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Harry is also FIRED UP!

I like cheerleaders. In Junior High in Austin, there was this little group of them that liked to torture me, because I was the fat kid at school. Slapping my ass, pretending to come on to me. I turned the tides by grabbing their asses and thanking them for the blowjob the night before. Later, in High School... I actually lost my virginity to a cheerleader, whose virginity I was enjoying. And now... over 22 years later, I'm married to a 22 year old ex-Cheerleader. So... to say I like cheerleaders... well, its an understatement. That said, FIRED UP was completely off my radar till Massawyrm and Capone's reviews. I hadn't even bothered to look at the trailers, because I just assumed it was a BRING IT ON knock off. This is no BRING IT ON knock off. This is a hilariously chaste cheerleader sex comedy about two guys. No, nix that. These are likable alpha males, smart, witty and gifted in athletic and mental faculties. They also love to get laid. They have worked their way through their own high school's crop of lovely ladies. And when they're faced with going to El Paso for FOOTBALL CAMP - a two week desert where there is no hotties at all... their minds begin to wonder to other possibilities. Cue- overheard conversation of cheerleaders talking about cheer camp and 300 other girls that are better than them and want it more! Our teenage Lotharios decide to become Cheerleaders with the express feeling that they'll get to pound the cream of teenage cheerleading pussy for two weeks, rather than the grit and grime of two-a-days. This could very well be the most brilliant set up for a Cheerleading Sex Comedy ever. That said, it does lose that title to PRETTY MAIDS ALL IN A ROW (1971) starring the amazing Rock Hudson. If only because that movie is R-rated. This film is hilarious. Quint, RoRo and Johnny Wad were all laughing pretty hysterically throughout. The reason? Nicholas D'Agosto & Eric Christian Olsen. I first became aware of Nicholas D'Agosto in Jeff Mahler's sick and disturbed INSIDE, where he played a peeper that gets the MISERY treatment... only worse. When I saw Nicholas on HEROES as Hadyn's flighty love interest... I knew I liked him. Now with FIRED UP, he's cemented his place as an actor that I'll keep my eye on. This is the first time I've really seen Eric Christian Olsen with a lead role. He was funny in BEERFEST as Gunther, but to be honest... he hadn't really made an impact till now. And damn. He reminded me that Jim Carrey used to be this funny. Seriously. However, it isn't really anything that these two actors did separately... it was how well they worked together. The dialogue is sharp, funny and witty. It moves at a breakneck pace, reminding me that comedy dialogue is best when sped up, making you choke back your own laughter to hear the next funny bit... which is right on top of each other. Also - keep your eyes on Juliette Goglia, who play Poppy in the film. This 13 year old spitfire is fucking hilarious. Again, this will be the first film you'll notice her in. She plays Nicholas' younger sister. Her character is like the "Brain" from PINKY & THE BRAIN - only... the younger sister who is painfully aware of everything. She knows that her older brother and best friend want to go to Cheer Camp to tag pussy, and she's totally willing to help them... if she can get her older brother's room at home with its own bathroom. POPPY nearly steals the whole film, which is crazy, because there's so many characters that are so funny in this crazed improbable funny flick. Philip Baker Hall is great as Coach Shit Shit. The Football Coach who has a passionate love affair with the word "Shit". And John Michael Higgins' Coach Keith (the head of Cheer Camp) is just a crazy fucker he should be neutered in this film. Seriously. Then there's all the hotties. Holy shit, if you were some sort of crazed alpha male that could actually land this grade of pussy... THIS IS XANADU! The scene where our twin drooling dicks arrive to Cheer Camp... it's heaven for wet dreams. I won't bullshit you, I laughed loudly throughout the film. So did the audience, so did my friends. SCREEN GEMS has put out a lot of shit films rated PG 13, this is not one of them. Is it because I have a carnal history with cheerleaders? Well, that certainly didn't hurt, but the reality is... it's just fucking funny.

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  • Feb. 17, 2009, 4:14 p.m. CST


    by DoctorBotanus

    muah ha ha ha ha!

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 4:18 p.m. CST

    The closest I will ever be to first

    by Rand92

    The closest I will be to first, yay

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 4:19 p.m. CST

    no. just no

    by happyboy


  • Feb. 17, 2009, 4:25 p.m. CST

    Still not convinced

    by drewlicious

    Not really interested in a movie where the protagonists are popular jocks who want to get laid. That's kind of like watching TMZ and hoping Paris Hilton gets the bracelet she wants while I'm eating Cup o'noodle for the third in a row. Plus, can Eric Christian Olsen even pass for a teenager anymore? Doesn't look like it to me.

