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Hollywood Hates Men!! Apparently, They're Really Gonna Make Another SEX AND THE CITY Movie!!
Merrick here...
This project has been in the wind for some time now, but I was really, deeply hoping we wouldn't have to deal with it. Alas...
Sex and the City 2" has moved closer to the starting line with Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis signed for the sequel along with writer-director-producer Michael Patrick King.
...says THIS ARTICLE in Variety, which goes on to indicate script has yet to be written for the new movie.
I thought the sequel was further along. Not that there's a hurry. The longer it takes to pull this thing together? The greater the chances of some factor tripping it up.
I'm not expecting you to care, but HERE is a refresher on how much I hate SEX AND THE CITY.
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It made a bunch of money, and it was mostly women, who don't have many big money-makers geared toward them.
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whether or not to make a sequel. All those pricks were sitting around the boardroom conference table, all duh-duh-duh-duh...it's NOT professional. Then one of them said, let's do it again. NO! Let's GO again
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Real men like, as my brother puts it "guns and breasts, in that order."
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Heh as if we ever started Sex In My City, as if we ever started. Sarah Jessica Parker is old and lame. They usually shoot horses that suffer the same ailment.
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To quote Peter Griffin, is this the show about 3 whores and their mother?
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Feb 06, 2009 10:44:36 AM CST
It's not like there is a lack of movies out there for you nerds
by doubleh55
Oh big fuckin' deal you women hating virgins
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They would get the way women really think and then get laid more. It's one of the only shows that realistically shows the bright and (sometimes REALLY) dark sides of being a woman.
"The Game" by Neil Stauss is Sex and the city for men.. and the greatest book since the invention of words. -
I care.
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But the movie sucked.
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Don't see how anyone could be. The moment that movie exploded at the box office, it was pretty clear there would be a sequel. I never got into the show and wasn't a big fan of the movie, but I also didn't feel it was excruciating torture. I just had major problems with the script (scatological humour and the unnecessarily extreme ups and downs of the plot), but still didn't hate it in every way imaginable.So, in other words, (a) the sequel is not a surprise, and (b) let the fans have another movie. Not a big deal, either way. Now if we were talking about a Love Guru sequel, that would be a different story.
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Whose wife is an obvious closet alcoholic, as she bumps into doors every day, even in open spaces.
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Or should I say, Three Hags and their slut of a Grandmother.
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not to proud to admit that i despise this show and the movie and those old hags. and i hope something happens to halt this production. and guess what? i've never seen ONE episode. i don't give a fuck either.
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too soon?!?...
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Merrick is being ridiculous with his comments. We don't have to see it. But that doesn't mean that women shouldn't get their own anticipated "Blockbusters" to watch. Us guys get everything made for us. So when movies like The Devil Wears Prada, Mamma Mia, Sex and the City, and even Twilight start banking north of 125 mil domestically, the studios know that female base is under-served and are usually given bullshit like Bride Wars and 27 Dresses. Let them have their SATC Sequel. And dude, did you even see the chicks going to see the movie opening weekend with short ass dresses and in groups?
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If you must go to a flick on your own, go to this one...don't go with your guys, don't go with another chick...go and make like you're writing a review or watching it for some later project, and I promise you at least several chicks will make small talk with you, discover you are in fact straight, and the rest is on you.
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Feb 06, 2009 11:27:10 AM CST
No, just straight men and women that could care less.
by anna valerious
I'm sorry, but I was one of the people who liked "Speed Racer" and TDK that has a vag. This I could give a rat's ass about.
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Knuckle Sandwiches will be had.
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i'm pretty sure my gal will drag me to "He's Just not that into you" this weekend ughhhhhhhhhhhh. at least mcg doesn't have to see that movie happen
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Chris Bale in this would be awesome in this. Maybe they'll eventually get into a mashup and do SATC VERUS ENTOURAGE: REQUILATION and get PWS Anderson to direct.
