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Published on Friday, February 6, 2009 - 10:14am |
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Massawyrm is disappointed by PUSH...
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The problem with PUSH is not so much that which you will actually see on the screen. Rather, the problem is more about what you won’t see. PUSH is actually a fun little film, a pop song version of a Vertigo style storyline crammed full of cool ideas, a neat mythology and some great young talent. But if you’ve seen the movie JUMPER, then you know exactly what’s wrong with this film – because they both suffer from the same debilitating flaw.
They were made by people who wanted to make a series more than they wanted to tell a story.
A good film has a beginning, a middle, and an end. Everyone knows that. But having an ending doesn’t mean that the story just stops – or that many of the ideas introduced have a resolution. No. Having an ending means that you feel like you’ve heard the whole story; it means that when you walk out of the theater, while you may want to spend more time with those characters, THIS story is over with. A first film in a proposed series on the other hand, doesn’t. And every flaw that PUSH has stems from the fact that when you get to the end of the movie, many of the characters walk off into the sunset talking about a sequel.
The biggest problem with the film is that it is a setup story. It merely wants to introduce us to the characters. No one has anything resembling a real character arc and everyone’s backstory is boiled down into a short piece of dialog that they can drop on the audience in a matter of seconds. By the end of the film you know more about how the character’s powers work than you actually do the characters themselves. Who the hell is Dakota Fanning supposed to be anyway? She can see the future. Her mom could too. But she’s not good at it. They’ll tell you all that. What you’ll never understand is what effect seeing the future actually has on a 13-year old girl, or what she’s had to do to stay alive with people chasing her. Because that’s not important. She’s not a little girl who can see the future – she a plot point delivery device.
That’s not to say that making a character out of her isn’t their intent. But you won’t see any real character out of ANYONE in this movie. They are powers, not people. And that’s always the biggest sin of any comic book style movie. Every bit of information we’re given feels like they’re keeping three or four other secrets to go with it – secrets we’ll see in another movie. There are characters mentioned but never seen; story angles hinted at but never fleshed out; and an entire plot structure that revolves around a McGuffin that doesn’t even serve a real purpose in this film. At all.
By the time you get to the end of the film, you don’t feel like a single character has been used up, that a single person has accomplished anything or that this film served any purpose but to show you some cool special effects and introduce you to characters who you might give a shit about later. And the effect leaves you feeling rather hollow throughout the whole film. Not a bit of it really resonates because we’re never given a reason to care about these characters. Oh sure the government is EVIL…because the government is ALWAYS EVIL in these things. But that’s not reason enough to root for our good guys. Unfortunately, it will have to do. Because that’s all the motivation there is here.
Walking out of this, I felt like I’d just watched a mediocre TV pilot. Something cool, but lacking, that made me say “Yeah, I’ll watch a few more episodes and see if it gets any better before I make up my mind.” If the next movie kicks ass and weaves in a number of plot points that explains some of the weaker points of this film, GREAT! But that doesn’t make this a good movie now. As a film, PUSH fails because while it has several fun moments and ideas, it isn’t really a very good story. It’s just the beginning of what could be a very good story. THE MATRIX, STAR WARS, HIGHLANDER, ALIEN. These are great first stories that were able to spawn larger, more evolved mythos. But when you finish watching them, you never feel like they haven’t told you the whole story. This does.
I feel like I was cheated out of what could be a good movie because they wanted me to watch three movies instead. There’s nothing wrong with trying to design a series of films – but when you can’t write it solidly enough to make us feel like we saw the whole thing when we didn’t, you have failed. You want an audience to want to return to your story because the last one was so good, not begrudgingly because they want to find out how it ends to make the time they’ve already spent worthwhile. If they make a second film, that is exactly the reason I would see it. Not because I really liked this one – but because I would really like to like it.
And that’s no way to tell a story.
Until next time friends, smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em.
