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What's Valentine's Day without a lil lovin' from SCRIPT GIRL?
Here's your Valentine's Day Script Girl report where she finally bares all...
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you might hurt yourself
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she had a ginger pube in her mouth
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Does anyone actually listen to this trashy whore? Does she say anything interesting that we can't get from the hollywood reporter or variety?
Oh of course.. we just look at her tits... hence the whore. Nice tits by the way. I guess I can watch you for that but no way in hell am I listening to you. -
I'd take her more seriously if she didn't act like such a skank.
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I tell myself not to watch.
Every week, her breasts draw me back in...
Well, if Harry's not going to bother with posting the weekly DVD releases, there might as well be some reason to come to this site. -
fyi, pointless argument.
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It's expensive but worth it. And everything Script Girl talks about can be found in any script magazine or other online source.
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keep it coming, love the little wiggles
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Q: "What's Valentine's Day without a lil lovin' from SCRIPT GIRL?"A: A great Valentine's Day.
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Once again, more proof that Harry hates each and every one of you.
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Nice.
I was thinking "A day where I don't get herpes." -
that's funny, since it was adapted from a book.
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Feb 14, 2009 6:31:35 PM CST
Q: "What's Valentine's Day without a lil lovin' from SCRIPT GIRL
by fuckmichaelbay
A: "A day where last weeks' editions of VARIETY and THR are NOT humorously and bare-booblessly regurgitated."
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I still love ya!!!
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The way you constantly lambast her, you obviously have some kind of weird obsession going on.
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Cleavage beams......pulling me in...cock out....of pants. Dammit I wanna hate her, but her usage of sexiness of a marketing tool is snagging me hook, line and sinker.
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Feb 14, 2009 7:00:26 PM CST
FMB must be one hilarious dude...away from these pages.
by john_t_chance
Comedy is subjective and we all get that you don't dig SG's particular flavor. Does it make you feel superior to get on here every week an pronounce her "NOT FUNNY?" And seriously, if one of her bits had made you laugh, would you get on these talkbacks to exclaim your come to jesus moment.
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...for FMB. ScriptGirl has fans all around the world. Who, outside your circle of family and friends, and we poor basterds on this site, even knows you exist? I'd kinda like to give you a hug.
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Why is she talking? Too much yap, not enough boob. Seriously, can we just cut the foreplay! Her monotone robotic voice sounds like an automated phone recording. Tell me, is she a pleasure model?
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And everything on your evening news can be found in a little something called a NEWSPAPER! Same information, different medium! What, then, is your point??
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Muchas gracias!
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is officially the saddest piece of shit in TB history. A studio plant I can understand. A youtube plant is just pathetic.
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Wow???!!!
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"No, my bikini-waxer has carpal tunnel"Scriptgirl owes me a new keyboard--I may never get the diet pepsi I spit all over my desk outta this thing.
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Don't push that sequel,Jeez!!!
Turns out the yanks can't wait!
WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
I don't know why, I just lost interest. I think it's the way she drags her words like she's looking for her voice.
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Where da Windex at?
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for those who "hate" script girl I have a new word for you, boobist.... If she didn't have a lovely pair of large c's, would you be so quick to throw skank and whore????? Puritan bitches.......
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Media Messiah? Chance? FMB? All we need now is KungFuHustler, Mavra Chang, & Nance.
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1) If she didn't have big boobs she wouldn't be on this site.
2) If she had small boobs she'd just be wearing push up bras and still dress like a whore to get the attention she so wants. -
Almost.
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Feb 14, 2009 11:07:19 PM CST
poe.........................................................
by dominic-vobiscum
In addition to what StarQrtrs said, I will add that she brought it upon herself when SHE decided that her sole selling point would be her tits. If she was just as obnoxious, but chose to focus on some other attribute besides her marginal sexual appeal, I'd make fun of that instead.
She was accused of, and most likely did, make a bunch of puppet accounts to "defend" herself in TBs and I'm pretty sure she was flamed off of The A.V. Club's website for being a tool. (There can only be so many people who use "Script Girl" as their user name, right?)