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a tough talkin' '50s private eye role to star in before he has to appear in this.
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I mean really, why post this if you don't like the material? If it's not "cool news" why post it just to point out once again that you're too manly for it. Your criticisms hold no water: It's unrealistic? did you ever live in that circle of society or a city for that matter. Now you may be young and inexperienced with women, but I hate to scare you, the gist of how those characters act is Pretty dead on, yes it's exaggerated for comedic purposes but all in all pretty dead on. and alas the "low ball" name calling, aaah how far we've come. You find Sarah unattractive (Horse face) hmm I'm curious as to how gorgeous your are? I lash because I'm tired of the culture bred by certain internet site and the false bravado provided by anonymity. I've comment on your writing and my dislike of your behavior in the past. but I am still shocked that you're employed at AICN. I'll end this by stating I'm a guy, I love all of the genre material we geeks tend to like: sci-fi to westerns. Soprano's to Sex in the city.
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He's typecast as a rich New Yorker anyway. And get Jude Law as Miranda.
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...come on guys...you gotta admit. Davis is total MILF and you know it. And I knew that Cynthia Nixon chick was a lesbian the way she kissed Christopher Collet in "The Manhattan Project" (the one with the kid who builds an atomic bomb in his bedroom and enters it in the state science fair).And I don't care what you guys say about Parker. Go and watch 'Honeymoon in Vegas' with Nick Cage and Sarah J Parker and tell me she's not a hottie (granted, that's like 16 years ago but still!).
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One of Jeremy Clarkson's best quotes, methinks.He followed it yesterday with 'Gordon Brown is a fat, one-eyed Scottish idiot.'Clarkson for Prime Minister!
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Saltlick in the City.
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Action movies are still being made. Fucknuts like Michael Bay are still finding work. I fucking hate Sex and the City but whatever. Let them have their movies.
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At the same time! It's a real tear-jerker, based on the script.
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Feb 06, 2009 11:45:21 AM CST
"Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a boiled horse" LOL!
by bob cryptonight
So mean...but very funny!!!!!
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Make it like a Dr. Giggles type movie with stronger rom com flavouring.
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She looks fantastic for her age in real life. It was kind of funny to see her at BLT though given that it is the biggest cougar hang-out in NY, and Cattrell is the patron saint of Cougars.
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Lets play hooooorseshoes.
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They should do part 3 at the same time. Or send all of them to Canada. Scan and Mo-cap 'em like Jeff Bridges.
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So it's not that unfathomable. That adjective would better be applied to the second Steve Martin Pink Panther movie.
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Well ...then obviously Hollywood hates women too. Or why am I, a woman, confronted with those SHOPAHOLIC and SEX AND THE CITY-versions of what a woman is, wants and needs? I could also aks, why there are all those 1 million other horrible movies coming out every year. Some of them adressing young stupid males? Why is there evil in the world?
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And why are there so many mistakes in my posts?
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Talking about just printing money. But like others have said, why is SITCity being bashed & not just ignored?
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I hear the sequel will have a much darker tone. Big budget CGI and all that.
They will introduce a classic villain, called the Shoe Thief (played by an overly camp J Depp), he murders that red head (because she is the ugliest) and takes her shoes, then Carrie and her Slut team have to sleep with every guy in New York in order to locate the shoe thief.
carrie anyway gets an alien pair of shoes that make her whole body black, she becomes evil deciding that actually all men are actually cool and it is her and her wierd friends who have the issues
anyway she finally slaps herself out of this madness and status quo is restored when she kills the shoe thief and marries her 2 remaining friends (the old hoe and the frigid one)
The theme of the film will be "With great shoes comes great reponsibility"
add a few product placements and we are there!...
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I said it before, I'll say it again.