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 4:25 p.m. CST

    jesus christ

    by mrgreentheplant

    why does every review on this site have to contain graphic depictions of blowjobs or cherry popping these days. is it that essential to the review? we get it: some geeks actually have sex. you can stop trying to prove yourself to us, you're married ffs

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 4:32 p.m. CST

    Soylent Mean


    no - it was just a TRANSFORMERS 2 promotion I dreamt up with Paramount

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 4:33 p.m. CST

    What I would rather read than a review of "Fired Up"

    by The Reluctant Austinite

    How about the "weekly" dvd write-up! There's a really cool documentary out this week about the history of television horror hosts called "American Scary," and I was hoping Harry would review it. But "Fired Up" warrents a Harry review? Seriously?

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 4:37 p.m. CST

    First line of this review

    by oaser

    did it for me. "I like cheerleaders." HARRY, YOU DOG!! AWWWOOO!!!

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 4:41 p.m. CST

    Harry's not a virgin?

    by jim

    What, next you're going to tell me he doesn't live in his parent's basement? What is this world coming to when we can't even trust people to live up to their stereotypes? Geek, indeed!

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 4:51 p.m. CST

    Reluctant Austinite


    Sorry if I take some time to view things I actually want to watch here at home. Actually enjoy some of the titles I already have. You do realize you really do come across as a complete prick on Talkback to me. Even though I've only ever treated you nicely. And yes, this is a movie that needs awareness because it's likely going to die at the box office this weekend and is actually worth checking out. WHICH BTW is my primary job, not the DVD column.

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 4:53 p.m. CST

    Why not get 'Fired Up'....

    by jpdisco

    over a few of the DVDs from the last 3 weeks? I really do despair.

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 4:54 p.m. CST


    by booth77

    Seriously, this just proves that Harry likes EVERYTHING. Jeez---if it were rated R, MAYBE I'd go see it.

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 4:54 p.m. CST

    I love you, Harry

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    That's all.

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 4:54 p.m. CST


    by jpdisco

    There was some bad post timing by myself....

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 4:55 p.m. CST

    You've convinced me, Harold Q. Knowles

    by terry1978

    When you give a review like this, this shit has to have an inkling of merit.

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 4:55 p.m. CST

    Christian Bale is also Fired Up!

    by Indiana-Joe

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 4:57 p.m. CST

    The last good comedy I saw was Superbad

    by IAmMrMonkey!

    Not many things make me laugh. Either that or there aren't many good comedies. I liked "Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist" but that wasn't really a comedy I guess.

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 4:58 p.m. CST

    What the fuck Harry?

    by jrb

    Why do you feel the need to tell us you're married to a 22 yr old ex-cheerleader? Do you honestly think anyone cares when you lost your virginity and to whom? It reveals a lot of issues on your part, Harry. Your need to prove (or claim at least) that you're not a total loser is in and of itself a bit pathetic. Just give us some weekly DVD reviews. That alone will prove your worth.

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 4:58 p.m. CST

    Liked it

    by RoseBuddy

    Thought the review read fun & fast. Once the movie becomes dvd- I'll prob buy it.:)

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 5 p.m. CST

    OK, that was a bit harsh

    by jrb

    Sorry, but I just can't stand when people feel the need to publicly flaunt their sex life.

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 5:01 p.m. CST

    Harry... the movie

    by Mazzer

    Harry, if they ever make a movie of your life story, I hope they include the bit about your young ass getting grabbed by hot cheerleaders. Hell, it could also be the next animation at the top of AICN.

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 5:06 p.m. CST

    Sorry Harry.

    by The Reluctant Austinite

    You can read my prickly attitude as frustration with my own life, not a reflection on you, who I really like. Call it professional jelousy if you like. I want your life I suppose! I'm working hard every week to find work and open doors, usually only met with apathy and unreturned phone calls and resumes, and sometimes you make it look all so easy. I get to thinking, Jeez if I had Harry's gig, I'd never miss a deadline, I'd bust my butt night and day, etc. But it is your gig, and you know what's best for it. I guess I need to take a break from TalkBack and the internet in general. Sorry to have acted like such a poo-poo butt.

