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Cobra Commander From Sommers' G.I. JOE Movie Revealed, Sorta!!


Merrick here...


What's a G.I. JOE movie without action figures?

Toy packaging has revealed an admittedly stylized version of Cobra Commander from G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA.

To the best of my knowledge (and correct me if I'm wrong), this is our first visual sense of the character's design in the movie - although this is a mighty toyetic interpretation.

And, really, I can't think of any better impression to plant in your head regarding this film than...this...


I was going to say that the 'good news' about this image is that whatever ends up on screen won't look as goofy as these toy pics. Then I remembered the epic fail of VAN HELSING's creature work, so I can't actually offer such reassurance.

This image above is appearing on multiple and unrelated sites across the Internet, so apologies in advance for my not being able to identify its point of origin. I believe it may've come from ACToys.net, who've been leaking all the TREK movie toys we've seen over the last couple of days (HERE). Not sure, though.

If you click HERE, you can find recent images of G.I. JOE figures which less stylistically represent characters from the new movie.




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So...
by oaser
Feb 12th, 2009
01:18:58 PM
They're fucking us again!
by scudd
Feb 12th, 2009
01:19:57 PM
Looks like a mask. Check out the eyes.
by StarWarsRedux
Feb 12th, 2009
01:20:04 PM
Hmm...
by HapaPapa72
Feb 12th, 2009
01:22:26 PM
baroness is all i care about
by cloudrider`
Feb 12th, 2009
01:22:53 PM
Fourth!
by JaviT
Feb 12th, 2009
01:23:47 PM
Shit, it's the DIC helmet, not the Sunbow one.
by Shermdawg
Feb 12th, 2009
01:24:22 PM
er, make that 5th
by JaviT
Feb 12th, 2009
01:24:31 PM
Back in the 90's this would have starred SLY and ARNOLD!
by ABking
Feb 12th, 2009
01:24:43 PM
COMBAT HEROES?
by Gilkuliehe
Feb 12th, 2009
01:25:35 PM
The 3rd Rock kid better at least pattern his voice after Latta.
by Shermdawg
Feb 12th, 2009
01:26:05 PM
Why, Destro...
by Pissed Off And Bitter
Feb 12th, 2009
01:29:08 PM
No hood or metal helmet = flaming nipples on Optimus Prime
by Outlaw
Feb 12th, 2009
01:29:09 PM
this looks like FAIL!!
by Judge_Dredd
Feb 12th, 2009
01:29:28 PM
adaptations
by Thundercats73
Feb 12th, 2009
01:29:35 PM
No Kung Fu Grip = SHIT
by Darth Macchio
Feb 12th, 2009
01:29:42 PM
Uh, Gilkuliehe
by rev_skarekroe
Feb 12th, 2009
01:30:10 PM
I just died laughing
by MattmanReturns
Feb 12th, 2009
01:30:14 PM
Oh yeah and by the way....
by Pissed Off And Bitter
Feb 12th, 2009
01:30:18 PM
Are you kidding ME!
by erichaislar
Feb 12th, 2009
01:31:05 PM
So does destro have the mask in the fim?
by erichaislar
Feb 12th, 2009
01:33:09 PM
Pissed Off And Bitter
by Shermdawg
Feb 12th, 2009
01:33:49 PM
Van Helsing
by Ridcully86
Feb 12th, 2009
01:34:03 PM
Destro's mask will show up later on in the flick.
by Shermdawg
Feb 12th, 2009
01:35:30 PM
SPOILER: REAL COBRA COMMANDER
by Vincent Gecko
Feb 12th, 2009
01:36:08 PM
What in hell is this?
by Pompoulus
Feb 12th, 2009
01:36:13 PM
SPOILER: Real Cobra Commander
by Vincent Gecko
Feb 12th, 2009
01:38:03 PM
Shermdawg
by erichaislar
Feb 12th, 2009
01:38:29 PM
Pompoulus
by Shermdawg
Feb 12th, 2009
01:38:40 PM
Why do Ripcord and Heavy Duty look the same??
by Six Demon Bag
Feb 12th, 2009
01:39:00 PM
WWWWW...
by TheJake
Feb 12th, 2009
01:39:29 PM
RE-FUCKING-TARDED
by hollywoodsummers
Feb 12th, 2009
01:40:07 PM
I'm actually optimistic about this movie.
by Knuckleduster
Feb 12th, 2009
01:40:09 PM
erichaislar
by Shermdawg
Feb 12th, 2009
01:40:45 PM
Shermdawg
by erichaislar
Feb 12th, 2009
01:41:46 PM
"this movie is being made for 10-14 year old kids."
by rev_skarekroe
Feb 12th, 2009
01:42:32 PM
"is being made for 10-14 year old kids."
by Shermdawg
Feb 12th, 2009
01:42:55 PM
erichaislar
by Shermdawg
Feb 12th, 2009
01:43:55 PM
Shermdawg
by erichaislar
Feb 12th, 2009
01:44:22 PM
erichaislar
by Shermdawg
Feb 12th, 2009
01:46:45 PM
Oh . . . god . . .
by BigDude
Feb 12th, 2009
01:47:38 PM
That cherubic smiling blonde man is holding
by Pompoulus
Feb 12th, 2009
01:49:03 PM