If you Watchmen worshipping, WOW playing, Kevin Smith line quoting movie freaks want to have a fighting chance of GETTING LAID (to actual women) in the 21st century, you'd better have your ass at Sex & The City 2 on opening weekend shaven, in shape, dressed to kill and with your IPhones fully charged ready to add a multitude of phone numbers into your address book!!!
I bit the bullet and saw the first flick at Arclight Hollywood opening weekend and there was MAJOR feminine firepower of all shapes and sizes - 18 year olds, college students, MILF's, Cougars and on and on.
Take my advice, Geek Nation. You'll thank me later. :) -
Just you watch. The sequel will involve the "gals" ending up in some small town for a couple weeks and it will be them running around being snarky and doing some variety of fish-out-of-water shtick with the "uncultured" masses of the southeast or midwest.
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I'm sure you scored tons of phone numbers from all the ladies. The only men that saw SATC in the theatres opening weekend were the poor boyfriends/husbands that were dragged by their girlfriends/wives. And all the gay men.
I chose to let me wife go with her girlfriends and stayed home and played BIOSHOCK. It was awesome.
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Expect more of the same.
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Damn You Michael Taint
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The longer this movie takes to make, the sooner these chicks might as well make it a Golden Girls remake instead. Seriously, it's perfect: Kim Cattrall is the new Rue McClanahan, SJP is the new Bea Arthur, Kristin Davis is the new Betty White, and Cynthia Nixon is the new Estelle Getty.
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..."No Way I'd Ever Want To Have Sex In The City Or Anywhere Else With These Rapidly Aging Old Bags 2"
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Women like sci-fi and geeky man things and we love them for it, it works both ways, if you can learn to laugh at SATC you will always keep your women happy and happy women equal happy men, mostly.
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Feb 06, 2009 1:18:25 PM CST
gAyICN moment... Hope they all die in an Afghan prison.
by damien chowder
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Seriously I rather go without pussy than watch this shit.
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there's an antidote right there. Inject it into your veins after you are forced to watch it. It's got enough Manly minerals to fight back being a vagina.
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HAHAHAHAHA. Total Sex war.
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so "Hollywood Hates Men" because there was, um, ONE highly successful female-oriented movie. What about pretty much every other movie?
If ever a Talkback headline affirmed the image of this site as a bunch of lonely nerdy guys, this one is it. -
..."We love it when women say, "I'm going to see Sex In the City" with the girls" we're thinking, "Good! 'Cause I don't want to get stuck watching that shit!"
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I'm actually the one who will rent the occasional romantic comedy and she'll raise an eyebrow.
I heard someone classify SITC this way: It's not a realistic portrayal of how most single women act in the big city...rather how gay men think they act in the big city.
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Sex and the City is for women what Entourage is for men.
I'd watch an Entourage movie, and I'm willing to bet a lot of other guys would too. Get on it Hollywood! -
Sex and the City Slickers? Sounds like this year's Little Miss Punisher: War Zone!
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An while were at it let's do a Seinfeld film.
Actually, thinking back to that final episode it may not be a good idea. -
*head explodes*
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Exactly. Entourage is a male version of Sex and the City. I won't watch the SATC flick, but yes, I'd go see an Entourage flick. Even if the past few seasons have kinda sucked.That Scorsese bail out and subsequent Vincent/E break-up/make-up was absolute garbage.
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Watch it TWICE
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SJP looks like a dude. Cynthia Nixon looks like a creepy cherub, and Kim Catrall? Seriously, you and me, we're done, professionally. Maybe if she takes a ride on the Pork Chop Express, she can redeem herself. Maybe.
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SJP's nose I mean. And Kim Catrall's rapidly aging neck.
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One of my favorite lines from "Family Guy". I still haven't seen the movie, mostly because of the terrible review it got here on AICN!
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Now there's a movie. Let's hunt Cougar.
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We have a winner!
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when chris north quit law and order: ci
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That one's gonna be around a long time. I like it.
