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This Toy Image Reveals The FALLEN (From TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE...)!!
Merrick here...
Over the weekend, tf08.net posted toy images of the titular "Fallen" character from TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN.
I'd kinda presumed that the bigass unicycle bot seen at the end of the film's teaser (HERE) was "The Fallen." Evidently, this isn't the case.
Here's (what I believe is) our first look at/sense of The Fallen:
Hmmm. The good news is: this will almost certainly look cooler on-screen than it does as a toy.
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There are several other pics of the toy...
SEE THEM ALL HERE!!!
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What's with all these crappy 'insect' like designs for the robots? I want big blocky robots punching and shooting each other >: (
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The teaser for "Revenge" promised that they didn't change one iota of the visual style of the first one. So expect to look on for another two hours and not know what the fuck you're looking at.
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It wasnt a unicycle, watch again the robot "Scavenger" in the trailer had two wheels. He's only one of the constructicons that make up the much bigger Devastator.
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YAY !!!
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Was a constructicon.
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Hey, I've got kids all right?
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for saying 'Meh' - then I read his post, and then I read his post. I agree, even in Blu-Ray - as soon as the robots start fighting, you can't tell what the fuck is going on.
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will mattel send ME free toys? Hey folks ironic here,
guess what, mattel is bringing out toys of ghostbusters! ever since I was a boy blah blah dad blah old theatre blah ray harryhausen blah pussy. in conclusion: mattel, send me the toys, not harry. -
I wonder what they'll call the fifth constructicon (if there is indeed 5 of them in TF2) seeing as how they already used Bonecrusher in the first movie.
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the designs rock! go dave williams and duncan rolaeu!
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Oh and this picture looks like a robot with a major hard on. Where's kevin smith and his penis jokes when you need em? I'll go see TFM2 when it comes out. The first one was cool and maybe they will finally call Sam... Spike?
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Seriously how long will you guys on this site pretend you are indidfferent to how this property is treated? Better question is WHY? Are you that enamored with Michael Bay's skills as a director? Explain it to me. Please.
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only shinier and when it starts moving you won't know what the hell's going on. it's got a schlong AND a va-JJ! Hermaphrodite-bot or Hermaphrobot!
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As has been noted the fact that 'the fallen' has a giant robot tool is a perfect indication of how ridiculous this whole business is. That anyone could care remotely about what the robot design will be like for this upcoming film...or for that matter care pretty much anything about this film boggles the mind.
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Feb 09, 2009 11:23:22 AM CST
Do you want me to fucking trash your Transformers? Do you want m
by photoboy
I see TINO2 is continuing to shape up to be completely shit. Fuck you Bay.
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A chicken?
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Seriously! Look at it!
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Did you see that thing yet? He's horrible looking!
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...I'll be surprised if he is actually in the movie. There has been some "misinformation" out there regarding this film and some confusion as to what/who is being referred to in the title, REVENGE OF THE FALLEN.All I can say for sure is:THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS YOU!THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS YOU!THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS YOU!
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Feb 09, 2009 11:36:00 AM CST
RE: "AICN's continued FAKE aloofness towards TF continues."
by mr. nice gaius
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Feb 09, 2009 11:37:19 AM CST
RE: "AICN's continued FAKE aloofness towards TF continues."
by mr. nice gaius
How so, HoboCode? Don't you remember the staff reviews from the first one?More importantly, don't you remember some of the Talkbacker reviews? You know, the haters who became fans?
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Are you doing this to wind us up or something? Listen, PLEASE, can the AICN heads who are posting these stories please take some time to write, in just a few lines, why this site is giving the film so much space. WE ALL SAW THE FIRST ONE. WE KNOW THAT THIS WILL BE MORE OF THE SAME, but with even more amazing effects and explosions, and even less story, character, and soul (if that's possible). How you guys moan about Paul W S Anderson, but go on posting Michael Bay stories - when he is just as terrible a film maker - is totally beyond my comprehension.
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They were the EVIL BASTARDS who convinced me to see the first film. All like - 'I used to despise Michael Bay but here he has evolved into a great action director in the tradition of McTiernan, Peckinpah and Sergei Leone'. BOLLOCKS. Listen: Michael Bay will only ever be a terrible director.
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So the "Crab People" will be featured in the new Transformers Movie?
What the fuck else does that thing look like- it's the Fucking CRAB PEOPLE... CRAB PEOPLE!!!
Will Mr. Garrison team up with Starscream to take out Shia LeBeuof and the Crab People... tune in to this summer's megahit... -
I mean...seriously.