by blindambition238
Feb 12th, 2009
01:52:04 PM
Stupid enter key
by blindambition238
Feb 12th, 2009
01:52:29 PM
what big hands you have
by BigDude
Feb 12th, 2009
01:54:50 PM
rev_skarekroe
by Gilkuliehe
Feb 12th, 2009
01:54:50 PM
Shermdawg
by erichaislar
Feb 12th, 2009
01:55:22 PM
BigDude
by erichaislar
Feb 12th, 2009
01:56:05 PM
Pompoulus
by DonnyUnitas
Feb 12th, 2009
01:58:04 PM
What is that
by MrPopular
Feb 12th, 2009
01:58:08 PM
Make no mistake boys, this is total fucking garbage
by IndustryKiller!
Feb 12th, 2009
02:03:47 PM
JoBlo.com posted a headshot of Levitt in costume
by blindambition238
Feb 12th, 2009
02:03:53 PM
Van Helsing creature design failed? Maybe half of it
by SoylentMean
Feb 12th, 2009
02:04:35 PM
SIENNA MILLER: RISE OF MY COBRA
by DOGSOUP
Feb 12th, 2009
02:04:51 PM
Don't freak out yet
by smatt584
Feb 12th, 2009
02:10:17 PM
BTW Cobra Commander is Dukes best friend and the Baroness's brot
by IndustryKiller!
Feb 12th, 2009
02:10:45 PM
Fucking awful
by photoboy
Feb 12th, 2009
02:11:59 PM
Cobra Commander is Baroness's brother that meant to say
by IndustryKiller!
Feb 12th, 2009
02:13:30 PM
IndustryKiller you FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!
by DOGSOUP
Feb 12th, 2009
02:15:19 PM
smatt584:
by Playkins
Feb 12th, 2009
02:16:33 PM
not enough Serpentor, Pythona, and Cobra-La in this movie.
by Boomers_Lips
Feb 12th, 2009
02:16:57 PM
These toys...
by BizarroJerry
Feb 12th, 2009
02:17:36 PM
I warned them...
by hillvalley
Feb 12th, 2009
02:18:48 PM
Cobra Commander & Dr. Mindbender are the same person.
by Boomers_Lips
Feb 12th, 2009
02:19:33 PM
No worries playkins
by smatt584
Feb 12th, 2009
02:21:17 PM
He better have some sort of reptile dysfunction.
by chrismata
Feb 12th, 2009
02:22:29 PM
I reeeeally hope that they include
by Fuzzyjefe
Feb 12th, 2009
02:34:25 PM
Or was it Fumbles?
by Fuzzyjefe
Feb 12th, 2009
02:35:14 PM
TMNT 25th DVD and BLU RAY
by erichaislar
Feb 12th, 2009
02:37:22 PM
Well Destro is sorta revealed too
by ChezKing
Feb 12th, 2009
02:38:00 PM
MISSING THE MARK AGAIN!!!
by BRUTICUS
Feb 12th, 2009
02:40:11 PM
While...
by Zardozap2005
Feb 12th, 2009
02:40:51 PM
Um, are spoilers really that big of a dealbreaker?
by blindambition238
Feb 12th, 2009
02:43:55 PM
Oh yea spoiler in that post too ^
by blindambition238
Feb 12th, 2009
02:46:10 PM
Why did anyone think we need to see even part of Cobra Commander
by daggor
Feb 12th, 2009
02:52:15 PM
Well, the lack of a hood is a deal breaker. It's the only conti
by dr sauch
Feb 12th, 2009
02:53:28 PM
Wow.
by Lucasblows
Feb 12th, 2009
02:56:11 PM
Its Jason!!!!
by topfivevideo
Feb 12th, 2009
02:56:33 PM
*sigh*
by the1980mutant
Feb 12th, 2009
03:01:26 PM
Ant-Man from the silver age called
by Deus X Meshuga
Feb 12th, 2009
03:02:43 PM
Fucking Booo!!! Faux Joe!!!
by nerosday
Feb 12th, 2009
03:05:45 PM
Who gives a fuck?
by Mr Slippy Fist
Feb 12th, 2009
03:06:18 PM
The reason for the lack of a cloth hood
by nerosday
Feb 12th, 2009
03:15:28 PM
good story? it's GI Joe. a toy commercial.
by antonphd
Feb 12th, 2009
03:15:40 PM
What the FUCK is that
by D.Vader
Feb 12th, 2009
03:21:51 PM
STEPHEN. SOMMERS.
by alice 13
Feb 12th, 2009
03:24:37 PM
You guys realize this line of toys has been out for years?
by D.Vader
Feb 12th, 2009
03:29:18 PM
antonphd, you are correct sir
by dr sauch
Feb 12th, 2009
03:30:28 PM
So duke is not an American
by bigdrawz
Feb 12th, 2009
03:33:22 PM
I SENT THAT SHIT IN
by VALENTINEproductions
Feb 12th, 2009
03:33:28 PM
You're right blindambition