I'm quite partial to "DONT TASE ME BRO" as well. Just thought I'd share. -
What do you think McG? "Duh."
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Just didn't appeal to me at all, since I'm not a woman and don't live in NYC. But the little tweeny boys on here that get so vehement in their hatred of things outside their safe little bubbles is hilarious. Rabid, potty-mouthed pro-alpha-males with too many techno-toys and energy drinks to consume. Enjoy another year of not getting laid, boys.
But man, I remember when Sarah Jesssica Parker was hot...Honeymoon In Vegas, anyone?
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They should just change the title. It would be more honest.
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The thing is, they'd have to wait until Entourage had run its course to shoot a feature film version like SITC. I can't see a between season film or anything like that really working.
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I have a new found respect for her after watching her do this stunt work going under a truck http://tinyurl.com/5a65dv
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shes got a face that looks like its done prison time! her vagina must look like rockys eye... "yo mick, im gonna make this guy cum mick"
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She's been bugging me forever about watching it and i'd been putting that shit off for months. Serious diseases, house on fire, any shit I could think of. I figured if I bought her it on Blu-Ray she'd sit there happy as a pig in shit for a few hours while I played World of Warcraft or checked out some porn online. You know, something worthwhile.
I accidentally watched 3 minutes of it and felt like mouth-washing my eyeballs for a week afterwards. What the fuck is that movie? I paid $30 for that movie, so I guess I deserve everything I get now their making a fucking sequel. "hey, a million pussy-whipped assholes bought this on blu-ray to shut their wives out while they watched porn, lets make another one"
Just fucking awful. Why not just have them sit in an empty room for 3 hours saying "men are fucking assholes" while masturbating each other off in $20,000 Versace outfits. Actually, id probably buy that. In blu-ray.
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It's amazing God wastes skin on some of these guys...
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Lets go to the tape....even before Vegas..Steve Martin's LA Story...
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and movies based on toys and whatever else your arrested develpoment extended adolesence asses like.One other point geeks, since none of you probably know any women, you don't realize that chick money spends just as well as nerd money. As a matter of fact it probably spends better because the skirts aren't fickle pissy fanboys.
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Feb 06, 2009 7:47:00 PM CST
Entourage = Show For Gay Men Who Don't Realize They're Gay
by laserpants
Its a soap opera. About guys. G-A-Y.
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For gay guys.
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I'm a manly man, got the muscles, goatee, long hair.... and i fucking love this show and thought the movie was 10 times better than most of the shit from last year. bring on the second one. I love watching tits and ass and muff and girls carrying on like stupid bitches
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If that's the title, then count me in. Oh, i don't like SITC. Now I guess I can't get laid because, you know, ALL women just LOVE IT. Shit, better not tell my girlfriend that. She might diagree with that assesment BIG TIME.
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...What do you think that ending meant? The whole discussion with Bobby about how you don't know you've been wacked until it suddenly goes black earlier was the clue.
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Not one of these women are remotely attractive. I know that Mr. Big may have agreed to get hitched to Carrie but he's got a couple of graduate student co-eds on the side. And the oldest one? UGH! She's about a year or two away from the retirement home. The redhead is a lesbian in real life so how can anyone believe she's straight anymore? God. It's times like these I'm glad I'm single so I don't have a girl to say We're going to see Sex and the City 2.
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Agree with the Entourage statement laser. that show is fucking gay as hell.
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...when A V A T A R will FUCK OUR EYEBALLS in 2009?
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Is the sex and the city movie going to be in 3d and have nudity?.. If so I might watch it!
