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Script Girl relates the latest Script Deals including the latest John Carpenter flick!
Hey folks, Harry here... Seems the only exciting script deal this week concerns the new John Carpenter film THE WARD... here's Script Girl with the nitty gritty...
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ARTAR! AAARRTAAR!
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Looks like Shane got another gig after all
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...and that's the only thing of merit in this. Hopefully for V-day edition she will bust out the lingerie.
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Stop giving this untalented bitch face-time on the site! It's taking away from the quality of Aintitcool. She's got terrible production values, an even worse sense of humor, and clearly just reads from a fucking copy of Variety before making a goddam episode. How the fuck did she get a prominent position on here?... or was it because someone already legit on AICN got her into a less than prominent position, such as reverse cowgirl??
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the neckline isn't getting lower and lower... her tits are.
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I wonder when we're going to get a playboy spread. Hell, I'll even take Maxim.
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Although cigarrete burns kicked ass. holla at a mawwfucka
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That would make the juices in my groin area churn even more.
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Juices in your groin area? You make it sound dirtier the way you describe it!And omg I've learned another lesson today. Cleavage never ever gets old.
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Because...Shes Hot
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Even Chritian Bale wouldn't flip out over her tits moving around on a movie set while he is doing an important scene...and he is a guy that punched his own mother in the box!!!
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with Scriptgirl's breasts ah dah dah dah in the foreground, they're fucking dis-TRACT-ing. McG, you got fucking something to say about her rack?<p> McG: I didn’t see 'em.<p>
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...until we finally get a Talkback in which nobody mentions her boobs.<p>Sometime in 2043 I reckon...
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Script Girl TB's are fun again!
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I don't want to hear any news from fucking script girl. If that's how this site is going, then fail on motherfuckers! I don't want to hear a fucking thing from scriptgirl unless she's doing it full naked like on the naked news, because that's her angle (tits), and she's failing at that also. If I want to see some ditzy chick that's supposed to turn me on I can go to youporn.com or redtube.com without the teasing bullshit. This tactic might work on TV, where there's limits on everything, but this is the fucking internets! Everything...EVERYTHING is one click away. Fuck scriptgirl. I wouldn't even give a shit if there had been an article posted about this so-called news about John Carpenter's latest film.
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I will baste all over her tits.
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my new favorite color.
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Is she a little retarded?
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How about I trash your boobs??!!? how would you like that?
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"he. does. not. get. it!"
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that is all, boobs
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Yeah, the Talkback might get it, Harry doesn't fucking get it!<p> McG: I got it-- I know, I got it--<p> BALE: You might, He. Does. Not Fucking. Get it!
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Good Christ, I've never actually watched one of these before.
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Did she say anything about Carpenter's next? <P> Did she anything about anything?
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Hardly. If anything, she elevates the quality of AICN. Which is not to say that I find this woman to be interesting or informative. The only reason headgeek posts this crap is because most of his visitors hate her, as TB evidences
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...but it sure smells good!
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GOOD TIMES!!!
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Did you see the look on her face when she said that? Why do my pants feel tight?
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BOOBS !!!
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could someone enlighten us on this?
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SG, please do ppooooorrrrnnnnn!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcnsPdkNH84
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Well, then what does she do? She READS the scripts? No? Oh, she READS which scripts have been picked up to be made into movies? So, what exactly is she doing then that makes her qualified to make money?<p> Oh, she wears a low neckline to get popularity on a movie geek website. That makes more sense...
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Really? Since when? I see two classics (The Thing, Halloween) but not much else.
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I wonder how many of the talk-backers toss their salad to these vids.
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If that neckline is acceptable office-wear then I'm moving to LA. I also second Eyegore's call for posting news in a real article instead of waiting for the tits to mention it.
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An unfortunate incident. Still, she gave me no choice. I just hope my work colleagues didn't notice.
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Tom, can you get Script Girl to show even more of her breasts?
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Last I heard ScriptGirl was too. Any messages I should pass along? Ah hell, I'll just tell her you fellas send your love and urge her to keep up the good work!
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those are nice
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Feb. 7, 2009, 6:18 p.m. CST
FuckMikeBay...since I assume you will not be attending...
by JackNanceRevenge
have fun spanking your long suffering little fontanelle to that Spice Channel Super Block pay-per-view. Pace yourself, brother. It's not a race.