I like the old skool look to the Transformers. These new ones just seem to be too complex. They all look the same to me. -
That's part of being a film reviewer. If your site praises and pushes TRANSFORMERS as much as it does HELLBOY II, then it seems you have NO DISCERNMENT. You need to know bad from good, and to be able to write why one thing is better or worse than the other. The reason people come here rather than the other films sites is that you are about more than just passing on news. You have an editorial slant. OR MAYBE YOU JUST USED TO? What the hell is going on? PLEASE CAN SOMEONE MAKE AN ARGUMENT AS TO WHY THIS RUBBISH IS GETTING YOUR ATTENTION!
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Must stop now.....
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or does this robot have a giant uncircumcised cock. this movie = fail.
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and you guys LOVE IT
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Boring, pointless, indulgent.....Bey.
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This is the third story that AICN has posted about the tie-in toys of a sequel to a terrible film. Please can you tell us WHY you THIS SITE feels that the story is worth our time.
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I have something to think about.
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Very pointy.
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all those appendages and shit...they take my mind right out of the fucking movie
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They keep doing this because any story that has Transformers in the title generates a shitload of traffic and talkback, which means more page views, which means more banner impressions, which means more $$.Coincidentally, more $$ is what this movie will make and it will deserve every penny.
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After carefully viewing the trailer, I discovered that the giant Unicycle-Bot actually has 2 wheels like a big motorcycle. If you stop the vid right before it crashes into the overpass, you can see that it is actually on a back wheel and the front wheel is coming down into the bridge.
After it goes through and comes towards the screen you can see the back wheel kind of coming up behind its head as it chases Optimus.
Re: the Fallen toy - Terrible. -
You've nailed yr colours to the mast. You feel that Harry, Merrick and co use TRANSFORMERS as a way to generate traffic - even though it might not be to their tastes. A tale of capitalism, no less? Care to comment, guys?
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...with that thing between his legs.
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You've also been remarkably honest about your feeling of the film's financial worth. The first film made around $800 million worldwide - presumably you felt the same about that? BLOODY HELL! Someone in the world feels that that stinking pile of SHIT actually DESERVES every penny of $800 million. I have to disagree. I, or one, was not a satisfied customer - I did NOT feel that it deserved my cash. So you can take my $10 dollars off to start with...
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Quote: "All like - 'I used to despise Michael Bay but here he has evolved into a great action director in the tradition of McTiernan, Peckinpah and Sergei Leone'."Well, I don't remember anyone ever making such a claim. However, there were numerous Talkbackers on AICN who spewed massive amounts of hate upon the first film before its release. Afterwards, these very same Talkbackers submitted reviews to AICN (which Moriarty ran) which were surprisingly favorable.I don't know if you were around to see it but it was one of the greatest and funniest geek-turn-arounds I've ever seen on this site. Watching the former haters STUN those who had not yet seen the film provided a hysterical twist to the run of TRANSFORMERS TBs that had been wreaking havoc on AICN for over a year.
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And it will no doubt make even more. Apparently, the TRANSFORMERS teaser commercial that played during the SuperBowl was the most downloaded movie spot and independently viewed trailer/commercial of the game. The people have spoken...
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Feb 09, 2009 12:55:55 PM CST
Gah! Is that the deadly sex toy from "Seven" between his legs?
by spifftacular squirrel girl
John Doe strikes again.
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And it looks like those $800M were put to good use for a bigger budget and even more retardedly huge set pieces. I dig that shit and I make no apologies for it.
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Used to be, this was THE site to hit for news and spy reports. Seems now it's just a site that swoops in and steals stories from other sites, posting them in some cases weeks or months after the news is already out there. Oh, and Merrick has to be one of the most annoying fucking pricks in the history of internet nerd news. Seems like every story he posts has to have some, "Oh, I am SO much cooler than this and SO above it all..." attitude attached to it. Fuck you, sir. You lose. End of line.
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"I couldn't tell what was going on....pass my denture cream" This old argument again, if you couldn't tell what was happening I think that speaks of your general retardation more than anything else.
It's like the asshats who said they couldn't see what was happening in Cloverfield and the like...fucking morons one and all. I think movies like Driving Miss Daisy are more your speed, that is if you can stand the frenetic speed of the cutaway. -
Or was it 3?Worstpreviews beat you to it.c'mon lads get yer arse into gear...
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Feb 09, 2009 1:16:29 PM CST
A Transforming Balrog? Will we get a Transforming Gandalf?
by stereotypical evil archer
Lord of the Techno Rings.
Shia is a Hobbit -
If it doesn't; I'm fucking done with it professionally....so fucking Amateur.
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I still don't understand why they didn't just let the guy make a crazy robot movie instead of forcing iconic character names onto terrible and cluttered robot designs. If you change the name "Optimus Prime" to, like, "Roughneck" or something, would ANYONE be able to tell that it was based on Transformers? No, and it would make JUST as much money and not receive the critical fan bashing it gets for wiping it's ass with the original. Just a thought.