by IndustryKiller!
Feb 12th, 2009
03:38:57 PM
The G.I JOE fans of AICN have spoken.
by IAmMrMonkey!
Feb 12th, 2009
03:43:18 PM
The Van Helsing creature work
by NinjaRap
Feb 12th, 2009
03:52:41 PM
Even as a baby toy the Baroness is hot!
by jarjarmessiah
Feb 12th, 2009
03:57:50 PM
Van Helsing Creature work "good"?!
by D.Vader
Feb 12th, 2009
04:00:30 PM
Well...
by lovecraftian
Feb 12th, 2009
04:02:04 PM
That looks...shitacular!
by Jobacca
Feb 12th, 2009
04:06:20 PM
Here's a better look at Cobra Commander:
by slone13
Feb 12th, 2009
04:08:59 PM
COOOBRAAALALALA LALA LA LOLOLO LMFAO FAIL!!!
by turketron
Feb 12th, 2009
04:13:05 PM
It really DOES look like the DIC Cobra Commander
by Raymar
Feb 12th, 2009
04:23:34 PM
WTF IS THAT??? this is getting worse and worse.
by FleshMachine
Feb 12th, 2009
04:25:38 PM
IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FIX IT!!!!
by FleshMachine
Feb 12th, 2009
04:26:58 PM
OH For the LOVE of all that is Holy!!!!
by Arcangel2020
Feb 12th, 2009
04:27:28 PM
Fine. No hood...
by sapno_krei
Feb 12th, 2009
04:28:53 PM
basing this on the cartoon and not the MARVEL COMIC
by FleshMachine
Feb 12th, 2009
04:28:59 PM
Van Helsing had shit GGI...
by AnakinsDiapers
Feb 12th, 2009
04:29:04 PM
(and this aint either !?!?!)
by FleshMachine
Feb 12th, 2009
04:29:49 PM
Personally I want a Van Helsing Sequal
by snomusic
Feb 12th, 2009
04:36:18 PM
Childhood=RAPED.
by SkidMarkedUndies
Feb 12th, 2009
04:36:35 PM
The GI Joe as a UN team still bugs the shit out of me
by Continentalop
Feb 12th, 2009
04:44:42 PM
Terrible
by TakeItEasyMon
Feb 12th, 2009
04:44:55 PM
Screw this, Ima go watch the cartoon movie from the 80s.
by TakeItEasyMon
Feb 12th, 2009
04:46:23 PM
right here:
by TakeItEasyMon
Feb 12th, 2009
04:48:04 PM
This is what is under the Mask
by DarthRazor
Feb 12th, 2009
04:48:17 PM
Will you all shut the fuck up please
by slone13
Feb 12th, 2009
04:49:47 PM
zom-bot.com
by codymr
Feb 12th, 2009
04:51:32 PM
stone13, that is the mistake
by Continentalop
Feb 12th, 2009
04:55:31 PM
slone13
by Reilly
Feb 12th, 2009
04:56:41 PM
Yeah...
by Chuck_Cobra
Feb 12th, 2009
04:58:38 PM
Making movies for kids...
by BRUTICUS
Feb 12th, 2009
05:05:08 PM
THIS MOVIE WILL FLOP
by BRUTICUS
Feb 12th, 2009
05:07:28 PM
Continentalop
by Dingbatty
Feb 12th, 2009
05:12:12 PM
G.I. Joe Resolute bootleg footage:
by Dingbatty
Feb 12th, 2009
05:13:27 PM
Dingbatty
by BRUTICUS
Feb 12th, 2009
05:20:39 PM
First flames on Optimus now this!
by Orionsangels
Feb 12th, 2009
05:22:33 PM
Funny...
by 11ZOMBIES
Feb 12th, 2009
05:25:57 PM
Also, @ BRUTICUS
by 11ZOMBIES
Feb 12th, 2009
05:27:46 PM
You're deluded if you think this is going to flop...
by blindambition238
Feb 12th, 2009
05:32:48 PM
This Movie Is Going To Be Such A Piece Of Shit
by LaserPants
Feb 12th, 2009
05:46:20 PM
man that really sucks. the mask was so cool.
by BMacSmith
Feb 12th, 2009
05:51:11 PM
That's not Cobra-fuuucccckkk-Commander!
by Stalkeye
Feb 12th, 2009
06:10:28 PM
It's nice to see you are advertising for Cinemax soft-core porn
by beefywhore
Feb 12th, 2009
06:14:00 PM
This movie is going to rule
by IndyCollector
Feb 12th, 2009
06:20:50 PM
Tomax Xamot
by ballsmcretard
Feb 12th, 2009
06:25:04 PM
Mindbender = Cobra Commander = Baroness' Brother???
by YackBacker
Feb 12th, 2009
06:29:17 PM
I dunno how you get something this wrong...
by J.B.M.A.
Feb 12th, 2009
06:34:03 PM
they took the idea for GI Joe cartoon from Nick Fury comics anyw
by Groothewarrior
Feb 12th, 2009
06:34:48 PM

