Sounds more like King Black Ralph to me.
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...would that make it Bling Ralph?
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Where da Windex at?
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I love Scriptgirl.
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personality...? See what I did there?
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And a great Laugh (but you gotta watch the outtake reels for that)
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SG, fussing with hair over eyes: "Does it look okay? Or just like a big lump just hangin there?"
Guy off-camera: "Was it not supposed to?SG: [huge laugh]Guy off-camera: "Cuz you nailed it!" -
Whip out a nipple.
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Are you saying McCain should have won?
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isn't coming here to post about a boycott, pretty much defeats the purpose?
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i am a subscriber for ddp yet I still watch sg...aaaahh a little entertainment goes a long way!
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Like Chris Brown.
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That's what makes it a JOKE.
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just saying in general folks don't do anything near the digging into things at the level Big Jim was suggesting for the Oscar voters.
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Feb 21, 2009 11:24:15 PM CST
You Can't Win Best Screenplay If You Don't Pay For It!!!
by media messiah
Now, isn't that more accurate???
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Is the purpose of SG to show us that even the remarkably terrible ideas are turned into movie deals? So, we don't have an excuse not to write shitty scripts?
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I'm not clicking on her.
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You complete tool!
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Feb 21, 2009 11:51:36 PM CST
Thought Ol' Scripty had some fire in her eyes this week.
by jacknancerevenge
I think she's finally said "what the fuck" and decided to let her soul glo. More power to her. The pervasive small mindedness and chauvinism of these here talkbacks is an abomination!
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How do you figure that. Because of studio campaigning? Got news for you bro, Hollywood ain't recession proof. Doubt there spending one tenth what they did 3 years ago.
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before some bitch starts whining.
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Clever.
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could someone green-lite that Martin Lawrence pitch? Ridiculous. On so many levels.
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First, bad tv gets made into movies, then old movies get remade, now old movie plots get flip-flopped.
Pretty soon, we'll be watching a movie about a bunch of dinosaurs who decide to make a human park, and adventure ensues... or a Mom who must portray a man in order to get back with her kids, and hilarity ensues... -
Yum yum.
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The Scriptgirl thing is like an Ed Wood movie: bottom-of-the-barrel crap but, somehow, it gets even worse. JackNance, of course, was exposed on this site last year: this guy can't pick-up a girl or a check. Camouflaging as a screenwriter (!), the guy sweeps-up at an L.A. Burger King. Closest brush with a celebrity: boarding an elevator with trained chimp, Mr. Bongo (yeah, even the monkey gauges Jackie as a douchebag). No women in the picture--exempting an inflatable doll whom he named Sparkle.
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I was gonna say "Why doesn't this wannabe up & cummer trailer trash ho just show us her tits, this is just pointless". But I'm WAY late on that one here.
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Is SG, she told me last night whilst giving me a blumpkin
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...I dread what the actual video would look like.
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dorky witty horn rimmed glasses chic chick with 1 liners and a love for the goonies and bogart movies. the type of girl who listened to weezer back in the day, ya know? ARGH what a cliche. id rather have veronica mars back on the air and have script girl as her nemesis.
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and damn does minnie driver have a jaw!
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than this used up bint... for fuck's sake, she thinks she is in the know?
This is just trash from Variety's bin. Every week, I blow ass-kisses to my monitor... only had one OOPSIE! -
Feb 22, 2009 11:19:12 AM CST
Remember, you can't win best screenplay if you don't titty bang
by ringocanplay
Is it me, or has script girl gone down a cup size this week?
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Feb 22, 2009 11:54:51 AM CST
Jealous Cretins! Give the girl credit where it's due...
by john_t_chance
That Predator bit was funny. And the Demolition Man swearing penalty.
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put's herself out there while the haters herein do absolutely nothing but complain. They could do this all SO much better than her...if only they could get off their asses and do it. Yeah right. Believe it when I see it.
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if you can. We know you have negligible self-control, but points to you for trying....
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Feb 22, 2009 12:05:53 PM CST
And she doesn't have Minnie Driver jaw, BlackJackBauer
by john_t_chance
She has Sigourney Weaver jaw. Striking resemblance at times. Sure that's why she did the whole Dana Barrett thing on her halloween show. Driver, bless her heart, has a skull like a copperhead snake
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Her delivery isn't as ham-fisted and terrible as it once was, but she just isn't funny, nor overtly sexy.
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For work after Tigerbeat went out of business? Keira Knightley is kissable? Her Sighness? For fuck's sake...
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according to her facebook. Why doesn't Harry have her cover it as an official rep of AICN? Synergism people! Must I think of everything?
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They're for joiners. I say let scriptgirl play! Let her play. Let her play! Bad News Bears Breaking Training? Anyone? Ah fuck it.
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Don't let the mysogynistic mouth-breathers get you down...a lot of us love you, keep it up.Oh, and SCREW YOU boycotters. Script Girl rocks.
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why you..
Blackadder season 3,episode 2
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anyone know. or is he like the rest of us, who are fed up with this predictable, sanitized and boring award show.
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i couldn't give half of two fucks whether they keep posting her shit here, who cares. i would fuck the stuffing out of those sweater beasts though
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Feb 22, 2009 4:54:21 PM CST
Why does Fincher not seem to get alot of support on AICN?
by william_clay
he is the most talented director in film today. hope Ben Buttons wins best pic.
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and ben button gets all the tec awards. saw that film(ben button) last week. one of the most boring, pointless and tedious movies I have seen since babel. I kept having to stop myself from going to sleep. I thought Brad pitts last two were the best films he has ever done. why he is not nominated for burn after reading is a mystery. as was lack of a nomination for Jesse James. that was the performance of his career. those were two very strong performances by another wise vacous actor. and I have seen quite a few of his films.