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It's the only way Harry will get the message that no one likes this tit-wielding model-actress-whatever exploiting us as audition rehearsals. She has NO interest in us or genre movies. She just wants an Access Hollywood or ET job. I will NEVER click on one of her articles again. This is my last posting. The more we come here to bitch, the more Harry sees clicks and thinks people care! STAY AWAY
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and an idiotic comedy voice. Surely this is a clip from some 70s British comedy show. Kenny Everett or Carry On or something, no? Bookworm Bitches reject, you suck.
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Feb. 7, 2009, 6:24 p.m. CST
It's at the Century Plaza btw. Dinner at 5. Ceremony at 6.
by JackNanceRevenge
In case anyone wants to crash and party like a muthafucka!
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Don't know how you can pack so much whiny, wildly presumptuous mamby-pamby into one little post.
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Where da Windex at?
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one, lots more on his resume, quite a bit of it good. two, Halloween. He doesn't fucking need anything else on his resume. Halloween. He did it. That's why he deserves such a title. Oh, and, uh, nice boobs ScriptGirl. You need to sway more when you talk tho. PS: Halloween, Uberman! look it up! the real one, not Rob Zombie's mediocrarama.
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what happened to the NEWS on this site??!?!?!?
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to the lovely ScriptGirl, sir. And tell her I enjoyed seeing those three in straight jackets!!
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Script Girl is such a lovely young lady.
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You can never have enough valets at one given time.<p>Just kidding. Have a good time. Tell Scriptgirl hi.
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about as believable as the whole successful sitcom creator married to the Hollywood actress, according to 98% of the posters here.
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Feb. 7, 2009, 8:03 p.m. CST
So Harry,Christian Bale going nuts wasn't news,but this is?
by brock landers baby
Get real,dump this bitch.
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Feb. 7, 2009, 10:06 p.m. CST
JNR: Waiting tables at the WGA awards is not "going"...
by FuckMichaelBay
...it's "working". You know, the thing you DON'T do in Hollywood.
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Are you going to tell us you're Tyler Perry now?
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Yeah-I saw the original Halloween when it was first released. Sorry, but I was underwhelmed. The Only part that I found even remotely scary was when Myers sits up straight as Jamie Lee has her back turned. Yeah. That was it. Oh, I forgot ESCAPE FROM NY-That is a classic. As for THE THING-I saw that in the original release and was blown away...and I mean blown away. If that Carpenter ever makes a return, let me know. I keep hoping and waiting, but the guys movies have burned me too many times. Case in point: ESCAPE FROM L.A. and GHOSTS OF MARS. Ughhhh. Aside from the sheer uber-coolness that was THE THING, I can't say that any Carpenter film has scared me or horrified me or anything that a true horror film can do. Therefore, to me, he is not nor will he ever be the Master of Horror. Cheers.
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We'll get to hear your fake post-event wrap-up web of lies in a few hours!
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that's all I got (.)(.)
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escape from new york is a fucking MEGA CLASSIC. LA wasn't bad, and i'll leave it at that (same with vampires).
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Yes-Escape IS a classic and deservidly so. Escape from LA was, for me, no where near as brilliant and a bit of a let down as I was really hoping for another great one. Vampires had a great premise and the first 1/2 or at least 2/3 was very good. I also liked THEY LIVE, which was pretty decent. That aside, he is not the master of horror in cinema. I don't believe there even is one. This title also gets thrown around with Wes Craven/George Romero, who have made a couple good ones and alot of crappy ones-just like Carpenter. Of the three though, I'll take Carpenter anyday. As far as the 'Master of Horror' title goes, if Ramis new film 'DRAG ME TO HELL' is as good as the buzz around it, I'd say he gets the title for his Evil Dead films, the excellent and underappreciated 'The Gift' and this new one. Those films are better 'Horror' films than Halloween will ever be-in my opinion at least (though Halloween had a very creepy atmosphere). Cheers
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Excellent wordplay. Now please excuse me; I have to Bale.
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to replace the desk.
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99 percent of nerds on this thread would jump at the chance -- that's a fact.
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Keep it coming script girl.
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If she's ever available<br> All you fuck off<br> You say she's got a voice you don't like<br> Don't like her hair, clothes, this, that, whatever<p> Fuck Off<p> I take it in the spirit it's given in<br> She's fun<p> She's got a better sense of humor than any of you turds ever will<p> So with a tip of the hat, I say blow me.<p> Harry do a SG interview<br> Thanks man
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Whilst I appreciate the service and information she provides, I rather dislike her intonation/delivery.