by Groothewarrior
Feb 12th, 2009
06:35:25 PM
if you watch the intro for the animated GI Joe movie,
by Groothewarrior
Feb 12th, 2009
06:40:00 PM
um. why not just have the shiny face shield?
by Cotton McKnight
Feb 12th, 2009
06:48:19 PM
Actually Groothewarrior
by Continentalop
Feb 12th, 2009
06:55:38 PM
Did G.I. Joe make Reviewer's Cobra Rise???
by Larry Sellers
Feb 12th, 2009
07:04:42 PM
Does anyone really have any hope of this
by Series7
Feb 12th, 2009
07:05:26 PM
Is TOYETIC a real word?
by TheThinker
Feb 12th, 2009
07:42:59 PM
maybe TOY-LIKE is a better phrase...
by TheThinker
Feb 12th, 2009
07:43:52 PM
It's like Bossk, Zuckuss, and Walrus Man all in one!
by kevred
Feb 12th, 2009
07:44:03 PM
...or TOYISH even
by TheThinker
Feb 12th, 2009
07:44:41 PM
but, if you're gonna make up words...TOYERRIFIC!
by TheThinker
Feb 12th, 2009
07:48:03 PM
Porkchop Sandwhiches!!!
by Orionsangels
Feb 12th, 2009
07:56:03 PM
toyetic
by cyberskunk
Feb 12th, 2009
08:06:29 PM
Okay...
by NubtheSquirrel
Feb 12th, 2009
08:15:55 PM
Nice attitude NubtheSquirrel...
by 11ZOMBIES
Feb 12th, 2009
08:22:50 PM
that "Resolute" footage was pretty kick ass
by vaudeville villain
Feb 12th, 2009
08:23:57 PM
and what the fuck is up with the Baroness wearing those
by vaudeville villain
Feb 12th, 2009
08:30:53 PM
No shit the hood is reminiscent of the KKK
by Nerd Rage
Feb 12th, 2009
08:53:48 PM
Can't wait for the porn spoof of this one:
by kirttrik
Feb 12th, 2009
09:06:12 PM
FUCK!!!!
by Gus Van Rant
Feb 12th, 2009
09:08:30 PM

