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Want to see cars beautifully speeding along epic expanses? Cars that transform into badass robots, but not here!

Hey folks, Harry here... There's a male fetishry concerning the awesome auto-sex of sleek beautiful automobiles twisting and turning along beautiful landscapes. This is something that Michael Bay does amazingly well. This is just a montage of images of the disguised Transformers - and I have to say... we see a few cars driving up to the Pyramids of Giza. Given the reveal of the Fallen atop a pyramid... this seems to indicate that we will in fact see action upon the Pyramids. That will be quite something. Don't you think? Thanks to the Yattering for the heads up.

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by jah_kingdom
Feb 11th, 2009
07:03:28 PM
The first one kind of sucked,
by SebastianHaff
Feb 11th, 2009
07:03:38 PM
Damm you Michael Bay!!!!!
by Mr_X
Feb 11th, 2009
07:03:45 PM
That was a bit shit, check this out:
by Judge_Dredd
Feb 11th, 2009
07:07:01 PM
I'm a little disappointed with...
by Nohomo
Feb 11th, 2009
07:07:25 PM
So, My Guess...
by oaser
Feb 11th, 2009
07:09:49 PM
AND
by oaser
Feb 11th, 2009
07:10:51 PM
http://tinyurl.com/b3gkmc
by Judge_Dredd
Feb 11th, 2009
07:11:52 PM
Sorry, but one more thing
by oaser
Feb 11th, 2009
07:13:57 PM
'Vettes make 'em wet!
by YackBacker
Feb 11th, 2009
07:14:38 PM
looked like a weak car commercial
by RokurGepta
Feb 11th, 2009
07:19:10 PM
Ummmmmmmmmm
by DigitalBeachWar
Feb 11th, 2009
07:22:20 PM
Weak
by TheMandrakeRoot
Feb 11th, 2009
07:40:42 PM
And transformmmm: NOW!
by cornponious
Feb 11th, 2009
07:43:37 PM
FUCK MICHAEL BAY!
by FuckMichaelBay
Feb 11th, 2009
07:48:36 PM
FUCK MICHAEL BAY!
by FuckMichaelBay
Feb 11th, 2009
07:48:44 PM
FUCK MICHAEL BAY!
by FuckMichaelBay
Feb 11th, 2009
07:48:52 PM
Oaser;
by smatt584
Feb 11th, 2009
07:55:16 PM
Nice car commercial
by Cagliostro
Feb 11th, 2009
08:01:19 PM
Come the fuck off it...
by Le Vicious Fishus
Feb 11th, 2009
08:08:07 PM
Dude those cars looked pretty damn cool
by Turd Furgeson
Feb 11th, 2009
08:13:35 PM
So did they drive to Egypt?
by Ghostpirate
Feb 11th, 2009
08:39:59 PM
I have an actual piece of the script!
by Iron-kong
Feb 11th, 2009
08:43:40 PM
LAWL
by Mr. Lahey
Feb 11th, 2009
09:06:29 PM
here we go again...
by Bouncy X
Feb 11th, 2009
09:13:01 PM
The First one was ruined
by Nuck81
Feb 11th, 2009
09:18:58 PM
Oh, sure--you're right, Bouncy...
by Le Vicious Fishus
Feb 11th, 2009
09:19:16 PM
bay and cars and babes
by cloudrider`
Feb 11th, 2009
09:23:16 PM
no shit money was exchanged
by Bouncy X
Feb 11th, 2009
09:44:09 PM
KurtLockwood
by Bouncy X
Feb 11th, 2009
09:45:26 PM
Nice faggy hybrid. That better be a chick robot.
by dr sauch
Feb 11th, 2009
09:52:49 PM
OMG Bay is the greatest director of ALL TIME!!!
by killianx
Feb 11th, 2009
10:18:23 PM
Transformers: Revenge of the Bailout
by Royston Lodge
Feb 11th, 2009
10:20:27 PM
Everybody's getting pissed at the usage of American cars
by Shut the Fuck up Donny
Feb 11th, 2009
10:44:47 PM
American Pride, STFU Donny
by JumpinJehosaphat
Feb 11th, 2009
10:52:48 PM
