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The Perfect Valentine's Day Gift? CHOCOLATE of course!!!
Hey folks, Harry here... At FANTASTIC FEST last year there was a joyful film that made me about as happy as I could be. It's the simple story of a young Autistic Girl attempting to raise money to fight her mother's cancer... by using her Rain Man-esque Physical Memory of Kung Fu and other Martial Arts movies to help collect the money owed to her mom through a variety of illegal businesses in Thailand. There's a lot more to it, but it really is a story about a family with special needs that is just so fucking awesome. Forget Sarah Palin hunting defenseless animals with guns. This girl kicks bad mutherfuckers exploiting and holding out on her poor sick mother. The result... from the same crew behind ONG BAK is kind of fucking amazing. And this is seriously a film that I am absolutely beaming proud to have my name endorsing on the poster. Check out the imagery of this trailer...
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The CoC has viewed and given the stamp of approval to Chocolate. It was not as over-the-top as Machine Girl(even though I thought that movie also rocked) and had a great story to go with the action.
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Looks silly.
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and i never take a quote from aicn seriously. whenever i see one on a poster or box art i immediately think negatively of the film.
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lol...gotta love that line.
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hey harry whats the scoop on matt damon, greg kinnear and russel crowe as the three stooges?
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I have the dvd here in australia, I wanted to see this when aicn showed the trailer I thought it went to dvd. is this for a theatrical release?
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Like the poster and the trailer. Dare I say a sweet treat??
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Fuckin' ass.
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What does she have to do with this movie? Just more of Harry's completely irrelevant political rantings.
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Best fighting film in a long time. It is amazing the stunts they do. Some of the outtakes at then end have guys just falling off a roof onto concrete, hitting things on the way down. They must go through stunt men like crazy.
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Indulgent. Fanciful. Satisfying.
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I really, really expected a Snickers ad.
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However, the credit bloopers are painful to watch.
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Feb 08, 2009 12:07:10 AM CST
Harry, stay away from chocolate this Valentine's Day!
by bob cryptonight
Keep losing weight, man. We need you (even though you often enrage everyone). Just send Yoko flowers and be done with it.
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... what're you, autistic?
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It really does.
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Yeah, the political comments on this site sound like my son's freshman highschool classmates. Not saying they're right or wrong, just at a level of maturity where they don't really mean anything.
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So its Rain Man with martial arts? They should have gotten Hoffman to make a cameo.
"I'm an excellent driver. I'm an excellent driver. I'll kick you ass. 10 minutes to Wapner." -
movie being done by Jaa and his buddies about 8 months ago also involving a young female martial arts prodigy? Where the hell did that one go? The stuntwork was frikkin' awesome just going off the one trailer I saw. Anyone have info?
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To sell DVDs or to brag about his name on a poster?
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...this film has more heart than many recent blockbusters - great little movie.
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I'm going to be so glad when the next mental dis-ease comes along because I'm getting sick of everyone getting on the autism bandwagon, exploiting people with that problem. Just treat them like normal people. But on the other hand, if she's kicking ass, then I really don't know how to feel.
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Holy fuck. or maybe I got that wrong. if so, correct me.
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This girl is incredible. Watch it!
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Ong Bak only works for me as a screensaver/background type of thing. The fighting is amazing but that story, well, it just kinda sucks...
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Give us two weeks in one! This site has been content lacking since AMAD went by the wayside. Oh well, I'll still keep checking in.
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FUCK IT!!!
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Really.
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She's just what a lot of sci-fi, comic-book, and fantasy movies need: a real female martial artist. This is Chun Li, not Kristin Kreuk. I'll bet there are a few smart agencies bidding for her right now.
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Great, big guy, you have time for this crap but not for your dvd section. Good job. Thank you, Harry, once again for your lack of any kind of respect for your readers.
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Feb 08, 2009 11:48:44 AM CST
who the fuck cares what free shit tubby got sent in the mail?
by ironic_name
I wanna know about his weight, his exercise.. so he got sent some wank movie starring some hot girl on blu ray, who cares? what is his bmi? [no photos harry, at least no shirtless ones]
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cheeky ginger.
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what?
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Feb 08, 2009 11:52:26 AM CST
shoeless photos for that vietnamese bar owner who scares robin w
by ironic_name
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just make sure you get some good poppy for you pics, harry.
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what a pussy you are
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so we cas piss and moan about the Back To The Future trilogy out this week on seperate DVD's....BUT NO BLU RAY!!! What Spielberg? Getting as greedy as George?
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Looks like a lot of fun. I guess I want to see it more than Ong Bak 2. But I'd love to see the behind the scenes of Ong Bak 2 more.
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...with a brief synopsis of the film and some wildly irrelevant reference to Sarah Palin's policies toward wolf-hunting. But you assure us that this movie is both "f-ing awesome" and "f-ing amazing". Your reviewing style is getting better and better all the time, more economical and to the point. Someday, you'll have it down to two sentences: "Just saw ________. It was awesome!"
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Twice?
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Fuck you guys.
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If you're expecting "story" going in to this movie, you're gonna be let down. This movie is just all, fuck you fighting all day. The first 15 minutes suck cause no one is getting their shit kicked in, then it gets better. The acting is terrible, but I don't want to see these motherfuckers act. Let their blood and injuries do the talking!
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the fight scenes were great, but the storyline sucks.
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Get it?
Wakka wakka wakka! -
Feb 10, 2009 5:55:56 PM CST
Forget Sarah Palin hunting defenseless animals with guns
by immortal_fish
That resulted in replenishing caribou levels across the state.You're a cunt, Harry.
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