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 5:08 p.m. CST

    I bought body of lies,choke,and changeling today

    by Broseph

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 5:15 p.m. CST

    Eric Christian Olsen...


    has got to be in his 30s. I remember thinking he was too old to play high school back when Not Another Teen Movie came out.

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 5:16 p.m. CST


    by Blitz

    I just wanted to write something to sound like an ass and see if you actualy respond to my post. Other than that, good read, no probs from me. Keep it real big guy. AND ROCK ON AUSTIN (born there, dad and uncle graduates of UT but moved to Washington as a kid)

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 5:21 p.m. CST

    Bill & Ted's EA

    by Blitz

    Im with you on that idea Soylent

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 5:24 p.m. CST

    So I was doing this guy in the ass...

    by rhcp2sweet

    and he turns around and starts to blow me, and I was like "Woh, What the fuck? Are you gay or something?"

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 5:28 p.m. CST

    Jim Carrey comparison?

    by SecretNerd

    Does anyone remember Olsen played Loyd in Dumb and Dumberer?

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 5:28 p.m. CST

    damn Reluctant...

    by MC-909

    That was kind of touching.

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 5:35 p.m. CST

    philip baker hall

    by mardaum

    has sunk so god damn low since "Secret Honor". Everything SCREEN GEMS puts out is shit, the only exception being "Snatch", but I guess with enough Miller High Life you can enjoy just about anything!

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 5:35 p.m. CST

    hellooo!!! Harry

    by mr dark

    Not to bust your nuts or anything but..Some people including myself really look forward to the DVD column. I think they get a little frustrated by the tardiness and percieve it as a lack of interest on your part. I don't think thats the case, your input is something some folks I'm sure base there hard earned purchase dollars on when selecting that weeks offerings. Thats the backwards ass reason Amazon gives your site a spiff when anyone links the purchase from here..Even Amazon knows that what Harry likes others will check out..I hope you can dig where thats at because that is in essence what this is all about..Sharing the movie love.

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 5:37 p.m. CST

    Nawwwww, I'm good.


    There's no way I will lower myself to pay for this, especially considering that it's PG-13.

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 6:05 p.m. CST

    DVD column...

    by HarryWannaBe

    Hell, I'd love to contribute to the DVD column if it means getting sent a bunch of free DVDs/Blu-Rays!!!

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 6:26 p.m. CST

    Has Harry...

    by Barrock

    Done a negative review recently? Seems everything has been positive lately.

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 6:32 p.m. CST

    Only if it's made by Fox

    by DigitalDong

    Get with the program Barrock.

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 6:35 p.m. CST

    I didn't receive a program...

    by Barrock

    Or maybe I lost it? Also, it's funny. Harry's wife is younger than my girlfriend and I'm nineteen.

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 6:42 p.m. CST

    Not the most creative use of a movies title in an article

    by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 6:49 p.m. CST

    Cheerleaders don't try in bed

    by Hikaru Ichijo

    but they will lay down

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 6:55 p.m. CST

    You lost your Virginity to a cheerleader?

    by Mr_X

    THIS story needs to be told.

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 6:57 p.m. CST

    waitaminute this cheerleader was alos a virgin

    by Mr_X

    this really happened right? it wasn't an episode of heroes i missed or something?

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 6:58 p.m. CST


    by Mr_X

    No really, i'd really like to hear this fucking story.

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 7:03 p.m. CST


    by rhcp2sweet

    Jesus Harry, I really DON'T need to hear about your sexual exploits in your reviews. You wanna tell those stories? GET A FUCKING TWITTER ACCOUNT OR SOMETHING!!! You just sound like an egotistical prick, I don't come on these talkbacks and tell any of my sex stories. Jesus Christ. <p> </p> And by the way, that DVD column is part of your fucking job. If I'm a lawyer and one of my colleagues gets pissed at me for not reading through some files I was supposed too, I don't say "Oh, well excuse me for wanting to watch a movie. How dare I" YOUR JOB IS TO WATCH MOVIES. Any one of us Talkbackers would kill to have your job, but your wasting the opportunity in front of you. That's why people get sore about this shit.

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 7:11 p.m. CST

    Talkbackers, GET A LIFE.


    oh, that's right. you don't have one.