Pure and simple, she is a whore. An attention whore. She adds nothing of any value to this site and, quite frankly, I'm insulted as a dewd that I'm supposed to lavish this shallow needy person with worship and juvenile drooling just because she talks about script sales (FUCKING BADLY) and has slightly bigger tits than all of the other 12-28 year old Youtube attention whores who are ALSO not worthy of my cock.
But, nah...I don't hate the girl. I would just rather have an actual script sales article and T/B than this same shit every week. That's just me. -
the weekly scriptgirl - followed by a trip to redtube and a search for "glasses"....
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Well said! C'mon Harry.. we all like a little T & A, but this chick is just not worth it.
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Can Script Girl just be quiet? (and by "girl" I mean "slut pony") Whatever she's babbling about... can't possibly be more interesting than her cleavage. I say can her. But if you keep her, Harry, at least make her do her "reports" whilst dancing around a brass pole.
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SG's weekly script sale reports are free. And fun. The trade papers not so much.
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You rule.
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...if it was written on Scriptgirls' tits.
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Feb 14, 2009 11:48:35 PM CST
JNR: Still waiting on that report from the WGA awards...
by fuckmichaelbay
...how many famous peoples' dirty dishes did you wash?
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You could send an email to SG...she was there
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You could send an email to SG. She was there.
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i am very sorry
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Normal.
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Better? More classy? Less cheasy?
I haven't watched this weeks work of genius, but let me guess... Tits out on parade? Head constantly at an angle to the camera? Some strange monotonous contrived put on voice?
Basically the same old plagiarized shit again from "Show My Breasts Off For Attention Girl"...?
Which member of AICN got the BJ this week? -
Less and less feedback. This is so lame and drags the entire site down. This cunt is so boring.
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This will be on AICN forever
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Her boyfriend picked her up in his Porsche right after she shot that. Speaking of shooting, she's not hot directly post-fap. What has been read cannot be unread.
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Not funny nor is it informative, never has been and never will be. Someone is getting a hefty backhander to post this crap on here. Please please please cease and desist before people stop viewing/posting because of this turd.
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Tim and Eric is brilliant. Don't ever compare it to this, ever.
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Well said
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Do you give a shit about your readers? We are the ones that made you. Without us, you wouldnt be banging that cute little asian thang right now. Dude, seriously, this TB is fucking the worst POS in AICN history. You are further dragging this site into the mud Knowles, and you really dont seem to give a shit. I dont think youve ever even ONCE posted a black box comment about all of the complaints people have about this. You simply dont give a shit. You might wanna change the attitude Harry. That being said, yeah, I would love to shove my face in those 2 lovelies, maybe have her come over for some 1 on 1 action with my wife, but I DONT want to see this shit on this site!
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I mean, ugly face+boring droning+annoying voice+completely pointless to have a video clip in the first place for this news is evidently trumped by her having bewbs, which somehow makes this worth posting on AICN.
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Feb 15, 2009 10:09:46 AM CST
I used to brush past the "AICN has jumped the shark," but
by james_o'nasty
this shit makes me wonder... Harry used to get off on posting a new story, something others didn't have, but it seems that he has been slowed recently... not married life, this Script Whore inserting the Red Bull can into various orifices has been around for quite a while...
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Is the picture at the beginning before you press 'play'.
You all know its true. -
Can anyone tell me? She's nice to watch but Jesus save me when she starts talking... goddamn..
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If you don't like Script girl on AICN here's a radical thought...DONT CLICK THE LINK. How hard is that? Do you have to approve of every single thing on AICN? Sweet Zombie Jesus, it's just a webpage.
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Its my god given right to complain about SG and her tits as well as how inept Harry's reviews and coulmns have become, and complain I will, till the end of fucking time. I suppose if you dont like it, you can always just ignore my post......m'kay?
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As much as I truly abhor this SG cuntrag... I'll click on that link every time to see her tits, and then complain. And really, notta damn thing you can do about it. :) Happy Valentine's Day!
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That's the thing that I find so funny about this. Does she know she is "featured" on this site? Has anyone ever even talked to this woman? You guys make it seem like she is doing exclusive features for AICN but I am not sure she knows you exist. In any event, she won't take her shirt off so who cares.
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That's a mean dirty trick...
say what you want, but I want her in cinemax ASAP. -
Yeah, all of three cellar dwellers in the States and a poor Peruvian farmer who thinks she's a cow.