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Now THIS is an 80's cartoon that needs Michael Bay's skill set: Lots of dinosaurs with big laser guns on top and no rabid fan base? GOLD, I say, GOLD. http://tinyurl.com/6f9uvc t SCREAM Michael Bay all over it.
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they cut the teen comedy crap out. It's like they fused a 100 minute PG-13 American Pie movie with a 10 minute military recruitment film and 12 minutes of giant robots fighting that you could barely see because the camera work was too shakey and the editing was superfast. As Bale would say, it was amatuer.
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http://www.joblo.com/quint-goes-home
First Mori, now Quint, this site is going down the shitter -
1.2 second shot of intensely complex rotating gears - .7 second shot close up of concrete - .2 second shot of gears - .8 seconds of missile - 1.5 seconds of explosion - 1.1 second shot of gears again - repeat 6-7 times. Yea, that's a great fight scene. So much detail. Oh, and the 90 minutes of cliche "OH WELL THEY ARE TEH HAXING US AND WE NEED TEENAGERS TO FIX IT CUZ WE ARE OLD" right before it really set the mood. Good lord, the more I think about it the more disappointed I was with that flick. It had about 12 seconds of !AWESOME! when Barricade went screeching after Bumblebee with the hard rock soundtrack. MORE CAR STUFF DAMNIT > THATS WHAT MAKES TF UNIQUE FROM ALL OTHER ROBOT STORIES. And I don't mean the whole "ohhh, bumblebee turned on the radio for him! HE'S PLAYING MATCHMAKER HOW CUTESEY"
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I praise your tenacity sir. Instead of listening to all these critics (who ended up paying to see the movie anyway), you decided to ratch up the action/explosion content. Hooray for you sir! Hamburgers, hot dogs, and Michael Bay this Summer. America, fuck yeah!
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sure the movies are shit, but the toys could at least be cool.
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Typical Hasbro
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I will not go see TF2. Unless the reviews are really, really good.
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...count me as one of the "haters" who remained a hater. I too was tricked into seeing that piece of shit by the dramatic turnaround of some of the people here. I swear to god I'll kick their asses if I ever meet them in person. Kick your goddam asses!
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Ha! I hear ya.Did you ever get around to posting that Transformers animation/rendering you were working on around the time of the first film?Hope you've been enjoying the final eps of BSG. We could definitely use your fine Talkback analysis as we head into the last stretch.
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http://preview.tinyurl.com/fallunn
That "x" on his head is probably one of two things:
1 - marking it as a distributed toy item internally.
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Stupid preview link... here is the actual link:
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I know! One more thing for Bay to suck.
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...TO WANT TO SCRATCH YOUR EYES OUT.
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His balls are in front of his cock.
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at Larry Flynt's Hustler store.
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Can I say dick?
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That will be the biggest cock ever shown on an IMAX screen.
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WTF!! What happened to Moriarty?
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Two fat kids chest bumping.
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The Fallen supposed to be on fire? You know, a flamer?
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I always thought "The Fallen" was referring to Megatron, but that is totally not Megatron. So is it Galvatron maybe?And yes, he has a giant robo-penis.
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Once bitten and all that. Bay can fuck himself if he thinks he's getting my money this time round. I felt like I'd been mugged after the first eye sore.
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I'm boycotting the film if there's no Shockwave.
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He has the same design sense as well... 'Tons of meaningless "detail" obscuring the figure = good!' Both are atrocious artists who manage to shovel bright and shiny new product to an audience who eats it up because on some surface level it kind of reminds them of the good stuff they like, and they're not too discerning. (Probably a bit of a harsh assessment, but it's late and I'm tired.)
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the fucking gun was in my mouth!! oh god, oh god, oh god...
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"I'm the fallen and this is my big dick!!"
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Oh great, its another giant robotic catastrophe, of which this toy is the only time I will ever get a glimpse of it clearly, and even still I can barely make out just what the fuck it is supposed to look like. I can't wait to not pay to not see this movie.
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Whatever happened to the old days when Transformer toys were made mostly of die-cast metal? Fuck this cheap plastic bullshit!
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the world's largest dildo
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I actually don't mind Shia Lebaeiouf, and I still thought that movie was a turd. Also, that robot needs some pants if this thing is going to stay PG-13.
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Damn You Michael Bay
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You're fuckin' late. Cocksucker.
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These new transformers are very cock centric......
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Moriarty left to go write for hitfix.com, a shitty little site that's a lot like entertainment weekly.
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right Quint?
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COCK!
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to not see this film... i look forward to not seeing this every morning.
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Maybe they need to make it more complicated just in case we can figure out what the fuck is going on when it's moving almost as fast as the camera that zooms around it 45 times a second.
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The only cunt in it is the director. I'd watch it.
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...and DIDN'T say "that sure does look like a giant mechanical penis hanging between his legs"?