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 7:53 p.m. CST


    by Series7

    Was very interesting. Check it out if you can. Its not the French movie.

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 7:58 p.m. CST

    Eric Christian Olsen?????

    by Series7

    Umm Jim Carry funny??? I guess the producers of Dumb and Dumberer agreed with you on that one as well.

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 8:02 p.m. CST

    Eric Christian Olsen

    by Series7

    Really Harry you didn't realize (IMDB) he was in that fucking SHIT IS EVERYWHERE atrousity that was Dumb and Dumberer where's my money back I paid to see that shit in theaters. But as its been pointed out he is a good Paul Walker stand in and the mother fucker is 30 something, thats pushing it in terms of playing a high school. Does he beat Andrea Zuckerman as playing the oldest High School student????

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 8:12 p.m. CST

    Eric Christian Olsen was great in The Loop...

    by DanielKurland

    If anyone ever saw The Loop. Which coincidentally also had Philip Baker Hall.

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 8:28 p.m. CST

    The only reason Harry tagged Cheerleaders in highschool...

    by Fleet

    ...Is because most sororitys have a "Screw the fat loser" hazing task. Those Daughters of Delta Nu had you fooled, Harry...

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 8:56 p.m. CST

    Yes, I'll get to the DVDs again


    but I went through a run of DVDs for the column that just about broke my will. Seriously. SPACE BUDDIES and a whole host of shit that made my brain bleed, and I decided to take a few weeks off to just heal my brain with movies I haven't watched in years because I rarely get to just ENJOY movies in my collection. So I have been doing that. That said, I've begun to filter the new stuff back in, like I watched 3 IMAX Blu Rays today, MALABIMBA and a pair of Bollywood Horror titles. I'm going to post a list of the past 3 weeks of picks - with minimal comments to catch up, then be back on target. <BR><BR>Reason I ragged on Reluctant Austinite is this. I know him. I gave him his talkback name - and he can just EMAIL me or CALL ME if he wants.

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 9:25 p.m. CST

    Eric Christian Olsen

    by Stormshadow4life

    i hope you realize he played Lloyd in Dumb and know Jim Carey's role

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 9:59 p.m. CST

    Hello? It was a MALE cheerleader, folks!!!!

    by Bob Cryptonight

    Harry was a very confused lad.

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 10:31 p.m. CST

    Harry, I'd be happy to review DVDs

    by wuher da brewer

    I don't quite have your appreciation for classic films. Though TMC is on a lot in my house. I do share some of your interest in action, scifi, horror, anime, and current releases. I have close to 150 of my reviews out there on the web if you'd like to see them. And, was the Pineapple Express prize awarded? I'd love to see the winner.

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 10:34 p.m. CST


    by Series7

    And the Loop was directed by the the guy who directed F.U......

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 10:36 p.m. CST

    Harry, I don't care what anyone says.....

    by bigbaldpapa

    You are the fuggin man. How many of these talkbackers (including myself) get to make a living doing something they have loved since childhood? I would guess not very many. I would love to visit a movie set just to see the magic of film-making... you get to do that shit for an occupation. Keep it up brother!

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 10:39 p.m. CST


    by BMacSmith

    must be a slow time for ad revenue!

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 10:54 p.m. CST

    Bollywood Horror?

    by Dominic-Vobiscum

    That sounds intriguing.

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 11:06 p.m. CST

    I'm gonna put my balls out there and say

    by sweeneydave

    Harry's review has got to be dirtier than the PG-13 movie in it's entirety.

  • Feb. 17, 2009, 11:50 p.m. CST

    Eric Christian Olsen is an under-rated comedic actor.

    by Mike_D

    He rules.

  • Feb. 18, 2009, 12:47 a.m. CST

    Damn Harry

    by kungfuhustler84

    I love you. That review was great. This flick may be PG rated, but that review makes up for it in spades. I have actually seen one or two trailers for this, but I didn't really care until now.<p>Bottom line is, because of you, I am going to see this freakin movie.<p>On DVD. Just let me know when it comes out on the column, and I will be sure to rent it. Promise, promise. Just gotta let me know on the DVD column, and WHAM! there I am at line in Blockbuster.<p>Seriously dude, you have the coolest job in the world. Glad you enjoyed the movie. I'll see if I can check it out.