by MikeTheSpike
Feb 12th, 2009
09:15:14 PM
All I want is ONE Fenslerfilm reference in this move.
by Clavius
Feb 12th, 2009
09:26:53 PM
BAH!
by BicNowler
Feb 12th, 2009
09:30:16 PM
It's funny they thought Snake Eyes was the best character
by IndustryKiller!
Feb 12th, 2009
09:31:39 PM
GIMP-SUITED COBRA COMMANDER...
by Mullah Omar
Feb 12th, 2009
09:49:31 PM
FLOP
by CloneWars
Feb 12th, 2009
09:59:38 PM
Seriously this movie peaked with Snake Eyes
by CloneWars
Feb 12th, 2009
10:01:30 PM
fucking old news
by ironic_name
Feb 12th, 2009
10:38:45 PM
so, you're wrong merrick. corrected.
by ironic_name
Feb 12th, 2009
10:43:14 PM
your childhood deserved it.
by ironic_name
Feb 12th, 2009
11:11:42 PM
and yes, deadpool does have claws
by ironic_name
Feb 12th, 2009
11:14:37 PM
sloan
by ironic_name
Feb 12th, 2009
11:18:19 PM
My Ass
by HyphenatedWords
Feb 12th, 2009
11:22:11 PM
Sommers remaking Vader's helmet cuz it reminds him of nazis!
by BMacSmith
Feb 12th, 2009
11:23:47 PM