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I'm always shocked at the hatred for SATC on this site. I love that show. It's funny. Well written. Well acted. Well directed. The movie wasn't good as the show but had some great stuff in it. What do you think would be better? Rise of the Lycans? And I'm an Entourage fan. Never missed an episode. But the writing on that show doesn't even compare to SATC. Last season had like maybe 2 good episodes. Also, I work at a bar and every hot chick in there worships SATC. They will talk all night about it. They're not going to give a fuck about John Carpenter movies or whatever. But here's the deal. Once you date them, you can get them to watch the stuff you like. Yeah, and I like Grey's Anatomy too. Tell ya what I ain't excited about. Watchmen. See Snyder turn the greatest superhero story of all time into a mediocre collage of "cool" slo-mo shots and slavish recreations of actual panels. I'd rather see Sex and the City 2. I'm sure it will be a smarter movie. For real.
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THANK YOU!!! Doesn't anyone else see this?!?
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Sexual tension, hilarity ensues.
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First because I know women better thanks to this shit and I can make them think I care about them and somehow seduce them.
Second because when we went to see the first SATC movie my girlfriend gave me a BJ in the theater. -
Why make this movie? put the show back on for the ladies.
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Feb 07, 2009 6:53:23 AM CST
The first one at least was a widescreen lavish entertaining flic
by spacesheik
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SATC is widely considered one of the better shows of the past generation. Mostly positive reviews by both men and women, many awards, etc... ITS A GREAT SHOW. The movie in my opinion also great, but the reviews were hit and miss on that. I think its funny the pathetic hatred for the show on here by all you loser virgins. Like the guy who got a BJ in a theater... lol... putting lipstick on a sockpuppet doesn't make it your girlfriend. Whoever comes and posts a comment in an article about a show and movie they hate.... well thats just PATHETIC.
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I can't stand Sex and the City. It was one of those shows I could never relate to.
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Feb 07, 2009 8:56:54 AM CST
Hollywood Hates Men, but it loves gay men and fat, single women.
by leafar the lost
Yes, Sex and the City II is for them...enjoy...
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...your AVATAR love is getting tiresome now, son.You're seriously in danger of becoming as much of an annoying fuckwit as the sad little tool who pops up n every post with his pathetic 'Damn You Michael Bay' line.Yes, AVATAR looks like it may indeed 'fuck your eyeballs'. Then again, it could be another 'SPEED RACER' - all flashing lights and no substance. We won't know until it comes out, will we?
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My gf really gave me a head while watching SATC, and I never said I disliked the show. I think the series were great and they taught me much about the way women think.
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How do you spell angry nerd troll virgin? its spelled Motoko Kusanagi.
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It isn't shocking...it is educational. It really does kinda show the thinking of your typical big city "empowered" woman. I don't feel half as bad now after using women just for sex and tossing them off...in fact...I kinda feel good about it now. Nothing is more fun than planting a root in some 40-ish, club going, career woman with a delusional self worth...no strings...no conditions..just good Vag.
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Good to know you're out there, taking on those cougars for on behalf of the rest of us poor, married joes.Long may you reign, brother!
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Hollywood is a business. I would invest in a sequel.
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there is a reason that SATC is an anagram for SCAT. Also, SJP should finally show her tits. Kim Catrell has been carrying the rest of them for years.
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welcome to the club! women will never get it so lets keep this between us. dont kill the fun
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this is trash to the extreme
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threatened by a chick's movie and pretending they have taste.
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Entourage is the male Sex in the City, huh? That must explain why I can't stand that show either. A bunch of vacuous jackasses who's only motivation in life is to bang as many people as possible, make as much money as possible and look and act "cool" or whatever the hell is supposed to be cool that week. Yep, same show. The only difference is one has cocks, the other has vaginas. Both are shows that attempt to hide there thematic superficiality and the amoral lifestyles of there characters behind "witty" writing and good performances. On the other hand I think it's really cool that women finally have a big event blockbuster that they can enjoy together. The sense of community that comes from anticipiting the release of a shared theatrical experience is a very unique social event that I'm glad women finally get to share. why should guys have all the fun waiting in line for the newest sci-fi/fantasy film? True, i wish they had something better to rally around than SITC but hey, you gotta start somewhere.
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