  • Feb. 18, 2009, 1:17 a.m. CST

    i saw the trailer

    by deanbarry

    and thought it looked like a run of the mill sex comedy. didn't hit my radar, although I did notice the dude from Heroes. Now, everyone is giving it the thumbs up? Ok...i'm officially curiuous. The new American Pie???

  • Feb. 18, 2009, 1:19 a.m. CST

    curiuous IS a word!

    by deanbarry

  • Feb. 18, 2009, 1:59 a.m. CST

    Harry Knowles took a cheerleader's virginity...

    by polyh3dron

    I said wow.

  • Feb. 18, 2009, 4:17 a.m. CST

    sounds like a good dvd movie...

    by The Amazing G

    like Eurotrip, a comedy that's worth seeing, but not really worth going out to the theaters to see

  • Feb. 18, 2009, 7:32 a.m. CST

    People love shit like this ...

    by m_prevette

    ...and Superbad ( which is the absolute worst garbage I've seen in years) ... wow, this site has really gone into the dumpster ...

  • Feb. 18, 2009, 7:50 a.m. CST

    Not to sound like a kiss-ass

    by c4andmore

    which I'm not. But Harry's reviews are almost always spot on for me, why? Because he reviews them from a movie lovers perspective. Not some corporate hack. I won't be seeing this cheerleader movie in the theater, not my style, I usually don't see comedies on the big screen, but I'll catch it on cable and remember this review.

  • Feb. 18, 2009, 8:08 a.m. CST

    If That's TRUE (BIg ?) It's Marketed WRONG

    by cowboyone

    Looks like every other SHIT teen sex romp, far as I can tell.

  • Feb. 18, 2009, 8:19 a.m. CST

    I'm not going to pass judgement on a movie I haven't seen

    by ctsamurai

    But here's some constructive criticism for Harry: Your review makes me want to avoid this film. The film's trailers hadn't gotten me interested and now this review hasn't helped that fact. Your desire to expound on how "hot" the female cast is borders on the disturbing in the context of a non-porn movie review ("heaven for wet dreams"?). Your review confirms a lot of things I suspected based on the trailer. I hope this movie bombs. The fact that one of the reviews tagged this film as "Bring it On meets Superbad" pretty much sealed my hatred of this film. Anytime two movies "meet", the supposed 'offspring' seem to have many defects.

  • Feb. 18, 2009, 8:32 a.m. CST

    "That said . . ."

    by Fatty Magee

    I was disappointed we didn't get a "that said" in the review, but Harry didn't let us down in his talkback comments.

  • Feb. 18, 2009, 8:56 a.m. CST

    chaste cheerleader sex comedy

    by bingo the clown

    One of these words is different from the others. One of these words doesn't belong.

  • Feb. 18, 2009, 9:35 a.m. CST

    Harry's at it again

    by plissken77

    Using words together that dont make sense

  • Feb. 18, 2009, 10:09 a.m. CST

    Center Stage

    by Himbo

    Does this review remind anybody of Harry's "Center Stage" review from years ago. He loved that film too because of a latent ballerina fetish. This review harkens back, though here Harry never even considers that his overt cheerleader fetish might be coloring his perception of this film. <p> Really Harry, as American males, aren't we all programmed with the "must love cheerleaders" code (even those with bad experiences)? It's like teen girls with their "Dylan McKay" "wounded soul" fetish. <p> Yes, I'm still pissed about the Center Stage thing. My wife LOVES that movie, and I sat through it once on your recommendation. Never again Knowles! Trust your GUT people.

  • Feb. 18, 2009, 10:35 a.m. CST

    so basically

    by ZO

    harry lost his virginity to his ex cheerleader wife nothing wrong with that

  • Feb. 18, 2009, 10:46 a.m. CST

    I'm at work

    by jabbayoda

    And I don't care for work, so I think I'll just go ahead and pretend like I'm typing something important.

  • Feb. 18, 2009, 12:02 p.m. CST

    Harry, You Were Surprisingly Good In Fanboys....


    That said, you needn't go on about your rotten teen sexual history. All of those questions are answered when we see you on the big screen.

  • Feb. 18, 2009, 12:24 p.m. CST

    Don't listen to these nitwits Harry

    by tommyvercetti

    Harry, I've been a fan of your site since inception, so please take to heart what I say next: Don't take the advice of these talkbackers on what/how to run your site. The beauty of your site is the unstructured and untamedness of it. Keep that up, that what makes it beautiful. (Full disclosure: I am a 45-year old corporate exec, not some college couch potato.)