Concerning American Pride, STFU Donny
by JumpinJehosaphat
Feb 11th, 2009
10:54:18 PM
Jehosaphat, I don't disagree
by Shut the Fuck up Donny
Feb 11th, 2009
10:57:34 PM
Gah, that last sentence was 3 ways of fucked up..
by Shut the Fuck up Donny
Feb 11th, 2009
11:03:13 PM
OH WTF!
by Rodo
Feb 11th, 2009
11:05:49 PM
Lol Rodo
by bigbaldpapa
Feb 11th, 2009
11:54:00 PM
that was fucking stupid
by MoseSchrute
Feb 11th, 2009
11:56:56 PM
that was not...
by Dollar Bird
Feb 11th, 2009
11:58:12 PM
Man, that music is awesome. Great soundtrack the first one had.
by Dogmatic
Feb 11th, 2009
11:58:18 PM
I hate this.
by fivezero
Feb 12th, 2009
12:00:32 AM
Who are all these by the way?
by Dogmatic
Feb 12th, 2009
12:01:43 AM
STFU Donny
by Phategod2
Feb 12th, 2009
12:03:21 AM
The Fallen's Giant Moose Cock
by Mr Slippy Fist
Feb 12th, 2009
12:05:31 AM
FUCK MR LAHEY'S MOM!
by FuckMichaelBay
Feb 12th, 2009
12:12:37 AM
FUCK MR LAHEY'S MOM!
by FuckMichaelBay
Feb 12th, 2009
12:12:45 AM
FUCK MR LAHEY'S MOM!
by FuckMichaelBay
Feb 12th, 2009
12:13:29 AM
FUCK MR LAHEY'S MOM!
by FuckMichaelBay
Feb 12th, 2009
12:13:51 AM
Fucking GM running footage.
by Det. John Kimble
Feb 12th, 2009
12:40:16 AM
Beauuuuuuutiful!!!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Feb 12th, 2009
12:53:56 AM
No flames on prime?
by Talkbacker with no name
Feb 12th, 2009
01:09:48 AM
Oh for fucks sake
by boogy110
Feb 12th, 2009
01:32:35 AM
think of it this way...
by mattforce7
Feb 12th, 2009
01:53:45 AM
What happened to Ratchet?
by MrClark
Feb 12th, 2009
02:01:04 AM
I'm glad I watched that.
by chrismata
Feb 12th, 2009
02:42:56 AM
boogy110
by Dingbatty
Feb 12th, 2009
02:56:36 AM
FMB
by Mr. Lahey
Feb 12th, 2009
03:18:29 AM
That was like watching kittens takin' a nap
by The Brains
Feb 12th, 2009
04:30:52 AM
Bale does not exist in this dojo
by Cobra--Kai
Feb 12th, 2009
05:04:46 AM
GM needs help.
by RowanM
Feb 12th, 2009
06:46:34 AM
Must...buy...a.... Chevy..........
by sfgeek
Feb 12th, 2009
07:22:06 AM
Sorry, What Was the Point of That?
by cowboyone
Feb 12th, 2009
07:51:03 AM
Extended car commercial
by photoboy
Feb 12th, 2009
08:03:38 AM
The DORK is strong in this thread
by teh awesome
Feb 12th, 2009
08:54:21 AM
You guys do realize what AUTOBLOG is, right?
by teh awesome
Feb 12th, 2009
09:00:35 AM
AUTOBLAG = AUTOBLOG
by teh awesome
Feb 12th, 2009
09:04:59 AM
VOLT. CHEVY VOLT.
by chrismata
Feb 12th, 2009
09:25:54 AM
Phategod, but the thing about making a movie of them
by half vader
Feb 12th, 2009
09:56:11 AM
Chrismata
by half vader
Feb 12th, 2009
09:58:55 AM
Corvette is retro 63 split window. Nice.
by Chain
Feb 12th, 2009
10:28:01 AM
K
by Zeegloo
Feb 12th, 2009
10:55:48 AM
WOW! OMG! some fuckin CARS!
by Raretown
Feb 12th, 2009
01:42:26 PM
Where's Ratchet?
by RockMSockM
Feb 12th, 2009
05:54:30 PM
That looks AWESOME
by BendersShinyAss
Feb 12th, 2009
06:49:33 PM
A note on hybrid/electric cars
by BendersShinyAss
Feb 12th, 2009
06:57:53 PM
The Mars Mattel Chocobot Hour
by whit3_ninja
Feb 12th, 2009
08:55:40 PM
Ratchet probably dies
by saintaugust
Feb 12th, 2009
09:10:08 PM

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