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I don't know about that, her insane aslyum bit went on way too long
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get really fucking drunk<br> pay itunes that 99 cents for Stairway to Heaven<br> turn the tv to robot chicken and hope its one of the episides with the nerd dewd<br> laugh at him while not touching your self<br> Wait until songs over<br> Want your 99 cents back
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It could happen.
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I'm just glad to hear Carpy is going back to what he did best,(for the most part.)Here's hoping for a comeback..or in some cases, redemption after the shitty GoMs.<p>EFLA was a major letdown as me and my friends jokingly refer to it as Escape from NY:Remix.
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Fuckin ass.....I would love to see Carpenter come back. Sadly, I hear he's a sports-obsessed LA recluse who doesn't even care about making movies anymore. He sure doesn't give a shit about his own films, selling off the rights to have shitty remakes churned out.
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she's the reason for the word
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a 3D release called The Hole (sounding a bit like that '80s flick The Gate)? I would say Carpenter's and Dante's output in the eighties produced some of most damned entertaining genre movies. The Howling, Gremlins, Innerspace, Matinee, his TZ episode, etc....They stack right up there with Carpenters.
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http://www.yankeepotroast.org/archives/2008/08/scriptgirl.html Since you fuckers seem to be bordering on obsessive hatred of the chick and ask every TB what race she is, bam.
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I don't care what you all say...her face is absolutely NOTHING special. If all you care about is big breasts, an annoying voice and shameless self promotion posing as movie 'news', then by all means, sit back and enjoy.
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You can't leave out Big Trouble in little China... Classic... That's what the Jack Burton Express says... Thank you Script Girl for the news and the lovely smile. Keep them coming... I hope you had lots of fun at the awards show...
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Glad that Carpenter is back in the fight. I'm older than most of you and have been a JC fan for 30 solid years. Through all the highs and lows. I even found things to like in
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I even found things to like in Escape From LA. Okay not much. But I was happy that JC (and Kurt & Debra) all had a nice big payday. Unfortunately they took such a big slice that what viewers where left with was an extremely low budget affair...and it totally showed
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Feb. 8, 2009, 4:55 p.m. CST
I did laugh at the cutaway with classic Carpenter "stinger"
by John_T_Chance
but I'm glad SG apologized for that rip on JC's tendency to look a bit crypt keeper-ish.
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Those are the kind of little details I appreciate about scriptgirl. She is fluent enough in film appreciation to understand the signifcance of the stinger and then she actually takes the time to get a genuine JC stinger (from Halloween would be my guess) instead of just substituting any old blast on a synth. Well done madam!
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The Pro Bowl's giving me Super Bowl DSS.
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He claims the Rasmussen Bros' script is "the one" he's been waiting for. I hope so. But I'm not so convinced.
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because my partner have been debating the Carpenter vs. Romero issue for decades. It's hard to argue against him when he has Ghosts of Mars up his sleeve to use against me.
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You motorboatin' sonofabitch!
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Make a compelling case for me to never again pay money to see a Carpenter flick. Of course, if the advance buzz is great-not good bur GREAT! I'll be first in line. He's like a big league hitter who once was the home run king. Now, for the past decade, we just sit around hoping he has one more grand slam in him. As for me, I stopped going to the ballpark as its kinda clear that those days are behind the ol' pro.
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And Superman is greater than X-men; DC comics trump Marvel; Werewolfs are cooler than vampires; Universal monsters are better than the Freddy/Jason et al gang; Beatles were better than the Stones; Eastwood westerns crushed the John Wayne ones; Lord of the Rings were better than Star Wars; Penthouse was hotter than Playboy; Arnold was cooler than Stallone; Disco music was still better than the hair band stuff of the 80's; Ali was greater than Jordan; AICN is better than CHUD; Bowling is more entertaining than Soccer; Daniel Craig is a better Bond than Peirce Bronson; King Kong > Godzilla; Sharks are cooler than crocodiles; Baseball is better than basketball; Spielberg made better movies than Lucas; Uhmmm...thats all I can think of for now...
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her psionic boobies make all the geeks unite against her cosmic cleavage!
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you know, tasteful lighting, filtered lense, and maybe a bearskin rug.
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scripts.