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Feb 22, 2009 5:22:55 PM CST
It's not that we think we could do a better job...
by themarinebiologist
...than SG. It is my own opinion that NO ONE should be making these videos. Give the information to us in cold hard typed sentences. A MONKEY can read a teleprompter, so the only thing that SG is doing is shaking her bosom at us while she reads off names from a sheet of paper. It is idiotic, brainless, and demeaning of women. SG shows that if you wear a revealing top, you will be guaranteed to have viewers.
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carries off all the Major awards. Best film, best director, best actor and best supporting actor. If brolin wins the award that heath has been picked to win for a year. therell be trouble.
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Good luck, Mickey. Please don't make an ass of yourself!
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I think SG's best laugh outtake is at 2:10 of her summer vacation vid - right after she started singing for no apparent reason.
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but what could be more mindless than regurgitating the studios' press releases. A monkey could provide this info, huh?! Without the humor, wit, and edge, it'd be about as captivating as your (and most other) talkbacks.
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Feb 22, 2009 10:21:40 PM CST
Okay, Chance, we aren't worthy, so MAKE HER STOP POSTING THIS SH
by james_o'nasty
STOP POSTING THIS SHIT!!!!!
Just in case that was cut off, please, make her stop!!!!!
You are right, we aren't worthy, put her back on Youtube where she doesn't come close to this site where this twat is so underappreciated... -
Now get this into your head! Try! Please!
No one here is suggesting they could do better, because no one cares. First and foremost, (a) Her videos are generally pretty poor - It's regurgitation and poorly presented at best. (b) Every week she sinks to the lowest common demoninator of using such cheap demeaning tactics as tit exposure to get attention.
These two matters annoy folks here. ie: She's being promoted by AICN when, (a) her articles don't deserve it, (b) she's sinking to such low levels to get attention.
Her articles generally generate absolutely no talkback - There's no discussion of her insight of the film industry, or some new information or news she's brought to us. Instead, it's just tits... tits... tits... because beyond that, there's nothing... -
SG haters, I DEFY YOU!!!
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22 of 81 posts (27%) were from SG plants chromedome, John_T_Chance, JackNanceRevenge and boss DINO_V16 of 81 posts (19%) were from TheMarineBiologist William_Clay, & emeraldboy9 of 81 posts (11%) were from double posters 24 of 81 posts (29%) were sexual/appearance comments7 of 81 posts (8%) openly dislike ScriptgirlThat leaves 3 posters that actually genuinely give a fart about ScriptgirlWOW! STAGGERING NUMBERS!
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i love it.
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Feb 23, 2009 4:16:44 PM CST
FMB: Those who can, do. Those who can't, gather statistics...
by john_t_chance
You know they might have called you the "manager" of your high school football team, but you were really just a pitiable dork who was content to gather jock straps and keep records of the achievements of those who had the balls to get on the field. Seems a lifelong pattern was established, no?
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They seem smaller now.
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Maybe your lame freshmen year attempts to lambaste me mean I'm getting to you and your sad bunch of wannabe superstars.The best is yet to come.
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If you enjoy her, then watch her on youtube. Get her off this site, she doesn't offer any cool news ever.
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just asking.
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just...nothing.
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Uwe Boll to direct, and from what I gather from the one line script, it's 5hrs of a pair of breasts bobbling about... Nothing else.
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I don't get it. I like SG and follow her posts. Can someone explain to me (logically) WHY there's a boycott? Seriously. If you don't like her or any posts they why do you keep going back to it? I hate country music. Guess what? I don't listen to it.
If you are calling for a boycott against SG, to gain... what? For her to stop?
Isn't that the same thing many so called American's (you know - freedom of speech folks) did against the Dixie Chicks?
Isn't this censorship? What would you do if someone called for action against comics? I mean far more heavy that what has been going on for YEARS now.
Seriously.
C'mon folks. Someone explain the logic here. I don't mean the always intelligent "cuz!" or "cuz I don't like whut she say 'bout my people." I mean something seriously intelligent as to WHY she must be banned. SOmething as to WHO she is hurting. And WHY, if you hate her so much, do you keep watching? -
There may be Freudian issues involved here. Perhaps they have lingered since someone's Mom forced them to finally drink milk from a bottle. Yes they were twelve but still. Scriptgirl rocks. Those videos are quite professional and some have had me rollin'. Just watch a few. Don't hate-appreciate.
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It never ceases to amaze me of how unthoughtful people can be on boards like these to whine, bitch, moan and vent against someone whose only crime is making an effort to be creative. It's called putting your name out there, guys. Granted, not all of the parodies are dingers, but I thoroughly enjoy SG's reports, find them informative and a highlight of my week. Yeah, I'll admit it; she's gorgeous to look at, too...but like Tina Fey (whose no stranger to idiotic whining herself), SG is a thinking film fan's kind of woman...Voicing your opinion and having a bone to pick is one thing...and if you do it constructively, there's not a thing wrong with that..I welcome debate myself and find it fun..but when one resorts to posts with oh, so imaginative titles like "Did her tits shrink" and "damn her forehead's huge" that offer not one iota of intelligence and accomplish nothing but hurt feelings, you bring nothing to the table.
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Happy to be here. Some interesting and familiar names on this board - I'm thinking a lot of the posters here are taking time out from knuckling in their parent's basement... there is always sex offender therapy for you haters out there. If you don't like her, take the high road and find something better to do with your time. Personally, I think she's bright and I enjoy her reports. That's my opinion - but what do I know, I'm in the business.
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what if she hid her tits during her reports?
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