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Your problem is your inadequacy with women, not this harmless youtube clip you can ignore. You slam SG about her body and sex, and the first thing you say to harry is that he owes 'banging that cute little asian thang' to you. How in the hell did you make THAT leap? What you write says more about you and your issues than anything else. "Complaining[..] to the end of time" anonymously on a message board won't fix your life.
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and Cannot Resist The ScriptGirl TB. They clearly look forward to the TB each week, just so they can bitch and whine, and feel all intelligent 'n' superior 'n' stuff.What's really sad is that they can't even see it, can't see themselves for what they are, and insist on blaming and attacking everything else for their own problems: "It's Harry's fault for posting this (waaaah waaaaah) it" Scriptgirl's fault for making videos that I have to watch (waaaa waaa) cuz I can't just Not watch them. Everybody should change everything to suit me, cuz I have no control over myself...But, hey, just keep lowering that lowest common denominator, you hater monkey trolls--it is what you are good at.
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SG is DINO V from above or one of the other cronies, apparently
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you'll know who her plant in the TB's REALLY is...http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39209kinda like finding who the was the Fifth of the Final Five, eh?
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That is all
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is still Valentines Day (just so you know).
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if SG haters didnt post comments on this feature, there would be pretty much no comments here to read, and the vids might have been dropped awhile ago....oh the bitter irony. My explanation for the sheer the volume of SG hate is that most people who watch the videos have noticed they arent good, and the only comments they can leave are negative ones...makes sense doesnt it?
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's muffins. What's wrong with the rest of you? Since when did the TB have dignity?
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I guess it all must seem very exciting to an outsider like yourself
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She was about 30 tables away so we didn't chat much but I did see her having an animated discussion with Carl Reiner at the bar. She told me later they were talking about Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid. So, anyway...what did you do last weekend?
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Feb 15, 2009 4:37:42 PM CST
I meant Scriptgirl. Every knows her damn name by now
by jacknancerevenge
anyway. Don't they?
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with the "greatness" of the location described, and the photo later on that proved the "proximity". (on her myspace page)
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If you ever get out to the coast, give me a ring so I can kick your ass
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I'll go check out the pics. Hope there's one of me
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...Weekend. Which is infinitely more interesting than having to speak to Carl Reiner about a shitty Steve Martin comedy. Anyway, onto more interesting news. It's name is Kristina? Why didn't its parents spell it Christina? I thought her name would have been Song Chi or some shit. She doesn't look like a Russkie. Cotton McKnight - Of course she is. A bunch of frustrated nerds who hate her are her only audience. Its fucking strange, but I like it.
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...Script girl, or that fat italian guy who made a no budget horror flick with his mothers borrowed camcorder?
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That comment proves only that you are poorly educated about the history of American comedy. Go listen to your Dane Cook cds jackass. I'M EMBARASSED FOR YOU
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So that means you DIDN'T wait on her?
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Feb 15, 2009 5:01:04 PM CST
JNR: "I meant Scriptgirl. Every knows her damn name by now"
by fuckmichaelbay
Actually...no one cares you hopeless namedropper.
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Like..um... a one-night stand without chlamydia?
Did I win the contest, Harry? -
...that total fuckwad from the aicn talbacks who has never done anything in the entertainment industry whose only relief from crippling artistic impotence is to shit on the work of others, or is he that total fuckwad from the aicn talkbacks who has never done anything in the entertainment industry whose only relief from crippling artistic impotence is to shit on the work of others who wears glasses?
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Feb 15, 2009 5:07:14 PM CST
JNR: "I guess it all must seem very exciting to an outsider lik
by fuckmichaelbay
The only thing I'm outside...is the drive-thru window at the Burger KIng where you work. Now get me my Whopper, bitch!
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All you have to is join the Guild. Once you actually write a script, I mean. I don't think threatening comments in online forums count. But I can check for you!
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All you have to is join the Guild. Once you actually write a script, I mean. I don't think threatening comments in online forums count. But I can check for you!I can also check your IMDB page. Oh wait, no one knows who you are.
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Only reason is she reminds me of a girl I used to date. Brings back some horizontal and vertical memories.