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The lame skank continues to get promoted for some odd reason? Here's this weeks of choice comments:-<br> - she will bust out the lingerie.<br> - Stop giving this untalented bitch face-time on the site!<br> - the neckline isn't getting lower and lower... her tits are.<br> - I wonder when we're going to get a playboy spread.<br> - That would make the juices in my groin area churn even more.<br> - UNBELIEVABLE TITS!!!!<br> - I don't want to hear any news from fucking script girl.<br> - I will baste all over her tits.<br> - boobs<br> - BOOBS !!!<br> - SG, please do ppooooorrrrnnnnn!!!<br> - Thats a lot of cleavage!<br> - She made me wash my pants.<br> - no one likes this tit-wielding model-actress-whatever.<br> - Exposed mammary glands... and an idiotic comedy voice.<br> - Titty fuck time!<br> - what happened to the NEWS on this site??!?!?!?<br> - Get real,dump this bitch.<br> - (.)(.)<br> - Double D?<br> - If all you care about is big breasts, an annoying voice and shameless self promotion posing as movie 'news', then by all means, sit back and enjoy.<br> - I think we're ready for the Playboy spread.<br>
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But White Vader also likes boobs. Who knew?
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Feb. 9, 2009, 11:53 a.m. CST
SG provides news items from Variety in an entertaining way
by chromedome
and hater monkey trolls complain that she is just reading the paper (which they, themselves, do not read)<p>But NeilEff then "creatively" RE-POSTS posts from WITHIN THIS TB.<p>Can't write, can't create, but he sure can Cut and Paste like a muthafucka!<p>tool
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Neil is a tool that only mentions things that help his cause. Now go through the tb and see all the good comments. I still like script girl and the world is round brother.. Script girl is still funnier than you... Thank you Harry for the post, love them...
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Feb. 9, 2009, 2:53 p.m. CST
poe............................................................
by FuckMichaelBay
A week later and you're still an idiot.
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Thank you for simultaneously proving the irony behind NeilF's "re-posts", and that you're too dumb to see said irony. SG is uncreative, and a terrible writer incapable of doing anything more than a "cut and paste"...and now you agree, muthafucka.
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Ok, excluding all those who have something positive to say about her breasts, or the upbeat sexual remarks, here they are:<p>I like her, but still prefer Scriptdude<br>by Fearsme<p>Ah hell, I'll just tell her you fellas send your love and urge her to keep up the good work!<br>by JackNanceRevenge<p>again,more interesting than 90% AICN....<br>by j2talk (not 100% certain this was a positive comment but I included it anyway)<p>JNR: pass along a tip o' the hat from my chromey dome to the lovely ScriptGirl, sir. And tell her I enjoyed seeing those three in straight jackets!!<br>by chromedome<p>Fabulous Script Girl is such a lovely young lady.<br>by ChezKing<p>Just kidding. Have a good time. Tell Scriptgirl hi.<br>by mrfan<p>Attractive<br>by sloanist<p>Nice! Keep it coming script girl.<br>by Ozzie_H<p>She's fun<br>by Melvin_Pelvis<p>I did laugh at the cutaway with classic Carpenter "stinger"<br>by John_T_Chance<p>Those are the kind of little details I appreciate about scriptgirl. She is fluent enough in film appreciation to understand the signifcance of the stinger and then she actually takes the time to get a genuine JC stinger (from Halloween would be my guess) instead of just substituting any old blast on a synth. Well done madam!<br>by John_T_Chance<p>SG provides news items from Variety in an entertaining way<br>by chromedome<p>I still like script girl and the world is round brother.. Script girl is still funnier than you... Thank you Harry for the post, love them...<br>by poe.....
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it is OBVIOUS that cutting and pasting posts here is utterly different than what SG is doing. Claiming they are the same is either being deliberately obtuse or deeply impaired....
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Feb. 9, 2009, 11:08 p.m. CST
chromedome: in the metaphorical sense "cut & paste" is all she
by FuckMichaelBay
...in the literal sense...you are a toolbag.
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...let's say Scriptgirls' segments were like book reports due for a class in some mythical Midwestern high school where half-Thai women roam the cornfields. <br><br>Let's also imagine that while compiling said book report, she regurgitated information from a source(Variety, et al) without paraphrasing or citing them, with the intention of passing it off as her own.<br><br>In this mythical land, that would be considered plagiarism. <br><br>Suspension time with Principal Gus Van Rant!<br><br>But to answer your question: I am pretending...pretending I don't think you're a moron.
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I think that vein is throbbing on his forehead again :)<br> <br> I can't really be bothered to read the rants, but I assume (as usual) he's resorting to throwing around childish insults and expletive around in his defence of "Show My Breasts Off Attention Girl?" :)<br> <br> I suspect I'm right...
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