by BMacSmith
Feb 12th, 2009
11:33:50 PM
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
by rodneyfaile
Feb 12th, 2009
11:39:51 PM
Looks like an acceptable Cobra Commander to me
by bravogolfhotel
Feb 12th, 2009
11:48:04 PM
Cobra Commander is a Reptile Man.
by mistergreen
Feb 13th, 2009
12:09:16 AM
How about making Cobra look the way he did in the cartoon
by Arghh
Feb 13th, 2009
12:11:48 AM
GI Joe wasn't as big as Transformers and
by most excellent ninja
Feb 13th, 2009
12:25:59 AM
And why the fuck does Zartan look like Frank Langella??
by IndustryKiller!
Feb 13th, 2009
12:32:44 AM
Duke look like the son of Cap'n Crunch
by Heckles
Feb 13th, 2009
01:11:40 AM
Cobra Commander = Gay Darth Vader ?
by GornPirate
Feb 13th, 2009
01:35:41 AM
Not only should Cobra Commander's hood
by Dingbatty
Feb 13th, 2009
02:38:56 AM
most excellent ninja
by Dingbatty
Feb 13th, 2009
02:41:24 AM
On the Joe fan forums, they call these
by Dingbatty
Feb 13th, 2009
02:43:49 AM
Sommers could fuck up a wet dream.
by BMacSmith
Feb 13th, 2009
03:25:20 AM
Cobra Commander's mask
by Continentalop
Feb 13th, 2009
03:53:40 AM
How the fuck did this guy get another job after VAN HELSING?
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 13th, 2009
03:54:00 AM
unvamp the revamp
by a rolling stone
Feb 13th, 2009
04:20:04 AM
centurions the movie! 3 men with mo's livin together!
by ironic_name
Feb 13th, 2009
04:22:17 AM
Van Hesling was great.
by scottishnutjob
Feb 13th, 2009
05:21:05 AM
What's so sacred about this property?
by Davidia
Feb 13th, 2009
05:22:15 AM
I actually hate that they went with
by Dingbatty
Feb 13th, 2009
05:25:52 AM
Davidia
by Dingbatty
Feb 13th, 2009
05:33:28 AM
Ninja terrorist vs Ninja soldier > pirate theme park ride
by Nerd Rage
Feb 13th, 2009
05:41:25 AM
Okay, I'll play along...
by Davidia
Feb 13th, 2009
07:19:14 AM
YOU MUST LIKE IT OR YOUR GAY!!! BLAARGH!
by Nerd Rage
Feb 13th, 2009
07:27:50 AM
Who cares if Star Wars gets worse after ESB???
by Nerd Rage
Feb 13th, 2009
07:33:08 AM
PAUL BLART 2: RISE OF ORANGE JULIUS
by Nerd Rage
Feb 13th, 2009
07:35:33 AM
Davidia...
by BizarroJerry
Feb 13th, 2009
08:09:16 AM
Okay I'll concede...
by Davidia
Feb 13th, 2009
08:16:39 AM
When you rip off the Star Wars prequals you know your in trouble
by Smashing
Feb 13th, 2009
08:36:17 AM
bullshit bullshit bullshit
by Stugart
Feb 13th, 2009
08:54:05 AM
THE DOCTOR?
by lynxpro
Feb 13th, 2009
09:39:42 AM
This is what happens
by El Gooche
Feb 13th, 2009
10:08:33 AM
What was the name .....
by jarjarmessiah
Feb 13th, 2009
10:40:26 AM
I have very low expectations for this.....
by jarjarmessiah
Feb 13th, 2009
10:42:43 AM
MY EYEFF!! OH MY EYEFF!!
by Le Chevalier Noir
Feb 13th, 2009
11:29:16 AM
How are Sienna Miller's Tits so big in this?
by most excellent ninja
Feb 13th, 2009
11:49:45 AM
Bigdraws
by jsm1978
Feb 13th, 2009
12:08:13 PM
Honestly...
by jsm1978
Feb 13th, 2009
12:09:42 PM
Who the hell decided to combine Playmobil
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 13th, 2009
01:07:38 PM
jarjarmessiah
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Feb 13th, 2009
01:16:39 PM
So Jason X is in this?
by alienindisguise
Feb 13th, 2009
02:44:40 PM
REAL MEN POST IN BALE TB'S....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Feb 13th, 2009
03:53:12 PM
Beyond good, Beyond evil
by StarBlitzer
Feb 13th, 2009
04:38:22 PM
Yes, the threads are now one clusterfuck
by StarBlitzer
Feb 13th, 2009
04:45:27 PM
BRING BACK MATT MASON AND SGT. STORM!!!!!!
by Bob Cryptonight
Feb 13th, 2009
10:40:07 PM
LET'S CHANGE IT! FUCK FANS! FUCK THEM RIGHT IN THE ASS!
by Orionsangels
Feb 13th, 2009
11:35:18 PM
Pics of Park as Snake Eyes on set:
by Dingbatty
Feb 18th, 2009
05:04:45 PM
The console game for the movie looks
by Dingbatty
Apr 1st, 2009
04:14:01 PM
Back again eh?
by Orcus
Apr 2nd, 2009
01:02:02 PM

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