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...in here could possibly be famous for anything other than you. If you had balls/vag you'd reveal yourself. Your naivety and vanity are your tells. If you'd spend half the time writing as you do trying to convince us you're a celebrity, you might actually make something out of yourself.
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All up in your FACE!
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Harry please stop this. This is my favorite entertainment news site, but there are others. I've been here a long time and these scriptgirl posts make me want to re-think that. Show some fucking respect for your own website and get rid of this whore.
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paraphrasing that great line just before the greatest performance by Salma Hayek. Saw her on 30 Rock this week, reminded me of that dance...ScriptGirl did a nice animated Armenian version of that :-)
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And bake me a pie!
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I'm in Phoenix. It's NBA All Star half time. And I'm pissed. The Suns don't need to trade Stoudemire. They need to trade that ass Sarver!
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Feb 15, 2009 9:08:45 PM CST
Script Girl isn't even that hot. She looks like Janeane Garofalo
by dannyglovers_dickblood
So fuck this shit.
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allowed WhinyNegativeBitch out of rehab?
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And I might just have a mind to treat her kindly as long as she don't act all loopy fuckin' cunt-like.Those of you who don't find your prick standing at full fuckin' attention at the mere sight of her bosom, suck cock by choice. And you're likely to be lying too which means you smell of cat piss.
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Puritan BITCHES!!!!!!!!! You fucking idiots... You are fucking children... Come back when your balls drop... How angry are you that you have to keep calling her a whore... Get a fucking clue!!!
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And the resultant picture is just as empty as this Script Girl thread. This pathetic loser was "outted", months ago, on the AICN site. He's a name dropper but his only brush with greatness is waving at Willard Scott in a car wash. His familiar professional refrain is "You want mustard with that?" And his only rapport with women is a soiled pile of "Swank" magazines. This guy never even picked-up a script (for that matter, this lightweight fanboy can't even pick up a check). Finding solace in his mom's basement, his mission in life is to pretend an anonymity like ScriptGirl is actually a celebrity. Pathetic.
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and the other apparently is thegreatwhatzit.
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Feb 15, 2009 10:53:59 PM CST
DINO_V: No, douchbag...my other login is JackNanceRevenge
by fuckmichaelbay
Go back to watching the All-Star shitfest, or your producing partner getting mauled by a tiger.
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Surely an oxymoron, no? I'm not sure whats worse Mr Nance, not trying or trying, desperately, and failing. Jack, maybe if you put higher class role models on a pedestal you would have something more impressive on your resume than Spotlight On Location: The Mummy Returns. Jesus, why are writers so sad? The way you talk anyone would think you had something to brag about, like being an actor or a director. You know, the important people on a film.
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Feb 16, 2009 2:57:33 AM CST
In response to the story headline: Actually a pretty nice day.
by thebearovingian
I can't believe I made it through Valentine's Day without a lil' lovin' from S-Girl. Well powder my pecker! It's a blessed V-Day miracle!
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simon beaufoy surely won best adapted screenplay for slumdog millionaire and dustin lance black best origenal screenplay for milk and not the other way round as scriprgirl stated
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tits...
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As per usual, another pile of dross from "Breasts out for attention girl" is posted on AICN, and the comments and talkback her stunning article produces are:-
- Does anyone actually listen to this trashy whore?
- What's with all the boobage?
- I'd take her more seriously if she didn't act like such a skank.
- everything Script Girl talks about can be found in any script magazine or other online source.
- Once again, more proof that Harry hates each and every one of you.
- But again, its all based on boobs.
- A day where last weeks' editions of VARIETY and THR are NOT humorously and bare-booblessly regurgitated.
- Cleavage beams......pulling me in...cock out....of pants.
- Why is she talking? Too much yap, not enough boob.
- Titty fuck time!
- If she didn't have big boobs she wouldn't be on this site.
- we all like a little T & A, but this chick is just not worth it.
- Harry, at least make her do her "reports" whilst dancing around a brass pole.
- This cunt is so boring.
- I'm thinking SG is paying Harry to post these.
- Not funny nor is it informative, never has been and never will be.v
- WTF Harry.....Do you give a shit about your readers?
- ugly face+boring droning+annoying voice+completely pointless.
- I used to brush past the "AICN has jumped the shark," but this shit makes me wonder...