  • Feb. 18, 2009, 1:48 p.m. CST

    my wife and i thought this looked funny

    by antonphd

    but you gotta give Jim Carrey a break... he's not a kid anymore... he can't keep up the speed regimen required to be 90s funny at his age.

  • Feb. 18, 2009, 4:33 p.m. CST

    Harry your review here isn't even believable

    by ArcadianDS

    why do you have to completely fabricate personal experiences in order to write a review???<p> "I like cheerleaders. In Junior High in Austin, there was this little group of them that liked to torture me, because I was the fat kid at school. Slapping my ass, pretending to come on to me. I turned the tides by grabbing their asses and thanking them for the blowjob the night before."<p> Seriously, Harry - that NEVER EVER HAPPENED. You know its the truth. This whole review reads like a segment of Family Guy where Peter is talking about a movie and suddenly remembers the time he was a body guard for Darth Vader... This is on THAT LEVEL OF FABRICATION, HARRY.<p> seriously, I didnt get past that first paragraph. I felt myself embarrassed for you for having written it, and embarrassed at myself for having read it.<p> Thats right - today, AICN embarrassed me...TO MY OWN SELF!!!

  • Feb. 18, 2009, 4:35 p.m. CST

    that said

    by ArcadianDS

    I still think Annette Kellerman is Capone.

  • Feb. 18, 2009, 6:49 p.m. CST

    Harry was 15 when he lost his Virginity

    by ThePilgrim

    If you dont mind. How old was she?

  • Feb. 18, 2009, 8:24 p.m. CST

    it really is quite careless

    by FamousEccles

    the way people lose their virginity. Not me, I know exactly where I left it.

  • Feb. 18, 2009, 9 p.m. CST

    Harry got a cheerleader in high school

    by Heckles

    His name was Chester, and by cheerleader, Harry meant he was the janitor.

  • Feb. 19, 2009, 12:48 a.m. CST

    give Harry a freakin' break guys

    by The Amazing G

    he's just trying to give us all a little encouragement, trying to show that yes a nerdy guy can sleep with a cheerleader and what's wrong with that? and is it true? I think it is, after all stranger things than a nerdy kid having sex with a cheerleader have happened in the history of the world

  • Feb. 19, 2009, 12:49 a.m. CST

    and no offensive Harry...

    by The Amazing G

    to being referred to as "nerdy" :)

  • Feb. 19, 2009, 4:58 a.m. CST

    No DVD column is fine by me

    by geraldbeans

    I'd much rather get reviews from you. DVD reviews are like showing up at the prom when you're in college. Too late dude.

  • Feb. 19, 2009, 7:40 a.m. CST

    Why waste Internet space with Annette Kellerman's review?

    by Leafar the Lost

    I am not going to see this movie in the theaters, but I may see it on DVD/Blue Ray. I like see lesbian, cheerleader porn. That is not the problem. My issue is with Annette Kellerman's near unreadable review of FIRED UP! Why did we need her shitty review when we have your's, Harry? We all know the only thing bitches are good for, and it isn't writing movie reviews for AICN to a bunch of male geeks. I know that this is your site, but please stop letting "girls" write reviews, or anything, and get rid of Script Girl!

  • Feb. 19, 2009, 8:10 a.m. CST

    Harry we know you can't fuck.

    by Penetron

    When you try to pepper your reviews with your sexual exploits you come off sounding like you're trying to hard to look "cool". A guy as fat as you doesn't have the motor skills, stamina or to be quite honest, dick length to have a healthy sex life. I know. I used to be 288 pounds. I know the deal. I'm 172 now and I fuck like a god

  • Feb. 19, 2009, 3:49 p.m. CST

    Fired Up, the story of two thirtysomething losers...

    by Mr. Pricklepants

    posing as teenagers so they can fuck cheerleaders. Also starring Larry Bowles as Garry, their fat wheelchair-bound best friend who likes to dress up his Asian mail order bride as a cheerleader so he can pretend he's fucking a cheerleader. Unfortunately, Garry is impotent. But not to worry, his two best friends will fuck his wife for him.

  • Feb. 20, 2009, 7:09 a.m. CST

    27% at rottentomatoes

    by drturing


  • Feb. 22, 2009, 6:04 p.m. CST

    Harry I'm a huge fan. . .

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