Massawyrm
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Reader Talkback
Pushed my first by garcicr | Feb 6th, 2009 09:19:36 AM | Foist! by Big_Daddy_Nero | Feb 6th, 2009 09:19:58 AM | Im all alone by garcicr | Feb 6th, 2009 09:20:02 AM | Aww hell no! by Big_Daddy_Nero | Feb 6th, 2009 09:20:19 AM | This is why I hate "franchise"
filmmaking... by Nasty In The Pasty | Feb 6th, 2009 09:20:48 AM | Massawyrm is disappointed by el-guappo | Feb 6th, 2009 09:20:57 AM | So jumper by garcicr | Feb 6th, 2009 09:20:58 AM | Only 25% at RT by Nasty In The Pasty | Feb 6th, 2009 09:23:54 AM | Having an Ending by Mr Gorilla | Feb 6th, 2009 09:31:13 AM | Yeah, but he loved Taken, so
what does that say? by coconutgroves | Feb 6th, 2009 09:42:24 AM | I liked it by Freakemovie | Feb 6th, 2009 09:55:08 AM | the problem with JUMPER was
the main character by Spandau Belly | Feb 6th, 2009 09:57:22 AM | I'm not surprised... by lovecraftian | Feb 6th, 2009 10:07:44 AM | coconutgroves, plenty of
people loved Taken. by TheLastCleric | Feb 6th, 2009 10:08:35 AM | Taken was a complete joke by Talkbacker with no name | Feb 6th, 2009 10:17:14 AM | Are you surprised that it
sucks? by mistergreen | Feb 6th, 2009 10:27:05 AM | simultaneously, ridiculously
bad, and smart at the same
time by lovecraftian | Feb 6th, 2009 10:28:11 AM | Taken kicked ass, go fuck
yourself by bullet3 | Feb 6th, 2009 10:32:20 AM | This is a huge part of why I
didn't like the Pirates
sequels. by Archive | Feb 6th, 2009 10:43:06 AM | Damn by Zappary | Feb 6th, 2009 10:56:51 AM | Push, Wanted, Jumper... I
thought it was a trilogy by spacechampion | Feb 6th, 2009 10:57:19 AM | The Pirates sequels were
different... by DreadPirateRoberts | Feb 6th, 2009 11:01:56 AM | Is anyone surprised? by Drunken Rage | Feb 6th, 2009 11:05:14 AM | Massawyrm is disappointed by
PUSH... by drwynninblack | Feb 6th, 2009 11:08:43 AM | I hope the sequel is called
SHOVE by Spandau Belly | Feb 6th, 2009 11:26:23 AM | Taken was awesome! by TheMcflyFarm | Feb 6th, 2009 11:35:04 AM | Massa, so what time will you
be posting... by Shepard Wong | Feb 6th, 2009 11:49:03 AM | What about Lord of the Rings? by pip1345 | Feb 6th, 2009 11:49:27 AM | LOTR is a special circumstance
too by Bouncy X | Feb 6th, 2009 12:10:31 PM | pip1345 by stickmangrit | Feb 6th, 2009 12:12:43 PM | LOTR is ONE book!!! by lukasman | Feb 6th, 2009 12:15:53 PM | I iked this movie when it by skimn | Feb 6th, 2009 12:23:44 PM | looked like Jumper part 2 by BMacSmith | Feb 6th, 2009 12:42:50 PM | February by thewizardofoz | Feb 6th, 2009 12:49:59 PM | AAAAnd a good film review... by Rogue4 | Feb 6th, 2009 12:52:20 PM | Spandau Belly by lucky slevin | Feb 6th, 2009 12:55:49 PM | Who was driving the Boat in
Taken? by TheLastCleric | Feb 6th, 2009 01:16:46 PM | Just came from the theatre... by StarBlitzer | Feb 6th, 2009 01:33:01 PM | Dissapointed? Who would have
guessed? by uberman | Feb 6th, 2009 01:46:36 PM | So who is this generations
Jodie Foster? by skimn | Feb 6th, 2009 02:16:57 PM | Sequel.. by Harold-Sherbort | Feb 6th, 2009 02:55:10 PM | PUSH 2 :PUSH HARDER by BMacSmith | Feb 6th, 2009 02:57:39 PM | Push 2: PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
(Starring Rick Ross) by turketron | Feb 6th, 2009 03:01:37 PM | I LOVED that JUMPER was like a
pilot by Drath | Feb 6th, 2009 03:18:37 PM | Skimn: The answer is Dakota
Fanning by TheGhostWhoLurks | Feb 6th, 2009 03:46:03 PM | Ghost by skimn | Feb 6th, 2009 04:30:48 PM | Rogue4 by Massawyrm 1 | Feb 6th, 2009 06:04:00 PM | Massawyrm 1 & Rogue4 by Mace13 | Feb 6th, 2009 06:28:03 PM | spot on review by antonphd | Feb 6th, 2009 07:32:54 PM | I felt the same way about Lord
of the Rings by Domi'sInnerChild | Feb 6th, 2009 07:33:26 PM | Push is disappointed by
MASSAWYRM... by Leafar the Lost | Feb 6th, 2009 07:40:06 PM | How's the trademark McGUIGAN
WALLPAPER? by Charles Grady | Feb 6th, 2009 07:51:32 PM | Thank you, AICN - MASSA by BirdMcMonster | Feb 6th, 2009 10:21:37 PM | Highlander would been better
off without by Dingbatty | Feb 7th, 2009 01:51:39 AM | Highlander by Mr Writer | Feb 7th, 2009 04:53:52 AM | Cancel Heroes; Make Push: The
Series by MrFloppy | Feb 7th, 2009 04:38:50 PM | MrFloppy is correct by NoodlesHahn | Feb 7th, 2009 05:21:50 PM | Liking Push by tallsy | Feb 7th, 2009 08:56:24 PM | BIG ASS PLOT HOLE ruined this,
and Fanning's hooker outfit by Drath | Feb 8th, 2009 09:25:23 PM | saw it today with a friend by The Amazing G | Feb 14th, 2009 01:37:48 AM |
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