- Why is it that you guys keep posting this?
- Harry please stop this.
- Shut Up Bitch And Gimme Those Titties!
- tits...
Poe, if you didn't resort to childish expletives and personal insults against other poster, you might actually be taken seriously. Hang on... No, actually you wouldn't even then...
But keep it up, because with people like you being the only people supporting her, it all helps to show what a joke she is, and how rediculous AICN is for endorsing her.
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She wears low-cut shirts and reads Variety headlines, and that makes her a YouTube star? Sadly, yes. Guys, just go watch porn instead so Scriptgirl can stop setting feminism back forty years and embarrassing herself.
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to count up the negative comments against the positive comments and submit them to Harry week after week until he does something? I mean its obvious the majority of TBers either hate her or just think shes a waste of time while there appears to be three guys (who could very well be the same person or even SG herself) who quite violently defend her...to almost laughable levels. I mean who knew successful industry insiders had fragile enough egos to need to come and dump on the commoners? surely they dont have the time with their hollywood wheelings and dealings.....and another point:just because somebody works in the industry or has a script doesnt mean the thing is good. Hollywood churns out utter crap day after day with a few diamonds in the rough... So just cos SG works in the industry doesnt mean her work is good-as her videos clearly indicate. I havent even watched them the past couple of weeks...but I do find these talkbacks rather amusing :)
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The fact that ScriptGirl whores herself out week after week for the joy of knowing that a few loser basement dwellers around the world turn off the sound to her videos and jacks off.
Or...
The fact that John_T_Chance feels the need to defend this bimbo week after week with the glimmer of hope that one day ScriptGirl might actually show him a nipple through the window while he jacks off.
Or...
The fact that JackNanceRevenge thinks that most people in the world define thier success by what they have done in the entertainment industry while his big success in the entertainment industry is being a gay-porn fluffer. -
Feb 16, 2009 1:36:25 PM CST
You mean people don't define success by what they've...
by jacknancerevenge
done in the entertainment industry? News to me p0llk4t. I guess you've really opened my eyes and made me see life from a different perspective. Lordy yes...I can feel it...I'm becoming A BETTER PERSON!!
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were amongst the happiest of my life. Sure it was low pay and long hours slaving over the hot cockmeat, but those people were like a family to me. There was Jack, Amber, and Rollergirl. And Dirk liked my Red 280Z 'cuz it looked just like his Corvette!
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I like it when she inhales. She should do more inhaling.
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He may be a jackass but he's a funny jackass.
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Look scriptbitch, we all just wanna see you naked you know.
Girls will be girls
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...is so he can read the TB afterwards and laugh at each and every one of you. I know I would.
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is enough to move a career forward, if you're the only one who brings that idea out into the open. I totally admire ScriptGirl's entrepreneurism and ingenuity, I like how she messes around with her format, and I hope that this column helps her get her own scripts sold. Definitely, it's going a lot farther than the shit jobs many aspiring writers take on - and it's a lot more innovative than just working for some dipshit lit manager hoping for a break that isn't coming. She's being creative, and I like seeing it. Moreover, it's a way more pro-active approach than 99% of the film school whiners are willing to take. I like that, too. I'd like this column if she wore turtlenecks. My guess is that the majority of SG haters are actually wannabe film people angry to see someone else getting the attention they feel should have arrived by mail as part of their so-called maturation into adulthood. Like her or not, SG has earned the attention and praise she gets. She took the risk, she gets the reward. Look into it.
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that the reason Harry keeps posting these is that they make his randy ass jiggle with happy.
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I think you'd find Skank Girls appreciation might actually go up if she wore turtlenecks.
As it stands at the moment though, most folks find her cheap and blatant tactics for attention just that, cheap and blatant. Hence the huge amount of negative feedback. Does anyone/anything else get a fraction of what 'Show My Breasts Off For Attention Girl' gets?
As for trying to define the 'majority of SG haters', that's quite a broad-brush there considering the numbers involved. But my take is (as one of them) that she simply doesn't deserve the attention AICN gives her, especially as she has to sink to showing her breasts off just to seemingly achieve any notoriety at all.
If she put her tits away you might find a lot of people would have some more respect for her. But hey, then viewing figures would evaporate I guess... Hence out they pop each week...
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