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The Characters of SCREAM 3
Alright folks, the Pillsbury Doughboy sent this one in, so listen up...
Heads up fellow doughboy, it is I and I am fresh baked and ready for buttering.
I was poking my nose around, flattening it up against the desk here at Miramax when suddenly some papers were dropped in my Inbox. I decided to reach in and take some notes for all you people out there in the intergalatic void of pixels and such.
SCREAM 3.
For now I'm only going to give you all the character names. Perhaps later, if I feel like it and you don't poke my belly, I will clue you in on the real deal you hear?
As usual we have Gale Weathers, Dewey Riley and Sidney. But we also have Cotton Weary returning as a lead character this time out. Then we have: Angelina Tyler, Sarah Darling, Tom Pitt, Roman Banks, John Milton, Jennifer Moore, Mark Kincaid, Tyra Fox, Steven Stone and Bobby Coehlo.
I know that may not seem like much, but at least now you can start a betting pool on who the killer is. Good luck you wannabe pastries!
The Pillsbury Doughboy has spoken!
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Just wanted to talk back to prevent some moron from bragging about being first. People join the crusade. INTO GLORY RIDE!!!
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First! I'm first! Hahahaha!!!!
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I have no way of processing this information. I'm just staring at it wondering what it means. This is likely to continue for some time.
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Jar Jar Binks! He's in it. All CG baby! And I think he's the killer!
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Why do I have a bad feeling about this? OK, the names are very Hollywood, but doesn't anyone find them the slightest bit cheesy? Granted, I enjoyed the first two films, but it just seems like the heart is gone. Like everyone's coming back just to do it. The way slasher flix are "in" then "out" can always indicate how a particular movie's gonna fare. For the cast & crew's sake, I just hope this is the cycle's peak, and not bad timing. I Still Know... & Urban Legend didn't do horrible box office, but they were terrible films. I don't wanna see Scream fall victims to the cliches that it exposed & get lumped in with those two stinkers. Maybe a new writer is necessary to bring something new to the series. Maybe it's for the best. I just hope cutting back on violence doesn't turn this into yet another teen soap opera on the big screen. Make it balls out suspenseful, Hell, it worked for Hitchcok! Just please don't make it cheesy. Please?
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What is the point of this? How is this information important to me?
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C'mon.........this HAS to be the Stone Cold Steve Austin character...........am I right ?
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Tom Pitt? Oh isn't that clever. Gee, I wonder who Sarah Darling could backhandedly refer too. And Angelina... wait a minute. How DARE that little Williamson pissant lump my beloved Angelina Jolie in with a no-talent whey-faced harpy like Liv Tyler? Angelina has more talent and coolness in her gorgeous little toe than Liv does in her whole scrawny body. This is well nigh slanderous! I shall never watch Dawson's Creek again in protest. (Well, OK, I still will, but Kev will THINK he lost a viewer.) Take that, vile hack!
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Jul 21, 1999 10:54:03 AM CDT
Steve Stone Might Rock, But I Have High Hopes For The Character
by mrbeaks
Drawing on absolutely no information, I believe that Roman Banks could be the character who revives the SCREAM franchise, and propels it into the 21st Century. More than that, he could be the greatest fictional creation since Jay Gatsby. Christ, I can barely contain my enthusiasm for Roman Banks. Whoever plays Roman must be a giant. It's unfortunate that Lee J. Cobb is dead, as he would've been perfect, but perhaps an Eddie Deezen, or Don Swayze could pull it off. Whatever..... I shall forever observe the 21st of July as Roman Banks Day.
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wwf.com has just denyed that "Stone Cold" will be in scream 3. And I think if he is going to be in it they would be doing exactly the opposite- hyping it to hell- like they did when Jerry Lawler was filming Man on the Moon.
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Jul 21, 1999 12:44:30 PM CDT
What great names!! I never coulda thunk up something that creat
by mymomsaysimcool
Wow, aren't those names just so cute and creative...who woulda thought combining TOM cruise and brad PITT to make TOM PITT? Hmm...maybe he'll be the "stuck up leading male hottie". Or what about TYRA banks with vivica a. FOX to make TYRA FOX? Hmm...maybe she'll be the "black female hottie". Why didn't Kevin Kruger, (oh wait, sorry being exposed to these "cute" names made me want to start combining names.) But wouldn't that be "cute" if THAT'S how they solved the who gets the writing credit? We could combine their names! *insert sarcasm back there, in case anyone didn't pick up on it* Why did, whichever writer in who named these characters, pass up the chance to mock stars with multiple names. After all, if the story line actually turns out to be filming a horror movie in Hollywood, then there should have been girls in their early twenties with multiple names. For instance, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jennifer Love Hewitt, James Van der Beek...Even the original scream queen, Jamie Lee Curtis was a multiple namer. I think this would've been a funny in joke to have some of the characters with multiple names. Remember that SNL when Sarah Michelle Gellar was on and they did the skit about the Tiger Beat club and three of them had multiple names...and the one girl had only one first name and one last name and she was the outcast? Anyway, I think they're passing up a a good idea by not having multiple named characters...don't you? C'mon...don't you? Okay, you don't. Well fine..I guess I don't either then...sorry....really I am...I just wanted to post something....ok?...i'll go now...
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Tom Pitt? Tyra Fox? How inventive...
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Wasn't Roman Banks the male lead in Andy Warhol's STRANGE CARGO? The guy who was crushed under an avalanche of shoeboxes?