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The toy in the picture is not transformed correctly. There is no huge cock when put together right.
And why so much trash talk. I think the trailer for this movie on youtube had the most views for a movie. People are obviously interested in seeing it.
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know why Transformers sucked so hard - and why the sequel is, alas, destined to suck harder?
coz he let the Pentagon rewrite his script as they saw fit and it looks like more of the same all over again - kinda old news now but:
http://tinyurl.com/7494rd
Bay to Pentagon: sure go and let your BUREAUCRAT HACKS do whatever they like to my movie, if it means I can get F-22's for a mere $25,000 an hour! -
Hence, he's called "The Fallen" as to not reveal who he really is. Turns out that the cube didn't kill Megatron after all. It made him into this praying mantis robot cock monster Galvatron-style (yet far from it). I wonder if Leonard Nimoy will lend his voice once more? A paycheck is a paycheck.
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does not make it anything resembling good. Paul Blart Mall Cop made way too much money. NO ONE HAS EVER GONE POOR UNDERESTIMATING THE INTELLIGENCE OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE! Ex. Snuggie...
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Somehow I always read the 'Fallen' as a collective noun.
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Whatever. Waiting instead with anticipation for season 3 of Transformers: Animated, which will kick this thing square in it's harpoon dick.
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Another dodgy looking TF - shock horror.
And still no baftas mention?
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Why there is a cock on my screen
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You and me, we're fuckin' done professionally. Fuckin' ass.
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Do we think that might have something to do with the Egyptian connection in the movie?
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when A V A T A R will FUCK OUR EYEBALLS THIS VERY YEAR?!?!?!?!
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So WHO is REALLY going to fuck WHO'S eyeballs this year?!?!?
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I adjure thee, ancient director, by the judge of the awesome and that which does suck, deliver this your most humble movie from the Adversary, the destroyer of works, the annihilator of the visual, the excoriator of the narrative. Grant that we, your humble geeks, power over this terror, this evil that we name Bay...
**the room begins to split at the seams. A giant Transformer robot that is moving too fast to be clearly seen peers in through the gap**
TF: THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF BAY COMPELS YOU!
**the geek-orcist throws the Blu-Ray copy of TRANSFORMERS out of the window. The room subsides**
GEEK: Take that, Bay-otch. Aw HELL naw! -
The Fallen looks way gay.
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The big bot at the end of the teaser is only ONE part of Devastator.
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Kidding , it's fucking hillarious, keep up the good work
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Sorry to say I did not ever finish the animation I was working on. I really should, but what a time consuming nightmare.
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It's not immature, just obvious.
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Feb 10, 2009 2:48:01 PM CST
Actually "pdennett316", I could make sense of Cloverfield.
by agentarchangel
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Feb 10, 2009 2:57:13 PM CST
Actually "pdennett316", I could make sense of Cloverfield.
by agentarchangel
Hell, I could even make sense of The Bourne Ultimatum, which had one of the the shakiest fights scenes I've ever seen. Cloverfield was "handheld camera" footage. Transformers is supposed look like it was filmed with a real Hollywood camera crew. Instead it looks like it was filmed by Michael Bay hopped up on coke and flying around on a wire fu rig with a camera strapped to his chest, while he's yelling "Action" and "Awesome" and "Awesome Action GO!" in his asshole Aviator sunglasses.
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Yeah, that is one well-hung robot. Paging Linda Lovelace... oh, right, she's dead.
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Bwahahahahahaha! God damn, son that was probably my favorite line in all those reviews leading up to TINO in '07.
Look, this design is the same shitty work we all got from TINO two years ago. The sames "masters of design" that brought you Vaginafacetron and a whole host of other robot designs that left you saying "where the fuck is its face?" And "is that its arms, legs, or did they give it some kinda bullshit wings?"
I still haven't watched TINO and won't be watching TINO2, Revenge of Fucking Bay. All this proves is TINO2 will be more of the same. For better or for worse. -
Not from G1, hence I don't know the details. Something about an "ancient decepticon" who is perpetually on fire. Not unlike Richard Pryor during part of the 80's.
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That's your cue, MNG
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TINO2! TINO2! TINO2! TINO2! TINO2! TINO2! TINO2! TINO2! TINO2! TINO2! TINO2! TINO2! TINO2! TINO2! TINO2! TINO2! TINO2! oh, you get the point. This is too fucking tedious on a blackberry!
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...and guess what number two will be?Cynical Hollywood 'event' movie making by numbers - robots for the kids, LePuff for the tweener girls, Fox for the tweener boys and big explosions for the lowbrow rednecks.Not even on a free torrent, pilgrims...
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...FUCKING ABSOLUTELY NOBODY IN 2009 - OR INDEED EVER!Strange how you never see MCMLXXVI and this tit in the same room at the same time, isn't it? Like Clark and Supes...
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