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So a character is named John Milton, huh? Is he to be played by Al Pacino, as he was in THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE? I can see it now, at the confessional scene at the end: "Oh, Sidney, I am really the DEVIL! Billy, Stu, Mickey, and Billy's mom were really just pawns that I controlled! I killed everyone in this movie! Why? Why not! Who's a bigger bad buy than Satan himself?"
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It seems obvious to me.
The only way Craven can even attempt to surprise the audience this time is to have Sidney as the killer - "all that murder and bloodshed, kind of gives you the taste for more...i just couldn't resist"
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Roman is many things to many people. Wherever there's a cop beatin' up a guy..... you'll find Roman Banks. Wherever a hungry newborn baby dies, you'll find Roman Banks. Wherever the people struggle to be free, you'll find Roman Banks. He who knows the name of Roman Banks, knows the meaning of forgiveness, kindness, and deliverance. Because of Roman Banks, I now predict that SCREAM 3 will topple TITANIC's Box Office record, rake in Oscar nominations in all categories, and cure cancer. It is a wonderful time to be alive.
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An Eddie Deezen reference, wahooo!
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First of all, I thought that the guy who played Cotton Wiery in the first two was not going to do Scream 3. Then how would his character be one of the main characters? and second, those names are just pure shit. Tyra Fox, Tom Pitt? ya, thats what Williamson and Kruger wrote up. They got together to write up those names. This guy doesnt know what the hell hes talking about.
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1st.:I don't remember where I read or listened to it, but I'm pretty sure that Neve Campbel said in an interview that she didn't want to be Sidney again... If she isn't going to be Sidney, who will be?
2nd.:On the fist film the killer was the son. On the second was the mother. On the third it has to be the father!=) -
That chick can't act. I mean, "Her eyes are as vacant as the seas, yeah. . ." PS- These names are freaky. And why does Kevin Williamson always bail on his projects after they go on for awihile? Scream Trillogy that he "envisioned" to write himself, suddenly too good for what made him famous, and Dawsons Creek because it go too "soapy". I hope "Teaching" Ms. Tingle Bombs. (unless the steamy hot sex scene that Katie Homes is supposed to have is actually in it, THEN I'm there, front row center opening night. . .)
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Because I am so sick of Nevie and "Sydney", I now heartly embrace Roman Banks, if fact, taking a look at the script, it totally hypes Roman Banks, in fact there's even a musical tribute to him in the film, check it out!. *ahem*: "What would Roman Banks do, if he were here right now? / He'd make a plan and he'd follow through, that's what Roman Banks would do! / When Roman Banks was in the Olympics skating for the gold/ he pulled a tripple axel while wearing a blindfold! / When Roman Banks was in the Alps, fighting grizly bears/ He used this magical fire breath and saved the maidens there! / SO What would Roman Banks do if he were here right now?!/ I bet he'd kick an Ass or Two, that's what Roman Banks would do! / When Roman Banks traveled through time to the year 3010/ He fought the Evil Robot King and saved the human race again! / When Roman Banks built the Pyramids, he clobbered Gooblah Kahn / That's Roman Banks making the world safe for everyone! / *ROMAN, DON'T EAT THOSE CHICKEN WINGS THEY'RE REALLY SPICY!!!!*/ I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings. / I've NEVER seen a man EAT so many CHICKEN WINGS! / I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!! / Roman Banks was rocketed to Earth from the planet of Crylock/ He came to save the human race from war and death and stuff/ Hi-di-do-di-hi-di-hey, Roman Banks is here! / He is the one to who our hearts we all hold dear / I'm gonna take off my pants now dear and I'll follow through/ Now I'm, make dirty love to you cuz that's what Roman Banks would do!/ SO WHAT WOULD ROMAN BANKS WOULD DO IF HE
HERE RIGHT NOW?! / I'D BET HE'D KICK AN ASS OR TWO, THAT'S WHAT ROMAN BANKS WOULD DO!! / THAT's WHAT ROMAN BANKS WOULD DO!!!!" Neat, eh? -
What a disgrace. It was clever with Pacino in Devil's Advocate, a nice touch; here it is just retarded.....poor John is rolling over in his British grave
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Does this mean that the guy who announces all the Cubs games is the killer?!?!?!? Wait a second... Maybe he killed Harry Carey too so he could take over his job. Say it ain't so, Steve!!! Say it ain't so!!!
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Sorry, that doesn't make any sense but I'm watching VH1's "Rock Show" right now and Def Leppard is on. If i ever lose one arm to a car crash I hope I will become as cool as their drummer. But i digress...
What kind of mind-altering substance caused Kevin Williamson to come up with these fucking names? The same guy who came up with pretty-cool-sounding-even-though-i-sound-gay-saying-that-they-are names like Dawson Leery and Pacey Witter has resorted to 8th-grade-play-written-by-students names like Tom Pitt and Tyra Fox? (Could I use more hypenated phrases when describing things?) I mean jesus christ, if these names are any indication of the quality of this movie, it'll be as terrible as... Scream 2. ha ha
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This Scream shit is getting old quite quickly. Anywho~I don't think Sydney is the killer...but, what I do think, well, at least this is what I've been hearing, is that Sydney will die within the first 15 minutes or so of the movie. Makes since, I guess. Neve is a good actress...she needs to move on and do something worth while. Smiles to all! =)
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